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196,558 I have four sisters. Two are lesbians. One moved to a foreign country where she was briefly married and is now long-term divorced. The fourth married a disabled black man. I try to make sense of this. Our father was raging alcoholic. I'm thinking it's related.


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196,557 I work on the check out desk of a library. A handsome male customer has been coming in for the past few months. We started talking about books. He's very nice. The other day he asked if I'd like to continue our conversations over coffee. I'm married. He's married. I tell myself this doesn't matter. Married women can have male friends. I agreed to meet up with him today after work. I tell myself this is completely innocent. Except I noticed two things. I have not told my husband I'm meeting this man and I trimmed my pubic hair this morning. Honestly I'm not sure what I'm doing.


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196,556 When I was first married my husband said I'd fart in my sleep. Now I make a point of emptying my bowels before bed to stop it from happening.


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196,555 I miss passionate love making.  I'm stuck having vanilla sex until my kids are a few years older.
Huge difference between lovemaking and sex.


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196,554 I lost the love of my life.  I regret every day now and wish i could turn back time.  Im lost without him.


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196,553 I peep in my own windows and watch my wife get ready for bed.


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196,552 It occurs to me I haven't been outside my house in weeks. I have not so much as stepped a foot outside. I think the last time was the middle of June. I work from home. I've been occupied with a large project and have been sitting at the keyboard day and night. My wife goes out shopping for food, leaving me no reason to leave. It's late. I think I'll go for a walk, if only around the yard.


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196,551 We live in a strange world.  For decades we have had an adversarial relationship with Russian or so we're told. Along comes Trump. He smooths it over. He says this terrible ogre on the far side of the globe isn't so bad after all. They break bread and shake hands. For the first time it looks like the Cold War might go away.

And who complains bitterly about turning an enemy into a friend? The liberals. They are calling it high treason.

What?

Trump did this really good thing. He befriended an enemy. He took our country out of harm's way. Isn't this the absolute best thing he could have done for us?

Why are some people so unhappy?


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196,550 So much time has gone by, and yet I miss you just the same.  I hope you're doing all kinds of wonderful things without me.  You deserve some wonderful adventures.


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196,549 Life is only going to get worse from here.  Time to seriously start making plans to end it.  Because this garbage isn't worth living anymore.


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196,548 Programming has been going the wrong way for a number of years. No one sits down and simply codes anymore. If a guy in marketing wants to display a box on the homepage showing the company's stock price, I can't just write something in Javascript for a few hours and put it up there. Instead we need to have endless meetings about the box and get clearance from many different departments including legal, compliance, operations, networking, marketing, and corporate.

Then a project manager will be appointed and she will organize a scrum, which is a fancy name for saying todo list. But the scrum won't be a list on a piece of paper, it will be shared on the network via the scrum sharing app. It's very important though that no one sees the entire todo list at once, only the project manager can see it which adds to her job security.

The project manager then has to do a study on what size the box should be. 100 pixels across, or 110, like it matters....

The project manager has to have several meetings with the art department to design the box. Let’s see, should it be a rectangle with four corners, or a rectangle with four corners. They will do a mockup on story boards.

Flow charts are generated. They must be approved. Then pseudo code is generated. It must be approved. A software architect lays out the API. Another looks at the components. He decides it will use SOAP via XML. It will make use of NetBeans. AJAX will also be used briefly. A special server will be purchased, This needs to be added to the network which is whole other series of meetings.

Once all the infrastructure is finalized, the source code can’t just be compiled, it must go into a compiler manager (I forget the name of it) which analyzers what modules need to be recompiled when a change is made.  

Finally after about six months, I write the code. It takes a few hours, just like I thought it would. In fact, it’s the same code I was going to write six months earlier before all these other people became involved.

Not done yet though. The testing department has to look at everything on the entire website to make sure this little change to the home page didn’t destroy the company’s mailing list or change any prices on the cafeteria menu, even though they are not related and have absolutely no overlap.

And there you have it. This project that should have taken one person a few hours has instead taken six months and 20 people. This is programming today.


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196,547 I just rediscovered the old email address that you sent me countless videos of you masturbating....quite the treasure trove.  
Thanks again for the memories.


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196,546 I'm a sociopath. I'm married with kids and for the most part I hide it well.  Every so often I met someone and they see right through me...it's like they can see the real me that I try to keep hidden.  Needless to say, these people steer clear of me.


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196,545 My sister is 45 years old. She still goes to rock concerts. It's her thing. She'll go to probably two a month. She hangs out at the stage door hoping for an autograph, or even an invitation to the dressing room where she'd be most willing to have sex with the musicians, although I think her last invite was a while ago. This makes me sad. She's single. No kids. Never been married. The only thing she has going for her is she slept with a few rock stars 20 years ago and she keeps trying to relive the experience.


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196,544 I had a girlfriend poop in my mouth. Sort of. I was on a tile floor in the bathroom. She was above me on her hands and knees facing towards my feet. She positioned her butt so it was right over my mouth. I then licked and dabbed at her anus. She was a bit skittish but it made for part of the fun. It took about 10 minutes before her anus started to relax and open up. In the center was the tip of a yellow brownish turd. I licked at it. It started to come out more and more. It was very exciting watching her poop up close. It's like no other experience. The plan was for the poop to come out of her butt and glide into my mouth. There was a problem though. Once the poop got part way out, it suddenly started speeding up and then whoosh. the poop shot out and hit my cheek. A second piece came out immediately and hit my chin. She sensed there was too much and things were going astray so she pulled away and a third piece of poop came out and landed on my neck. All three pieces then fell to the floor. I cited the 5 second rule (lol) and picked up a piece of her poop and put it in my mouth. I mashed it with my tongue then we french kissed. I ended up swallowing some, she swallowed some. I miss my 20s in NYC. It was wilder than anyone can imagine.


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196,543 I worked at a tech company as a programmer. As the company grew larger, they hired projects managers to control the software development. This struck me as very odd. The project managers didn't know how to code. How could they tell the rest of us what we should be doing?

There was this one girl, oh wait, woman. She was 25 ish and majored in Art History. She was my new manager.  In her first week on the job she sat me down and explained we were now going to build software her way. We needed to approach the code the way the user sees the code. According to her the first thing I should program is the title screen. Because this is what the user sees first. Then I should create the help pages because that's what the users would access after the title screen.

I asked how I could program the help pages before I even programmed the project. I wouldn't know the specifics of how the program worked yet.

She said I should work that out on my own, she couldn't be responsible for doing everything.

That was my last day working there.


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196,542 my bf is like a sexual swiss army knife he can do anything with his fingers tongue and cock


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196,541 I hate when I go into a restaurant and ask for extra napkins and they only give me one or two extra napkins. How expensive are napkins? Just give me a stack so I don't get food all over myself.


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196,539 There's a quiet and very attractive woman here in my office.  She looks like she has an athletic body.  She's single

I've noticed her tits seem to be getting bigger.  Guys notice these things.  They seem a little out of proportion with the rest of her athletic body.

I figure she's on birth control and her boobs have gotten larger as a result.

It's hot to think that this quiet young woman likes to have guys cum inside her.


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196,538 I lick my wife's asshole. I try to stick my tongue up there. I can tell she loves it.

My wife only pretends to lick my asshole. She licks the area between by balls and and my asshole. But she never lets her tongue come in contact with my asshole. She thinks I don't notice. But of course I notice. This disappoints me. She wants me to do it to her but she won't do it to me.


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196,536 I find it ironic that the same people who vehemently defend their 2nd amendment rights are the same people who justify police killing men exercising or suspected of exercising their 2nd amendment rights.


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196,535 It costs me $5 a day to park at the train station. On the other hand, a monthly pass costs $250.

Um.... did anyone ever think to do the math on this?


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196,534 In my wealthy town a new trend developed this past year. The parents of students were having lunches delivered to the school.(It's a taxpayer funded public school.) Not that the parents were making the lunches, hell no. The parents were calling a fancy restaurant and having a take-out gourmet meal sent to the school. The school guard at the front door was was overwhelmed with all the deliveries, so the district hired a special take-out lunch coordinator, who accepts the deliveries at the door and then makes sure the right steak frite got to the right student in the cafeteria.

Others districts worry about having enough money to hire math teachers. Not here. We've got it all. I mean kids just can't learn properly without a gourmet take-out coq-au-vin for lunch. I wouldn't be surprised if by next year the schools hire a wine sommelier.


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196,533 The kid who was mercilessly bullied the most in elementary school through high school turned out to be the happiest, easiest going guy. He's always smiling and is very successful. Meanwhile the rest of us are miserable.


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196,532 How can I leave him?  We share everything
Ugh


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196,531 I don’t have feelings for my husband. We can go an entire day saying only a few words to each other, and that’s it.

I’m happy though. Not much to talk about anyway.
25/F no kids.


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196,530 My friend and I have known each other since we were kids and he pretty much came after me after Me And my ex broke up. The thing is he has a girl.  I hooked up with him, then felt that he pulled back so I pulled back too.  Then he would text me and I felt like he was starting up again, but I tried to stay away because i didn't like how he handled "the after" last time. We stayed friends and were very flirty, but now we hooked up recently and I think I'm catching feelings.  Shit


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196,529 My husband hasn't spoken a word to me in 21 days. I married a little boy. What he doesn't understand, him not speaking to me is like the best vacation ever.


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196,528 My bipolar sister ODed about 5 years ago. I handled most of the funeral arrangements, and did my best to comfort our parents and extended family.

Only my husband noticed that while I dressed the part and looked appropriately somber all day, my eyes remained dry. He asked me if I was all right on the way home. I said I was fine.

Secretly... all I felt was relief. She was verbally and physically violent to me, stole from me, was forever getting into stupid drunken public meltdowns so I would have to come and rescue her. When I announced our engagement she got so jealous she set my parents' house in an uproar about "You ALWAYS get everything you want!" Who greets the news that their sister is getting married with an infantile shrieking temper tantrum?

Honestly, I hated the bitch, and I was scared that one day she might seriously injure me or try to kill me. I was dreading the time when both of our parents had passed and she would become my responsibility, and we'd have to either take her in to live with us (NOOOOO, please God NO!) or have to pay through the nose to put her in some private institution.

Now she's tucked away neatly, buried in the ground. My parents want to have remembrance Masses said for her every year close to her birthday, so I always look up the dates on their parish website, and schedule business trips to conflict with those days far in advance.

I'll never have to see her again.

WHEW.

F/48


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196,527 My wife volunteers for us to watch her friend's dog every few weeks when the friend goes away. I used to try to give the dog treats, but my wife would always throw a fit. In her view treats kill dogs. I didn't know that.....

Now when the dog is visiting, I wait til my wife goes out and then I fill his belly with leftover steak, hot dogs, and ice cream. Dogs love ice cream.

My wife can't figure out why when when the dog comes here, he ignores her and rushes to greet me. I don't know honey, it's a mystery......


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196,526 I had a blog for about 10 years. It was quite popular. I had thousands of followers. I enjoyed making posts and the audience seemed to enjoy reading my posts.

I posted something online recently. It was a feel good uplifting story about one kid doing something really good. In passing, to put the story in context, I mentioned in one sentence out of 100 how another kid wasn’t able to come through, thus creating an opportunity for the new kid to come along and shine. I didn't mention names. My intent wasn't to embarrass the first kid who, for lack of a better term, dropped the ball. But it had to be said to give context to the shining kid's actions. To use an analogy, it was akin to the first kid playing center field and missing the catch, but the left fielder was forward thinking enough to rush behind the center fielder, make a diving catch, and save the day.

My story was very well received. Hundreds of people liked it and saw the uplifting spirit being conveyed - how one kid rose up when under pressure. It made everyone smile and feel good. And they said so in the comments. This was the intent of the story. A kid done good and I shared that with the world to brighten everyone’s day.

Well don't ya know, the family of the first kid went bonkers on me. They heard about my post. They responded with the most God awful things about me. Complete slander. Totally wrong. Totally misunderstanding my words.

Look, I'm sorry their son didn't make the catch, but the fact is he didn't. And I had to say it to make the other kid's handling of the situation so powerful.

Even still, I sent a message to the kid’s offended parents. I apologized. My intent wasn't to cause them anger or embarrass their child. Note again, I never mentioned the kid's name - I just said the first kid wasn’t able to make the catch but the second kid came through. I then offered to make it up to them. I was thinking I'll buy the family tickets to a Cubs game or something. I did nothing wrong but felt like I wanted to be a good person anyway.

That backfired. The parents mocked me for wanting to buy their family tickets. Like what?

I have to admit, I’ve retreated since them, I’ve backed away from people and story telling and trying to see the good in the world. So many of you are good. But there are always the others who give me pause. And I can’t tell who they are beforehand and when they will strike. It makes me give up on all people. I take one step forward ten times in a row, but on the 11th attempt, I run across these unkind people and I get kicked in the teeth and get thrown backwards 1,000 steps. On average I don’t come out ahead, far from it. The common sense voice in my head is saying to  heck with people. I’m afraid I’m done being kind. I shut down the blog.



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196,525 He fucked me from behind. It was fantastic. Only problem is our height difference and the fact that he's huge (9 1/2 inches and thiiiick). It tore me at the opening. I'm sore but I love it.

I wish I could see him tomorrow.


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196,524 I don’t understand these millennials and their priorities :’D
Sorry for the non-emoji haha
21/f


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196,523 Uhmmmm Miguel you still owe me money  so where are you


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196,522 My husband is very attractive. Used to be a body builder (and not the scary huge buff guys, but very cut).
He’s still very attractive, but with less of a toned body (that’s what relationships do to a person).

I don’t think I’m in love with him. We started out in a weird way (right after a breakup -mine). I have tried to look him in the eyes long enough to feel something, but I don’t know if I can. He’s good looking, so I know he’d find another girl in no time. He says he loves me, but maybe that’s because I helped him get his status?
Maybe this is just a phased relationship. Maybe we’ll split eventually. Hopefully before too much longer, because he’s reaching 30, and wants a child eventually. I don’t want the same things, but we’re both kind of stuck together right now. Sharing bills, working together, and finding our paths in life..so hmm. Not sure what to do. Just sit back, smoke some weed, and laugh through a funny movie like we do most nights.

Bla bla bla..before you know it, it’s been two years. And then you’re dead.


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196,521 People are very telling when you react to their shitty behavior. In my experience, if they really care about you, they'll feel some morsel of guilt. They might still feel like they're in the right, but they'll at least recognize that they've caused you some sort of pain. They will try to make it right again because they actually give a shit about your friendship/relationship. If they hide, fight tooth and nail to prove (to whom? Themselves?) that they've played no part in it, or if they immediately turn their back on you: they never really cared about you in the first place.

This isn't an invitation for someone else's projection of their fears or grievances, thinking this is somehow directed at them. This is just my little frustrated moment. Feel free to comment with whatever, I guess, but please don't rain down a bunch of negativity at me that you'd like to hurl at someone else. I'm a tough mf'er but my heart hurts. Hope you all are doing well.


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196,520 I'm very bad at cursing. I'm not convincing. In the past I've tried to curse. I once said to mean person "Go fuck yourself". I was then told I sounded like a nun cursing. It didn't work. People laughed at my attempt. Now I no longer try.


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196,519 My wife told me she was going out shopping. I told her she can't. We have no money, nothing, we are in debt up to our eyeballs due to all her spending. So she absolutely can't go shopping.

She told me she is going anyway, but won't buy anything. She'll just look. Against my wishes, she then went out.

She came back 6 hours later with several bags of stuff. How could she? Like you fucking kidding me? She said not to worry, the items were on sale.

Like what a fucking piece of shit she is. She this the worst human being ever.  The items were on sale... what the hell kind of excuse is that?

I give up. The end of this marriage.


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196,518 I dread Sunday nights. My drunken mom calls. It's the high point of her week and the low point of mine.


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196,517 Did you ever check your kids dna to see if they are actually yours?



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196,516 I brought a load of trash to the town dump. As I got to the front gate there was a car talking to the gatekeeper. They were having bad words. I could hear arguing. This lasted for a few minutes while I patiently waited. Ultimately the car had to back up and leave without getting to dump his trash. I wondered what that was about.

I pulled up to the gatekeeper. He looked at my windshield and told me my permit expired. I forgot, permits expire on July 1st and it was now July 3rd. He said I wouldn't be allowed to use the dump. I suddenly understood what he and the previous car were arguing about, everyone's permit expired on July 1st. Darn. I'd have to bring my smelly trash back home.

I told the gatekeeper I understood. It was my fault. I should have renewed earlier. Then I mentioned I saw the argument with the prior car. I'll bet he was getting into these arguments all day. He said yep. I told him I didn't envy his job on this day. It must be rough with everyone yelling at him and all he is doing is following the rules. People are never at fault. They never take responsibility. I told him, well, just so you know, I'm at fault. Not you. You can go home tonight knowing that at least one person was fair about this.

He smiled and said, thank you. Then he said, you know what, it's okay, you can go in today. He opened the gate and I unload my trash.

Sometimes a little kindness and understanding goes a long way.


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196,515 This is so Twilight Zone!  I can't believe that after all this, he's still going over there tomorrow to suck Vlad's dick!!!


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196,514 Sitting watching my pregnant girlfriend do laundry.   Very hard working but is such a bitch.


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196,512 Everyday I think about killing myself.   The only thing that stop me is my soon to come son.    He will be here is December.   I want him to have a pure and good heart, not have these thoughts of destruction like me.  


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196,511 I have a very familiar and very unique sense of dread in my.gut. I am thinking I am almost certain to be sitting back inside our county jail within a day or 2. More likely by breakfast time though.  I Think I am sensing my arrest and if I'm right...i can't do much about it except wait and brace myself as best I can. This is really gonna suck, and I wish I would be wrong...but I need to savor the freedom I have for this moment. and smoke me a cigarette and enjoy every puff. This is going to suck.


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196,510 I've been self-medicating. I am stronger than this. The self-medication part is my secret.


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196,509 Holy fuck.  A year ago I was screaming "Fuck Trump" and SURE that he had colluded with Russia.  A friend sent me an article a week ago after I made an off-hand joke about collusion.  Holy shit.  I fell into a 3 hour Internet rabbit hole.

Fuck Dems.  Fuck Republicans.  I am scared shitless of our own government.  The DOJ and FBI tried to influence an election.  THAT is the story.  Fuuuuuuuuck!!!!


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196,508 You show me someone who thinks people with disabilities get preferential treatment by employers, and I'll show you someone who never had a disability. As soon as HR finds out you have a disability, they will find any way possible to either

(a) deny you an interview if you're applying for a job;
(b) not hire you even if you're the most qualified applicant;
(c) if you are already employed there, make your life so miserable that you quit;
(d) not provide your reasonable accommodation--which you only asked for because you really wanted to work there;
(e) scheme, scam, and screw you out of any benefits you might have received once they push you out the door.

It doesn't matter whether you tell employers up front that you have a disability, or whether you wait till later in the process. They will find a way to get rid of you. I hope for their sakes that they never end up on the opposite side of the equation.


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196,507 I spend too much time thinking about my previous relationships and sexual partners. Most of them didn't care about me as a person but said all the right things to act that way.

I didn't need to be lied to. "I want to fuck you," wouldve been sufficient. I don't appreciate you telling me you care about me when you dont.

My secret is that I miss hearing those things even though I know they weren't true. It was nice to hear that they thought I was pretty and fun to be around. I don't feel that way.


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196,506 The problem with my marriage is my husband has no respect for me.


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196,505 I have to shake my head and secretly comment here, instead of on my town facebook page. The sports bar in the center of town announced they are closing. They opened four years ago and the owner immediately started promoting his business on the town facebook page. That's fine. But people on that page were nasty jerks. They'd attack anyone they disagreed with. The owner of the sports bar participated in these attacks. He thought it would get him more customers to align himself with the bullies. I IM'ed him in the background. I told him I was the victim of his attacks and wanted to know why? What did I do wrong? Why is he participating in attacks against me?Because I support Trump? Really?  I also said no one likes bullies. Yes they seem abundant, but that's only because they are loud and in our faces all the time. Hidden in the background is a majority of good people who don't want to be associated with the bullies. These are the real customers he wants. He said something snarky back to me and that was that. He knew best. I know nothing.

Now here he is going out of business. You know what? Good riddance asshole. Go bully people in some other town.


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196,504 The president of our local running club died of a heart attack at age 52. Runners, you are wasting your time. I don't think working out elongates your life. It might even cut it short. You are breathing in exhaust fumes when running alongside the road for an hour each day.


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196,503 A year into living together with my then GF now wife, a new woman began working at our retail location.  She was SMITTEN.  I'll admit she was attractive to me as well.  2/3 through our shift she said, and I'll never forget, "Make my millennium and tell me you're single."  I told her no, but thanks and we continued with a flirty friendship.  One night I had to drive her home and she asked what my sign was.
"Gemini".  
"Oh, Gemini's are always kinky.  What are yours?"
"Swinging, naturism and love anal"
"And your GF does all that?"
"None"
"C'mon?  Won't she even give you her ass?  I can't imagine not giving someone what they wanted sexually"

I married that GF, never enjoyed any of those activities, and never forgotten those words from 20 years ago.



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196,502 Ugh I just want to spend every night with you.


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196,501 I read you can die from eating too many bananas so I limit myself to one per day.


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196,500 Two things.

I sit at my cubicle all day and drink cans of ice tea. By the end of the day I can have half a dozen empty cans on my desk. The trash can is a whopping 10 feet away so I only throw the cans out when I'm leaving for the day.

Some of the cans aren't empty. Sometimes there are still a few sips in there. Ice tea is not carbonated so I have no problem discovering a can still has some liquid in it and I'll drink it.

The other thing.  Sometime I bite my finger nails. I take the nail, and seeing that the trash can is still a whopping 10 feet away, I drop the nail into one of the ice tea cans. This sounds like not a big deal.

Until....

See thing one, I find a can with a few sips left and I swig it down, not realizing it was also the repository for finger nails and so I get a mouth full of finger nails.

I'm thinking it might be a good idea to climb Mount Everest and walk the 10 feet to the trash can when necessary.


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196,499 My friend recently gave birth to a son. He clearly has a corrupt eye. It points in the wrong direction. No one mentions it though. We pretend he is perfect because that's what the mother wants to hear.


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196,498 I dislike people who don’t like animals.


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196,497 I find it really gross when a dog owner lets a dog lick him on the lips.


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196,496 No one will hire me. I'm too old in their eyes. As my only option, I'm thinking about buying a business. That might be the only way I'll get a job. If I go that route though, I think I'll fire everyone under 55 and replace them with people my age.


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196,495 I'm a married male but I have an overwhelming urge to suck a guy's cock. I want to feel a guy explode in my mouth. If all goes well I want him to fuck my ass too.


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196,494 I know a high school senior who started a conservative blog. He posted articles about all things Trump. He praised the President while knocking his foes. As you can imagine there was plenty of material to work with.

Funny thing though, the student is in reality a democrat. He started the blog because he thought it would look good on his college applications. He would be the lone conservative at a college.

It worked. He was accepted to several top of the line schools. He gamed the system. Well done sir.


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196,492 I was watching porn for hours a day,,,during work, all the time, I was having a lot of sexual issues. When porn was involved, everything was ok, but when it came to being with my wife, it was a lot of work getting it up, it was tough to keep it up, and when I did get it up, it took a really long time to cum. I lied and told my wife it was some medicine I was taking....but I knew the real problem. I researched Nofap, read a lot about it....and it was so tough to stop....It's like this primal part of you is screaming to be released, and with porn so easy to access....it's everywhere, it was so east to stray...finally quit..It was hard, I had to change some things in my life, it's not an addiction you can discuss, so I had to do it alone...It's been over a year....I had to purge my life of it, So...at least on that front life has gotten better, the shame, the anger at not being able to control myself have gotten much better..i don't think porn is evil....but for people like me who have an addictive personality, it can really get out of hand (so to speak..lol)-48/M


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196,491 The idea that 12 Russian agents have been indicted for hacking Hillary's email is a bunch of hooey. It's simply not possible for the U.S. to get such specific information on who did what. I'm your friendly neighborhood computer hacker. I can do some good shit. But there are limits. If someone accessed Hillary's server, there would be a record of the IP address. But then what? The IP is probably faked. But either way you need access to the originating server. Like what, did the Russians turn their server over to the U.S.? Of course not. So the trail runs cold. There is no way to associate a specific name saying it was this person sitting in this cubicle. But that's what the U.S. is claiming, that they know exactly who did what. I suspect this is a case of the U.S. Gov trying to bamboozle everyone. An indictment is not a conviction. There will be no evidence to support such a conviction. Secret: You are being duped once again.


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196,490 I retired 10 years ago at the age of 55... inherited over 3 million dollars so there was no reason to keep working.
Best 10 years of my life...


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196,489 The summer after high school, my girlfriend and I went camping with another guy friend of ours. I went into the tent first, my GF and friend hung out by the campfire. They came into the tent later and my friend spent a half hour trying to get into my GF’s pants. I pretended to be asleep... luckily at the time she didn’t let him. I’m pretty sure he was successful after I broke up with her a few months later... along with half a dozen other guys I was friends with. That was over 45 years ago.
I really dodged a bullet there... we are friends on FaceBook... she didn’t age well.


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196,488 I have had anxiety most of my life. I have also been a moderate drinker most of my life. It’s amazing after I quit drinking back in January how much my anxiety has decreased. I never had a drinking problem, but I do believe there’s a correlation between alcohol and anxiety. Quitting was the best thing I’ve ever done.


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196,487 I hate that I hate my president.  I'm a patriotic American and I love my country.   But I can not abide this person.  I find him morally reprehensible on just about every level. Makes me sad.   I didn't like Bush (W, the elder was fine) and though the was a sub par president.   But this man?  His lack of moral compass takes my breath away.


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196,486 My friendships have gotten stale. I need new people in my life.


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196,485 Secret: If you blink, a company will try to rip you off.


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196,484 I love when I call the phone company and it's a bad connection.


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196,483 I deserve to be treated better but your OK with my having herpes and most guys aren't. With them I feel dirty and tainted bc of it, then alone when they run. With you I'm the fat girl you love to fuck in secret but you'd never date me.

The sex was great 2 years ago. I'm sure it would be now, but I don't want to be the ho on the side. I was excited when you came back and happy when you accepted my status. Now I feel worthless.


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196,482 My favorite part of anal sex was watching your hands grip the sheets as I entered you, then to look into your eyes and see the sheer pleasure in them.  God I miss your ass.....


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196,481 Yup. You're still a total asshole.

But thank God I don't have to work with you anymore.

Careful, Rockstar. You'll put your own eye out if you keep being this edgy.


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196,480 I have a secret... my mental health is currently an absolute mess and I am a depressed anxious wreck, everything makes me cry and I am very scared. This past week or so. But I am OPTIMISTIC and HOPEFUL that the future will be brighter. I can get through this. That is all


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196,479 So I am a pretty left leaning populist. I voted for Bernie. I think Trump is a real POS in most situations but occasionally he does things I agree with. Like the whole NATO thing. Sorry, but these other countries should be paying their share! Why do I have to pay for their defense? Sorry but cough it up.

The Liberal media, I can't even listen to it. Because they are able to spin EVERYTHING Trump does as the most horrible, evil/dumb thing. Even when it is patently clear it is a great thing. If Trump saved a drowning baby they would find some way to make that a bad thing just because he did it. It is so ridiculous.

So now I can't listen to conservative media and I can't listen to liberal media because it is them just at war with one another.

Of course I cannot say anything outside of my head about, "Hey, Trump did this thing and it's a good thing." I would be instantly defriended by so many people and labeled a racist fascist. wtf.

I am truly scared for the US. I am scared of who we are becoming.


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196,478 I love how my girlfriend fucks.  We have so damn much fun together, in bed, on the couch, the back yard.... wherever.  And talk about squirting!!!
She drenches everything:)

But I especially love how she just loves to take it in the ass!  The icing on the cake is when I fill her delicious bum with what seems like a gallon of my cum.  I’m keeping this one ;-)


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196,477 I was only pretending to be asleep.... I watched you get undressed,


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196,476 I miss the way his cock feels sliding into me. Or any cock for that matter. I don't want to still be in a dry spell by the end of the year. I get very wet, have a fat ass and love giving head. Where is my next guy? He better show up soon. #qos


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196,475 I just want to be left the fuck alone! Dont touch me. Dont talk to me. Let’s just pretend I’m not fucking here, and neither are you. Is that so much to ask? Fuck me for wanting some time alone, right?


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196,474 My doctor prescribed me metoprolol succinate to help with my PVCs. I’m supposed to take 12.5 mgs a night.
I know she’s a doctor but how do I know ya good advice. In feb she did a bunch of tests (ekg, stress test, echocardiogram with Doppler ultrasound, and 24 hour monitor), she said my PVCs were not harmful and not too many BUT I wasn’t having an intense episode of them. (I have them everyday but not a high amount) Sometimes I have a bunch of them all together for a few days or so. When I told her this recently (over the phone) she prescribe this medicine every night. (She had suggested it in feb but only if I felt like I needed to ease my mind, I declined at that time) If it doesn’t help, I should take the whole pill (25 mgs,
It’s eztended release but scored so I can split per her and pharmacist). If that doesn’t work, I go back to her.
But I’m also on a low dose of lisonpril for blood pressure (2.5 mgs, the lowest dosage) and my pressure is pretty controlled with the medicine and diet. I’m supposed to now take that in the morning.
This is a long secret but basically I’m scared because I feel like the doctor doesn’t know why I have PVCs and she says they’re harmless but she prescribed me a medicine for them they could stop them but also lower my heart rate and blood pressure more than I need. I don’t know if I should go to another doctor or just try this.



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196,473 I am in my 20s but I don’t understand a lot of this hatred young people have towards older people. We are all getting older so I don’t understand how people look at age as a vice. Unless you die young, ALL of us will get old.  


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196,472 Are there any people between the ages of 18 and 34 who don’t have any social media? Or no more than one form of social media?


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196,471 I'm a woman who loves lifting weights to get toned but I'm not into guys who are muscular quite the opposite I'm attractive to slim guys .  


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196,470 My best friend is really annoyed right now that i don't want to go out with her tonight. Granted, I made the plans and canceled last minute, but it just hit me midday how long last night was, and how i really don't have the energy or the money to have another long night. I don't want to walk around. I don't want to spend money. I don't want to be out and social. So I'm going home and going to bed. We go out so much on weekdays now anyway, and i need a fucking break


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196,469 I think a large number of words on the Urban Dictionary are made up gibberish.

"I glost you."

"I can't wait to go on this glosty trip."

"Glost!"

Like how are these definitions? They're BS is what they are.You can't discern the meaning from their examples.

I'll bet they make words up so it seems like they have more content. More content = more ads. More ads = more profit.  

It's a corollary of fake news, we now have fake words.


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196,468 Sometimes I hate being big busted , I had boobs since I was 14 . It sucks buying clothes sometimes especially if your boobs don't match the rest of your body  and before you tell me to get a breast reduction, I ready did like 10 years ago now because I also got a lift my boobs look bigger . That's not even the worst, sometimes I get dirty looks from woman if they catch their boyfriend/husband staring at them , like seriously like it's my fault that I got big boobs .


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196,467 I feel icky working for an online advertising company, but I gots bills, ya know? There's worse professions I guess. The amount of brainiacs working full-speed-ahead to eek out the tiniest details of your life is astounding. The massive computing power working to identify you and target you is scary.
My paycheck comes from making sure you see those little images trying to make you buy a car or shoes, but I have zero guilt telling everyone I can to use an adblocker. Also - make sure to check the settings to turn off the "safe" ads and social media buttons. Trust me. (shudder).........  But yeah, I feel icky still. I sure as hell can't say this at work though. I need my paycheck.


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196,466 What's with people and waiting on a line? Why do they so often "accidentally" cut ahead? Who are they kidding? It happens too much to be accidental. It really bugs me.

The other day, I'm there on line. There are a dozen people ahead of me. I know my place. I stay behind the person immediately in front of me. It's a pretty simple system. But there is someone at my back who starts crowding from behind. His clothes are touching my clothes. I can feel it. Our clothes should never touch. It’s not like it’s winter with bulky sweaters and oversized coats, causing my personal space needs to increase. No it’s summer and I’m wearing shorts and a T. Our clothes have no business making contact.

My rule is if a man is standing behind me, he has to be further away than an erection. Think about it. He’s behind me. I don’t know what he’s doing back there. Could be a perv. Thus my erection rule. And don’t dare try to tell me you have a small penis so you get to stand closer. I’m not buying it buster. You have to be further away than one standard erection. So back it up bub!

But anyway, this fella,  somehow within a minute he is standing next to me. That's an unforgivable violation right there. He has escalated this to a higher DEFCON level. He arrived after me. The rules state he needs to be behind me, not next to me. But there it is, somehow he's standing next to me. It makes me very anxious. My hearts starts speeding up.

Then as the line moves forward, he breaks protocol again and steps forward before I do. Technically he is ahead of me for that one second before I lunge forward to claim what is mine. We do this dance for the next few moves, with him stealing my position and me catching up. Why am I catching up? I was ahead of him. I shouldn’t have to deal with this. I was hoping to use my time on line to look at the menu options. I was looking forward to it. But no, I find myself stealing glances to the side to see if he is inching forward even more.

I realize how much I miss those days of my youth where I’d be at the deli counter in the supermarket with my mom and we’d have to take a number. There was no confusion, no shades of gray, no loopholes. A number is a number. 43 comes before 44. The end. Those little paper slips were as good as legal tender. But this modern day honor system, what were they thinking? People have no honor.  I heard that a total breakdown of the honor system with regards to line cutting is what caused the collapse of the Soviet Union.

Finally, with everyone else ahead of us already served,  we are standing abreast with nothing but empty space to the counter. One of us is going to be called next. This is a new source of angst. The person behind the counter is going to look at the two of us and not be able to tell I was rightfully first. She might look at him and tell him he's next. No dammit no. It's not fair. I consider yelling to everyone else behind us how he's a fraud, a cutter, a cheater, a line thief, he's trying to steal my spot in line, my place in life! I could shame him. I could stir up sympathy from the people behind me. We have all been victims of a line thief. There is safety in numbers. Victims unite! We are legion.

I turn and look at my comrades. They are staring at phones. They don’t see the injustice going on. They are probably recent immigrants from the former Soviet Union. They are worthless. They are dead to me. The legion is broken.

Desperate, I think about shoving the line thief backwards and making a mad dash break for the counter. I wasn’t ever picked first in gym class, speed is not my super power, but I’d have the element of surprise on my side. I would get to the counter first, which is nine tenths of line law.

I realize I'm sweating. Profusely. My adrenaline level is at 100%. My gramps has high blood pressure. It could be genetic. I could have it too. Standing on line could be making my potential high blood pressure worse. My health could be at risk. Is there a defibrillator in the room? I quickly scan the walls. I don’t see one. This could be the end for me. Should I back down? I could take a step backwards and give him the victory. I’d hate myself for it. But I’d be alive - a lesser person - but alive,

No no no. I backed down and cowered in the corner when Laurie Massimino wanted to beat me up in 8th grade because she (incorrectly) thought I stole her hair band. I have often considered my sniveling lack of bravery over the years since then in a zillion therapy sessions. I don’t need another incident. I can’t let the line thief win. I can’t.

I check my purse for sharp implements, a pen maybe. I’m hoping for something that might take out an eye. All I find are receipts, year old receipts. Why do I continue to carry around year old receipts? My purse is inhumanely heavy because it is filled with so many year old receipts. They are printed of flimsy paper. They wouldn’t even give my arch enemy a paper cut.  On the plus side, if I was on The Price Is Right and Bob Barker asked an audience member for a year old receipt, hands down I’d win. It’s little solace today however.

Then it happens. The dreaded moment. The woman behind the counter calls out “Next!”  I hesitate. Oh God I hate confrontation. My heart is racing.  I can’t do this. The memory of Laurie Massimino is laughing at me. I drop my head in shame. I am defeated. Take my spot you thief, take it!

I hear a voice. It’s the guy. He says, “You’re next.” He nods towards the counter.

I’m next? He’s telling me I’m next? He’s not stealing my spot? He’s giving it back to me? Just like that? No ransom required? No sharp pen in the eye? I’m next?

Maybe it’s a trap? No no no. I have to stop being paranoid. He said I’m next. Other people must have heard him. He forfeits all legal rights when there are witnesses.

I hesitantly step forward. The woman behind the counter asks me, “How can I help you today?”

How can you help me? Oh don’t get me started....

Okay, so he wasn’t a line thief. But he could have been, right, he could have been. So there.


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196,465 She hurt me pretty good. We all know it was an accident, but she still did it. She gave me a half-hearted apology in public, and I heard from a few others that in private she feels terrible about hurting me.

I can't bring myself to say it though, because I want her to remain my friend. I know how she can give herself a feeling of resolution and absolve herself of guilt. I know how she can make me feel better about the whole thing.

I'll carry the physical scars for years, but it would make me smile to see them, knowing that because of them, she gave me the coolest "I'm sorry" ever. But she won't, because I can't ask for it.

There's nothing quite like a blowjob to tell a guy "sorry" or "thanks", and going further is a good indicator of how strong that feeling is.

Instead of trying to not cry when she sees me now, we could share a special smile, knowing that she made me feel amazing to make up for the hurt.


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196,464 We just moved into a bigger space, new place doesn't have AC in the whole building, only the managers office. We are in the south and it's 95 and humid.... oppressive and gross, we are all sweating through our clothes and look like drowned rats. I think a call to OSHA is coming soon.
In the meantime, we cut the power to the AC unit in the managers office....we all suffer together



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196,463 I think my next vehicle purchase should be a white van. Not only would it help with moving things. But imagine all the fun I could have parking it on a random suburban street all day. I could get out of the van every now and then to stretch my legs while wearing a suit and an ear piece. In this paranoid world, everyone on the block would go nuts!


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196,462 I have never wanted to fuck anyone more than one of the guys from Queer Eye. God damn. What is wrong with me?

31/f & happily married


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196,461 I’m going to spend my birthday alone and crying. I deserve it.


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196,460 I love black men. Being a white woman in the south, this is sometimes difficult for others to understand. I don't care. I need a strong black man in my life.


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196,459 She's so damned difficult.

It's 60 degrees out tonight. My wife has the air conditioner on. I point out she could turn off the air conditioner and open a window instead.

She tells me, no no, she wants the air conditioner on.

I ask why? She says she just does.

I point out it's a waste of money. She says she doesn't care. She wants the air conditioner on.

Every conversation is like this. She wants what she wants and she refuses to ever listen to anyone else.


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196,458 Something I’ve noticed about people who become bitter and unhappy is that they become extreme about their political views and they rage on anyone whose opinion is different. They can’t just exchange ideas or opinions, they go on the offense, make it personal, and become aggressive in a pursuit to always prove themselves right and all their opponents wrong and foolish. They hurt relationships with family and friends that used to be strong. I feel kind of sorry for them, to be honest, even though their nastiness pisses me off.

I’ve noticed this about a few older people I know who used to be pleasant and laid back. I hope if this ever happens to me that my loved ones will care for me enough to point it out to me so I can lighten the fuck up and quit being a jerk.



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196,457 I'm glad you broke up with me. You made me miserable but I don't have the self protection circuit that would have forced me to cut you loose.


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196,456 I despise the fact that we move so sllllloooooooowwwlllllllllllly across the planet.  It's 2018. Why aren't we moving at thousands of miles of hour?
The speed of light is 186,000 miles per second.  Can't we manage 11,000 per second? Then I could be  anywhere on the planet in 1 second!!!!!


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196,455 The KGB is running the DOJ!!!


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196,454 I don't like bad boys. Responsible men are so sexy to me because my dad was a "bad boy." I feel weird being 19 and saying this but it's true.


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196,453 Some amateur porn shows women enjoying sex. They will give a blow job and smile afterwards while licking up his cum. This gives me hope there are fun women out there. I've never met a woman who behaves this way. Usually they rush to spit out the semen. But the amateur porn looks real so I think somewhere these women must exist.


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196,452 Gym selfies are douchey, but I take them sometimes.  












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196,451 Is there a God? I think so. Too many strange things happen to me.

I program. I was supposed to be writing some code. I promised I'd make this tiny routine for someone. I had an hour to do it. Instead I was surfing the internet, looking at porn actually. Time was critical but I didn't care, I knew I could write the code in 5 minutes.

Time starts ticking away and I'm looking at tatas. I get to the final 5 minutes, okay time to write the code. I had to generate a random number between 1 and 1,000. No problem. Takes two minutes. I test the code. The program displays 6 on the screen. Okay, this is looking good. I run the code again. The program again displays 6 on the screen. Oh, that's not so good. Why did it choose 6 both times. Something might be wrong. I run the code a third time. Another 6. Yeep something is definitely wrong. Dammit. Time is up. I told someone I'd have the code for them but I didn't. I shouldn't have surfed the web. I shouldn't have looked at porn. That was dumb of me. I should have written the code first and surfed when I was done, or not at all in fact. Now I look like I don't know what I'm doing. Grrrr.

I look at my source code. I don't see anything wrong. I look at it backwards, forwards and sideways. I still don't see anything wrong. I'm 10 minutes past the deadline. I don't know what else to do so I run the code one more time. The program displays a 413 on the screen. Next time a 276. Next time a 881....

In other words, the code works just fine. But when I first tested it, the code just happened to return a 6 three times in a row making me think there was a problem. The odds are 1 in a billion of that happening randomly. But that's exactly what did happen at exactly the time critical moment when I was testing. Amazing.

And notice too, the error manifested itself as a 6 three times in a row, 666. Sign of the devil. Like come on. What a clear message from God.

Does God exist? Yes, proven.


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196,450 My wife has bought clothes she has never worn. I go through her closet and there are things I've never seen her wear. I point it out and she says she got a good deal on it. I mean how much of a bargain can it be if you never wear it?


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196,449 It seems that everything comes with a load of crap these days.  Want to watch a video?  Well here, watch this crap first!  Want to shop?  Well, here's all the crap you've ever looked at in case you forgot.  In the olden days, the internet was so clean and pristine, but now you have to filter through mounds of garbage to get to anywhere you want to go.  


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196,448 I wish i could Edge my cock for 20 minutes!


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196,447 I jerk off way too much and watch way too much porn.  I also do a lot of sex related internet chat rooms.

Now I am having serious erectile dysfuncion and premature ejacualtion issues.  I can hardly get it up and when I do I cum almost insantly.  Its hard to get a full erection without using my stiff meds. The last time I had sex with my wife I could barely get it all the way in before I blew my load.  

As much as I know I need to stop the porn, I feel addicted to it.  

God I need help!

50/M


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196,446 I am a person of color.  I believe that American white couples should have more babies.  They are saying that by the year 2040, and some say by 2020, whites will no longer be the majority here.  Whites put career and prosperity before having children.  That needs to change.  Only having more babies will keep you in the majority.  That is important to whites and should be important for everyone else too, because white people are very angry and disgruntled about losing their majority status.  It is leading to a lot of bad feelings and bad stuff.  The problem is easy to fix, so please fix it.  You do need to perpetuate your race.

This is something we cannot fix for you.  Only you can do it; we cannot produce white babies.  

Please think about it.  If you really care about the white race, support it.  If you reclaim your majority  status, you will not have to feel threatened and hate everyone else for problems you create and perpetuate.  

There is no malice here.  At least half of my world is white and i wouldn't have it any other way.  


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196,445 I used to post sex stories on a website. I wrote the filthiest, most perverted stuff I could imagine. It was fun and the readers of the site seemed to enjoy the stories.

I stopped because I became afraid I'd end up on a government watch list.


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196,444 I drink two liters of soda everyday.


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196,443 Have been considering having a baby. It’s a HUGE decision.
Hubby wanted to cum inside me last night, but the sheer thought of if nearly made me jump off of him.
I guess I’m just not ready for that kind of commitment to someone.
Plus....I don’t even think/know if I want a kid at all.
I like the quiet. I think it’s all these girls around me getting knocked up. Thought I’d be a better parent than either of mine were, but..maybe it won’t ever happen.
I’m stressed about it for some reason. The social pressure is terrible for women.


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196,442 My mental abilities are not what they used to be. This saddens me. Being smart was what my life was about. Now I'm fading. I'm like a dancer finding out my leg has been amputated.


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196,441 My wife somehow got it into her head that she is allowed to be as difficult as possible. That's her thing.That's the personality she has adopted over the years. It's tearing us apart.


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196,440 I just ordered a couple custom coffee cups from a website i just discovered.  They charged my card, sent the items, and all was right in the world.  Then, a few days later, i received a duplicate order in the mail, same two items, but they didn't double charge my card.  I held onto the package for a week just in case they charged me or asked for the items back, but they never did.  I usually pride myself on being honest and doing the right thing, BUT this time i kept the cups and gave them to my roomie as a gift.  i feel so eeeeeeevil, mwuahahahahaha!


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196,439 Years ago, one of my ears was plugged up to the point that it was slightly affecting my hearing.  I figured i must be sick and that the ear canal was swollen.  I took a shower, and while i was washing my ear i felt something in the ear canal.  I managed to pull it out, and it was a bug (maybe an earwig) encased in earwax.  Freakin' disgusting, man :P


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196,438 My job pays really well, but FUCK it’s boring. They pay me to sit on my ass all day. This is what i worked hard in college for. I had no idea how awful it would be.


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196,437 I think I may be suffering from depression. Something has been not right for a long time. I'm really struggling in every aspect of my life. I've been waiting for my wife to ask me what's wrong or even just how I am so I can tell her. For months and months and months but she never does. It's crazy, I should be able to come out and say there's something wrong with me but I'm afraid of her and how she'll react. I know she won't be supportive. She's not that kind of person and she's dismissive of anything that isn't about her.


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196,436 I had an abortion when I was 25. I am 45 now and still feel guilty.


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196,435 A good male friend of mine got married three years ago to a woman I didn't really care for (I'm a woman myself). Even though it wasn't really my business, I told him I thought he was making a huge mistake and to not go through with the wedding. He's always been a bit of a player, which is fine because he's a grown ass man who can make his choices and I knew he'd never stay faithful, but my issue was that this woman was the fucking worst. Of course, he got pissed at me when I told him this would not end well. The girlfriend said I did it to take him for myself (not true). The confrontation cost us our friendship.

I found out today through a mutual friend that this couple divorced earlier this year and it was his idea. Curious for more details, I went on to his profile and judging by all the ladies he takes pictures with, he's not heartbroken over the divorce. I don't like to take pleasure in other people's misfortune, but I can't help but feel a little vindicated. N, I told you she was the fucking worst. Maybe you'll listen the next time I tell you that your girlfriend is a total bitch.


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196,434 I've had this one close friend for years. He often talks about how he has nothing going on with his wife. They remain married in name only. He's hinted how he wouldn't mind if I fucked his wife. If it's cool with him and cool with her, why wouldn't I do it? I would never tell my wife, but other than that it would be cool. I want to fuck his wife. This is my goal for the summer.


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196,433 I'm so excited to have sex with my coworker this weekend! We hooked up in his car a few weeks ago, but i withheld the pussy for this very reason! I'm teeming with anticipation. I can't tell you how many times I've come while thinking about him inside me. And since I didn't let him fuck the first time, i know he's itching to stick his dick in me. Not before we do a lot of other things first......

This is gonna be the best fuck fest I've had in a while


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196,432 When it comes to buying my wife a birthday present I play a game with myself to see how little time I can spend looking for a gift. Like I'll run into Bed, Bath and Beyond with the thought of quickly buying her a comforter. But if I walk in the store and there's a display of blenders right there, then I'll buy her a blender. Whatever takes the least amount of effort is what she gets as a "heartfelt" present from me. lol.


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196,431 Did you ever get a chance to try out your chair fantasy?


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196,430 WTF? I left my job. It was in the back office running spreadsheets. It was nothing earth shattering. On my final day my boss gave me a card signed by about 30 coworkers. Everyone said things like "Best wishes," except one guy who I didn't get along with, he gave me the creeps. He signed the card "Stay safe." Why the hell wouldn't I be safe? It came across as very threatening to me.


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196,429 Sometimes I wonder how you’re getting on. Sometimes I think about contacting you. But thoughts come back into my head about how people at that time really stuffed me around. How’s your book reading going btw? ;)


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196,428 The Midwest is already Gilead.


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196,427 The longer I go without sex, the dirtier I want it to be. I'm about to end 3 years of celibacy and I want him to cum on my face and make me his slut.


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196,426 One of the earlier secrets reminds me of something that happened to a friend of mine. He and his wife had a house guest. She was a friend of his wife's. She stayed for a week as part of a month long summer vacation. On her final day at the house the wife did the woman's laundry. Then the friend packed up and took off to her next destination. All seemed well. But that night the friend called and said her underwear was missing from her suitcase. Maybe she left it in the laundry room? The wife looked around everywhere and couldn't find it. There was an awkward conversation where the wife had to ask her husband if he took the woman's underwear. He said no of course not. The wife told a few people about the mishap, including her sisters. The sisters told their husbands and everyone else in the known universe. They came to the same conclusion, the husband took the underwear. It was the only explanation. The husband, this is the person who is my friend, was slaughtered in the rumor mill. He was called a pervert, a molester, and a sex offender. There was talk of getting the police involved and having him arrested. Someone checked if there were unsolved sex crimes in the area. My friend was crushed. He's a good guy and a decent guy and he was dragged through the mud.

About six months later the original house guest was going away for a winter vacation. She pulled out her suitcase and  realized there was something in one of the inner zippered pockets. It was her underwear.  Being far away she didn't realize all the fuss that was going on in the rumor mill. But she mentioned in a Christmas card to the husband and wife that she found her missing underwear. By then it was much too late. The wife told her sisters the mystery had been solved, but people love drama. It wasn't exciting to clear the husband's name. It was a much more interesting story to tell people the husband stole the house guest's underwear. I still hear the husband's name mentioned along with him being called a pervert. People can be really awful.


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196,425 I often wonder if we could make it a second time around ?  


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196,424 Boys boys boys... can we have a discussion for the ladies only, what are your opinions about MEN that you might not say out loud? We get to hear the male perspective a lot on this site, let’s switch it up and hear what the women have to say.


I’ll start with mine... I think a lot of men are self centered and misogynistic. I only hang out with men whom I know respect women, which is few out of the many. Just my humble opinion.

PS.. I really do love y’all tho. I have a real love for men and I give lots of blowjobs lol. It’s my nature as a (mostly) heterosexual woman, a weakness for the other sex, I couldn’t live without them


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196,423 I was texting another mom about carpooling to camp the rest of the week, I get a nude picture of her randomly.She immediately texts me and says that was for my husband, please delete and ignore it, I'm so embarrassed.
Do women sext with their husbands while they are at work? Am I a total prude not to do that?


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196,422 I think the Thai soccer coach who led the boys into the cave should be put to death.


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196,421 You work for US!  We deserve an ear in the room!


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196,420 I don't use toothpaste because it's poison, rather the Fluoride is poison.  It makes you stupid.  Look it up!

Oh, and I don't drink faucet water for the same reason.  

Fluoride is a highly toxic substance. Consider, for example, the poison warning that the FDA now requires on all fluoride toothpastes sold in the U.S. or the tens of millions of people throughout China and India who now suffer serious crippling bone diseases from drinking water with elevated levels of fluoride.

In terms of acute toxicity (i.e., the dose that can cause immediate toxic consequences), fluoride is more toxic than lead, but slightly less toxic than arsenic. This is why fluoride has long been used in rodenticides and pesticides to kill pests like rats and insects. It is also why accidents involving over-ingestion of fluoridated dental products–including fluoride gels, fluoride supplements, and fluoridated water–can cause serious poisoning incidents, including death.

http://fluoridealert.org/issues/health/


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196,419 Last year I worked on the same floor as another company.  There was a young woman who worked for the other company.  I never talked to her, but she was somewhat attractive.  I left that company, and I haven't seen this woman in a year.

This morning she crossed my mind.  I went on Facebook and found her, downloaded a picture of her, and proceeded to rub one out while looking at her picture.

Today at lunch I went to the mall food court, which is 15 miles from where I used to work, and she walked right by me.

Crazy coincidence.



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196,418 I hate sending pictures. The anticipation is the worst! I'm never sure if I'm OK looking enough for you or if you're being polite to get some.


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196,417 Every effing month I have to BEG for my paycheck from this place.  This is outrageous!!!  The secret is that I am looking every day for a new job!


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196,416 Nothing better than a soccer mom for wild kinky sex....they are a special kind of crazy


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196,415 Ann, you are in my head all of the time.


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196,414 Bed time! Time once again for my nightly routine - strip naked, hop in bed & masturbate 2 or 3 times, until I fall asleep. Tonight will be a BIT different, however; instead of sifting through my extensive porn collection, I thought I'd pull out my old photo album - the PRIVATE one, full of photos my beautiful mother & I took of all the joyous times we made sweet, passionate love, before the wretched cancer took her from me forever! Normally, I try hard to bury those bittersweet memories, but from time to time, I miss her SO badly, I just HAVE to see her in all her glory - those soft, full breasts, her tight, firm tush, her wicked, alluring eyes & of course those sultry velvet-soft lips! I squeeze my eyes shut tight, and the memories come flooding back; our first romantic embrace, our first full, passionate kiss, and then our inevitable first "encounter". At the risk of being indelicate, a man cannot fully understand pure, true joy until he has ejaculated inside the welcoming caress of his loving mother's exuisite vagina! Unlike every other woman I've been with, reaching orgasm with Mom was always so effortless and intense! I think of the sheer volume of seed I spilled inside her through the years, and I still find it hard to believe, were it not for the fact that I was indeed there! Now, if only she could be HERE......


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196,413 I have this very possessive "friend" who I cannot get rid of , he even found a way to follow me in what's up . He is so obnoxious that sometimes I feel like contacting his wife so he will get a hint .  I'm sorry Gus but we are not friends, ok we casually dated for week many years ago , i have no interest whatsoever in a friendship or anything else for the matter . Quit acting like a juvenile, you are old enough to known better.


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196,412 Yes, I'm a man, but I have to say this about women.  The thing that has always annoyed me about women is how competitive they are with other women.  They always have to one-up other women.  

I noticed this when I was in high school.  Women's competitiveness starts from at least the time they're teenagers.  It wasn't so much that the girls wanted guys who "had something" like looks or money or a car, the competitiveness was obvious in how so many of the girls referred to their male significant others.  They wouldn't talk about them by their names, they'd say things like, "Me and my boyfriend are going out, or "My boyfriend came over yesterday."  Saying "boyfriend" was a status symbol to these women.  This continued on through college.

When I got married, I thought I must have turned into the most handsome man in the world.  Suddenly women were flirtatious with me.  It took a while to figure out what was happening.  I now belonged to another woman.  I had been "validated" as a man.  Some other woman had me, and it was like these other women wanted to see if they could "take" a little of what my wife had.  When I had kids it was even more of the same.  It was like I had become even more "validated" and even more of a challenge, as if women wanted to "take" a bit of a man who's attention was primarily on his kids.

I'd love to know what women think.  Is this true?  Do women find married dads attractive for some reason?  I don't think I'm all that much to look at, so this is all I can think for why this happened.


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196,411 24/f

I weigh 165 pounds, and I’m about 5’7”. Apparently, I’m overweight. Which is fine. I’m working out, and changing my diet.

BUT I am sad, because no matter what, I will always have larger calves than most women, and that sucks.
I want slender, cute legs like a normal girl, but nope. I have chunky calves.


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196,410 A longtime friend of mine was ugly crying drunken sobbing in my arms at a bar last night. Because...

Some DJ she knew, who she saw perhaps once a year at a certain special event, died under mysterious circumstances. (Probably overdosed or committed suicide.) Anyway, she wasn't wrecked because he died, and she would never see him again...

No, she was wrecked because she wasn't invited to the funeral.

The burial was a VERY private thing, only family, the guy's wife, and very intimate inner circle friends being told where it was. I'm thinking it's because the guy very likely killed himself and the family didn't want to have to explain the tragic circumstances to everyone. And because this DJ had a big following, it's very likely that some of his fans would have had big theatrical meltdowns at the funeral.

I can see why his actual family wouldn't have wanted to deal with a whole crowd of club goers, behaving exactly like my friend melting down in that bar, crying and crying and crying on my shoulder. She hadn't seen the guy in something like 2 years.

I think some people just enjoy the drama and cachet of "ZOMG I knew someone who died!" They want to put themselves front and center in the tragedy so as to share in the morbid glamour of What Happened....!!1!

Fucking sick, I think. I wouldn't have invited her or her sort to the funeral either.


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196,409 A friend of mine from high school passes off “clever” one-liners from memes as her own creations. *groan* For the life of me, I cannot figure out if people “like” her plagiarized posts because the genuinely think she constantly comes up with these or if they’re laughing because they know she’s faking all of it. People are weird, man.


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196,407 I have an ex-boyfriend who I still think about all the time and wish I had married. We were together when we were young, and went our separate ways after graduation as many young couples tend to do. There's no relationship with this ex whatsoever, we have different lives and there's no reason why they would cross again. But once in awhile, I'll bring the guy up to my husband as part of telling a funny story from college. I do it so I can see my husband furrow his brow and get upset over hearing about this other man. I had other boyfriends before my husband that he doesn't bat an eye about if they ever get brought up. But he gets visibly annoyed about this specific ex. I think my husband knows I wish things had turned out differently.


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196,406 Sheila it's probably not a secret that you know I love you.


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196,405 I really don’t want to go back to work tomorrow


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196,404 Sometimes I miss my ex so deeply that it eats at me...but then I remember that it’s been almost seven years since I first met him, and he’s a completely different person now...

How I wish I could go back in time, and kiss him again. Being 18 and in love was magical. :(


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196,403 Every time you say you're going to do something, I just smile, try to not sigh, and mentally add it to my own to-do list. I already know you won't do it. Nothing around here ever happens unless I do it. It's not the actual tasks themselves (though reminding you 10 million times to do something you said you would do is pretty fucking annoying), so much as it just shows you can't commit to doing anything. It shows you have no initiative. You used to never be like this. I don't know what changed, but I miss who you used to be.


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196,402 Here's an strange and awkward situation. I'm trying to sell my house. A family, husband wife 2 teens kids, was scheduled to come today at 2:00. It's their second time here. I'm hopeful this could be it. I spent the morning cleaning. At 5 minutes of 2:00 I rushed out the door so as not to be here when the broker arrives with the clients. I meant to use the time to return a movie to Redbox, Jumanji 2. But darn, I had put the movie on the kitchen counter at the last second so I could use the bathroom, but then in my haste I totally forgot to pick it up again. No big deal. I'd return it later.

An hour went by. I returned home. I thought I'd grab the movie off the counter and return it. But when I looked on the counter, the movie was gone. I know it was there. I'm completely certain. I searched all over the house thinking maybe they moved it. Nothing. The movie isn't here.

So what do I do now? Do I call the broker and gently suggest someone in the family, I'm thinking one of the teens, "borrowed" my Redbox movie and I really need it back? Or seeing they might buy my house, do I let it go and take the loss?

I don't know. I'm thinking of letting it slide but it bothers me someone just stole it and now I'll have to fork over money to Redbox to cover the loss. Asshole kids.


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196,401 I wonder if people in little passenger planes can see people, clearly, on the ground. As I lay on my privacy deck nude tanning, legs spread wide open. I imagine a horny man, or woman, sees me. Maybe passes by a few times. I spread my legs open wider and touch my body. Maybe they can see me even with binoculars, maybe he is pleasuring himself at the site of me. I sure hope it wouldn't be the pilot in this case. Maybe more horny guys are invited to ride along on a sunny day, in hopes to see me touching myself thinking about horny men peeking at me, jacking off. Wanting to cum on me. Fuck.


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