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197,788 It is unfortunate, but the guy who rants and raves and calls you a "bitch" is as much a beta male as the guy who caters to your every whim and uses passive aggression to get his way.  Neither is in control of themselves. One doesn't have control over their own reactions and the other lets the female control everything.

Unfortunately, I married beta males at both ends of the spectrum. I just wanted a man who could be understanding without letting me be in charge of him.


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197,787 I want to fuck him so bad. It’s driving me nuts. He’s fucking hot. I want him to bend me over something and give it to me hard. I don’t care where it happens. I know he thinks I’m hot too. But...he’s really sweet and seems like boyfriend material, so I’m going to keep my hoe impulses in check...for now.


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197,786 I’m falling in love, and even though it could end tragically with heartbreak, right now it’s all rainbows and butterflies...And right now, that’s all I truly want to focus on. Forget the rest.


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197,785 Isn't it funny how you can see all your different personalities in pictures.


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197,784 Since when hacking and harassing people online become an Art form? You are just a criminal (hacking it’s a federal crime) no different than people coming and breaking inside your home .  Criminals like yourself can destroy people’s life , there’s nothing to be proud of or brag about it .  


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197,783 I don't think that generally Americans like foreigners... and I don't just mean Muslims...


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197,782 I've spent $45k this year so far on Weed, Computer Hardware, and Food.

Got all the samsung gear I wanted, finally got a phone, a suit, and modded my car. Bought like 2k of solar panels and batteries and MPPT charge controllers and the like. Paid off my car. Bunch of new monitors, couple of decently powerful lasers.

Now I'm bored, and going to go back to the hideously unprofitable work I feel is my destiny.

People hate my creations. My art is universally despised and derided by all who behold it. I've been told repeatedly that my suicide would be preferable to continued expressions of my ideas.

So, I guess this proves it isn't about the money or the fame, right?

Like anyone gives a single shit.

^_^



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197,781 I really love living alone.I don’t think I ever see that changing.


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197,780 I've stopped going out with my wife. We used to meet places, like at restaurant or a movie theater. But she would always arrive late. Half the movie would be over by the time she arrived. It was annoying as hell. It became clear she has no respect for me. The end. She can go see movies on her own and arrive as late as she wants.


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197,779 I have never been able to eat a piece of a sweet, fluffy lamb.  Never!  Oh, and possums are really just like giant rats.


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197,778 Somebody's delusional!


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197,777 I'm trying not to cry inside my sleeping mask,  I thought I wall all cried out for tonight..


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197,776 It doesn't seem coincidental that we invaded Afghanistan in 2001 and now almost 20 years later we have a huge opioid epidemic. Kind of like Central America and cocaine.  Weird how that works.


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197,775 Is it a type of abuse when your ex bf/gf texts you in the middle of the night saying they are trying to commit suicide, knowing full well it is a plea to get me to respond or hang out with them? They are desperate for friends. I did not reply to them and got like 10 emotional texts, ending with saying they will get rid of their ilegally owned gun and not try that again. Said they tried to blow their brains but it mis-fired.

I think it is abuse.


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197,774 I hate companies that are outlet hogs. When you plug in their device it's not a simple plug. It's some box thingy with prongs that coverups up other outlets on the power strip. How rude, Design your plug so it takes up only ONE slot! I'll bet the people at that company are the same ones who hog my leg space when I'm sitting on a bus or subway. Piggies!


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197,773 Well, whatever else there is to say about my situation, at least it's not as fucked as yours.

If you were ever being 100% honest, I think you'd agree.


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197,772 You weigh at least 280 pounds. Why are you shocked you have diabetes?




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197,771   i masterbated on my bed while the hispanic gardener man was outside my bedroom window weeding. i'm on the first floor. the window was open but the curtains were closed so he couldn't see me. my bed is pushed up against the window so he was only a few feet away from me laying there naked.


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197,770 I've had enough catfish for one lifetime.


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197,769 I live in a small house with three other family members. I have no privacy. When I want to be alone I go out and sit in my car to read a book or make a phone call. This is my life.


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197,768 I have incredible vivid dreams. Sometimes they’re scary, sometimes mundane, sometimes fun. Sometimes they continue, like I’m watching a tv show and pushed paused until the next night. I often wonder if they mean anything.


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197,767 I'm kinda working on my end game. My career is over. I don't think I'll work again.  My marriage is over. I did the kid thing and now they are on their own.  So it's just me and whatever I want to do. I don't mind getting old and eventually dying. I don't want to die today, but I know it will come around in the next 10 years or so, which isn't really too long from now. I envision taking the time I have left and doing crossword puzzles, eating whatever the hell I please, going for a few walks in the woods, and a few trips to the ocean, reading some good mystery novels, maybe seeing a woman naked again, going to a few theater shows, napping and that's about it.  It has been a good run. I've enjoyed it. I'm glad I had the chance to be alive.


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197,766 I'm trying to gather the strength to call my friend. It's painful to talk to her. She's boring and she rambles.But I owe her a phone call. I need to get out of this friendship.


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197,765 Blackmail only works if the person gives a damn.


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197,764 Everybody thinks I’m so straightlaced because I don’t drink or go to bars.  I come into work early and leave late.   What they don’t know is that I like to wind down with weed.  I have a very demanding job that requires a lot of social interaction. When I come home every night I don’t want to speak to anybody all I want to do is work out and relax with a nice meal. Then bed.  I sort of feel guilty about this


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197,763 It’s vile to think only “evil” or people who “deserve “ gets cancer , there are plenty of children and good people who get it .  Being vengeful and wishing that kind of I’ll to a person it’s not just wrong but it speaks volumes of the type of person you are . I have people who have wronged me , who said and started malicious gossip trying to destroy me and even after being a victim of slander and malicious gossiping. I wouldn’t wish any harm or ill on them , the best revenge is to live well and be happy which I’m most of the time.

38/F Z.


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197,762 My wife committed suicide 42 years ago today. I miss her so much!


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197,757 My nana died of cancer, she was beloved by all who knew her. Obviously I didn’t know her when she was young, but truly, when we lost her to the disease I felt like I was being punished.



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197,752 Overheard at a yoga conference: ".. so I can't do a headstand because I just threw my neck out recently, at one of the ecstatic dances..."


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197,746 I was diagnosed with cancer last week (2nd opinion). Been running around trying to get CT Scans done, blood work and make appointments with a couple oncologists.
I've realized that I'm not afraid to die. I have been ready for a while. And with the way the world is... I welcome fading away.
I'm being forced to make these appointments by family and friends, and I don't even want to go.
I just want to die.

39/F



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197,745 I miss you every single day. Every day. I think about you most of each day. Do you miss me?

Tiramisu.


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197,744 Ive had three dreams recently about passionate sex with strangers who know just how to touch me the right way..... how disappointing to wake up from them


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197,742 I was meant to play jazz piano, not be an accountant. I'm going to change that.


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197,741 I love dumb criminals, who on their right mind confess to hacking, poisoning and harassing? Adults make decisions, if you felt your Dad and his mistress wrong you or your family you can simply choose to be an adult and discuss these problems.  How would you feel if someone tried to poison you or your family? Hacking it’s a federal crime . Do you think it’s worth going to federal prison over some problems that were caused by your Dad ? I hope you and your boyfriend Rob get caught. People like you are dangerous to society.


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197,740 Whomever invented the yoga pants and made them acceptable to wear out and about....you are my hero!


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197,735 I wished we never had you, go kill yourself nobody would seriously care! You are nothing but a burden and problem to everyone.

Love, Mom


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197,734 Has anyone on here ever had the power to cause someone to kill themselves?
I mean I'm not going to totally say I have, but my friends and I know about my dad and "our neighbor" for years I use to tell my mom about the suspected affair. She never wanted to believe me or my sister.
What my mom doesn't know is that my friends and I in middle school became witches.
We secretly became obsessed with the situation.
I know this is totally wrong but we've secretly placed curses on her and have caused her to suffer. What she didn't know was, how she was killing his children and my family while being a slut. Karma does have a way of doing things.
We've heard she had gotten cancer, into several close to fatal car accidents, I did a hex on her so all her relationship can fall apart. I did one on her to get her boyfriend to cheat. Me and my friends particularly my bff Rob knows how to hack phones.

We've hacked her phone. We know about all their "secret" rendezvous'. We'll continue to brake her like she did my family. I have no regrets at all. Well, almost.

I do somehow regret watching her daughter for some time. I use to secretly put stuff in her food.
I totally get sickened by the fact that I did that to her because I know I wouldn't want someone doing that to my little brother.

If you were to see me and know me. You would never know that I'm totally wicken. I'm sweet and kind like a mermaid. I do well in school, have tons of friends and love my family very much.

This mistress will never get away with what she has done. Moving close to her was also part of my plan. ;)

p.s. Leave my dad alone!


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197,733 My boyfriends beat me! Poor you-pitty
My boyfriends cheats on me! Poor you-pitty
My parents yell at me! Poor you-pitty
I'm depressed please help! Poor you-pitty
My boyfriend's parents don't like me! Poor you-pitty
My sibling's and relatives hate me! Poor you-pitty
Nobody wants to hire me for a real well payed job!...
My boyfriend is still seeing his ex!...
My co-workers are mean to me!...
I'm dying of cancer and can't have children!...
My Karma is always getting into car accidents!...
I hate everyone except for my rape abusers!...
Everyone's mean to my children!...
The married man I sleep with daughter stalks me!...
I think she has an online app that can tap into my phone!

I'm feeling suicidal!

Xoxo



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197,732 I bought myself 10 pairs of new undies. These are the first undies I bought in 10 years!


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197,731 My female dentist is clearly anorexic. I'm not comfortable trusting a medical professional with mental health issues. Time for a new dentist.


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197,730 Whenever I get a reminder that the password to my work e-mail will expire in seven days, I can’t help but whisper “seven days” in the creepy voice from the movie The Ring.


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197,729 I tried to leave my boyfriend a few days ago after his 8 millionth jealous and angry tirade in public. Beat him home, got my cat and what i would save in a fire, and went to my moms. 2 days later, I woke up at my friends house to learn he had taken my car and disabled it at our house. To get it back, I had to have a talk with him, take him to work, and pick him up the following morning. I got tired and fell asleep and he got a ride home.  I woke up to him fondling me in my sleep. He knows I really dont like that, but he does not fucking care at all.   I find his tendency to touch me while im asleep to be very creepy, especially when we are just finished having huge arguments that left me feeling scared of him to the point of leaving in a whirlwind. I must not let him stamp me down in the end. Please, dear Lord...give me the strength to leave this exhausting, angry, and disrespectful man. Please.


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197,728 Sorry this is long. I need to tell someone because I can't believe I really did it. I think I've quit my job sort of by accident.

I've been unhappy there for so long and my boss is an asshole and a bully. I did all the work, he screamed, shouted and threw things at me, then took all the credit. We had a big pitch today and I'd put the presentation and everything together, as always.

We had the team meeting to go through it yesterday, and he was his usual self, yelling about how crap it was and how I was a useless piece of shit for creating it. While everyone stared at the table and tried to be invisible. His actual complaints were stupid and trivial. He wanted different background colors, a different font. Stuff I could easily change, but which are determined by our company's corporate policy. Normally, I would have just changed it anyway, but yesterday I snapped. I don't even know why, it's not like he was being any worse than usual.

In the middle of his tirade, he grabbed the USB with the presentation on out of the computer and smashed it against the wall. Then he told me to go and do it again, and to try not to make it look a kid had done it this time. And that was it, I was done. I didn't lose my temper. I just told him to do it himself because I quit. I went home, turned off my phone, smoked a bowl and slept well for the first time in nearly 3 years.

This morning, I was still planning on going back. I usually get in for 7 even though I'm not supposed to start until 8.30. The pitch isn't until this afternoon, so I'd have time to make the changes. I was lying in bed day-dreaming about how it would be if I really didn't go in, and I really did quit. I knew I had to go back. I need this job. I'm barely surviving financially as it is. Then I turned my phone on.

9 increasingly abusive emails off him last night. 17 messages and 5 voice mails. And I just lay there in bed and did nothing, and then the messages and emails started up again. By 8 o'clock they were starting to get more panicky telling me to get my ass in there ASAP. At 8.30 I sent one email reminding him I'd quit and that he had the presentation and all the documentation on the USB drive he took last night. I didn't mention that he had broken it in a temper. I copied his boss in to the email.

By 9.30 I was still in bed and the calls were almost (but not quite) apologies. I still wasn't picking up, I just listened to the messages afterwards.

I don't know what's going to happen next. I don't know if they'll have me back, but even if they do I am never working with him again. In the meantime, I should be looking for a new job. I should be making plans to get myself out of this mess. Instead, I'm going to leave my phone at home and go hiking with my dog.

I should be terrified, but I just feel relieved and peaceful. This is going to work out OK somehow. It has to.



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197,727 Eczema relief, anyone? :(((


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197,726 I have really itchy arms and ankles


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197,725 I'm adding Jack Black to the list of Hollywood celebrities stars I'm boycotting.  I'll never watch one of his movies again.

Just like I'll never watch anything involving Meryl Streep, Robert Dinero, Spike Lee, George Clooney, JK Rowling, Stephen King, Ben Stiller, Samuel L Jackson, Bette Midler, Richard Gere, Will Smith, Johnny Depp, Miley Cyrus, or Amy Schumer.  


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197,724 He lied about getting tested. He lied about practicing safe sex. I just spent the last week terrified that I caught something.

Everything came back clear (except I still have herpes, which he knew). It was really fantastic sex but not worth being this worried.


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197,723 We can go to bed at night perfectly fine, no anger from my wife. We wake up in the morning and she's raging mad again. I can't live like this. She's too unstable.


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197,722 I was involved in a small-sized association.  Something happened where I stood up to the president of the association.  A year later I volunteered in one of the association's efforts.  Everything was good... and then one day the president called me and said something I posted on social media offended some people in the association, and I had to stop volunteering.

Yeah, right.  I was old enough even back then to know the guy was lying and just looking for an excuse to get back at me for standing up to him.  But I asked a guy I knew to ask around and see if there were people in the group who actually didn't like me, and what they were saying about me.

A week later the guy said, "I asked around, and honestly, these people don't even know who you are."

For a brief second, I felt a little hurt and offended.  I wanted people to know me.

But then I started to feel better because with age comes wisdom - I realized it's better that random people don't know me.  Keep my circle of friends and associates small.  It's easier to go through life when you don't have to think about people who don't really mean much to you in the first place.



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197,721 I've never blackmailed anyone before. I know someone who deserves it.


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197,720 My life is incredibly awesome!

Apparently getting rid of a bunch of saboteurs and liars was exactly the right move.

Here's to more Love, more money, and never putting up with Abusive Losers again.

^_^


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197,719 My boyfriend is absolutely TERRIBLE at performing oral sex on me. I’ve tried to coach him on how to better please me to no avail. What do I do? Do I tell him??


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197,718 My wife and I both work out and we both work full time jobs with 3 kids.Its a sacrifice for us both but we share in that. Every other day one of us gets to run early before work while the other gets the kids ready for school etc... On our 'kid-days' we work out at lunch. It works for us.


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197,717 If Reddit and fantasy football didn’t exist, my husband would have nothing to live for and nothing to talk about.


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197,716 I just heard the worst lie of my entire life.


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197,715 Women, if you work out and work full time, how do you have the time and energy to do it? And have a relationship? After working and the gym do you have enough time for your man? Serious question here. I find it very hard to balance things, and that's just basic stuff.  Throw kids and family into the mix... jeez. Men I'd like your opinions too..


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197,713 Autumn is my happiest time of year.  However it can also be extremely nostalgic. Brings back memories of being a teenager and going to a graveyard at night or exploring abandoned malls.  One of my best memories is Halloween 1991.  No worries, no responsibilities.  I hope there is a next life where heaven is where we relive our best times.


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197,712 I’m usually happiest when I’m doing something financially irresponsible.


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197,711 My husband and I just got back from a month long international vacation. We returned home, and he got two additional days off before he had to fly out of state to go back to work.
I haven’t reacted this way before when he’s had to leave for an unknown amount of time, but I think the older I get the more I understand and realize how fragile life is, and how little time we have on Earth. I just want to spend time with him, and this morning after dropping him at the airport, I started feeling really emotional. We couldn’t even successfully have sex last night, because I was too sad about him leaving, and he’s still pretty jet-lagged after our 13-hour-flight a few days ago.
Like I said, I’ve never had this feeling before when he’s had to leave, but this time it got me really hard, and I think it might be because we just spent every day together for a month, and now we have to split. It’s like a long distance relationship which I’ve been in before, and it sucks..


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197,710 I get emotionally attached to inanimate objects


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197,709 I’m 45 and often confused for being 28-30 years old.  I guess eating sardines almost everyday really does help the skin!  My secret is that I used to abuse myself with binge drinking and eating in the past and have gotten past it for about a year now.  I wish I didn’t waste so much time hating myself.


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197,707 Being a Boy Scout is like the dorkiest thing you can do as a kid.


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197,706 I'm spending more to have my old car fixed up than it is worth. The car is 30 years old. The mechanic guy looks at me like I'm an idiot. It is my first car. I want to drive down the Boulevard again like in the old days.  


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197,705 I had half a box of chocolate donuts for breakfast.


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197,704 I moved to a less expensive apartment. I had the choice of a few places. I didn't tell anyone this but I chose the one closest to the hospital. I'm getting older and am starting to think about what happens if I have a heart attack and wouldn't it be smart to be close to the Emergency Room. (m55)


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197,703 I keep hoping my wife dies. When I climb into bed at night I listen to hear if she is breathing. I get disappointed when I hear her inhale.


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197,702 I'm starting to warm up to the idea if dating again. It would be really nice to have someone there to experience new adventures.

I'm scared to try again and am lying every time I say I don't want it...  it's been a few years and I'm not the best catch.


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197,701 To the person who wrote about taking care of their disabled child and wouldn't let us leave responses: My heart goes out you and I applaud you! Parenting is hard when things are ok, but whe you are taking Care of a disabled it must be super hard!!! People who may have judged you for how you feel and/ or for expressing your frustration, don't have a clue!! I any case, I hope you have some type of emotional (and otherwise) support somewhere! God bless!


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197,700 It rains once for 5 minutes in Washington where the air quality was the worst in the world recently, and my neighbor thinks the burn ban is off. It clearly is not off, there are signs everywhere. They have had a fire going non stop in their firepit for days now. I can't breath outside, they make the air worse than it was when the Canada fire and Maple fire had us all staying indoors. We are neighbor-friends so i can't narc, but I'm quite irritated at them. Plus they burn all their garbage in it and that includes plastic. Fucking assholes.


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197,699 I'm falling head over heels in love. Am I stupid? Still taking things slow but I already know I'm in love.


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197,697 I have a friend who lives in a rental apartment on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. The building isn't very large. There are about 15 apartments in total. A few weeks ago the tenants held a meeting. They want to organize a rent strike to force the landlord to make some updates. The tenants discussed strategy, like they will ask for too much and then the landlord would at least do some of the fixes.

My friend tells me all this chuckling. His father is the landlord. The other tenants don't know. He secretly is relaying all the info back to his father.

He's my friend, so I don't  want to turn him in, but that was a really shitty thing to do. People just want reliable hot water and a front door lock that works. Is that really too much to ask that you have to spy on your neighbors? Shesh!  


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197,696 I wonder if my house smells like sweat and sex. I can't tell because I live here and am numb to any smells. There should be a detector you can buy


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197,695 I can't tell you the last time I cooked a meal. Take-out all the way baby! --Single guy.


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197,694 The old joke is that a man's world would fall apart without his wife.  I've turned that one on its head.

I go away for 5 days and the house is a WRECK.  No one has washed a dish(I usually do that), no one has taken out the garbage(Me again), no laundry has been done(Ditto), there is no real food in the house(I shop and when she does it's frozen pizza, etc) and the wife a kids have had take-out the whole time(I do all the cooking).

I'm no saint but fuck, at least I am pulling my weight and more.  The kids could do more but wife says "She'll do it" but never gets done.

I feel like my wife has decided that these are my jobs now.  I take her out and go on vacations I know I'll hate but try to enjoy for her sake. I'm an ogre though because at the end of the long day I won't watch some Netflix rom-com with her.  Sorry, it's 9:30 and I haven't even started to do the work I need to for tomorrow.  Even sex I have to do for myself...

I decided a long time ago not to be a complainer and make my marriage work but I am rethinking both decisions.

P.S. Even the kids are starting to see that I do the majority of the work and help when she isn't looking.


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197,693 Where is my oscar for acting like my life isn't falling apart??? I would like to thank crying in the shower, and in the car, when no one is around. It's what got me here today! Thank you for ignoring me, to my husband, and thank you to my disprespectful kid, and my in laws. This misery would be non-existant without you.


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197,692 My grandparents died and everything is worse now. I don't know if I'll be able to say that when I lose my parents.


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197,691 I'm glad I miscarried. I'm not ready. My husband isn't ready. I didn't even have time to think about what we were going to do. One minute I knew I was pregnant. Then I wasn't. All I feel is relief.


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197,690 I just got medical and psychological help for my eating disorder. Now it's time to gain weight. I'm sad and scared. This feels like a break up, but i've been sick about 8 years and it's time for me to kick this to the curb.
Goodbye Anorexia...


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197,689 I want to have an affair, but I want to lose weight first. It's the only thing which holds me back. My wife is encouraging me to lose weight too. She doesn't realize what she is saying.


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197,688 I have Strep throatand called in sick for work. This is my second day out. I went to the doctor and have a note and everything. Left a voice mail and then a text msg. My boss never even responded. I had to call the boss above mine. When my boss finally got back to me, he implied I was faking because I didn’t sound like I had strep on the phone. It made me so mad because I feel like shit and I had to pay to go the doctor and pay the test and this asshole is saying  faking. Even when I got my doctors office to fax him the note?
Fuck that shit head.
It makes me so mad that this office is like this. So they want me to go to work and possibly spread strep to everyone ??


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197,687 I think my accountant under calculated my taxes. I didn't say anything at the time. Now I dread opening the mailbox for fear the Feds are sending me a letter saying I owe more money.


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197,686 I never got building permits for all the construction work I did on my house.


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197,685 Every morning when I wake up and it’s quiet, I hope this is the day I walk into my disabled child’s room and find out today is the day this nightmare is over. But then I hear him start screeching his ear-bleeding repetitive shriek and I know it’s going to be another day of listening to that cacophony, changing diapers, getting hit, and g-tube feedings - all by myself. I guess there’s always hope for tomorrow. I cannot fathom having to do this for another 10 years. I’m not strong enough anymore.


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197,684 I shop regularly at the thrift store. I tell my friends it's fun and for a good cause. In reality, I can't afford to shop retail.


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197,683 Next time a woman is up for a promotion at work I'm going to say she tried to kiss me and pull off my pants.


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197,682 I'd say for very 100 times I jerk off, I have sex with my wife once.


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197,681 My neighbor is so annoying. He is a total busybody. I feel badly saying this as he’s an older man but he talks down to me and gets in everybody’s business. Anytime I leave my apartment, he’s either in the hall pretending to fix something or if I’m in the mail room he’s there, or if I’m taking out the trash he’s there asking if I need any help. The “helpfulness” comes off as pushy and insincere. Now, I avoid him as much as I can and if I hear him in the hallway I don’t leave my place until he goes back into his apartment.


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197,680 I SHOULD be having my future with my Dream Woman, planning on living together someday with our animals, while being in my Band, and enjoying my great job.
But I fucked that all up.

All I have is my job, and I don't even enjoy it now.
Lord, i'm Praying, and PRAYING HARD!  i need you.


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197,679 Ive gotten very sensitive to smells. I've been hating the smell of sweat for a long time already,  but I'm talking other smells. Not sex, I like those smells. I'm talking like on the train, some people smell like idk... Like they don't wash their clothes. Its not a sharp smell, but like sweat and body odor seeped in. Rush hour on the train ugh. Or dirty hair, I smell it from feet away. Especially when these girls put product over it. It's gross!


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197,678 I thought you were here..now I'm not so sure.  Pretty sure you would've picked up on the couple things I left here.  I can't stop missing you!!


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197,677 I think it’s really sad that there are so many unhappy marriages and so also so many unhappy lonely single people.




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197,676 Catholic Church scandal related secret: the only time in my life that I was ever directly asked about my sexual orientation, "Are you heterosexual or homosexual?" was in my interview to enter the college seminary, or is that semenary?


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197,675 The immense fat bitch who's been squatting in our spare room since April has finally fucked off. What a relief! Of course she made only the most cursory attempt at cleaning on her way out. Whatever, she's gone, right? Nope, not all of her is gone! She left the downstairs bathroom rubbish can and its little cubbyhole between the toilet and the sink just splattered with menstrual blood. Jesus FUCKING Christ. What a filthy cow. I'm going in there with rubber gloves, bleach, and a belt of whisky. Wish me luck.


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197,674 Tomorrow I'm telling my wife I want a divorce. Long story. She is not a good person. This has been years in the making. I've been working with a lawyer to line up all the ducks correctly. For example, I haven't worked for three years. My wife has. She has been the sole supporter of the family. As such, she will have to pay me alimony. I won't take it, but I will use it as leverage. If she starts making demands from me, I will tell her I do want the alimony. That should quiet her down.

The one last part of this puzzle was us having sex yesterday. I knew it would be our last time. I was hoping for something earth shattering. But no, like always she wasn't into it. A 10 minutes nothing burger. But I bookmarked a mental image her naked. That will be enough.

This chapter is over. I can finally get on with my life.


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197,673 I know a business which only hires disabled people. They turned me down for a job because I'm not disabled. But isn't that a form of discrimination against me?


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197,672 I'm so tired of my wife fighting ALL THE TIME. What a miserable person she is ALL THE TIME. Her complaints stem from her friends purchasing such and such item, and my wife suddenly has to have the same item. We don't need the item. But she screams and then pouts if I don't agree to buy the item for her. We have three vacuums. We wife wants a fourth - because her friend just bought a new one. My wife doesn't even use the vacuum. I do the cleaning.  Now she is sulking because I said no new vacuum. This marriage sucks donkey dick ALL THE TIME.


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197,671 In this past month twice as much spunk comes out with each load I shoot. I didnt change my diet or anything. What I did change is I gave up a huge amount of stress in my life. I quit my job. Is it possible that stress reduces a man's volume of spunk?


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197,670 we talk everyday. it's now been two days of silence. What happened??


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197,669 So I listen to my doctor and I start eating the 'healthy' foods. Now I'm hungry all the time! Give me a cheese burger & fries or a couple slices of pizza and I don't even think about food for hours. I don't think these 'health professionals' know what they're talking about.


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197,668 My wife must get her way. She shuts down and won't speak to me if she doesn't get her way. It's like talking to a spoiled two year old. She has changed. She is not likable anymore.


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197,667 Wow -- I was a pretty heavy drinker from 21 on. Now I'm 46. I'm an insomniac and used to drink to get to sleep and to calm my anxiety.

A few years ago I told my doctor all of the above. She prescribed me some anti-anxiety meds, naltrexone to relieve the alcohol cravings, and a good sleep medication.

Haven't had a drink in two months and feeling 1000% better already.

THANKS, doc, and THANKS, modern medicine.


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197,666 The first guy I ever made out with. He was drunk and stoned and forced himself on me. I tried to push him off me but he wouldn’t get off and kept begging me so I eventually gave in and made out with him for a while. Then I pushed him off me and he let me. He was very drunk and high. I don’t think he is aware that it happened.


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197,665 He'll probably never know that I saved his life.


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197,664 I've had sex with 39 women. 36 of them were after I was married.

I am separating from her in a month, for non related issues.


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197,663 I want to go to sleep and not wake up.

I hate my body. 7 years of Crossfit has not helped. Oh, I have gotten more muscular and fit, but nobody has noticed.

That's a lie. I have noticed. Guys half my age have noticed, I get looks at the gym. My spouse could care less.

Sex sucks, It's a chore. An orgasm is a biological function- nothing more. Every Sunday morning we have one. See? We're having sex. Nobody can say we're not. Spice things up you say?  My spouse denies having any sexual fantasies. None.

This relationship is nothing more than an obligation.  I stay because I'm the "bad guy" if I leave. I'm not a bad guy.

I'm 48. I've been in love, seen Europe, and swam with dolphins,  I've laughed until my sides hurt, and mourned the loss of loved ones - including a cat whose death I'll never get over.

I'm not suicidal. But I'm looking at the next 40 years of my life like I'm looking down a beige hallway with no doors or windows. I've seen a lot and done a lot.

Lets wrap this shit up, already.









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197,662 my life is awful. Every major decision I have ever made seems to have turned out poorly. Some might say I am successful, but for some reason I am not given any credit or consideration for my accomplishments. I need to work both from a financial and mental perspective. My secret is I teach my kids it is more important to be liked than smart. You will always go farther if you just help everyone else. I hate my life and I am sick of never being appreciated for anything positive. All I ever get is told how i suck as a person. All. the. time!


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197,661 I hope one day I forget to turn off the stove and this fucking house burns to the ground.


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197,660 Im 16 and think im autistic but my family never told me, almost sure


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197,659 Your wife is a moron. Unless she is super attractive and does freaky things in bed move on.


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197,658 Getting emotionally beat up by my customers is starting to take its toll. My team provides amazing service and goes to the ends of the earth for people. Doesn't matter how hard we try, someone will come back unhappy.


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197,657 My daughter has a boyfriend. I'm trying to ignore it.


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197,656 My wife complains non stop. She complains about me. She complains about our kids. She complains about her coworkers and her boss. We go out, she complains about the food. She complains about her family. She complains about her friends. She complains about drivers on the road. She complains about people being interviewed on the evening news. When I asked if she could kindly stop complaining about everything because it's a drag for the rest of us, she complains I asked.

Holy fuck give it a rest!


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197,655 We have heard that the Catholic Church has spent hundreds of millions of dollars to hush up what perverted priests have done.  Got a call from a local order of nuns yesterday if I could bring them milk, cheese, fish and postage stamps.  Something isn't right here!


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197,654 About the whole "Qanon" thing...

- The Qanon subreddit got banned from Reddit for "inciting violence."

- Wikipedia's Qanon page is locked and can't be edited.  The entire wiki says Qanon is a bizarre conspiracy theory.

- The entire first page of Google's search results for "Qanon" will give you hits saying it's a conspiracy theory.

- The Washington Post says it spent money to conduct a survey where everybody said Qanon is a bizarre, unpopular conspiracy theory.

Look, people, if you want me to believe something is a crazy conspiracy theory, you don't try to keep people from reading about it!  I can go on the internet and read about Area 51 and Dulce Base and aliens and Bigfoot and Elvis in a UFO - but you won't let me read about Qanon?

You're not making it seem like the conspiracy theory you say it is.


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197,653 Thanks to thoughts of him and my dildo I just had 3 big orgasms in a row and cleaned it all up with a tshirt he gave me. I needed that. Feeling so good! Now off to make lunch.


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197,652 My wife comes home. She surreptitiously looks around trying to find something I did wrong. Success! She starts screaming at me, "You left a drawer open in the kitchen. You left a god damn drawer open. What's wrong with you????"

Yep, I'm evil.


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197,651 Yesterday I was in the kitchen as my wife was doing the dishes. I watched her take a small wet saucer, place it in the toaster and push the button. It took me a moment to register, but I jumped out of my seat, unplugged the toaster, and pulled the plate out.

I asked why she did that. She said, "Because our... the... uh...  because... it was... the dish... wet... it was.... we need.... uh... we need.... the dish rack... a bigger dish rack."

Digging down further, what she meant was that the dish rack was full and couldn't hold any more plates, so she thought she could stick this smaller plate in the toaster to dry it off.

She's in her 50s and she scares me. There are more and more of these bizarre incidents.

I sat her down afterwards and suggested I take her to a doctor. I pointed out the toaster incident and also mentioned how she's having a difficult time expressing herself and focusing on the moment. I gave the example of me asking if there was gas in the car and how it took her several minutes of her recounting some disjointed tale involving Chinese food and a missing sweater and her friend Kathy's Dad is sick. I had to re-ask the question and instruct her to say either yes or no. It still took another minute to get an answer.

Her response, she blamed it on me. She said I make her nervous and she can't think clearly around me. Of course it took her many more jumbled words to say that.

Everything is my fault. Her putting a wet plate in the toaster and not being able to communicate - all my fault. Looking past her need to blame, I feel like I need to forcibly take her to the doctor. I'm not sure how. I can trick her and say we're going for coffee, and instead drive her to the doctor's, but I doubt I can get her to go inside once she realizes where we are.

There's a catch too though, she's not 100% this way. Sometimes she can answer a question just fine. She seems normal. But multiple times a day she relapses and speaks with some rambling nonsense. What happens if I can get her in front of a doctor and she doesn't show any oddness? Then I look like the crazy one making something out of nothing. This is complicated.


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197,650 Is it just me or does it seem more and more likely that the catholic church is just a  front for a worldwide pedophile ring?   Pennsylvania,  Germany, Australia,  now investigations blowing up in New Jersey and other states. I'm pretty sure that it's going to be found to be rampant anywhere and everywhere that people bother to look.


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197,649 Im so frustrated with my wife!!!!! I dont even know where to begin


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197,648 One of the wisest things I’ve learned about people came from one of my 6th grade students a few years ago. I forget the topic of the essay, but he basically wrote that people don’t show their true colors right away, and you have to wait to see who they are. That always stuck with me. It’s true.

The man I loved for years and who said he loved me too has shown me who he really is numerous times. I’d make excuses and say he was just going through a bad time in his life or we were young and stupid, etc. I ignored it every time because I’ve only ever felt this way for him, and I thought that the only thing keeping us apart was distance. But no. All this time, he’d show who he really was, and I refused to see it. I see it know. CJD, you showed me that night in the parking lot when you had a choice to make, one of which would hurt me deeply, and you knew it. You fucking KNEW it. And that was the choice you made. I was in anguish for so long until just recently when I realized you say you love me, but you don’t actually mean it.

I am letting go you and me and what I hoped we’d be able to have one day. It is the hardest thing to let go of the man I truly love, but your pursuit of the green god will always come before me, and I can’t shut my eyes to who you are and what drives you anymore...


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197,647 After 42 years on this planet, I’ve finally realized I don’t have a family of origin. They’re there, and fake as shit posting with each other and how much they love family. Honestly, family is only a cute sign in generic script to them. I almost died from cancer, yet one of five came to see me. Nobody called, nobody asked how I was. But they posted all over Facebook how their sister was sick so they could get sympathy. Six years later, they’re still doing it. I especially love when my one sister who has seen my kids once in 6 years drives 300 miles up here to visit and she’s always with her friends kids and cousins and takes them out. It hurts.9 times she’s done this.
I’m done. I did nothing to deserve this hurt.


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197,646 Damn it Mike.  I really liked you.  You disappeared and I went on a rampage this summer.  Well I only had sex with one guy, someone I had sex with already.  But I've been talking to guys... This one guy, we were hanging out but I wasn't into him so that's done.  I met another guy, gonna meet up with him again. And talking to another one.  But hes a little much so idk. I wanted you tho.  Can't believe you did that.


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197,645 Right now my wife is in the kitchen making homemade ketchup. Who in the fuck makes homemade ketchup?


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197,644 I am a female in mid twenties. My ex bf is early thirties. His parents were high school sweethearts and divorced when he and his sister were young children. His mom left his dad for a woman. She has had relationships with both men and women over the years since. He and his sister always told me that she was a little more into women than men. She had a long term relationship with said woman that she left their father for; as children they lived with her and her son for a few years. Fast forward, when he and I were together, he told me when he was younger he wondered for a short time if he was gay because he just felt more himself around men, but that he eventually decided he wasn't. He also showed interest in me fingering his ass and told me that when he masturbates he ALWAYS fingers his ass. I knew he wasn't the one for many other reasons (that's a whole other, long story), so I ended it. I have wondered ever since if he might be gay, or if he was just confused or trying to be open-minded when he was confused about being gay or straight. Open to opinions on this. This is a secret because I am too embarrassed and don't want to start speculations/invade his privacy to our peers.


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197,643 Ice cream sandwiches were on sale today. Damn you Carvel!


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197,642 I wish I could talk to you right now.  I hope you're wEll.


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197,641 I think I've lost my capacity to learn new things. Also my ability to retain things has diminished considerly. I am past worried. I'm now afraid.


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197,640 My wife has spices in the cupboard that expired 20 years ago.


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197,639 So where are people finding random hookups now that CL is gone? Me and my husband like to play sometimes... where do we go now? F/40


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197,638 No one's interested in people who are ugly, fat or old. I'm all three. I've slowly accepted that no one will ever be interested in me. I'm ok with it, truly. I wish others could come to accept it, too. It's a good, peaceful feeling.


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197,637 Me: “want to help me fold the laundry?”

5 year old: “No thanks. That would be boring.”

Me: “You know, some day you’re going to have to fold your own laundry.”

5: “Nah. My wife will do it.”


I just realized I’m failing as a parent....


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197,636 I miss you. I miss us.


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197,635 Uhmmm is being a YouTuber really considered an occupation????


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197,634 I dress in business professional attire every day. Blazers, heels, the whole nine yards. It's required of me by my company (yes, even the heels). I get a lot of compliments on what I wear. Calvin Klein, New York and Company, White House Black Market... I don't pay retail for any of it. Every piece in my closet comes from resale shops and thrift stores, with the exception of hats and shoes. Every piece cost me less than $20 and most of the time the piece still has the original retail tags on it. Keep being wasteful folks. Your closets are so much nicer than mine...


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197,633 I have no idea what Fortnight is.


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197,632 I can still clearly picture the monsters that lived in the basement freezer when I was a kid and the troll creatures that lived under my bed. Also the man with the reddish-purple face that banged on the pots and pans in the kitchen at night. The hairy arm reaching out of my neighbour’s wood room. The footprints that would appear on my bedroom ceiling. And I can still hear the evil song that played at night to kill me. That terrified me most of all.


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197,631 Playing fortnight has brought my son out of his shell. He talks to other players over the headset. It used to be he'd say 5 words a day. He's not autistic, just shy. But after a few months on fortnight he talks to players non-stop then he comes down to dinner and tells me all about his new friends and his school day and his homework. I love fortnight. Thank you developers!


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197,630 Some of my children are not good looking. Of course I can't tell them so.


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197,629 Double check me on this. My wife says she doesn't have enough clothes. She blames this on me and tries to guilt me into letting her buy more for herself. So I went into her giant walk-in closet. Ignoring what's in the drawers, I count 193 items on hangers. These include dresses, skirts, pants, and blouses. All her coats, they are in a different closet. Does this sound like a woman who doesn't have enough clothes?

I'm going to show her the responses here.


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197,628 My husband gave up sex for Fortnight.


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197,627 On my commute to work one day this week, I was behind an elementary school bus and these two kids in the back seat were going at it. Like making out- tongues, heads rolling, hands moving. WTF?!


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197,626 I stopped shaving my legs. My dating days are over.


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197,625 Why should rescuers have to risk their lives to save people who ignored warnings and decided to brave a storm as big as a hurricane?  I think rescuers should only come in after the storm is over and collect up the bodies.  Why add to the number?  Get your ass up and get out or face the consequences.  Why should strangers have to die for you?  You live on the coast; you know what can happen.  It happens every goddamn year!  Go ahead and die and rid the world of some stupid!


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197,624 Why can’t we be friends?


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197,623 My friends and family see me as a good husband and father.  But I lie, watch porn incessantly, gamble a lot, smoke weed on the sly, cheat on my wife and hide money from her.

I think I want to be a better man but I worry I am not and that I enjoy my sins waaay too much.


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197,622 I’m counting the days til I see you again. Wishing the weekend away. By Monday you’ll probably have come to your senses and it’ll all be over again. I hope not.


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197,621 I'm devastated by her suicide this past week. One minute it's so real and I can't breathe. The next minute I disassociate completely and consider texting her to hang out because I forget why it's been this long since I've seen her. I'm drinking too much and havent slept barely at all. I look for her daily.

Im scared and sick and sad.


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197,620 My friend married a man who parks cars for a living. Like what happened?


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197,618 I let my son live with me rent free, full meals and a weekly allowance.  There's just one condition: he has to keep me pregnant.  We have 3 beautiful kids & counting!


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197,617 My wife desperately looks for me to do something wrong so she can complain loudly about it. I think it's a coping mechanism. She makes very bad decisions in life. It's a constant source of grief for us. To take the heat off herself, she tries to find things I do wrong. It gets silly though. She gets caught driving drunk. We have to hire a lawyer. We don't have that kind of money to throw around. So the next day she complains there is a board missing on the fence in the backyard. According to her, if anyone saw it they would think we are low lifes and they'd know I am an irresponsible oaf for not taking care of it immediately. She gets caught driving drunk but I'm the real menace to society for having a hole in the fence no one can see.....  


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197,616 I'm an introvert. I don't like people. I shy away from them and public events. I'm happy being on my own, or at least I tell myself I'm happy being on my own.

On a chat board the question came up of who is an introvert. I raised my hand. But so did a number of loudmouthed people. These are the ones who are always gabbing both online and in person. You run into them in the supermarket and they won't let me escape with them telling me everything going on in their lives. They are no introverts, not in my view. They like talking to people. They like being the center of attention. They crave it. But me, I hate it.

Yet these people claim they are introverts. I think they just wanted to be part of the discussion because it seemed fashionable at that moment to claim to be an introvert. I think they diminish the plight of people like me.

So tell me, what is an introvert.


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197,615 I keep a bunch of stuff under my bed because then there is no room for monsters.


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197,614 About a month ago our shower broke. All of a sudden it wouldn't turn off. Making matters worse, the shower was spewing out hot water. This drove my husband mad. He saw it as money literally going down the drain. Seeing that I was the one who was taking a shower at the time, he lashed out at me with full fury saying I broke it. Yes, like my turning the handle to the off position means means I did something terribly wrong and should be blamed. Whatever.

Anyway he called a plumber to come right over. The guy starting futzing around in my bathroom. Meanwhile, I was only wearing a robe and had to get dressed, so I half hid in my walkin closet and changed. I say half hid because the light bulb was out so I had to keep the closet door open and the bathroom door was also open because of the steam so I am sure the plumber could see me naked. I never told my husband. Serves him right for yelling at me. He he, the plumber was a nice looking 25 year old man!


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197,613 I calculate I have enough money to last until I'm 80. So why am I still working? It's like work defines me, if I gave it up I wouldn't have an identity anymore. That's really sad.


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197,612 I have brown liver spots on the back of my hand. When did I get so old?


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197,611 My friend has no legs (lost in an accident) & is burned on 90% of her body. She gets laid more than I do. This is marriage. Living with a man who ignores you sexually, despite the fact that I’m young & healthy & willing. FML.


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197,610 I am still getting over everything that was. What happened, I did not deserve. What he accused me of, never happened, especially at that time. I had a lover, and everything was fine until he freaked out on me during an acid trip. I bought the acid to trip with him. My mistake? Inviting his friends... which I did to make him more comfortable. He claimed, mid trip, that I wanted to have sex with him, and his 2 friends, there in the woods. He claimed to have lost three friends that day, although I am the only one he energetically assaulted from that day forward. We couldn’t break him... we being me, the 2 friends, and literally all his other friends who came to the apartment that night to hangout. No one could convince him of the reality at hand, from the reality he was looped in. He transformed... I was tripping, as well; so at first it was funny, I thought it was a joke. It wasn’t. He thought I was a succubus. He transformed in front of my eyes... flipped from anger, to nearly crying, to almost psychotic anger, back to sadness... ‘I’ll never be able to look at you the same’
‘We can’t do this, have sex, anymore’
‘’’’’okay, that’s fine, but you have to understand that I DID NOT DO THOSE THINGS YOURE ACCUSING ME OF, you are tripping on a drug! & following the hallucination. It was not real!!!’’’’’’
‘ IT WAS REAL AND YOU DID, BITCH ‘
I am forever scarred by this mentally. It is so hard to release, but I am doing so. Slowly, it is leaving me. Like a slight drop from an IV, I am healing. He didn’t apologize, or say out loud he knew it wasn’t real. He continued that night to drink, smoke, and take 3 mollies after the huge fight that involved everyone. He kept tripping long after it finally wore off for me, and the next day -
‘’’’’Admit to me you knew it wasn’t real.’’’’
‘ I don’t know that it wasn’t real, you could be lying’
‘’’’’ your friends even said it wasn’t real. Why would they lie for me? They wouldn’t and you know that’’’’’
‘ I KNOW a what I saw and heard, I KNOW what happend.’
The entire time we fought, and everyone was reminding him it was a trip, he claimed he wasn’t tripping. I guess this is my final cathartic gesture, my last release. I carry these scars that still bleed, hidden from the world. I act like I never knew him- like we never bonded as friends or that I never met him at all. But these wounds he left... drawn by the very knife I handed him... they ache, and bleed. I send him love and silent forgiveness. I also wonder if he is torn by the guilt of denying the fact that he suffered from a delusion and was never man enough to admit it. But if I’m bitter I won’t grow, I won’t heal. So I wear these wounds that only I can see, tucked under my breast the knife that killed that part of me. I cannot wait to be healed and I triggered by these memories. I had never known a bad trip until that day.


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197,609 When I pay the tab at a restaurant I get paranoid I calculated the tip wrong and I'm leaving too little and the waitress is going to hate me for stiffing her. I wish the restaurant would calculate a suggested 15% tip for me so I don't make a mistake.


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197,608 Today I will buy myself a cell phone. I've never had one before. I might be the last person in the country not to have a cell phone... and now I'm giving in.


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197,607 I never lock my house. I hate carrying keys. Anyone could walk right in and steal things.


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197,606 My wife randomly cries. I have no idea why and she won't talk about it.


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197,605 My wife makes a game out of trying to get everyone else to do her work. My wife had some books to throw out. If it was me, I'd toss them in the garbage can. Not my wife. She calls a new friend and explains the woman needs to come over and drive my wife's old books to the library as a donation. Sure enough the woman came over. I could tell she was confused as to why she was suddenly responsible for my wife's trash. But the woman did it, she carted the books off to the library. My wife won the game. I doubt the woman wants to be my wife's friend any more. But that doesn't matter to my wife. She got someone to do her chore therefore my wife is the winner.


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197,604 When I get very little sleep, like only 3 hours, I have strange thoughts. I think about killing people, or that I'm the reincarnation of Beethoven. It's only when I get little sleep though. With normal amounts of sleep I'm fine. But still, I think it's an indication how close I am to insanity. I'll bet normal people can get 3 hours of sleep and not think about raping an old woman.


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197,603 I still see your face in every passerby.  


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197,602 I have a terrible addiction to VS totes. I have 10 of them. But recently VS has come out with some really ugly ones (I'm picky about the ones I want) so this is a secret thank you to VS for helping my shopping addiction for your totes :)


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197,601 I cannot tell people this, but I think this hurricane is turning into a big nothing burger, as they say.  That worries me.  There has been all this tremendous buildup and people have, for the most part, diligently evacuated to other areas.  They will feel that they made too much of the news reports when not much happens, so the next hurricane, which will be coming right along, won’t be taken as seriously and many may lose their lives.  I hope it doesn’t happen that way, but this is just the start of the season.   I hope that people in these areas will remember that each storm holds the potential for catastrophe and death.  Be safe people.  Just follow the advice and go somewhere to be safe!  Please!


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197,600 I'm over 50k in debt with loans. So I have to live in my parents basement for the rest of my life.


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197,599 Gotta admit I love of watching the metoo movement take down folks.  There will be a pushback to this, wonder how that will play out.


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197,598 You think it’s funny hacking and reading someone’s text, get a life stupid idiot.  I if you were so smart , you’ll be making millions not getting pay peanuts to harass other people.  If I was as smart as you think you are, why work for other people and no offense having a computer science degree doesn’t make you a genius. In the case my father will be consider one since he has a degree in Aerospace Engineering . Come and brag about things the day you become like Bill Gates now he has earned bragging rights.


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197,595 Boo whoo cry me a river, pity me. Please someone anyone, stranger or anything that can respond.
Please doggie's please, please I beg you not to give me any advice. Please just fancy my ears. Tickle them and please tell me what I want to hear. And please Oh pleasease what ever you do, Do not talk at all about you or yourself. Only talk about "me" "me" "me" because the world needs to revolve only around "me." I don't want to hear nothing "about you" it will only give me a mental breakdown. So please tell me what I should do?
Please don't tell me what I should do, I will do what I want to.


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197,593 My parents and everyone know "It's always my fault." It's apparently "my fault" I had to raise myself.
It's "my fault" I was bullied and never liked by any of my peers in school.
It's "my fault" I was raped.
It's "my fault" I was beaten by my girlfriend's boyfriend.
It's "my fault" I never became anything I set out to do.
It's "my fault" I've put my parents in debt and can't do "nothing" without them.
My fault my sister committed suicide, it's my fault my wife cheated on me, it's my fault nobody trust or really "believes" what I say anymore do to all my habitual lies. It's my fault I am a lousy parent.
It's my fault no family want to be close to me.
It's my fault I have cancer and almost died in a plane crash. It's my fault my room is disgusting and I never shower. It's my fault my life is nothing but a disappointment and a hot mess.
Sorry,
Dad and Mom It's my fault that this noose is now on my neck.


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197,592 I get very uncomfortable when a woman breast feeds in front of me. I feel like I'm doing something wrong. Like I expect to be accused of trying to steal a peek at her boobs even though I'm not. When I have to look in her direction I make a point of keeping perfect eye contact while being sure not to glance any lower.


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197,591 I was talking to this guy yesterday and he kept scratching his private parts. It was the strangest thing. He'd scratch at his groan through his pants. Then he'd slide his hand in his pants and scratch. Then he'd reach behind and scratch his ass. I was thinking he must have a major outbreak of herpes going on.


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197,590 My wife is a hoarder. I used to fight it. I'd take her stuff and store it away in the basement and attic. Right there is a problem. She is the one getting all the stuff and yet I had the burden of trying to find room for it. A losing battle, the basement and attic became overrun.

I tried to get her to store stuff in her sister's garage. But the sister began to object to the volume.

Then my wife started storing things in her car. You know it's bad when you store things in your car.

I'm not sure I'm brave enough to post a picture on here, but to describe it, I come in the kitchen door. The family room couch is 10 feet to my left. But to get there I have to follow a foot-wide path in the opposite direction around the kitchen table (which is unusable for eating because it is covered in junk). I carefully make my way around endless stacks of dishes and pots on the floor. My wife thinks this is fine because after all, these are kitchen items in a kitchen. In her mind there is no problem. I get to the hallway which is lined on both sides with walls of boxes filled with clothes, magazines, dolls, ashtrays (we don't smoke), coat hangers, and picture frames she bought at garage sales holding images of other people's families. I enter the living room from the far side. No furniture is visible because plastic bins of sheets, curtains and towels are everywhere. If you know what you are doing, you strategically make these three foot leaps to the few remaining open floor spaces. It's takes about half a dozens moves but you can get to the couch. It is mostly filled, but there is one spot available for sitting.  

This is life with a hoarder. My wife thinks it's not a problem because she got a really good deal on each and every item. That's her thing. She can never pass up a good bargain.

Me, it's making me sick.


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197,589 I’m on vacation from where I live (NYC) and now we are getting ready for hurricane Florence. You cannot make this shit up. I came for a tranquil getaway and now look. That said- I’m so worried for the people of SC, VA, etc. My secret: shut your mouth & be thankful life can be so much worse.


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197,588 Fuck people who try to get out of paying what they owe.


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197,587 Every time I forget why I moved out, my mother reminds me. I really wish she would just go to therapy already, but she's "too busy." (If it's something she wants to do, she makes time for it. But heaven forbid she learn to regulate her emotions like a healthy person.)


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197,586 My wife will tell me about something that happened to her today. Then an hour later she'll tell me the story again. I think her mental capacity is going. Adding to it, when I point out she already told me the story, she viciously screams that she hasn't told me, even though I can tell her the entire story. To be honest, she is so mean that I have no sympathy for her failing mental condition.


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197,585 I hate using public shared washing machines. Ew. I don't need much in life, but I want my own washer and dryer.


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197,584 I married "Mr. Right". Unfortunately I didn't realize his first name was "Always".


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197,583 If a body is buried too close to the surface, mushrooms will grow and be visible. A body must be buried more than two feet down or it might be found.


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197,582 My wife has decided I don't spend enough on her, so she has turned off sex for the last few months. It's kind of like a prostitute won't fuck until you pay. In fact it's exactly like that.


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197,581 Ever since I heard the term on here, I've been concerned about my "resting beach face". I've decided my everyday normal facial expression is a bad one. I have a constant frown. I'm going to try to change to a much happier look. It's constant work though to come across happy, for me anyway.


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197,580 I recently moved. As part of the process I threw away so much stuff. Oh my god what a relief to get rid of junk. What was I thinking owning so much crap? What a waste of money. Going forward, I'm only buying the bare necessities.


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197,579 My physics professor doesn't know physics.


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197,578 I just read a story of a mother and son in Texas, who were arrested for incest.  Apparently, they've been having sex for a few years, and now have two children as a result.  This story left me disgusted and enraged; not at the relationship between the mother and her son, but at the fact that so many people want to hate and condemn two people they've never even met, and who've done nothing to them personally!  This woman gave her son life, and he returned the blessing - it's the most beautiful and touching thing I've ever heard of!  But, because our antiquated society still clings to some prehistoric, restrictive idea of "morality", a wonderful, loving family was broken up, just to satisfy some misguided notion of "justice"! I hope the charges against them are dismissed & they enjoy many years of beautiful, joyous love and a close, loving family!


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197,577 I REALLY don't care.  Do you?


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197,576 Here are the facts:
1. The largest machine in the world is called the Large Hadron Collider.  It is reputed to be an atom smasher.  It is said to smash atoms together at incredible speeds to try to recreate the “big bang.”
2. Before the machine was started, performers danced a ritualistic and acrobatic dance in the presence of the god statue, Kali, god of destruction and rebirth.
3. Ever since the machine has been activated, there have been increases in earthquakes, hurricanes, trumpeting sounds from the sky and ground and other enhanced natural and seemingly unnatural phenomena.
4. Clouds are forming around the world in the form of giant rolls, undulating waves and weird, never before seen patterns.
5. There is another giant government machine that causes similar anomalies, which is called HAARP.
6. HAARP is said to be a secret government machine for weaponizing and controlling the weather.
7. Ever since it has been in use, we have experienced similar anomalous activity as the Hadron Collider at CERN.
8. It may not be possible to determine which machine is doing the most damage.
9. Conspiracy theorists say that these machines are going to be used to reduce the population to less than one billion persons (down from 7.5 billion),
10. There is a large obelisk-like structure in Elbert County Georgia called the Georgia Guides Stones, which mysteriously appeared there around 1980.  It says, in part, that whoever created it intends that we will:
Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature. Rule passion — faith — tradition — and all things with tempered reason. Protect people and nations with fair laws and just courts. Let all nations rule internally resolving external disputes in a world court.
11. It seems clear that whoever placed that monument has a much less populated Earth in the future.

There are many more related facts out there that are enough to tell me that something very bad is going on.  The evidence is everywhere.  It leads me to conclude that something very bad is going to happen very soon.  I am afraid, not just for myself, but for all of humanity.  If you were as old as I am and had seen as much of the world as I have, then you would notice the change.  The world today is not the same as the world in which I spent most of my life. In so many ways, it could almost be a different place.

I think something nightmarish and horrible is on the way very soon and I do not believe there is anything any of us can do about what is coming.  However, I could be wrong.  Perhaps someone who has done more research than I will come up with an answer to change things, but I doubt that.



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197,575 My daughter was a smart, funny, engaging, beautiful girl who loved to be with me, loved to be with her friends and loved life.  She hit 12.  Now she is a moody, arrogant, annoying, brooding, cell phone addicted jerk.  SIGH.  I hope this phase ends quickly.


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197,574 It has almost been three years since I broke up with you. You are still a happy memory from my past, but it really hurts too much to remember.
I am sure I will always miss you, long for you, and love you.
Lucky you - someone is always waiting for your embrace. So few people find love at all, and here I am - still waiting for the possibility as I text this from my husband's phone.
Missing you always, monkey.

-your penguin


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197,573 By not putting you on a pedestal I caused you to feel insecure. You put me down behind my back and couldn't be bothered to deal with the pain you caused me. I admired you but never felt jealous, even when I felt like I could hate you. You can continue trying to live out your duality, intentionally keeping people built up and in the dark as it suits your comfort, but I'm moving on.


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197,572 I love my boyfriend, Adam. I told him yesterday that I did and he told me that he hates himself and I deserve better because he's a drug addict and an alcoholic.
I wish he could see what I see in him.
I love him so much and he's treated me so right, he's a good person but his demons tell him otherwise.

I love you Adam and I'm not going anywhere. I believe in you, even if you dont believe in yourself.


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197,571 I love fiercely and irrevocably. It is my superpower and also my undoing.


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197,570 4K porn is amazing... except for now you can clearly see the genital warts and herpes sores.  It's a bit of a turn off.


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197,569 If I do not stand up to this company, nobody else will.  How many other people have they hurt without giving a damn?  How many more people will they try to destroy?  It's come down to me to be the one to do it.  But I'd rather just hide in bed with the covers pulled over my head.


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197,568 I have been seeing a therapist but she seems half invested. Talking to her just makes me feel more depressed. I thought they are supposed to help but she is the third therapist I’ve tried going to who didn’t really help anything.


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197,567 The greatest thing a woman has ever said to me while I was fingering her ass while going down on her "I need your cock in my ass now"
So incredibly hot

Thanks


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197,566 I just want to feel at peace. I have absolutely zero reason to feel bad, but I feel less alive everyday. I have to act normal, because if I start talking about how I feel people get super worried. And I just can't have everyone around me constantly worry about me. I hope that it will get better, but I wonder if it's just how I will always feel. If there will always be that dark part in me, the part that drags me underground, to a dark dark place.


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197,565 I’m still going to sue you , piece of shit . Not just you but every single person who participated.


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197,564 Well it's hard for me to figure out what is I miss about you.
You were often angry and pissy. Always unpredictable. Almost never up for anything remotely spontaneous. Even a simple drive around town required an hour's time spent putting on makeup and brushing your hair.
My new friend is, yes, a bit too old for me (or im too young for her) but there's zero attitude and tons of gratitude and it is a nice feeling.
She offered to make breakfast and never once threw a hissy fit because something didn't come out right. I was always walking on egg shells with you all the time. I don't feel this way with her. All i do is treat her like a gentleman would and she's so grateful. She's been alone a long time.
Neither of us know where this is going but it is just nice.

Oh and the other night while you were getting high she was making homemade chili for the week! Imagine: being productive and not doing drugs. Crazy huh?


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197,563 Still a fat cunt and now a family member shorter


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197,562 It’s amazing how I haven’t had any form of contact with you in over two years and yet you’re still here complaining about me. If you were truly over the past you wouldn’t bother. I moved on with my life. I forgave you a long time ago. I forgave myself and stopped living in shame and anger which was even more difficult. We both made mistakes. We both behaved foolishly. I don’t harbor any ill will towards you. I wish you the best. Now embrace your life where it is and please let the past go. If I can then you can.


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197,561 She killed herself 3 days ago and I'm devastated. I missed her signs, but now I'm panicked as to how to help him.


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197,560 The only thing keeping you seated to your high saddle is my keeping all of your nasty, delusional word vomit to myself. If they only knew what you've said about them. You should feel lucky that I didn't call you on every single bit of your bullshit. A weight has been lifted now that you're no longer welcome in my life. I wish I could say I learned something, but I already knew you were trash.


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197,559 Some jealous snake , call the police on my family. Supposedly my family are doing “ illegal “ things that’s how we can afford not to  “ work” .  Here’s a thing , my husband was able to retired early because he can , he owns a very profitable business worth millions of dollars, he  used to make over a 1 million a year , he has always pay his taxes , been very frugal and invest his money wisely.  It’s sad when jealous people have nothing better to do but to throw accusations and assume things .  I hope we can track the person or persons that were behind this . They deserve to get sued for slander and trying to ruin someone’s life .


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197,558 Serena Williams is a fucking bully.  You lost.  Get over it.


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197,557 So I'm the girl whose job that woman came into. The first time she wanted to fax something the second she wanted water and to be friends.She came in today again, earlier, but my boss is in today. I was in the back doing something but we saw each other and waved, and my boss took her papers and faxed them. So he doesn't recognize her. She hasn't come before he said. I just don't get why she came back to fax when she knew I didn't know how in this office. She took a chance on my boss being here,but she really did have stuff to fax so that was true. My boss knows about her, I told him. He says she wants to bang me. He jokes a lot tho. Anyway,  it's a bit weird.


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197,556 My wife and my teenage daughter are the same size and often share clothes. That's fine. But recently my wife tells me they share underwear. That's not fine. I'll be in the bedroom peeling off my wife's pants for a little fun and I'll be greeted by my daughter's Smurf underwear. Not OK. I'm not going to kiss my wife's kitty through my daughter''s undies.  


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197,555 I don't know what to do anymore. I feel like I have no one to talk to.

My husband and I have known each other for almost 20 years (since high school), together for 8 years, married for 2. We have three kids together. I used to think we had the perfect relationship. We rarely ever fought, maybe once or twice a year. I'm usually pretty easy-going and very much one of those silver-lining people. I just don't see the value in blowing up over something that's easy to fix. My husband used to be the same way.

Almost two years ago, just after the presidential election, my husband snapped. I think this was the catalyst - he was driving home from a college football game and stopped at a rest stop to throw away his trash from lunch. When he got home, he said some older man kept looking at him suspiciously and indicated he had his gun on him by tapping his holster. I believe my husband - and believe THAT'S what actually happened. But with every telling of the story, he changed a detail, and now when he tells the story, it's that some guy had a gun in his face yelling at him. Now my husband claims that people are out to get him. He stopped working entirely because of this. Been out of work for two years. He has a drawn up plan to escape the country and will rant for hours about how we have to flee to Canada now because the Republicans are taking over. I told once the kids and I aren't going anywhere, he can do whatever he wants. He replied, coldly, "You better get real fucking comfortable with the idea of leaving because it's happening." He has also turned into an aggressive driver, laying on his horn, tailgating people. And then when people get defensive, he claims someone tried to murder him. Last year, he almost killed both of us in a road rage incident that he incited. Thank god the children were at Grandma's house and not with us. Yesterday, after taking my mother-in-law to the airport, he came home and said the airport cop pulled his gun out on my husband when my husband parked the car out front to unload his mother's bags. I have a hard time believing a cop would pull a gun out for something like that. He blows up over everything, big and small, and then screams at me when I beg him to calm down (I know, not an effective thing to do, but I don't know how else to handle it). This morning, I came into the living room where he was swearing about not having baby wipes. I told him twice yesterday where to find more because we had this exact conversation. He blew up and starting literally screaming that I was criticizing him and he was "just a little frustrated." I said this was not a little frustration, please don't scream in front of the children, and that I told him twice yesterday how this situation could have been prevented. Our oldest started crying, and my husband yelled, "Now look what you did! YOU did all of this!"

I am not the only one who has noticed this change. My mother-in-law has brought it up several times. Over Christmas last year, after he yelled at her for being stupid about something that isn't common knowledge anyway, my sister-in-law left the festivities, saying, "I can't have a conversation with you anymore." Later that same day, my brother-in-law said he's noticed that my husband has started to take his emotions to extremes and has started lying about certain things. So I know this isn't in my head. Of course, if you ask my husband, he doesn't have a problem. Everyone else does. Every horrible thing that happens is someone else's fault. Every fight that happens (and we fight at least once a week now) is my fault. But he is blameless.  

I don't know why he changed. I'm already in therapy to figure out how to handle these situations and I don't think I can handle them much longer. I would divorce him and run with the kids - I have a good job and could easily support them and myself. But my husband has said multiple times that he'll commit suicide if I ever wanted to divorce, and I'm not convinced he wouldn't take me and the kids with him. There's a loaded firearm in the home, which is why I believe that. I feel so alone. Everyone in town thinks we're the perfect family, and I don't want to involve my parents in any of this, so they have no idea I feel this way. But I can't keep being miserable everyday. If you made it this far, congratulations. If you hear about some guy murdering his whole family and then killing himself, hopefully it's not us.


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197,554 Well, it seems my 4 year old grandson hates reading. Just like his mother.  Here we go again, as I can see it already.




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197,553 You got mad at me this morning about something that I told you to do TWICE yesterday. I’m not going to give you grace or empathy about a problem you created for yourself. Try laying off the fucking weed so maybe you’ll remember something for fucking once. I’ll be sitting here waiting for your apology.


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197,552 My computer died. :( I've been using a computer at the library or using my roommate's. It means I can't go to any pornographic sites. The library bans them and my roommate would see it in the history. I'm forced to be a good girl. This is new for me!


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197,551 Moderators, I understand you banning people to try and keep order in the website, but could you please change it so that one can still view the website and not comment or post?
It shows that I'm banned, but I went and checked and my most recent comments are still there. So I suspect that someone in the same district has gotten themselves banned.

The first VPN I tried was based in Sydney and that came up as banned too. So it seems that either Australia, or Sydney as a whole have been banned and that's a lot of people.
I'm not in Sydney, but am using mobile data, so I'm not too sure how the IPs are assigned.

So at least with my suggestion, those that are innocently caught in the crossfire can still read the secrets on this site.


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197,550 I had a one night stand with a girl recently off tinder and she became obsessive immidiately.. Tried to let her down gently but it was absolutely not working. Now I feel like I broke her heart and am waiting for her to show up to my work to kill us both or something..



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197,549 Jesus is a fictional character. Deal with it.


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197,548 I can't wait to wake up next to someone who looks happy to see that I'm there. I want him to smile, look me in the eyes, and pull me closer. I want to walk up behind him while he's brushing his teeth to kiss one of his shoulders.

I want someone's undivided attention. Just once.


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197,547 my boyfriend just told me he's going to a woman's house. fine, I told him he could fuck other people. I also said indon t wanna hear about it. but he told me anyway, because he wanted me to beg him not to. but...i really don't care. I wasn't playing a mind game with him...but I'm annoyed he told me because it was just to try to get me to fight for him. I won't hive him that satisfaction. I think it's time I ended this. I don't need his fucking drama AT ALL


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197,545 That moment when I'm in the Mall with my husband and we bump into a friend of his and my husband re-introduces me to the man saying, "Honey, you remember Bill from my softball team," and I say "Yes I remember you" and Bill reaches out his hand and as we shake Bill squeezes my hand in a very subtle way so my husband won't notice because after all we've been having an affair for the past year.


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197,544 In high school I acted in plays and musicals. I loved it. I often was given the part of the male lead. Now I am an adult in a small pleasant town. There are multiple amateur theater groups here. Every few months there are casting calls. Part of me wants to try out. But I'd be too embarrassed if friends in town saw me in a show acting and singing and dancing. So I sit in the shadows and do nothing. :(


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197,543 My wife complains to me she never gets a good night's sleep. She wakes up every few hours and can't fall back to sleep. I kindly and nicely suggested she not drink so much coffee during the day. She launches her typical nasty attack against me.

"Don't you fucking tell me not to drink coffee. It's my coffee. It's none of your fucking business if I drink coffee. You know shit. Coffee doesn't keep people awake. What a stupid thing to say. Mind your own fucking business and stop trying to tell me how to live me life"

She's such an unpleasant bitch.


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197,542 Your facebook picture looks like you were constipated and you just had a break though.


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197,541 Saturday morning my phone was out of juice so I grabbed my wife's phone out of her purse to make a call. A text came in from a guy she works with:

"Thinking of you and last night...."

Like what the fuck?

I asked her what that was about. She said it was nothing. She had worked late the night before and her work mate knew it and felt bad she had to be in the office after hours.

Does that sound right to anyone? I'm thinking she's spouting bs to me. A guy wouldn't send such a provocative sounding post unless something happened between them.


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197,540 Some days I wake up and I can feel the pulsing of my heartbeat in my finger tips, my ears, my toes. Thud thud thud. I realize I forgot to take my blood pressure meds the night before and now my veins feel like they are about to explode. I hop out of bed and quickly down a pill. Then I wait 20 minutes and pray to God I don't have a stroke before the medicine kicks in. It's scary.


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197,539 To me, a friend with benefits would be like laying naked in an downtown alley with my legs spread open.  Same thing exactly, to my way of thinking.  


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197,538 I’m super conflicted. That was such an amazing feeling to be swept off my feet like that and just made love to in that way ugh I’m in shock and idk how to feel I’ve never had someone be so into me like that not even my current boyfriend...


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197,537 I think, nope yeah, I give up. I'm apparently not likeable, by anyone. I have no one to talk to, even my family tries to talk over me. My friends don't text back, or call me, my coworkers eyes glaze over when I start to talk to them. I have no girlfriend, or even crush to speak of. I feel worthless, like I'm not worth the skin and bones that make me. Why the fuck am I even here?! What the fuck is even the point of life if I'm meant to just walk alone!? I think I'll just embrace it, cut everyone out of my life. Fuckem! Fine dick holes, don't ever come trying to talk to me ever again. Don't even look in my direction.  

39 M waste of space


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197,536 I just don’t understand Catholics, and I used to be one.  The Catholic Church seems to be a usurpment of all that is Holy.  First of all, they changed God’s Sabbath day, which IS Saturday to Sunday to correspond with the worship day of a pagan deity.  So now almost all of the world has forgotten God’s commandment to “Remember the Sabbath, to keep it Holy.”   Then, there’s the “Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images …”  The Catholic Church is full of graven images, which they actually pray to, which is a grievous sin!  They are steeped in sin.  This is from the Holy Bible.  God Himself said do not do these things (and others), yet the Catholic Church is fully built upon these sins.  It seems no wonder to me that the priests are raping little boys; they are the progeny of sin!  What else could we realistically expect.  God made us in His own image, and now it seems that most of us have made God in our own image.  One is real, the other imagined.  God’s Church is nothing to be played with!  The fact and the secret is:  I do not understand the Catholic Church.  How could it be these things???  If I see this wrong (and I have studied for years), and my direction is false, I welcome your correction.  I care about this more than anything in the world, as I will soon die and face God.  I want to see clearly and I want to go to heaven.  And finally, for all those of you who will tell me God doesn’t exist, I do not believe you and never will, so save that.  Nothing can shake my belief in God, my almighty creator.  


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197,535 I was in bed all day and I don't feel bad about it


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197,534 you want to be friends sure that works for me. However when i walk up and talk to you umm you know as a friend.You dont even talk to me the same your bubbly and excited.The look your eyes give is that you are slowly fucking me.The sexual tension is apparent so much that others will began to notice.Your amazing and your a good fuck you definitely know how to pleasure me.Lets just fuck like were in a zoo it will make usfeel better.


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197,533 I have been married to my wife for two years. She has gained about 25 pounds since our wedding. I have suggested that we start eating more healthy and I have been exercising 2-3 times a week to set a good example and keep telling her I'm eating less to shrink my appetite. She has not taken the hint.

She refuses to do anything around the house, sleeps until 11am regularly and is always on the computer or phone until very late at night, doesn't have a job and has no motivation to do anything with herself.

We own our home, I have a good job, we take several vacations a year to international destinations and I do what I feel is almost all the work. Cleaning, most cooking, yard work, bills, working, planning trips, etc... She only buys groceries. Sex has of course fallen off a cliff, she now has the libido of a nun. She showers once a week so I'm positive she isn't cheating. To say I'm frustrated would be an understatement. We are both in our mid 30's with out any kids. I really want to divorce her and start over, I'm already miserable. I have barely even spoken with her in a week and she doesn't even seem to care. I made her a nice dinner tonight and haven't got a thank you yet. My secret is I think I'm beginning to not only fall out of love, but actively dislike her more and more every day.


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197,531 I think my fwb gave me something. There's a single bump on my labia but it doesn't hurt. It's been over a month since I've had sex but I'm afraid it syphilis. Wtf.


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197,530 I wonder if you ever made the connection. . .

Feeling blue, missing you.  Hope all is well.


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197,528 I clear the browsing history on my Chromebook. Then I check and the browsing history is still there. Hey computer gurus with all those stock options, stop doing so many drugs with all your millions and start fixing you bugs.


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197,527 I had a large pimple on the bottom of my scrotum. I couldn't see it well enough to squeeze it. I ended up laying on the floor in front of a mirror and trying to pop it with a pin. There's something very wrong if ever you find yourself jabbing your scrotum with a pin.


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197,526 I believe in the rule that death comes in threes. I also think the three deaths need to be of the same caliber - meaning they are people you know at an equal level. Like one can't be your mother and the 2nd your garbage man's cousin. They are not the same level of connection.

Just recently my neighbor died. I've spoken to him for a total of a few hours over the years. A week later the chief of police in this little town died. I've also spoken to him for a few hours over the years.

Now I'm looking around in my head. I know one more person will die. It will be someone I've spoken too for a few hours over the years. I'll bet I will post an update to this secret in a week saying who was the third person to die.


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197,525 My wife's friend makes snide remarks and rolls her eyes in a condescending way when I mention her husband. She is conveying to me that there are clearly issues in their marriage. She only does it then when I'm alone in a room with her. She never does it in front of her husband or my wife. She runs a store. She has repeatedly told me I should come by and visit. Again, never in front of her husband or my wife. I think she is sending me a message.


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197,524 I’ve told no one this but...I found a hobby, and I’m kind of embarrassed by how excited I am about it. I’m not sure what this says about how exciting my life is...or isn’t?


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197,522 I joined  a gym next to work, not so I can work out at lunch time, but so I can take a shower at lunch time.


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197,521 I think a tear drop tattooed under an eye means someone is eternally sad.


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197,520 People like me. They constantly tell me. I brush it off and make light of it. But inside I'm humbled and pleased. I volunteered to work on this community project for two days. One woman said she enjoyed working with me so much that she wants to work with me again. She suggested we go to lunch and talk about what else we can do together. There was also a guy volunteering. At the end he told me he wished we could hang together for week because he enjoyed our conversations so much. There's a lot I didn't do right in life. But people like me and that's something.


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197,519 I met my boyfriend's brother. He has a tear drop tattooed under his eye. I asked said boyfriend what that was about. He said his brother was in prison. I asked what for. He said his brother was at a party and someone had a joint. He said his brother got six years for this crime. I call BS. You don't go to prison for six years because you were at a party. I think the tear drop means he killed a guy or something. Anyone know?


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197,518 Ahh, the Catholic Church in the news again. Arguably the biggest business in the world and yet the scariest.


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197,517 My Fwb stood me up. At this rate my 3 year hiatus is gonna be a lifetime. Thanks, herpes.


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197,516 My husband’s dick smells kinda bad a lot of times. I get that its a dick and it's not gonna smell like roses but gosh it makes it hard for me to give him head. I try to shower before bed or at least wash my vagina so im fresh for sex but he doesn’t reciprocate.


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197,515 I want to tell you that I love you so bad!


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197,514 I’m sorry I hurt you.


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197,513 My wife always has to be right.  I was on a business trip and caught an eye infection.  I told her I woke up one morning and my I had pus in it. She said, no it's probably just some discharge. I went to the doctor and he said yes, your eye does have pus in it. I told my wife and she said that he was wrong because he could not tell since he did not analyze it.

My wife told me I should just soak my eye in chamomile  tea.


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197,512 I hate myself.


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197,511 As I walked to the checkout in the supermarket, I glanced at the newspapers. The local paper says there has been an allegation of misconduct against the former bishop of my diocese. I wanted to start crying right then and there.

I'm so horrified, disillusioned, and depressed by all this. It should never have happened! How could the Church I love betray so many people? How, even after all this, could it still be moving priests from place to place rather than kicking them out? [NB: I don't know if that's what happened with the bishop, but it certainly did with other priests.] How can I even stay in the Church?

But then I think, where would I really go? There are plenty of non-Catholic pedophiles. Plenty of non-Christian pedophiles. Plenty of (dare I say it) atheist pedophiles. What group would I join, if none are free of this? And isn't the teaching of the Church a separate thing from the behavior of its people? And I've been to a lot of other churches and their worship is just horrible. Totally uninspiring.

So that's why I stay, I guess. Despite it all, I'm still Catholic.


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197,510 I FUCKING LOVE SEEING OLD REDNECKS FROM HIGH SCHOOL ON FACEBOOK. THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SHIT BACK WHEN AND NOW THEY ARE FAT AND HAVE 4 KIDS. SUCK ON MY PERKY, EDUCATED TITS FUCKTARDS.


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197,509 I miss tampon guy :-(


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197,508 Thanks for not passing the sugar, sugar ;)


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197,507 This is a typical day with my spouse:

Went to the pharmacy to grab some OraGel for the baby. All we could find was benzocaine-free. My spouse went to another aisle to find OraGel with benzocaine. I asked a pharmacy tech where we might find it and he said those products for children have been taken off the market. Ok. Good to know. My spouse comes back and I tell him this. He says he just saw some OraGel that was 20 percent benzocaine for adults, so they must have it for children. I repeat myself. He insists he's right and the pharmacy tech is stupid. I repeat myself again, this time adding to just pick up the baby version so we can go home. My spouse gets angry and says he'll go to a different pharmacy just to prove me wrong.

Isn't it nice being married to someone who's always right.


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197,505 My wife has 127 wine glasses. I counted them. I don't drink. They are all for her. She's a drunk and a hoarder. A very bad combination.


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197,504 I think the New York Times Op-Ed piece against Trump is a fake. Oh a senior official  insider who is anonymous. Yeah right. How convenient he is anonymous. Totally made up.


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197,503 I want you to know that I miss you terribly...it’s haunting me today more than usual. I’m stuck between still loving you and wanting to hate you for how reckless you were with me. There’s no point...you love only yourself. I wish you had never told me you loved me. I believed you...I’m such a fool.


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197,502 I get so sick of seeing the same memes on social media of a “curvy woman” with stupid quotes about how the poster loves her curves, juggle in her thighs, blah blah. Ok, great. I’m happy for you. Then more posts about “studies” claiming women with fatter butts have smarter babies. Excuse me? Then,...men love women who are heavier. I feel if you were actually confident about your curves, you wouldn’t need to share redundant posts made by fat women to feel better about being big. Be big. But don’t shame me because I am thin. My kids are really smart and I am thin. My man likes me just the way I am: thin. Of course, I can’t SAY any of that because I am then “fat shaming.”


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197,501 I have a tumblr where i indulge in my fantastic fetish of panty love.  I've also used kik as well.  I've met a lot of friendly women who "get" my kink and are happy to play along.

Actuvity has since dwindled...
Now i've no outlet for that sort of thang...boo hoo


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197,500 I've been watching what I eat and exercising more. I've lost a pound... in a month. I'm tired of counting calories and carbohydrates and not losing anything.

I guess I should count this as a small win since I didn't gain weight like I have every month prior, but I'm still disappointed.

I'm always going to be the fat girl.


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