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199 Sometimes when my boyfriend is leaving for work, I'll hide his keys.  That way he'll stay around with me a little longer in the morning as he looks for them.



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198 I'm gay but my parents don't know.  I even live with my boyfriend but we have a rule that he is not allowed to answer the phone without first checking the caller ID to see if it's my mother calling.  She keeps asking if I've met any nice girls and she tells me I should really think about settling down and getting married.  She even arranged for me to have drinks with the daughter of her college roommate. I couldn't wiggle out of it, so I met the woman.  She was cool, I think she understood right away that I was gay.  I hope she can keep a secret.



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197 Sometimes when I'm shopping in the supermarket, I'll go to the cookie aisle and look for an open bag of something good.  If you look around enough there is always one.  Then I'll take a handfull and continue shopping.  Is  this stealing?  I don't think so.  It wasn't like they were going to sell the open bag right?  And besides, sometimes I get to try a new type of cookie and I like it so much that I then buy a whole bag for myself.  So there.



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196 When I first heard about AIDS and how you could catch it and how you needed to protect your self, I started masturbating only while wearing a condom.  It took a few months before I realized what an idiot I was!  That is so embarrassing!



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195 i walk around my neghborhood late at night like when people are going to bed i look in peoples windows to see them getting naked for bed i aint never ben caught and ive seen lots of hot woman i love doing this thing someday im goin to sneak into there bedrooms when they is sleeping



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194 I was arrested once for drunk driving.  I was 22 and ended up spending the night in a jail cell.  Now I have teenage kids and they know nothing about what I did back then.



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193 Every week I spend about $50 on lottery tickets.  My husband doesn't know.  He just always thinks that money is tight. Sometimes I win a little back, like $5 or $10.  Once I even won $25.  But it's never enough to cover what I'm spending.  I want so badly to win big.  But if I did, I still wouldn't tell my husband.  I'd take the money and run away and leave him.



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192 I've been on a fake diet.  I made a pact with three women in my office to diet together.  Everyday at lunchtime for the past 3 weeks we get together and order salads.  One woman has lost 3 pounds, the other two women have lost 2 pounds each.  I told them I also lost 2 pounds, but I made that up.  I've lost nothing at all.  Everyday after lunch I find a reason to run to the store for something and along the way I stop off for pizza or McDonalds or something. I used to be just fat and lazy.  Now I'm a fat, lazy liar!  And I just hate myself for it!!



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191 My terrible secret.  It's been 15 years and I've never said this to anyone.  But ready, here goes:

I had sex with my sister.  She drove into the city for a visit.  We got really drunk.  She decided to spend the night.  I lived in a studio with only one bed and not even a couch.  She wasn't prepared to sleep over, so she had no pajamas. That is how it started, she climbed into the bed topless.  I had no air-conditioning. And it was a hot night, too hot to be under the covers.  I laid there staring at her naked breasts.  

Do not ever do this.  Grab hold of yourself.  Show some restraint.  Hit yourself in the head with a hammer if you must.  But do not ever do this.  Do you hear me?



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190 When I was in 7th grade, I bumped into this kid in the locker room.  With a really convincing tough guy voice he said, "Watch where you're going or I'll nail you to the floor!"  The other guys standing nearby heard this and stared at me waiting to see what I'd do.  I had to respond, so I said, "Oh yeah!  Well I'd like to screw you on the floor!"  Get it - he said nail, so I said screw.  But everyone laughed at me.  "You want to screw him?  What are you gay?" Etc.

Now as an adult, I just can't curse.  Whenever I try it, which is rarely, it just sounds funny and self concious.



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189 On Saturdays, part of the Sunday paper, including the crossword puzzle, is delivered early.  I guess so there isn't as much for the paper boy to carry the next morning.  When it comes, I hide away all afternoon with the dictionary looking up the puzzle answers.  The next morning over Brunch, my wife always tries to do the puzzle.  When she is stuck, she'll ask me for help.  She is constantly amazed at how much I know.



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188 I have too many secrets.  They whisper to me all the time:  

Hide this from your husband - keep this concealed from view - always be cautious that no one finds out.

I wish I could go back to a simpler life, before I met my husband and before I met him.  Back when I would dance around the backyard alone in the rain.



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187 I think about death more than I think about sex.



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186 I don't like my father.  When I was growing up, he was never around.  Always working or sleeping.  So we never had a chance to really talk.  On rare occassions when he actually spoke to me, it always took the form of him telling me to do something - clean the garage, rake the leaves, take out the garbage. There was no warmth at all.  And now that I'm an adult, I look at him and see a bitter old man who was never happy with anything or anyone.  I just don't like him and I don't care about him.  But now that my mother is gone, I think I might be the only person he knows on the planet.



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185 I make more money than my boyfriend.  But I lied to him and told him I make less.  I'm afriad to tell him the truth.  I think guys get weirded out about this topic.



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184 I was dating a great guy 3 years ago.  But 5 months into the relationship I became pregnant.  I was so worried this might scare him away, that I had an abortion and never even told him.  This past summer I married him.  He really is a very good person. And now he talks all the time about having kids together.  But it's tearing me up inside to think that when we do have a child together, he will think it's our first and I'll know it's our second. Oh God, why did I have that abortion.



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183 My husband took me to this resort called Hedonism down in Jamaica.  There were two sections - one for people with clothes and one for people without.  My husband tried to get me to go to the naked section, but I was like No Way Jose.  But by the third day of seeing so many people without clothes I thought what the heck and I agreed to go topless.  And the next day we went to an empty part of the beach and I went completely naked (oh my!).  And by the end of the week, I was sitting on the beach and at the bar, chatting with strangers all day long and all of us completely naked!  What would my neighbors think?  What would my kids think! Shhhh!  Don't tell anybody!



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182 I'm afraid of the dark.  At 37, you'd think I'd be getting a little old for this sort of thing.



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181 I go to a therapist every Thursday after work.  My wife doesn't know.  I guess I'm too embarrassed to tell her.  I got her believing when she sees the charge show up on the credit card bill every month, that the Doctor is a chiropractor working on my bad back.  My back is fine.  It is my head I'm working on.



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180 Nobody invited me out for New Year's Eve.  I stayed home alone and went to bed at 10.  But in the days before New Year's Eve, I was ready with a big fat lie:

"Oh, yes, this great guy invited me out to go dancing on a cruise ship as it sails around the harbor. There will be a fancy dinner.  And fireworks.  And champagne."

But nobody even asked what I was doing for New Year's Eve so I never even had the chance to tell my lie.



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179 I steal writing from other people's blogs and add it to my own as if I thought of it all by myself.  And when my friends read my blog they say I have such interesting thoughts.  I feel so guilty.



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178 I'm a single guy, 34 years old and I don't like sex.  It just doesn't interest me at all.  I go through the motions - like when I'm out with my guy friends, I'll hoot along when we see a pretty girl, but inside, I'm just faking it.  I even met a woman at a wedding this past summer.  We ended up in her hotel room and did the deed, but I only played along so as not to offend her.  I would have been much happier just talking with her.  And no, I'm not gay.  Guys don't interest me either.



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177 I was born on December 24th, the day before Christmas. This is a terrible day to have a birthday because everyone is busy.  So when I went to college, I lied to my roommates and told them my birthday was January 24th.  And here I am, all these years later, still celebrating on the wrong day.  I guess I'm too embarassed at this point to tell anyone the truth.



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176 I treat my husband so badly.  When I'm mad at him, I make up terrible things about him and tell my girlfriends.  I've even lied to them that he hits me.  But he is actually a very kind person and I just start up fights with him when I'm in a bad mood.  The other day the husband of one of my friends saw me in the supermarket and told me he would be glad to warn my husband never to hit me again. Ug, everyone now thinks my husband hits me.  I don't know what to do.



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175 Sometimes when I'm home alone, I hit myself in the face really hard just to see what it feels like.



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174 I tell my husband I love him but I'm lying.



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173 Sometimes I'll spend the entire weekend on the computer.  I tell my wife I'm doing work.  But what I'm really doing is playing poker on a gambling website.



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172 I've been carrying the same condom in my wallet for like the last 5 years.  You'd think if I haven't used it by now, I'd get it into my thick head that it just isn't worth lugging around everywhere.  Yet I always bring it with me.  In fact, I even check sometimes that it is there before I leave the house.  Keys, yes.  Money, yes.  Condom, yes.  Like where else is it going to be?  How pathetic is that?



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171 I once spent an entire Saturday sitting on the steps across the street from my ex-boyfriend's apartment.  I wanted to see who he came home with.  But after like 12 hours of watching, I didn't see him at all.  I think maybe he had gone away for the weekend.  I'm such a LOSER!



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170 Sometimes, when I'm sitting all alone in my cubicle and haven't spoken to any of my co-workers all day, I pretend I'm really Chuck Norris on an undercover assignment to save my office from Evil.  I'm always on the ready to jump over these cloth covered half-height walls and give Evil a good roundhouse kick in the head.  That is why nobody ever stops by my desk to talk with me.  They know what's going on and they don't want to blow my cover and let Evil get away.  But when I win this battle, I know all the secretaries will cheer and come over and talk to me.



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169 When I was home over the holidays, my mother tried to set me up with the son of one of her friends.  She says she doesn't like my current boyfirend.  (We've been dating for 3 years.)  She says he's ugly.  That was so rude of her. I think he is beautiful and kind and warm.  I love him.  And my mother doesn't know we already talked about getting married.  I think she's just jealous that I'm sooo happy and she's sooo divorced.



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168 I have this fantasy about killing my stepfather.  He upsets my mother so much and I can see myself sneaking into their room at night and stabbing him in the neck with a kitchen knife.  He doesn't know any of this because everytime he yells at her I just pretend I don't notice.  He is going to be so surprised, the dickhead.



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167 I once answered a personal ad.  The guy sent me an email with a photo of himself.  So I sent one back.  Then he called me on the phone two times.  He sounded nice, so I said I'd meet him at Starbucks for a date.  Only he didn't show up.  Instead, this older guy showed up.  Like as old as my father.  He told me he sent a fake picture because he didn't want to scare me.  I found the whole thing creepy and left.  But I can't tell any of my friends because I don't want to let them know I answered a personal ad.  I'll bet the creepy guy was counting on that.



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166 I love him.  But I cheated on him and he broke up with me.  But I really do still love him.  I don't know why I did it.  It was wrong,  I was just testing the boundries maybe.  Oh god, what will I do?



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165 Anyone that knows me sees me as a social butterfly, attractive, funny, kind, and all that jazz. But I really just run around with fake smiles, I'm severely depressed, hate my life, and have already attempted suicide. No one would ever believe how I really feel inside.



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164 When I was 30, the game of musical chairs suddenly stopped.  All my friends raced to get husbands.  Some ended up with Wall Street guys.  Some ended up with lawyers.  One ended up with a lighting technician.  None of us are happy.



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163 For as long as I can remember, I compare myself to other people. It doesn't even matter what I manage to accomplish.  I look around and always can find someone who has done something better.  I'll never be good enough.



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162 I've been sleeping with my wife's best friend.  Sometimes when she is over at our house for a visit and my wife goes into the other room for a minute, we'll kiss and she'll pull up her shirt and show me her breasts.  Then when we hear my wife coming back into the room, we sit there and pretend like we were just talking the whole time.



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161 More and more I think about just disappearing.  Just like one day, I'd kiss the wife and kids goodbye and head off to work.  But I'd never get there.  A week later they'd find my car at the airport.  And that's it, I'd be gone.  Living in El Salvador or Iceland or Japan.  I'd change my name to something cool, like Ranger or Travler.  And I'd never look back, never.



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160 I work late and sometimes when I come home, my husband is already asleep, so I'll put a movie in the VCR to just chill out for a while before I go to bed.  But sometimes I'll find a pornographic video already in the VCR.  I just put it away and never say anything.



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159 I'm 32 and I have only one testicle.  I first noticed this when I was in 4th grade.  I can see a scar there and little lines of dots, like from stitches or maybe those metal staple things, but I have no idea what happened.  My parents have never brought it up and I'm too embarrassed to ask.



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158 My boyfriend always asks me about my past.  Like he wants to know who I've slept with and how it was.  I tell him the details but there is one huge thing I've never told him.



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157 My husband takes naked pictures of me and sends them to pornography web-sites.  I don't really want him to do this because what if someone recognizes me?  He says it shows he loves me and is proud of me.  I don't know.  The whole thing makes me feel sad, but he wont stop.  I think maybe he is some kind of creepy pervert.



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156 My wife's brother is very odd.  I refuse to leave my kids alone with him, even though he often makes the suggestion.  My wife sees this too, but she says, what are you going to do, not invite him over. Exactlty, I say.  These are our kids we are talking about.  They come first.  Yet every year at the holidays, she invites him over.  Families are weird.  She doesn' want to hurt her brother's feelings so she instead puts her own kids in harm's way.



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155 When I drive around with my friends, we roll down the windows and blast some pretty whacked out shit,  Dr. Dre, 8 Mile, D12, 50 Cent.  People on the sidewalk look a little scared of us. But when I get home and am alone in my room, I listen to mostly classical music.  Brahams and Schubert and Dvorjak and even some Opera.



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154 When I'm in my car alone, I have long conversations with myself.  I babble about everything.  And if I happen to look over and see the driver of the car next to me staring as I talk to myself,  I suddenly pretend to be holding a cell phone.



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153 I'm in love with my wife's sister.



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152 I'm so insecure that when I'm in a restaurant, I always tip the waitress more than 15% so she will like me.



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151 When I'm on a business trip.  I try to buy big bottles of the things I need at home, like shampoo and mouthwash.  Then I put it on my expense account so the company pays for it.



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150 I started the fire.  I didn't mean for it to get so big. We were just goofing around. I'm sorry.



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149 When I was 6, my father moved away.  For that first Christmas apart, he called and asked what I liked.  I told him I liked baseball - so he sent me a new baseball bat.  I'm 17 now, and every Christmas he sends me another baseball gift like a glove or a hat.  The truth is, I don't really like baseball.  I never have.  His gifts make me sad.



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148 I don't like my children.  They are selfish and mean.  And I know they will grow up to be bad adults. If ever I got divorced and my husband wanted to fight for custody of the kids, I'd let him have them.



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147 When we go to Nanna's house for Christmas, we all know to rave about her cookies.  "Oh, Nanna, this year's cookies are the best ever!"  But you know what?  The cookies don't taste very good.  They never do.  Yet every year we go on and on about them.  I wish we would have the courage to tell her so she can try to make them better.  I know we keep this a secret to make her feel good, but imagine how hurt and embarrassed she'd be if she found out we've been lying to her for all these years.



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146 When I go out to dinner with the wife, I hate when she says, "Oh, let's just split a dish."  I'm a big guy.  I work all day.  I'm hungry.  Restaurants have thought this out already.  They put the right amount of food on the plate for ONE person.  I think it is very selfish for her to take take my dinner away from me.  But of course I never say anything.



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145 I hate when people come and stay over at my house.  I like people, but I just don't want to see them when I wake up the next morning.  I don't want to see them in the kitchen with their sleepy hair and their sleepy eyes.  I don't want to think of them naked in my shower using my clean towels.  So next time you think you might be an imposition while staying at someone's house - guess what?  You are.  Go home aleady.



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144 I like my dog more than I like my boyfriend.



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143 On my resume, in the part where you list your interests outside of work, I put down:

Sailing, Chess, Reading, Skiing, Traveling, Running

The truth is, I don't do any of those things.  I just thought it would make me sound more interesting.  When I get home from work, I just watch TV and surf the internet.



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142 I am a successful woman - a partner at a large Wall Street law firm.  Nobody knows I have a tattoo of a dolphin under my pubic hair.  Sometimes when I'm in a meeting where all the men are wearing their neatly pressed gray suits and we are discussing capital expenditures and accretive earnings, I think about my little dolphin and smile to myself.



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141 When I go out to dinner with people at a restaurant, I'm not really listening to the conversation.  I spend the whole time worrying if I have a piece of brocolli stuck in my teeth.



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140 I'm a happy, normal, well adjusted woman.  I'm married to a good husband and have 2 great kids.  Everything is going well.  But I secretly think maybe the lemmings have it right.



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139 My biggest secret?  I played tuba in my High School Marching Band. How embarrassing is that!



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138 today I kissed my new boyfriend richie i told him it was the first time i ever kissed anyone but that is not true because i practiced before with my best friend kimmy actually she is a better kisser than richie whatever!!



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137 When I'm on a plane and need to go to the restroom, I walk down the aisle on my tippy toes because I'm afraid if  I put my entire weight on the floor, the plane will become too heavy and crash.



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136 I always forget to bring my shirts to the dry cleaners.  So some mornings - actually many mornings - I stop by the store and buy a new shirt.  I must have 50 shirts by now.



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135 I think when I'm older I'll end my own life so that death doesn't have a chance to sneak up on me.



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134 When the copier jams up on me at work, I just walk away and pretend it wasn't me and hope that the next person who comes along will try to fix it.



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133 Every Sunday when I was a kid, my mother would drop me off for Mass.  She would never come in.   Instead, she'd sit at the Diner and pick me up an hour later.  Once I realized this, I would only pretend to go in the church.  When she drove off, I'd wander down the street to waste the hour looking in stores.  But the only store open on a Sunday was the Pet Shop.  So I'd spend my time in there playing with the animals and browsing the books.  After a childhood of Sundays, I had learned so much about animals.  And today, I'm a zoologist.



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132 Starting when I was maybe 5, my mother used to take me to the local barber once every few months.  And when he put that apron thing on me, he would reach underneath and squeeze my groin, right there in front of my mother.  She of course didn't realize.  And I never said anything because I thought it was part of his service - he cuts your hair and makes sure your groin area is still there.  This continued until I was about 10 and we moved away.



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131 I don't believe in God.  And I think this entire religion thing is silly - incense, holy ghosts, blessed water.  But as much as I think it is nonsense, I never say that outloud because... well... just in case I'm wrong.



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130 When I was a kid, on the day after Thanksgiving, my mother would make a giant pot of soup out of the turkey bones.  It tasted awful, so nobody ever ate it.  And the pot was too big to fit in the fridge, so it just sat there on the stove.  After about a week the smell was terrible.  So my mother would make me secretly dig a hole in the back corner of the yard and bury the soup - pot and all.  One year when I was digging the hole, I hit a pot from a few years earlier.  That made me sad.



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129 Once when I was in High School, my mother came home early from work and walked in on me having sex with my girlfriend right there in my bedroom.  I was mortified.  My girlfriend was ready to die.  I didn't know how I could face my mother or my girlfriend again.  A moment later, my mother slipped a condom under the door.  We all laughed.  Everything was OK after that.



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128 I slept with my divorce attorney.



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127 I was on jury duty for a case where a guy shot a cabdriver while robbing him.  It was fairly clear the bad guy was guilty, but one woman on the jury kept insisting he was not guilty.  After about 5 hours of trying to convince her otherwise, the bailiff came in and told us if we didn't reach a verdict in the next 10 minutes, then we would all have to spend the night in a hotel and share rooms with each other.  We took one last vote and everyone voted not guilty.  I guess this isn't just my secret, there are 12 of us who know this.



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126 Sometimes when my roommates go out and I'm all alone in the apartment, I practice saying cool tough-guy things like, Booyah! and What the f*** you looking at?   Then when I'm out with my buddies, I sound so convincing.



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125 In the first year after I graduated from college, I worked as an artist's model, meaning I would take off my clothes and pose nude for art students.  Sometimes they would paint pictures of me, but mostly they would draw me using charcoal.  Now I am married and very active with my children's school and our church.  Nobody knows this about my past, not even my husband.



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124 someone i know committed a really terrible crime.  a person died.  the story was in all the papers and on tv too.  the police never found the person who did it.  i'm the only one who knows who did it.



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123 My marriage isn't going so well. I blame it on our shitty sex life. He's unremittingly clueless in bed, no matter how many "lessons" I give him. It makes me wonder if he does it deliberately.  More and more, I only do it when I don't have a good excuse.
I was secretly a webcam girl for money while we were engaged. He found out. Sometimes I think he only married me (and screw me badly) to get back at me for it.
But deep down, I really think the only reason he married me was to get back at his ex, who he really loves.
When we were engaged, I suspected it but stupidly thought it was a challenge. Now, I wish he'd never wasted my time.



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122 When my wife goes away for the weekend, I'll get up early on Saturday morning and watch cartoons.  I'm 63 years old.



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121 Sometimes I'll buy something from Ebay that I don't need.  And when it arrives, I just throw it out.  I wish I could stop.



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120 I've got my own special brand of crazy.  I don't hear voices like typical whackos.  Instead, I sometimes hear bagpipes playing.  The first few times it happened, I actually went outside to see where it was coming from, but eventually I recognized it for what it was.  Now I just go with it and accept my mind's machinations.  As mental illnesses go, hearing bagpipes isn't so bad.



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119 When I was in college, I had sex several times with my roommate.  20 years later, we are still best friends.  We are both married to fairly good husbands, she a little more so.  Our kids play together.  No one knows anything about our past.  And now, after all this time, I would like to have sex with her again.



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118 I have four children.  The third one is from a man I met while on a business trip to London.  My husband of course thinks the child is his, but I can clearly see the resemblance to the man I had the affair with.



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117 I once had sex for money.  I was working at Conde Nast as an editor at the time.  On my walk home, I passed by the Grand Hyatt in midtown. I was bored.  I thought what the heck, I'm going to sit at the bar and talk to some interesting man.  It worked.  But after about an hour of this guy flirting with me, he invited me up to his room.  Three Apple Martinis said yes.  When we were done, he handed me $200 and asked if it was enough.  I thought he was joking, but he wasn't.  I don't know why, but I took the money.  Now I'm a married housewife with kids in Westchester.  If people only knew...



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116 I moved in with my current girlfriend, but I don't love her and I don't really want to spend so much time with her.  I moved in with her because I wanted to save money on rent.  She doesn't know this.



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115 She said "Yes", but I don't know what to do now!



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114 I secretly despise going to the Symphony.  I silently plead with God to make the concert end.  I think everyone in the audience has this same secret, but we are all afraid to admit it.



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113 I was once on the dance floor with this very good looking woman.  The music was pulsing and I was feeling great out there.  Then she leaned in my ear and whispered..."No, stop fooling around. Dance right!"  That was the last time I ever danced.



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112 On the third date, when she saw me naked for the first time, she laughed.  "No, no...don't be offended... it's... ah... it's cute."  That was 4 years ago and I haven't been on a date with anyone since.



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111 When I was 9 years old, I counted to 1,000,000.  I counted from morning til night everyday for an entire summer. I carried a little blue spiral notebook with me to write down where I left off when I took a break for lunch or went to bed.  I'll bet I'm the only person in the world to have counted to 1,000,000.  Yet, I'm too embarrassed to ever tell anybody.



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110 I'm otherwise a normal person, but there is this guy I know from college.  He always bugged me.  So a few years after we graduated,  I found out his phone number and called him in the middle of the night.  I didn't say anything, I just wanted to annoy him.  Then I called him the next night and the next.  Sometimes I'd call him every night for a month.  Sometimes I stop for a few weeks and then start again.  I always block my caller ID. This has been going on for 8 years.



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109 Some days, when no one has sent me an email, I read my Spam.



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108 I'm afraid to fill out my Will or sign an Organ Donor Card.  I don't know - tempting fate or something.



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107 When I was like 12, my dog bit someone and my parents had him put to sleep.  As a replacement, they got me a black rabbit.  But I didn't want a rabbit.  I wanted my dog back.  So I didn't feed the rabbit or give him water.  One day, I saw the rabbit was dead.  So I quickly put food and water in the hutch so my mother would think the rabbit died of a disease.  It worked, but then for my birthday she got me another rabbit.  This time I left the hutch door open and told her not to get me another rabbit because I always seem to have bad luck with them.



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106 I worry that if I finish all the food on my plate, I will burst and die.  So I always leave a little.



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105 I have demons.  And they have me.



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104 One afternoon I cheated on my boyfriend of 3 years with his best friend.  That night, I went home and had sex with my boyfriend without even taking a shower first.  He didn't notice anything.  I want to do it again.



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103 I have the perfect family in a perfect house in the perfect part of town. But when my wife is mad, she physically hurts me.  She has kicked me in the head many times.  And pummeled me with her fists.  She even broke a coffee mug on my head which required seven stiches.  I told people I fell.  I don't know why I cover for her.



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102 I once purposely let my sister see me naked in the bathtub.  Now we don't talk anymore.



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101 I've become my mother, only not as nice.



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100 I lost my viginity with a boy in the church choir after practice on a Sunday afternoon right there in the church.  That has to be a mortal sin.  I'm too embarrassed to tell the priest in Confession.  I'm probably going to Hell.



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