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205,091 I dated a girl in high school. Her parents hated me. We broke up. She ended up marrying a black man who chain smokes and works as a part time substitute teacher. They live in a bad neighborhood. She cheated on him.

I dated a girl in college. Her parents hated me. We broke up. I believed in her. I was encouraging to be a writer. In fact, at an earlier age she became the editor in chief of a well known magazine. She was that good. But after the breakup she lost focus. She quit her cush job. She became a freelancer at a boring technical journal. She married a man with no ambition. They live in a two family house next to the railroad tracks.

I dated a girl when I was 30. Her parents loved me. We got married. I became the head of a company. We have a large house, a beach house, and a ski house.

Just saying. Parents, you mess up relationships and your children suffer because of your meddling.


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205,090 I'd want to tell you this but I don't want to sound like too much so I'll say it here. I freaking love it when you let me lick that pussy. I would lick you all day every day if you would let me is how good it is. Then when you kept saying my name and grabbed the back of my head I almost lost it. Like i tell you women are my weakness which is true lmao but omg you are the worst and best fucking one because I KNOW I wouldn't even consider telling you no. I actually get so excited when you ask, which I'd want to ask but I know we have to plan around when your dude is gone because he would flip his shit if he knew about our friendship perk lol it's such a rush when you try to be quiet because I've had you call my name pretty loud before. I wouldn't trade our friendship for the world but oh my fucking gawd you and that pussy are such a turn on for me. Hell, I dont even need or really want you to touch me, just let me go down and make you squirm and satisfy you. God I fucking hope you let me at least one more time before I leave so i can hear you say my name the way you do in that moment.


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205,089 I have a child with a grating personality. She's annoying. She talks too much. She's a know-it-all. There are times she is talking and I cut her off mid sentence and ask her to stop talking. Just close your mouth and don't say anything. I think I hurt her feelings when I do this. But I need a break sometimes.


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205,088 I want to have a memorable last fuck before I file for divorce.


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205,087 My wife gets angry if I do something good. The more good things I do the more angry she gets. It's like she desperately wants to see me as a bad guy. She wants to tell her her friends how terrible I am --- I think so they can give her attention and pity. Problem is, I'm not a bad guy. I'm very nice to her and to everybody. But this spoils her pity party plans, so me doing good things makes her mad. It's a very twisted relationship.


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205,086 The IT guy at work has become a friend of mine.  Today he told me about a great porn site, told me how to get around the company's blocking software so I can watch it in the office, and said, "Don't worry, if the company decides to check out your internet activity, they're going to tell me to do it."  We're great friends now.


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205,085 I wish he loved me enough not to do the things he did.
I feel used and tossed aside. I gave my all, I was patient, giving and honest. Once he got over his hurdle, I was useless.
I feel so broken today - no one knows how I feel.

I run my own business, all smiles...


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205,084 I hate it when people try to make autism cool or cute or awesome. It isn’t


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205,083 My dad just died. Very quickly. I’m absolutely devastated. Even more so, he gave me his most prized possession to give to my son upon his death years ago. I went to grab it from my jewelry box and it’s gone. I cannot explain how shattered my heart feels. I know I never took it out of that box. Was it stolen? Where is it? I’m seriously considering hiring a psychic. I need this. Are there real psychics that could actually help? Am I crazy? Did I move it and not remember? I know I didn’t. I can’t stop obsessing over it.


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205,082 There was this man I was talking to, he was cool and funny and seemingly sweet.  but he had a thing about heavier people, he absolutely hated it.  he dated a girl with a kid, a daughter who was young like 7 or something.  He said he was annoyed because she took all his candy and she was "fat," jeez.  what man calls a little girl fat and expresses how much he didn't like her?  guys like that you need to watch out for. he was older too, in his 40's.  men can be bitter and nasty as they age too..


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205,081 All too typical conversation with my wife. I tell her I'm going to replace the brake pads on her car today. She asks "Didn't you just replace them?"

I tell her no, I last replaced them three years ago.

Then it begins. "No, you replaced them a few months ago. I remember. What happened? Did you do a bad job? Has the car been unsafe to drive al this time. I don't want to drive the car anymore if you don't know what you're doing. You should bring it to a mechanic. You are putting us in danger. You lie too. You say it was years ago but it wasn't. It was only a few months ago. Why do you lie? Why do you pretend to know what you are doing. Once again you know nothing. Your ego is out of control. You're a terrible husband and father."

I calmly respond, "The brake pads I changed a few months ago was for our other car."

"Are you sure? I don't believe you..." She went on and on for another few minutes.

She spends her life looking to give me a hard time. I don't want to do this marriage thing anymore.


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205,080 My friend is dying. I can't fathom the idea of sitting in a hospital bed knowing you could die at any moment. I call him everyday. We speak for hours. I'm trying my best to keep him distracted. I don't want him to dwell on his fate. It's wearing me out though. After I hang up the phone I tell myself I can't call anymore. Yet I do. I dig down looking for inner strength. And then I call him the next day with a cheerful voice. It's the end of the journey for my friend. But it's a journey for me too. I'm glad I can be there for him. But I'm disappointed that I'm not as strong as I think.


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205,079 I love the feeling of having to poop really badly. It's like foreplay with my bowels.


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205,078 From personal experience, the only thing worse than finding ants on your sanwich, is finding ants after you've already eaten half the sandwich.


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205,077 I hate the sound of my own voice.


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205,076 When I got home from work today, I had to get right on the computer to email a client.  I could hear my teen in his room, talking over the video game headset with his friends, so I didn't announce my arrival.  When I finished my email, I closed my eyes for a minute.  I was so tired.  Then my son said something that perked my ears up.  I know I shouldn't have eavesdropped, but...

The gist of it is - he hates his dad, which I pretty much figured.  He hates his stepmom, which I totally knew.  But what I didn't know was that he doesn't really like his stepdad, my husband, very much at all.  This was a surprise to me.

But it's also a relief.  I was worried that he'd take it hard when the day comes that I file for divorce.


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205,075 I'm in love with you :)


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205,073 I just want my husband to own me. He’s exmiltary special forces. Maybe he’s done that one too many times.


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205,072 i have a huge crush on my friend's 16 year old son
most of the time it's just like "ah if we were the same age i would want to marry you" but sometimes it's beyond that. i make food for the family and always include something that he and i both love. sometimes i call myself his pet's mommy not just because i love her but because i kind of love him. it's wrong for a grown woman to want to call a boy "daddy" but here we are. i think it's just because my inner teenager, who was a sexually active freak, wants to ride his cock.
i had a dream while i was sleeping in his house (in his mother's room) that we kissed. it was the most bittersweet feeling... terror and taboo and the infinite rushing lightning of perfect bliss, all flowing together in the place where our lips bloomed and met.
it was so ugly to realize that i was having a wholly inappropriate expression of how i wish i was loved as a teen by the adults whose attention, freedom and sexuality i coveted. i was a teen who basically begged to be molested because it was the only way i could conceive of being loved in a way i'd earned- my parents were obviously never going to stop being disappointed, but if someone could shove their cock in my mouth and my 15 year old pussy then perhaps they would really love me right??? wrong.
loving him, i realize, is just wishing I'd loved myself or been loved at his age... but it's all still caught up in wanting to kiss his lips, or completely stupid fantasies of him being the kind of sadist i slept with at 15 and holding me down by the throat while he cums in me and slaps my face with the other hand.
i just want him so bad and i want me at that age to be ok so bad and they're all mashed together and all i can do is masturbate


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205,071 Even though I've got a executive position, I like to do dope on the weekends and get so messed up that I can't function.  Then I come out of it and say I've been busy working.  


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205,070 Several months ago, I posted a secret on here that my cancer had returned, and I got some very kind, loving comments. Then, a couple of days later I deleted it for fear my husband's kids would see it and know it was me. He has a brain injury and there are just certain things about me that I cannot divulge, as he misinterprets so many things I have said in the past. I deleted it, then someone posted soon thereafter that the administrator had deleted the secret, as it was a lie. WTF? That is not how it works here. You see, my cancer never actually left, due to the micro-metastisis on one side after my double mastectomy. Sigh....


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205,069 I was fool enough  when I was younger to think that racism was a thing of the past. Why did I have to be wrong about that?


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205,068 The current relationship is the only healthy relationship I have ever had. I love him more than anyone else I’ve been with. As much as I’m trying to keep myself together, I feel like my depression is ruining it. He’s been patient and understanding so far, but I can’t help being afraid that he’s going to get tired of this and leave me. I don’t want to lose him. I’ve been curled up in a ball crying today because once again my mental health ruins everything when I finally felt like my life was starting to go right. If he leaves me, I’m not trying again with anyone else. This is too much for me to handle again. Maybe it’ll be for the best that I stay single if he leaves me.


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205,067 It seems like everyone is getting tattoos today. I'm old enough to remember that the only people who got tattoos were sailors, carnies, truck drivers, bikers and felons.


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205,066 When I was growing up I was very aware my mom was not pretty. My friend's moms were beautiful. It bothered me.


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205,065 I was scrolling through my newsfeed and saw a picture posted by some random girl. She and my boyfriend were on an amusement park ride. I've tried to find other people on her friend's list who it could be. Maybe someone that looks like him?? But no. Almost every guy on her friend's list has a beard and he doesn't. Everyone kept commenting that it was a "great family photo" and "perfect picture for the christmas card". Nobody that liked it or commented on it is friends with my boyfriend. I just don't know what to think. It's gotta be him. I guess she lives in the town that he works in. I sent him a picture of just himself and cropped out the rest. I said "someone sent me this weird picture". Now, we wait. Any advice on what I should do? I have no actual proof that it's him.


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205,064 I'm watching a house for sale. I like it. But it costs too much for my checkbook. It's listed at $1,100,000. I kept hoping they drop the price because it's been sitting on the market for 6 months.

Today my wish came true. They dropped the price to $1,099,950.

MEANING THEY DROPPED THE PRICE BY $50 !!!!!

Really? $50? The sellers are nutso. I don't think many buyers got excited by this news! This house sale may take a while. I figure it will come down to my price range in just another 2,000 years.


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205,063 Yea, ok, so...my town is having a special vote in a few weeks concerning the spending of tax money on a few pieces of expensive equipment.

The town explains that if you aren't going to be around on the voting day, you can instead vote using an absentee ballot. Ok, this is good.

The town goes on to explain that you need to come pick up the absentee ballot in person. Ok, still good. Someone might be out of town on the voting day, but they could find time in the next few weeks to stop in to get a ballot. That will work.

But then... they also explain that if you will out of town from today right through the voting day, you have a different option. You can fill out a proxy form so someone else can pick up your absentee ballot for you. Yea, ok. They add that all you have to do is come in at some point before the voting day, fill out the proxy form, sign it in front of the Town Clerk....

Ummmmmm..... if you are able to go to Town Hall to sign the proxy form, why wouldn't you pick up the absentee ballot yourself at that time?

Hey, I'm just a layman. I know nothing about nothing. I leave these things to the experts. But yea, if you can come in to sign the proxy form, then why wouldn't you just pickup the absentee ballot and skip the proxy step?

Are we really in good hands when letting our government make decisions?


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205,062 I'm thinking about building my own home. But with a catch. I want to make the structure completely underground with skylights in the ceiling to let in the sunshine. My town has a rule where only the above ground parts of a home can be taxed. Anything underground, like a basement, is tax free. Could you imagine? I could build a massive spread and pay no taxes on it.


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205,061 Now you can't say a fat guy is fat.


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205,060 My brother in law can fix anything. Show him a broken down car left abandoned in the woods, he'll get it going again. If ever there is a zombie apocalypse, I'm going to hang out at his house.


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205,059 The algorithm moves in mysterious ways.


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205,058 I've watched and endless amount of free porn. I'm going to get a go-pro today. It's time for me to make some of my own and post for all to see. My way of giving back to the community.


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205,057 Sometimes late at night my gf falls asleep while I'm on the phone with her. I start yelling into the phone to wake her up, but it doesn't work, the phone must no longer be near her ear. After a minute I give up and hang up. I've joked with her about it. I make light of it. But it deep down it bothers me.


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205,056 When I met the love of my life, I was so smitten. He was my ideal man. He was smart and sweet and handsome and ambitious. Romantic too. For the third date he took me to a bed and breakfast in New Hampshire for the weekend. We hiked and ate good food and danced by a waterfall while he hummed in my ear. I remember him taking me to a farmers market. He bought a jar of honey. We sat under a tree and he spoon fed me this most delicious sweetness. It was one of my favorite memories of all time.

After a year, he left me. I was broken. It took a long time, but I'd like to think I self repaired and moved on.

Recently I found myself in New Hampshire. There was a farmers market. With a wry smile I bought myself a jar of honey.  I sat under a tree and took a taste.

Bitter. The honey tasted bitter.

Maybe I'm not quite fixed after all.


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205,055 When someone texts my wife, she drops everything and texts back immediately. Doesn't matter if she is in the middle of a conversation with me. I get placed on the back burner and my wife responds to the text.

If I text my wife, I'm lucky to get a response an hour later.


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205,054 I used to have these huge crush on these guy but once he decided to grow a beard , he went from a 10 to a 7 , he still an attractive guy but beards make guys look older and are hard to pull off , it’s funny how attraction works . Do guys feel the same , let’s say they like certain women but she change her looks (hair color , cut her hair off  , or gain/lose weight . Do you stop being attractive to the person?


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205,053 Who is SB? Sam Bates , Susan Bart, Simon ...


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205,051 I'm sitting here drinking cheap malt liquor while watching TV. My life sucks!


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205,050 My boss is super old fashioned and will ask questions about my dating life. It's annoying because everything is a joke so if it doesn't work out that's gonna be some ball busting on his part. But if I don't have stories he's the type to think you're weird. That's why I'm private, people wanna know your business and throw it in your face or make jokes.


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205,049 I walk my dog after dark so no one can see me NOT pick up the poop.


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205,048 There is a type of porno clip where a woman will deep throat a guy's cock. The guy will grab the woman's head and force his cock in even further. It's too much for her. She can't breath. She tries to furiously push the guy away, but he's stronger. There is panic in her eyes. She realizes she might die. Tears roll from her eyes.  Her strength starts to fade. Then just before she passes out, the guy backs off and the woman gasps for air.  She looks pissed as hell.

Two things. 1] I love these videos. I love seeing the fear in her eyes. 2] I wish the guy wouldn't stop. I want to see her die with a cock in her mouth.


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205,047 I have a friend, or I should say I had a friend. We disagreed about something 10 years ago. We haven't spoken since. I just found out she is dying of a brain tumor. It spread to her liver and kidneys. I'm wondering what to do. Do I contact her and wish her well? Or does that bring up old wounds which she doesn't need at the moment?  I'm not sure.


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205,046 In the news today. Trump gave a speech at a chemical plant in Pennsylvania. The company told workers they could attend the speech. But it wasn't mandatory. They could instead not attend the speech and take a few hours off for which they would still get paid.

So why is this a news story? What's the scandal here? Oh the outrage, if the workers don't want to attend the speech they can have time off and still get paid....

(Not political. It's really about media distortion once again.)


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205,045 What America needs right now is better earbuds. I've tried every style out there and they either don't fit or hurt.

We are a technologically advanced country. We should be able to do this.

If President Trump would give the scientific community an executive order about this, I will definitely vote for him.


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205,044 I'm about to leave my full-time job for another one in three weeks.  In the meantime, I'm working on a very important personal project of mine that basically involves a business venture.  If successful, this project will launch my career into the stratosphere.  And there's a very high chance of success.

But, yeah... my job I'm about to leave.  I'm leaving behind a coworker who I've been interested in for a while.  I had an idea that I might be able to keep seeing her for a while by getting her to do some freelance work on my project.  She's trying to build a career as a freelancer, and I honestly don't have the time to do the odds and ends on the project because the pressure of the presentation has me so focused on the content.  I really do need someone to handle these details for me.  I could ask her to do the freelance work for me (and pay her), along with the promise that if it's successful, I can help give her the "in" with these important people that she needs for her own career.

So that's my idea.  But it's a dumb idea.  I need to turn my back on this thought.  It'll will only get me in trouble.


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205,043 My friend was pro Trump. She started a new job a month ago at a very liberal tech company. Now she lectures me on the evils of Trump. I'm not saying this as a political commentary. But it's interesting how easily humans can be swayed.


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205,042 This sounds fake but it's not. My best friend in high school (we are both guys) was featured in a high end, well know, porno magazine. There are photos of him laying around naked with a woman, as well as him stroking his erection while hovering over the naked woman's pussy. The pictures can still be seen on the internet. I just looked it up. It makes me laugh. Unfortunately he died of AIDS a few years after the photos were taken. But I'm sure if he was alive today, he'd also laugh. The thing I remember most, shortly after the magazine came out, I was sitting around his kitchen table with him and his mom. She pulled out the magazine and starting critiquing the photos saying how good he looked stroking his cock. She was his mom and she's looking at photos of him and his erection. Just as strange, there I was with them looking at photos of my best friend's erection. What a strange memory.


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205,041 Revenge.

I have a phone. My wife has a phone. My wife lost her charging cord. She uses mine. But she does so selfishly. I can come home and plug my phone in. 20 minutes later she comes home. She removes my phone from the charging cord and plugs hers in. It doesn't bother her at all to do this. She explains her phone needs to be charged. I explain my phone needs to be charged. She tells me I can do it after her phone is charged. Who has an attitude like this? A person with a bad soul.

The story continues. Earlier this  week she went away overnight. Without even asking, she took my charging cord. Selfish selfish selfish of her. I ended up going to the store and buying a new one. She came back from her mini vacation and immediately realized she left the charging cord at the place she was staying. Being wise beyond my years, I immediately go in the kitchen and take my new charging cord off the counter. I move it to the tool bench in the basement. I plug my phone in down there. She doesn't know I have a new cord.

For the past two days she's bitterly complaining her phone isn't charged. Mine is, hers isn't. I tell her she should have taken better care of our one charging cord. I don't tell her I have a new one in the basement. She can't figure out what to do about this. The idea of putting in effort and going to the store and buying herself a charging cord doesn't occur to her. She doesn't do chores. All she can think of doing is whining. She is unhappy and distraught beyond repair that she can't turn on her phone.

I'm enjoying this.


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205,040 I am a 35 year old white woman and I do not understand women, my age or any age really. Especially younger ones.
I don’t understand this desire/need for an extravagant wedding and honeymoon, engagement party, then baby shower, then birthday parties, then anniversaries. I don’t get it.
I requested a wedding at the justice of the peace. I did not want a diamond ring. I don’t have one. I don’t want a cookie cutter house that I am in debt for for 30 years just to look like my neighbors. I own a 115 year old house that is imperfect, but is paid for. Nobody comes to visit of course, but that’s okay.


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205,039 I had my lips plumped. First cosmetic procedure I’ve ever had and I’m happy with the results so far.
I’ll probably go back and get some Botox for the line between my eyebrows that makes me look angry when I’m just tired.
The cost doesn’t bother me because it’s owed to me. I am done caring about everyone else and putting them before myself. I don’t even care that I’m being selfish at this point. It’s my time to be selfish.


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205,038 My friend was sick. He had a home healthcare nurse. He was having uncontrolled thoughts. The nurse gave him a Xanax. There was a shift change. The next nurse gave him another Xanax an hour later not realizing he had just taken one. My friend could hardly speak for 2 days. He sounded drunk. We thought he had a stroke. Pharmaceuticals are powerful shit. They fuck you up. I look around now my friends. Mostly middle age women. Some sound a little drunk in the afternoon. Now I see it. There are on Xanax or whatever. Why to they go through life this way?!?


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205,037 Baby, we ain’t got nothing in common. We’re lightyears apart if not for a day or two a year, we’d already be separated. I guess neither of us expect it from each other, so we’re sticking together until one of us finally breaks. I hope it’s me, because I feel like you’d rather cheat than just tell me that I’m right, and we don’t belong together.


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205,036 Further update from the mom who quit drinking: I did some research because it had been so hard for me to stop drinking and I noticed alcohol affected my personality for the worse even on days in between drinking. I noticed some compulsive behaviors, too. I thought, “Oh, no...I think I’m sick. I should see someone about this.” So I did. I found out that I am a high functioning alcoholic. I joined AA immediately and am in the process of getting an addiction counselor. I will be diligent with this for the rest of my life. I never want another relapse. I am three weeks sober as of tomorrow. I will take whatever steps necessary to keep it that way.

I am surprised at the level of support I am receiving from church, friends, and family. Any time I tell someone I quit drinking and am going to AA regularly, they light up like it’s their birthday. The world is a beautiful place, full of love. I’m so very grateful for all the help.


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205,035 I have a beloved old friend with whom I cannot dine. This is a new slf-imposed edict. She slurps and gobbles her food, speaks with a mouthful, and gallops to a finish well before I do. Then she eyes my food hungrily, and will eat freely from my plate. I also enjoy my food but I also try to swallow before chewing and always maintain a grip on 2 utensils. Worse yet, she does not tip, never having had a service job. I overtop to compensate for our tables frightful exhibition, and to reward the accommodating wait staff and kitchen staff.
She is a great friend in all other regards but this caveman aspect is too much to be overlooked. Therefore, we do not dine out together nowadays.


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205,034 I am going to cut myself when I get home.


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205,033 In 1972 I was eight years old and in fourth grade. I had moved to a new neighborhood in the middle of the school year and had few friends. Right away this other student who was twice as big as me started to bully me.

One day I was walking behind a school building and I got cornered by this bully and his freinds. At this point I had enough. I picked up a brick to use to defend myself. The bully thought I wasn't serious so he pushed me. I then took the brick and hit him upside his fat head. It was awesome! There was blood everywhere and this bully cried just like a little girl. Even his buddies were laughing at him.

After that the bully went to the school nurse and got patched up while I got a stern talking to by the principal. I didn't even get suspended because it was determined I was just defending myself. Because of what I did the bully never came at me again.

Funny thing is if this happened today I would probably be in juvenile hall facing attempted murder charges.


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205,032 When my Dad died, my bothers and I were together at the burial with my Mom and our aunts uncles and cousins. After saying some words, dropping the old man's urn in the ground, tossing some dirt on top, and reflecting on the scene for some time, my older brother said to my Mom, "You know, Ma. We're all here. I'm sure they have some shovels around here somewhere. Maybe we should do two for the price of one?"


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205,031 I hate that I built you up in my mind to be somebody you're not.  I hate that I read every coincidence as some sort of sign that somehow we were meant to be together.


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205,030 My dad hid his Playboys and Hustlers under the reclining chair in the basement.  I think I was 12 or 13 when I found them.  I was ecstatic!  I especially loved the Hustlers because they would show hardcore sex acts.  I had never before seen beautiful female bodies being satisfied with something I had - a penis!  My strict Catholic upbringing had taught me that women HATED sex... but here these Hustlers were showing me that not only did women *not* hate sex, they loved it and even craved it!  I would jack off and then quickly put them away exactly as my dad had them.  I probably did it for two or three years before one day I checked under the recliner and... they were gone!  Dad must have noticed something was wrong and moved them or threw them out.  But, wow, what a find for a 12-year old boy to make :)


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205,029 It annoys me that the last few years, whenever I buy weed the thc is really high. That’s great you got it from Colorado or California and it has 23 percent or 28 or 18. I just want a mellow high, not too much thc. I don’t smoke a lot now and when I do those high thc strains just knock me out.

I miss the hydro of my youth.


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205,028 It is my wedding anniversary next week. My wife told me I better do something huge for her. She's insisting on dinner at the most expensive restaurant in town. She wants flowers and presents.

This disturbs me. When did a wedding anniversary become all about the wife? She gets presents? This isn't her birthday. I find it very telling. She thinks the marriage is all about her and I am here to fulfill her every whim.

Curious what people think. Should this upcoming anniversary be about celebrating a union of two people? Or should I run around and make the day one-sided and special for her and her alone?


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205,027 My wife has an important interview today with a potential new client. It's an afternoon interview 2 hours away from where we live and work. For some reason, her team decided they needed to go to the interview location last night and stay at a nearby hotel. For an afternoon interview, just two hours away.

My wife and I have two school age kids who almost never sleep anywhere she doesn't. Last night I figured we'd get a call from her before bedtime so she could ask them how their days at summer camp went and tell them goodnight. Nothing. Got a text from her after bedtime telling me she just got to the hotel - I had no idea she wasn't leaving town until after dinner??? - and that she was tired and hungry and going down to the bar to get a bite to eat.

It's taking some effort, but I am actively fighting the urge to be the textbook suspicious, accusatory and insecure spouse. This weird circumstance doesn't fit any pattern, so I'm gonna trust there is nothing to see here and keep going about my day.


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205,026 Middle-aged straight guy here. When I was in the 5th grade I found a couple of Playgirl magazines hidden in a bookcase in my mother's bedroom. (My parents had recently separated.) The images and scenes depicted were shocking and mesmerizing and erotic and unbelievably exciting. I had seen porn before, but it never occurred to me that men would pose naked for a magazine and that they would be the center of attention of the sexy women in the images. And it never occurred to me that seeing naked, fit and well-endowed grown men would be such a turn-on. Finding those magazines and my reaction to those images left me very, very confused. But I went back to them over and over again.


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205,025 I have to let your ghost go. Today, not months ago, feels like the end. After our week long vacation without you, my memories of our past time together feel distorted. It never felt as good as it did when you weren't there. I didn't realize how much your presence was affecting everyone else's ability to be present. You, not me, were the black void holding us all back. And I didn't realize it, couldn't see it, until you were gone.

Dropping me as a friend after so many years came so easily to you. And I fell really hard. And I guess I didn't feel like I had landed, I was just falling, for the past several months. I feel like I hit the ground today and I'm stunned, but relieved, to be alive at the other end.

I've thought a million times about sending something to you. I've thought about it. What I would say. How I would remind you that you don't have any true friends. The only other close friend you have, you complain about all the time, and wish you didn't have to hang out with her. You're not very close to your siblings. Your husband is the only person at your side, and he's not your friend. He's your caretaker.

You knew what you were doing when you hurt me, you knew how much that would hurt and how bad it would feel, and you did it anyway. And the way you did it was so mean. You talk all the time about the jerks of the world, but you're truly the biggest jerk I've ever met.

I'd think about reminding you that you're incapable of being on your own. That you don't have a real job. That you can barely take care of yourself. I'd remind you that you can't deal with pretty much all elements of the world. You're lucky you found another human who wanted to play the role of caretaker for you, otherwise I'm assuming you'd be in a mental ward or maybe dead or maybe just sick, living on your parent's couch forever.

I'd think about sending you a reminder of this to make you feel bad, and then change my mind. I'm not going to make you feel bad about yourself, like you did to me. It feels good to write it out. But it wouldn't feel good to send it to you. Maybe it would for a moment, but not in the long run.

Part of me does hope you have regrets, though. I hope you were crying all week, wishing you hadn't done what you'd done. Of course I love the idea of you being heart broken about me, after all the heart space and tears I wasted on you. I hope you opened your presents and cried about how cute and exactly you they were. How we know you so well, your only friends, and now we'll never know you again. Part of me hopes you had at least one moment, at least one pang, of regret.

I've had friends slowly fade away. Transitions in life will make that happen sometimes. But I've never had a friend just cut it off. To decide that you're completely done with someone after so long, without discussion, with only explanation and done, no conversation to work it out, is truly cruel. You're a cruel person and I know that your life is fairly miserable most of the time. And I thought I was helping make it better. Guess not. You're just miserable.

I'm not at the point to wish you the best. But I am at the point to finally let go of the chance that we might ever fix things. Or, that you might change your mind and then I'd have the chance to tell you to eff off. I'm ready to let go of that. I'm ready to move on with my life and though I can't forget about the past decade of my life without you in it, I'm able to see those memories from a new lens that helped me realize that you, not me, were the worst part of our group. I've always thought it was me.

It feels good to write this out. Feels like a stamp of something permanent when maybe before I thought it was temporary. I'm closing the chapter, and, I feel okay about it.


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205,024 Recently, while I was at work, my husband had a friend over. The friend was interested in buying some tools. Later in the evening, I went down to the basement to do some laundry.  I noticed that a ton of my art supplies were all over the floor.  Some of the pens had rolled under the tool bench and the washer.  The empty box and lid were on the bench.

I asked my husband if he knew why my supplies were all over the basement floor.  He said yes, when he was grabbing something from another shelf, he knocked over the box.  I asked why he didn't pick everything up and put it back.  "Well, we got busy talking, and then I wanted to show him something else..."

He didn't even apologize.  This shows the level of respect that my husband has for me.  I'm telling you, if I knocked HIS stuff over and just left it like that, there would be hell to pay.


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205,023 I went to a local meeting for Republicans. I would never go to such a thing. But I had to attend for a friend. While sitting there I couldn't help but look at the other 30 people in the audience and wonder if any were packing a gun in the waist band of their pants. I thought I could see a few shirts bulging. It was unnerving. I lasted 30 minutes, got what I needed, and then left. Phew.


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205,022 A few months ago, i thought i was in love with my best friend's boyfriend. We're really good friends and we have a lot of familial love for each other as well as sexual attraction. I've even slept with him twice without her knowing, and sometimes when we're drunk and she's not there we look deeply into each other's eyes and kiss passionately from the love we have. It's wrong, deliciously tempting, and warped.

2 months ago, i met the boy who's now my boyfriend. He's amazing, sincere, and we're already in love with each other. It happened so organically before we even talked about it. He's the boy next door. But now that I'm really in love i realize what i have with my bff's bf was just an approximation, me trying to find love where it could never grow into more than anything but a torrid affair.

I'm not in love with him. I'm in love with my boyfriend. But i wonder how he'll feel when, even though he's cheated on my best friend for me, i tell him that nothing more can happen between us, whether my boyfriend is there or not. It's hypocritical of me to play the "but that would be cheating" card when I've alreadt influenced him to do so a couple times himself.

But I'm stronger than him, and I know what real love is now. I have no desire to cheat with him anymore, because i have real love, all to myself now. It's selfish, but it's the truth. This affair is over. And I'm happy about that


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205,021 When I was a little kid my mother would bring me to the barber in town. As he put the smock on me, he'd reach his hand underneath and squeeze my nuts. I assumed this was part of the barber experience - he cuts your hair and checks your nuts. It was only when I was older that I realized....


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205,020 I don't want to move to this next job.  I don't want to not see you again.  I have spent the last two years quietly pining for you while knowing that any move on my part would be very inappropriate for multiple reasons.  Part of me is dying knowing that I won't see you again.


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205,019 I work in a small open office in a white collar professional field. We don't have a proper break room, so most of us eat lunch at our desks. About 4 out of 5 days a week, a colleague of mine, an all around nice guy and good worker, brings a large bag of raw carrots with him as part of his lunch. He slowly and thoroughly and loudly chews each one. It quite literally drives me insane to the point where I physically have to leave the office to avoid saying something rude and being a total shithead. But jesus in heaven it's like I am working in a fucking stable!


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205,018 A secret below reminds me of a sore point in my rocky marriage.

My wife had an unopened box of condoms in her bedside drawer. She had them from before we met. They stayed in the drawer untouched for a few years. The drawer is also where we keep our passports. Shortly after we were married, I went away on a business trip to Europe. When I came back, I put my passport back in the drawer. I instantly noticed the box of condoms was open. Condoms were missing. To this day my wife says the cleaning lady must have stolen a few.

Tell me, does anyone believe my wife's explanation?


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205,017 As a handy rule, yesterday's shirt is today's napkin.


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205,016 There's a woman I know. I'm not sure if she's a friend or an enemy. I post a lot of political and life stuff online. She replies with responses which come across as mean. Like I'll say I think our Mayor is doing a good. She'll respond very publicly with, "My God you are an Idiot. Dopes like you should be run out of town." Okay, she's an enemy. But other times she sends me private messages which are flirty. "I really like what you posted today. BTW, I saw you running. You are looking hot! We should go running together sometime and have coffee afterwards."

It's a repeating pattern. Publicly she puts me down. Privately she flirts. I don't get it.


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205,015 When I was 13 I had a paper route. As was the Thursday afternoon routine, I rang one woman's doorbell to collect the weekly fee. She answered the door wearing only a towel. I politely tried to look away. She fumbled for money in her purse and dropped the towel. She acted all flustered. In looking back, and now knowing more about people and life, I am certain she dropped the towel on purpose. I wish I was more world aware back then. I would have been glad to play along with her game.


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205,014 The other night my wife wanted to have sex, so I reached over to grab a condom out of the nightstand. Last one in the box of 12. She's in menopause, so we don't really need to use them, but they let me last longer and they are textured, which feels good to her.

Anyway, I told her I bought the box about a year ago, so it must be time to get our next year's supply. She laughed her ass off at the implication. Us oldsters, living all crazy and getting our once a month sex!

If I was a little younger, the whole scene would have pissed me off. But after 29 years, I can't be bothered with whining about how much sex we have. Just hop on top and let's get going before my dick gets soft!


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205,013 When I was about 15, there were numerous times I sincerely asked Jesus Christ to enter my heart and become my lord and savior. You see, my girlfriend was born again, and I thought if I was born again, I might get in her pants. Christ never came for me, and I didn't get in her pants until a few years later when she was taking a little break from her Christianity. When it finally happened, you could have told me her pussy was my lord and savior and I would have said Amen!


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205,012 I'm quite certain that my father's third wife murdered him by intentionally mismanaging his prescription dosages. I can't prove it. Now the bitch tried to friend me on Facebook and wants to see her "grandkids!" Fuck off!


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205,011 The song “A Million dreams” is a perfect explanation... Listen to it.


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205,010 Sometimes I hear the sudden gurgling of liquid in my skull. I panic and think a blood vessel burst and the sound is the blood spilling into the cavities in my brain. My heart races. I wait for my vision to go dark as death closes in.

But nothing happens. The gurgling sounds stops and I'm fine.

I wish I knew what causes that sound.


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205,009 Wish I had cheated on him when I had the chance. I was stupid to be loyal to our marriage!


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205,008 I don't like talking to people on Facetime. I forget they can see my face. I have a habit of visually expressing my feelings when on the phone. I roll my eyes and make duh faces when someone says something stupid. This soooo doesn't work if they can see my face. I've upset a few people. No more facetime for me. From now on I'm telling people facetime doesn't work on any of my devices.


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205,007 Yesterday evening my wife returned home from who knows where. She came right up to me and said she needed a massage. This is her wink wink that we will have sex. Or it used to be 10 years ago when we used to have sex. She said she had to do a few things first and then she would meet me in the bedroom shortly.

Ten minutes later she was watching a show on TV. She sat there for two hours. Then she quietly got up and went into the kitchen. She didn't return. She took the back stairs and snuck off to the bedroom and went to sleep.

Why do women behave this way? I had resigned myself to this being a sexless marriage. So why does she create the appearance she will have sex, only to renege again? Is it like some sadistic captor who says he will let his victim go, creating hope, but then instead slices her throat?

Women. Ug.


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205,006 Gun laws are pointless. If someone is on a mission to commit mass murder, he doesn't care if his guns are legal or illegal. How silly to think that passing a law about his guns paperwork is gong to stop his killing spree.

My secret, I am very much against guns. But at the same time I'm against gun laws. They give people false hope.


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205,005 Many experts say the key to a good relationship is communication. But what should I do when I try to discuss an issue with my wife and she sticks her fingers in her ears while chanting "la la la la" so she can't hear my voice? Seriously, this is what she often does.


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205,004 How many have met the “right one” after getting settled into a good, loving relationship?  I’m talking soul connection kind of right.


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205,003 I talk to my dogs more than I talk to people.


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205,002 Actual conversations with my wife from the past week.

ME: When will you be home?
HER: Kathy is picking me up.

*

ME: Polly called. [Polly is her sister]
HER: You’re kidding. Wow, I haven’t heard from her in 30 years.
ME: You  spoke to her this morning.
HER: No I didn’t. I haven’t seen her since 4th grade. She was my best friend.
ME: When I say Polly called, I’m talking about your sister. She calls many times every day.
HER: Oh that Polly.

*

ME: Would you like Chinese for dinner tonight?
HER: It’s Thursday.

*

ME: I’m going to the market, do you need anything?
HER: On purpose?

*

ME: Do you want to go out to a movie, or stay home and watch Netflix?
HER: Yes.

*

ME: Does the car need gas?
HER: It’s not going to rain, so no.

*

ME: Don’t forget it’s Robby’s birthday on Saturday. [Robby is our son.]
HER: Which Robby? Ours, or the other Robby in his class?
ME: You don’t know which Robby I’m talking about?
HER: Is it the one in his class?
ME: No.

*

No one should have to live this way.



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205,001 I have a job interview tomorrow and I am so scared of getting the job. The job is in my reach but I have severe anxiety and depression. I can’t even get out of bed some days. I want to want to build myself and create a life I can be proud of but I don’t see how I can do that when I am dysfunctional 80% of the time. To be honest, I wish I could just go to sleep and never wake up, but I don’t want to ruin my sweet and happy husband by making him a young widow. I promised him i will keep trying but it’s becoming too hard. I don’t know what to do. I just have no hope for the future anymore and I don’t have any desire to do anything or keep going.


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205,000 I'm 29 and find it hard to get over the fact that I didn't have an 18th or 21st birthday party.
Any advice?


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204,999 I hate my wife. You might wonder why we have a child if I hate her. Because I fell for her manipulative trap. When we got married, sex instantly stopped. I mean it stopped completely. She claimed she was too busy. She didn't have a job, but she was too busy. At the three year mark, she suddenly said she wanted to have sex. Turns out several friends of hers were having babies. My wife didn't want to miss out on this new social club -- mothers with babies. My wife insisted we have sex everyday. This lasted for a few weeks. Then she found out she was pregnant. The sex was turned off again. Mission accomplished. I wasn't needed anymore. So yes, we're married. I hate her. We never have sex. But we have a child together.


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204,998 I'm told I'm about to lose my Facebook account and possibly get arrested. I innocently posted a picture to show something. I didn't quite focus on the fact there were some names and addresses visible on a piece of paper in the background. I'm told it is illegal post someone's name and address and Facebook will dump me for this reason. The picture was online for only a few minutes before a troll complained and I took it down. The troll said he took a screen shot and sent it to Facebook and the police. Does anyone know if this is true? Am I in trouble for this? Or am I being bullied by a troll? If it matters, the names and addresses were of people in town who belong to a club. It is a publicly available document given to me by my local municipal government, free for the asking. Anyone can get it if they want.


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204,997 I don't want to grow old with him. It would depress me to know I spent my entire adult life married to a man I do not like.


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204,996 I had a friend when growing up. Her name was Nancy. Her maiden name was Cianci. Her middle name was Anne.

Altogether she was Nancy Anne Cianci.

Say it out loud.


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204,995 My wife prances around naked all morning. She takes a shower and then while still naked, she goes in the kitchen to make coffee. She might do a load of laundry. She'll read her emails and texts. All with no clothes on. It's quite a show. One day the Fedex guy is going to get a real treat.


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204,994 I'd rather be dead than have Alzheimers in my old age. My brain is everything to me. Without it I'd have no reason to live anymore.


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204,993 I've told my bratty, lazy, self entitled, disgustingly messy daughter she has to move out of my house. She;s 19. She drives me nuts. She refuses to get a job. She refuses to eat the food I make. She insists she only eats strange health food items which I don't want to waste money on anymore because she takes a bite and then decides she doesn't like it so the expensive item goes to waste. She takes my car. She leaves her crap everywhere, even her dirty underwear. She seems so bitter and unhappy here. She drags down our mood. Yet she refuses to leave even though I'm insisting on it.


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204,991 I get really annoyed with Facebook's "feature" where they organize responses based on the very subjective criteria of "most relevant". Who are they to decide what is most relevant? What happens too is the responses to a conversation get jumbled up and knocked out of chronological order. So I can't understand the flow of the conversation anymore. It's like the dumbest feature I've ever seen on a chat board. I saw a thread the other day with only one comment. Wouldn't that necessarily be the most relevant? No. Facebook choose not to show the one comment. Really? Someone makes a comment and Facebook decided I shouldn't see it? They go too far.


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204,990 My oldest daughter died from cancer. As we are planning her service, I find out that my KUNTY ex sister in law is doing the slide show. I expect that she will exclude my family and beef up her family. Not what I wanted, but my 2 other daughters sought out good ol' Aunt KUNTY to help w the slideshow, which is what I didn't want. You see, aunt KUNTY is a photographer and 3 times now she has left out my family when she has been the photographer for my daughters weddings, etc... My daughters are so disrespectful of me that I shouldn't be surprised. Makes me just want to kill myself that they hate me so much.



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204,989 My bipolar disorder is pretty well-managed...but sometimes I still get episodes and right now I would do anything to be able to give a shit about anything. I just feel like the lowliest thing alive and can’t muster the energy to do the most menial of household chores or be bothered to eat anything. I hate this fucking hellish apathy. I desperately want to care, but I can’t, and I don’t know how long this episode is going to hold me captive...I just want to cry. I’m a high functioning depressive and I don’t feel like anyone is going to take me seriously if I reach out for help because I don’t show much, if any, signs that something is wrong. Fuck.


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204,988 I'm so fucking high right now...


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204,987 I love it when my wife wakes me up in the middle of the night to a long sloppy blowjob.


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204,986 My wife had a years long emotional affair. I was too weak to get out and stand up for myself.  I put with it.  I'd be gaslighted that nothing happened so her going on dates with him was okay. I took it.  

in March of 2017 I began a physical affair with someone i met.  we found out we ran in the same circles and had the same friends for 20 years.  (i'm 41 y.o MM - she is 37 y.o. MW).  It was amazing.  4 months in we were caught.  my wife caught me with cell phone.  blew up her life.  her husband stayed.  we tried counseling and it didn't work.  my AP and i stayed friends.  Within months we picked back up.  But we fell in love.  like fucking hard in love.  saw her all the time. talked daily.

over the next year i began divorcing my wife.  I knew i needed to do this.  my AP gave me the strength to know i needed to do this to feel free.  It is amazing.  As i moved out and began a life we had plans to give it a shot.  

just 3 days ago she got distant.  told me she can't love me anymore. She is going to work on things and move 900 miles away.  I'm fucking devastated.  I didn't leave my marriage for her but we talked and planned our lives.  A week ago we were driving around looking for houses together.  

And now it's gone. She is my best friend. we have cried together over this.  i can't eat or sleep.  i'm a disaster.

But the 2.5 years we were together i never knew i could love like that.  I never knew someone could love and support me in such a way.  I got a glimpse of what life long partnerships are like.  I know i didn't have that in my marriage.  Although i'm devastated and cannot imagine my life without her I know that true love like that exists.  I don't know if i'll ever find it but i know it's there.

if you're in a shitty relationship just get out.  don't get into something that isn't sustainable but just know you can be loved and supported in the most amazing ways ever if you just find the right person. i'm afriad my true person and soul is there for me and i just can't have her. i love you JAS. forever.


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204,985 I'm watching America's Got Talent while getting trashed on cheap malt liquor and smoking some tasty stink bud. This is the highlight of my week.


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204,984 Calling someone Fredo is a racist slur? We've gone off the deep end.


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204,983 I was just diagnosed with cancer.  I'm 48 years old.  

Well, it's almost-cancer.  I have the specific form of the disease right now that is as close as you can get to malignant, metastasized cancer as you can get.  I had gone 10 months not realizing what the signs were.  Had I gone much longer, it would have turned into lymphoma, pancreatic, or liver cancer.  It was removed, but I'm at the point now where I have to still get fully checked out to make sure it's all gone.

And how did I realize today about how I feel about this?

I felt fucking GREAT.  I would FINALLY be released from this SHITHOLE LIFE.  My life has been a big fucking turd wash.  I WAS FUCKING HAPPY.

And then I remembered... I have two little girls.  I have to stay alive for them.  I have to keep on my toes for them.  I can't let myself slip.  I can't leave them without a father.

This is fucked up, but it saddens me that I can't die.


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204,982 We weren't sure if it was a herpes sore starting on my mouth, or just a burn from the hot food the night before.  But, she kissed me anyways.
It was a small burn that faded.  But she didn't know that.  "If you have it, i want it", she said.
I'd say that's Love.


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204,981 I did not agree for Microsoft to install a new operating system on my laptop. Yet that's what my machine is doing at the moment. It happened all on it's own as I was in the middle of typing an email. I have a conference call to make in 20 minutes and I need my laptop to be working. This sucks. They have no right to update my machine without my permission.


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204,980 Everyday my wife comes home and immediately tells me everything I'm doing wrong. Phew, I'm so lucky to have someone correcting me all the time...


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204,979 Napping is my favorite part of the day.


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204,978 There's a woman in my town who keeps yammering on about her political views. She dominates the local chats boards. It's tedious for the rest of us

Separately I've been looking at houses for sale. I saw one I like. Guess who the broker is? This politically annoying woman.

I looked up who owns the house. I sent him a message asking if I could see the house, but without the broker involved. He wrote back and said either I deal with the broker or I can't see the house.

This is a major buyer's market. I will be spending a large amount of money. I want the experience to be pleasant. I insist on it. I thanked him but said I'll find someplace else to buy.

All this happened about a month ago. Today I received an email alert saying the price of that house has been lowered another $50,000.

He he. Nope, still not interested. I will never be interested. I hope he loses even more money.


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204,977 Every attempt at communication with my wife ends with her screaming at me. I asked if she'd like some lunch. I said we have some homemade chicken salad left over from the dinner I made last night.

"I don't want any of your stupid leftovers. Why would I want leftovers? I want something fresh. Your leftovers are probably spoiled. Is that why you are forcing them on me, to make me sick? Kids, look what your father is doing. He's trying to poison me!!!"

I'm so tired.


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204,976 There is a big push in the media  to raise awareness about the danger of..... flip flops. Yes, flip flops have been identified as the new public menace #1.

"There's no arch support.... they can cause headaches.... your toes get tired from holding on...."

Could you millennials just shut the fuck up. You are constantly looking for something to whine about.


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204,975 I stick my finger up my wife's butt during sex. I often can feel poop in there. I jab at it and then show her a brown glob on my finger.

"No, no, don't do that. Gross. Ew. No no no."

Then she adds, "You're not going to put your finger in your mouth are you? "

I put my finger in my mouth.

"No, no, don't do that. Gross. Ew. No no no..... you're not going to suck your finger clean are you? "

I suck my finger clean.

"No, no, don't do that. Gross. Ew. No no no..... you're not going to kiss me on the lips are you? "

I kiss her on the lips.

She kisses me back while pushing her tongue into my dirty mouth.

With a woman, sometimes no means yes.






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204,974 In modern times, we might say "The United States is a great place to live."

But before the Civil War people would say "The United States ARE a great place to live."

The states were considered separate entities. So they were referred to in a plural sense. There wasn't the concept of unity and one nation as a whole.

I think we should go back to the pre Civil War grammar. I don't think we have the concept of unity anymore.


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204,973 When I was a kid, there were many days at school where I had a little change but not quite enough money for the hot lunch, which was all of $0.90. Rather than tell anyone or ask for help, I would just spend whatever I had on a $0.25 ice cream sandwich (or two). Obviously not a huge deal relative to some of the challenges lots of other kids faced, but I still wonder how my Mom could have been so unaware.

Today, with two young kids, I try to be a good parent - and I understand the jury's out until my kids make it to adulthood - but I can promise they will never be forced to eat ice cream sandwiches for lunch.


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204,972 Yesterday I was in the supermarket and bought a Hershey's cake. It was a chocolate cake that used Hershey's chocolate. I brought it home and announced it would be for dessert. My children cheered and kept talking about it. We never have Hershey's anything. But this looked good.

Today my FB page is filled with ads for Hershey's products. I've never gotten these ads before. I paid for the cake in cash.

Tell me again how no one is listening to us in the privacy of our homes....


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204,971 My sister in law is in her late 60s and still wears a bikini to the beach. This is not a good thing. Her skin is so wrinkled and unpleasant to see. I can't tell her this though.


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204,970 I've put up with my wife's condescension towards me for years. She loves spending the money I earn, but she can't be bothered to treat me respectfully, like I treat her.

Well don't ya know, she landed a job. Now her condescending shade on me has intensified. She figures she doesn't need me any more. She has her own salary now. She can independently go out and buy herself a fancy car and a large house and pay for all those restaurant meals....

Her salary is $25,000 a year. LOL.


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204,969 My wife's sister has a new boyfriend. We assume he has no backbone if he's dating this domineering witch. Her last husband went running for the hills. We all liked him way more than we like her. This new guy must be a total wus. I've wondered if she is one of those black leather dominatrix types and she keeps the new guy locked in the closet until he pees on himself. I guess he enjoys peeing on himself so he sticks around.


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204,968 I think we need a reboot. Our world is so damned corrupt. The rich became fabulously rich by taking advantage of others, or by lying, or stealing. We should go back to square one. We should void everyone's bank account.  Going forward if you want to eat, go do something to earn new chits.  


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204,967 When I was 35 or so I starting dating a woman whose prior boyfriend died of AIDS. She told me on the third date when we most likely would have had sex for the first time. I stopped anything from happening that night. She said she had been tested twice. No sign of the disease. But I was still too uncomfortable with the idea to pursue a relationship with her. I felt bad for her. She was a really great person, but I wasn't wasn't going to deal with the anxiety.


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204,966 One kinky thing I have done, my wife has a thong with a leopard skin pattern. It's tan with brown and black spots. Very sexy. I have pushed it entirely up my rectum and then I went out for coffee. I came back an hour later. I pulled the thing out of my rectum, smoothed it out and placed it back in her panty drawer. I noticed one small brown spot I left on it. But it blended in with the leopard pattern so she never noticed. She wore the thong a few days later. That was so freaking hot .



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204,965 When I was in High school I was at my gf house at a family bday party. I took her in her room with the door wide open and pulled her panties down and ate her pussy. All while her family was down the hall a few feet away.


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204,964 Dear Overpriced, Over-rated, Over-processed “meatless” burger producers.

I’ve been eating homemade veggie protein and properly combining veggie proteins for over 30 years.

Your factory flavourless crap tastes like shit.   I’d rather eat at McDonald’s.

Please stick your “meatless” burgers up your asses.


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204,963 My boyfriend told me he quit smoking before he met me. I said that’s good, because I would never marry a smoker.

Well, he started smoking again, because some friend of his gave him a cigarette at a party and told him to just smoke it. Four years of not smoking gone in one puff.

I reminded him I would never marry a smoker. He laughed and said, I guess you’ll just never get married, then.  

Right, because he’s the only man left on earth, non-smoking men do not exist. It’s his sooty ass or nothing.

Oh no, I’m getting married sometime in the future, just not to Marlboro Man. He doesn’t know it yet, but he and his cigs are history as soon as I get all my stuff home from his place.  He’s been pressuring me to co-sign for him on a car loan, but needless to say that’s not happening.

F / 26 / not going to be a lung cancer widow like my mom, aunt, and grandmother


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204,962 The biggest bummer since finding out I have herpes is that no guy will go down on me. I know my ex would've been fantastic at it but he was too afraid to touch me at all.


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204,961 went into a Sex Shop with SB, and picked out a HOT short black spandex skirt.  She got home, put it on, and proceeded to stroke my cock, Edge it, stroke it, until I shot strings of sperm all over.  Her big fake tits lay on my chest, as she kissed me and talked to me.
So hot!
then she took my sperm and rubbed it on her tits, glistening in the dim light.


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204,960 I feel weird about this but terminating my pregnancy was the most loving decision I could've made at the time. Bringing a child into that situation would've been awful and cruel.


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204,959 When I was a kid my parents had me take private singing/music lessons ( I used to be able to read music notes and play some instruments) and also did theater for 3 years and loved every minute of it but quit after I was disappointed of not getting the part that I wanted on one of the productions and instead focus my energy and free time towards sports( martial arts, track and gymnastics) but lately the love for the arts been making a comeback once my teen goes to college I should go back and give it a try again .


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204,958 If I send you an email with a question, don't write back in a new email with an answer, but without including the original question.

See the "RESPOND" button? Use it! Then my original question will automatically be included as a reference.

Think people!


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204,957 I hate when motorcycles zig between cars on a busy highway. No wonder why they die so often. No tears from me.


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204,956 Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.


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204,955 I had a girlfriend in college. Over the summer between junior and senior year she went home and I stayed at the university working in a lab. I sublet an apartment. I had no phone. I coudn't afford it. I would call her once a week late on Sunday nights from a phone booth on the street corner. One time we were having sexy banter and it developed into phone sex. She was in her room at home touching herself. I started jerking off in the phone booth. We booth came. In looking back, I could have been arrested for lewd behavior in public. But I didn't care. Love is like that.


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204,954 I dated a girl. She often stayed at my apartment. We had a fight. I left the apartment for a few hours. When I came back I noticed the few items of clothing she kept there were gone. So was my DVD player. What piece of shit, she stole my DVD player!


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204,953 A family was asked to leave a restaurant because their special ed son was being too loud. This story was presented in the news as outrageous and unfair. But I feel the opposite. The other patrons of the restaurant have the right to a quiet dinner out. Why should they have to put up with a rowdy child? If it was a normal kid, then the family should be thrown out. But special ed kids have more rights than normal kids and can do whatever they want? I didn't agree to that. The restaurant was right in asking the family to leave, in my opinion.


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204,952 I don't know this 24-year old woman I know on Twitter (the one who's constantly posting selfies with her tits hanging out)is pissing me the fuck off with her attitude.  Go ahead and flame me, I probably deserve it.  Maybe I'm just looking to feel annoyed about something.  But she just posted this today.

"There are too many instances when a guy says “I just wanna be friends” and then can’t handle actually just being friends without trying to flirt. Like I just have no trust in making new guy friends anymore."

Honey, if a guy tells you he "just wants to be friends," then he's not flirting with you if he's being nice to you.  It's your fucking "I'm wonderfullll everybody look at my titssss everybody wantsss meeee" attitude that's (1) making him not want to get serious with you, and (2) making you still think he wants you.  Get over yourself!


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204,951 Liam hemsworth got cheated on and dumped. So men if it can happen to him it can happen to you too


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204,950 I could never understand certain guys who claim they love women with some meat on their bones but yet they cheat on them with very slim almost flat chested , flat butt girls. What’s up with that ?


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204,949 I'm on a mission to get my teenagers to each gain 10 pounds this summer. They are too skinny. They drink seltzer and have salads for dinner. I'm forcing them to eat chocolate cake and drink Dr. Pepper. I've never seen kids so disinterested in comfort food. They need to enjoy life more!


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204,948 Every now and then I encounter an angry bitter wench online. She verbally attacks me for who the hell knows what. I'll do a little digging to see who I'm dealing with, and more often than not I find she's past her prime and divorced.

Divorced? No surprise there. These aging divorced women are horrible people. They probably haven't been laid in 10 years and have no chance of anyone ever taking an interest in them again. Sure, go ahead, give me a hard time online. I chuckle knowing you will die alone and your hungry cats will eat your body.


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204,947 Today my wife and I were talking about the self checkout line in the supermarket. She had just gone shopping and brought it up, saying she entered a fruit name incorrectly and had to call over the one female employee who covers that area. I didn't know why she was bringing this up. Telling me she rang up organic bananas instead of regular bananas... well... it wasn't a very exciting story. But I dutifully listened.

Then she asked if I've seen that one female employee at the self checkout. I thought for a moment. I said the tall one with the long brown hair? My wife said yes. She asked what I thought about her. I hadn't much thought about her at all before. But off the top of my head I said she's very stunning looking. My wife said yes, she is, she's beautiful. Then my wife said, and I quote as best I remember it, " Would you... you know.... would you ever think of getting to know her more... and you know... bringing her home and... you know... having sex with her?"

I was like, "What? Me bring her home and have sex with her?"

My wife said, "No... I mean... we would have sex with her...."

Whoa. I wasn't expecting that. I wasn't expecting any of this conversation. I gently asked my wife if she would be interested in having sex, the three of us.

My wife said, "Maybe..."

Then our son came in the room. Then the phone rang. Then my wife said she had to start dinner. She squeezed my hand and said we'll talk later tonight.

Talk about a cliffhanger. She definitely has my attention. What great foreplay. The entire evening I've been on the edge of my seat. Hopefully there is more to come on this.


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204,946 Interesting I been reading a lot of old secrets from the archives and the Rice girl keeps popping up . You know the woman who only ate nothing but rice to lose weight. Are you still alive ? Wouldn’t your body get malnourished from only eating rice . Did you went back to eating normal again? If so did you gain all the weight back?


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204,945 Interesting to watch America destroy herself - like a cancer - from the inside out.   I can only wonder what her enemies, China, India, et. al. are thinking.


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204,944 The 40ish “black guy” on my street (with no kids) is mowing he lawn again at 8:30 PM on Sunday night.    

We all get it - you’re wife hates you, you’re lazy and you have no friends.  

Instead, try not to be the asshole of the neighborhood and mow at 8:30 AM.

Timing is everything in life.


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204,943 Most vivid and incredible dream. I could feel him and hear him.


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204,942 Earlier today while working in the backyard, I saw a baby dove lying on the ground. But as I got closer, I could see his chest rapidly expanding and decompressing, but he wouldn’t budge. I imagine he either fell from his nest, or broke his wing. Either way, he didn’t look well. So I called a few places seeing what I could do, what they could do, but the answer was always the same. They’d either hang up on me, or tell me there’s nothing I can do.

Some of the people I live with came out and saw the bird.

“Ew, get it away from me!”
“Why does it look so gross.”
“The dog is going to rip it up!”

FUCK YOU.

After they left, I grabbed a small dish from the kitchen, filled it with water, carefully put it next to the dove, put some bird seed next to that, pushed the plants over to give it some shade, then walked inside and took a nap.

During that nap I had an extensive dream, a very vivid dream. But during that dream, there was a part where I walked into my backyard and saw the mother dove next to the baby, and when she flew up to perch on the wire, he followed her up, struggling to reach the wire, but eventually made it and landed right next to her.

When I woke up and started writing this dream down in my notes, I realized that what I saw with the dove didn’t actually happen, so I walked outside to check on him to see that he had passed away, covered in flies with his mouth agape, the water and food untouched. It was just his time to go.

So, I grabbed my shovel, found a nice secluded area in the yard, and began to dig, and dig, and dig, and I kept digging until I felt like he would be out of harms away. Then when I was done, I grabbed my twine and made a cross out of two twigs I found laying nearby. I don’t know why I made a cross, maybe I’m just replicating what I’ve seen at funerals, but it felt necessary.

I threw some bird seed into the hole, as well as various flower and plant seeds. For all intent and purposes, based on what I saw, he was dead, but on the off chance he might wake, he might wake suffering, I had to make sure he wouldn’t. So I took the shovel and ended his suffering if he was still alive.

I placed him in the hole, said a few words, and then pushed the dirt back in, packing it in as tight as I could so nothing would disturb him. I stuck the cross on the center of his grave, then sat down and started talking to it. I just kind of ranted about life, growing up, the world we live in, I don’t know…

Doves have always been my favorite bird. I think they’re beautiful and lovely to watch. I love the sounds they make, I love their fat little bellies, I love that they mate for life. They’re alive in every sense of the word, more than most people I know, and their love is stronger than anything we can imagine.

When I was much younger something similar happened back at my old house. A baby dove had fallen in our backyard, and our dog had done what dogs do and began thrashing it about. I remember walking up to it after getting my dog to stop, and seeing her chest rapidly expand and decompress much like his…fear. She died shortly after, so my mom and I buried him in the garden.

The next day I walked outside and saw an adult dove standing on where we buried the baby. Much like this dove, when I approached her she didn’t fly away or move. She would just sit there, and coo. Completely paralyzed. She wasn’t hurt, she wasn’t sick, she wasn’t immobile. She was gone, void of life, an empty shell.

This went on for another day or two until one day I walked outside and saw something that breaks my fucking heart every time I think about it. Laying on the ground was the mother dove, her neck snapped so bad it had a pool of blood around it. And on the window above her was an imprint of her body. She had become so overwhelmed with grief, she flew as hard as she could into the window and killed herself…

I guess there’s really nothing else to say.

Rest In Peace, baby dove.


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204,941 Do you say piss, pee or urine?


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204,940 I don't get long distant romances. Why would you choose such a difficult path? Find someone who lives nearby. I'm wondering if people involved in the long distance love crap really don't want a boyfriend or girlfriend. So they get one far away who they don't have to see very often.


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204,939 I saw an amazing amateur porno clip. It was a 40 something married couple who invited a stranger into their bed. The stranger laid on his back. The wife mounted him and rode up and down on his cock. The husband set up the camera at the foot of the bed which gave a great view. Then the husband inched up behind his wife and slid his cock into her ass. The stranger asked if they were both inside the wife.

The husband said, "Yes, and our cocks are rubbing together."

The stranger said, "So fucking hot to have my cock touching your cock."

The husband said, "I don't know how long I can last. Will it be okay if when I come, some of my cum gets on your cock."

The stranger, "Yes, I want it to happen. I want your cum to drip on my cock."

This was too much for the husband and he started to moan and cum in his wife's ass. As he finished, he pulled out of his wife and his cum did drip onto the stranger's cock.

The stranger said, "I can feel your cum on me."

The husband said, "Can I touch your cock?"

The stranger said yes and the husband took a firm hold of the stranger's shaft and balls. It was too much for the stranger and he started to cum in the wife's pussy.

His cum leaked out all over the husband's hand.

All this, the guys' cocks touching, her husband's cum on the stranger's cock, the stranger's cum on her husband's hand, was too much for the wife and she started cumming.

The entire clip was two minutes long and it was absolutely the best snippet of amateur porn I've ever seen.

I'd give anything to get my wife interested in this kind of sexual adventure. It will never happen though.


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204,938 I am a movie/television junkie.

Currently Len Lesser is on The Monkees in a episode titled Texas on channel 4.3. He is also on Seinfeld on The Shower Head on channel 4.2.

Having guest stars on two different programs at the same time happens too often to not be intentional on the part of the person in charge of programming. I want to meet these people. They must be very interesting people.


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204,937 People around me should be thankful I don't own a taser.


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204,936 It will be fun having a gay husband/boyfriend, we could go shopping together, get mania/pedis , he could take me to the opera / theater, museums our life would be perfect.  Oh well a girl can dream..

F/39


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204,935 My sister in law wears low cut tops which shows off her cleavage. We were at a family event the other day. She comes over to where I'm sitting with my two teenage sons. She bends down to talk to us. We can see her boobs hanging down like hams in  butcher shop. Of course my sons are mesmerized. I think she does this on purpose. She plays mind games with people. Women, if you wonder why some men get obsessed with sex, it's because some of your own kind make it happen with their cock teasing.


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204,934 This sounds petty on my part, but a new neighbor moved in next door. He had a landscaper come and plant new bushes around his house. He called me up the other day and said he's going on vacation and can I water his new shrubs while he's gone. I think I am a good person. I volunteer in my community all the time. But on projects which aid everyone. Water my neighbor's shrubs?? It sounds like a chore. It sounds like he doesn't want to spend money to pay someone. So he is having me do it for free. I don't want to get paid. I don't want anything at all to do with his shrubs. It should not be my problem. He strikes me as very self centered where he thinks I'm here to be his servant.


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204,933 I feel stupid for pretending to be straight for so long. I could have been sucking my best friends dick for YEARS by now! Just have to make up for lost time I guess.


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204,932 Bought a house in my old home town over a year ago as I wanted a place to stay in town when I am there for family duties. It’s one of 3 places I have.

I’m in town a fair bit and meet up with an old classmate from high school.  She was attractive then, and is now. I’m divorced and she is also. I told her I was interested to re-connect with her and she totally blew me off. Twice actually.

That is till recently when all of a sudden, she has expressed a strong interest to me.  I know what happened. From a mutual friend she discovered my net worth. Now I am totally not interested.



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204,931 One of my children is very difficult when it comes to eating. He makes a fuss over everything on his plate. Eating dinner takes him over an hour. It's annoying as hell. He does it for the attention. I predict he's going to grow up to be a very annoying adult, the kind of whiny guy no one likes and no one ever invites anywhere.


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204,930 A woman posted to facebook that she was looking for a doctor to treat her psoriasis.. Another woman responded and said her doctor is "the best", he has been treating her for psoriasis for years....

Ummm, if he's been treating you for years then it doesn't sound like he was successful. That wouldn't qualify him as "the best" doctor. Just saying.


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204,929 I'm a racist. I believe some types of people are better suited at certain tasks. I believe Asian people are smarter. At the same time I believe black people are better athletes. I'm white. I believe white people are mediocre at most everything.

See, I'm a horrible racist. I think positive things about other races. And I think poorly of my own race. Should I be condemned for this?


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204,928 I'll be avoiding large stores and malls for a while. I'll shop online and by food late at night when hardly anyone is in the supermarket. It's too dangerous to be in crowded places anymore.


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204,927 My wife is now working. This is the first time she's had a job since I've known her. Her boss informed her she will be going on a business trip next week. It's a training course in Texas. Her boss said he'll be going with her. I'm uncomfortable with this. She'll be staying in a hotel with her boss? He strikes me as a ladies man (he has been divorced twice). My wife is a flirt who cheated on me once during our courtship. I don't want to sound like the jealous suspicious husband, but I don't trust her. I'm not liking this one bit.


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204,926 Today is August 11, 2019.  It is the 30th anniversary of when I first got a girl's shirt off and played with her boobies.  Funny how a guy remembers these things.


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204,925 I’m 25, 5’7”, 150 pounds, long brunette hair, and with a silk nightgown on that barely covers my ass. I just finished showering after a day of hiking, and I put baby oil everywhere on my body.
My husband doesn’t notice though.
He’s on his phone playing PUBG.

Some men cause their own problems.


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204,923 Even though I want  and wished for DD, I am moving on. I have a man that is wanting to be with me and has treated me like a queen, hopefully next week at this time will be continue enjoying a new path of life. DD, I am still hoping for you to step up to the plate.


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204,922 We bought a house a few months ago.  It’s in a nice quiet community with a lot of history- our house is also over a hundred years old and has a lot of that early 20th Century craftsman character.  

Early on, during the transition from our old house to this one, my wife was sleeping in our bedroom and noticed the dog had woken up as though he’d seen something. I was at the other house packing, so I’d slept there by myself that night. She told me the next day that she briefly felt a presence in the room and it scared her for a moment (we found out later that the lady who’d lived there before had died in the same bedroom).

I didn’t think too much of it, but certainly thought it was plausible.  Fast forward 6-7 weeks or so-  I was working in the guest room, caught up in my task when I noticed a movement out of my peripheral vision. I know I saw someone walking by in the hallway.  A few days later, it happened again.  I didn’t feel a strange feeling the way some people describe, but it did catch my attention.

The other day, I was telling my son about our experiences within the confines of our house; that’s when he told me he’d seen the same thing, or spirit if you will. The funny thing is that they seem to be curious about us.  It’s as though they’ll only be present when we’re occupied.  I wonder when the next encounter will happen.....


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204,921 On the first date he mentioned his cat's name is Mr. Fluffy Pants. That's when I knew it was going to work out.

We've been married 9 years.


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204,920 I'm a bit of a clairvoyant. I see things before they happen. I feel things happen and then find out that they happen. I dream about things and then they happen. Nobody believes me.


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204,919 Just curious: If you won 50 million dollars on the lottery, would you stay with your husband/wife/significant other/partner etc.?

I'll go first: No, I wouldn't. F/50/in the same relationship for 23 years.


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204,918 Universal Picture made "The Hunt". It's the movie where Republicans get gunned down. How distasteful. There are mass murders every week and Universal thinks it's a good idea to throw fuel on that fire? Jesus!

Here's the list of upcoming movie releases by Universal:

The Addams Family
Cats
The Voyage Of Dr. Dolittle
The Invisible Man
Fast and Furious 9
Candyman
Minions
Jurassic World 10

My family will be seeing NONE of these movies.




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204,917 In our 30s, my wife made it clear that sex was a chore.  Stopped giving a fuck soon after(literally) and it's been years since we have had sex together.  I still have it but we don't do it together anymore.  Just waiting until the last kid graduated HS.


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204,916 I'm a teacher, school starts Monday and I am totally unprepared.  I'll motivate Sunday but you think your kids have a hard time ending the summer?  Nothing compared to teachers.
- 23 year veteran who actually does a good job teaching your kids.


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204,915 In the last three weeks I've sprayed four women with my cum.  None of them were my wife.


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204,914 I used to hate my Greek toe and in Summer time I would never wear sandals or open toe shoes now I don’t care anymore.


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204,913 I never go on vacation. I like being in my own home and my own bed. Vacation to me is a chore.


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204,912 If they start slandering me again, I'll sue them. Last time I had pity for them. But no more.


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204,911 Many years ago, I observed a big guy bullying and taunting a supermarket employee who was collecting the shopping carts in the parking lot. The employee obviously had some kind of developmental disability. The bully wasn’t physically hurting him, but pushing him around, calling him a retard etc, while the bully’s girlfriend half-heartedly asked him to stop.

The bully was much bigger than me, and probably could have beaten me up had I intervened. Even so, not having at least spoken up is one of the things i am most ashamed of in my life.


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204,910 A family member lost 60 pounds on the keto diet. This is since the start of the year. Fantastic. I though the diet was more hooey, but no, it 's real.


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204,909 My wife promised sex again if I went to her sister's yesterday. I went. Afterwards she said she was too busy for sex. I can't count the number of times she has pulled this stunt. No matter. I'm divorcing her. She has no idea. I do the big reveal in just two more weeks. Thank God!


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204,908 I'm female. I hate how my female friends hang up the phone saying "love you, bye".

I never say it back. I don't love them. They are friends. That's the end of it. It seems to be required of women to act in this gooey way. I want no part of it.


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204,907 Since I was little I've had it in my head that my death will have something to do with being in a movie theater.


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204,906 I'm immediately suspicious about Jeffrey Epsteins suicide. He tried to kill himself last week. Of course the prison would have him on 24 hour suicide watch. Yet he managed to kill himself today.

Think of how many powerful bigshots wanted him dead. Epstein knew all their sex secrets with underage girls. And now conveniently Epstein is dead even though he would have been watched ever moment of the day.

Very suspicious.


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204,905 Dena, you and your shady husband are the biggest con artists I’ve ever seen. You hold benefits to help pay the costs for your special needs daughter but then live better than most of the people donating? Scumbags. Constant vacations and getaways, night out, lake house, boat, corvette, etc. WTF? You should be ashamed of yourselves and I don’t know why anyone in this neighborhood talks to you anymore. I should ask for my donation back you bitch.


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204,904 I hate all the questions. When are you getting married? Are you seeing anyone? Are you planning to have kids?

Slowly this morphs into... Why haven't you met anyone yet? Aren't you lonely? Can you have kids?

Then the questions stop altogether. There's no more interest in my relationships and dating life because there aren't any; there isn't one.

This part is hard to handle. I am lonely. But how do I explain I'm a fat, 30 year old woman with herpes and a history of abusive relationships and low self esteem when people ask these things? One or more of those things are usually an automatic deterrent.

I'd like to find a smart, funny, caring, handsome, financially secure, adventurous man, but why would he want to be with a woman like me? He wouldn't. So why waste my time when I know it won't work? It would only lead to more unwanted questions.


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204,903 My wife died almost a year ago. I thought life would be easier by now - but it’s harder. I’m lost. I’m broken. No joy. Nothing to look forward to. I’m lonely. I feel old. Done.

Hug your wife/husband everyday. Appreciate. Enjoy. Make the best of every moment.

I have memories, pictures & some hairs on her hairbrush to keep me going.


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204,902 My wife died almost a year ago. I thought life would be easier by now - but it’s harder. I’m lost. I’m broken. No joy. Nothing to look forward to. I’m lonely. I feel old. Done.

Hug your wife/husband everyday. Appreciate. Enjoy. Make the best of every moment.

I have memories, pictures & some hairs on her hairbrush to keep me going.


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204,901 My sister traveled to London for a conference. There were 60 women attending in all. An announcement was made; four women’s names would be randomly selected to meet Prince Andrew.  She said she immediately knew she would be one of them. She was.

She wore her best suit and the photos of the meeting are adorable. Her face is smiling and full of respect.  She later told me he was putting his hands on women and was all around a real creep. This was 20 years ago.




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204,900 "You hide behind your sense of humor."

Is it that obvious?

If you weren't so damned cute and smart I'd be offended that you got inside my head.


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