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202,269 I have zero desire to visit a 3rd world country. I know that makes me seem "uncultured". Eh, I am very well read and speak 3 languages fluently.


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202,268 In a cranky cantankerous mood so will use this forum to air a few of my grievances today. Number one: One to two times a week I spend a few hours working on my laptop as do many others in a local very quaint cafe. It is designed to camp out for long periods of time with board games available, WiFi, books, etc. Everyone is usually quiet and respectful which includes quite a few business meetings conducted over coffee. Then there is that one fucking loudmouth guy. Walks in like he owns the place, his lowest setting is almost yelling and talks to/interrupts anyone he vaguely knows including the owner. It’s not a conversation, just him spouting off drivel one way for the most part. I can’t stand people like that. They have no regard for the sanctity of peace and quiet most people look forward to. If you are a loud mouth idiot, please shut the fuck up. No one wants to hear your nonsense or be interrupted.


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202,267 I saw a bumper stick saying "Honk if you have to poop."

A pretty girl was driving.

I'm sorry but what a classless thing to put on your car. I don't care if she was pretty. She was disgusting to me.


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202,266 From watching amateur video it looks like most men are very boring in bed. They pound it in there for ten minutes and then pop. Don't women get bored?


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202,265 Last Friday, a NY state court rejected a legal challenge to the vaccine mandate.   We should all have the right to do want we want with our own bodies.  But when your decision places others in harm’s way, we, the responsible vaccinators, have the right to impose a cost on the non-compilers.  So far, the justice system agrees and doesn’t believe the policy is anti-Semitic.  In fact, the plaintiffs never made that argument, likely bc they knew it would be a loser.


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202,264 As I get older, I forget things more easily. Maybe it's better this way. I forget that my life is almost over.


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202,263 Once a marriage sinks to a certain point, I think there's no coming back. As the saying goes, "It's tough to reheat a souffle".


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202,262 I see the union hires protesters to picket outside the company because the striking workers don't feel like standing around all day. I got  the message loud and clear: The workers have money to burn. Good to know...


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202,261 Yes, you made more money than everyone else. But you are very dis-likable. I'd still rather be me.


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202,260 Why would anyone go to Sri Lanka for vacation? The residents have been fighting a civil war for years. Go to Disney World people!


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202,259 I owe someone $300. It was from a year ago. I promised to pay but didn't. I feel guilty as hell about it. It would have been easier on my psyche to pay and be done with it rather than fretting about it all this time.


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202,258 Everything is a problem with my wife. I do the food shopping and the cooking. I'll always have a half gallon of milk in the refrigerator. When it gets low, I'll buy a new one. I make the point of putting the new one behind the old one so we'll use the old one first. But my wife always goes right for the new one. I've pointed out the obvious, if we use the new one, then the old one will go bad. Why be wasteful? Why not use the old one up? She then turns it into a nasty rant on her part screaming how controlling I am. Do you think it's controlling to suggest we finish the old milk before opening the new one?


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202,257 Social Media has killed alot of this country, yet also made some very wealthy.


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202,256 I haven’t had sex with my husband for a month at least. I have not attempted to.
He’s been subtly butthurt over this, yet he hasn’t made any single effort to fuck me.
It’s the very reason I haven’t had sex with him in so long.
I’m always the one to work for it, to initiate, to do what it takes to set things up in order for it to happen. & I simply quit doing that. If he’d come onto me, it likely would have happened.
If he’d attempt to make out with me, cuddle me, spoon me, anything-it May happen.
This is how it is, and I’m learning that masturbation is actually quite more enjoyable because I actually orgasm.


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202,255 I keep hoping a massive stroke or heart attack will end this shitshow called "my life".
F/47


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202,254 I think that men that hate women are all just secretly self-loathing gays.

M/46


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202,253 I once dumped a woman because her vagina was ugly, we had slept together a few times when it was dark but when we had sex in daylight I saw how ugly it was.  By far the shallowest thing I have ever done.

Sorry about that, you deserved an explanation rather than the ghosting I did.



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202,252 Eh, she's just not that in to me.

And frankly I don't find disinterest attractive.

;)


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202,251 When I walk down the sidewalk and pass a stranger I always say hello. I'd say in less than half of those times will the stranger say hello back. I'm not talking about a big scary city. I'm talking about a small safe town. We've forgotten what it means to be friendly.


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202,250 My friend just got a new wheelchair. It's motorized and cost $60,000. And you wonder why your health insurance premium is so high. What ever happened to the plain old silver wheelchair you could buy at the thrift store for $25? These new ones cost more than a car! Someone is making a bundle at the expense of the rest of us.


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202,249 I know a dad who endlessly films his wife and daughter and posts the videos online. They are shopping. They are driving They are eating. You can tell the wife and daughter are sick of it. It's so invasive. In one shot his wife is sleeping and he films her exposed armpit - yeah, academy award winning stuff. I pity the wife and daughter. Why are men such dicks about some things?


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202,248 Violent video games, vaping, risky sex - I remember a time when the only thing we needed to have fun was a chiquita banana sticker on the nose.


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202,247 They sell something called dental rinse. It's watered down mouthwash. It costs the same as regular mouth wash. Great idea for company profits. Huge ripoff for consumers.


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202,246 My husband has never paid my daughter's day care bill. Not once. I always wrote the check untill they went digital now I always do the payment, once a week like clockwork I log in and send the payment. He has never once changed her sheets on her bed, couldn't tell you what size clothes or shoes she wears, doesn't know any of the kids at her daycare, doesn't know what her favorite foods are, how much allergy medicine to give her, doesn't know her favorite color, and only takes her to the potty when I specifically ask. But yet he wonders why I never leave her with him and why she will scream she doesn't want daddy when he tries to do anything with her. The girl is 3 and she has already learned that he is not to be depended on... How sad that I didn't learn this sooner myself.


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202,245 It’s the final week of your life...I’m scared to go to sleep because I’m afraid that when I wake up, it will be to the text or phone call from your sister that your battle with cancer is finally over. I don’t know how to explain why this terrifies me. Whether I’m awake or asleep when she calls me, it won’t change anything or or make it not happen. Something about waking up to this news scares me far more than already being awake and in the middle of my day when I get the news. I don’t want to wake up and realize that I now live in a world without you.


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202,243 I've never gotten a traffic ticket. My husband has gotten at least 5.


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202,242 Being honest here, I'm always a bit uncomfortable hugging a fat person. I'm feeling their rolls of fat and I don't want to.


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202,241 I'm pretty entertaining on FB. I have interesting insights to share. I also think before I type so as not to piss people off. I get lots of likes. But every now and then some unhappy person is snarly to me. I immediately block them. Boom they are gone. They can never see any of my posts again. I've had about a dozen people then try to contact me through a mutual friend asking to be unblocked. I never unblock. You get one shot with me. Very satisfying though when they are remorseful and want to see my posts again.


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202,240 When I see a gay man, I look at his lips and think about how a cock was there.


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202,239 I get online ads offering to help with mental illness. Should I take this personally? Jeez.


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202,238 I climbed Mount Fuji. It took a day and a half. I got to the very top and found.... Japanese vending machines. Groan. There is no place left untouched by "progress".


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202,237 I’ve had my tongue up your ass but I will never be friends with you again.


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202,236 Dad, I miss you.

Just remembering all the white chocolate Easter bunnies you would give me over the years. How each Easter I would tell you I don’t eat white chocolate.

Thank God I have those voicemails from you.


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202,235 I mostly stay in my room. I have a bed, a very comfy overstuffed chair with a foot rest, and a mini fridge. I also have my own bathroom. I watch movies on my laptop while wearing earphones. It blocks out the noise of the world. There's very little reason to ever leave my little oasis.


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202,234 I lived in the U.S. once for about a year and a half. The three things I miss most are unsweetened iced tea, Jimmy John’s veggie subs and neutrogena foundation.


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202,233 Notre Dame burns down just before Easter. A few days later a man tries to set St. Patricks In New York on fire. A few days after that churches in Sri Lanka are bombed.

So was Notre Dame really an accidental fire? Or was it the start of a terrorism campaign?


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202,231 Teachers here have a great scam going. They need a hip operation, or a knee replaced, so they do it during the school year, like in April. Then they get a few months off from teaching and before you know it, summer break is here and they get a few more months off. Why can't they get the operation in July when they are already off? Because they are scamming the system and getting more time off.  To hell with the students and their job. They just want to maximize their own personal gain.


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202,230 I support Monica Baey.


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202,229 Fuck 'em till they're dead.

It's what they do to us given half the chance.


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202,228 I’m too bashful to say it in the moment, but I cum so hard when a man drags his tongue across my hard nipples while he’s deep inside me.


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202,227 I know a couple. He constantly corrects everything she says. She'll say she likes her dinner at the restaurant. He'll taste it and say no you are wrong, it's not very good. He drives me crazy. I know it bothers her too. I see her turn her face away from him and roll her eyes.

He makes me love my husband because my husband isn't a jerk.


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202,226 This world is going to complete shit. I’m really enjoying watching it burning flames though. It just blows me away how ignorant humans are nowadays. They really think it’s going to get better? They really believe in a God? Man - I don’t believe in ANYTHING nowadays let alone an imaginary figure living in the sky.

Why spend money on funny movies/entertainment? Watching people pretend like everything is fine....every day is entertainment for FREE


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202,225 I love not being like everyone else.
Everyone else has to procreate to feel important. Like they’re doing the world a favor. Please. If mating is the only thing you’re good at - I feel sorry for you.
So many things you can accomplish..what a shame


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202,224 i read your email... So you resorted to lying to the counselor to justify your refusal to be accountable to someone other than me.  I didn’t do what you said I did, and you and I both know it.  You’d rather divorce than follow instructions.

Who’s the liar? It certainly isn’t me. That was totally dishonest of you to make up such a lie. You know it is only to make yourself feel better about being rejected as a husband.

At least now I am prepared to know the lengths to which you will go to make up stories to justify your behavior.

But I knew that before we were married, didn’t I? Now I know you will not onky lie TO me, but about me as well!


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202,223 I can't have a Yahoo email account because I don't have a cell phone. Why is a cell phone a requirement? They are losing business because of this strange rule. Who thought that up? Oh wait, I know who.


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202,222 As soon as the civil war breaks out, I'll bet many people will mysteriously be found shot dead. It will be attributed to the war, but we know the truth. It's neighbors angry with neighbors over social media posts. They patiently waited to get revenge.


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202,220 Today I didn’t feel like getting out the bed but I force myself, drank some coffee lift weights at home an hour then dragged myself to the clubhouse and got on the treadmill for over an hour . I was sweaty and smelly but who cares I burn over 1,000 calories, feel so much better after a hot shower and now I feel so much better . Who needs drugs or alcohol to feel better not me exercising it’s good enough for me .


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202,219 One time when I took public transport, I noticed a man fapping in the reflection. This was a clear case of needing to get off the bus and get home.

Then there was a time or two, that a person got on the bus and smelled terrible. What to do? Get off the bus? Stay on and put up with it out of convenience? You're already on the bus. There are few choices.

This is what it's like for me on a daily basis. It's like being on a bus with a fowl-smelling individual who isn't quite breaking the rules, but is never the less offensive.


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202,218 I haven't been to a dentist since 2004. I brush at least once a day and floss once or twice a week. I guess if I developed chronic mouth pain, I would go to one. But, otherwise, I probably will never see one again. Fuck that noise.


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202,217 If you list something for sale online and you don't give a price, then I'm not going to buy it. How dumb of you. Give a price. No one is going to put in the effort to track down a price from you.


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202,216 I don't know what to think about the house in California where the parents allegedly held their 12 children captive. Is it a real story, or more of the everyone exaggerating?

According to the news reports it was hell on earth. Kids shackled to beds and malnourished.

But in digging a little more, I find the entire family went to Disney World a few years ago. It doesn't make sense that they were being held prisoner, but at the same time they were out in the open in Orlando.

I think this is yet another case of social media having a feeding frenzy when the the truth is much more tame.


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202,215 I’m getting ready to go say goodbye to my cousin. She is 30 and in her last days of her battle with cancer. There are no words right now that adequately express the feelings in me. I want to scream, cry, pound my fists on floor that such a cruel hand could have been dealt to someone who was so good and vibrant and too young to die...she didn’t deserve this. Not any of it.


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202,214 When someone gives me a hard time on the town facebook forum, I look up their house value in the online tax records. Something I've noticed. It's the people living in the dumpy houses who are the most unpleasant online. The wealthier people aren't insecure. They don't feel the need to lash out. It's the poor people who are bitter and nasty.


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202,213 My son can tell me exactly who sells drugs in the school and what locations to buy them. He's a freshman. If he knows this, how come the school administrators don't know. They've been there much longer.


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202,212 Over the last couple of years I have developed a couple of inappropriate crushes on men who are not my husband. I don’t act on them or let on in any way. And I know it’s just a compensatory strategy to lessen the soul sucking boredom that is slowly driving me insane.


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202,211 Lady, you're the reason I don't like black people.


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202,210 I just won the most protracted altercation of my entire life, with a daring end-of-battle charge.

Brilliant and Profitable. All my lost Blood and Treasure recouped by a factor of at least 10x.

Today I drink to Victory!


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202,209 I'm a guy. I want to have sex with a guy. 1) I'd be overcome with guilt and self loathing. 2) I'd worry endlessly that I caught a disease.


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202,207 I think I’m going to have to end our friendship. I don’t want to do it. Nothing would break my heart more, but that’s just it. This is breaking my heart. Knowing I can’t ever have you. Knowing that there will never come a time when I can love you openly, and love you the way that I want to.  I’ve never felt this way for anyone before and I don’t believe I ever will again.  I don’t know what to do.  I’m tired of making a fool of myself. I don’t think I can accept that there’s no chance for us, but maybe if we parted ways it would help.  I don’t know.  I hate this.


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202,206 In my life, my husband is so controlling, that I am not allowed to have any contact with my old friends or ex's. It's okay for him, but not me. I miss my old friends, and very much miss the old me. So lonely, but that is how he wants it. I too, am being "monitored" at home and my vehicle, but he won't find any dirt on this old broad, so he can justify his reconnecting with his ex.




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202,205 I wish I knew if it was ok to try to reach you. Someone is spying on me and I wish I knew if it was you. Even your friendship and encouragement would be a help right now... But maybe you can’t.

I hope, before the end, I can get one last hug at least. I could pass peacefully with that. Not going soon, but want peace in my heart knowing you still care and to apologize for not caring enough. I would be there so quickly if I knew you needed me.

Contentment is all I can achieve, I think.


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202,204 I secretly hope that Felicity Hoffman and Laurie Laughlin will go to jail!!


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202,203 My friends called it a night at 11:30 tonight...the night was still young to me. They’re a little older than I am, in their late 30s. So this is what getting older is like?! :(


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202,202 My secret is that I dumb myself down, on a daily basis, so that those around me do not feel threatened by my intellect. And after years of doing that, I am actually starting to feel the effects of such a reckless strategy. I am becoming dumber by the day, slowly and surely...what a relief.


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202,201 Some people are so cool. I wish I had it in me to be cool.


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202,200 I really want to have sex right now. Knock on my door and I'll let you in. Ok, ok, I won't let you in. But I want to. Hot F!


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202,198 I completely understand and agree with road rage.


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202,197 Today is my lucky day! While walking home from the store I found a small backpack. Inside there were 32 Norco pills, 26 dollars, about 1 gram of marijuana and a really nice glass pipe. What I didn't find was an ID or any other way to contact the owner of the backpack. It's going to be a fun weekend!


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202,196 I have an irrational fear of trains and train tracks. I hate driving over them even when there is no train anywhere in sight. I especially hate walking on or near them. I think we had it drilled into us so throughly in school that trains were dangerous and we shouldn’t play on or near the tracks (our town was built around the train tracks) that I developed an actual phobia toward them. I told one of my guy friends about this in high school while we were driving and he drove to the tracks and parked on them to scare me.


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202,194 My 11 year old son calls it "weed". I'm not sure who to thank. Is it the schools teaching the wording to kids? Or TV? It certainly didn't come from his parents. We've never touched the stuff and have only ever called it marijuana.


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202,193 Secret: Acupuncture isn't real.


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202,192 Here's my wife's logic. She's tells me she's angry because she takes out the trash all the time and I never do. I ask how she came to this conclusion. She explained she takes out the trash twice a week. And seeing there are two of us, we should should each take the trash out once a week.

I point out the obvious. Just because there are two of us doesn't mean there are only two bags of trash each week. Like who could make such a weird assumption?

What actually happens is I take out the trash every evening before bed. That's me taking out the trash 7 times a week. Even if she happens to take it out that afternoon, I still take it out in the evening because I don't want trash sitting in the kitchen all night attracting bugs and mice.

So I take it out 7 times a week. She takes it out 2 times a week. Yet she complains how she's doing it all.

She's a dimwit. Never marry a dimwit.


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202,191 After watching the Finding Neverland documentary, I am realizing that I have been bottling up my own past. I don’t think I’ve ever truly dealt with it.


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202,189 Thread is deleted. But seriously, I'm suing you.


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202,188 Your ex-boyfriend told a group of us you were the worst lay he ever had. It makes me laugh whenever I see you post something. It's what immediately pops into my head. She is bad in bed.


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202,187 Yoga is silly. But I know a guy who charges $25 per session. He gets 10 people at a time, three times a day. The dude is making over $150k a year teaching yoga. Damn, how do I get a job like his.


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202,186 When I was a kid, I was so poor. When I ate an apple, I'd get every morsel of nutrition from it. I'd eat right on down to the stem and seeds. It pains me to this day to see kids eat half an apple and throw it away.


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202,185 My spouse has been seeing a shrink but never told me. I think a spouse should share things of this nature. It shows a level of communication and trust. My spouse disagrees.


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202,184 lightning scares me


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202,183 It's probably been a year or more since I drank plain water. Soda for me please.


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202,182 It's not just what my wife does that drives me crazy. It's also her attitude of never taking responsibility. She arrives late. No matter what the circumstances, she arrives late. I bite my tongue. For years at a time I bite my tonge. No sense in bringing it up, she'll never change.  But finally the other day there was something very important. I needed her to be there on time. I told her before hand it was important to me and could she please make the effort to come on time. She didn't, she came late. She missed the train. I couldn't help myself. I said I was disappointed in her. She immediately turned it around and said the problem is not that she's late, but that I''m controlling. I asked how I'm controlling. She said because I insist she gets places on time. It's controlling of me to want to get places on time? This is a bad thing? There's no working with her. It's like talking to a patient in a mental ward.


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202,181 A 40 year old grudge has kept us from speaking. Now she is on her deathbed. I should call her before she dies. But I won't. I won't give her that satisfaction.


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202,180 Used to be... whenever I went anywhere I'd make sure I knew where I could get a drink. This was my first priority.  Everything else took a back burner to me having access to booze. So glad I gave it up. It's probably why I'm alive today.


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202,179 I have a dozen pairs of pants. Only one pair fits, and just barely.


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202,178 I can't jerk off anywhere outside because of the possibility of security cameras. Even in the woods there can be cameras. So a few times I've jerked off while driving down the highway. People and cars everywhere but no possibility of a camera zooming in on me.


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202,177 I told her I'm done with her self centered ways and I'm leaving. She thinks I'm kidding. The lease is up at the end of April. I'm not renewing. Come April 30th, I'm driving off without her. I'm going to start over out West. If she stays on here, the landlord will have her evicted. It would be just like her to ignore the fact she is not a legal tenant and she'll try to stay without paying rent. Just like her. She's going to be smacked in the head by reality when the landlord has her tossed out on the street. wish I could stay and watch, but no, this chapter of my life is done.


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202,176 As much as 33 parents have been charged in the college cheating scandal, turns out 761 students were admitted under false applications. I say throw these other 700 parents in jail and expel all those students. No wonder why it's so hard to get into a good school when so many bad students are there fraudulently. To look the other way, to sweep it under the rug, it says we embrace corruption. Is that the message we want to send to the entire country? Be corrupt, we don't care. It will be another step to our downfall.


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202,172 I asked my wife for directions. She said it's easy. Go down Main and turn left on Smith. The place is at the end of the road.

I tried to follow these simple instructions, but there was no Smith connecting to Main. I looked up the map. There are four other turns I needed to make between Main and Smith.

When I did arrive we had words. I said she put in no effort on the directions. This is typical of her. I said so. I was absolutely correct in pointing this out. It's a large problem in our relationship. My wife puts in no effort.

The next day my wife informed me she will never have sex with me again.

I think this an ever bigger problem with my wife. I am never allowed to say anything she views as critical. I am not allowed to point out the directions were incomplete. This is me being the most evil man on the planet - because she put in no effort.  It's all my fault. Typical again.


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202,171 Secret:  A new home refrigerator is designed to last seven years.  It can cost up to round $3000 and they rarely last longer.  An older used refrigerator can last indefinitely, but is not guaranteed to do so.  However, a used refrigerator will likely cost a mere fraction of what a new one would cost.  Older refrigerators use more electricity.  
Personally, I would rather pay for more electricity rather than buying  new refrigerator every few years.  


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202,170 I'm so glad I've chosen to live a childfree life. Parenthood looks miserable. Like I see no purpose in having kids and yes I feel that way about myself. I don't understand why anyone would want to have children. You can't do anything, go anywhere. You're a slave to these unappreciative fluckers! Parenthood looks miserable, tiring, unfulfilling. Every parent I see looks dead on the inside and filled with regret. I'm sorry but there is absolutely nothing a person could say to make me think having children is a joy. Oh and the moms....Jesus flipping Christ. Moms are so self entitled and rotten. I'll be glad for childfree flights, restaurants, parks, stores, apartment complexes. Hell I'm waiting for childfree cities and states. Man, that would be awesome!


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202,169 Aquarian men are hella weird.


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202,168 All police officers cheat. The only ones that don't are six feet under. Other than that, they all cheat on their wives. Women love a man in uniform and with some authority. But trust me, if you're dating or married to an officer, he's more than likely cheating on you. Good luck.


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202,166 You are so f*cking annoying. Your whole facebook page is about your fraternity and your car. You're 40 freaking something years old. Then have the nerve to put on your FB that women are in your inbox and that other women are missing out. Negro PULEEESE!! Wack ass. You're insecure. You're a bum. You're a homophobe and you're a racist. No woman is missing out on you. Trust me.


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202,165 You know how on Facebook there’s an unfriend button? You don’t want to be friends with someone anymore just unfriend them. I wish real life were like that. I wish the was an I don’t know you anymore button. I’d use it on you right now...


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202,164 The government offices will be closed on Good Friday. Whatever happened to separation of church and state?


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202,163 Here's a tip. Always have the computer room in the basement. I had it there. It was great. I could watch porn and jerk off and no one would be the wiser. But then we moved and my computer room is now an upstairs room. Beneath it on the ground floor is the master bedroom. It sucks. I can't do anything because my wife could hear me. I end up going into the garage to do it with the lights out. It's not at all relaxing.


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202,162 Someone is lying. I know Congress investigated big tech to see if they were listening to us through our phones and laptops. The companies said no. I say bullshit. This evening I made my son study out loud for his religion test. We both said Jesus in there a dozen times or so. Ten minutes later I go online and was hit with ads asking if I'd like to bring Jesus into my life. That is no coincidence. No way. Some company out there heard the religious talk and funneled some ads to us. That is messed up.


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202,161 When men discover they have a kid out there they didn’t even know about, I’m amazed. I mean, how can you honestly NOT know? Not have a single clue? I don’t buy it.
Imagine the outrage if women had the ability to not know they had a child out there. The commentary would be the biggest slut shaming bs we could ever imagine.
I also think it happens far more often than we know.


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202,160 My wife has a rule that if she is not around at dinner time, then she is in no way responsible for making sure our kids have dinner. She has seized on this rule and makes sure she is definitely not here in the evenings. I work all day. I come home and make dinner almost every night. I'd say one day a month she makes dinner for her own children. I'm questioning what happened to her maternal instinct. To her life seems to be a game of how little she can do to help others. I've never heard of this kind of personality trait before.


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202,159 When I was a child, I was riding in the car with my mother and my siblings. Our father was following in his vehicle, with my youngest sister, who was about 6 at the time. We took a winding dirt road through a forest that we often took home. At some point, our father wasn’t behind us anymore. My mom kept looking in the rear view mirror, and she got consistently more and more nervous. Finally, she stopped on the side of the road, saying “what’s taking so long? Surely he should be catching up by now.” About 10 minutes later, he came driving around the curve and my mom got back into the car and we continued. At the time, I just assumed she was concerned because she thought he might be having car trouble or ran over something, etc.
Now that I’m an adult and know more, I understand that my mom was worried my dad was molesting my little sister.


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202,158 I quit smoking tobacco over 17 years ago. I haven't touched a cigarette since then but I still crave smoking everyday.


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202,157 My kid was lit on fire in front of my face when she was just over a year old. We were at one of those Japanese restaurants where they cook in front of you. The guy put way too much oil on the table and ran it too close to our side of the table. The oil vaporized and when he finally got the lighter to strike the flames shot out and landed on mine and my husband's arm but on our daughter it hit her right in her face. Light her face, hair and ears on fire. Thank God I was looking right at her to see her reaction to the show because I was able to act fast enough to bate the flames out with my napkin. She's perfectly fine now, you can't even see the scars ( 2nd degree burns to her forehead, nose, and ears), and she doesn't seem to remember any of it. Me... Well I still have nightmares about that day. I spoil her just a little too much because I know I could have lost her. My husband doesn't see the situation the same way I do. I figure that's because he was too busy watching what was going on at the other table to notice anything was wrong until I had already put out the flames and snatched her out of her high chair. He doesn't have the picture of our poor small child on fire stuck in his head. It's been 2 years now and I still remember clearly the look of utter terror on her little face. I think that was the defining moment that our parenting paths totally diverged. It's created a huge rift in our marriage. I don't think we'll ever be the same.


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202,156 I wrote a week ago. I followed my wife to a party and spied on her from afar because her divorced friend was trying to set my wife up with someone. In the end it seemed like nothing. Now I've found out the day after the party my wife purchased a craft beer making kit on Amazon and had it sent to the guy's house. That doesn't seem like nothing.


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202,155 Ah, now we know what caused the fire!




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202,154 I’m glad I’m not a man because having to shave your face every morning seems like such a hassle.


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202,153 Some of my friends are selling for various multi-level marketing companies, and while that’s their choice and I don’t have an issue with it, I’m getting real tired of being bombarded with it. Some of us bitches are on budgets. No, I don’t wanna buy your Pure Romance sex toys. No, I don’t wanna buy makeup from you because the one time I did try it, it made my skin dry as a popcorn fart. No, I don’t wanna buy essential oils because I have no use for those. And no, I especially don’t wanna sell for your company because I am busy af and have no time for that.

For the love of god, stop with the Facebook group invites and messages and flooding the news feed. For fucks sake, girls.

Okay my rant is over.


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202,152 My wife is not supportive. I gained a little weight. I decided to do something about it. I went for a mile walk. My wife laughed saying it was a mile and that's nothing. Next day I went for an 8 mile walk. It took over three hours. My wife rolled her eyes and called me a dope saying no one walks 8 miles. I think deep down she's afraid of me getting fit. So she acts out and puts me down for it. I'm realizing I don't really like her. She's not a good person.


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202,151 When I grew up in a single parent home (mother), everything was reasonable. We were not wealthy, but all our needs were consistently met. This from a mother who only graduated high school.Today, I have a Masters degree, paid for fully and single-handedly by my mother (a secretary), and a full time (difficult) job.I am not extravagant, but I just cant make ends meet.How did the world come to this?I am struggling and do not see a way out financially.I know many people in my same boat.What happened???


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202,150 She goes to whatever gas station is easiest for her. She doesn't care about the price. She doesn't pay for it. I do. It's a little thing. But it shows her self centered attitude.


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202,149 Nature will always take back what man builds.


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202,148 I bought and old house and fixed it up.  I took a job at a company that had issues. I made the work place better. I bought an old car and brought it back to life.

This is what I do. I fix things which are broken.

This explains my marriage. I got myself a fixer-upper wife.


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202,147 That move my dad would make, reaching under his sweater after a big meal and undoing the snap on his pants. He thought none of us noticed. But I did.


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202,146 My secret is, and you'll never know: Despite 23 years together, if a an opportunity presented itself or I won the lottery, I would leave your bitchass immediately! You're an extremely difficult person and I'm really getting sick of you...


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202,145 "... and then he inherited a bunch of money and ignored everyone forever.

The End."


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202,144 I wonder how many couples are torn apart by moving into a new house they’ve recently purchased????




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202,143 You can torture me in the comfort of complete privacy. So you do. Only I get to see your true nature.


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202,142 I wanna buy that girl something but she's so mean to me.

Why won't she just be nice? It's like she hates everything about me.

Oh f'n well!


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202,141 What to do? Do not stop giving her pleasure. Maybe there is something she isn't telling you about her past.


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202,140 when my wife and I have sex and she is about to orgasam thru oral or manual, she will stop me,  don't know if she has orgamased or just cant let it go to the end. what to do ?



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202,139 My husband just found out he has a 35 year old daughter he knew nothing about. We chatted with her last night. She seems amazing. I hope to meet her someday.

PS I’m only 40.


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202,138 I find it hysterical when a person mocks a non native English speaking accent or their grammar/spelling , especially if they are from the USA. First of all English it’s spoken in other countries with different accents and sometimes words ( England , Ireland , Australian etc..) it’s very different from Americans but doesn’t necessarily means they are wrong . I wasn’t born or raised in an English speaking country so of corse I’m going to have an accent and sometimes I don’t pronounce words the proper American way since my first experience with the English language was in Australia which it’s very different, anyhow at least I can fluently speak more than one language and can understand three . Seriously stupid people with bad attitudes it’s the reason why so many foreigners don’t want to adapt or learn English here in the USA.


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202,137 Lately there has been an increase in the number of times that the Emergency Alert System is being tested on the TV channels I watch. There have been numerous tests this week alone. I'm frightened. I think something big is about to happen.


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202,136 How do people move to a country they weren’t born into?
I want out of this one so badly.
I don’t know how to make that happen. But I’m going to try.


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202,135 I feel sad all the time.


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202,134 I'm supposed to meet a gentleman for a first date tonight.
Last night while casually texting about his dentist appointment he mentioned he's being fitted for a "partial".
I took this to mean dentures. Is that correct?
Please tell me this doesn't mean dentures on the nightstand every night, does it?


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202,133 #202,121 - You have to tell us more!!  That was one of the hottest secrets I've ever read on this site!


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202,132 My front teeth overlap. I might get invisalign soon. ^_^


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202,131 Years ago my next door neighbors had a daughter in high school.  She was just a typical kid, didn't know her at all.

One Saturday night towards the end of her senior year she had a small party on the back deck with some of her friends.  It was a contained affair.  Typical kids doing typical things, chatting loudly on the back deck.

I looked out my bedroom window at the party and saw one of the girls there.  She was 17 or 18 years old.  All the other kids were wearing shirts and shorts, but this young lady was in a bikini, which was odd because the neighbors don't have a hot tub or a pool.  But there she was, walking around on the back deck in a bikini.  Her body was amazing, which was probably why she was obviously showing it off.  Heck, if you got it, flaunt it.

I was so turned on by seeing this young lady's mostly naked body.  The first thing I thought was I needed to capture this image in my head so I can jerk off to it later.  But then I realize it was night.  Nobody could see me if all of the lights in my house were turned off.

I shut off all the lights in the house and opened up my blinds a bit so I could look out on the neighbor's deck.  I took my pants off and laid down on my bed in the dark.  I looked at this 17 year old hottie while I furiously beat my meat.  I came so hard in probably under a minute watching this gorgeous girl walk around on the deck in that bikini.  

I was so fucking paranoid that somebody would see me in my bedroom jerking off.  But I was 30 feet away, in the pitch dark, at night, and nobody acted like they knew some 40 year old man was beating his meat through the window.  I got off my bed and carefully closed the blinds again without being seen.  Probably one of the naughtiest things I've done.


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202,130 I think a gap between the two front teeth is hideous. It grosses me out.


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202,124 Being hated isn't as interesting as it used to be.


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202,123 I’m so glad I’m not scared to work on my own car. It’s saved me so much money! People watch some youtube videos read the forums and give it a shot. If you don’t fix it you can still ay someone to do it.


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202,122 Wait what?  Getting a manicure and pedicure combo costs $100? You fucking kidding me? What a fucking waste of money. I assumed it cost $10. Maybe $15 with a tip. I can't believe people spend so much on something they could do themselves.


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202,121 When I was 17 I had a friend named Amy.. Every time I would go to her house her dad would always stare at my tits. It was was so arousing to me, I would masturbate in bed at night thinking of his big hands squeezing me and sucking on them


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202,120 We were about to watch a movie as a family. I won't say which one, but I always make a point of reading up about each movie on Common Sense Media so there will be no surprises for our tween sons, like bare boobs and sex scenes.

This time though I asked my wife to look up the details while the kids and I were sitting there. She suddenly shouts over to me, "It says they talk about a lady boner. What is a lady boner? I've never heard of a lady boner."

She totally missed the point of looking up the sex and QUIETLY deciding if the movie is appropriate. Subtle things like this go right over my wife's head.


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202,119 I left a mark on you on purpose.
Have fun explaining that to your girlfriend.


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202,118 I fucking hate my mother in law.  Everything she does involves some massive inconvenience and she never shuts the fuck up. Always observing me and commenting on every little thing I do.  Doesn't have one nickel to her name so I always have to pay for her - even the plane ticket to come up to visit is on me.   I can't wait till she dies.


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202,117 I have a weird issue. I was grinding my teeth in my sleep and it was wearing down my enamel so the dentist recommended I get a night guard. Okay fine. So first they need to take an impression of the teeth. They take this metal U-shaped thing, fill it with plaster and put it over your teeth, hold it for a few seconds until it starts to harden then take it off. When the hygienist took the impression of my bottom teeth, she scraped my bottom gums pretty badly. It sucked. But whatever. By 2-3 days later it was all healed... except for one spot. I kept thinking it would just get better, but it got more painful. Then I had to start taking pain killers before bed so I could sleep. Then I had to start taking pain killers all the time.

I went back to the dentist eight days later to get the mouth guard and had him check my mouth. He said I have an ulcer and the bone is exposed. He poked it and asked if it hurt. I actually didn’t feel anything at all. He said that was because he was just touching the bone.

He told me it should heal in its own and to come back in two weeks to make sure it has. (That will be 22 days since it happened).

Today is day 14. The hole feels like it’s 2-3 mm. So it’s small, but doesn’t really seem to be getting any smaller. It hurts constantly, but the pain has decreased significantly. It’s mostly just an annoying twinge that I can easily ignore, unless I’m eating, in which case it is quite painful.

It’s really unsettling to move my tongue to that part of my mouth and feel bare bone. It’s starting to freak me out a little.


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202,116 Like any red-blooded American guy, I love all kinds of porn, but of all types, my favorite has got to be incest porn. The problem is, there's no way to truly know for certain that two people are REALLY mother & son, father & daughter or brother and sister.
That's why I really like bestiality, too - you can't fake a different species!  Another favorite of mine is Tranny porn!  I imagine I'm a lady-boy getting an ass load of sperm & that always makes me happy!  
But in the end, I always keep coming back to incest porn; there's just NOTHING on Earth more beautiful than watching a young man make sweet, passionate love to his mother!  Even better if she gets pregnant & has his baby!  I mean, she gave him the gift of life - it's only fair he should return the blessing!


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202,115 I paid the rent for the next three months. I was afraid we'd waste the money on things we didn't need. Having no money is a constant drain on my brain.  It feels great knowing we are covered for a while.


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202,114 The human face is pure toxic.
Stop reproducing already.


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202,113 To the cunt that takes flirting with my husband to the next level: I hope you get a raging case of crabs from the next man that takes you home. My husband is grossed out by you and thinks you’re trash. Give up the ship, Francie . Your cute little clueless pixie act only goes so far.


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202,112 I use copyrighted music in my videos without permission.


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202,111 You looked good in pink today. You should wear it more often.


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202,110 I hide the chocolate or my hub will eat it all.


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202,109 I'm so much in love.


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202,107 I bought my prom dress from a thrift store. If my elitist high school knew I was wearing a used gown, it would have been front page news. Oh the shame. I was so glad to move away after graduation.


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202,106 Michele Obama is mean. She embarrasses herself with every snippy comment. So unbecoming of a former first lady.


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202,105 I don't think my car is safe to drive. The breaks feel very odd. Sometimes I press and nothing happens. I have to think fast and press a bunch of times. I don't have the money to fix the car though. People would be wise not to stop in front of me.


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202,104 If your last name is "Dick", change it. I can't be the first one to suggest this.


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202,103 Here we go again.

Headline:

"The entire wooden interior of Notre Dame Cathedral has been lost"

A major news site posted the headline with this picture. I see wooden pews and a wooden pulpit. Yet the claim is that the entire wooden interior was destroyed.

Another example of the media making stories into something bigger. Fake news.




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202,102 In my adult life I have very vivid dream like memories of being a knight in old England. I went there once, to the northern parts. I felt so at ease, yet filled with melancholy. I was drawn to one particular town. I don't know why I went to exactly that spot. But once there I went on a hike. I was traveling in a straight line. I felt like I had a purpose. A few miles of traversing hills and I came upon the ruins of a house.  Nothing was left. Just a stone outline of a foundation. I started picking up some of the stones, feeling them with my hands. I felt I knew them, like I had touched them all before. I stayed there all day. I took a nap in the grass at one corner of the ruins. I dreamed I was watching a young woman dance and laugh. I danced with her. I could smell bread baking and hear children running around. When I woke up, I went to a spot about 50 feet from the house. I sat on the ground. I somehow knew she was buried there. I could see no marker of any kind, but I knew. I gently rubbed my hand over the soil. I have never felt so at peace. Sad, but at peace.


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202,101 I live with a female, but she is not a woman.
I am married, but I do not have a wife.

Solve that riddle.


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202,100 Men don’t see women as human


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202,099 I followed a few porn stars on Instagram and had to stop.  I'd be trying to click through the stories to see what my friends are up to, and when I got to the porn star accounts there'd be 10 to 20 selfies in a row.  It was a pain in the ass trying to scroll through these to get to what I wanted to see, so I had to unfollow them.  Even professional models might have two to three pictures at most, and even those won't be all selfies.  It was an unwanted glimpse into these porn stars' personalities.  Porn works because it lets the male viewer imagine these beautiful women want to fuck them nasty.  But the reality is more like these porn stars are huge narcissists who get off knowing that thousands of men want to fuck them.  


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202,098 Iam so excited to meet this woman.


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202,097 I’m wondering if you gave me a flat tire for breaking it off.  If so, just another time where following my intuition was the right move.


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202,096 Revenge is Sweet.

^_^


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202,095 I love when a woman wears a halter top. So sexy.


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202,094 I snuck into an extremely fancy resort in Thailand to use their pool. Rooms cost $450 per night. I was terrified we'd get caught and land in a Thailand prison. But you know what saved us? My girlfriend is beautiful. I think beautiful women can do what they want.


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202,093 I always use a cloudy day for an excuse to take naps.


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202,092 On one hand I feel really sad that Notre Dame was seriously damaged.  

On the other hand it just reminds me of the impermanence of all things.  Everything we build will one day no longer exist.   Each one of us reading this post will one day no longer exist.    Maybe today was that day for the cathedral.


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202,091 My husband has access to sleep with me whenever he wants, and apparently he has low sex drive.

So weird. He seems to enjoy porn. Maybe he’s just lazy.


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202,090 The Cathedral is burning in France....

Am I the only one who’s shrugged it off?


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202,089 I once took a gulp from a glass of juice I left on the counter for a little while.  I didn't realize it was filled with ants. It still makes me want to puke.


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202,088 Guys, if you are dating a woman and she wears a black sleeping mask, run. It's a hint she's a fussy whining pain in the ass.


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202,087 Given the choice of a fancy dinner out or stay home and eat spaghetti, I'll take the spaghetti. I'm a catch!


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202,086 I was watching a you tube channel about a couple who bought a boat. Their plan was to live on it and sail around the world. I like living vicariously through people like this.

As I watched the first episode, the couple seemed really great. They were friendly and loving by all appearances. The husband was doing most of the talking. He seemed like a cool east going guy. But about 10 minutes in, the husband decided to fly his camera drone in the parking lot to test it out. The wife started in on him.

"No you are flying it wrong... No don't land it there... No don't go so high... You better take it down now so the battery doesn't die... How much did you pay for this junk anyway...."

He ignored her. I didn't. I watched her act like a total annoying bitch to him. I thought this will never work. There is no way they are going to be successful living on a boat together. She's going to drive him crazy in such a tight space with her whining all day.

They posted a few more videos about preparing their boat for the voyage. Then the videos stopped for a while. They have finally posted a new one. He informed the audience his boat is for sale. He seemed dejected and sad. His wife was no where to be seen in the video. It's clear what happened. They won't be sailing around the world. They are split up. I saw it coming from that first 10 minute segment.

Sometimes strangers can see things couples can't see in themselves.




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202,085 I'm so glad I'm not a woman. They seem so miserable.


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202,084 Tonight I go to my 12-step meeting to celebrate my sober birthday. I have been sober for three years now. When we celebrate our sober birthdays we are encouraged to share our bottom and what turned us to sobriety.

I tell people how I lost my job and ended up homeless and that was it for me.  I hit bottom. But that's a lie. My real bottom is this. I was heavily addicted to opiate pain killers. I went to a doctor and I received a prescription for ten Vicodin. I ate all ten pills at once and laid back to enjoy my buzz.

Instead I became very nauseous almost immediately and I had to throw up. But I was not going to waste those pills! I puked into an empty pail then proceeded to drink my own vomit with the pills floating within. It was gross but I kept it down.

When I sobered up I had enough. The whole puking episode disgusted me and I have been sober every since. I'm just too embarrassed and ashamed to share my real bottom.


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202,083 Caves scare me. I feel like there will be a collapse and I'll be buried alive.


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202,082 When I was in my teens my dad turned 50. I remember sitting with him that day on the porch. I asked him what new adventures he would undertake for this next act. He said his days of doing things were over. Going forward he would sit in a comfy chair and read a book. He said it's the way of the world. Old people need to slow down. I remember being disappointed in his answer.

I am now 62. The weather will be beautiful tomorrow. I've made a plan to go surfing with my son. Take that world!  


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202,081 We have three children. The first and second are two years apart. The third came three years later. They don't realize we were having a third child two years after the first two. But the child died at birth. We then tried again and that's why the third child came three years after the first two. They are all approaching adulthood now. I'm not sure I should ever tell them. Part of me want them to know because the dead child is part of our family. I don't want her to be forgotten. But I could also see how telling them might be upsetting. For now she remains a secret.


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202,080 This is not a secret and if I must be banned for posting this, so be it.

I am French, now an American citizen.

I am an atheist.

I am weeping at the loss of Notre Dame Cathedral.

So much history, so much art, so much of my heart has gone up in flames today.

I love you, Paris. I love you with all my heart, even if I haven't been back in over a decade. I always say, "next time I'm back in Paris, I must go to Notre Dame again.". This is a good reminder that nothing is eternal and to seize the day, always.



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202,079 I've done PCP once before, so I was able to recognize the symptoms.

I'm not dead. We didn't wreck the car, and we didn't get arrested.

I have some idea of who you are and why you've done this.

It'll be better if you take care of this situation before I do.

Take care of it yourself and it'll be a lot quicker and less painful.

I promise.


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202,078 I am devastated by Notre Dame. There are tears in my eyes.

m56


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202,077 Posting memes about being a dead beat dad is probably not in your best interest, considering your husband has a child he never sees and you discourage him from seeing the child. One day your husband will do the same thing to you and your kids that he did to the other woman and kid, and I'm gonna laugh about it.


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202,076 My husband hates me. But as soon as his balls are full, he loves me again. He is kind and gentle. He coaxes sex out of me. I empty his balls. Then the hate starts anew until his balls need drained again. Over and over again this is my life.


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202,075 I go into my local copy shop and am overwhelmed by the smell of chemicals. I guess they are used in the copy process. I always thought it smelled so unhealthy.

A few months ago I learned the manager of the copy shop, a young guy, died of cancer. I think it's cause and effect. People should be able to work and not die from the hazards present. Where's our government to make sure this doesn't happen? I feel like we haven't made much progress from 100 years ago when workers were routinely put in harm's way.


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202,074 I lived in a house with a leaky roof. Every time it rained I stewed watching the water drip onto the floor. I hated it. I felt so ripped off by the broker who sold me the house. They knew it leaked. They lied about it.

I have since moved. But whenever it rains, I get in a pissy mood, reminded of how someone took advantage of me. I am physically gone from that space, but my mind still lives there. It has been a year, but one day I might snap and great the broker with more than just a hello.


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202,073 About a month ago, my boyfriend got just about black out drunk and dumped me. He told me didn't love me and that I was probably the worst person he had ever met. He said a bunch of other nasty stuff. I packed my bags and left at about 1AM. It broke my heart. We didn't speak for almost a week.

He called me a week later and begged for forgiveness. He didn't mean anything of the stuff, he said. He was just drunk and felt angry about something and lashed. I agreed to give him another chance. The truth is I still feel really angry at him for this. I feel really resentful towards him. I don't trust him anymore. I don't feel OK being vulnerable. I'm convinced this is going to happen again. Sometimes I look at him and I just think "I f*cking hate you."

I'm not sure what to do.


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202,072 There's a headline today saying:

"This year's Boston Marathon almost needed a photo finish"

Here's a photo of the finish. The runners are 10 feet apart. That's not a photo finish. One guy clearly won. Yet the media is trying to portray this as a photo finish. They twist the facts to get more clicks. Just another example of the media having no integrity. This has been the theme for the last three years. They don't just bring you the news, they make it up too.





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202,071 I was talking to a guy, not sure if I liked him. He told me some sexual stuff he was into that I wasn't, but we seemed to get along. Then life got in the way and things were busy. I see a message from him saying 'you don't like me. : (' I didn't like that. I took it as him being manipulative and trying to guilt me. You can't guilt a girl into being attracted to you.


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202,070 These no filter types are such bullshit.  You can be a straight shooter and have some tact too.  They choose to say things in an offensive way.  It's just mentally lazy.  


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202,069 I see that high maintenance bitchy types get the guy they want. Men complain that women are nags and manipulative, but those are the ones they go for and put effort into. Tired of being the laid back chick who goes with the flow. You show any feeling and a guy gets scared, but maybe they like getting scared. Idk. All I know is the cool nice chick doesn't get what she wants.


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202,068 So my husband and I decided to try polyamory.

We both liked one girl who liked us both, but we worried that she was too emotionally fragile and didn’t want to take advantage of her.  Still totally love her, just platonically.

Then a girl my husband was flirting with got obsessed with him and very antagonistic to me, so he ghosted her because we thought she was a potential bunny boiler. That was a level of crazy we did not want to deal with.

Then I was flirting with this VERY attractive younger man, but he figured out that he would always  be a distant second to my husband, got upset, and told me he couldn’t see me anymore.

We’ve now concluded that we really are just too wrapped up in each other to be very good polyamorists.  Any secondary partner would have to accept that he or she could be put aside at any time for any reason if he or I needed each other, and who would want that job?

I guess as primary partners, we’re just... REALLY primary.


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202,067 So how does one find someone who will pay for sexual photos to be sent to?
How does one secretly let the world know that they are willing to send provocative photos for money?  


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202,066 Im 55 years old and I'm through with life. I have accomplished very little and now I'm living off food stamps and cash aid. I'm so depressed I can't take it anymore. Tomorrow I'm going to buy a gun.


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202,065 A few weeks ago I ate pink under cooked pork. It was my fault. I didn't cook it enough on the grill. My over active brain is now waiting to come down with trichinosis. The logical part of me says it will never happened, but the anxious part of me isn't so sure.


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202,064 There are death threats against Rep. Omar.

So? That's what happens when you make anti-American statements in America. I do not feel bad for her at all.


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202,063 I love cold, gray, weather.


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202,062 More and more when I'm ordering fast food in the evening on my way home from work, I think AOC is working the cash register. Maybe she's picking up extra hours after her day in the Capitol building?


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202,060 One time I stole a car, gun, and money to buy all the alcohol I wanted then ran away to have the best day ever at a secluded spot at the water before I killed myself.
I had a great day. When night fell and it was time, the gun jammed and I panicked because I wouldve never done those things if I thought there was any chance Id have to deal with the consequences.
Well flash forward to about 30 police cars and SUVS and cops, at least 5 dogs, and a helicopter with a spotlight later, they found me. So embarrassing to remember I caused all that lol. I always wonder if cops around town remember me when I see them just casually out in public. I would only recognize one of them.


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202,059 I just read a very specific secret that someone I know could've written word for word on here. Now I wonder if she reads things Ive written and thinks "oh I know who wrote that" like I just did. Now I fear Ive been a little too transparent on here a few times lol


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202,058 Recently in my dreams I'm talking to David and Barbara. These are two friends from my youth who died. I wonder if this means I'm about to die and they've come to ease my fear and let me know dying is okay.


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202,057 So often I'm left shaking my head. My wife. No one understands what she puts us through. I posted it's her birthday and she starts the day being angry as hell. A few weeks ago it was our son's birthday. This woman who complains about the color of the wrapping paper, you know whats she got our son for his birthday? Nothing. I bought him half a dozen presents. She got him nada. She never buys anyone presents except herself. Christmas and birthday she puts in zero effort. I do it all.  For our son's birthday I tried to get her to help. I asked if this year could be different and could she get him just one thing. She went out to the stores. She was gone for three hours. I knew she'd buy herself lunch. Okay fine, because she'd at least be buying him something. She came home with a bag. Yeah! She pulls out an atomizer doodad. Something where you put in perfumed oil and it turns it into a fog in a room. She set it up on her bedside table. It was a gift for herself. I asked why she didn't get something for our son, because that was supposed to be the plan. She said the stores had nothing he'd like. So she bought herself the atomizer. Oh thank goodness her trip to the mall wasn't a total bust. Sigh. She's the most self centered woman of all time.


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202,056 Every so often I’ll look at my ex-boyfriend’s Facebook page.  Yep, he’s still a sloppy fat redneck who smokes and drinks heavy, and he’s getting fatter, greyer, and scragglier all the time.

Then I glance across the room at my handsome, fit husband reading online news articles, and know I chose well.

“I love you, honey. I love you just for being you.”
“Awww! Love you too.”


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202,055 My wife is in an angry phase again. These periods last for months before she lightens up. She picks on everything and looks for fights. She is also physically violent. I was standing with my hand on a door frame talking to our son. My wife intentionally slammed the door shut on my fingers. Who does something like that? Psychopaths do. I'm not sure I can deal with these angry episodes anymore.


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202,054 Why do men think they can lie and not be found out? Especially when they put very minimal effort in it and can't be bothered to keep their stories straight. I have no time for this bullshit. Next.


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202,053 For my wife's birthday I bought her four presents. The kids and I wrapped them. We made a fantastic breakfast and stacked the presents by her plate. She came into the kitchen and immediately complained that the wrapping paper wasn't yellow. Yellow is her favorite color. She said it was thoughtless to use non-yellow wrapping paper. She was pissed and yelling. The kids looked scared and confused. This is what life is like in my house.


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202,052 I slept for 14 hours last night. I don't know why.


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202,051 We're trying to get out of the house to go somewhere. Husband starts down the stairs so I call out, "hey me and the kid don't even have on shoes" he turns comes back and goes "oh, ok". I think surely he'll get the kid shoes since I've been up with her since 7:30, done everything for her all morning including getting her dressed to go and doing hair. Nope. He promptly sits down and looks for his phone. While I wrangle her in to shoes. I say "you know I thought you'd help since I mentioned needed to get mine and her shoes on" he looks up goes "oh, sorry" and right back in to the phone.... But yet people wonder why we haven't had a second child.


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202,050 I started drinking at 6am this morning


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202,049 I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop..... and I'm looking forward to it!


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202,048 Truth? Best sex I ever had was with someone in their 60s. The 2 in their 50s would be next.
20s-30s? Never again :) lol


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202,047 I just don't think that if you are (and have been for a long time) badmouthing me to your family and friends that I should have anything to do with you anymore.
If I'm a terrible person in your eyes than don't cry about it when I block you or avoid talking to you.
I just don't get it. Leave me be. Stop stalking me online. Let me live whatever life I find for myself.


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202,045 I'm definitely an alcoholic.


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202,044 I don't understand interracial relationships. I don't favor them, either. Let the liberals come out of the woodwork to curse me, but I think like should stay with like.


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202,043 I was adopted as a baby. My birth mother found me when I was 25. She had a relationship with a man that ditched her when she became pregnant. We do not have a relationship as I found her to be very manipulative and dishonest. She has another daughter that is just like her. My adopted family is entirely deceased (two suicides). On a lark I had my DNA tested to see if I could find any matches on paternal side. Finally I received a note from a niece who was working on a family tree and wanted to know how we were related.  I finally found my other "family". We exchange a few emails, and I learn a bit about my father (who had died about a year earlier). Seems he was married while seeing my mother. Typical. My niece decided it was not her news to tell, and kept it to herself. I have 6 more brothers and sisters.  I decided to update my own family tree with biological parents and make it public. A couple years later (present time) I have now received an email from a sister who just had her DNA tested. She wanted to know how we were related. I fill her in, with photos of myself. I keep the note brief, thinking I will hear back from her. Apparently, it is too upsetting. Have not heard back. Disappointing. I should not have had any expectations.  58F


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202,042 I keep jumping from vice to vice trying to find ways to ease the stress of my life. First it was food. But now I’m losing the weight and food is just fuel to me now. Sex has always been there too. Then drinking way too much on the weekends. I got those all under control. Now I’m a compulsive shopper/spender. I’m finding this is the hardest one of all to try to reel in and get under control...I can’t stop.


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202,041 How expensive can paper napkins be?  I go to the Chinese place,  andthey give me ONE paper napkin.   During the week, I'm in a suit,  so I need at least that one for my lap so if the is a drip or dropI don't mess up the suit.  I always ask for extra napkins.  I always show with my fingers like a half inch to an inch stack size.  They always bring me only ONE extra napkin even though I ask for a stack of napkins.   I admit, I'm a messy eater.  I need lots of  napkins.  Would it kill then to bring me like 5 napkins at once? Will it totally ruin their profit margin if they have me an inch of napkins? This is one of my new pet peeves.



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202,040 I totally forgot about taxes. Fuck me.


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202,039 This looks like the most poorly designed plane of all time. A little extra thrust from one side will torque the center wing and snap it in half. Why would anyone even come up with this on paper, let alone build it.

Made in California. Ya know what I'm saying? Made in California.





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202,038 You can't say anything to my husband without it turning in to a fight. I'm so sick of fighting everyday of my life.


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202,037 I have to decide by tomorrow morning if I'm going to cross the picket line.


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202,036 I meant to take a shower the other day. Things came up. I had to respond to texts and posts. This led to more texts and posts. I forgot about the shower. Now it's a few days later. Shit. I'm a mess both inside and out.


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202,035 My wife goes to parties without me. It's like she's not even part of the family. She runs off and leaves me with the kids. She doesn't even ask if I want to come along. She just assumes I am here to make her party going experience easier. She went out last night wearing the shortest skirt you can imagine. The kind where it's not possible to sit or lean over without giving everyone a view. I asked if she should be wearing something a little longer, after all, she's a married woman and a mother. She got mad and said it's none of my business what she wears. I'm not an overbearing controlling husband. I'm not. Well I think I'm not. Do I sound too controlling? Serious question. But I feel abused by the way she treats me and our family. She clearly doesn't care about us.


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202,034 Tomorrow I will take the kids to an Easter egg hunt. It's two minutes of madness with shoving, and angry shouting, and tears. I'm talking about the parents. You can imagine how upset the kids get.

The part I don't get though, how is this a celebration of God's son rising from the dead?


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202,033 Love that my new house has solar. But something no one ever mentions, it's hell to mow around and under those panels. I am in weed whacker purgatory.


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202,032 I didn’t take my husband’s last name because I was too lazy to change all the necessary paperwork with a new last name.


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202,031 I met a couple. They wife was diagnosed with breast cancer. They spoke about it openly for an hour. She already had surgery to removed the one breast. She also had reconstructive surgery to create a new psuedo breast. She was starting chemo the next day to eradicate any lingering disease. They had such optimism the recovery process would go well. At one point she asked me to look at her breasts. Not her bare breasts. They were under a t-shirt. She wanted me to guess which one was real and which was the reconstruction. I don't know. This made me sad. I didn't want to look at breasts and think about disease. I didn't want that association. I feel so selfish saying this. Here she was in fighting for her life. I was thinking how I didn't want her to spoil the sexually exciting connotation of breasts for me. I'm an ass.


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202,030 When driving my SUV down ANY road or street and obeying speed limit signs, so many want to ride your bumper no matter the speed. They try to make you speed up to satisfy them, but they would never pay your speeding ticket or increased insurance rate, so I simply slow down by about 5 mph. If they then get the chance to pass, they honk and flip me the bird, and I politely wave and smile. ✋



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202,029 A young woman rear-ended me. I proceed to get out of the car and tell her that it was okay, and didn't cause any damage. I told her it was okay a couple of times but she wasn't listening. She was in full anger mode. It was the stop sign's fault, followed by it being my fault for backing up to hit her.. Both were utter nonsense.

I could have said something like "shut it, you millennial twit bag," or something ad hominem about women divers, but I chose to make a statement in response to her "Jerry Springer" like response which subtly implied that race had something to do with her attitude. Then out comes the phone. Then my girlfriend proceeded to tell me to shut up and to get in the car. I reluctantly acquiesced in the interest of time and convenience.

I could have been smart and said the other things. Did I call her a name? No. Was I referring to her DNA which is nearly identical to mine? Not really. But who is teaching the people in todays culture that it is okay to hit my car and then blame me? Take a kind gesture and calmly drive away. Maybe say "I'm sorry" and apologize. I use to love these opportunities to go off on people who really deserve it, but now I don't care. I don't care. I don't feel bad. Nothing will change the fact we live in a world filled with blameless idiots.




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202,028 I don't think it's my fault that you don't like me.


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202,027 The first and only time I had coffee I thought it tasted great. I drank half a dozen cups and promptly had a seizure. I haven't had coffee ever again. My vice for one day only.


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202,026 I have a hard time getting close to anyone


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202,025 I never thought I could go a day without thinking about you.  Last weekend you showed your true colors and I haven’t looked back. Good riddance. Loser.


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202,024 My faith is shaken.

But not Broken.


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202,023 Why is it that a lot of men (not all or even most) get angry when they get caught doing something they are not supposed to be doing and try to turn it around on you?

My husband  always does this. I heard him setting up to meet one of his female coworkers he hadn’t seen in a while and he got angry at Me.  All I said was that the story my brain is telling me is that he is losing interest in me.  I didn’t accuse him of anything, because there is no point in accusing someone when you have overheard their plans verbatum. But he claims I accused him and gets angry with me.

Guess it is so much easier to get angry at your wife than to admit you’ve been doing something you know you shouldn’t.

And as of tonight we are separated...

The secret part - I am calling to make an apoointment with a lawyer tomorrow. He’s not only acting immature, he’s acting stupid. This is a state that recognizes adultery.


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202,022 So my boyfriend of 7 years told me told me things he didn’t like about me. He said “I don't like that you’ve been gaining weight”... I've put on about 20 pounds in two years I admit. I’m aware and I’m taking active measures to shed a few pounds.

I appreciate his honesty and forthcoming. Maybe it would be a good time to tell him he “can’t eat pussy to save his life”, or that he “dresses like a slob” or better yet how about “I fake my Orgasms sometimes only to later finish myself off”.

Ya see he’s 50 and I’m 45, no where near our 20s anymore.
I can overlook alot of things. What’s important to me at this stage of life is a good man. A man that’s good to me and my kids. A man that comes home every night, that is a good law abiding citizen.

And for the record he’s gained weight too in the last two years.

Tony, you’re a real ass hole.


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202,021 My dog isn't pulling his weight around here! What a life of leisure he leads!


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202,020 We can't have meat today because it's lent. This is at my wife's insistence. She pretends to be catholic when she can make a fuss about it to her friends. Neither my wife or her friends go to church on Sundays. No one would see them. So what's the point. But at lent they don't cook meat because then then can brag about how they are such good catholics.


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202,019 I'm boring.


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202,018 I don't ever expect to win, only to survive.


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202,017 The other day my wife and I had an argument. My wife dropped the ball on something that was her responsibility. I asked if she could be more conscientious in the future. She blew up at me. The nasty part of the argument was all her. Next day she called her friend. My wife didn't realize I could hear the conversation. My wife incorrectly described the tiff. My wife made it out that I was being nasty, not her. Of course she did. Whatever. I then heard my wife making plans with her friend to meet a newly divorced guy the friend knows. I could only hear my wife's side of the phone call, but it was clear they spoke of this as a way to set my wife up with a potential date. Today my wife casually mentioned her friend is having a little get together at her house, just a few people, not a big deal. My wife said she might end up staying over if it got too late. My wife made a point of saying she's going alone and I can stay home with the kids.I nodded along. I'm toying with the idea of showing up at the get together unannounced.


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202,016 On a daily basis I can’t say I accomplish much, but I find it very satisfying when I manage to come up with perfect response that shuts up a lying bullshitter.


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202,015 It's just after noon and I'm already drunk.


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202,014 What is with guys who message you on a dating site and give one word answers? That's really annoying.  Put some effort. Time to unmatch!!


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202,013 Don't intentionally go in the bathroom after I've been there and sniff around and give me a status report.

"It still smells a little stinky. I'm going to leave the fan on a little longer."

Don't do that. Okay? Just never.


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202,012 If you dare to pull up your pants in front of the police, you will be shot and killed. Something is wrong with law enforcement in this country.


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202,011 Last month we found out that a friend of my husband's recently got divorced.  Didn't see that coming.  My husband asked what the hell happened, and apparently the wife said she'd been unhappy for a long time, but was just playing the part of happy wife until the youngest graduated from high school.

Also last month, my husband's attitude did a 180.  Suddenly, the little things that made him angry don't upset him anymore.  Suddenly he's very loving, and emotionally supportive and helpful.  No more arguments over stupid stuff.

Our youngest graduates from high school this year...




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202,010 When I write an email these days on msn.com, the crack Microsoft programming team has taken it upon themselves to scan what I'm writing and hyperlink random words.

For example, I wrote, "You did a great job on the presentation."

Microsoft then turned "great job" into a hyperlink. I tried deleting and retyping, but every time it turns into a hyperlink.

I clicked on the link and it brings up a search engine results page for the phrase "great job".

Like what the fucking hell is Microsoft thinking? I don't want the phrase to be a hyperlink. I don't want the email recipient thinking I did that on purpose, that I wanted him to click on the phrase and get search results. Why the fuck would I want that? But I can't stop it from happening, at least not that I can find.

I tell you, the internet is going off the deep end. You have these companies that are desperately trying to come up with new and innovative ideas, so they force this crap on us. There should be a law, a company is never allowed to change my email. It's MY EMAIL! Do you get it Microsoft? They are MY WORDS! Leave them alone.


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202,009 Tomorrow it will be 18 years since the last time I trusted anyone.


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202,008 Nope


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202,007 Your aim is way off lately.

Is everything Ok?


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202,006 I must agree with my wife on absolutely everything she says, or there's hell to pay.


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202,005 I like to imagine that the cute guy in the office is trying to flirt with me.


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202,004 I missed a clue. I dated a healthy number of women in my 20s. A handful had a little bit of pudge. Nothing too big. Maybe an extra 20 pounds. Today they are ginormous. Those pudgies are massively obese. I didn't realize those extra 20 pounds were a hint of what was to come. Young guys, look for it. If they are a little fat at 25, they will be huge at 45.


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202,003 Headline today,

"Georgetown Students Vote To Pay Slavery Reparation Fee"

The students are agreeing to fork over an extra $27 per semester to create a fund for the descendants of slaves owned by the school way back when.

I predict applications to attend Georgetown are about to plummet.


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202,002 It really bugs me how some "beautiful people" are termed "social media influencers".




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202,001 I always knew what would really happen.

I'm neither stupid nor delusional.

If I acted hopeful it was primarily to fool the sadists into thinking they had me on the hook again.

Everyone knows this ends with my Heart dying.


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202,000 I have to work with you.  I don't even know you and I rarely say anything to you anyway.  If I hold the door open for you because both of your hands are full with your laptop and papers, please act a little more professional.  Don't give a look like "This loser thinks he can flirt with me because he held the door open for me."  People like you have made me lose my faith in humanity.


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201,999 I always chuckle to myself when I see Katy’s van in the drive-thru of Dunkin Donuts.


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201,998 I can't tell how much is truth and what's just an elaborate fantasy.


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201,997 I never asked you for help back in the day. You always acted so put upon by others, so for me it was a small point of pride. And whatever you asked of me, I'd try to help you out if it was in my immediate power to do so. I guess I thought I might build up some goodwill with you and if I finally did ever ask for help maybe you'd be there. A silly rabbit, that's what I am. Truth is, I need you to help me right now.


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201,996 Wow.

Consider me punished.

You fucking win!



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201,995 There's a viral story about a 3 year old trying to use her father's ipad. She entered the wrong password enough times so the device is now disabled for 50 years. He he, it's funny.

But stop and consider. Did Apple think this out well? I could see if you enter the wrong password three times, you get locked out for five minutes. If you enter the wrong password again, you get locked out for the day. If you enter it again you get locked out for a week. Something like that will deter criminals.

But why oh why did Apple keep going? Did they have a meeting on this where they said, "Hey, you know what? If a criminal is locked out for 25 years, that still might not be enough. He might patiently wait around for those 25 years and try again. Yep, we better up the ante to 50 years."

Like what was their thinking? My guess is that they didn't think.

You know what I'm going to say next. Who works at Apple....


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201,994 My husband and I have a major food binge problem. We know it's a problem and we talk about it often and come up with a plan to fix it. If you look for articles online about couples with binge-eating problem, it's always about supporting your partner with the problem. What do you do if you both have the problem? I'm embarrassed about it, no one knows how bad it is other than us. We can't afford an eating disorder program/therapy. People figure this out right, on their own? Right?


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201,993 Strange thing happened. Not sure what to do about it.

I'll start by saying I've been really tired for a month. I've had no energy. I'v felt like I needed a nap every afternoon. I was also dizzy about half a dozen times. I assumed I was getting old. Honestly, it was making me depressed.

That said, I went to the pharmacy this evening to pick up my prescription. I take something for high blood pressure. I was ready to pay when the new young pharmacist on duty came over and said he needed to speak to me. He led me off to the side out of earshot of the other customers.

He explained a mistake was made on my prescription last month. Instead of the usual 25 mg dose, they had accidentally given me 100 mg. They only caught it last week when I called in to renew my prescription.

The pharmacist said my doctor was informed and the appropriate paperwork with both the drugstore chain and the state was filed, as apparently required by law.

Ok. It happened. I was given the wrong dose. I was exhausted. But this is the part that gets me, everyone was told about the mistake last week - everyone except me. Shouldn't I be the first phone call? Wouldn't that make sense to tell me about it? But no one did.

For 30 days I have been taking the wrong dosage. But for the last week since they found the error, they knew I was taking the wrong dosage and couldn't be bothered to call. Not my doctor. Not my pharmacy.

I think that is so wrong. How could they knowingly let a patient take something incorrect?

I wonder if they were trying to cover up the mistake, maybe hoping I would never find out what happened. So they skipped over the issue. They just wanted it to go away and leave me in the dark. If not for this new young pharmacist pulling me to the side, I wouldn't know a thing.

Infuriating what has become of the medical profession IMO.


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201,992 He tracks my location through my phone. My plan is to tell him I'm working late and then leave my phone at work. If he calls and I'm not there to answer, I'll say the ringer was off.


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201,991 I don't believe Israel sent a spacecraft to the moon this week. They show a selfie to prove it. I think we're looking at a fake image made on photoshop.


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201,990 Whenever I see exotic vacation huts like this, I wonder where it goes when they flush? Does it drop into the ocean below the building? Ew.  




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201,989 Being a martyr fell out of fashion long ago.


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201,988 Back in high school, there was Mr. Popularity who everyone loved. He played football, was captain of the school hockey team, was voted on to all of the homecoming and prom courts, got invited to every party, and was just a babe. All the girls crushed on him, me included. But he never seemed to have a girlfriend very long. I figured it was because he was just into hooking up with the "hot" girls and never wanted anything serious. Let's just say I didn't fall into the "hot" category back then and he never noticed me.

Years after high school, he did notice me. It was kind of a whirlwind romance, which I thought was terribly romantic, and we got married soon after. Annnnnnd about two months afterwards, it became obvious why he never had a girlfriend for long.

He's crazy. He's fucking crazy. His mood swings are so up and down. When things are good, they're great. When they aren't, he's almost excruciating to be around. You never know what version of him you're going to get when you walk into the house. So all those girls who went out with him or hooked up with him weren't the ones being dumped. They were the ones getting away because eventually his true self came through.

I feel stupid, exhausted, and confused. I used to tell people I loved my husband, but the man is work. But now, if I felt I could tell anyone about this without being completely embarrassed, I would say he's just work.


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201,987 I don’t know if I can explain this very well but I am having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that astronomers took a picture of a black hole 55 million light years away. Like, how am I supposed to give a rat’s ass about my silly little job when there’s a universe so vast and complicated as this? What I am supposed to be doing here at my desk is surely about as pointless as anything could ever be.

And while I sit here not working, it occurred to me that the light captured on film left the black hole 55 million light years ago, meaning who the hell knows what it looks like right now or if it’s even still there?


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201,986 My wife thinks she can do anything she wants, as long as she looks good.


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201,985 What is wrong with people!!!!!!!!!!

I have a dog. He's a great dog. He's friendly to all. He never barks. He never leaves my yard. He mostly sits on the porch. He's my bud.

New neighbors moved in next to me. They have a dog. When their dog see my dog, their dog barks. It's not a friendly bark. It's an angry territorial bark.

The neighbors have a new born baby. The barking wakes the baby.

The neighbors have come to me asking if I can keep my dog in the house all day so their dog won't see him and start barking.

I'm a very polite person. But really? Their dog barks, so my dog should be put inside all day? They said it's only fair because my dog is the reason the barking happens.

Wait, what's fair about that? My dog is in my yard and bothers no one. They are new. They have a ill-behaved dog. But it's my problem?

I nicely suggested the real problem is that their dog barks and possibly they could get an anti-bark collar to teach their dog not to bark.

Unbelievably they said they would consider it, but would I be willing to cover half the cost?

What? I should help pay for an anti-bark collar for their dog? No no no. What is with people? How could they possibly think any of this is my responsibility??


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201,984 You know that episode of The Office where Andy hosts the business seminar and when he asks the attendees what their business ideas are, that dumb guy says, "Like, credit cards. Like, you use your card and I make .2 cents. Or even like, shopping, I would make .2 cents off that. Yeah, .2 cents."

Unfortunately, I'm married to that person.


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201,983 If you poop in the bathroom, don't come out and wash your hands in the kitchen sink. I shouldn't have to explain this.


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201,982
I'm an attractive guy, and I wish that plain, personable girls would flirt with me.  Only attractive women seem to flirt with me, make eye contact, smile at me, and linger around me to talk.  But I don't like high maintenance women.  There's too much pressure dealing with them.  It's boring.

But a girl who is cute in some weird way - not gorgeous with perfect makeup, and who's personable and has a sense of humor... wow, these girls make me shake in my boots.  I get such a rush when girls like this flirt with me, and I don't know why.  It's like I know they're not flirting with me simply to boost their own ego, which is the feeling I get when attractive women flirt with me.  I almost feel like they're "targeting" me, like they're planning to rip my clothes off and have their way with me, and I'm helpless to do anything.  It's like I feel VULNERABLE!

Unfortunately, it's not often that this happens.


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201,981 I dated this girl Jill. Of all my girlfriends she was the most sexual. She was a striking looking little pixie, only about 5 feet tall, with blond hair and always bubbly. She was fierce in bed. She craved semen. She reveled in it. She'd insist I come in her mouth. She'd show me before gulping it down. She was also my first anal encounter. Again it was at her insistence. Adding to that, she was also my first ass to mouth. She had me do her in the ass and then when I was getting close, she swung around and sucked me off. So many firsts with her. And with no strings attached. She wasn't looking for a reward. She genuinely loved sex just for the sake of pleasure. Ultimately we broke up because she wanted to get married and I did not. She is the only woman I miss.


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201,980 I think the arrest of Julian Assange today will lead to a great feeding frenzy of newly revealed secrets. Remember, Assange says he has more dirt on many political insiders. He said if ever he is arrested, he will release the key to decode the info. I think we are about to get flooded with new scandals. This is about to get very exciting.


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201,979 Do you only feel an orgasm in your genitals?  Or do you feel it in your head too?  Are you male or female?

Now for the secret.  I can orgasm oftentimes if I really have to pee and keep it from coming out.  Many times multiple orgasms similar to a regular sexual orgasm.  It started when I was 13.  It's come and gone throughout the years.  It feels really good.  Anyone else?


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201,978 I thought the Black Panther movie was very boring. I think people say they like it to be PC.


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201,977 If I had known back then what I know today, I would have never gotten together with you...


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201,976 Everyone loves me but no one is here.


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201,975 Hate to say it, but lives will have to be lost before things start to change. It's coming.


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201,974 Guys think they have nothing to worry about if they go for the plain girl. So they don't approach the really pretty or attractive ones. But it's not about that, it's about how outgoing the girl is and how flirty. Also how in need of attention she is. If a girl is pretty and shy or insecure, you will have less to worry about. If a girl is plain and super social and wants to validate themselves. They are more likely to cheat. Guys get it wrong


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201,973 When you are too old to bang 18 year olds you are too old.
M 58


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201,972 You were very vulnerable tonight. Revealing a side of you I’m not familiar with.  Sharing something real, something personal.

I laughed just a little too hard, just a little too loud.  I just couldn’t help myself.


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201,971 I help them. I help them. I help them. My kids. I give them rides. I cook for them. I give them money. I pick up things for them. I drop things off at school when they forget. My life is all about being their servant.

I have been feeling blue the last few days. I turned to them today and said let's go out for dinner. I'll take them someplace fun.

They all turned me down. They are going out with friends or watching a tv show. No time for dear old servant mom.

Being a parent can be good. But it can also be very unrewarding.


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201,970 I’m a loner. I really don’t have many friends. My best friend doesn’t live in the same state. I always fabricate a social life when my coworkers ask me about my weekends, vacations etc. I am not unhappy at all as I really enjoy being by myself. I just don’t want to deal with people assuming I’m lonely and unhappy


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201,969 Bees were living in a woman's eye. Let me tell you how the bees got there. The Mueller report came out. All the lies about Trump are now officially false. The main stream media needed something jarring and juicy to get the sheep clicking again. They put bees in a woman's eyes. Figuratively. Success! It's a top trending story on social media.

People, you are being so conned. Wake up and start thinking for yourselves. There are no bees living in a woman's eye.  


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201,968 Story out today. The IRS wanted to create free tax preparation software.

But large companies that get paid to calculate your taxes don't want the free software to happen. It would negatively affect their profits.

Millions were spent to sell Congress on the idea that the IRS free software project should be shut down.

Today it was announced that Congress is ready to pass the bill. There will be no free software for the public. You and me will have to pay to have our taxes done.

Make no mistake about it, we live in a corrupt country.


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201,967 I know it's you.
Or I hope it's you.

In the end, there is no difference.




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201,966 Tis the season of lawnmowers and weed whackers. I hate it. We create these wonderful nodes of relaxation in our yards, but they are marred everyday by the groaning engines of power tools. We're a ridiculous species.


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201,964 My wife came home and rushed up to me saying she saw a nice looking dog.

"Here, I took a picture. Look at it, look at it." She held out her phone in front of me.

The picture showed a black lab. "It's a nice looking dog," I said.

"No no, look at it again. Look again. It's really nice looking."

I said, "I did look. And I agree it's a really nice looking dog."

"No, look at it longer. Look at it longer. You only looked for a second. You need to look for 10 seconds." She thrust her phone in front of my face.

Oh no. Here we go. I calmly said, "Please stop. I looked at the dog. We agree. The dog is really nice looking. Can we please end this conversation."

"God dammit. I said look at the dog. Who looks at a dog for one second and says it's nice. A lazy asshole, that's who. Everyone knows you need to look at a dog longer to know if it's nice. But no, you can't do that. Because you're a jerk, a hateful spiteful jerk." She then took her phone and smashed it into my face.

This is what life is like with my wife. She is not in control of her emotions. She is angry. She is violent. I have two choices. I can divorce her and our children will spend half their time with this ticking time bomb. Or I can stay and make sure she doesn't abuse them. Of course it means I get my face smashed with an phone. But at least I know my children have a chance if I'm around.



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201,963 I suspect yesterday's Israeli elections were rigged. I have no evidence. But in looking at the world in the last few years, I find I trust nothing.


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201,962 I hate Lori Loughlin and her smug face. I hope they make an example of her and put her away for a long time.


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201,961 He told me that he prefers apples to peaches, so I decide to shave it. Do you know how hard it is to shave a FUPA with a pelvic joint out of whack.


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201,960 This is weird. I don't know how attractive or unattractive I am. Women don't flirt with me too often, but when they do, they're totally ga-ga. People will look at a guy and say things to me like, "Oh, it would suck to be ugly like that guy," which I infer to mean I'm not ugly. It's like people find me either gorgeous or repugnant.  I don't care how I look now that I'm in my 40s and these things mean little, but it's such an oddity, and who do you ask to get the unquestionable truth without embarrassment? Even online, people might just be trolling!


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201,959 I don't think my family will financially make it this month. I say this every month and somehow find a way to make ends meet, but this time I think it's true. I just don't know how we'll get through this time. I'm terrified.


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201,958 I used to walk home from school the long way everyday. I'd skip the shortcut through the woods at the back of the school because I was afraid of getting beat up. I was a coward back then. I am a coward now.


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201,957 Today NY made it illegal for Orthodox Jewish people to NOT be vaccinated. We should all be worried about this anti-semetic political move. Holy cow, what's next? We going to force them to wear gold stars on their sleeves?

Vaccines are fine. But they should be a choice. If we legislate medical procedures, where does it stop? Black fetuses carrying the Sickle Cell gene should be aborted. Overweight people must go on a diet or they will be put in jail. Mothers who feed their children candy will have their kids put into foster care.

We are going the wrong way big time.


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201,956 When I was a little boy I wanted a G.I. Joe action figure more than anything else for Christmas. Instead I received a Ken doll and a couple of G.I. Joe uniforms. I was so disappointed and have hated Christmas ever since.


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201,955 So your sister is dating a crackhead now?


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201,954 I was talking to a friend at work yesterday and she was talking about a couple of her exes and made the remark “ you can’t turn a whore into a housewife “.

We both laughed at our own experiences; as it’s so true, even though we’d both tried.  


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201,953 I only have two months left with the asshole man I stupidly married. We've worked it out where I'll be taking our children to my mom's beach house for summer vacation. He doesn't realize we're not coming back. I'm filing for divorce as soon as the children and I are safely away from him.


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201,952 My grandmother calls me dude. :) She tries so hard.


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201,951 Finally, two days ago, the weather broke.  Thank God, it's been cold since late September.  Usually by this time, the gardens are planted, everything is in bloom and the lawns are immaculate.  But we had a late start.

It's 6pm and my next-door neighbor just fired up his riding mower.  This means that tomorrow I'm going to have to cut my lawn.   Let the lawn competitions begin!

F/49


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201,950 I was renting a house. I lived there for about 5 years and then abruptly left. For the last year or so, I was already living somewhere else and couldn't deal with the hassle of taking care of a house.

I have a history of collecting stuff. I look at almost everything I've collected and attach some meaning to it. Stuff like this usually never lets you down.

At some point, the bitter and confused landlady entered the residence and poisoned my house plants, except for a few that she missed (they were in the basement, and she is too afraid to set foot in the basement)

I salvaged about 10% of  my possessions and let her deal with the rest. You may be picturing heaps of garbage or a hoarding situation; it definitely wasn't that. I took my plants that were still living and a few things and took the plunge.

It's so hard to let go. Even now. It is going to take some time, but god does it hurt. I have to remind myself that t's just stuff. It makes me so sad. I guess I want to tell the universe that I'm sorry I had to let it go.  


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201,949 I feel guilty about so many things in life. Is this what getting older means? You spend half your time worrying about dying, and the other half lamenting your mistakes.


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201,948 The first time I saw a shaved vagina was in 1993.  This is my story.

I was 22 years old and had no idea that shaving pussies was even a thing.  I was in my college's weight room on the universal gym, working on my lats (the back muscles connecting the shoulder blades to the spine).  This exercise involves kneeling on the ground and pulling a horizontal bar down behind my head as far as I could go.

While I'm setting up, a girl lays down on her back on the bench directly in front of me to do the bench press.  She's probably not much more than 6 feet from me.  Her head is away from me, and this exercise usually involves putting one leg on either side of the bench you're on.  Thus, her legs were open.  She was wearing shorts.  

As I'm straining to pull the weight bar down, I look up and I realize I can look directly up this girl's shorts.  And then I realize... she wasn't wearing any underwear.  I was confused because wearing underwear, sports bras, etc. is kind of a must when you're exercising because you don't want things flopping around.  But there she was, not wearing any underwear.

And then I realize... I'm staring straight at this girl's clam.  It doesn't have any hair on it!  It was shaved bald!  

This was before I turned evil, so I thought it was rude to look.  But the exercise I was doing required that my head be up.  I had no choice but to look and marvel at this shaved hootch.

Now, of course, I know that this young lady was purposefully giving me a show.  And she did.  I will never forget seeing my first shaved pussy.


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201,947 Funniest and sexiest thing I've ever seen with my sister in law. She was moving into an old cottage. She asked for my wife (her sister) and I to help with the heavy lifting. There was a large hutch we had to carry up a set of stairs onto a landing, then we had to go down stairs on the other side into a bedroom. I took the back end so I'd have most of the weight going up. My sister in law took the front end. We got up to the landing no problem. Then going down the back stairs she had all the weight. After a few steps a problem arose. He sweat pants started to side off her hips. Her hands were very occupied so she couldn't pull them up. They kept sliding right on down to her ankles. I said look, you have to kick them off or you'll trip and get smushed by the hutch. So she did. She kicked them off and we continued down the stairs. It was only when we were completely down that I realized she had on nothing beneath the sweat pants. She was standing there bottomless. I was laughing, she was laughing. I asked if she'd like to put down the hutch so she could retrieve her pants. She said no, her dignity is already gone, let's just put the hutch against the wall and be done with it. So for the next few minutes we maneuvered the hutch into the corner where she wanted it. All the while I was staring at her ass and pussy. It still makes us laugh.


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201,946 I go to the only room that locks (the restroom) and cry silently so my kids don’t know how sad I am because their father does not love me and he is never nice to me anymore.


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201,945 I am not broken.
I am worthy of love.
Just because you cannot see that does not mean that it isn’t true.


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201,944 My wife runs six days a week. She has two loops. She alternates the loops each day. She never varies. Same loops over and over for the last 15 years. I've asked if she'd like to try a new route. We live in a town filled with hundreds of miles of trails. Maybe a new loop would spice things up for her. She gets angry when I suggest she break from her routine, like I'm suggesting something distasteful.

Imagine what she is like in bed... same loops over and over for the last 15 years.


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201,943 I hate living my life. I wish I could voluntarily donate all my organs to save other people who enjoy this world more than me. And in return I would receive the sweet release of death


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201,942 If you buy yourself a new bra, don't tell the 10,000 people on the town forum. Just keep that to yourself.




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201,941 The gym is a better place to see hot women than a strip club! A lot of these ladies have astounding bodies and they dress to show it!


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201,940 Alice Cooper in the ‘80s was hot. I don’t why. I’m probably bizarre for thinking this.

You may judge away now, lol.


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201,939 I have a lingering cold. It's late. I don't want to talk about tomorrow's work plans. (work can go to hell- it's just a job) I don't want to be awakened every half hour because my congestion keeps you awake. Does this make me some sort of self serving asshole?

Yes. Yes it does.


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201,938 I've thought about accidentally leaving my bag behind after talking to people. Inside I'd leave a recording device. I'd come back later saying oops I left my bag here. Then I'd play back the recording and know what they say about me when they think I can't hear.


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201,937 I'm on my seventh beer and second bowl. I don't think I'm going to make it to work tomorrow.


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201,936 I'm thinking about not being so diligent when comes to making sure the defibrillator batteries are charged. I'm not the dickhead fucktard with a heart condition.


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201,935 I cooked BBQ ribs. There were 12 in total. I put the three largest ones on my older son's plate because he's growing a foot each day! I put three little one on my younger son's plate because he loves them so much. It's fun to see him so excited.

That left six for me and my wife. I went to turn off the grill. I came back a minute later. My wife took all those remaining ribs for herself.

I didn't say anything. I thought maybe she was pranking me. But no, she ate all six while I ate a roll with butter for dinner.

I guess she likes ribs.... and I guess she doesn't like me.


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201,934 I kinda want life to be over. It's been long enough. Time to go.


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201,933 I am not good looking.


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201,932 Smart adults don't call something "kray kray".  Teenage girls say it, but adults should shy away from this phrase.


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201,931 At the end of the relationship I felt so empty. So broken. I had given everything I had, and then more and had nothing left of myself. Just an empty vessel. Finally trying to come to terms with the fact that I had been in denial all along, trying in a desperate attempt to be the perfect person or him. But he would never love me, I had just mad it easy and convenient and so he stayed.

In the twilight of the breakup you wandered into my life. It seemed so unassuming at first. I mean you were 45 and I was 30, I certainly didn't see you as anything more than a supportive friend . But you were there for me, you were someone who listened. Someone who understood. For the first time you were someone who made me feel like I was worth more. Worth being spoilt. Worth the attention. Worth the time. You invited me to France for the weekend as though that was a regular weekend activity, in all the time I had been with him, he never wanted to commit to plans or make any with me to travel together. And you came along and it felt so easy to let you into my life. And I grew to care for you in a way I never thought I would. It didn't make sense and yet it made perfect sense.

You came over on the day my parents phoned to say my dog had been put down because you didn't want me to be alone. It felt nice to be comforted by you.

When you invited me over and we slept together, afterwards you wanted to cuddle and kiss and hold me all night as we slept.

In the morning you packed your car for your early start on the road. We said goodbye and you would see me in a week when you returned.

But I didn't hear from you again until I messaged you some weeks later, you gave a feeble excuse.

Over the past year I have bought the excuses. They live in my head so well with the fantasy that we could he happy together like it was in the beginning. You ask if I want to come over at 12 at night, at 1 in the morning, you're very busy you say, but when I don't, I don't hear from you for several weeks.and still the mere mention of your name torments me like a false promise i can't forget. The fantasy lives in my head fueling a lie I so badly want to forget....of what it felt like to be cared for by you. The lie that is you. The lie you told me that you "want to do right by me this time because I deserve more and deserve to be treated right and that you want to do it properly" right before you disappeared again.

The facts are clear: you don't want me.
My head screams that you're not a good guy. That you have hurt me repeatedly.
And my heart still pines for what I once believed was real




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201,930 My boyfriend doesn't say much.


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201,929 America woman tourist kidnapped in Uganda.

America tourists could be executed for taking photo in Thailand.

America tourist couple disappear from hotel in the Dominican Republic

Do you get it yet? When going on vacation, don't leave America.


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201,928 I hate when someone googles something and then regurgitates it on a chat board, pretending it's something they've known all along.


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201,927 There is an article out this week saying one third of Harvard acceptances this year are legacy children, meaning their parents went to Harvard. This is how the elite keep their place in life.


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201,926 There was a vandalism crime around the corner from me. Someone set a small shed on fire the day before. I went over to take a look. A TV news crew was at the scene. The reporter came rushing over asking if I could share my opinion. But as she came right up to me, she said on... ah... we're going to wait to see if anyone else shows up, thanks anyway.

I walked home thinking that was weird. Then I looked in the mirror. I was unshaven. I had eaten lunch and there was ketchup on my chin. My hair was a mess. I hadn't taken a shower yet. I was wearing sweat pants and the drawstring was broken so I had put a belt on over the sweat pants to keep them up. All in all I looked like a hobo.

I just have to laugh at myself sometimes.
#NotReadyForPrimeTime


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201,925 I used to wonder why old people walk like old people.  Now I know!


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201,924 In the past few weeks my wife has gone to a doctor three times.

1) She saw a speck in her eye. It was a tiny black spot that followed her eye movement. If she looked left, the speck moved left. The doctor said it was nothing and everyone has that at some point.

2) She ate a vegetable risotto for lunch. An hour later she was "gassy".  She rushed to the doctors. He explained that is the e coli in her intestines trying to break down the vegetable matter.

3) She woke up one morning and said her index finger looked twisted. It was leaning a little towards her other fingers. She was convinced it was rheumatoid arthritis. (Coincidentally she saw an ad for a rheumatoid arthritis drug the night before.) Her regular doctor couldn't fit her in, so she went to Urgent Care. The doctor there said he couldn't see anything twisted or wrong in any way with her finger.

That's three doctor visits in a few weeks. She is probably now averaging a few dozen times per year. She is 46. I can't imagine this is going to get any better. Welcome to my world.


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201,923 ... those times mom gave me some extra coins from her purse when I could hear the chimes of the ice cream truck coming down the street. Life was so simple back then and filled with joy.


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201,922 I can't be in a crowd. Being in a crowd makes me nervous. Take a movie theater. All these people crammed together side by side. The problem for me is that I get nervous and I start to sweat. Then I start to smell like BO. By half way through the movie I can see the people around me scrunching their noises. My only choice is not go to the movies. And not go anywhere if there will be a crowd of people.


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201,921 I love how people who smoke weed act like it's much better than cigarettes. I get it if someone is sick and needs to eat but can't because they throw up. But otherwise, they're still inhaling smoke into their system. Same with hookah. You're all smoking! One isn't better than the other just because it's apple flavored!


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201,920 I saw a white waspy homeless man about 60 years old. He was wearing a tattered suit. It looked like something a reasonably intelligent man would wear to work. I pictured him that way, as a man going to work, like he's an accountant or a stock broker. But then one day he snapped and didn't go home that night or any other night after that. He's been wandering the streets ever since. Sleeping next to a dumpster and wearing the same filthy suit every day.

I wanted to speak to him. Does his family know where he is? What about the people in his office? Maybe there is someone I could call who would pick him up and take him home?

As he passed real close to me, he reeked of stale urine. I couldn't breath with the smell. So I didn't say anything to him. I minded my own business. I feel guilty.


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201,919 When in Philly, never get a cheese steak sandwich. They are horrible. It's a huge gimmick to bring in tourist dollars. The restaurants know there will not be any repeat business because the tourists leave after a day. So the sandwiches are made from the cheapest ingredients possible. I think there's a higher quality of meat in dog food. So don't order one. And if you are not in Philly, but you meet someone from there, punch him in the face for taking advantage of tourists.


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201,918 I have no interest in incest. No way. But I know my wife messed around with her brother. It was a big family. They shared a bedroom all the way through high school. They used to change in front of each other. I could almost understand. But they went further on several occasions where they touched each other to completion. She says there was no intercourse, but there was oral sex.


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201,917 My wife wanted me to take her to dinner. I said I was too tired. So out of nowhere she said I was the world's worst father and one day our son will commit suicide and it will be all my fault.

All because my wife didn't get her way about going to dinner.

How am I supposed to respond to that kind of accusation? In case you are wondering, this had nothing to do with our son. He wasn't coming to dinner. My son and I are very close. We do things together all the time. My wife hardly does anything with him. She made her comment to be hurtful. It's not based on anything in real life.

But you know what? It was hurtful. She wins. Her comment completely bothers me.  Who would ever say such a horrible thing? Especially to her own husband? I think you are supposed to be kind and loving to your spouse. Apparently that rule goes out the window if your husband doesn't take you to dinner.


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201,916 If they don't say it to my face then I don't believe they said it at all.

Try some other grade school trick.


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201,915 I am finally at the age where the brain matters more to me than the looks.  I never really thought of myself as shallow, but perhaps I wasn’t paying enough attention?

I just dated someone for two months who thought that Connecticut was part of Massachusetts.  I’m not a genius by any means, but I really haven’t been able to hear a word out of his mouth since then.

I think I prefer being single. My dating life has really become a tragic joke in my thirties. Beyond tragic. Like a cosmic Punked episode on repeat.

It is probably time to pull the plug on it completely and call it a day.


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201,914 If I can't get my strength up to where it was back in the 90's then PLEASE let me die! I have NO INTEREST in being ELDERLY!!!!


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201,913 She just hangs out with too many dudes.

I'm gonna find someone more introverted.


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201,912 I quit trusting doctors after my second child was born. She was an “emergency cesarean” that turns out, wasn’t an emergency procedure at all.
My OBGYN had a party to attend.
Promptly after the surgery, whilst I was still on pain killers, she prescribed me an SSRI because I was “weepy.” She told me if the baby blues didn’t go away within 2 weeks, to start them. I was charged $150 for a lactating consultant to tell me what I already knew and they placed my newborn in a car seat for 1 1/2 hours for a “stress test” even though I explained we lived less than a 2 minute drive from the hospital. Logic escapes them.
Fast forward a few years and I’m having another baby. Go to a doctors office in another state and he tells me he can’t offer me a natural delivery because I’ve had a previous c-section. I walk out.
I go home. I read every book. I watch every documentary. I watch every birth video. I was born at home myself, as were the entire history of mankind prior to modern day.
I had my baby at home & I take all advice from professionals with a grain of salt now.

You are stronger than you think.


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201,911 She did it again. I advertly did not know what was truly going on because I trusted her. Needless to say I am pissed. Trying to inflict a potential trauma situation upon me. Why? Because I am finally happy and I have a great life going on. You just want to traumatizes me because it’s your way at getting back at me. Thank God had my back that day. Thank God. Karma will get you on this one.


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201,910 Do all men just grow man boobs when they reach their 40’s?


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201,909 Sometimes drinking water gives me a migraine. It’s weird and I don’t know why it happens.


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201,908 Yeah she doesn't like me no matter what I do.


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201,907 I was told that posting my before and after weight loss photos was “toxic” and “fatphobic.” Wow. The only people I have in my social media accounts were people I thought cared about me and supported me. I posted them because this was a major milestone in my life and I wanted to celebrate my progress with the people I care about. And except for this individual, my friends and family were happy for me. She claims to be body positive. I think she only believes in body positivity for overweight people and that people who lose weight are betraying them. As if anyone would go through that much hard work to lose weight simply to spite overweight people. Give me a break.

HB: I’m sorry that my weight loss caused you to be so nasty to me. I never thought you had resentment for me. Maybe instead of attacking me, you should examine and think about the reasons why you lashed out at me for taking control of my health and well-being. You KNEW I suffered with arthritis and was in danger of diabetes and who knows what other obesity-related illnesses. Was I supposed to stay fat with you and risk my health and life? Was it that you wanted someone to be fat and miserable with you? If so, then you’re unspeakably selfish. I hope things get better for you, but I’m not having you stay in my life and tear me down.


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201,906 After 30 years, I changed my voter affiliation.  I was never really motivated to do it because political party affiliation is only symbolic to me.

But I did it today when given the chance.  And I didn't think twice about it.

I think it was the shift from abortion to infanticide that finally made me do it.




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201,905 Sometimes, I miss my ex.


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201,904 Wow I can’t believe this place is still here. I remember back years ago when I was a fucked up, weak girl in love my psycho boyfriend would post up here about killing himself and I would rush to his side and forgive him for sleeping with hookers behind my back, lying to me about being married, and begging, always begging me to forgive him.

Haha thank GOD I finally ditched that loser and since then my life has been on a steady climb and I can honestly say I am truly happy and completely fulfilled.
NEVER GIVE UP AND GET BAD PEOPLE OUT OF YOIR LIFE :-)


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201,903 I hardly ever buy lottery scratchers because I never win anything big. But today I decided to buy a scratcher on a whim and I won $500. Fuck yeah! I'm going to buy a some very expensive beer and a bit of some serious stink bud. Then I'm going to get wasted and watch movies all weekend. Sometimes, life is good.


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201,902 If you are happy, relish that. Cant believe how it can change on a dime.


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201,901 The butcher shop has a barbecue outside of their store on Saturdays. One of the cute girls with a rocking body went inside the store to get more buns. There were five men in line in front of me. All of their heads swivelled to the left in perfect unison to check out her ass as she walked by.

It made me giggle.

-F/40


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201,900 Every day, I like to surf my favorite incest web sites, to watch young men make sweet, passionate love to their mothers. It's always so tender and loving, never lascivious or gratuitous. Both parties are always so joyous to be sharing such intimate, romantic moments with one another! My favorite stories are ones where the mother has her son's baby - there's just NOTHING on Earth more beautiful!


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201,899 I'm going to find someone who appreciates what I have to offer.

Say whatever you want tho and have fun!


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201,898 I don't like the way my friend's husband speaks to her. He's constantly 'mansplaining'. It's condescending. His wife is much smarter than he is, better read, better schooling. She is surrounded by smart friends. I think this drives him to explain how everything works, even though no one is asking. It's like he's desperate to be thought of as smart and be on the same intellectual level as everyone else in the room, so he blabbers on about things we already know. I find him to be very unpleasant. But I can't tell my friend.


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201,897 I've always thought of myself as a scientist. Logic should always prevail. But after doing a bit of research, I find myself agreeing with the anti-vaxxers.

My fear is that many of these newer vaccines are not about preventing illness. They are perhaps about profits for the medical industry.

I don't want to say any names, but for example there is a new vaccine. My doctor is pushing heavily for me to get the injection. But when I look under the covers, more than half the patients have side effects. What's the logic? Get the vaccine which prevents pain in 1% of patients, but in the process more than 50% of all recipients have painful side effects. Also, the vaccine has only existed for two years. What are the longer term effects? We don't know. What is the rush to get patients injected? Take 10 more years to study. But no, I sense they want profits now.

Think twice about taking vaccines. Is it good for you? Or good for your doctor's bank account?


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201,896 Exactly what I expected, unfortunately.




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201,895 It would not appear as though the last three years have been kind to you .....


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201,894 Everybody thinks they’re going to be young forever. Everybody thinks they know everything when they are young. Now that I am old I know so much better.


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201,893 I saw a picture on the internet of a group of children who were friends, with their arms around each other in the summer, wearing their bathing suits.  The caption was something like, "One day long ago, you and your childhood friends hung out together for the last time, and none of you knew it."

What a haunting thought.  It's absolutely true, too.  

I have this vague memory of almost 35 years ago.  Maybe I was 15 years old.  It was dark, and nearing the end of the summer.  We were all splitting up to go back to our homes.  I looked to the left and said goodbye to my friend Tom.  He was 13 or 14.  But I felt a shift.  Something had changed.  Some sort of slight discomfort was there between us.  It was odd enough for me to remember this brief glimpse of one night ever since.  We had spent so many summers together as a gang.  I don't think we hung out again.


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201,892 I understand now why people who live in constant pain commit suicide. After 3 years of constant pain I’ve hit that point. I don’t want to do this life anymore


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201,891 All my bills are caught up. Rent is paid. Daycare is paid. All the minimum debt payments have been made. I have exactly $105.08 to get me through the next 6 days. Making ends meet has kind of become a personal challenge.


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201,890 I am getting high and watching lifetime movies. I think I’m going to make some empanadas again


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201,889 Once again...

You don't like me very much, do you?


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201,888 When I was high school there was a store called "Art Mart". Someone vandalized the sign and put and "F" before "Art". It became a big to do. Half the town thought it was funny. The other half thought it was a crime. They never did catch the people responsible. It was my brother and me.


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201,887 I have hugged plenty of women when saying hello and goodbye. But I have never initiated the hug. The woman did it 100% of the time. I don't like hugging. It makes me uncomfortable. If I had my way I'd never hug. Women remember that. It's not just men making women uncomfortable. It's women making men like me uncomfortable. Am I going to make a big deal out of it like women now do? No. Perhaps you can offer that same courtesy in return to the well meaning men who chose to hug you.


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201,886 I will not let this go. I will find out the advertisers for "Empire" and never buy products from them again.


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201,885 There is nothing empowering about going without a bra, having your period, or being overweight and wearing skimpy clothes. Nothing.


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201,884 I don't want any girl who flirts with other boys.


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201,883 One of my developing pet peeves is pushy people. I get so annoyed when I give an answer to a question and it's met with resistance. It's partially my fault too, because i cave way more often than I'd like. I wish people didn't know that about me. I just get so bothered that I'll tell them anything to get them off my back. I need to just be an asshole and tell people to fuck off so they'll leave me alone


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201,882 I haven't decided if I want to go to my 20 year high school reunion later this year. I am successful and still look good but I don't really care to show it off to any of those small minded people. I'd be just fine if they just forgot about me.


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201,880 "I don't put a tick collar on my dog. It makes him depressed and embarrasses him in front of other dogs."

I'm living in the wrong world. I want to go back to academia where I was surrounded by intelligent people.


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201,879 The man who claimed to be Timmothy Pitzen, the boy who disappeared in 2011, has been charged with making false statements to the police.

Of course he has. He's not a rich celebrity.


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201,878 It's so easy to lead the sheep off a cliff.


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201,877 I worked in a satellite office for a large well known company. There were about 25 employees where I worked. Out of nowhere a 44 year old programmer died. He was fine one day. Next day he felt ill and stayed home. A day later when no one heard from him, we went to his apartment and found him dead on the bathroom floor.

A few months later an electrical engineer died in much the same way. He felt ill for a day and then collapsed.

The corporate headquarters then shut down our little satellite office. They said it was part of a financial reorganization of the entire company. I think it was because of the deaths. I think they knew something was going on. They were undoubtedly worried about lawsuits and liability. They shut us down. Which in some sense might have been good because there were no more deaths. But it also meant the whole thing was swept under the rug and no investigation was ever done. We'll never know what caused those premature deaths.


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201,876 There's a meme making the rounds. Basically it says:

"Single women are allowed to have children.
Married women are allowed to have children.
Therefore they are also allowed to have an abortion."

Like what is the flow of logic there? It's meaningless.

It would be like saying,

"Single women are allowed to go to the bank.
Married women are allowed to go to the bank.
Therefore they are also allowed to rob the bank."

Does no one even bother to think for a moment about what they read and write anymore? They believe if words are in a meme, then they must be true. I think our entire culture has dumbed itself down beyond repair. I should put that into a meme - by simply adding a picture - then no one will dare question what I say.


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201,875 I told my husband I have day-long meetings in the next major city down the interstate, which is a few hours away. Since it's far, I said it would make sense for me to stay overnight the night before, instead of getting up really early. He said no problem.

The secret? There are no meetings. I'm checking into a hotel downtown where we live. I'm going to order take out and actually eat dinner while it's hot, watch what I want to watch on TV without being interrupted, and then sleep all night without listening to my husband's chainsaw snoring or one of the kids whining in the middle of the night. I'll go to work as usual the next day, and then take a few hours afterwards to shop or get coffee before coming home.

I love my husband and kids, but I just want a break. But my family acts like it's such a personal attack against them that I don't want to cater to their every last need every waking (and even non-waking) second of the day.


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201,874 All I have to do is remember that nobody gives a shit about me and everything goes great!


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201,873 I'm so poor I think that canned tuna is a luxury.


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201,872 For the last 5 months ive been working 2 hours away,  rhe commute is 1.5 hours to 2 hours each way. I take the train. Now I've always gotten motion sickness in the back of a car, and I'm sensitive to too much stimulation,  like things smell in strong. But I've been nauseous regularly lately and I think it's a bit after I started this job. Is it possible that you can get motion sickness on the train if you're in it a long enough time? I also sleep a bit less when I have work since its so far. And yes the train smells.


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201,871 I thought you were my reward for everything I went through. You were just more I had to go through.


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201,870 Something I didn't know. The metal end bit on my tape measure is loose. I cursed the poor manufacturing standards. I later found out it is suppose to be loose. If you hang the metal end over a board the metal bit pulls outwards. If you push up against a board, it moves inward by the same amount. Therefore you get the same measurement depending on your measuring preference of pushing or pulling, as you should. It's a feature, not a flaw. My apologies to Stanley.


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201,869 I bite off my fingernails and toss them behind the couch.


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201,868 I remember as a kid, it was a sign of a great summer if September came around and school was starting up... and I couldn't find my shoes.


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201,867 The cancer gods are angry with me.


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201,866 I'm usually very critical and bitter on chatboards. So every now and then I make a point of saying something nice to people so they can't accuse me of always being bitter. I don't mean the nice things I say. I'm only doing it to ward off their complaints in the future.


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201,865 "This is a very good bagel. Where did it come from?"

A good five minutes go by. Suddenly she looks up from her phone and says, "I bought a dozen at the coffee shop."

"I understand you like texting. But could you possibly answer sooner, rather than waiting 5 minutes."

Another five minutes go by. She suddenly looks up again from her phone and says, "What? Did you say something?"



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201,864 Recreational marijuana is legal where I live. It's fun going to a dispensery and being able to choose the strain of marijuana I purchase. I like having a choice. Prior to marijuana being legal the only choice I had was whatever the dope man had on his person. Take it or leave it. We'll, not anymore.


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201,863 Why is it that there's always one that loves a lot more in a relationship?
31/f


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201,862 One of my coworkers announced this morning that she's getting married in June. Whatever. She's marrying her stepbrother and even though it's not illegal or incestuous I still find it very creepy.


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201,861 We talked for so long. I never met you but I miss you :(


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201,860 Back when I was a kid, both my Dad and my uncle had their thermos. They'd bring it to work everyday. All you ever needed was your one thermos. It was a purchase for life.

Nowadays you buy a  thermos and it lasts for a month before the vacumm seal breaks. They are poorly made. They are like a disposable dixie cup thermos. I'm sure it's great for company profits to force people to keep buying a new thermos. But I miss the old days.


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201,859 A celebrity wants to friend me on Facebook. Huh?


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201,858 I only look at The New Yorker for the cartoons.


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201,857 Somehow I knew my best friend and I wouldn't start fighting until we signed a lease together. Sigh


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201,856 Can't sleep. Only Med that works, now blurred vision and dry eye.  Eye Doctor wants to put me on some daily antibiotic. Fuck this shit.


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201,855 I wish I could punch my father in law. Just one swing is all I need.


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201,854 I am an extremely heavy drinker for 20+yrs.  I'm on cholesterol, blood pressure, and anti-anxiety meds.  I'm 50+lbs overweight.  I am very, very sedentary.  Recently my BP has averaged 150/100 even on the meds.  I'm not in any pain, but do get out of breath easily (doing laundry, cooking, taking trash out, etc).

I have a very well paying job (but high stress), at the same company for 25yrs; that soon will end because the company is shutting down my dept.

My wife and daughter are very concerned about me; we all love each other so much.  I'm making an effort to cut down from drinking 3-5 day per week to 2 days per week.  Today I've been 5 days without any booze, and I'm not craving it.  It has been months and months since I've gone longer than 3 days without getting drunk.

My secret: I'm not sure I care about my health.  I don't want to live until I'm bedbound, or like my mother who is suffering from Parkinson's disease and slowly wasting away.  So I'll hit the bottle again this weekend and think about it some more.

Male/48


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201,853 Sometimes being done with a project is better than being perfect with a project.


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201,852 I used to have gay sex with a friend in high school. We would blow each other. I'm terrified he's going to say something about it on his facebook page. He talks a lot about other bad things we did back then like stealing, drugs, and cheating on tests. That's bad enough. He better not say anything more. Seriously, there needs to be an understanding that you do not publicly bring up the distant past.


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201,851 Things were bad for me last year. I thought about checking out. But I didn't. I didn't want to be a quitter. I didn't want to give up on my responsibilities. Things are so much better for me this year. It's like night and day. I survived the turmoil. I didn't quit. I was responsible. No one can say bad things about me. Oddly, now I want to check out. Because I can do so with my head held high.


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201,850 Tell me you have a life coach and we will not be friends.


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201,849 I have to go to the doctors today for an annual appointment. I hate this doctor. He always tries to make me feel bad if I'm not running 40 minutes a day 4 times a week while eating wheat germ. He comes across as so judgmental. He has no kindness in his bedside manner. Also, he has often managed to slip in the conversation how he went to Harvard. I'm not sure why he feels the needs to mention this so often. I think med schools should offer classes on people skills.


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201,848 My workmate dresses like a lesbian. She's 35 and unmarried. Hmmmm....


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201,847 My day off, so I get up late this morning and come down stairs. My wife sees me and immediately starts in with, "You won't believe what happened this morning. [Our son] got up and wanted breakfast. He says he has an Algebra test. So I asked if he wanted an omelette or cereal. He said cereal so I opened the cupboard and showed him we have Frosted Flakes and Cheerios. He picked Cheerios. I got him a bowl and a spoon. He filled his bowl. He went to the refrigerator and got out the milk and poured it on his Cheerios. He ate them while looking at his algebra book. Then he went back upstairs and got dressed for school. He decided to wear jeans with his white sneakers. The Adidas ones. Not the Nike ones. They are more of a gray color anyway. He came back down stairs. He put his algebra book in his backpack and left to go catch the bus. Then after he was gone I put his bowl in the dishwasher. It was almost full, so I want to run it but I don't want to run it yet. I'll run it after lunch. But I put the detergent in now so I don't have to do it later. I'll be busy later doing laundry. Amazing. I should write a book about all these morning adventures."

By a show of hands, how many of you would like to read my wife's book?

Yep, I thought so....


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201,846 "Women hate you until they need you."  I just looked back on my life and realized how true that saying is.

In school, it was the girls who ignored me until they needed help with their classwork.  After they got what they wanted, they ignored me again.

Then it was the girlfriends.  I was theirs until they found the next guy who looked better, or had the better car, or made more money.

My wife was affectionate with me until we had our kids.  11 years of love and affection, and then our first kid came along.  Now she has what she wants - someone to support "her" kids.  Now I'm just more in the way, at least until the paycheck comes.  Now she won't even hug me.

At least I know I was just one guy in a line of guys, each one being used until the woman got what she wanted, and then each one discarded for the next guy who could give her something else.

I've heard another saying: "Women change.  Men don't."  From the male perspective, that's true.  That's just what men say to ourselves when the relationship suddenly goes south.  Everything is fine, and then suddenly the woman isn't happy.  "She must have just changed.  Women change, men don't, remember?"

And another saying we men say to ourselves in one way or another: "Women are always looking for the bigger, better deal."  She'll stick with you until she finds a guy she thinks will give her something better in one way or another.

Those sayings just look too closely at the situation.  Back up a bit and see the situation for what it truly is.  Nope, she didn't "change," she got what she wanted, and now she hates you again.  Yeah, she left you for someone "better" in one way or another, but don't think that next guy isn't just as expendable as you are.

What a cynical way to look at relationships, but holy shit it's true.  Men exist to (1) give women children who have the best chance to meet the woman's standards in terms of economic, intellectual, emotional, and social potential, and (2) provide for those children until the children achieve those standards.  

If the man can't do those things, the woman is out the door.  She got what she wanted, and now she's moving onto the next guy.  She hates you again, but we men will just say she "changed" so we don't have to face the truth - we're not needed anymore because we can no longer make the cut.  We've been cut from the team.

Some advice I wish someone had told me when I was young: "Son, I'm sorry she ignored you/acted like a bitch to you/turned you down/dumped you/divorced you, but women hate you until they need you.  She's moving onto the next guy who can give her something, but he's just as expendable as you are.  When that guy can't give her what she wants anymore, she'll do the same to him and move on again.  Just wait a bit and the next woman will move onto to you, and the cycle will start again."

That advice would have saved me a lot of heartache.


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201,845 I’m drowning, help me


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201,844 Weed makes me laugh. It’s total relaxation. I’m a professional in my 40s making well above mid-six figures and single. I work out, eat healthy and don’t drink alcohol. And yet people would still judge me for toking up.


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201,842 This secret isn't very exciting, but I guess I'm not a very exciting person. When a movie comes out that I think I might want to see, I read the plot on Wikipedia. I know this spoils the whole movie, but I don't care. I only have so much free time and if the movie sounds stupid, I'm not going to waste time and money on it. I don't tell anyone the spoilers so the movie isn't ruined for them. Eh. I probably end up seeing a quarter of the movies I read about.


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201,841 Someone is posting on FaceBook saying she erroneously received a package at her house addressed to someone else in town. She mentions the other person's name and asks if anyone knows where she lives. It took me a minute to google and find the correct address. But I'm not going to say anything. Go look it up yourself you lazy twit.


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201,840 There is a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a drunken clown at the circus. Daily.


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201,839 The are two ATM cash machines on Antarctica. I guess one wasn't enough.


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201,838 I love reading about true crime watching forensic files etc. I am truly amazed how people continue to believe they can get away with murder these days.


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201,837 So I get a phone call today from your client. Perhaps your remember as this was a difficult sale and you called me in as you wanted my expertise to present the product and show the client how the software would work for them. We agreed I would get the work of the implementation.

You got the sale but you gave the work to your not qualified in house guy. Now they want your in house guy out, and me to take over. No problem except I am billing the client directly rather than sharing with you.

Also, I know when the sale closed and I compared that to my follow up emails to you. I suspected, but now know for sure how you play the game.  Another one always comes up, lets see how you work that one alone.


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201,836 Related to something said below, I make it a point to never have contact with my ex-wife. If she is going to an event with one of our children (they are grown), I won't go. My children know this. They understand and work it out, meaning mostly they only invite me and they don't tell her about events. I never answer the phone if she calls. She tries to drop a Christmas present off on my doorstep every year. I leave it there. It eventually vanishes which I think is her coming onto my porch again to take it back even though the police have told her to stay off my property. I sound mean, but everything she does is a manipulation. She caused the divorce. She must live with the consequences. Plus she scares me. When I come home I drive into my garage and wait for the door to close before getting out of my car.


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201,835 There's this trendy thing going on. A town sets up a black box where residents can drop off drugs. Like you want to kick an opioid addiction. It's bad to dump it down the drain. It could contaminant the local water supply. So to get the pills out of your house you drop them into the community black box.

Sounds good. But in my town the black box is located in the lobby of the police station. Nothing ever gets dropped off because no drug user wants to out themselves to the police. Duh.


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201,834 In the Deep South here. People on the right will say not all rednecks are racist.
Interesting. Every single one I’ve ever known, has been a fucking racist. In addition to that, they’ve always voted red.
My in laws are conservative and claim they’re not racist. But I am assuming when the word NIGGER leaves your mouth at the dinner table that often, that you are INDEED A FUCKING RACIST.
Ugh.


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201,833 I think men are all inherently fucked up.
I work on a farm and I have come to this conclusion after observing animals for a long time now.
I’m never worried about a cow, a goose, a sheep, a hen or a pig. No, it’s only the bull, the ram, or the rooster that you have to worry about. They’re all aggressive by nature. The ram will run you down. The bull will kill you. The pig will bite and it rapes all it can, even other animal species.
The rooster will attack. He will rape multiple hens, sometimes until one dies.
The turkey Tom will attack as well.
Females? They’re nothing to worry about. The only instance is if they feel their babies are in immediate danger. Then they’ll do whatever they can to protect them.
It’s just biology.
I feel it’s terribly flawed in our cases because the males in nature are being aggressive due to breeding or protecting the females.
Humankind could learn something here.


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201,832 Super gross. I once had anal sex with a guy. It wasn't me fulfilling a lifetime fantasy. It was him begging and I me barely agreeing. He used a lubricant and did the deed. I was tolerant. Afterwards I got up and went into the bathroom. I could still feel the lubricant back there so I used toilet paper to wipe it off. And upon inspection the toilet paper was brown. He must have seen it. It must be on his penis. It must smell bad. This was the last time I tried anal sex.


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201,831 Oh Gawd. I lady in my town made an irate post on Facebook saying an elderly driver hit her car while she was backing out of a parking space. She was trying to identify the man to make him pay for the damage to her bumper.

A police official chimed in and pointed out that if she was backing out of a space, and the elderly driver was moving in the traffic area of the parking lot, then she is at fault, not him. A car backing up has no right of way. As soon as the police posted this info, a man chimed in saying he was the one who got hit and he's now going to sue her for damages to his car.

Lol. Social media justice.


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201,830 Every few days on my commute home from work I use the time productively by pulling out long nose hairs. It's a good way to spend the time. It was better though when I was driving alone in my car. The people on the train don't seem pleased.


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201,829 I laugh at people who tell me how much education they have. "I have two advanced degrees..." Honey, if you were smart, you wouldn't have to tell people about your degrees. We'd be able to tell on our own. But the fact that no one sees you as smart... and you have to tell us... well... that tells us something else.


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201,828 I wish I believed in god.
It would make my life a hell of a lot easier.


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201,827 Good job Dallas police. The white guy is upset because she was in his way. He pulls out a gun. She tries to call 911, but he bats her phone out of her hands. She pushes him away. He slugs her mercilessly five times in the head. So what do the cops do??? They arrest...... her.

Yes, they arrested him too. But why the hell is she arrested? She was pummeled by a man with a gun. Apparently she threw something at his car. It caused damage. Forget about the damage to her face by this menace. Let's focus on the damage to his car.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-woman-seen-attacked-in-viral-video-charged-for-damaging-vehicle-of-alleged-attacker

Dallas cops, you are assholes IMO.


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201,826 Yesterday was Autism Awareness Day. The schools sent a note home saying all students should wear blue. Fuck you schools. Don't tell me what my kids must wear. How about the schools spend a little more time teaching math and a little less time trying to indoctrinate them into the Socialist Party. I sent them to school wearing no blue at all.


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201,825 Women tend to go missing more often after they file for divorce. Men are murderous evil beings.


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201,824 I should be divorced. I don't pull the trigger though. It seems like such a hassle. Lawyers, courts, moving, joint custody battles. It's easier to stay married and put up with my wife's bullshit. I think women count on this.


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201,823 I can tell when my coworker washes his hair. It's rare, like once a month, which makes it obvious.


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201,822 My wife works out. You don't understand. Like all the time she works out. She will run, bike and swim in the same day. She augments her workouts with aerobics class, yoga class, stretching class, and mindfulness class. (Mindfulness class, wtf???)

I've spoken to her about it. I tell her it's too much. She has a husband, me. She spends so little time with me because she is exercising so much.

Her response, she says I should work out with her.

I tell her she is missing the point. We should do things we both want to do. Our life together should not be about me being a tag-along to her workout obsession.

People will say, so why did you marry her? She wasn't like this before. She hit 40 and she changed. She fears getting older. She thinks working out will keep her young forever. I disagree. Working out so much is about to get her divorced forever.





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201,821 I am very involved in hiring at the small company where I work. Whenever I receive a resume from a woman job applicant, I always google them to see if I can find photos of them online. If they are attractive, they immediately become candidates for an interview. That's kind of shitty, right? But here's the thing. To get hired, people absolutely must have the requisite skills and experience and be able to help our business. Hotness by itself will not get you hired. And if you're hot and you do manage to get hired, I will treat you like any other employee / staff member / colleague. I have my faults, but I am not that kind of shitty boss. But yeah, if you are attractive and female, I will probably interview you.


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201,820 I found working as a lifeguard to be way too stressful. I took the job very seriously. I was 110% diligent about keeping track of everyone in the water. But at night I'd have bad dreams about messing up and seeing a dead kid at the bottom of the pool.


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201,819 I don't know what the color maroon looks like. The word comes up sometimes in conversation. I nod along. But I have no idea if it's a reddish color, or bluish, or greenish, or whatever.


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201,818 I thought I was too old for a first love.  I guess not.


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201,817 I HATE when my husband goes to visit his family!

They despise me because they're all ultraconservative and fanatically religious small town folk, and I'm a non-religious liberal who was born in a big city. None of those differences would matter to me though if they could only treat me civilly -- it's not my job to try to change THEIR fundamental views, or get THEM to move.

But no, they WON'T leave it alone! I honestly can't remember anything my in-laws have ever said to me that wasn't criticism or flat-out verbal abuse, or an attempt to push their religion or politics on me.

So after 10 years of getting treated like shit, I simply told my husband to make my excuses, I don't feel like buying a plane ticket and suffering jet lag and paying for a hotel room and paying to entertain them anymore. When they finally realized I wasn't ever coming back, they pissed and moaned and whined:

"Don't FAMILY mean nothing to her? Family's all that you have!"
"How can she do this to Mother? Mother's been cryin' and cryin'!"
"Tell her we miss her! Tell her we miss pickin' on her, city girl!"

Fuck those guys. My husband's flying out to a family wedding next weekend, but I'd honestly rather stay at home and bathe the dogs.

"Family" does not mean "People you can abuse without consequences." It's a huge relief to finally abandon them, with my husband's support.

I hate when he goes to see them, though. I know they're going to bitch and moan and complain about me non-stop, and with every poison word they pour in his ear, I feel like he loves me just a little bit less. I always wonder if one of them is saying the final words that will leave him completely disenchanted with me.

For all their exemplary Christian piety, they don't seem to have any problem with antagonizing a relative's wife so badly that he effectively ends up a bachelor at any family event, despite having been happily married for 12 years.

Good job, in-laws! I hope you're happy with what you've accomplished here, whatever you think that is.



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201,816 I don't understand , I'm not risking everything to get laid . I got those things to get laid in the first place ,that's their purpose  so what if I loose the house in the divorce ,got it to make her happy and she isn't happy , it's just a albatross around my neck otherwise .rather spend my Saturday morning getting some in a bachelor's pad than spent it maintaining a lawn who's sole purpose is to impress her friends .


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201,815 I CANNOT WAIT until my lease is up so I can move somewhere by myself! I HATE having a roommate! No matter how great of friends we are, they always end up using up all of my shit and breaking/messing up my belongings and just being a nuisance with noise and disruptions to my daily life. Even though my current roommate is 1000 times better than my last one, I will never do it again!!


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201,814 So many words are trapped in the silence of two people who used to talk about everything.


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201,813 I don't think your constituents would like finding out that you show up to work drunk on the taxpayers' dime. It's still a secret right now because I haven't told anyone, but humiliate me again like you did today, and it won't be a secret anymore. Watch your back, Senator.


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201,812 Nothing I hate more than sarcasm, especially when it is meant to be hurtful.


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201,811 There are 7 billion people in the world. Not a one of them is friends with me.


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201,810 I have a dilemma. I hired a man to install speakers in my ceilings. He was paid in full, but only did half the work. Then he stopped coming. I called him a few times and he ignored me. It was very frustrating.

I asked around and found out he's a rotten person. He's big into guns. He was arrested for pulling a gun on an old lady walking her dog. Scary. I let it go. My speakers still don't work.  

That was a few years ago. This week a woman on our local facebook page posted looking to hire someone to install speakers in her ceiling. Several other people posted saying they were looking for the same thing. This bad man responded saying he could do it.

Should I tell them? I never cause trouble. I never say bad things about people. But I hate how he didn't do the work at my house at he just gets away with it because he's a bad man. Bad people shouldn't be allowed to continue duping the rest of us. My worry of course is that he finds out I ratted on him and he threatens me with his guns.


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201,809 I’ve always felt like a “secret friend”. I’ve gone through many groups of friends in my life, and one thing has always been consistent. Nobody ever wants to go anywhere with me. We could hang out consistently for days at a time, over a period of years, but I’m never invited to any of their parties, I’m never invited to their trips with friends even though we have the same mutual friends. It seems like the only time people enjoy my company is when we’re not in public.

This held true for my love life as well. When I lived with my ex and we had our own apartment together, we could never be seen together by anyone she knew. She never told people we were dating, never posted photos, and only wanted to go out on “dates” away from where we lived. Now this one was pretty obvious as I found out she was cheating on my from the start, so no shocker there. But the similarities between that relationship and some of my old and current friendships is blinding.

So as I sit here and type this out, all I can ask myself is why would the people who call me a friend treat me the same way as the woman who hid me from the world while she cheated on me. I’m not sure there’s an answer for that. A relationship is one thing and the very obvious signs make sense, but how do those same signs apply to something as simple as a friendship.

Bottom line, it’s only reinforces the same thought I had when I was nine years old. I’m meant to be alone.


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201,808 The newest Domino's pizza comes with three and half feet of bacon. This should be illegal. If bacon is measured out by the foot, something is wrong.


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201,807 If we had $100 left in our bank account - and our son needed life saving medicine for $100 - while my wife saw a dress she liked for $100 - my wife would buy the dress and justify it by saying she wanted to look nice at our son's funeral.

Yes, people like this really do exist.


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201,806 My wife did it again. I posted once how she always wants something after sex, some prize. We had conversations about it. She said she wouldn't do it anymore. I was skeptical. Today she brought up sex. We did it and afterwards she didn't ask for anything. Hooray. Then this evening she said her friends are going to Europe on vacation and she wants to go.

Oh.


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201,805 I really wish I wasn’t so lazy.


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201,804 I was having a debate online with a woman about the need for education. I am very much in favor of making young people smart. She said it wasn't necessary. She said education is overrated and it puts too much pressure on students.

Sheeple agreed with her.

I did a little digging. The woman is "ride operator" at an amusement park. The sheeple are taking life changing career advice from a carnival worker.

Ok, tell me how that works out.


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201,803 Almost 3:30. After everyone else leaves I'll kill the afternoon watching videos on YouTube.


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201,802 Eek. I appreciate universal health care, but gosh is the system messed up. I did my yearly renewal with their customer service. A few months later they wrote me saying my health coverage was canceled. I called. The said I didn't send in a requested form. They were looking for a W2. I said I'm unemployed and don't have a W2. They said I must send in a W2. I said it's impossible. I HAVE NO JOB. Who should I get the W2 from? They said my employer. I repeated I HAVE NO EMPLOYER. They said I need to file an appeal. OK, I filed an appeal. The appeals department called and said I need to tell all this to customer service. I said I did and they said I have to go through appeals. Appeals said no, I have to go through customer service. Surely they have come across an unemployed husband before? It shouldn't baffle the system so much. But it does.


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201,801 This past weekend, I was approached by 3 different men who were very obviously flirting. As I was out of town visiting a friend, I really had no opportunity to return the interest but managed to have a quick chat with all of them. I was befuddled by all the attention, though, and when I mentioned it to my friend, she just laughed and said, it's the lack of drama in your life, it shows and it's attractive.

I guess being in my mid-40's, single, no kids and self-supporting makes me pretty then. Cool.


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201,800 I've been skinny my whole life. Except this past year. I turned 60. I thought it's payback time. I should be able to eat whatever I want. I'm tired of watching what I eat. So I had a second piece of cake. I had a double scoop of ice cream. I skipped the gym and went to the movies instead. You know what? I've been enjoying it immensely. We don't live forever. I'm going to have a little fun.

I went to my annual check up the other day. The doctor gave me flack for gaining 15 pounds. He tried to turn on the guilt. He's fat by the way. I am so offended by his bedside manner. To think I was so disciplined for so long, and he gives me a hard time because for once I want to enjoy myself!?! It's time to dump this doctor.


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