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165,399 am i gonna be ugly forever?



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165,398 I want to see my wife have sex with another guy. She fights me on this. I don't get it. It'd be like me trying to give someone a pile of free cash and they say no no I don't want free money, why would I want free money.....



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165,397 I only wear blue lipstick so my 8 year old nephew will kiss me
He's 8 years old. We pretend I'm a villainess and that the poison will knock him out. But to be honest it makes me feel that someone loves me.



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165,396 165359 - Is tit fucking not standard behavior with any woman with even medium-small breasts?



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165,395 sorry women if you like guys that are hot look good and have all that testosterone flowing through their veins we all cheat. we all need to get as many women as we can



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165,394 I'm fucking terrified.



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165,393 I'm terrified of meeting my aborted babies when I die.



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165,392 If I accidentally bump into a man, he'll say, "Watch where the fuck you are going!"

If I accidentally bump into a woman, she'll apologize.



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165,391 My secret is a very common secret that I'm sure most can relate with.
I will always love you, always. I still see you in everything I do and everywhere I go. In the places we have been, I have flashbacks to the times we spent in those places. I will always love you and I'll live out the rest of my life with friends and other lovers but you will always have my heart even if it's black and cold now.



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165,390 My favorite porn is watching a naked woman crawl across the floor.



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165,389 You know don't you? That I seem to have been replaced. It seems intentional, and down grading, and I want no part of it.



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165,388 I would wait a thousand years, to hear you say those words out loud...



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165,387 I desperately wish I had a time machine too go back to where those words came out my mouth and I lost you forever.

But this is my sad story I'll silently carry with me the rest of my life.



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165,386 National security risk? No ones following me? Yeah right, let see what happens when I board this plane. What you're forgetting is I'm the only one NOT high! When I prayed for guidance I didn't think he was listening, now I see he's guiding me back to him. I haven't been living my life for god like I promised I would. This time I am and I will, I feel like I'm walking in Jesus foot steps. But I'd love to be held by mom once more, it's been too long. At least the kids are safe. No chance of starting over here being followed wherever I go. You reap what you sow.



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165,385 A person I was friends with on Facebook tried to post a video. But it wouldn't work for her so she described the video instead.

"This is so cute. There's a kitten trying to get a shoe from behind the couch! First he sticks his paw in and then he... Then about 4 minutes into the video he finally gets a hold of the shoe lace so then he.... By the 12 minute mark I thought he was going to give up until he tried using both paws and..."

Hello stupid cat people, if you are too dumb to figure out how to post a video, please don't tell us what it's about in 1,000 words.

I instantly de-friended her.



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165,384 I'm ashamed at how my thoughts are constantly about you. The past. The future. The present. The past how much I loved and felt loved by you. The past how you hurt me in the same ways I now have hurt you. The past how my everyday life was based on you. The future I've never felt so unsure of. I don't even try to see myself down the road. I'm sure it will be engulfed in pain and even lower expectations of myself/others. The present. Today. How even after all this time you invade my thoughts and actions. I have no control on who I love or how I love them. I want to reach out/I don't. I want you/I don't. I miss you/I hate you. I love you/I loathe you. A struggle. Everyday. Right and wrong. Heart and mind.  Body and soul. Broken and healed. Life and death. Hope and despair. It's like I'm two people. One is here. And one is over there. Am I in love with an idea.  Have I defined you as perfection. Expectations not even you,in all your glory, could meet. A love you just as much as I did then. My feeling haven't changed in the slightest. Could I possibly love you this way forever. That's insanity. My actions have changed. I don't see you. I don't talk to you. We haven't had sex. And still emotionally everything is still there. Is this in vain. Has this year long absence changed nothing.  And then I think of him of her. Is this my punishment.



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165,383 I get a Brazilian bikini wax every 3 weeks, a manicure/pedicure every week, shave my legs/armpits daily, and keep my dental/personal hygiene immaculate. I keep an extremely clean household too. I do this because well, it's just the way I am. The demented part: if I suddenly die at home/wherever I don't want the coroner/cops etc. to think I was a slob. I have watched enough cop shows where they show the "crime scene" and people's homes are a wreck! That's not for me. Am I a bit mental? Absolutely. This is just not normal. I think I should be more worried about the just being "dead" part...



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165,382 I play a couple of games on my phone and the ads for Game of War keep coming up with that seriously hot chick Kate Upton...each time i patiently watch the ad so my game can continue, but each time i watch I keep hoping a nipple pops out of the chest piece she wears...sadly it never happens....maybe i should just pay the .99 cents to avoid seeing that ad..



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165,381 Yeah yesterday was a "Special" day ....wasnt it?.....ahh the memories



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165,380 I visit a girl who lives near me for blow jobs from time to time. She takes money but says she isn't a whore or a hooker. She swallows or lets me cum on her face. I know it's wrong but I go back time after time. If she takes money then she's a whore, right?



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165,379 I'm still going to boycott Italy.



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165,378 I want to take dance lessons. I've always been bothered by my inability to dance. Never too old right?

- 57, male



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165,377 I think if a person commits a heinous act against mankind, like intentionally crashing a plane or shooting up a school, then there should be laws sentencing his entire family to death. Too often a family knows about a hidden mental illness but says nothing.



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165,376 I hope you know that I cherish you obscenely, tenderly. Because to be seen and accepted the way you see and accept me is nothing less than life-changing. It makes me soar.

I am honoured to be supported and simultaneously set free by your gentle, calloused hands. Maybe I don't say it enough. So, I'll tell you right now that I fucking love you. I thank you from the depths of my dripping, winged heart for taking the time to understand me. For encouraging me to explore every single facet of this cruelly beautiful world. For reminding me that I can go—wherever and whenever I please. For trusting that I'll always come back to you.

Because I always will.

Always.



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165,375 >spend ages ranting to me about your girlfriend

"But yeah I love her so that's a bit of a problem"

That's not how love should be, but that's how it is.

I am slowly and painfully falling in love with you.

Tread carefully, young C, for you tread upon my dreams.



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165,374 "We do a great job screening pilots."

Apparently not.



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165,373 Where has all your talent gone?   Did I keep it?   Did she steal it?   You are not the same.
The person I know has been replaced.
I see none of the good you.
Bad is in yo face.   Brought a tear to my eye.
It really did.



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165,372 Strongest orgasm I ever had - I was jerking off one night, when my mind strayed to thinking about this very plain, non-attractive young woman I knew from church. Nice woman, but just nothing there.  Right as my mind started thinking about her riding my cock, I blew this mind shattering huge load.  I still wonder what it was about this young woman that turned me on so much.



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165,371 Instead of being reported you need to be lock up an a mental hospital and I won't be surprised if you are just an old man who likes to wear your wife panties and take it from behind with a strap on. Get some meds and quit fooling people around you everyones knows you are gay, quit hide in the closet.



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165,370 I never expected the ins to be so determined to do whatever it takes to deport someone, break laws and turn your friends against you. Plant drugs, have your family spike drinks. I've done everything right so far but I'm tired of hiding. I'm picking up my lost purse from the police department tomorrow and there will be drugs in it and it will come with a warrant. I couldn't even  take my life, those bastards would surely bring me right back. I've made my peace with deportation and will never trust anymore again. I've said my goodbyes so here goes. Hope it goes quick!



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165,369 Yesterday was a special day. "Special" is a funny word that can mean a lot of different things, like, t.v. Special Event, Special Olympics, or even Special K cereal. Anyway, I remembered. We had fun. It was special. Life goes on.



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165,368 Trust yourself.



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165,367 So, I heard one of the jurors in the Tsarnaev trial keeps falling asleep during the proceedings. Snoring, even. The defendant himself noticed it today. One of the journalists covering the story tweeted about it.

The tweet made me smile, because it must be a special kind of torture to know that the jurors who will soon decide your fate find your story so utterly dull and boring and vapid that they cannot even keep their eyes open for it.... And best of all, you can do nothing about it.

Couldn't happen to a nicer sack of shit. Enjoy your life sentence and slow descent in to irrelevance, Fucko. And be careful not to drop the soap...



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165,366 I'm 61, never married, not gay, and expect to have very little surviving family in another few years' time.  Unless we die with other people such as in a car or plane crash, I think nearly all of us in a sense die alone.  Even if we're surrounded by family and friends at our death bed, dying is like catching a plane flight.  Even if there are family and friends at the airport to see you off, you still walk down the tunnel to the plane without them.

I recently started thinking about how I need to update my will and give a close relative financial and medical power of attorney in case I become incompetent or incapable.  However, I have no idea yet where to ask for my cremated remains to be scattered.  When our parents died (separately), my sibling and I had no such doubts for their remains.  Our mother had made it clear over the years that she wanted an absolutely secular funeral service (if any), and where she wanted her remains scattered.  Our father never talked about such things, but it was a no-brainer to my sibling and myself where his remains should be scattered.

It's difficult to nominate a scattering place for my own remains because of a lack of roots in my life these days.  All of the places in which I have memory of living with my parents have been demolished.  Some of the schools that I attended have been demolished.  So much is gone.  I moved interstate from my family hometown many years ago for career reasons, but the much smaller city where I live now, as pleasant as it is, still doesn't feel like "home", and yet I feel no hankering to move back to my family hometown.  During my absence it's grown and changed a lot, and the traffic there nowadays feels like peak hour nearly all day.

I have to keep thinking about that final scattering place for myself.  If I can't think of somewhere, how could I expect anyone else to?



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165,365 And then there are those people who say things that are completely wrong, but they say it with such conviction that everyone believes they are right.

I hate these people.



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165,364 Now your pictures that you left behind
Are just memories of a different life



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165,363 Boyfriend checks online webcam shows.
Found this while using his computer for facebook and stuff.
Two days ago. Feel like i missed the chance to confront.
Fell awful. Feel ugly. Feel unwanted.

I offer myself to him everyday. I get a quickie every now and then and i give him bjs everyday.

Dont fuck me properly then go watch girls online? Yeah, im that good.



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165,362 I've increasingly realized I'm damaged from my last relationship.
If a relationship is toxic, leave as soon as you can.  You don't go away unscathed.
I've sabotaged two relationships with men I truly adored.
Old habits die hard.
I'm despondent.  He took all my confidence when I left. I can't stop myself from sabotaging something good.
I don't know if I'll ever be who I was again.

I can't express myself appropriately anymore.  The men leave and stay gone.
I'm not used to that.  I'm used to the toxic cycle of breaking up and getting back together.
I was used to it for 8 years.
How can I stop? I want the answer desperately.



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165,361 Two years ago a girl jumped off the third floor of the library at my college. Today as I  walked by the place where she jumped off I couldn't help it but wonder what the relief of those last few seconds before hitting the floor would feel like?


I envy her for having the balls to do so.
I hope you found the peace you were looking for.



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165,360 I'm 55 years old. Never married, not gay. I am going to die alone and unmourned. Ah, well.



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165,359 I lost two relationships because of orgasms.

1. About 30 years ago I was with a woman who had the most AMAZING breasts. Big and soft and delightful. One night I'm giving her a massage and I squirt oil all over those luscious fun-bags. I straddle her chest and start fucking her tits. "What the fuck!" she yelled. Pretty quickly I blew a huge load. I hit her face , her hair and the headboard. To this day I remember it as the most intense cum I ever had.

2. A few years ago I was seeing a very pleasant, conservative woman. Eventually I convinced her to try anal sex, which she took to like a duck to water. One night I fucked her ass and when I came it triggered her orgasm, I'm talking a moaning, groaning, hip-bucking orgasm. She was red faced and shaky legged.
She broke up with me because I was " ...turning her into some kind of pervert."



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165,358 It's almost been a year. I love you still. I miss you. I know the choice was mine and even still I might have a shot. I want to talk to you and see you. I can't forget you. It's haunting. I wanted you. I was scared. Scared of letting love be my only hope. I stayed it was easier. Time heals nothing. You are on my mind 24/7. But I can manage to stay away. Not reach out. And downright ignore you if you try. Am I doing the right thing, because it doesn't feel right. I'm not happy. Nothing has changed except for the wall I built between us. I wanted to save everyone but instead I'm just coaxing through. Miserable as hell putting on a happy fake face. Which convinced no one.



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165,357 Yeah. You stole the wheels from my car leaving me riding on the boloney skins you left me with. Twice.
I am staking out the lot, leaving my car where I normally park it, waiting for you to strike again.
You are soon to be dead.



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165,356 Sometimes when I'm home alone I hear footsteps of someone walking around upstairs. I know, sounds like I'm nutty. But I hear it.



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165,355 I want to die.



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165,354 Met a guy. It's nice to like someone. Idk if he likes me. I wish he does. I really need someone to lean on right now. I wish I could see him. He could def comfort me in alot of ways. :)  I wish he would come over.



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165,353 I am sad.



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165,352 I took the little thick thigh nigger bitch, sasha, on all fours, up her black ass! Black bitch butt fuck! ,y secret sefvice confession hahahahha. Infucked a little nigger child, she loved it, except once when sasha winced. Hahahha



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165,351 This is sad and frustrating. Over the years I've learned to speak to my wife using only simple sentences. I try to never say anything overly complicated.

For example, and this actually happened, I said:

"I'm going up to the mall now to buy the birthday present bicycle for our son that we spoke about."

She came back with:

"What, it's your birthday?"

"No, it's not my birthday. It's our son's birthday tomorrow. I'm going to get him a bicycle. We discussed this."

"You're going to get his bicycle at the mall? Why did he leave his bicycle at the mall? It could get stolen. It happens all the time. Yes, go get his bicycle."

"No, I'm going to the mall to buy him a new bicycle."

"So his old bicycle did get stolen! See, that's what happens if you leave your bicycle at the mall!"

*******

It's not that she's mentally retarded, even though she sounds like it. It's that she puts no effort into listening to what others are saying. She's like the most frustrating person to try to talk to.



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165,350 You cut yourself because someone left a boy band. You are scary stupid.



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165,349 They swore I'd never change...Some changes happen suddenly, as was the case with a suicide jumper who realized that all his problems were fixable after jumping. Then he hit the water at terminal velocity. Thank goodness he survived to relay this valuable lesson. People can change. What does it take to make a real change? Does it have to be a crisis? I wonder. I use to look back with longing, but now there is nothing to look back to. I used to surge with anxiety, but it's useless to live life like that. I use to fly into a rage over the smallest things, but now I see it's not worth the bother. There isn't enough time left to live my life like that. There will always be problems, so better get use to it.



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165,348 My husband doesn't care if I come, ever. He didn't seem to when we actually had sex & now, well-he's obviously not making me come.
Funny thing is, he's never made me come during sex. He's gone down on me to make me come, but never during sex.
I've been missing out big time.
I know this because my ex made me come during sex & that was amazing.
My husband could make me come if he just tried. Tried to last longer than 2 minutes, for a start.
Or initiated sex.
I'll end up looking elsewhere like I did before if this doesn't improve again. This is when monogamy makes no sense.



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165,347 Yeah, of course. You're stalking yourself as well. I saw it. Get real. Nobody cares.



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165,346 Women who have bald spots seem to be the angriest. Who can blame them?



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165,345 It's over



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165,344 I can't breathe.



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165,343 M. Bring it.... J ;-)



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165,342 Google Earth caught me cheating! My car was photographed while parked at my boyfriend's house when I was still married to my husband. We're divorced now and he would have never known to look there... but still!



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165,341 A couple of times I've been with a woman and I'm rubbing her pussy and she starts to moan and it gets louder and louder and I'm sure she's about to pop when.... nothing. She suddenly stops and says she lost it. She was almost there but the feeling is gone. This wounds me every time. I feel like I did something wrong.



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165,340 Fuck it. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Last night was your last here in the country. We won't be seeing each other until next year. What was I thinking when I turned down your invitation to dinner and drinks? Fuck. Fuck me. I am so stupid.



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165,339 My boyfriend broke up with me 7 months ago. Two weeks later, I forgave him and we got back together. Now I'm seeing everything that happened before happening again.

I would have most likely been over him by now, dating somebody new maybe, or being happy alone. Now I'm sad, heartbroken all over again, and just waiting for the end of this relationship all over again. I am so lonely right now. He doesn't even care. Nobody does.


I thought he was the one. I guess we don't always get the things we think we want....



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165,338 I hate dealing with men who talk in a way where they try to make you feel bad for them.  "Oh you must be too good for me now" or "Im so tired from work and you don't care." Seriously?  Everybody works, should I throw you a parade?  No one cares that I'm tired either, do I complain about it?  It's bitch shit.  It's so manipulative and it's honestly shit women do.  Women bitch and complain like that, they try to manipulate you, but when a man does it and then expects to be served like man of the house, I really don't understand it.  Either you're mister man who says what goes (like you want) and doesn't whine about anything, or you're manipulative and whiny but at least you're not controlling.  Men can't have it both ways.  You can't be macho man and bitching about things.



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165,337 When I'm with a man who shaves downstairs I always assume he's a "professional" or a narcissistic man-whore.

I like you people sweaty, I want to play with your underarm hair, sometimes I want to smell it. When I go to grab your dick I need pubes down there.

Also, unless you're Chewbaca, leave your chest hair alone too! I want a man, not a boy!!!!!

33/f

PS your sweat gets me wet, if ya know what I mean. Don't shave your underarms unless you're trans.  Mmmm k?!?



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165,336 Chase me.  Chase me.



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165,335 So, I'm taking a break at a truckstop in East St.Louis, IL, when I notice one employee, a pretty young lady, staring at me.  Not that I blamed her - I'm sure it's not often that she sees a man openly wearing a bra in public.  Nor was I insulted or embarassed - after all, I don't wear my bra to "blend in" with the crowd!
Having finished my break, I went out to my truck, fueled up, parked, and then went back inside for some ice. As I reached the ice machine, I saw the same woman, who greeted me cheerily, saying; "Hello, again!  Back so soon?".  I told her that I'd forgotten to get some ice earlier, and continued with; "By the way, I saw you peeking at me earlier and, YES,I am wearing a bra!"
"I KNEW IT!", she replied, to which I responded that I was excited because I'd lost 15 pounds this month, and my favorite bra was fitting me perfectly once again!  
To this she replied; "well, they look great - I just wanted to touch them!"  I was so thrilled to hear this, that I unzipped my overcoat, saying "please do!"  She accepted my invitation, giving each "boob" a gentle squeeze, then cupping them briefly, and with a bright smile replied;
"thanks, they're beautiful!"  I thanked her for the generous compliment,then wished her a good evening as I strolled back out to my truck, hopped inside, and masturbated MANY times!



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165,334 I'm kind of sick.  I had a horrible flu-ish thing over the weekend, it mostly went away but it was still hanging in there.  I called out of work today.  

But the thing is an hour later, I'm realizing really I feel fine.  I don't feel well, but I could have easily gone to work.  I didn't call out because I'm sick.  I called out because my life is a disaster, and I needed one goddamn day just to sort everything out.  

Whatever. I needed it.



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165,333 We were best friends all through childhood, we grew up and grew apart (I moved to another country and you moved to another state). Fast forward, decades later...I moved back to the old neighborhood, you still lived out-of-state, I bumped into your family and got the news you would love to hear from me, I was so excited, so I got your number and called you right away. We laughed for hours reminiscing about years ago. I begged to come and see you but you said not now, but later. Well later never came. I knew from your family you were "sick" (and you down played this when we spoke because you knew), but I had no idea it was that bad. My friend went for a check up because she was always feeling "tired"- no other symptoms (she was a nurse, sometimes pulling 18 hour shifts, raising small kids, soccer mom, etc. of course she was tired!). She went for a check up and it turned out she had advanced cervical cancer. She never smoked, drank or did drugs, ate well and worked out. She passed away within months. Throughout all the hurt and horror of this, something haunts me the most- her kids were scared of her towards the end (they were young), and were frightened of her appearance (gaunt, thin and totally unrecognizable from their "mom" - they wouldn't go near her). I cry for her all the time, a good, loving, humble person, who did so much for so many died at age 42 from cervical cancer. I'm crying as I write this. No one deserves this and certainly not her! Life is fleeting- enjoy it because it can evaporate quickly. Stop bitching and moaning about nonsense. Enjoy your life because I'm sure my friend would love to be here with her husband, kids and family. Nancy, I love you and I'm sorry. I will miss you forever xxxxx



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165,332 I want to be well enough to give him a child.



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165,331 I just wanted a story. You weren't supposed to be nice.



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165,330 please don't give up



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165,329 I want to give up!
why are people so fucking mean and selfish?
no matter how much you work or how much you sacrifice its never enough.
it will never be enough.
you can never ever ever do enough.
I give up!



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165,328 Is it so hard to get laid? If guys would just care about someone other than themself they would get laid more. Even the friend zoned ones. Had a friend try and cross that boundary, he went from best friend nice, straight to disrespectful & rude. I can't fathom that men & women are so different. How do some men just not want anyone to be in their life. Treat me with respect & some compassion, and I would rock you! Believe me, I want to. So give me what I need so we can do this already. Sucks respecting myself and having standards. At this rate I'll never get laid :) lol ):



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165,327 Egg shells.



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165,324 The saying is whether the curtains match the carpet.



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165,323 pubic hairs are gross and men should  start shaving their balls too.



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165,322 A woman who does not shave her bikini line provokes a visceral, primal reaction in certain men. Myself included, obviously, and at a very deep level. It's there for a reason other than insulation. It says this is a WOMAN.



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165,321 Sometimes I catch myself thinking that she is just a human being who did the best she could with the circumstances dealt to her. Other times I think she is a complete piece of trash. Honestly, the truth is probably somewhere in between.



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165,320 165313.......wake up!  Wifey is not going to to book group, choir or anything else with all women.  She is s cleaning up for someone other than you to see how neat and clean her hoohah is....and it ain't a woman.    Trusting soul follow her sometime....



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165,319 look down a ways and u will see a post about owning 6 cars vs. 6 guns. clearly you are not a gun owner and seem to not be able to come to a logical reason to own more than one gun. Do u have more than one wrench? socket? screwdriver?  get it?  they "do" the same thing but are different. If u owned a .22 rifle and that was it, would you take it to hunt bear? or deer?  NO!  if all u had was a shotgun, how much meat do u think would be left on that rabbit?  NONE. come on man, youre not serious with that "i would be crazy to own 6 cars"



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165,318 For the first time in a long time I had a dream about it felt so real it was a perfect dream we were sitting on the couch in my living room both just awkwardly staring at the TV as if we weren't trying to acknowledge the tension in the room I peak at you from the corner of my eye and crack a small smile as I haven't been near you or talked with you in over a year you still look beautiful but as we are sitting there I feel something slowly moving and its your hand you slide slowly on top of mine and you grasp it I'm in shock I look down at your hand holding mine and the I look you in the eyes "really?" I ask in disbelief you slightly laugh with a smile and you say "yes" I got so over joyed I excitedly hug you never being that happy before in my life it seems like all I ever wanted was right there in front of me you whisper some dirty things in my ear I look at you I give you a kiss almost as if to say goodbye I knew none of this was real but it was just so nice to be able to feel that love that was once there again even of it was only a dream I couldn't let myself fall back into that cycle of chasing you and then letting you hurt me as if I couldn't feel any pain I would just smile and forgive... What was wrong with me...you you were what I breathed ate and slept now we don't know each other and I doubt we really ever will meet each other again all well ever have well all I'll ever have are these memories and death the only promise...



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165,317 Dear internet, will you marry me?



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165,316 Jill,

he's mine now. deal with it.

marissa.



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165,315 I have a hairy pussy.  My boyfriend likes it shaved or at least trimmed, i understand that.  But we were broken up for awhile and although I didn't fool around with anyone, I talked to a couple of guys and it turns out some men like hairy pussy!  I didn't know.  I assumed they all liked it smooth or cut short.  Some of them like it hairy or don't mind.  There was one guy who loves hairy pussy, says it's womanly.  That turned me on and i was really feelin myself and growing my bush.  I think when you have an attractive girl with a hairy pussy there's something sexy and wild about that.  Waxed is nice but it's overexposed (excuse the pun) and I think some people are getting bored of it.  I have dark hair and an exotic look so it probably makes me look more wild, but i think if someone is a redhead/blond or strawberry blond it must look crazy sexy because it's so different



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165,314 I am fat, lethargic, exhausted, full of mucus, can't sleep, moody, with bad skin and have chronic back pain.  I am only 33 years old.

I am going Paleo.

Please let this help.  I can't keep swallowing Advil like candy.  I can't live like this.  It's more than my thyroid.  It's got to be my diet.  

Please let this work.  Please let me stick to this.  Please let me feel better.

Looks be damned.  I could look like Shrek tomorrow.  I just want to feel my age.  I want to sleep through the night.  

I want to not be a bitch for seven days in a row.

Please let this be my answer.



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165,313 My wife is involved with two community groups. She goes to her book group once a month, all women. She's in the church choir. They rehearse twice a month. Again all women.

I've noticed she always shaves her bikini line just before attending these meetings.

Women are weird. They neaten up their pubic hair before going out with other women.



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165,312 My wife has a huge bush, literally an inch or more of delightful growth.  She hates it, while I love it.  So we have this compromise.  Oct 1st to March 31st she grows the bush and does not trim. April 1st to Sept 30th she trims it short, very short.

Right now every night I'm grabbing that and feeling it all I can. I know the night of April 1st, I will reach down there and find it is all trimmed close cut. 



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165,311 I think pets should be outlawed. I love my pets more than anything, but look at the industry…It's fucking repulsive.



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165,310 I am 32 weeks pregnant. 5 ft 6 inches and weigh 145 pounds now. I feel so big. I feel like I can hardly walk already.
I calculated my BMI based on a normal, non-pregnant person and I'm still not considered overweight...so there's that.
Then I begin to think "If I feel so exhausted carrying around the 25 pounds I've gained...how awful must overweight people feel, every single day?



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165,309 Im over the shaved bare thing, after years of shaving Im growng my red bush back! I am so excited to see it growing in again, so sexy and powerful and womanly. Yes boys, the curtains do match the drapes....



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165,308 TO deported person, Immigration doesn't work like that. First of all when you get deatained DO NOT SAY ANYTHING and ask for a lawyer ,do not sign any papers either. Your lawyer will come and get you out and most likely you will have to wait until you get a former letter to go in front of a judge . The judge will hear your cased then its up to him/her if they will let you stay . Most people that get kick out are the country right away are either people who are not aware of their rights or violent criminals who have no right to go in from of a judges. The 10 year ban only happens if you came here under a visa and overstayed that's why you shouldn't sign any papers and since you seem to be the only provider to your kids and you are their mother there's a big chance that the judge who hears your case might grant you a temporary permit until one of your kids turn 18 and can claim you.



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165,307 Funny sex secret.
I started seriously running a while back and have since run several trail races and marathons. My feet are rough and bruised. No amount of maintenance can make them pristine again. And I had the most killer fetish about stockings & foot play! Now I feel like I've traded part of my sex life in exchange for running. I have no one to share this sad development with, because no one ever knew.



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165,306 It's the time of year when women start breaking out the sandals again, and I'm enjoying the view.



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165,305 Might be getting deported tonight or very soon, thanks friend.thNks for trading your few months in jai for life sentence for me & my kids, I fucking hate you Rod. You broke my fucking heart, more then the ex. You took me from my kids, my country, and I can't come back for 10 years! Emily will be 26 next time I see her and Annika 13. I lost everything already but you took me away from my kids. I'm done, I give up now, I can't fight any longer, and I'm nothing without my kids. I knew you were making a deal and selling me out. Rod only cares about rod. Have it all, come by and say hi toy kids for me. Why do they think I'm a street walker? You've talked so much trash about me to glorify yourself. I'm so disappointed in what you took from me, but I'm more disappointed trusting in a friend of 15 yrs. It took me 7-9 hours to walk to Chris house to get a phone charger. Held up in some fucked up motel waiting for them to finally take me into custody.
I can't live without my girls and the world is so fucking cold to the needy. At least I can I've been a good person, fucked up a lot, but I would of never done any close as hurtful. You don't deserve to be called a friend I'd rather die them move to Sweden! I made a big deal telling you to stay with me to have you accountable for your actions. while you hand me over to the enemy to get you out of trouble. Immigration is looking for me to make one mistake and not sure if it'll matter and not sure if I can fix things on my own. I can't hold my children anymore, and a big thanks for Knut to report to the local authorities that I had coke, um no I admitted to doing two lines (because I'm always honest ) I even tried turning myself in. You & Rod I hope someone makes you their bitch! Sleeping in a hotel room, they could easily set me up if that's all that it will take. Homeless after finding out your a nasty old man. If I'm not here to sue you myself, I have ex's that care enough to stop you the world can go to hell. I get a chill from watching you laugh when I asked you why you would wanna see me without my kids for many years.  And missy, don't reply. You got my man and my life sucks! I realized it so petty, it's over a man. A man I loved nonetheless. But nothing is the pain I feel just thinking about how seldom I see them now. Bye babies, I wanna get to say goodbye at least. And leaving you a farewell message didn't go so well, I choked up. You have to finish college here, better schools, and then I'm not letting you go.



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165,304 i clenched my legs together and masturbated in my first grade classroom...  i tried to do it discreetly...  did the teacher notice?



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165,303 I want her to suck it



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165,302 I have remarkably ugly hands.



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165,301 HAHAHA Glitter Bomb fucking exploded. Although I don't feel as good about it as I hoped. She was a better sport then I expected. To quote... "WHO THE FRACK SENT ME THIS GLITTER GRENADE?!?!?! SO HELP ME, IF THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE FOR MY BIRTHDAY.......well played random person-_-"  .... Little emoticon included. Also... "WTF? I don't know who this person is! Oh, it is on!!!!"... I wish I could think of equally passive-aggressive and anonymous things to do. Tehe.



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165,300 In my state, if you're a veteran and you are in prison for committing a crime, when you get out you are qualified to receive free housing. Me, I'm a veteran, but I haven't committed a crime. So I'm not allowed to get free housing. See how fucked up that is? Maybe I should go commit a crime.



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