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99 If NASA planned a space mission where they filled the Space Shuttle with food and water and sent it on a one-way trip into deepest darkest outspace,  and they needed someone to report back what was out there,  I would volunteer to go.  Only when they call me on the radio so I could tell them what I see, I wouldn't answer.  I would keep it all to myself.



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98 I spoke to a telemarketer about a time share in Vero Beach Florida for like an hour.  I asked all sorts of questions like what the town was like and how are the local schools and shops.  But I'm 17. I have no money.  I just wanted to talk to someone.



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97 Sometimes, when my roommate goes to work, I pretend to be sick so I can stay home and try on her clothes.



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96 When I was a sophomore in college, I never went to a single class.  Instead, I spent the entire year studying the course books on my own in the library.  I only showed up for the exams.  I got my best grades ever, but I felt so left out.  So the next year I started going to the classes again.  My grades went down a little, but I didn't mind.



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95
I hate my name.  Sometimes when I meet someone that I know I'll never see again, like a receiptionist at a company, I make up a new name for myself to see how it feels.



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94 Sometimes I wish I was born into a different family.



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93 When I was a kid, I was always afraid that my mother would die while out doing an errand.  i would sit by the window waiting and watching for her to return.  When I finally heard the sound of her Volkswagen coming down the street, I could breathe again.  Now it's 30 years later and I still love the sound of a Volkswagen.



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92 I wanted to show my friends I was cool.  So one day I secretly went to this sporting goods store and bought a baseball hat.  The next day I went back to the same store with my friends and told them I was going to steal a baseball hat. Only thing was, I already had the hat stuffed down my pants and had the receipt in my pocket with a note I wrote in case I got caught.  My friends believed me when I walked out of the store a few minutes later and pulled the hat out of my pants.  I'm such a loser.



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91 I cheated on my girlfirend and ended up with genital warts.  When my girlfirend got them too, I yelled at her and called her a slut and demanded to know who she cheated with.



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90 I'm afraid that if it's raining on the day of my funeral, no one will come.  That's how little I think people like me.  Please God, let it be sunny.



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89 I'm a guy and I pretended to cum inside this girl I really didn't like while having unprotected sex, just to scare her.  She cried.  I didn't care.



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88 I read these secrets of other people and pretend they are mine because I have none of my own.  My life is so boring.



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87 When people ask me about my past, I tell them how I was born in a foriegn country and traveled alot because of my fathers job. And that when my parents died I inhirited lots of land over there.  None of it is true.  I grew up in New Jersey where my parents still live.  My father works for the Post Office.



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86 I work at my job so hard, like 14 hours a day, because I don't want to go home and be alone.



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85 a couple times i stole my moms food stamps and sold them to the chineese food place on the cornar for half price then I used the money for crack and stuff



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84 I tell my friends that I was molested 20 years ago by my father.  But it is not true.  I love my father.  He is a wonderful person. I feel so ashamed to betray him.



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83 I don't really like my wife.  But it is easier to stay with her than start over.



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82 I work in a accounting office.  My boss accused me of stealing from petty cash.  I said he was wrong. He said if he caught me again I would be fired. So I started telling my co-workers that he tried to touch me.  And that he talks dirty to me when no one else is around. I even cried when I told my co-workers.  They were horrified and reported him to HR.  He got fired.  And the thing of it is, I was stealing from petty cash.



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81 I love going to IHOP more then I love my boyfriend.



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80 In real life, I'm a very honest person.  But when I'm online, I lie all the time.  I pretend I'm a guy.  I make myself older or younger. I create twisted stories.  Everyone believes me.  This post is probably the first thing I've written where I have been honest.



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79 when i'm having sex with my boyfirend, i fantasize about having sex with my best girlfriend.



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78 I took my wife to a topless beach because I like when other men see her naked.



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77 I worked in a restaurant in mid-town Manhattan.  And after I used the restroom, I never washed my hands like the sign said.  In fact, me and the other waiters used to make fun of the whole idea by purposefully touching something smelly and foul just before bringing the food out to the patrons.



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76 Just before I broke up with my girlfirend, I used a pin to put holes in her diaphram.  About a year later I heard she was getting married because she was pregnant.  That was 10 years ago.  Now she is divorced and a single mother.  Whatever.



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74 I feed my husband food sometimes that is way past the expiration date.  Not like sour milk or anything because that is too obvious.  But for exmaple I made him some corned beef hash from a can that was sitting in the cupboard for maybe 10 years.   I don't care.  I hope it kills him.



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73 I've cheated on my husband two times.  Once with a guy from work after the company Christmas party when he gave me a ride home.  And the other time when I went on a business trip to Chicago.  I have zero guilt.



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72 I convinced my wife to dye her hair blond.  Not becasue it made her look better.  But becasue it reminded me of my college girlfriend.



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71 When I was 12, I shot my neighbor's dog with my father's hunting rifle.  It wasn't attacking me or anything.  I just saw it there walking in the woods and decided to shoot it.



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70 I wish my parents would die leave me their great house.



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69 My wife makes more money than me.  She doesn't make a big deal out it at all. And  I smile and tell her I'm proud of her success.  But secretly,  I hate her for it.



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68 My boss trusts me with the petty cash box.  He usually likes to keep about $300 on hand for when I run errands for him - like picking up a present for his wife or buying a new tie.  But every week I take $20 for myself.



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67 When my husband went away on a business trip, I cheated on him.  When he came back he noticed a condom was missing.  There used to be three in the bedside drawer, but now there were only two.  I told him the cleaning lady must have stolen one.  He believed me.  Now I keep a secret supply of condoms in one of my shoe boxes high up in my closet.



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66 I had sex with another woman on the eve of my wedding.  She even came to the wedding reception and sat at the head table.  I thought that sort of thing only happened in the movies.



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65 When I was 15, I slept with a 44 year old married man.  



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64 He's an alcoholic and I hate it.  But I'm always in the Liquor Store buying more bottles for him.  Maybe I'm trying to help him die.



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63 About a month ago I met a nice guy at a party.  He was visiting from San Diego.  We didn't have sex or anything.  We just talked for a little while.   That was the only time I ever saw him and spoke with him. Now I'm seriously thinking about quitting my job and moving out there.



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62 I don't like anybody.  No one at all.  I smile when I have to talk to 'friends', but inside I'm sneering.



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61 I get these funny sharp pains in my cheest and left arm.  Sometimes my jaw hurts too.  I read these are symptoms of an impending heart attack.  But I don't want to go to a doctor.  I'm 44.  My father died of a heart attack when he was 43.



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60 My wife made me so mad one time that I secretly took the credit cards out of her wallet and cut them into small pieces and threw them away.  The next day she noticed they were missing and assumed they had been stolen.  She had to spend several annoying hours on the phone getting them all replaced.  I was glad to see her suffer with this.



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59 I'm pregnant from a one night stand.  I don't mind.  They guy was sort of nice.  I'd like to see him again after I have the baby and I'm skinny again.



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58 My husband is a terrible dancer.  He looks like such a buffoon on the dance floor.  I'm sure people are laughing at him.  I always try to duck out of dancing with him and pawn him on to someone else, but I think they all know better.



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57 I'm afraid of so many things.  Getting hit in the head by a brick falling off a building.  The car in the oncoming lane swerving into me.  Eating botulism tainted food from a dented can.  These fears get worse and more plentiful every year.  For now I hide it well, but I worry they are going to take over my life and then it will be too late.



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56 I wish I could hire a hit man to take out my wife.  I'd tell him to make it messy and painful.



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55 I want to break up with my girlfriend and get a dog instead.



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54 My wife is terrible in bed.  She just lays there.  No heavy breathing.  No moaning.  She is such a cold fish.  I hate her for it.  



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53 I had a steamy hot sexual relationship for a year with a crazy wild woman. I left her to marry a 'good girl' because I wasn't brave enough to handle what people might say.



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52 I wish my wife would die in a car crash so I wouldn't have to split everything with her in a divorce.



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51 I never try to hit on pretty girls, only ugly ones.  I don't know.  Maybe I feel I don't deserve something better.  Hey girls, if ever I hit on you, it is not necessarily a complement.



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50 When I was 13, my mother threw a cutting knife at me.  It was heading straight for the middle part of my chest.  I put up a hand to deflect it and the knife stuck right in my palm.  My mother cried and said she was sorry.  We never told my father. And I still have a scar on my hand.  



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49 I tell my wife I have to run an errand - like go to the hardware store or something.  But what I really do is head over to the High School and run a few miles on the track.  I'm afraid if I tell her the truth, she'll nag me about exercising everyday and then I'll get annoyed and just quit.  So I lie.



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48 I tell people I used to be a heroin addict.  It's not true.  I've never even seen heroin.  But I like how people think I'm cool.



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47 I hate leaving my apartment.  On the rare occasion when I do, it's at 6ᚨ in the morning as the sun is just coming up and nobody is on the streets.  I'm 40 and this makes me sad.  



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46 I married my second wife just to show my first wife that I was still desirable.



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45 I'd like to quit my job and become a dancer in a club.  That would be soooo exciting.



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44 I really wanted to be married.  Then I really wanted to be divorced.  Now I really want to be married again. I don't think I know what I want.  I'm not sure this is actually a secret.



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43 My wife talks too much during sex.  Not dirty talk.  But mundane things.  Her day.  What her friend said.  The car tires need air.  I wish she would just shut up and pretend she's enjoying this.



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42 I'm getting married in a month.  But I'm not sure I love my future husband anymore.  I agreed to marry him after dating for only 8 months.  And now this engagement has been going on for almost a year and I've just gotten a better understanding of who he is.  He is not a bad person, but he is just not someone I envision being happy with.  But I guess I'll just marry him anyway because we already put the deposit down on the reception.  Is that the dumbest reason you've ever heard of for getting married?



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41 I slept with my husband's brother.  We were both drunk.  I know that doesn't excuse what happened.  I'm terrified that my husband will one day find out.  And I'm terrified that I might do it again.



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40 I called in sick today because TBS is having a 24 hour James Bond marathon.



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39 He is mean and nasty to me.  But I never tell him because he is the only person that ever wanted me and I don't want to lose him.



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38 On my train ride home after work,  I always have a couple slices of pizza and a few beers.  Then when I get home, my wife has a healthy dinner ready for me.  She can't understand why I'm gaining weight.



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37 I tell girls all the time that I love them if it gets them into bed.



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36 I have herpes, but never tell any of my partners.  Once, I even had an open sore right on my dick.  She asked about it and I said not to worry, I got it caught in my zipper



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35 At age 16 a neighbor caught me getting high.  By the next day, everyone in town was talking about it.  A week later I tried to kill myself.  Only my parents know this part of the story.



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34 When I graduate from college next year,  I want to get married right away.  I don't even have a boyfriend right now and I'm sure my friends would laugh at me if I told them.



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33 I take money out of my boyfriends wallet.  I never ask.  I just do it.  I guess he knows, but he never says anything.  He makes so much more than me that it just seems fair.



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32 After my husband died, I hated every married woman I saw.  



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31 I had sex with a dancer in a topless club.  (She did oral sex on me.)   I went there with some guys from work.  They all did it.  I can't believe I was a part of it.  I love my wife and now I feel so guilty.



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30 I want to do really kinky things with my wife, like a "golden shower".  I just don't know how to approach her on this and probably never will.  I'm living this unfulfilled life.



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29 I was going to buy my fiancee this 2 carat engagement ring.  But a few days before I bought it, we had a fight.  So then I only bought her the 1 carat ring.  



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28 When I go on a business trip to Taiwan, I have sex with prostitutes.  The price is so cheap over there that sometimes I even hire prostitutes to have sex with each other.  And I just watch.  I feel like such a King. Then I come home to my wife and regular life in suburbia.  



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27 I'm a teacher at a public school.  Many of my colleagues talk about how the pay is terrible and they have trouble making ends meet.  I nod along.  But what they don't know is my grandfather was a somewhat famous financial person.  The company still bears his name.  And he left me and each of my cousins trust funds that are now worth about $20 million.  I feel guilty.  I never spend any of it.  I think I'd like to just anonymously pay off the other  teachers' mortgages.



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26 I am a pretty, well adjusted,  and successful 37 year old woman. And when I go home at night,  I chew on my hair.



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25 I'm so lonely it hurts.



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24 After work, I never talk to anyone.  I have no girlfirend and I hate my family.  The most conversation I have is maybe with the cashier at the supermarket.



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23 When I was little, and the families got together over the holidays, I used to take my younger cousins into my room and take their clothes off.  If we were discovered,  the adults would somehow rationalize it saying oh they were just playing doctor and that's very normal and healthy.  But the truth is I wasn't playing doctor at all.  I knew what I was doing was wrong.  I used to lock the door and tell my cousins to lie about what we were doing.  Does that sound innocent?  These parents should have kept their kids away from someone like me.



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22 Sometimes when I'm really anxious, I bite the skin off around my finger nails.  It bleeds and  looks disgusting.  When people ask what happened, I say I got my hand caught in a car door.



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21 I once hid in a stall in the women's bathroom at college and sat there listening to women peeing while I played with myself.



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20 Sometimes when  I don't get my way with my boyfriend, I make a big crying scene and say, "What do you want me to do, kill myself? Is that what you want?  Then that's what I'm going to do!"  It always works and he gives in.



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19 I have never had sex with a real girl, only prostitutes.



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18 I go to online chat rooms and pretend I'm a teenager.  I flirt with 13 year old girls.  I'm actually 37.



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17 My mother really likes my boyfriend.  She loves when I bring him for a weekend visit and doesn't understand why I don't bring him more often.  And she is always asking when we are getting married.  What she doesn't know is he's already married and has kids.  I'm really just the other woman



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16 I am a happily married man and I want to have sex with another man before I die.  Just once.  Just to see what it is like.



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15 At work, someone has been leaving the most horrible messages in the kitchen.  Like "Karen is a fat pig" and "Mindy is an ugly bitch".  These anonymous messages have upset everyone.   Except me -  because I'm the one doing it.  He he.



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14 I have no soul.  I feel nothing for anyone.  What happened to that little girl who would dance around the living room with Daddy?  I'm so far from home.



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13 I am a happily married man.  My wife is attractive and my 2 kids do well in school.  Everything seems normal.  But every so often - and in fact more and more now - I have sex with other men.  Afterwork, I'll stop by a gay bar and pick someone up and do it in my car.  Or on some weekend afternoons I drive 30 miles to a gay porno Cinema and do it in the bathroom.    I don't want to stop yet I know this is going to end badly.



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12 When I drink, I can't have just one.  Not even close.  I consume so much that I can't even walk and people have to drive me home.  One day I know I'll push it too far and never come home again.   I'm 23.



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11 I've been dating this much older guy, like twice my age.  No one in my family knows.  Boy are they going to be surprised.



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10 I've have been cheating on my wife with a woman from work - she's not married.  She asked me to leave my wife and move in with her.  I told her I would, but I know that's a lie.  I don't want to leave my wife.  She is a good person.  I'm just using this other woman for sex.



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8 When I was little, I had a fish tank with those little green turtles.  You don't see them in Pet Stores anymore.  Mine would always die after a few weeks.  It made me sad.  Yet I'd always go get another one.  I couldn't stop myself.   They were so cute looking.  I'm so glad they don't sell them anymore.



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7 I am so afraid of dying.  Growing old terrifies me.  The irony is, the fear is probably going to be what kills me.



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6 I love my man.  But he did a bad thing and is now in prison.  I don't know what to do.  Do I wait 6 years?  I can't even discuss this with my family because they don't know.  At Christmas they asked if he was coming and I lied and said he had to work.



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5 I want to fuck my ex-boyfriend so badly.  We dated for 2 years, but when I found out he cheated on me, I dumped him that day.  But now here it is 6 months later and I want to forgive him and be with him.  Am I being weak?  Hillary did it.  So why can't I?



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4 I can't seem to stay in a relationship.  People tell me I'm pleassant looking so these guys ask me out all the time.  But after a few weeks of seeing someone, I just starting acting like a B*I*T*C*H.  I don't know why I always sabotage things this way.  I'm begining to think maybe I don't like people.  Maybe I keep trying to push myself towards a lonely life.   Maybe that is who I want to be.  But that's crazy, why would I want to be lonely?   Oh, I don't know.




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3 God I miss my college girlfriend.  I'm married now to someone else and have kids.  My wife is pleasant and a good mother.  But nothing compares to the spark I had with that college girlfriend.  I want to call her up all these years later and tell her how I feel.  What's the worst that can happen?  And then what's the best that can happen?  That's it, I'm going to call her right now.



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2 My boyfriend went back to California for Christmas to visit his family.  He gave me the keys to his apartment so I could water the plants.  Do you know what I did?  I invited my ex-bf over and we fooled around on my current boyfriend's bed.  It was very exciting.  In the middle of the night I even thought I heard a key in the lock.  That would have been awkward!  Was that a bad thing to do?  Maybe, but you only live once right?



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1 I think about dying all the time. It started when I was 15, and now 20 years later, I'm still obsessed. Every headache is a brain hemorrhage. Every tingle in my chest is a heart attack. I walk around the office like nothing is bothering me, but in reality my thoughts are always dark. I wonder if it will be raining on the day I die. I wonder if I'll embarrass myself by collapsing in a public place like a movie theater. I only buy the small tube of toothpaste in case it happens tomorrow. At this point, I almost wish it would happen tomorrow.  



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