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214,627 I have a few do-gooder friends who often ask on-line for a donation for some cause or another. I will give them $25. But so often I never get a thank you from them. Why not? Whatever. Just know if you don't say thank you I will not give you a donation ever again.


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214,626 I think we are going the wrong way with the J&J vaccine. One woman out of 7 million shots resulted in death. Okay, I don't want to see any deaths. But delaying the vaccine for those scheduled for a J&J shot will result in dozens of covid deaths. The math makes no sense. Give the J&J shot.


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214,625 When I google something I ignore any results from Pinterest. It's got to be one of the most annoying websites.


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214,624 the Midwest is looking way more racist than the south these days.


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214,623 I’m in love with you but I’m marrying him.
I wish I could be strong and be alone but I’m lonely. I’ve waited a decade to stop loving you. It’s not happening and it’s not that I don’t love my fiancé.

He’s just not you. And you’re gone.

Is it wrong to get married when you love someone else ? Someone you can never have ?




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214,622 It is amazing how much work I can get done when I'm not cruising for porn and other sex related web sites on the internet all day!


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214,621 I think the cop who fired her gun instead of her taser needs to be drug tested immediately.



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214,620 I know a family in lockdown mode for the past year. They have been rigorous about it. They have a 4 year old. In August he's going into kindergarten. The school invited the new kindergarten families in for a visit. This family felt they should go. Three days later the kid has Corona. Now the parents have it too. How totally sucky. Poor kid, poor family. Visiting the school was supposed to be fun, not deadly. This aint over people.The world is not done with the virus yet. Be safe and vigilant.


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214,619 If she was trying to make me jealous it completely backfired.

I have a little screenshot of her with that guy and her dog. It's fucking revolting.

Any time I get tempted to find her attractive again, I have the perfect antidote.

Now to find some women who will have the good taste to pick me!

^_^


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214,618 Once you are vaccinated, will you continue to wear a mask? I'm not sure what to do when I'm fully vaccinated in another week.


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214,617 I got over it before I turned 40!


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214,616 I think the highlight of every cop's career is helping a woman give birth. Not in a good way. Could you imagine the thoughts going on in the cop's head, how he is seeing free pussy.


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214,615 Most fucked up troll I've ever encountered. Every day she makes online digs about people getting vaccinated. She calls them cowards. She says the vaccine isn't safe. She proclaims no one should get the jab. Well now it turns out she herself was vaccinated two months ago. What scum she is. She gets herself protected. But tries to make sure others are left vulnerable to infection. Now I've seen it all.


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214,614 I don't think Nickelback is that bad.


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214,610 Did you ever hit bottom or are you still spiraling out of control?
To give up your family to chase a sex fetish/kink still blows my mind


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214,609 Still together?


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214,608 Was it magic or madness?

We'll find out tomorrow.


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214,607 I had a dream that you had gotten a girlfriend. The dream wasn’t real but the pain was and it was still there when I woke up. I wish you lived me and I wish you would help raise our daughter. We both need you.


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214,605 My first Love was the Ocean.


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214,604 I have a husband I love dearly. I'm also afraid of losing him, so I'm constantly wondering about all the ways it'd be possible. Mostly, I think of him cheating. This anxiety is impossible to live with, and sometimes I feel like it'd be easier not to have met him at all. It must be so freeing not to be in a relationship. It's not to say that I don't want to be with him, but I have no idea how to get of my anxiety. Well, I'm in therapy and I'm working on it, so maybe I'll have the answer to this one day.

Actually, I may have the answer. I've experienced a lot of traumas in my life, especially childhood, that have created all sorts of insecurities in me. I also have attachment and abandonment issues. We can be very codependent and we're best friends and we love to spend all our time together, but his decision to do these things feels like a choice out of love. Mine feels like a choice out of love and fear. He's my security blanket. I'm learning how to be more independent in therapy, but I get myself so wound up about what would happen if he suddenly died or ran off with someone else that it ruins my ability to enjoy all the beautiful memories we're creating in the now.

I've been depressed for more than a decade and my brain loves to find ways to remind me that I'm not enough for someone, so I know that's playing a big role, too. I'd just like to reach a point where I don't spend my free afternoons imagining the worst. It's so damaging and unproductive.


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214,603 Nobody has anything to worry about from me. I'm takin' it easy and don't have any agenda this week.

I'm trying to move on, not move in!


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214,602 Ummm, if it's a contact-less delivery, DON'T KNOCK ON MY DOOR TO ASK A QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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214,601 I was expecting a commission check, and when my mailman saw me and my wife walking together, he pulled up and said, "I didn't want to leave this at your house, because it needs a signature," I gladly said, I'll take it right here with a smile.  Turns out, I'm being sued on an unrelated matter, and I'm still waiting on that fucking commission!


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214,600 Yes, I yelled at my wife the other day.  Why?  She purposefully tried to sabotage my relationship with one of our daughters by divulging a private conversation. In the conversation, I wasn't "100% supportive" of her choice of college this Fall.

"Protecting our daughter" is not an excuse.  There is no way she would have never known were it not for wife.

I trust her with my life but I don't trust her anymore if that makes sense?


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214,599 My boyfriend shaved his full beard he’s had the entire time we’ve been dating and he looks odd. Like a stranger. I’m trying to be supportive as it’s his face and his facial hair. Haven't said anything.

But it is super hard to look at him right now. I feel so shallow. I never thought a beard or appearance would have a difference in our relationship.


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214,598 Whoa. I feel like Michigan is getting what it deserves. Hopefully they don’t breed another variant passing it amongst themselves. If they do, can we call it the Stupid Mitten Variant?


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214,597 Whoa, it's becoming a thing for people to get vaccinated with two doses of one vaccine. Then when completed, they get vaccinated all over again with two doses of the other vaccine. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I want people to be protected as much as possible. But many are still waiting for their first vaccine. Seems wrong for those with means and money to get a second vaccine right now.


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214,596 Fuck you for not taking those documents down. What I want you to say in response to my email is “I’ll take them down if you let me fuck you and make you cum once more.” But like you won’t even respond and I don’t know who I hate worse. You for being a raging sociopath that gave me Stockholm syndrome over 10 years ago, or me who still wants to feel how alive I felt when I was with you.


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214,595 My period is 10 days late. I haven’t had sex in three months. I have had two periods since the last time I had sex. I can’t be pregnant. It’s not possible. Right? Tell me I’m being stupid for worrying about this.


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214,594 "If you want to kill yourself, just abandon your life. Go somewhere no one knows your name. Start again. Make a new life for yourself."

See, the problem with traveling is that you take yourself with you.


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214,593 I can't date girls below a certain intelligence level because they can't perceive mental productivity.

They think I sit around doing nothing and then money magically appears. It never occurs to them that I'm thinking of solutions to difficult problems.

The idea that work can be happening in a brain is beyond their comprehension.


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214,592 I’m dying I’m dying I’m dying I say to myself on repeat as I attempt to function through life since he left me. I cry every couple of hours. I’m dying. He didn’t even try to make it work. 18 years.


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214,591 Sometimes I mispronounce words and later find out how they’re pronounced. I then cringe at what an idiot I am.


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214,590 Lol that guy was the best she could do.


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214,589 Apparently it's a crime for a black man to go for a jog.

Cops sicken me.


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214,588 I got the formula right, but she didn't wait for me.

Oh well! Deleting it now.


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214,587 I don't care what you do anymore.

I'm young and wealthy, beautiful and brilliant.

I don't need anything you have.


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214,586 You don't want me in your clique? You don't want me to comment on your public news forum? You don't like old married guys?
My message to you all: See ya. My yard wants me. My friends care about and respect my perspective. My wife likes me and loves me and doesn't think I'm creepy. Fuck y'all and fuck my ex and her family of assholes. BUH BYE hahahaha


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214,585 I like it. I lick it. I like to lick it.


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214,584 Commercial on YouTube:

"Hey guys, today I'm going to show you how to properly trim your balls."

How is it possible that foul ads like this are permitted? Why should my daughter have to be confronted with such lewd talk. If you were in a park or at a restaurant or even walking past someone's yard with your children and a stranger came up and started talking about his balls, wouldn't you call the cops? Yet it's okay for YouTube to do it? Why does YouTube get a free pass on this.


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214,583 Is it okay to dump someone via text message if you have only been talking and texting for a few months - and never met in person?


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214,582 C, I had a great time with you, you gave me something tonight I have been unable to find for years--a hell of an adventure, a real one. Something I wouldn't have given myself without you and something that money can't reallllly buy outright. I don't really know how to read you, somehow what really goes on in your head is a mystery wrapped in an enigma.  I don't know, at all, how you feel about me.  maybe it's not for me to know or something. Maybe you're emotionally unavailable forever and its not something I can just change because I feel like it. If that is true, I do understand...even if its a little sadly. I get it. I am still here for you even if you don't really know it yet.

     What I do know, my dear...is that the more time I spend with you; the more I care and the more I see the things I like a bout you.  In a very lovely and most importantly INTANGIBLE way...you ADD to my life. I'm glad you're in it, for real!  You're impactful to me and I notice it and I treasure it...so thank you!


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214,581 if I had the chance to do oxy again I would do it without hesitation


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214,580 You see the lunacy of the people who refuse to get vaccinated? They claim they want everything opened up again. They want life to go 100% back to normal. But think about it. I'm not going to a restaurant until all of you are vaccinated. That's my right. So yeah, go ahead, refused to get vaccinated and business will continue to suffer. Good plan morons.


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214,579 Ha ha ha. Tell me what you would do. A few months ago new neighbors moved in next door. They are a 30 something year old couple. The week they moved in they were trouble. They were nasty as could be. The husband was walking along the sidewalk with his dog. No leash. The dog pooped on my lawn while I was standing there. The husband then started to walk away. I nicely called over to him. I introduced myself. I said I see you moved in this week. Welcome. Then I asked if he could pick up after his dog. I mean come on, that's just common courtesy. To paraphrase, he told me to fuck off. Who behaves that way. Talk about making a rotten first impression! And note, they are not trailer trash. This is a very nice neighborhood.

Okay, a few months have gone by. This week I received a delivery from Amazon. But I didn't order anything from Amazon. I looked at the mailing label, ha ha ha, it was mis-delivered. It was meant for my new neighbor.

So what do you think I should do? I could bring the packages over to their house and quietly leave. Or I could ring their doorbell and talk to them so they will know it is me and what a good neighbor I am. Or I could open the boxes and hopefully get some of my Christmas shopping done early this year. :)


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214,578 He was my best friend, but soul mate? I don’t know, I hope not. When he came in me it certainly felt like he was my soulmate.


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214,577 I was using the internet to work through some issues but it stopped helping.

Going to try some other things that hurt less and accomplish more.

Sorry for the inconvenience.


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214,576 I'd like to meet your mother and shove you back up inside of her.


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214,575 my roommate really wants a clean house but does not want to clean house. it is endlessly infuriating.

take the dishes, for example. he wants no dishes in the sink, no dishes on the drying rack, no dishes in the dishwasher. he texts us all with pictures of dirty dishes in the sink/on the counter, snarkily asking us to clean them up, getting angry at us for putting dishes in the sink instead of the dishwasher. meanwhile what does he do? throw his dishes on the sink/counter instead of following his own request and putting them in the dishwasher. a few months back we worked out a system for dirty dishes -- if you cooked a meal for everyone, you do not have to do the dishes. simple, right? the problem is that both my roommates never do the dishes unless directly asked several times. one roommate simply does not care about kitchen mess. the other roommate is the one who wants the clean kitchen but never wants to do any of the cleaning. when confronted about this -- as I have, several times -- he constructs these complex rationalizations for why he doesn't actually have to do these dishes, and then he's pedantic about the turn system for a week afterwards. never mind that he never abides by the system. never mind that I am the only one who abides by it. it is suddenly EXTREMELY important that the dishes washing is done justly and equitably once he's asked to do the dishes, EXTREMELY important when he cooks (he's a terrible cook) so he can lord the system over us so he doesn't have to do the dishes, but when the system says it's his turn? suddenly... nope! not important anymore! let them sit in dirty water for a week! that's fine!

now let's go to the roommate that doesn't care. his girlfriend is here so often she essentially lives with us. the roommate that doesn't care has never done the dishes without being asked. ever. e-v-e-r. ever. if you ask him he'll do them without complaint (unlike the other roommate) but you have to directly ask him. the man's in his mid-20s.

know who winds up actually doing the dishes? me and his live-in girlfriend, because we both hate kitchen mess. I once tried not doing the dishes for a bit to see if I could wait them out. both sides of the sink overflowed with dirty dishes. the kitchen stank of rotting food. mold. we had flies. FLIES. my roommates ate from paper towels. I finally did them.

I have learned my lesson. the whole "we'll just take turns!" does not work, because once people figure out one person has a low tolerance for mess and hates conflict, they will exploit them.

I'm feeling really frustrated with and disappointed in my roommates, especially the one who wants a clean house. the one who doesn't care is tolerable. if you're a bit of a slob but you'll clean up if asked, okay, fine. it's annoying but at least you clean up if it bothers others. it's the minimum but it's tolerable. but if you want a clean house... you have to clean up! you live here too! me and her aren't your maids!

I know this is harsh but I had to get this off my chest. I'm just really frustrated with them right now.


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214,574 There's a new report out today saying the vaccine interferes with a woman's menstrual cycle. Could you imagine...... what if we inoculate 90% of the population and then realize every woman is now sterile. Holy shoot. It would be like the plot to a science fiction movie.


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214,573 I've been working like a dog for years. It wasn't good enough. She picked someone else.

I can lift more now than ever, am great at my job, making more money.

Fuck the losers who don't want me. I'm not trying to go back.

I've gotten better at everything I care about.

Teach someone else how to be a cuckold. I don't want to!


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214,572 I'm tired of always being the one who has to apologize. I'm tired of doing and saying things that require an apology. why am I like this?


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214,571 My father is going deaf. He refuses to learn how to text. He rushes through everything and refuses to listen. He’s killing me.



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214,570 As completely FUCKED as it is, I wake up some days and think to myself: “I’m almost 37, have had 3 kids, and I’m nowhere near fat yet!”
As a child, I always just assumed every woman ended up fat.
Tell me you’re from the south without telling me you’re from the south.


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214,569 I don’t desire sex with my husband anymore.
I’m also not sure that there’s any way back from this?
You push someone long enough, gaslight them, make them feel shitty, and do nothing to better yourself in the meantime? What did you expect?



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214,568 She's a pain in the ass. I don't want anything to do with her anymore. I could tell her the issues I have with her, but what is the point? It's not up to me to give guidance on her personality (judgmental, pushy, whiny, gold diggerish). It would only serve to make her feel bad. I see no need for that. My other choice is to ghost her. This could be the more humane option. What would you do?


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214,567 I wish they made microwaves and refrigerators for cars.


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214,566 I just lost 38 pounds and need new clothes. Go me! I haven’t bought new clothes in a long time. It’s exciting.

It is also more frustrating than I ever thought it would be because so many of the stores I shopped at before I gained weight a while back are only carrying ‘90s styles in gross colors that were popular when I was a kid in the ‘90s. Crop tops...lettuce edge shirts...mom jeans...mom jean shorts?! I can hardly find anything I like that’s not ‘90s inspired! Some of these girls are dressed like Joi from the movie Friday. My options are limited now and it’s a bummer :(

The ‘90s just need to take their tacky jeans and go home now...


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214,565 I stopped by the bar on my way home from work to check on my friend who tried a certain drug for the first time.


Flash forward, I did drugs again tonight. That was not the plan dammit!


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214,563 I am a liberal/progressive. Not a total "leftist" but my social media and friends circles are pretty much on the left. I vote Democrat and voted for Obama for both his terms as well as Biden in 2020. I never truly hated Trump as much as I acted like I do/did on Facebook and Twitter. To be sure there were many things I severely disliked about his persona, politics and personality. But there were some things I actually agreed with during his admin and gave credit for. Secretly, of course. I also was a Trump fan and liked him from his days on The Apprentice tv show. Sometimes, I secretly and low-key liked him as president. I have visited his hotel in DC out of curiosity and felt that it was a beautiful place.

Now Matt Gaetz is a Republican politician who I genuinely despise. The sex scandals involving teenage girls are just the cherry on top. The stories including scandals involving legal age women are disgusting. He has to be the most unattractive politician we have right now. Either party. Very punchable face.


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214,562 My tastes and favorite kinds of porn to watch or to read in erotica (no particular order):

threesome (both fmf and mfm),"regular" (m/f) and lesbian, sometimes orgy. I have never actually been with a woman romantically or sexually before but it is something I wish to try or do one day. The watchings and readings are and so far have been the only outlets if you will for that side of my sexuality.

F//34


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214,561 My dad loves me now so idk if I even wanna be a hoe anymore


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214,560 I'm grateful to know the truth.


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214,559 I am trying to tone down my anger at people not wearing masks. There's no way to tell if they are vaccinated and spreading their wings a little, which I guess is okay a little. Or if they aren't vaccinated and continue to be mother fucking jackass pricks.


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214,558 "I Don't Care If I Hurt Other People Anymore."


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214,557 I Don't Care If I Hurt Other People Anymore.


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214,556 I'm afraid to click on an online ad anymore. I know I will be bombarded by that ad for the next few months if I click on it. Silly isn't it. If they would be reasonable about showing me the ad I would click on it. I might even buy the product. By because they will shove the ad down my throat forever, I avoid clicking on it. The sellers defeat their own purpose.


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214,555 I get my second shot of the vaccine today and I can't stop crying. I think a year's worth of stress is being released.


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214,554 This divorce at our age (in our 70's) is such a tedious, traumatic, emotional  and physically draining time in our lives. We rarely argue, but the DECISIONS on the household and barn items is more than we ever anticipated. We have to approach oh so slowly - one bin/box, one room, one cabinet at a time and do our best to stay strong, stay rested, and kind. I so wish our families remain patient and compassionate. It's the letting go of a partner that I thought I would live out my life with, that is so very painful and confusing as I have yet to let go of loving and caring for him. God, stick with us in this huge transition. We need all the help we can get.


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214,553 I just learned what an "alpha widow" is.  It's a woman who had a relationship, or a fling, or some sort of romantic connection with an "alpha guy" early in her life.  After that experience, she believes the only guy worthy of her attention is a guy who can compare to that one "alpha guy."  She either never gets married because no guy is "good enough" for her, or she settles for a "beta guy" later in life.  I don't know if any of this is true, but it would explain why my Facebook and Instagram feeds are filled with beautiful older women who never got married.


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214,552 I don't force my presence on people and I'm not as dumb as I look.


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214,551 I have no desire to sleep with you. I've heard how you talk about the people you sleep with when you think they can't hear you. I don't want to be part of that. Sorry.


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214,550 I only check my email, Slack, PMs, and DMs after midnight. That way I can respond to people but they're asleep and won't hit me with an instant response telling me more things I need to do and more things I fucked up.


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214,549 When they're too weak to beat you, they try mind games.


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214,547 Hardly a secret but child abuse goes so unnoticed/accepted it makes me sick! If you see, suspect or hear something; do something!  I reported a neighbor (and told that bitch it was me), called CPS (useless) and took care of the kids until they were turned over to who knows! Absolutely disgusting to see innocent children with with black & blue eyes & faces, beaten up, etc. I’m a mother and this kills me. This world is completely broken. Who, in the world, beats, starves and tortures innocent children? Victoria Rose Smith! Say her name! Another innocent beaten to death!


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214,544 So the USA is thinking of making Washington DC into our 51st state. And if ever you worried about our government making good decisions... the plan is to call this 51st state Washington.

I'm too tired. Could someone please tell Congress we already have a state named Washington.

Doh.


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214,543 I don’t like when someone comes in my house. I worry this place smells bad.


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214,542 When I hear about a guy in jail killing himself, come on, we all know he got raped in the ass and couldn’t deal with it.


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214,540 Increasingly, I have come to hate my job. I have been working for over 21 years and wanting to stop working since the last 4-5 years. But it was never this bad. I think what makes it worse is that I cannot afford to stop the paychecks. Trying very hard to continue...and hoping that I get the strength to push through these times. Anyone else here who has gone through anything similar with your jobs? Does this phase pass?


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214,539 Buried deep in the 5,000 page covid relief bill signed by the president is a requirement for the Director of National Intelligence to release to the public all information about UFOs visiting our planet.

You couldn't make the stuff up. We're a country of morons.


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214,538 The is a drug commercial on TV in recent weeks. I think it's for a anti-depressant. It shows a woman laying down outdoors on a lounge chair with a man. They are both smiling. The message being that if you take this anti-depressant, you will be happier and even have a boyfriend. If you look closely however, the camera angle is such that when the woman is laying down, you can look right up her baggy shorts and see her pink underwear. I don't need an anti-depressant. Seeing her undies is enough to make me happy


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214,537 I have been chatting with a woman named Becky for a few months on a dating app. We are both single. The conversation has been very flirty. It's a dating app after all. But I'm confused.

Becky tells me I'm a prude. I'm always polite. I'm always helpful. I'm always optimistic. I never say anything inappropriate or risque or dirty. She tells me point blank to stop being so respectful to her.

So okay, a few days later we are texting about ex love interests. She asks why I liked one particular girl. I say some nice things. Then I remember I should be a little more edgy, so I mention the girl had a delightfully large clitoris. Becky flips out. She gets angry. She says it's completely inappropriate to mention another woman's genitals. She tells me I must be a "pervert".

Gimme a break. She baits me to say something dirty. Then when I do, she bashes me for it. I'm thinking she is not stable and is just toying with me. If you were in my shoes, would you continue having contact with Becky?  


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214,536 I’ve been studying for two months towards a state exam I have upcoming, driest material imaginable and now I’m finding I can’t stay motivated, I’ll do what I can for now until my test date is certain, then perhaps my motivation will be restored~


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214,535 I have a younger female friend on a certain social networking site who I have occasion to message, it starts out innocently enough but almost always ends in some torrid sex talk, even to sending pics and vids, honestly it’s refreshing, and I know if she were closer we’d have a fling, I’m also happily married.....I really have to discipline myself and stop this!


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214,534 He keeps lube on his bedside table. It's a little obvious he's jerking off every night.


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214,533 As someone who has nearly 50 years of experience dealing with this problem I ask you to pay close attention:
Drug addicts can NOT be helped. Period.

They will end their habit if and when they decide to. In the meantime they will destroy anyone they come in contact with. They will steal from those closest to them. They will ruin the lives of family and friends to get the filthy drugs.

I don't give a shit if the junkie is your child or spouse or close friend or whatever. Cut them loose.

YOU CAN'T HELP.


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214,532 I prefer trimmed pussy rather than completely shaved pussy.

Bare looks strange to me. Trimmed looks more normal. Super hairy fucking scares me.. following story is what led to my tastes..

When I was 7 or 8 I snuck downstairs one night to watch cartoons.  I figured I could avoid my parents... I open the door to see my mom and dad laying on the bed that comes out the couch. Feet facing towards each other. My mother had her pants removed and my dad had his foot inside her hairy privates. It looked like a massive afro.... I didn't understand what I was seeing at the time and when my dad noticed me he jumped up and knocked over a table. I ran from the room and that night and the next morning my parents gave me the sex talk.

In my adult life I learned that foot fucking was a thing(gross) and that a lot of women didn't bother shaving or trimming. I also realized those black hairs that I had to keep unclogging the drain at my moms house were NOT the hairs on her head!

If I see a woman unshaven down there it reminds me of that scene I walked into as such a poor innocent child.




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214,531 When my brother uses his phone it looks like someone with their belt around their arm


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214,530 Out of:

Ken Jennings
Katie Couric
Dr. Oz
and the Jeopardy Producer guy

I think the new host should be.... Dr. Oz.


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214,529 I still remember the scent of my grandmother's perfume.


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214,528 I just got kicked in the head-figuratively.  I just want to fade away and not feel this way anymore.


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214,527 I’m so sick of feeling inadequate as a woman.
I think I give up on ever being enough.
Perhaps in some way, that will become enough.

We’ll see.
Nothing else has worked.


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214,526 I follow rules really well. Tell me to wear a mask and I do it. Tell me to walk through a metal detector, no problem. Hell, tell me marriage means monogamy and I'm all in. But tell me to follow a rule that violates my rights, then I'm your worst nightmare. I'll take you to court to seek justice. Officer knocks on my door and tells me he wants to search my apartment. Um, no sir. Not without a warrant. Officer asks for my ID. No sir, If you do not suspect me of crime then I do not have to show my ID. Leave me alone. Stop harassing me. Or your pension will be mine.


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214,525 I lost my job. Company went under in the pandemic. I'm too old to be hired anywhere else. What the heck am I supposed to do? I'm screwed.


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214,523 This is weird to say, but I kind of hope the virus doesn't go away entirely. If a baseline number of cases continue to haunt us, it means people should still remain six feet apart. I am so much more comfortable in life when people keep their distance from me. I want it to continue. Stay out of my face.


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214,522 The USA has triple the number of vaccine doses it needs. On the other hand African nations only have 5% of what they need. Who the fuck are we as a nation. The term Ugly American isn't strong enough to capture our arrogance and selfishness. I'm disgusted.


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214,521 I started "seeing" someone a few months ago. I put seeing in quotes because I have never met her. We met online and communicate thru texts and phone calls. I'm sensing a few red flags with her though. First, she has googled me up and down. She found pictures of my house when it was last for sale. She asks me questions about the various antique furniture items. Kind of creepy that she is eying my furniture without me bringing it up. Second, she has googled my kids. She asks about their colleges and  whether or not they are planning on returning home after they graduate. Why is she looking at my kids? Third, and this one might be most telling, she keeps asking how much money I make.  I never tell her. I gently change the subject. But every few days she brings it up again.

It's like she wants to move in with me, but first she wants to know the antiques are authentic, and that my kids are gone from the household so she doesn't have to deal with them, and finally she wants to know I have big bucks to treat her like a queen. All this from a woman I've never met. See what I mean, lots of red flags. Aren't there any normal woman out there who just want to have a relationship where we hang out and have good conversations? Why are they instead looking to piggy back off of the guy and win the relationship lottery?



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214,520 I feel like meditating all day long.

I will find a way to sneak some in.

Easter recovery.


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214,519 i am a mom of a 13mo old. my husband and i fight often about who is doing how much parenting and when. for example. he works on sundays while i have a "regular" work schedule so I'm off. therfore I'm on baby duty until he gets home. yesterday he met us over at his familys house as we were having easter dinner outside. he fucked off and played with his new remote control car with his brother and didnt check in on me or whether i needed a break from the baby until atleast two and a half hours after he got there. im not asking for much maybw 20 min to clear my head and renew my patience with kiddo. take a short walk maybe. just not be the only one paying attention to whether hes eating rocks. i would love to just fuck off and spend time on my hobby and expect that someone else will do my main job (parenting). its frustrating. we have a good relationship otherwise. but i get down sometimes about how out of balance everything is. are other "good" relationships like this? even though you love each other and have talks about how to support each other, youre let down quite often? makes me sad.


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214,518 The one place I cant seem to focus on all the work I need to do is my office.  It's becoming a problem.


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214,517 This guy I used to talk to for years on and off called recently a few weeks ago.  We've been talking around once a week, this usually happens then he disappears.  Always saying how we will meet up and go to a motel bla bla.  a while back, he had said goodbye, then called months later saying how he wanted to meet and was anxious to call in case i was with someone.  so we talked for a few weeks and he disappeared.. again.  he would always say how "these things always end badly" meaning flings.  seemed cold and didn't wanna be hurt again, or deal with drama, so that's how i took that.  when he called this time, he told me that he had gotten involved with a woman who lives by him, it was before Covid hit.  I was doing the math, he probably stopped talking to me last time because of that.  I get it, a woman closeby will beat out someone you never met, but whatever.  So i haven't been taking it too seriously because i don't trust him, i think my feelings for him have finally left mostly, he doesn't live far he lives one state over.  Be careful with these phone/text relationships, you can catch feelings but can't compete with real people around them.  Most of the time anyway.  Think i finally outgrew him/it and am over it.  


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214,516 My ex still makes me laugh. He's a really likeable guy. I broke up with him because everything was shut down by corona virus and he told me I should stay inside and not go to the gym or anywhere else for a while. This was back in April when things were very bad. He had no right to tell me I should stay inside. I left him but I still call him. He never calls me. He's very funny and charming on the phone. He makes me laugh. Then he says he has to go and hangs up. I miss being with him. I wonder if I made a mistake leaving him. But he had no right to say I should stay inside,


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214,515 Remember how a few months ago Trump's twitter account was suspended and y'all cheered.

Some wise people said it could be a problem though if the Silicon Valley Cartel starts choosing what you are allowed to say because soon enough they will try to censor the rest of us.

Well that time has arrived. Yesterday a Republican Congresswoman tweeted, "He is risen! Happy Easter!" Her Twitter account was promptly suspended.

I guess the mega rich millennials have determined that Christianity and believing in God is fake news.


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214,514 I never ever thought I’d be in the position of wanting someone outside my relationship. I would never act on it, but I’ll suffer for the rest of my life if I don’t get to experience sex with someone other than him. It’s all I think about at work. I want to be shared by him and someone else. I want him to watch me fuck another guy. I want to watch him fuck another girl. It might make me want him more. All I know is that I just don’t have a fire for him. And I don’t think I ever will. Is there any way out of this beyond cheating or breaking up?


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214,513 I can spot a heroin user. They have black circles under their eyes.


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214,512 I haven't stepped foot in a church since my confirmation 30 something years ago.


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214,511 Yes, I snapped at you and gave you a dirty look.  You didn't do anything to deserve that.  You looked so hurt and confused.  I'm sorry and so embarrassed.  I don't know why I did it, but I thought about it.  The thing is, you are a very attractive man and you were being nice to me.  In my mind I assume that men who look like you are players, cheaters, and liars.  It's like I have this automatic reaction to think any time a man like you is nice to me he's just trying to get in my pants.  Sorry.


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214,510 Wanted to spice things up in the bedroom with a little food, and learned the hard way that there is no truth to the slogan "Only Daisy Cottage Cheese will do."


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214,509 I took a bath with the Mrs. at 8 p.m. last night, and I just got a whiff of my right armpit, and it smells like I haven't showered in days.


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214,508 /   /   For that reason, secret below, I am relieved I never procreated.


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214,507 I hate being a human being.
The ignorance amongst humans is astounding.
We will ruin everything we have; we will destroy our very planet. Nothing is protected unless it serves us and I’m sick of living because of it.


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214,506 My bf said he’d be fine having a threesome with another girl, but not another guy. I’m going to die having only slept with him. I love him, but sexually, I am desperate for cock that isn’t his.


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214,505 I just want to be used as a cum receptacle. Is that too much to ask?


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214,504 I had a butt plug in all day at work. Making sure this ass is nice and ready for his huge cock. I’m and anal sex lover! Any mans dream


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214,503 I think I’m depressed. But not stereotypically depressed. I don’t feel sad or suicidal or angry or anything. I just have no motivation and no interest in anything. I stopped showering regularly. My house is a mess. I rarely do laundry and I started wearing the same clothes for several days in a row. I have stopped cooking so I have been eating a lot of junk. Not that I have any clean cookware anyway. I used to take my kids outside every day. That has always been important to me, but now it’s just drudgery. I used to like going for walks but now I have no interest. I have no interest in playing with my kids. When they tell me things, I try really hard to show interest, but most of the time I can’t focus enough to follow what they’re saying. I’m falling behind at work. I used to go to bed at 11:00pm and now I can’t fall asleep until 1:00 or 2:00 in the morning. I’m have gained weight and I don’t care.  

All I want to do is eat junk food and read or play stupid games on my phone (I never played games on my phone until recently). I don’t even want to watch tv because I can’t focus for a whole show.

I don’t know if this is because I haven’t seen my friends or family in over six months. I only leave the house to bring my kids to and from school and go grocery shopping about once a week. Because I work from home in front of a computer all day rather than being out in the community. None of these things really significantly bothers me, but maybe it’s affecting me more than I realize. Or maybe it’s unrelated.

Objectively I know this is a problem and I need to fix it. But I don’t know how. And I don’t really care.


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214,502 I cant believe cat people let their cat poop in the house. Sure it's in a litter box, but it is still poop sitting around your house. Ultra gross.


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214,501 My father was a workaholic. Up early before I'd awake, home late, after I'd fallen asleep, even had a book he was reading behind his bible at my Bar-Mitzvah.  Now, in my mid 50's, I'm carrying on Dad's business 10 years after he has passed, and little by little, I'm making excuses to be back at my computer instead of doing all the things that I used to love, TV, Facebook, reading about my sports teams etc.  I've become a very successful Realtor with enough money to retire comfortably now, yet if my days and weekends aren't filled with work, I get depressed.  I've become addicted to getting my next sale. I've become my father.


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214,500 I slept with a woman a few years ago who told me she was separated, turned out she wasn't. I broke the physical side off but continued to chat with her from time to time. She ended up divorced and her husband blamed it on me. I tried to explain it to him but he wouldn't listen to me at all, I showed him her emails where she said she was single but he didn't care. He swore revenge.
Woke up this morning to find the convertible top on my car slashed. I checked my security cameras and low and behold it was the husband extracting his revenge.
Happy Easter dumb ass, you committed a felony.
Cops will be showing up soon to arrest you


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214,499 Good revenge techniques on someone that really deserves it? Obviously nothing that would send me to jail.



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214,498 As a kid I drank so much sour milk. We were very poor and didn't have a working refrigerator. To this day I have a knee jerk reaction when given milk. I cringe thinking any and all milk is spoiled.


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214,496 A long time ago I wished for a picture on Easter.

I never got it, and I never will.


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214,495 What are you supposed to do if you see someone you think is being trafficked? You know how on movies the older female handler has the slick back red hair with stripper style makeup and combat clothes. Accompanying a younger dark skinned woman with curly hair, short tight skirt, thigh highs with bows, wearing a coat and shoes that are definitely not matching the outfit. Well that is what I saw on the ferry the other day. I made eye contact with the redhead handler and it made her so nervous that she took a side road a couple times to get away from my car on the way out of town.

I could have said something, but what if she was doing it willingly? What if they held something over her to keep her in line? Would she even admit she needs help?

What if I was completely wrong?

Since it was on the ferry, should I call now and say something? They can track them, no?

As I sit at home unemployed, I feel like I now want to get in the business of finding our missing women.

I hate that I think she looked Native American and we are missing them. And I am also native. What did I do.. or not do?!?

They need to make more guidance widely known for how to handle this kind of thing.


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214,494 i don't like seeing pictures of myself. i don't think i'm attractive. i don't want to be reminded.


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214,493 Colleges should not allow fraternities. No good ever comes from a fraternity. All I read are bad stories. Super spreader parties, death by hazing and rapes. Never once have I heard about a frat volunteering in the local hospital cancer ward. No, frats are always associated with depravity. Breeding ground for scum. All frats should be shut down.


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214,492 There is a video out this week of a maskless man walking into a Walmart in Washington state. He tried to shoplift and then threatened to assault anyone who got in his way. One customer came to everyone's aid. He pummeled the maskless man. Gave him a good beat down. To me this avenging customer is a super hero. If he put up a Go Fund Me page, I'd easily donate $100. Everyone should. It's the least we can do for this good citizen who was looking out for all of us. There are some good people in our world. Thank you Sir.

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/walmart-shopper-subdues-maskless-man-washington-threatened-assault-customers


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214,491 On a nostalgic forum about the town where I grew up, a thread was started about our favorite teachers. I loved my teachers. They were kind and embracing. I enjoyed reading everyone's memories from those years. But one person wrote about a particular gym teacher. I started shaking. Can you believe it? I'm many decades out of school and I still shake when his name comes up. I wanted to respond to the post. I wanted to tell everyone what he did to me. If it had happened today, he would have been fired and arrested. But back then, I don't know, the adults pretended not to see the obvious. I'm told the teacher is still alive. He's in his 80s. He will die soon. I hope there is a hell. I hope he is worried.


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214,490 I saw you're going to law school. I'm happy for you, I really am. I look back fondly on the time we were together. Some of the memories we made together still make me smile. Sending love.


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214,489 I think about suicide every day. Oddly it comforts me. I feel like it's my final grasp at having control over all the bad I've tolerated in my life - to end my life.


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214,488 Everyday I hope my father in law drops dead


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214,487 I still miss my first girlfriend. I still look her up on social media from time to time. I was not a good boyfriend and in my deepest unmentioned daydreams I was a good boyfriend and we are still together. I know this is strange, I know, I know, but I still feel it, I still think it.


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214,486 I'm a failure.


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214,485 The CDC has been sending me weekly texts asking about my health since getting the first shot in the arm. Honestly my health has not been good. I’ve been pretty sick for the last three weeks. But I lie to the CDC. I tell them I feel fine. I’m afraid if I tell them the truth they will stop me from getting the second shot.


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214,484 April 13th is going to be a lot of fun.


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214,483 I love, admire, and respect all of my ex girlfriends. They all hold a part of my life and always will.  Just because our relatonship didn't workout does not mean I hate or dislike them.  Nobody is without faults. Myself included. And just because 2 people weren't able to make a relationship work doesn't mean their automatically needs to be some kind of everlasting animosity.

I honestly hope all of my exes are doing well and have happy lives.  I am still friends with some of them and I am genuinely happy for them when things are going well.  Like weddings, kids, career stuff etc.

I wish more people would think this way. Lifes too short to hate someone or dwell on something that happened between you and your ex 10 years ago.  Just live your life and be happy.  Wish the same for them.

m/34


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214,482 I hate how men wear awkward looking baseball caps with a wide flat brim. I guess they think it's gansta. But it's super dorky. They look like fools.


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214,481 Diabetes is kicking my butt. I was diagnosed a year and a half ago and It's getting worse. I can't eat anything sweet without paying a price. If I have chocolate I feel nauseated for the next few hours. God forbid I have fruit juice. I have to pee every hour for a day. It also makes me thirty as hell. I see this coming, diabetes is what's going to kill me. By the way, I haven't been able to go to the doctor for a year because of the pandemic. I have an appointment for May. I think the doctor will be shocked when he sees my blood test results. I can feel the diabetes ripping me apart. One good note, since my body no longer absorbs sugar, I have lost about 40 pounds.


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214,480 How is there still a debate as to what killed George Floyd? The cop was kneeling on the side of his neck. Whether intentionally or not he was compressing his carotid artery. When his body went limp it meant his brain was starved of oxygen. In essence, the cop put him in a sleeper hold for nearly 10 minutes. Of course he died.

If you're a physician and you didn't see that instantly you should turn in you medical license, you have no business being a doctor.


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214,478 A long time ago I had a girlfriend that would go on webcam for me if we couldn't see each other for a while. She would slowly strip for me while I talked dirty to her.  If she liked what I said a piece of clothing would come off. If not it would stay on.  The goal was to get her naked and then get her to masturbate so that I could watch and do the same.

One time I was watching her and suddenly she diappeared.  I thought the video might be lagging or something.  Then I saw her get up off of the floor laughing hysterically.  Turns out she fell out of the chair mid orgasm. It was hilarious and since it ruined her orgasm we got to start over again!  Fun times!

I had some alone time yesterday and was thinking about her/that.  Good times.  I miss being young.

I learned how to record live webcam but could never bring myself to do it.  Just didn't seem right to record something so intimate and private. And while I still agree with that notion I wish I could go back and watch it again.  Mostly just for the nostalgia.  We were 20 and so in love and just having fun.  Would love to watch her one more time.  I'm turning 35 in a few months and can still remember what it feels like to be with her.  Every intimate detail has stayed with me for 15 years.  Wonder if it is the same for her...


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214,477 The fittest most athletic guy in my high school now has a huge belly. He’s a heart attack waiting to happen. I doubt he will live to 50. I on the other hand was a skinny geek in high school. Mr. Athletic used to bully me for not being sporty. I’m still skinny. I’m still not sporty. But I am healthy. This is Karma.


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214,476 I haven’t had sex with her yet. It’s complicated. She thinks. I’m rich. I’m not. I never told her I was. But it would be shady for me to use her misunderstanding as a pathway to sex. I could tell her I’m not rich but sorry that is not any of her business. I shouldn’t have to tell my finances to start a relationship.


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214,475 There's a report out today saying 15 million doses of the J&J vaccine will be thrown out because someone messed up the ingredients.

It makes me want to cry and/or beat the crap out of whatever irresponsible oaf did this.

This is why we will ultimate lose this war. Because people are too dumb and lazy. They don't put in the effort at this critical time. They don't care if innocent people die.

I give up on humans.


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214,474 Underwear or no when wearing leggings? For me it is never, but I'm not sure if I'm in the minority on this one.


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214,473 The SUBWAY app for ordering sandwiches has to be the worst app ever created. Filled with errors. I used to think the Apple store was the worst app ever. Nope, they have been surpassed by SUBWAY.


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214,472 I have hundreds of phone numbers in my phone. Most are old clients, work contacts, people from work, restaurants, people I have met, some cousins, aunts, uncles, doctor's offices and other family members.

I'd say there are maybe 5-8 people tops that I would call  friends.  Almost none of them are people I can talk to when I am feeling down. I am very lonely.
M/50's


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214,471 I hate when I text people and they respond with K. What, I'm not important enough in your oh so important schedule, so you can't write back an entire sentence or even an entire short word like OK...?

Going forward, respond to me with K and you are off my friend list.


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214,470 I found out he cheated years ago and I’m staying. I never thought it’d be me. I can use all the excuses, like the kids, the inconvenience of moving, the loss of the house I made a home. But the fact is I’m just a dumb bitch. It’s not even about love. I can’t explain why I’m a dumb bitch. I don’t even want revenge.


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214,469 I'm not sure how to deal with it when my wife outright lies. There have been many episodes where she says terrible things to me when enraged. She tells me I'm the worst person she's ever known. She hates me. She hates every minute she is with me. She wants to cheat on me. I'm a terrible father. She can't stand being married. And so on.

I don't engage her when she says these things. I've learned not to. She is trying to be hurtful and get under my skin. I don't fight back. I simply walk away.

But by the next day I try to gently bring it up and suggest she control her emotions and not be so cruel to the man she supposedly loves.

Her response, "I never said those things."

Every time that's what she claims, that she never mouthed her hurtful words.

It's bad enough to hear her insults, but for her to spin it and lie and deny saying it, it's too much to take.

Any suggestions on how you would handle it?


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214,468 I'm 30 and married to a good man. Nevertheless,  the only reason I've stayed at my shitty job is because I have a crush on my 21 year old boss who's a sweet woman with ginger hair and green eyes.

I'm pansexual but didn't know how to acknowledge this until well into my 20s. wish I had spent my teens expressing my sexuality instead of trying to pray the gay away. I love men. I love women. I love people who have different gender identities. Everyone is SO HOT and I wish my husband would agree to an open marriage. As I know he never will, I just keep my thoughts to myself and hope my boss doesn't notice I blush at her.


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214,467 Of course I never became a father. I'm 5Ƌ" and bald. Wouldn't it be spectacularly reckless and cruel to take the chance of passing those deformities on to some poor kid? Think once in a while.


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214,464 All this energy got me up. Something in the air, good things are coming. I feel it.


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214,463 I seriously think you only came back because someone else was interested. I gave you another chance and I fear that I am just a fool. I fear that I am going to get hurt again. I fear that every time I'm almost free you will pull me back in. I love you more than I can even understand and that's why it hurts so bad. But face it......you wish I was someone else, you will never be satisfied with me and only me. If I am wrong you only have yourself to blame for putting these thoughts inside my head.


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214,462 Last year I made a couple posts about a friend who decided to go to the Sturgis motorcycle rally to bartend - while pregnant. Thankfully (and unbelievably) she didn't get COVID.

She continued to bartend throughout her pregnancy, and had a beautiful and healthy baby two months ago. But all she talked about while she was off for a few weeks was getting back behind the bar and around people, she couldn't wait.

Guess who has COVID now? Her, her husband AND her two-month old. WTF


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214,461 The movie theater here opened up about a month ago. Now they are closed again for the foreseeable future. Guess why. Just another example of businesses re-opening too soon. I wish people would stop and think. That's the problem with this country. People take it as a personal insult if they can't do whatever the heck they please. So they do things which are dangerous and get others sick. It is so avoidable. Yet here we are closing the theater again. Ridiculous.


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214,460 Chicken parmigiana with a side of baked ziti is going to be my first restaurant meal once I am fully vaccinated. I mean day 14 after the second dose, I'm going into a restaurant, first time in a year, and stuffing my face! Can't wait!


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214,459 I will be very happy when my in-laws are in the ground.


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214,458 Last night's dream:

I was in some sort of prison/holding cell type area. A lot of us from the military were there, a man was brought in but I didn't see his face. Brought him to the cell next to mine where they let the inmate(?) punch him so hard it fractured his skull.. then took the man away.. they told us they accidentally let the prisoner get too close. This happened a second time and we were told again it was an accident of those handling the man. It felt as though they were letting the prisoner get some type of retribution.

I haven't been to prison of any sort ever in my life is why this dream has stuck in my mind.


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214,457 Now firmly into middle age, I regret that my parents had me circumcised as a baby. I can tell that the head of my penis is much less sensitive than it was when I was younger. Now that I think about it, it is a barbaric practice which leads to less sensitivity over time.  I think this need to be stopped.

53/M - Jewish - Atheist.


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214,455 If people weren’t such insecure judgmental cunts who can’t seem to stop and smell the roses, the world would be a better place.
Mind yo business.


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214,454 Back in the day where it was only a few with tattoos they were unique and interesting.  Now, when everyone has them, boring and tiresome.


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214,453 My ex drives a few miles away and walks her dog in a rich neighborhood. I know what's she's doing. She's hoping to meet a wealthy man walking his dog. Yes, she's that much of a manipulator.


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214,452 After I was done peeing, a little more came out. It made my panties wet. So I took them off. Now I'm at work with no panties.


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214,450 I’m a 20 year old woman and I don’t understand why men aren’t attracted to me. I wonder if it’s me who isn’t attracted to them. But I want a boyfriend, so I should have one right? What am I doing wrong


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214,449 I was in a long-distance relationship before COVID.  I was thinking about breaking it off because he wasn't very smart and we didn't have all that much in common, but also because he was really skinny and had the sharpest hipbones you could imagine.  Seriously, they were like two knives on either side of his pelvis.  We could only have sex if I got on top, and then very, very carefully.

So then COVID happened and I couldn't see him, and gradually he drifted away from me and toward some other woman.  What a relief!  No more trying to bang a cheese grater!  I'm beyond happy to be single again.


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214,448 I love you


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214,444 I left my phone in a bathroom stall today but immediately turned back for it... Too late. This girl was already locked in there and she took it. What a fucking cunt. What the hell is wrong with people?!


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214,443 Marriage is a sad trap. People who are married are not happy 90% of the time. I don’t know anybody that is married and recommends it, with any level of honesty. Especially men, maybe some women are happy but fucking hell these dudes are fucking miserable sad shadows of who they used to be.

If you’re a miserable married man, get free bro! Do it! I did, loneliness and pain is temporary but the sanity, freedom, and joy of being an autonomous person is a lasting feeling.

Get free! Get free!!!


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214,441 I can see the signs that we aren’t going to work out but our lives are so entangled now after 8 years that I’m just going to ignore it. Full speed with the wedding.




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214,440 I've been seeing my temporary boyfriend for 13 months. Trickle down from the pandemic. I feel kinda bad about dumping him after I get vaccinated..


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214,439 The IRS changed the rules the other day on Covid related deductibles. This is March. Tens of millions of people have already filed their taxes and now must redo them. Couldn't the IRS have decided on their rule changes BEFORE the start of this tax year? Wouldn't that have made more sense?

Secret: Never file your taxes early. Always do them just before the deadline.


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214,438 I've had the worst gas for a week. What the Hell- I didn't change anything about my diet, but I'm farting like a horse and smelling like Death.


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214,437 212434, why is it a secret fling? Are one or both of you married?


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214,436 There are several stories in the news showing how two weeks after you are vaccinated with Moderna or Pfizer, you are "80% protected."

I'm not sure what this means though. Does it mean 4 out of 5 people are fully protected. And 1 out of 5 have no protection, like the vaccine didn't work on them?

Or does it means that 4 out of 5 times a vaccinated person is exposed to Covid, nothing bad happens. But if you get exposed a 5th time, you do get sick?

I wish the scientific community would clarify.


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214,435 My sister in law's profile on Facebook says she went to a particular college. It's not true. She didn't go to college at all. Sad to see she is so sensitive to this topic that she lies.


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214,434 My secret fling and I broke up yesterday. It was the nicest, most chill and friendly breakup I've ever experienced. I genuinely wish him well.

My secret is that it still stings a bit, which I knew it would, and I can't tell anyone, share my grief, or be openly sad or disappointed. And I am indeed sad our moment has passed, even if I knew all along that it was inevitable. Just like the cliche saying goes, everyone you know is fighting a battle of which you know nothing; tread lightly.  


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214,433 My husband flipped out on me for an entire day because he went through my phone. There was nothing there but I DO have nude photos of myself.
You see, I just had a boob job 7 weeks ago and I was documenting the progress.
And every woman I know has nude pics of herself on her phone. Seriously.
He flipped and told me I was lying. I couldn’t possibly be taking these without an intention of sending them to some man. He says the nature of them was definitely meant for a lover, demanded to know “who I’m sending these pictures to, and who I’m fucking.”
I disliked most of the photos. I found myself to be awkward in them, and the ones I deleted especially awkward.
I wouldn’t show them to someone I would want to attract.
I haven’t had sex with my husband since my surgery because I’ve been healing and well, sex just isn’t something I’ve thought about. So because I haven’t fucked him or been interested, and have nude photos on my phone, I must be fucking someone else? Is this a man’s logic? He won’t believe me. He called me a liar all day yesterday. He won’t let it go. He says “he knows.”
How the fuck would you handle this?
I don’t feel completely confident in my body. I don’t feel sexy. I now feel like getting breast implants was the worst decision ever if it’s done this to my marriage.
I was hoping to have sex with my husband when I was ready. I wanted it to be special. I wanted to get sexy lingerie and get a hotel and make it a date night type of thing. I’ve never felt I could wear lingerie and now I finally have the boobs to fill a bra. That’s why I didn’t just have sex with him yet. I dunno what to do. He acts like he hates me now.


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214,432 I was raised as a Catholic. Life is supposed to be a miserable, horrible, guilt-fueled grind until God flings your sad ass into Hell for eternity. I assume He laughs like a madman while he does it.

Fuck religion.


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214,431 I am attracted to her, and her husband.

--Female, early 30s


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214,430 I changed the ring tones on my phone. When friends text, it plays "Happy" by Will Pharrell:

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you

When friends call it plays the theme song from Sesame Street:

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

When me ex texts or calls, it plays the cackling cry of a wicked witch.

Makes me laugh everytime.


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214,429 The moment you tell me you believe in a literal Devil is the moment I believe you are a literal moron.


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214,428 I hate it when people "let the yellow mellow;" as in refusing to flush their urine down the toilet because they want to save water.  If i use a toilet that already has urine in it, i flush the other person's urine, i pee, i flush my own urine, and then i flush the toilet a third time out of spite.  Take that, stupid hippies.


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214,427 My ex-wife thinks that I'm going to be unhappy and guilt-ridden for the rest of my life. I've done enough soul-searching. I've done enough beating myself up. I'm starting to realize that I'm not the entire source of our breakup. In fact, I'm only about 50% of it. And I forgiven myself, and I've moved on. I've tried to better myself and I know that I have and I will just keep on working working towards being a better person everyday of my life.so, if my ex wife wants to wallow in the unhappiness of the past that's her own problem, and that's her family's problem too. I'm happy now and that's my secret but it's not a secret anymore I'm telling the whole world. I'm tired of hiding because I might have been a bad person in my past. In fact I wasn't even that bad to begin with I think that she just had me feeling like I was a bad person all the time.


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214,426 Find every breath mint in the store and meet me in the bathroom. 10 minutes or I'm starting without you!


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214,425 I don’t want sex anymore. I want good conversation.


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214,424 So sick of my husband.
My privacy is constantly invaded. Why the fuck would I want to have sex with him?


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214,423 I still insist that my husband's brain is not getting enough oxygen. He told me of a dream he had recently, in which his deceased mother was asking him if he was okay. His brain disorders are worsening and he refuses to see his neurologist and cardiologist - only his primary doc, where I would imagine he never brings up his brain damage and dementia anymore. He does not discuss with his children either, as he doesn't want them to know what's going on. He must be frightened. I know I would be. He has had chronic low blood pressure for 7 years, and in 2017 was diagnosed with bradycardia He refused a pacemaker and refuses to wear his compression stocking ordered by his cardiologist since he refused taking the med to bring up his BP. I realistically believe that he has the delusion that if his kids knew the truth, that they would no longer love and support him. I grieve every day for him. God help us all through the trauma of this pending divorce that he so badly wants, and his move to live alone - change is very hard for him and I hope and pray his kids love him more than ever with lots of patience and understanding of what the future holds for him and your roles as caregivers.


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214,422 My husband is the definition of vanilla.


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214,421 If you wear airpods during a zoom call, you look like an idiot. Big alien white things sticking perpendicular out of your ears. Straight out of a sci-fi movie. Wear headphone not airpods.


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214,420 Microsoft's spam filtering system is total bullshit. It doesn't filter crap. I can create a rule saying block any email containing the word penis. But then I still get penis emails. Like WTF Microsoft? Time for me to get a new email provider.


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214,419 I think the guilt will kill before anything else will. It eats inside you like a maggot harvesting a corpse.


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214,418 Why do you need a penis over 4" long when all the nerve endings are about 3" inches inside you ?



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214,417 I think those absurd whiners who refuse to get vaccinated because it takes away their personal freedoms... I think the truth is they are afraid to get vaccinated. They are babies fearful of a pin prick. I wish they would be more mature.


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214,416 Am I the only adult who feels like I’m a kid in an adult costume? I’m in my 40s and I have absolutely no clue what I’m doing.


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214,415 I’m trying to get a woman from a dating site to send me a nude selfie. I’ve never tried anything like this before. I’m much too respectful of women but that stance has gotten me nowhere. I’m trying to change my game and be a little more pushy. I’m curious how this might work out. She hasn’t gotten offended yet. Good sign.


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214,414 I saw the coolest thing. I was at a farm stand. An elderly man in front of me was buying a few items. When it was time to pay he futzed around in all his pants pockets and couldn't find his wallet. He became frustrated and realized he must have left it at home. He apologized and left. The young young man at the register who couldn't have been more than 18, thought for a second and then grabbed the old man's bag of fruit. He walked over to the man as he was getting in his car. He handed the fellow the bag and said with a smile, "No worries, you can pay next time you are here. Have a nice day."

It made me cry. There are good people in this world.


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214,413 I text my wife's best friend everyday. We have a good banter going. My wife is away this weekend. The friend asked what I was going to do with my time. I said I'm boring, I'm going to make banana bread. She asked if she could "come over and peel my banana."

Jaw drop.

I'm not sure how to respond, but did she just suggest what I think?

Oh boy.

Gotta think about this.



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214,412 I hope no one realizes if my bedroom shades are down during the middle of then day then I am masturbating. F


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214,410 I do not understand people who say "I cant even...."

You cant even what? That's not a complete sentence.

When someone says that I automatically think that they either dropped out of school or public education really failed them. Most likely they do not have the intelligence to form a complete sentence.

If I was someone's boss and they said something like that I'd fire them on the spot. If they cant even form a complete sentence then they cannot be depended on to complete simple tasks.

I swear people are getting dumber.


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214,408 This is like 10 years worth of a secret so forgive me for how long winded it's going to be...

I thought about you today for the first time in a very long time. Not because you aren't worth thinking about or anything like that. I have just been so fucking busy with life that I haven't really had the time to stop and think.

I haven't seen you in years. I think the last time was when we randomly bumped into each other at that concert at The Wall. I wonder if you'd even recognize me now? I am a far cry from the handsome 20 year old you used to know. I shaved my head when we dated but that was because I thought I was cool. Now I do it because I'm super fucking bald. I am still weird and funny though. So at least there is that...

I wonder if you would still like me? I wonder if I would still like you? You were always way smarter than me which was a bit intimidating. I used to google words before sending you emails/texts so I didn't spell anything wrong. Sometimes I think you could tell I was having a hard time keeping up. I was tall and could fight though. I think you kind of liked that I came up different than you. We were so different but it somehow worked. The sex was UNREAL. We were both up for everything which was fun! Remember the time you fell out of the chair?!!! Good times. You also gave me the best bj I have ever received. Seriously it was my go to spank bank memory for years lol I know our sex life faded towards the end and that it really bothered you but it wasn't because I didn't want you anymore. Turns out I had a pretty severe undiagnosed sports hernia that was causing me issues. I was just too embarrassed to say anything to you.

I always liked that our friend groups merged into one giant group. We all became good friends for a long time. I miss a lot of your friends too. They became my friends for that period of time. I think some of our friends even ended up getting together for a while.

I hate that after we broke up everyone assumed it was because I cheated on you. I can assure you I didn't. While we were together I had ZERO interest in anyone else. But reputations proceed and it was a fair assumption for people to make. I hope you didn't think that. Because I didn't. In fact I avoided hooking up with anyone for like 6 months after we broke up just in case we got back together. Thank God for that bj memory! ;)

I met your husband once. I didn't know he was your husband. Actually I'm not even sure he was your husband then. One of our mutual friends brought him out bowling with us. He and I got drunk together and had a great time. Great bowler too. Seems like a super nice guy. Wicked smart. Suits you perfectly :)

Anyway I guess I was just feeling a bit nostalgic today. I hope you're doing well. Thanks for the great memories :)






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214,407 I don't understand how Amazon workers are getting vaccinated, but my diabetic father has yet to be vaccinated. Working in a warehouse is hardly a "front line" worker. What about the people working in meat plants? Or people on the car assembly lines? Their jobs are pretty important. Still they can't get vaccinated yet. But a guy in a warehouse packing up a leash for your dog is a priority while real at-risk people get nothing?

This smells funny to me.


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214,406 I don't understand people who go through life not trying to do things well. Don't take care of your body, your home, your children, your career, your partner, your transportation, your mind, etc. I just don't get it.


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214,405 Wife's sister is getting a new IUD. She looked at me deeply when she mentioned it. Thoughts?


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214,403 I'm so sick of getting an email from my daughter's school saying a covid infected student was in the building attending classes the last few days. What the fuck is wrong with you asshole parents. You are out there partying and getting yourselves and your kids sick. Then you have the fucking audacity to send your sick kids to school so they can infect every other kid in town. You are fucking selfish assholes. I swear, if ever I find the names of these assholes parents, I'm going to punch your fucking lights out.


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214,402 People are complaining there is a new ice cream shop going in. It upsets them because the town already has an ice cream shop.

Holy cow! Take a step back people! You are complaining there will be more ice cream?

There can never be too much ice cream.


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214,401 I find most cops are immature and shouldn't be allowed to carry a gun.


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214,400 I was embarrassed for years because I couldn't get wet for sex. I figured it was stress, hormones, age. Turns out it was due to the person I was having sex with. Zero bodily reaction.


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214,399 If I looked out my attic window I get a perfect view into my neighbor's small bathroom window. She obviously doesn't realize, or at least she doesn't think anyone would be looking out my attic window.........


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214,398 Wife’s sister is stopping by in the morning.  My wife isn’t home.


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214,397 PC is going crazy again. Where I work there is a new requirement that all employees get vaccinated. I'm good with this. But there is an exception. People of color don't have to get vaccinated. The logic is that there have been incidents in our country's history where black people were used as guinea pigs in medical experiments. As part of some ill-formed reparations package black people can be exempt from a Covid vaccination.

This makes no sense to me. Covid vaccines help people. Giving black people a reason not to get vaccinated hurts them. It could even kill them. But some idiots want to spin this as somehow being positive payback for black people?

Typical corporate design by committee.


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214,396 In a marriage, where is the line of an unforgivable offense?



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214,395 I am not sure if I am settling...


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214,394 I hate the phrase "mani - pedi". If a friend asks me to go with her to get our nails done, I'll gladly participate. If she asks me to go for a mani - pedi, nope. I don't know why. It just annoys me.


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214,393 There's TV commercial that shows a bent spicy pepper and discusses the idea that a man's erect penis can be bent in unsightly ways, but not to worry, a new procedure can straighten out the defect.

Like really?  My kids have to see this? What ever happened to standards in the broadcasting world? They should not be talking about a man's erect penis and the way it bends. Do we have no boundaries anymore?


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214,392 I have no tolerance for imbeciles. What is the big difficulty with learning the proper time to use lose vs. loose?  It amazes me how many morons, many with degrees, still talk about "loosing weight" and hating to "loose."  It's people like them that are making me loose my mind!


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214,391 I'm about to tell my children I'm getting remarried. They will be okay with it. I know what will happen next though. My children will tell their mother and then I don't know exactly what will happen but it won't be good.


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214,390 I wish I had never gotten a dog. I was motivated by the pandemic. Now that things are coming to a close, I no longer want the dog.


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214,389 I still can't believe your wife licked my ass after fucking me for hours and then went home to you.

Looking back, I was a horrible person. However it was awesome


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214,388 i dreamt of her, her head was in my lap facing me and my hands on her cheeks, i said my beautiful babe and kissed her.

shes the only one for me, but this is no longer us. this is us years ago, lost in the multiverse


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214,387 Thank you for not covering up your computer's camera with a piece of masking tape.


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214,386 I have been feeling sick to my stomach for the past four days. All I could do is lay on the couch and moan. I really thought this was it, the dreaded Covid and my number was up. But today I feel much better, like 100% better. No one should have to go through this. This entire last year has me spooked. I'm like a timid cat hiding in the closet. I am so ready for this to be over.


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214,385 I suck at stock trades. These days I leave my money in a cash account that basically earns zero interest. What a waste. But between my stock picks losing money and the dishonest brokers getting me into bad investments, I have no other choice.


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214,384 Had a dream last night that I was eating and fucking my sister-in-law on the hallway floor, right up until I heard the garage door opening and I knew my wife was finally home.  Tonight, I'll be with my wife, but my drive will be fueled by memories of my dreams.


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214,383 Someone there?


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214,381 Is no one in the press going to say it - the Boulder grocery store shooter has a muslim name.


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214,380 Don't let me think the worst if the worst didn't happen. That would be plain old cruel. So did you have an affair or not?


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214,379 I don't expect sympathy from anyone for this, but it's hard watching the person you're cheating on your spouse with start dating in earnest. I know I don't have a right to say anything or any claim to my affair partner, but it hurts - and I know that within a few months, I'll be back where I was before I started seeing them.

This never happened.


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214,377 Somebody doesn't want me there.  I know it's not my fault ...


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214,376 Read a few stories of lesbian erotica, got off,then had a nice bath.


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214,375 I recently found out my ex wife has been looking at the transactions in my bank account. She knew the password from when we were together. She hasn’t touched any of the money as far as I can tell. But she admits she went in and looked to see what I’ve been up to. I don’t want to make a mountain out of a molehill. But I suspect what she’s been doing is illegal. If it happened to you, would you call the police?


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214,373 My son is white. He has my heart, my soul, he is everything to me. I can not fathom the fear the mother of a black son must live with. It breaks my heart.


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214,372 I am SO FUCKING tired of stepping in cat vomit. This will be my last fucking cat, I swear. I am OVER IT!!!


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214,371 I am SO FUCKING tired of stepping in cat vomit. This will be my last fucking cat, I swear. I am OVER IT!!!


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214,370 After three years of living here my neighbors are still total strangers to me. i wish we could be friends.


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214,369 I think less of men who bring their whole families grocery shopping during this pandemic. Leave your mother, your wife, and all three kids at home! You're going to wipe out your entire genetic lineage! If your wife complains you get the wrong kind of bread, remind her that it is literally not worth dying for. Just man up for a couple more weeks til everyone is vaccinated, then by all means clog up the checkout line to your heart's content.
43/M


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214,368 Honestly I think we'd have fewer mass shootings if we just legalized heroin and let these sad ass white people get high again. Show me a guy nodding in his sofa to some clean legal heroin and I'll show you someone who isn't causing any fucking problems.


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214,366 Dear ugly women- please leave some baby fathers for the rest of us


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214,365 Why is my mask hanging around my neck and not over my face when we pass on the hiking trail?

I had my vaccine shots in early/mid February. I’m fully vaccinated. The chances of me getting sick are very, very slim.

You haven’t been vaccinated and yet you don’t wear a mask. You’re young and you think you’re invincible.

If you were smart and wore a mask, I would cover my mouth & nose with mine as we approach each other. But you’re not.
So.... fuck you.


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214,363 Career hooker here, from a couple weeks ago. I was sad about meeting a guy as a client and being too spooked to consider asking him to just hang out normal. Well guess what? And see if he called me and wanted to do another session and so I went his house this time and we had an even better time and even better conversation. And this afternoon I texted him and asked him how his weekend was and he was responsive and we had another great  conversation! When I gathered up my nerves took a deep breath and told him that I want you she was like hanging out with him on a non-transactional basis because I dug his intelligence and enjoy his company. Do you know what? Tonight we are making dinner together at his house watching a movie and playing some games that we both like to nerd out on! He thought it would be lovely to just spend some time together and we didn’t mention any of the nuances of the last two meetings...sex or $. Even if I lose a potential regular client over at this is so exciting. It’s a risk, but I’m living and doing what I wanted to do and what everyone expected I should do. You never know where I could end up it could be something that changes our lives ever and just something way better! Even if it fizzles out earth turns into nothing or isn’t good in the end at least I took a risk and found out so I won’t have any regrets. Oh I love this


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214,362 I’m starting to feel like I’ve wasted the entire last year of my life.


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214,361 My neighbor is going to blow my cover and tel my wife about the affair I had. Why does my wife need to bully her kid???


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214,360 I keep calling my wife a conspiracy theorist but in reality I know that it’s my father who’s gone off the deep end. All the information he finds is fake and ridiculous; but I have such a need for him to be better and smarter than my wife.


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214,359 I want to quit drinking forever :( idk why it’s a problem for me.


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214,358 The silver lining of the lock down, since I've only been showering once a week, my bathroom no longer has any mold.  


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214,357 I've had enough. My kids are going back to school tomorrow. I'm done with remote learning.


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214,356 Guess what mom? You are not my friend. You were barely even my mom. As such, I fucking really really hate you. Like a lot. I may support you in your “retirement” because you didn’t plan for shit let alone think about our futures...but my secret is that when you die I will cry for a couple days to keep up appearances. I will respect your burial wishes to the letter.  As soon as the dust settles though, my life will begin and I will not even miss you. No one really will. You were simply too self centered and too entitled. Maybe once you’re gone I will find love but until then you chase it all away for me.


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214,355 Last year I made more money than I ever imagined possible and also lost my son to cancer. What's the point of anything?


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214,354 I think about him every day for the past 10 years.
He loved to hold my hand.
I’d sit with him naked under the sunshine and count butterflies and swim, but that was another life and another dream that cannot currently exist because I am married to a man who doesn’t love me like he has.
I may never have anything else but I did have his love and I do have those memories.

Do you think he thinks about me too?


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214,353 My clocks are still off by an hour. I’m so fucking lazy.


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214,352 I’m not able to drink milk anymore. It makes me want to puke. What the heck? As if life hasn’t been hard enough.


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214,351 I have a rash on my dick. I haven't had sex recently so I don't know the cause.


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214,350 I called. She said she'd call me back in a few minutes. Two days have now gone by. Guess she forgot about me.  


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214,349 Guys, learn to play bridge. You will get pussy. Older pussy, but it's still pussy.


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214,348 My boyfriend became a dick after he was promoted.


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214,347 More and more tv shows have the actors wearing masks. This doesn't work very well. I can't tell who is speaking. Did Hollywood not notice?


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214,346 You picked a fight and I gave you a fight. Now you're going to bitch about it because I got the best of you? Next round I am going to destroy your life. You made the worst mistake you can make in a fight. You underestimated your opponent. I'm going to enjoy this. I'm going to give them your financials.

I know you read this site.

Regular readers of this site should pay attention to the financial news. Soon all will be made clear.

This has nothing to do with our former president or any other political figures. Trust me, this is going to be much better. The big boys are going to war.


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214,345 A headline I read stated: "Barack Obama says pop culture teaches boys to 'excel in sports and sexual conquest". Is there something wrong with that? The point in life is to assert dominance. If I can take it, it's mine.



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214,344 I love my children but fuck they can be annoying sometimes!
Hopefully they never know I think that.

I said this once in a Mommy group I was in when the kids were younger and was judged harshly but you can’t tell me that every moment of parenthood is sunshine and rainbows.

Last time I went to that group.


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214,343 When I was 23, I started a sexual relationship. I went on the pill. It cut my sex drive in half. But the good news is that my grades improved significantly because I wasn’t thinking about sex 24/7 anymore.


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214,342 My first celebrity crush was Dorothy Hamill. Then Deborah Harry. Then Olivia Newton John. The succession makes sense when you think about the late 70's and the media that was available to us at the time. (Grease/Xanadu) Debbie Harry though is a true goddess. I can't shake that one.  


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214,341 I touched my face today. Living large.


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214,340 Bruce Jenner is our country's biggest embarrassment.


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214,339 We went out to dinner. I asked her. By the time I returned home she had sent me 23 long texts. Would you avoid a woman like her?


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214,337 It dawned on me today that It was five years ago today that I last saw you.   Once in a while I wonder how your life turned out.


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214,336 I've been trimming my own hair all year which is why I constantly wear a hat. LOL.


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214,335 I hate licorice. All my friends love it. Not me, yuck.


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214,334 Why do people argue online? No one ever changes their mind. I think people just like to fight.


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214,333 I wear a mask in the apartment because I dont trust my roommates.


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214,330 If you needed a reminder that it’s okay to get help, here it is.


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214,328 What a turn on!  I got in bed with my wife yesterday and she said: Listen carefully, as my menu options have recently changed.


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214,327 I am a moderate, left leaning democrat.
But the fucking left is about to lose me altogether.
I’m so sick of PC culture. I’m sick of language having to be so cautious and guarded so as to not offend. I’m fucking done with it.
I was called a racist and a sexist for defending the FACT that the Asian massage parlor victims were sex workers. Anyone that knows anything about Asian massage parlors knows they’re stocked with sex workers. Any parlor that says it’s 24 hours is code for prostitution.
I want these women protected and law enforcement needs to do more to manage the fact that they’re used for sex work. I’m not opposed to sex work but the MAJORITY of these women are sex trafficked. They’re working off some incredible me debt and their green cards are held by some mama San. I’m sick of the exploitation of women, especially poor women.
Apparently me stating this makes me both sexist and racist.
I am a woman. I am the daughter of an immigrant. I am first generation American.
These crazy people on the left are just as bad as these crazy evangelicals on the right who want women to have no rights at all.
The facts are the facts. Ugh.


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214,326 I am a moderate, left leaning democrat.
But the fucking left is about to lose me altogether.
I’m so sick of PC culture. I’m sick of language having to be so cautious and guarded so as to not offend. I’m fucking done with it.
I was called a racist and a sexist for defending the FACT that the Asian massage parlor victims were sex workers. Anyone that knows anything about Asian massage parlors knows they’re stocked with sex workers. Any parlor that says it’s 24 hours is code for prostitution.
I want these women protected and law enforcement needs to do more to manage the fact that they’re used for sex work. I’m not opposed to sex work but the MAJORITY of these women are sex trafficked. They’re working off some incredible me debt and their green cards are held by some mama San. I’m sick of the exploitation of women, especially poor women.
Apparently me stating this makes me both sexist and racist.
I am a woman. I am the daughter of an immigrant. I am first generation American.
These crazy people on the left are just as bad as these crazy evangelicals on the right who want women to have no rights at all.
The facts are the facts. Ugh.


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214,325 Your son bullied my autistic kid.

Get ready - I’m gonna be in your son’s nightmares. That bully is fixing to be scared shitless.

And I will spread through the school jokes about your sons weight that will sit with him for life.


If you raise a bully you should be prepared for the repercussions. You’re a shitty momma and you’re gonna pay.


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214,324 5 more weeks until I move 1000 miles away from you.
You’re like a drug. Such a wonderful high, can’t get enough of you, and a wicked come down.

I need to get away from you but god will I miss you.



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214,323 I am so embarrassed of this high school ex of mine. It is mortifying because I ran into him years later during COVID times and my now boyfriend was with me. We both had masks and it was a relief because I was so embarrassed but I pretended I didn't see him.

His mom and sister made him a bouquet of cheese burgers for his graduation. I had no standards.


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214,322 Just the thought of getting the vaccine, getting the shot..my knees are weak. I don’t think I can do this lol
Anxiety is a ho


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214,320 I've already thrown my NCAA bracket away after making mostly wrong picks.
Count it as a good thing, because I'm terrible when it comes to gambling. It holds no interest for me whatsoever. I'm like the person who drinks once or twice and gives it up completely because it made them ill. I can't throw away money like that.
Is it depressing that I'm so unlucky and wrong? Hell yeah. But I'll forget that and get drawn into it next year.


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214,319 I would fuck Mama June so hard. I bet she would ride cock like a champ. I'd eat her pussy too.

Sincerely a guy who loves very fat women who are a bit trashy.


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214,318 Got into an argument today with some conservatives on Facebook about "wokeness". I am not a conservative and really the very word "woke" is meaningless. One woman called CNN woke and I said back,"CNN is far from woke." She and the others laughed but it is true. All these cable news networks are bought and paid for and the anchors are all corporate shills working for the Capital "B" Brand. CNN,MSNBC,and FOX News. All the same just different marketing, corporate images and PR schemes. I assume a truly "woke" or socially conscious journalist would not be under contract for a capitalistic, info-tainment TV channel like that.


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214,317 I'm a little disgusted with how the "woke crowd" within the Asian community is co-opting the Atlanta murders of the Asian spa workers to describe how they themselves are being "oppressed" by the white man.  And to be honest, I'm disgusted and amused at the same time.  These young Asian women are saying how they were made fun of for their looks when they were kids.  

Look, we were ALL made fun of as kids in school.  Too tall, too short, too fat, too smart, too dumb, too nerdy, a loser family, a weird parent, whatever.  It's a fucking part of growing up because kids are cruel.  Kids will pick on other kids for whatever reason they can find.  You're no different than us white kids in that regard, okay?  

And then these young Asian women are seriously complaining at how oppressed they are because - OMG!! - so many "white guys" find them attractive and they don't know if these white guys actually like them or they're being fetishized!!  The oppression is real, folks - woke Asian women feel oppressed because some men find them attractive!

Yeah, let's compare being made fun of as kids and being found attractive to being horribly murdered by a fucking asshole who needs the death penalty.


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214,316 I found a nice guy.
Fit, tall, good looking, intelligent, refined, great conversationalist, witty, clever, amusing...smells good.
The size of his penis may be a deal breaker.


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214,313 In 10th grade, I asked the teacher, “Can I go to the bathroom?”  And that teacher responded “I don’t know.  Can you?”  He then said “You should have asked ‘may I?’”  Well, here I am nearly 40 years later, and I just emailed a buyer to ask if “I can request an update?.”  And as I proofread my email, and changed “can” to “may, ” I thought about that teacher and said to myself, “what a dick he was!”


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214,312 So I'm on this message board.  Someone starts a topic titled:  What Are Your 5 Dealbreakers When It Comes to Dating?

I listed mine: no smoking, no kids from previous relationships, no motorcycles, no overbearing relatives, no gamers.

So some dude wrote a really bitchy reply asking why I won't date gamers.  I said it's a really time consuming hobby that doesn't interest me, and I've had 2 or 3 friends who did date gamers and  all of their boyfriends turned out to be total slackers who were just using my friends for money and free maid service.  That's far too common of a situation, so no way was I going to take that risk.

This dude then EXPLODED at me.  Every misogynistic insult you could imagine, no guy would want you anyway, neener neener neener.  I said he really wasn't helping his case with this temper tantrum.  He then got about four other guys to join the board (or started four puppet accounts) and they all started shredding on me with the nastiest insults imaginable.  

Pretty soon the whole "What Are Your Dating Dealbreakers" thread got lost in the pages upon pages of invective this guy and his sock puppets were heaping on me, and the mods shut the thread down, which I think was the first time anyone's done that in the several years I've been on that board.

Okay, I've changed my mind.  I don't see gamer guys just as undesirable potential boyfriends.  Now they look like they've all got scary anger issues, and I'm really not going there now, not even as just friends.  Those guys got crazy and threatening in no time flat.




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214,311 Another word for fat and stupid: Ruth


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214,310 He stole my burner phone so I got another one. Then he put it back as it I wouldn’t notice. So now I have two burner phones. I need to leave this piece of garbage soon, this is getting ridiculous.


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214,308 My ex was trying to get me to go over.  So last year we were exes, and his other ex was around too, he was "doing nothing wrong" since he was single.  But he was telling me we'd start having kids this year.. talking about a future.  So towards the end of the year it got twisted af, he could be mean in general, but his mom died and this really messed him up.  I couldn't take his mouth so I stopped going, that's when the other girl stepped in.  So he was trying to act like me demanding that he not be with other women was crazy.. but he didn't want me with other men.  Things happened, i said enough and went on dating apps.  He knew.  Then i see his profile... he had gone on a trip with the ex, there was a pic.  Ofcourse when I confronted him he tried to turn it on me, the info literally fell in my lap lol.  If you love me, why post it online anyway??  The arrogance of some people to think not only they can do what they want but they can post it online... and when you find out it's your fault.  Anyway haven't seen him in a few months, ofcourse he acts like I owe him something and he's making it as if I wasn't there for him in his time of need.  He wants unconditional love from the ones who love him (me and the other ex girl) but true unconditional love is parent to child, it's accepting anything the person does.  That doesn't exist woman to man, sorry, and it shouldn't.  So right now is the fallout of his actions and he has a problem with it.  He's not a bad man, but I am just not dealing with that.  


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214,307 Very disturbing to me that Israel is refusing to vaccinate any Palestinians. It's abominably cruel. What kind of people are Jews? Well now we know.


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214,306 I do nothing at my job.  I spend about 40 hours a week here but most of the time I’m doing personal stuff or surfing the web.  I left my last job (making about 175k) because I was bored. And didn’t do much. At this job I make about half, which is fine, but I’m still bored.   You’d think I’d spend the time being productive.  Taking classes etc.  but no. I don’t


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214,305 I’m a 36/f and white, and just by the way things have worked out I’ve never dated outside my race in any serious sense. I’ve always had a lingering curiosity concerning black men and how dating one might differ from what I’m used to. I’ve always been open to the possibility of a relationship with a black gentleman and my handful of attempts at this over the past 10-15 years has always been too brief. Sometimes it was due to our schedules and circumstances not
Lining up enough and on a few occasions it was due to me soon discovering how incredibly volatile his mood was after he scared me plenty somehow over something trivial.  I don’t feel these deal breakers were due to race given that I’ve also met plenty of loose cannons that were white And also flew off the handle too badly at something.  My mom said “I attract crazy and controlling AA men...” conveniently forgetting the white men I’ve had a similar problem with. She then told me
That she “worries about me being out with a black guy and getting hurt or worse because I’m too trusting. Like, what the fuck man. My ma is clearly a bit out of line on her Views, and a stereotypical racist southerner all around. It pissed me the hell off!  She has even said, at a friend/family gathering of 20+...that she just found the concept of trying to kiss “such huge black lips” and “waking up to that funky smell every day” too weird and unappealing to understand. Her rude assed diatribe about it pissed off or hurt at least a
Couple of the couples there that day . So long story short, my
Mom is a racist who feels HER reasons are justifiable through her Dumb as fuck logic. She’s fucking shamefully prejudiced and to make it even harder she lives with me. I get to hear this dumb Crap from her overly chatty ass all the time.

My secret here?  I met a man somewhat recently who I just really clicked with. Been out twice, and we talk nonstop about all kinds of things. Appears to be actually single and available...AND very drawn to me as well! Gets up and goes to work and takes care of his obligations like any good man just does as a rule. We have made out a couple times and I know, just as I know my own name...that the sex will be just incredible. There’s a connection here, and gosh I just loved being wrapped up in his arms beyond any pervious hugs from others I’ve gone out with. I’m just liking it all very much! He seems like a possible long term relationship or even more!

He is also Black, as it happens to be.  This is one fella who my mom will never be permitted to spew any insulting racist crap to, or about, not even in a roundabout bitchy southern lady way where she sugarcoats her rude opinions and thinks that makes it not mean. I hope she clearly UNDERSTANDS that her horseshit and silly remarks are not welcome, funny, or “her feelings that’s she’s free to express.”  If she gives me any crap about this guy, I’m pretty sure she will not like which side I take. I hope she hates it as much as I hate her bigotry and her lack of manners. And I hope she has the common sense to keep that to herself and just shut up.


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214,304 I’m looking for a girl just like you and can’t find her.  Damnit L what the fuck happened?  Some days I feel like I understand and other days I don’t have a clue.  What is the real story about why we’re not together anymore?


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214,303 What are you hoping to find in my Instagram account you asshole?

Disappear forever please. Go back to Indiana. I hate you.


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214,302 I'm not going to worry about anything for a while.


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214,301 I am learning to understand that just because somebody is right, it doesn't mean they're allowed to have the space to be an asshole about it.  And just because you're right, it doesn't mean you get to stay in my space either.

Thank you for teaching me, but you need to leave anyway because you're still being an asshole and it's not welcome anymore.


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214,299 I'm arranging to have my college aged daughter vaccinated here in our home town. I will drive 4 hours to her college. Pick her up and bring her here. She'll get vaccinated and then I'll immediately return her to college before driving myself all the way back home. It will be 16 hours of driving for me. But I'll do whatever it takes to make her safe.


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214,298 Masako’s account now?

I know that it’s you.


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214,297 My ex is going to a big blow out St. Patty’s Day party tonight. I know in my bones she is about to get infected. She doesn’t care. I do. This is why she is calling me a loser today, because I care.


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214,296 I’m vaccinated and I am forever grateful to the scientists and government and medical staff who came together to make it happen. Much love and appreciation to all of you.


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214,295 It never ceases to blow my mind how the relationship with my sister works.
If I stopped calling and visiting, the next time she bothered to see me or talk to me would be at my fucking funeral.


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214,294 I'm very fragile.


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214,293 My husband is the least sexually adventurous person I have ever been with.


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214,292 So, it seems that Fattie is still ignoring him. Well, listen here bitch - he is her father and you have a responsibility to see to it that she has time with him. Of course, you won't, so we'll see your fat ass in court. Happy contempt of court to you!


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214,291 Look what the world has devolved into:
The vandals spray painted and covered the word "Black" on a "Black Lives Matter." sign, leaving it to read: "Lives Matter".
A County official unequivocally condemns this vandalism and the racism underlying it.


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214,289 Someone claimed a woman has two different sized boobs. Not sure I believe it. I've seen dozens. They always appeared matched to me.


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214,288 I met her once last year. We live about 500 miles apart. We have texted ever since. We have never been intimate in any form. We have never sexted.

This week she proposed to me. She even offered up a date for the wedding.

I'm flattered. But no. I will not be marrying her. Her suggestion has made things awkward. I'm not sure I should keep texting her.


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214,287 How many fake IG accounts do you have?!?!

You’re pathetic. Just like your dad and his sad imprisoned dog.


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214,286 This is going to be a long year and a half...


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214,285 What on Earth is wrong with me?

I'm sitting in class, and the stuff that the teacher is talking about it's hitting my head, yet I'm doing other things rather than actively "participating" like the other students. There's 1,000 things I have to do and don't care if they get done; that's not like me!

Where have I gone wrong?


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214,284 Dating nowadays is so ugh.  So many people just dating around, i understand, how else are you going to find the person you want.  Or for the others, they are single and having a lot of fun, nothing wrong with that.  But It makes me so anxious and nervous, does he like me, does he not like me, did i say something wrong, does he like someone else better?
Sometimes when I go on a date and I'm really nervous and like someone i say things that make me seem not so smart.  Not to mention, instagram, snapchat, etc,  ways for people to look at and keep in touch with exes.  Such a messed up time to be dating if you want something real..


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214,283 Do guys like having their asses licked? Is that like a thing now? Not judging just curious.


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214,282 I like to fix things. I’m pretty good with bringing old junk engines back to life. With broken people though I’m not so good.


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214,281 I like to believe that in another life, under a more appropriate scenario, we would totally jump each other's bones. Not to say that life isn't just fine the way it is. I would be lost if my life changed now. So our quick glances and silly smirks are quite fine at that. When you stopped by this morning to pick up the car- wow! Fresh out of the shower wearing that outfit. SCRUMPTIOUS lol


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214,280 I refuse to let the alcoholics in my family take up any more space in my head rent free. Let go with love used to be some kind of fairytale/tree-hugging b.s. I couldn’t grasp.

Now, it’s good luck Chuck, but I won’t let you speak to me this way anymore, treat me like shit on the bottom of your shoe and be your whipping post for your temper tantrums. I love you, I do not like you. You turn into an abusive dick when you drink, just like your dad did.

I had to learn the hard way the consequences of my actions, perhaps it’s time you do too. Surprise, surprise; this just in, people don’t like to be treated like shit, even the people you share DNA with.

None of your money or material shit is worth anything to me. Fun experiences with you, memories or a shared laugh were once worth everything. I don’t care who or what you leave your crap to, I am just looking to save my sanity, energy and love for people who don’t take it for granted. It breaks my heart the way you abuse your health and choose to “exist” rather than “live” your life.

It’s not that I don’t love you, I just love me more.


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214,279 You hate hearing about the vaccine because you know that your family is stupid and fat and won’t protect themselves.

They’re going to get sick because they are stupid. Fat minima is trying to stomp out your relatives.

Maybe just be glad that you’re the black sheep of the family - the only one smart enough to get a vaccine.


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214,278 Life is becoming increasingly more difficult. I’m so exhausted.


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214,277 I'm trying so hard to not let alcohol end us.. I'm so scared of losing you.


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214,276 I'm trying so hard to not let alcohol end us..


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214,274 Boycott Myrtle Beach!


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214,273 I'm terrified, petrified, SO SCARED to tell her that I love her! But I don't want one of us to die and regret that. I wish she would say it first. Eeeeek


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214,272 Why has no individual been identified as the inventor of the vaccine? I want to know who this person is. He/She should go down in history as the person who saved the world. There should be schools and hospitals and baseball stadiums named after this person. News reporters should be all over this.


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214,271 Nobody Really Cares About Anything But Money.


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214,269 Prove me wrong.  Please prove me wrong..


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214,268 My health insurance company forces me to change my password every month. Umm, that means when I log in once a month to pay the premium, my password is invalid and I need to come up with a new one. It has become much too tedious to deal with them anymore. I'm changing to a new provider. But how dumb. The sales department of their insurance company works hard to get customers. The IT department tries their best to lose the customers.


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214,267 Viggo Mortensen in Captain Fantastic is hotter than ever. I thought I wanted a piece of Strider, twenty years later, turns out it is Captain Fantastic that I’d like to ride off into the sunset. That beard, those smiling eyes, his hair in this movie. Omfg, I was born in the wrong generation, guys are so damn hot all scruffy.


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214,265 Julie, text me and let’s plan a time to hookup. The 27th would be a good day


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214,264 My children think I'm overly cautious about Covid-19. My concerns 'embarrass them' and have 'ruined their lives'.

I'm feeling pretty low about this. Everything I do I do to keep my kids safe, and me safe too. The quarantining of the groceries and mail, washing down surfaces, outfitting them with a new mask everyday and insisting the mask be worn, choosing the remote schooling option. A thank you from them might be nice. But instead all I get is their resentment towards me. This wounds me. I'm starting to feel resentment towards them. I feel myself pulling away. I cared for them and they couldn't care less. I always thought we'd be a family that lasted a lifetime, that we'd always be a part of each other's existence. But I think I might let that dream go. They can go back to school tomorrow. Funny thing is, the high school is empty because all the other parents have also kept their kids home. In reality classes have only one or two students. But fine, they can go back to school tomorrow thinking it will be heaven on earth, but they will be shuffling around the hallways by themselves. And without the deep affection I once had for them.



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214,263 I love watching pimple popping videos. Especially when a blackhead comes out and leaves an obvious open pore.


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214,262 Does love not matter anymore? Is it all about what you can get from your "partner"?

I made a great living. I gave my wife of 20 years everything. I retired and asked her to tone down her spending to reasonable levels. No more spur of the moment three day weekends to Paris with her friends. You know what happened next? She divorced me. I said, "What? I love you. We've always gotten along well." She laughed and now we are divorced.

I'm more than disappointed in the entire idea of relationships. Flying solo from now on.


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214,261 The damage I took in childhood makes women think less of me.


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214,258 I'm feeling sorry for myself just now. Sometimes I acknowledge the loneliness and hard road ahead. Yes I know be determined be strong chin up, yes I get it. But dang this thing is heavy. A helping hand would be nice just about now. A safe place to cry would be nice too.


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214,256 Last night I went to bed wearing a t-shirt. When I woke up this morning, my t-shirt was on inside out and backwards. I have no memory of how that happened. I find this unsettling.


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214,255 I haven’t had sex in 2 months.
Whatever.


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214,254 To turn off my iphone I press the top button on the right side of the case.

To turn on Siri I press the top button on the right side of the case.

Am I the only one who sees the problem with this ridiculously dumb arrangement?




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214,253 I love my wife, I really do......but I’m already sick of so many things....


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214,252 It was never going to work.


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214,251 My observation: Every pussy tastes different.


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214,250 My sister in law is not attractive. She is the only one who doesn't know she is ugly. I'm not sure this is a good thing or bad thing. I supposed it's good for her self esteem to think she is a beauty. It gives her confidence. But it's bad in that she sets her sites on extremely good looking men. She hasn't got a chance with them. Sad to see her constantly stumble on this and still she doesn't get what the problem is.


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214,247 You make me so fucking happy.
I hope I don’t mess this up.



....I’m probably going to mess it up.


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214,246 In this past year I’ve noticed this odd thing when registering for anything official online.  I’m supposed to check a box saying that either I’m Hispanic or Not Hispanic.

Why is this being asked? And why are these the only two choices? They don’t care if we are Asian, or African, or Eastern European - no, just whether or not we are Hispanic.

Why? The very question rings of racism as if they are singling out Hispanic people.


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214,244 I am easily distracted by the truth.


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214,243 I think my ex-wife has found a new love interest - a woman. I didn't see that coming, but okay, it would explain a lot.


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214,242 I'm Not Going To Kill Myself.


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214,241 Life is better with Jello!


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214,240 Boyfriend's daughter has been alienated by his hefty ex, who is a big fat bitch. She illegally accessed his email for years, filled the daughter's head with hate, and now the daughter hates her dad. I'm hoping one day that the daughter will see through her mother's narcissism. It has broken my boyfriend's hear that his daughter hates him. Family court is a joke.


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214,237 Loud cars should be illegal.


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214,236 I don't wish bad on anyone. I certainly don't want anyone to get sick. But I have a facebook friend. He's in favor of one particular politician, you know the one. He makes endless posts about the virus being overblown. He called it an election ploy. A hoax. Fake news.

Today he posted from the COVID ward of the hospital. He's in pretty bad shape.

I wish he weren't sick. But at the same time I wish we wasn't such a dick. Karma is real. Don't mess with it.


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214,235 My hubby has no appetite for risk. He does everything as cautiously as possible. He drives the speed limit He won't invest in stocks, only CDs. When we go out he orders the same thing from the menu every time because he knows it will taste okay. You could imagine how he behaved during the shutdown. Don't go out. Wash your hands. Gargle with mouthwash. Don't touch the mail. No one can come over. I've had enough. I swear either he has to change or I have to leave.


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214,234 Wow, that is a kick in the head. I just slept for about 12 hours and feel like I could sleep for 12 more. I woke up in the middle of the night shivering even though I was under three blankets and it's not even cold weather here. The vaccine is the real deal. It's everything I was warned about. I'm not whining. Not a bit. It's just interesting to see the science of it all.


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214,233 My 61 year old mother who is overweight and has gray hair spent the last few days in the hospital due to anorexia. Her life has been marked by serious health problems caused by restrictive eating, but she insists that she can’t be anorexic because she isn’t thin. She could lose her kidney. People really need to open their minds and understand mental illness can look very different from what you think


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214,229 My good friend Chris died this morning. His father says it was a drug overdose but I think it was an intentional one. He was about to go to jail for a long stretch and I think he decided he wasn’t going back. I didn’t think he would take his own life, but alas he did. I miss the Chris that was not all bad off on drugs. I love ya buddy, the world will not be the same for me without you in it :(


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214,228 Ruth ate herself into her underlying condition.

She’s gonna eat herself to death and so is your dad. Stupidest folks I’ve ever met.


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214,227 The person who quit there job here. I am finally on the road and drove for 16 hours today. This week has been an experience and now it is time to allow myself to heal from a broken heart and find me again. Let the journey continue.


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214,226 I should have used my looks to get a richer husband.


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214,225 Tide detergent has an ad featuring a white lesbian couple. I'm so sick of this politically correct crap. Stop shoving people's twisted sexuality in my face. Good job ad agency. I will not buy Tide anymore.


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214,224 I fucked a stranger. I haven't felt this wanted/sexy/turned on in years

Married


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214,223 Will you change anything about your life once the pandemic is over? Or will you go back to your life style before the troubles began?

I imagine there will be many guys who buy themselves a Porsche, ditch the wife and live it up - realizing they came close to death.


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214,220 Bucketlist, another one checked off . Ate out a woman with tattoos of ribbons on the back of her legs!


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214,219 E,

In 2013 I fell in love with you the moment I met you.  It was instant. Your shoulder length black hair.  Your green eyes and green army coat. You were so adorably awkward. Nothing after that mattered.

I gave up everything to be with you.  It was worth it.  You are the best friend I have ever had.  My soulmate.

In 2016 I could feel you slipping away.  I guess eventually a 9 year age gap will do that. I weighed my options.  I decided that you would be happier and live a much fuller life without me.  You could go to University down south like you wanted.  You could be young and meet new people. Have a fresh start away from your family that always kept you down. I knew what I had to do.  It wasn't an easy choice.  I wanted to be selfish.  But it was the only choice.

Here we are in 2021.  Its been a year since we spoke. We stayed friends for a long time but eventually that faded (for you). I waited months to send you that text.  All I needed was an excuse. Yesterday was your birthday so I shot my shot. And I got my answer.

The last 4 years have been hell for me.  Every waking moment is just the same thing. But I kept telling myself as long as you were happy it would all be worth it.  And you are.  At least it seems that way.

Meeting and being with you changed the course of my life forever.  I am now 2 different people. The person on the inside.  The person that was with you.  And the person on the outside.  The one that everyone sees.

I am happy.  I am blessed with a great life.  It's more than I could have ever hoped for. But every morning when I wake up there is a ten second period where I realize where I am and what happened and the world ends for me once again. Then I get up and everything is a bit better.  

Just know that I will always love you and you will always be my best friend. I know you hate it when I say that but its true.

T.




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214,218 I've been thinking back to my time with Michelle and can't decide if she was taking me or I wasn't standing up for myself properly


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214,216 I think I'm in love with a girl called Grainne
I need to keep it quiet but I'm going to cosy up to her on Facebook.


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214,215 I get vaccinated tomorrow. I don't want to tell anyone. I feel a little guilty. I'll keep it to myself.


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214,214 I dislike people who are overly concerned about their pillow. Just use any pillow and stop your whining already.


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214,213 Piers Morgan is such a fucking asshole. He knows that Meghan Markle is lying about having suicidal thoughts? What is that based on? He rubbed his fat belly and could tell what was in her head?

What a goddamned shithead. He's an embarrassment to all of Britain. He's their Trump.


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214,211 Post pandemic I think there should be a sort of war crimes tribunal where all the mask-less troublemakers get put on trial and banished from society.


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214,210 I just want peace.


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214,209 I have so much to do, idk where to start. want to close my laptop and ignore it all. If only.


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214,208 I'm staring with fascination at Andrew Cuomo's situation. The premise seems to be that he makes passes at women, therefore he should be fired.

But he's single. Aren't single men supposed to show interest in women? Isn't that the way it should work?

You know what I think? The rats could no longer take bites out of Trump, so they are going after Cuomo as their next target. They are forgetting they are eating their own kind.


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214,207 I went to a large popular drugstore chain's website and tried to get an appointment for the vaccine. They had nothing available, but said try later. So I hit hit refresh about a dozen times over the next hour.

You know what they did? They banned me from their website. I guess hitting refresh a dozen times in a single hour offended them. I guess me being high risk and not wanting to die offended them. Sorry, but that was such an asshole thing for them to do.

I will never shop there again.


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214,206 So Chubbs took a pic of their daughter at her volley ball game. OMG does she have an unfortunate body. Chubby legs that rub together, thick ankles and an awful singing voice. Now, I don't care if others are fat (I've struggled with my weight too) but because she has been a spoiled brat with her dad and won't talk to him, and has been very rude to me, I can secretly enjoy seeing her very obvious flaws.

No matter how smart she is, her thighs will always rub together - she just has those type of legs - like her fat mother. No matter how much she wants to be a leader, she will never be a good singer - not born with a singer's voice. Very cringey to watch and hear her sing in public. She's one of these know-it-all fat high school bitches trying hard to be popular but inside is a very insecure and hateful girl.


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214,204 Well, I should have known better - tried to talk to my husband who has been "working" out in his workshop/barn all day. He is too damned drunk this time of day (4:30 p.m.) to even make sense of my attempt to carry on a conversation about 2 accounts - 1 Amazon and 1 E-Bay. None of his responses to my simple, short questions on these 2 issues make much sense. No sense in wasting my time and energy, so will approach him some late morning when he is awake fully and sober. Ugh! (Scariest part is that he left this afternoon to go over to another town to borrow his son-in-law's SUV. I sure hope they know that he is drinking again, and more than ever lately. He went 7 years without drinking, that I know of anyway. He chose to self-medicate himself.) God, help them all.


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214,202 I can sign up to get the vaccine. But I would have to drive an hour and a half to get it then an hour and a half home. Twice to get both doses. Or I could wait until April and get it in my own city. It might be unwise, but I’m going to go with the latter.


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214,200 I'm wearing my vaccination outfit, a short sleeved shirt. I'm on a waiting list for today's leftover doses. I'm ready in case I get the call and have to dash over there. Dressed for success!


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214,199 Now that the virus is starting to calm down and come under control, the media is in need of a new exaggerated story. Right on cue today's headline says lung cancer is the number one killer in America. Do we get it yet? The media makes things up to cause panic - people then want to read more - meaning the media makes more money.

The media's lies should be illegal. It's like yelling fire in a movie theater.


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214,198 This vaccine rollout sucks. I'm supposed to hit refresh a thousand times a day on my screen and hope to get lucky? Who thought of this plan?


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214,197 You see us as weak, we see you as stupid.

You value physical strength, we value intelligence.

masks, vaccines, etc.

Evolution seems to value intelligence over physical strength as well. It makes sense that the folks not understanding this don’t believe in evolution.


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214,196 Men need to do better than threatening women for refusing advances


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214,195 I never understand people who are homophobic and anti-LGBT but are fans of celebrities who are in that community like Ellen Degeneres. Watching their tv shows and films or buying their products and supporting their fame and brand in general. Yet, saying the most awful ,prejudiced and hateful things about LGBT people. Or getting visibly upset and saying mean things about hearing of somebody coming out of the closet (celebrities/public figures included in this part).


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214,192 I started personal shopping for people recently, and it has really helped me feel more connected. I used to feel negative energy from everyone, probably because I automatically assume everyone’s a jerk..but starting this job has made me realize we’re all just human, and each of us are battling different things, or simply just living their lives..just like you and I. We’re all just living.


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214,191 I have vaccine envy.


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214,190 Two positive side effects of the pandemic. Over this past year I've learned to cook myself exquisite meals. They are delicious! A necessity because I can't go out to restaurants.

The second thing, I've become very skilled at masturbation. Again a necessity because I can't date men during a pandemic.

Two silver linings to the chaos of 2020.


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214,189 I know a secret. I was out for a hike. The trail is on the border between my town and the next town. As I finished the hike, a school bus pulled up. A kid got out. Weird place for a kid to get out. There are no houses at that location. The kid hopped into a white SUV which was parked in the hiking trail parking lot. The SUV then drove off towards the next town. In and of itself not a big deal.

A few days later I was hiking the same trail at the same time. School bus pulled up. Same kid gets out and hops in the same white SUV. They again head to the next town. Weird.

Over the next month it happened every time I was there as the bus pulled up.

I thought what the hell, I'll play amateur detective. One day I followed them.

They drove a few miles on the back roads in the other town and pulled into a driveway. I made note of the street number.

That night I did a reverse lookup of the address. I found who lives there. I also found they used to live in my town but moved out a year earlier.

I figure this is what's going on. They lived in my town. They sold their house and moved to the next town. That town has terrible schools. My town has great schools. So they decided to keep their kid in the schools here by failing to inform anyone they moved. It's theft in a way. They are getting free schooling here without paying taxes.

I'm not a douche. So I'm not blabbing it to anyone. But it confirms to me that people are inherently dishonest.


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214,188 So, everyone in my business, meaning my clients, has taken the last year off and not wanted to do anything. Now, all of a sudden, they want their work done and not now, but RIGHT NOW. Orders for product and consulting time are coming in left and right.  I can’t be the only one experiencing this, the economy will be booming soon as all of this cycles through.


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214,187 I still think China is responsible. Too coincidental to have a lab in Wuhan studying corona virus. I know it offends the pc crowd, but the facts are the facts.


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214,186 I did it!  I quit my job this morning and this weekend I will be on the road finding me again....  


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214,185 I haven't cum in four days.  My wife hasn't had sex with me in 10 years.  To top it off, she tried blaming something on me that we both knew was her fault.  Fuck it, I'm going to fuck a hooker this afternoon.


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214,184 The newspaper posted a picture of the social services food pantry. I have more food in my pantry than they do. Way more. When I get the vaccine and can once again shop in stores, I'm going to donate all my pantry food to their pantry. They are going to be very surprised. It's enough to fill a small store.


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214,183 The best thing I learned from my parents is how not to parent.


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214,182 Ripped jeans are back in fashion. I think it’s the silliest fashion ever.


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214,181 Whitening strips hurt my teeth. It’s like the bleach seeps under the fillings and touches the nerves. Makes my teeth ache for a week.


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214,180 I can always lose weight.  You're going to be stuck with that face, voice, body, and personality forever.


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214,179 My wife gives the worst back rubs.  On the bright side,  she gives amazing blow jobs!


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214,178 I was really hoping the coronavirus would end humanity.

Still praying a variant gets us.


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214,177 I put aside my first stimulus check for getting that rotten power pole near my bedroom window (with the heavy transformer and expensive meter attached) removed and the power placed underground. It will then be down next to the gravel road and the 2 power lines will no longer be draping across the driveway. The power company offered to replace the pole for free, but it is very important to be rid of that mess in the side yard and make things safer.. My divorce lawyer said I cannot spend any monies on such "improvements" until after the divorce. I personally feel it is a health and safety issue, but with these spring winds, lightning, and storms, the power company may still have to take care of replacing the pole. I just hate to have to see them spend all that time, effort and money that could be avoided. Oh, if it just doesn't come tumbling down on the house or  2 beautiful trees nearby. Holding my breath . . . .


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214,176 So it's not so much that women like assholes.  Yea we like confidence and a lot of women like arrogance they just won't admit it.  The assholes are persistent.  I've liked really nice sweet guys who are just all over the place keeping it light and who lose interest or who meet someone else, or so I assume. Then there are guys who are jerky who i try to stay away from, but they keep calling and giving attention.  So women will go to the one who gives attention.  


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214,175 I’ve been in a relationship with the same person for many years. They are the only person I’ve ever slept with. I wish I’d slept with many more people. I could never, ever cheat. And they aren’t open to experimenting with other people either. Sometimes I feel truly hopeless about it.


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214,173 I think Finnish is one of the sexiest languages I’ve ever heard.


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214,172 Text conversations give me a headache. The response time is slow because of the typing. Talking is much faster. So while waiting for my response, the other person brings up a new point. Inevitably two separate conversations threads are in progress at the same time. There should be a rule. One thread only.


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214,171 I don't mind tax season. The one and only perk of being unemployed. - no income means no taxes.


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214,170 Looking back, I think I could have done the next-door neighbor. A mother of 2 kids both off to college and her husband was often not there. As a part time job, I shoveled the snow, mow the grass and all of that around the house. If I was more aware back then I am sure I could have pushed that along to bed. However my naive 17 year old self could not.


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214,169 I have a friend who eagerly wanted to get vaccinated. His age group wasn’t on the schedule yet though. So he volunteered to help at a vaccination center. As part of the process they vaccinated him. Then he dropped out of the volunteer position. Voila he was vaccinated. Sound like great plan to game the system, except I will now cross him off my friend list. If nothing else this scourge has taught me so much about the people I know.


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214,168 A friend has offered to meet up with me for crazy sex. She’s married. I’m not —- not anymore. She’s bored. I’m lonely. The stars are aligning just right.


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214,167 I long to eat with my hands again. To touch food with my fingers and plop it in my mouth. To lick the errant gravy as it drips down my thumb. Be gone virus, I’ve got some living to do.


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214,166 My boyfriend left me on my birthday


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214,165 I am a career hooker. Indoor Cat, and paid well for the past 17 of 20 years. It’s mostly a pretty okay or fun day in my life, and I never feel I am throwing  my life away or selling myself short or destroying my dignity. Seriously, I just never took that soul hit that the societal stigma invites any hooker to just take.

HOWEVER, sometimes I do have one big regret about it that sucks when it presents. Yesterday, had a booking with a client who was just so COMPATIBLE with me, we had actual chemistry, and the physical part was hot... he wasn’t like magazine hot but his inner beauty shone through and I really dig the fact that he exists! And my only Deep regret about this part of my life is the times when on occasion I meet a person, as my client, who I wish and ache to have met in real world circumstances instead. Love and clients of that type never seem to mix, like EVER. But this guy is EXACTLY the person who I feel I could easy never live without.

Only one regret in my whole venture, but it’s a deep cut  Colin will never see me as anything but some broken chick who must be kept out of his actual life. Just an escort. Some bimbo who could not really love like whole people can. Fuck my life sometimes:///


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214,162 We have always filed jointly as a married couple. We got federal refunds most every time and minimal state taxes due, off and on. Smart, even according to the tax preparers, as can save a huge amount of money each year.  A few years back though, without saying anything to me before we went together to have our taxes figured, low and behold he had sold some of his stock (non-marital) for one of his kids.  Problem was, his youngest son that takes care of that for him only took out 10% for taxes, so of course we were told to pay over $4,000.00 that year -  the tax preparer realized I knew nothing about it and she told him that is a must nowadays to take out at least 20-25% when selling stock -  she was not happy with him -  the money came out of our household budget monies, instead of his own non-marital savings account.  I was never to see the new flooring for the kitchen and DR, nor the radon ventilation system for the house (the kit level from EPA lab said was high - found that he had thrown it in the trash, in hopes I wouldn't press the issue to go ahead and have checked by a professional with a meter, and most likely a ventilation system. There are other upkeep and repair issues around here, but if he doesn't think necessary then it just hasn't been done. Jerk!


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214,161 When I was 15, I made out with a 21 year old guy at a party at my house. Every time I drink at my house, I think about how exciting that was and how horny it made me. I thought it was funny when I learned he’s marrying someone I graduated high school with. This happened 10 whole years ago. I can’t even believe it.


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214,160 You and your cronies are amazingly horrible human beings. I know you read these secrets. This one is about you.


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214,159 I can whiten my teeth (and will) but you can’t change your voice. I felt like I was listening to a teenager. Too bad you couldn’t be open and honest like you made yourself out to be...


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214,158 After 352 days being apart due to the pandemic, my lover and I both got the vaccine, waited the recommended time, and got together.

I know it was a risk, we both work in very high risk for COVID jobs and it’s amazing we haven’t caught COVID yet but it was getting to the point where you would do anything to feel that persons touch.

I used to think it was wrong.  We’re both married to other people and we love those people. We both have kids (some are even adult kids). We’ve been very careful the whole time not to get caught or give away anything. Previous to the pandemic we would meet once a week unless one of us was out of town. Occasionally we would meet for lunch in one of the hospital cafeterias or a park nearby. A few times a year we have taken off on the same day and spent it together.

It’s been going on for over a decade. No one has ever mentioned love but this year apart made me realize that I do love them and I’m absolutely terrified of ruining my family, their family, and what we have going on.

So I just kept it to myself.


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214,157 Yesterday marked 1 full year of me being isolated. I'm numb to it. I get vaccinated in a week. I'm not sure what comes next. I'm not sure I want to stop isolating.


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214,156 Fat Ruth is at it again. You’ll never see your grandkids you stupid piece of garbage.

You’re a huge example of why white trash teen moms are a blithe on society. You’re disgusting Ruth. I bet that you eat yourself to death with your selfish gluttonous attitude. It’s all about YOU Ruth. Sooooooo gross!!!


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214,154 At what point do I stop thinking of myself as a kid, as the default. 50s? 60s?


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214,153 Sometimes after I have a really bad migraine, my vision gets very... vivid. Like colours are brighter and everything is a little sharper. And I feel a little euphoric. Like I’m slightly high. It’s weird.


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214,152 My husband occasionally has a few edibles on weekends.  When it kicks in, about an hour after he has one, he goes up to me and does a little "It's kicked in, I'm high" dance.

Yeah.  He's high, and he does a little dance.

FUNNIEST. THING. EVER.

Precious.  PRECIOUS!


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214,150 Montana is the only state where it's legal to text while driving.


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214,149 That brat will never have two things that she desperately wants:

1) slender thighs that don't rub together
2) a professional singing voice - I don't have one either, but I wonder if she realizes how cringy it is when she sings at choir events - soooo bad and embarrassing.

She's horrible to her father, just as her obese mother has taught her. I try to be neutral, but she's just a disrespectful, self-righteous snowflake.




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214,148 People should take me as I am, or let me go.


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214,147 Apparently this is a secret to you, but STOP TALKING SO MUCH. Actually listen to what is being said instead of jumping to conclusions and making generalizations. Trust that other people also know what they're talking about sometimes and that you don't know it all. Accept that the world is not black and white and there are shades of gray everywhere.

To be honest, these traits are why you haven't been able to get a job in 7 years and you're the only person I know in his 40's who has never had a serious girlfriend. People don't like insufferable know-it-alls who constantly jump to conclusions and make being correct a competition. Yeah, we get it, you're smart. But you're not the only smart person in existence. I dunno, maybe if you change now, you'll still have a shot at a relationship, career, and reconnecting with people who were once your friends. But I also kinda think it's too late for you.


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214,146 I stashed some ETH away.

Nobody Loves me, but I love myself.

So I guess I'll be fine.


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214,144 There doesn’t exist a partner that wouldn’t think twice about cheating on you when you’re out of sight/out of mind.
You think your marriage isn’t like that.
You think you’re special.
You think your partner couldn’t possibly do that to you.

You’re wrong.

Every single time, every single one of you...is wrong.


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214,143 I will be embarking on a journey of finding myself within two weeks. I cannot wait. For once I am being selfish enough to find me.


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214,142 My partner does not and never will respect me. I can't even believe it...openly rolling their eyes at me...
I want to stop breathing. I have nobody else.


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214,141 I grew up kind of white trash. Secretly white trash. We looked more comfortable than what most would consider trashy and we were a bilingual household, but we were white trash. I grew up on lots of cheap ethnic food that my friends thought was expensive, but I knew it wasn't. I still eat everything I grew up with. Maybe I'll always be white trash.


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214,140 I suspect Meghan Markle will have an “accident” and end up dead. Princess Diana spoke up against Buckingham Palace and looked what happened to her.


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214,139 She really doesn't want me.


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214,136 I was going to tell you how to simply turn on and off the licensing so you can have it installed on multiple computers and just move it from one to another as you need. Takes about 15 seconds to do. But you were such a prick to me earlier I just said you needed to buy the additional license. That was yesterday, I see the order coming through today. A little humility and niceness would have saved you $4800.


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214,134 it's the smallest of things that I miss about you... like that nail at the window seat. it never leaves because it's real. real things last. that is all I know. that is all I knew way back. too many longs ago.


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214,133 It was a good night. I fucked my sexy older cougar , then when she left, I met my sexy younger cuban.


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214,132 So now Dr. Seuss is banned. He drew Chinese men with slanty eyes and chopsticks.

But don't Asian men have slanty eyes? Don't they use chopsticks? Why is then wrong for anyone to depict them as such?

Aren't Americans often shown wearing cowboy hats? Should this be considered a racist insult?


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214,131 He tried to change my password on my slack account. You are so pathetic husband.




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214,130 I cleaned my apartment on Valentine’s Day because someone was coming over. I also took a shower and got all dolled up. After my shower I put the mop and bucket in the shower just to get it out of sight.

Today I peeked behind the shower curtain and there was the mop and bucket, which means I haven’t taken a shower in the last 17 days. Oh dear.


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214,129 I have had so many people lying to me over this past weeks it makes my head spin. The love of my life was lying, and his words never met with his actions. I am heartbroken. A couple of friends lied and they should be talking to one another and not use me. But hey I am the door Matt. Just over this shit. Just over it.


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214,128 Really annoying how TV commercials are louder than the TV shows. I keep changing the volume up and down. Watching TV shouldn't be so much work.


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214,127 We live in a rural area and have 2 doors on the front of this earth contact. None of the neighbors can see the front of our house. When we moved here several years ago, both doors had a lot of glass, and one was replaced with a solid door with a very small window near the top. (He would never allow a storm door with a screen panel for fresh air, added security, and light for that front hallway). I looked and looked for 2 years on a FB Swap for a preowned solid door with NO glass. I finally found one locally, complete with nearly new deadbolt, and other items. It wasn't quite going to work like I wanted, as I wanted this 2nd door to swing out for added security. I put it out in our enclosed trailer, until I could gather hired help to get this done. I ended up taking it out of the trailer, as he asked me to empty items out of that trailer so he could help his daughter to move. It was put out in the barn, but he never put it back in the trailer when they didn't need the emptied trailer after all. I was having sciatica problems at that time and unable to lift it by myself. Before I know it, I found the door missing from the barn, and NOT back in the trailer. I questioned my husband and he replied, "It was in my way, so I donated it to the thrift store". Grrrr! This door was only a few years old and rarely used by prior owner. I paid $75.00 because it had been well cared for. To buy one new like this one would run $800 -1,000. He claims he will buy me another. Ha! My gut tells me he gave it to one of his family members that are building on a farm they bought. We live on retirement incomes, and this family member makes 6 figures. I am so tired of all the lies. If he had just asked . . . .


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214,126 I find it’s too much work to read a book. I’ll wait for the movie . If the book is never made into a movie, then the book must not have been any good.


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214,125 I sure hope and pray that my husband's DIL knows what she is in for when he moves in. My first advice would be to do a telehealth with his primary doctor for some direction in caring for his serious health issues. I would not take the word of anyone else in the family. Also, send for ALL his health records from primary doctor, all neurologists, neurosurgeon, and his cardiologist. They will not keep anything from you, and direct you on what's ahead for this man's future. When he becomes resistant, just beware and not take anything personally. His failing mental and physical health breaks my heart in his refusal to "let me in" or even care and love him. That is the broken parts of his brain that have ruined this marriage for both of us. Don't let him hurt your family or marriage.


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214,124 I don't understand why some Conservatives (at least on social media) frame the Gov Andrew Cuomo allegations and crimes as "the Libs/Dems eating themselves". Isn't it a good thing the Democrats/liberals are holding him accountable for both the sexual assault/harassment claims as well as the Covid nursing home controversy? Some Democrat politicians want him either impeached or to resign. Why is this not seen as a positive thing from the Republican perspective instead of the party turning on each other (or "eating themselves") and letting Cuomo off the hook?


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214,123 Brook Shields has not aged well. Man does she look bad!


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214,122 Today is the day I realize nothing has changed. I’m still the garbage I always was.
I’m just older now.
This is why I hate anniversaries, birthdays, Christmas, and any other holiday. It just reminds me of what a failure I am at life.
Birthday: failure at aging well.
Christmas: failure at making it magical for my kids.
Anniversary: epic failure at marriage.



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214,121 My kid's school had mustache day just for fun. But come on, so dumb. The kids had mustaches drawn on their faces and then of course went through the school day with no masks. How about funny hat day. Or mismatched shoes day. The one thing you don't want to have during a viral pandemic is something which encourages the kids to not wear masks. Idiots.


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214,120 I am 35 years old. A husband and a father. I'm 6 foot 1, bald, and covered in tattoos. Hands included. I look like I could fucking kill you in a second if I had to. I could.

My secret: I had to borrow my wifes car and it was on a radio station I don't normally listen to. All of a sudden this song comes on. Drivers License by Olivia Rodrigo. Fuck me. The nostalgia...I got teary eyed. It hit something in me I haven't felt in 20 years.

When I was a teenager I got my heart broken by a girl. I never recovered. Who I am now is a direct result of what happened then. I just haven't thought about it in a long, long time. I spent years smoking, drinking, fighting. Just to feel anything other than the pain I was feeling when it happened. Eventually life took over and those feelings got pushed aside or burried. Work, taxes, bills...adult life comes on fast. Then you meet someone. You build a life together. A family. A home. And you forget. Then 20 years later you're driving your wife's SUV with a car seat and sippy cups and goldfish all over the floor and a song comes on the radio and out of nowhere you're right back to where you were when you were 17 and felt like nothing would ever be the same ever again and you realize a part of you is still broken.

And while it is a sad feeling it still feels good. It feels good to know that the 17 year old kid who promised himself he would never forget and never let go is still in there somewhere. Keeping his promise.


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214,119 I was out for  walk with my teenage son. He was staying with his mother (my ex) that weekend and there was tension. He called me upset. I swung by and we went for a walk.

Strangely, I began to notice there was a mask-less woman about 20 feet behind us turn for turn. We'd go down one block, she'd go down that block. We 'd cut through a parking lot. She'd cut through the parking lot. Weird coincidence that she was heading exactly where we were heading.

Finally I turned to her and nicely asked if she could go some other direction, there being a plague and all and we didn't want to be so close to her, especially since she wasn't wearing a mask. She then came right between my son and I and wanted to argue, saying it was her right to walk wherever she wanted. I said, "Please, just go, and leave us alone."

We turned around and I walked him back home.

Just as we arrived at his driveway, I suddenly realized she was still close behind us. WTF? It was if she was intentionally following us so she could listen in on our conversation.

Twenty minutes later my son texted me again saying the woman who was following us was now in the kitchen talking to mom. Turns out she was a friend of my ex and she was relaying everything she heard in the private conversation I was having with my son on our walk.

How crazy stalkerish. My wife got her friend to follow us and eaves drop. This should be illegal. I'm allowed to have a private conversation with my son. I'm constantly reminded why I divorced this woman.



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214,118 I’m only staying married because it seems cheaper than going to a lawyer. I hate my wife and can barely stand my kids.


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214,117 I’ve made my daughter lie and now I can see that it’s making her ill. What will they do to me when they find that I made her lie? I am such a terrible father. I shouldn’t have had kids. I only did b/c my mom is obsessed with babies and I thought that it would make her happy. I am terrible. I made her lie to her mom.


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214,115 Way too many times in our nearly 14 years' relationship, I get the strong feeling that my husband strongly feels that he has married a 20-something year old bimbo. He instead married a nearly 58 yr. old smart, well-rounded, debt-free woman who has lots of common sense from being raised in rural Midwest. I am frugal, practical, and in no way impulsive unless you back me into a corner trying to control me. Give it up!


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214,114 Ladies, what is the best time of day for you to have sex ?


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214,113 They won't put gay couples in blockbusters because they want to sell them in China. That's pretty bad when you think about it. China gets to be a de facto censor of our media.


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214,112 When My husband and I met in 2007, he was still hurting from a divorce the year before and was even relentless with his anger from another divorce nearly 30 years before. He bad-mouthed both women, but I just listened and didn't judge either woman for what I was being told. They were not around to defend themselves from his harsh belittlement and criticism of them, for them before, during, and after those 2 divorces. That should have been a huge red flag to me. I have spent many an hour thinking back to all the ways he has tried to control me - my thoughts, feelings, and actions and reactions. He has convinced himself that when he divorces me this year, that he is going to be happy, since he can't control everything I say and do. God, please help him let go of everything he can't control.


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214,111 With my luck I know I'll be given the Johnson and Johnson vaccine. It's not the one I want. It's not as effective. I feel like I've waited a year to get something not so good. I'm told we don't get a choice. This seems wrong to me. I smell a new avenue of corruption. The better vaccines will go to the rich white people.


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214,110 Emptiness is significantly better than pain.




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214,109 Anal sex is the perfect metaphor for love & relationships. In the end it's all just a pain in the ass.


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214,108 My boyfriends kids mom is a biotch. So much for trying to be nice and hoping for a friendship. Instead I guess we are going to have defensiveness, passive aggression, and manipulation. We share the same birthday so apparently since she’s mom f all my plans. At least now I know how she really is so I can move forward with my energy conserved and just try to be my kind self and interact with her as little as possible.


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214,107 Congratulations on one day of not looking. Let’s see how long you can keep it up.


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214,106 Everyone is fat where I come from.

And they all drink nonfat milk.

I don’t think the fat in the milk is what they should be worried about.


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214,105 People are always complaining about "cancel culture" as though unfettered access social media is a constitutional right and not something they started doing to stalk crushes and stay entertained while pooping.


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214,104 The PC police have decided we are not supposed to say, "He committed suicide." Instead we must say, "He died by suicide."

As if everything is right in the world now if we change the wording...



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214,101 We're the only people I know who STILL wipe down groceries and leave non-perishables and non-food items in the garage for a week to "quarantine." We're the only family I know of (who does not have a medical professional in the family) who strip in the garage so we can shower right when we get back from being in the outside world, even when the wind chill is -30. Doesn't matter if you were in the drug store for literally two minutes to grab a soda (which is also wiped down with Clorox once you get back into the car) or if you were at work for two hours, you have to strip in the garage, shower immediately, and wipe down your phone with a wipe. We're the only people I know who didn't let our kids go to the playground in the summer even when it was vacant, because who knows who was there last and if they were infected. Sending the kids back to preschool so I could actually work (he does not) and have some sanity was a drag down screaming fight.

We do all this stupid shit because my husband makes us. It was fine in the beginning, but it's been a year now. I have no problem wearing a mask in public and washing my hands a few extra times. I'm fine not having a vacation this year. I'm fine putting off enrolling the kids in activities for another year. My husband and I will be among the last to be vaccinated, and I'm even ok with waiting for that, too. But the other stuff is wearing on me. It's exhausting wrangling two little kids in a freezing garage and then to the shower, snapping at them when they touch a wall and trying to remember the spot to wipe it down later. The panic that sets in when your household goes through a tub of Clorox wipes in a week and there are none on the shelves at the drug store. We have more knowledge now than six months ago - like, you don't have to wipe down your groceries. It's not impossible, though not likely, you'll get COVID from surfaces. But my husband won't relent. He's convinced himself we're all going to die from this, and it's getting to the point where he's convinced me, too.

This is not the first time he's obsessively worried about to the point of paranoia and letting it control our family. A few years ago, he'd obsessively find paths to safely flee America and stockpiled supplies. Don't tell me he's "just being cautious" when you don't live with him or have to endure every catastrophe spiral he pulls this family in to. Because it's not caution.

My secret is tomorrow I'm going to a restaurant for the first time in a year with a friend during our lunch break. I'm not going to tell my husband, either. I can't live like this anymore and I can't even live with him anymore. His paranoia has turned me into a basket case and into a woman I don't even recognize - a woman who is terrified of everything and everyone. I know life can't be normal right now and won't be for a long time, but I can't keep living in this chronic panic attack that I'm going to catch COVID and die every time I leave the house.


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214,100 I try to time my steps so I get the elevator all to myself. If someone is already waiting, I walk more slowly so I'll get the next one. If someone is not far behind me, I'll speed up and quickly push the close door button so they have to wait for another elevator. I'd like to make the excuse this is for public safety in the time of covid. But I've been doing it for years.


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214,099 Sometimes when I'm just sitting around I'll look my ex-boyfriends up on Facebook.  Virtually all they ever seem to do is get married, have kids, and move somewhere boring.  They all seem to be fat and bald, too.  

One of them, and I thought at one point I would marry this guy, has gotten fat, jowly, and bald, and even worse, he's grown his remaining hair into a little ponytail, grown a hipster goatee, and posts all these pictures of himself posing on his motorcycle, holding a cigarette.  Pudgy belly in a wifebeater t-shirt and leather biker vest.  What an absolute lowlife!  Dodged that bullet!

Then I look over at my slim, fit, sexy, successful, well-groomed husband, and think, wow, I chose right and then some.  I think he's going to get some tonight, just because I'm feeling really appreciative that he is who he is.  I'll make something nice for dinner too.

49 F, married 19 years, no kids no debt no problems


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214,097 I tried to do a dating app hookup this morning. No big deal just wanted to meet someone cool and have a lil fun. He was way cute. We had plenty of similar interests, and physical chemistry was present. But—-he told me he only likes that electronic drum and bass genre of music. As a devoted music lover, hearing him call everything except DRUM AND BASS ; crap? That sucked to hear! Thought we might do it anyway. We tried. Pretty shitty too, he said I was too uptight and too ticklish when fact is he was just a terrible listener, a slobbering doggo who made my very skin crawl, and all around very into himself and getting his ego stroked. I left between second and third base and didn’t even try to make nice, just fucking bolted. Guys my age have gone way downhill. How disappointing! 36f


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214,096 Female in my 30's.  When talking to a guy in his 40's they make sure to say (each one of them) how at some point they dated a girl in their 20's (meanwhile the guy was younger then too, lol) but anyway, it's like he's showing his desirability, much like how women do by mentioning other guys who are interested in them.  Question, why would a guy in his 30's or 40's, continue to date women in their 30's and older, when they can get younger women?  Sounds weird coming from a woman, but it's a real question, once i hear he dated those girls it's a turn off, mainly because you feel you can't compete.  Also the fact that he mentions it.  Do you guys who do this, compare the women, do you compare their bodies as you're having sex?  Is it part of variety?  


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214,095 I have an acquaintance, she only texts me to find out where I’m working currently. She uses the language “checking in,” quickly followed by what are you doing for work these days.

How about you, other than gossiping about old acquaintances. Transparent, not much of a check in, more like a fact-check. Ugh.


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214,094 Now I remember why I go outside my marriage
The thrill
Nothing compares


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214,093 I'm 90% sure the goal was always to harm me.


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214,091 I am a progressive liberal.  I am also a middle aged white male. I was in elected office in the past. I fought the fight for social justice. I was a warrior for the cause.  But I must say that I am starting to really question my ideals.

I know that I will be told that I am experiencing my "white fragility" but I am getting tired of being lumped in with white supremacists and bigots just because I'm an older white guy.  I am so tired of every media outlet talking about how awful white men have been. I wasn't. Please do not include me in your diatribe.

I'm so tired of constantly being reminded that whenever a woman or a "person of color" (this weeks new term) has done something awesome - that "so and so" was done by "A WOMAN" or a "PERSON OF COLOR" .  I can see shes a woman. I can see that the person you are talking about  is black or Latino (I refuse to use Latinx).  I'm not fucking blind.

I know a few middle aged white men, including myself, that have lost out on positions to women and people of color just because we were white men.  One guy I know lost out on a job because the company wanted a black man. They hired a black man. He lasted 6 months before he was fired cause he could not do the work.  I lost out on a position to a woman, because they wanted a woman. She is now in the equivalent of a rubber room because she is total incapable of doing the work, but they cant get rid of her cause, shes a woman.  

Mind you, I have in the past and still do believe that women and people of color have been discriminated against, that it is institutional, and that something should be done to address this issue. But demonizing white men is not the answer!!

I heard today that there is a controversy now with the Golden Globes - like who really gives a fuck anyway.  Here's the controversy.... The body who decides who gets the awards, the "International Journalists Association" (or something like that) has no black members.  Now, mind you.. several black people and women won awards this year. But that's not good enough!!  The people making up the body who decides who gives those women and people of color the awards has to have black people on it!  I guess Japan, Russia, India, China, the Philippines, Australia, Finland, and some of those other homogeneous non-black countries better get some black journalists fast to validate their choices for the fucking Golden Globes!

All this is starting to really take a toll on me. I mean I have fought for women and 'people of color' for decades. Now I'm being told essentially "thanks, you can leave" by the people on whose behalf I was advocating. I do not think I can change my core beliefs, but I am feeling increasingly hostile to the very women and people of color who I fought for, cause, after all, I'm just an old white guy.


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214,090 I think I wouldnt have been able to cope with all the changes in my life this year and wouldve killed myself, if I hadnt fallen in love with her.
Thank you for saving me, and making everything seem less scary.


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214,088 Had my dental cleaning this morning, and while the hygienist was working on my open mouth, just for a brief moment, I was imagining caressing the side of her neck with the back of my hand just to see what happened.  Of course I did nothing because a) I'm happily married, and b) she had a sharp tool at my gum line.


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214,087 I have a dependency, but I'm tired of feeling bad about it. Don't we all in one way or another? What can't you get through the day without? For me, it's weed. I CAN get through the day without it and I do sometimes, but smoking before I start writing for the day (I'm a professional writer) helps me get going and shake my depressed thoughts and desires, which are always to sleep and do nothing. Weed helps me overcome those dreary emotions, and I appreciate that b/c I'm not interested in anti-depressants but I have been depressed practically my whole life.


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214,086 I think about you every day.  At night before I fall asleep and in the morning when I awake.  What really happened between us?  I think you were either scared or not really who you led me to believe you were.  But I still love you baby.  I thought you were my forever girl.


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214,085 Smart phones made everything worse


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214,084 He wishes he could see or touch or... other things my pierced nipples. His loss.


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214,083 Someone I know indirectly killed herself several years ago by setting herself on fire. A friend of mine who knew her directly was less affected by it than I was. I became obsessed with her. I found her blog 6 years ago. She was brilliant but fucked up beyond all repair. How can someone set themselves on fire? What the fuck is wrong with some people?


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214,082 You won't kiss me with any passion. You keep putting off my advances to "later". You aren't super sexual as it is nor are you particularly attractive to me personally though I do see your beauty and always tell you you are beautiful.
I'm not going back to watching porn and jerking off.  This is why men cheat. This is why a good professional escort is worth their money. It's time to start being up front with me about your sex drive situation. We both know many women find me attractive, even your boss has tried making offering glances towards me. I can't walk around day after day waiting anymore for physical intimacy.


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214,081 I am so sick of being a slob. Time to make active changes every single day to form new and healthy habits. It’s just so hard. But I can do it!!!


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214,080 I am embarrassed to tell people my wife left me and I'm divorced. I'm afraid they think I must be a bad person, a wife beater, a cheater, and a bad father. I want to tell people it's not true. I didn't behave badly as a husband. But it makes me sound desperate, like I'm making excuses. It's not fair. You know, sometimes a divorce is not the husband's fault.


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214,079 The pandemic has given us an official new word, cloffice.


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214,078 A number of my friends have been getting the shot this week. I say good for you. I cheer them on. But inside I'm jealous as hell. My appointment isn't until April. Fuck me.


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214,077 I'm not going to look anymore.


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214,076 Can't get you off my mind. I think of new things I could have done or didn't do as I pour through what's left in my memory of you. It's my fault that everything went to pieces. I have the perfect plan, but hindsight is a wonderful thing.
The moments in perfect relation were timeless. A world of dead souls vivid in my heart counted not on the judgement day.
born to love you,
you in my arms again and again.


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214,075 Men arent built to fuck one woman the rest of their lives.

And I'm starting to think women arent built to fuck just one man.


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214,074 I spoke to her on the phone last night for three hours. It was great. We laughed. We told deeps secrets. We shared intimate details of past sex encounters. It was exciting.

Then her husband came home. She jumped off the phone.

I think she is looking for an outlet. I'm also looking for an outlet. I could make this happen. But should I get in the way of their marriage? Not sure. Thinking about where to go from here.


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214,073 When I press the button on my TV remote, the channel changes... eventually. It takes like 5 seconds. It's annoying as hell.

Hey I have an idea, when I press the button the channel should change right away. What the fuck is up with the delay? What moron manufacturer thought it would be okay to have a delay? What if cars worked this way? What if I put my foot on the break but the car only decided to stop 5 seconds later. I think some company just got lazy and didn't care and made their TV / remote combo in the dumbest way possible. American ingenuity is thing of the past.


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214,072 Way to leave me hanging, bud. Apparently, I'm super important to you. Sigh


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214,071 I'm bored of being ignored.


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214,069 I know a lawyer who works for the rights of the disabled. I used to date her in high school. We still keep in touch. She is the best person I know. Her entire life has been about helping the less fortunate. She makes so little money but never complains. In her view she makes enough to get by and that's all she needs.

My secret, I just left her a large chunk of money in my will. She deserves it. Boy will she be surprised.


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214,068 Best sex I ever had was a threesome. It was my girlfriend and her best friend. They had never messed around with each other before but they went at it with mucho gusto. I've never cum so hard. The down side is no other sexual experience I've had since then has measured up. I'm always comparing every new encounter to that one night and am always left with a slight feeling of disappointment.




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214,067 My ex wife continues to be irresponsible about covid exposure. She's living the good life, going to restaurants, hotels, and the gym. She thinks masks as for cowards. I remind her I have diabetes. She tells me it's all in my head. I'm not sure what that even means.

Even though we are divorced, her exposure affects me because we share custody of our children. If she gets sick, then our kids get sick, then I get sick.

Her response to this, "Boo hoo for you."

You have never met a more callous and uncaring woman.


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214,066 The latest probe to Mars was launched last summer during the pandemic. Thousands of engineers were involved to make it happen. Undoubtedly this means some Covid-19 virus particles got on the equipment and we just sent them to another planet. I'm not sure this was wise.


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214,065 The perfect sexual encounter for me would be several hours of fun and interesting conversation while eating dinner. Then at the conclusion, we make each other cum. It's the conversation that's important. Not the orgasm.


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214,064 I love people, but I’m too scared of their judgment so I don’t reach out to make friendships and connections. My best friend in high school abandoned me and I never got closure. I am absolutely convinced that to some extent everyone is a judgmental asshole. I’m praying therapy helps me fix this awful mindset.


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214,063 Today I expect an avalanche of phone calls - most will be my husband snooping through my phone.

This is all part of my plan. After he tried the same thing on my friends phone, I was able to show others what he’s been doing to me for months, maybe years.

Keep snooping husband - every call strengthens my case against you. (they’re keeping track of them now)

It


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214,062 When my wife curses I record her to use it in divorce court to prove that she’s a terrible mother.


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214,061 I have two close female friends I've known for years and both had issues with alcohol...one would get wasted and had me kicked out of shows a few times because of her messy ass....and the other used to swallow a mountain of pills.
It was exhausting to see this self destructive behavior so when I didn't see them for two months and instead hung out with other friends, it was a bit of a relief, I wont lie. Someone told me it's hard to be the strong friend and I totally agree now. I have changed over and over again, and I need to learn I'm not obligated to fix everyone.


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214,060 So bored with relationships. So bored with sex.
After a certain point, it’s all the same really.
Checking out porn and after a point, it’s all the same grotesque garbage.
A penis filling a hole. Over and over again.  Yawn.
Realizing I’ve been obviously desensitized, I have decided to pursue something different in this new year.
Something more spiritual. Something that evokes more than what amounts to a retarded ape rutting.


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214,059 I’ve had one night stands that know me better than my husband.

He wouldn’t care if I lived or died.

He only cares about controlling me. I am miserable.


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214,058 My girlfriend can't suck a dick worth a damn. It's kind of heartbreaking.


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214,056 Midwest misogyny comes from weak mothers.

A bunch of white whiny dudes crying for they’re over indulging mothers. Mommas boys and the mothers that made them that way.


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214,054 My sister is dying. I doubt she will last to the end of the year.  Brain tumor.  We often don't see eye to eye, but I still love her. I want to cry. I know she didn't want to go like this. I hope she lives, but if she doesn't, I hope she at least has a good death.


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214,052 I’ve had two serious relationships. My ex, and my now husband.

With all the inevitable things that life brings, especially death, I always wonder, almost daily, if I should reach out to him and remind him how I feel. Because though it’s been years, our love was that first love that you read about, or see in movies. It was really beautiful, and I’m still so sorry that I’m the reason it ended. I always consider saying how I feel, because we don’t know what tomorrow will bring, or even the next hour. I don’t wanna have any regrets, and shall I be the one to die, I would hope for him to know at least how great an impact he made.


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214,051 I’m so afraid of the world, and being a failure..I just spent 2.5 hours driving around on GTA5 killing people for money

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214,050 My son is at college. I text him every few days and get no response. Finally after months of this behavior he texts me saying he needs $2,000 for "books and things". Alright, I transfer $2,000 into his account. Silly me, I was hoping he might start communicating with me a bit more. Nope. Nothing. Not even a thank you for the $2,000. Are all kids this way?


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214,048 I don't understand the Johnson & Johnson vaccination. It's 70% effective. Compare that to Pfizer and Moderna which are 95% effective. So why would anyone want the Johnson & Johnson version?

Yet I keep seeing articles promoting the Johnson & Johnson vaccine. To me it seems like more of marketing campaign than good science.


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