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165,499 I have a heart with a taste for revenge. Don't we all, in our own small ways, think of delectable come-backs and punishments for people that do us wrong? I'm no different.

My old best friend (let's call her C for cunt-faced bitch) took me in for a while when I was homeless, and gave me until Feb 1st to move out. It was no big deal since she told me in October, and since I'd put plans in motion to get an apartment by that date that ended up being successful anyway.

Thing is, during the 1st week of January me and C got in a fight because we had sex and I think I gave her HPV. I was never around for the test results, but I'm pretty sure she has it now because she refuses to speak to me. After it happened I stayed out for a week to give C some space (which was stressful as hell because I didn't pack that many outfits and it was during a work week), and when I got back she gave me 3 days to find somewhere else to live. So I'm not speaking to her either.

Since it's tax season now, 2/6 of my w2s were sent to C's house. You'd better believe she threw them out. Now I had 6 jobs and lived in 3 different places last year, so I knew tracking down my w2s was gonna be a pain. I was told (and did research to confirm) that I could press charges against C for throwing them out, and to be honest I considered doing it if someone would represent me pro-bono. But I've already paid her back without even realizing it.

HPV, since it's an STI that's transferred through skin-to-skin contact, is very easy to pass around, the only visible sign of it being genital warts unless it's become a more serious problem. Even then, it affects everyone differently. I had it for at least 6 months to a year without knowing it, and in that time I think I'd already had sex with C. So I actually probably gave her HPV months ago and neglected to tell her, which she definitely passed to her ex bf since they've been fucking on/off for 5 years and most certainly don't use condoms. So not only was she mad because she'd probably already had it, but because I infected her ex as well (she's still in love with him--virgin attachment to the extreme). That's not even the worst part!

Now first let me say, HPV isn't all bad. Aside from it being totally ignorable it usually clears out of one's immune system in 2 years, granted they aren't re-exposed to it within that time. Buuuuut I just realized, in order for C and her ex to get rid of their disease, they have to stop fucking for 2 years straight, and I know she doesn't have the self-control for that.

Ha, I was wondering why she hated me so much, and it was right there in front of me the whole time. Suck it, bitch! The funniest thing about this all is that if C does manage to stay away for 2 years and gets over her shitty ex, I will have actually done her a favor!



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165,498 165484... join the club. I just pulled the same trigger after a very turbulent 8 years of on and off and multiple times of being cheated on.  Just know, you taught her how to treat you by what you would tolerate and what you wouldn't.  I made myself the floor mat, not her.

But, as you have, I decided it is over. permanently.

Watch the movie 400 days of summer.
Joshua Gordon Levitt: "How can this hot woman think she can just treat a man like shit, walk all over him and get away with it?!"
Other actor:"Uhhh, I don't know? 1,000s of years of confirmation?"



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165,497 165494 trust me, Getting married and divorced within a 3 year period SHOULD have been the plan. you lucked out.

I got married and divorced 15 years later

Why your situation is better:
1)Not as financially enslaved to one another
2)The kids if any are too young to be damaged by it
3)neither of your living situations have to change drastically
4)There's probably not much material or financial to fight over (unless one of you has their own business and it is extremely successful
5)it's WAY the FCK cheaper. WAAAAAAAAAY cheaper.
6)In most states you can file for a dissolution still!

I can keep going if you wish.


My secret, which to most women I've dated really isn't much of a secret, but I jack off typically 4-8 times a day EVERY day.. and I am 44.. I always thought this was normal but I am finding out it is not.  (yes the days it's 4 it's because I am having sex 2-3 times that day)



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165,496 Today, I think I'll abandon my family. I know someone who is really interesting and guliable, and it will be easier and more exciting to get to know them then it would be to honor my commitment to my spouse. The kids will be okay, and the extended family will understand, especially when they see how unhappy I am (again). Can't wait to ditch these guys and get right in to the next new exciting chapter of my life, sans these bastards...April fools!! No, not going to ditch my family.    (;



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165,495 As an April Fools Day joke, I think I'll tell my husband I love him.



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165,494 getting married and divorced within three years wasn't really my plan.



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165,493 165491     I miss you too. Very much.



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165,492 I am alone by choice. I don't need someone there to fill the void, and until I can look at a man and not think of you, I won't hurt someone by letting them try to live up to whatever crazy thing we had. I love you so...

I am not tormented. I am okay. Thinking of you doesn't bring me sorrow, it fills my heart with joy. It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. The only thing to do is enjoy what else I love in my life.



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165,491 Trying to date fucking sucks to live in the middle of nowhere (as it seems). I find a decent guy maybe once every 6 months to talk to. But neither of those guys were interested in me. Wow. Its been 11 months single now. Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep into my pillow. Fuck. :(



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165,490 Bud I miss You Sooooo Baaad!!!!!



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165,489 Embrace the contraction.



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165,488 I feel empty again.Thanks to you



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165,487 If he had raped me vaginally, I wouldn't have felt anywhere near as degraded, ashamed, worthless, and disgusting as I did afterwards.
I might've even found the courage to call the cops. Or at the very least, be able to confide in a friend.
But no. No thank you. I'll just bury that night and keep that secret.



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165,486 I was born with a heart murmur. Never really bothered me much except the last few days.
Heart fluttering, bouts of dizziness or vertigo, almost feeling like I'm going to pass out.  I'm scared to go to the doctor.
I haven't told anyone.

I'm going to go though. Insurance kicks in tomorrow.
I'm so scared, I can't leave my son behind without a mother.  I'm the only one he has in this world.

God please let it be a simple fix if there's something wrong with my heart.

My story on this earth isn't done.

:-(

37/f



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165,484 See i always thought that one day you would open your eyes and see how much i care for you, i guess i will.never be enought for you. I am the one to blame, i should have known that a girl like you would never give a shit about me.I give up. I'm done being used.



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165,483 Everytime i try to let you in, you show me a side of you that gives me more reasons to never let you in. Thanks for showing it to me tonight. I know you read these,so yes this is one is yours.



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165,482 It sounds like you controlled yourself well. I don't mean this as critical, but why is a four year old still in a crib? Maybe this is part of the child's anger?



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165,481 I must get this out.  My finger is still numb.  Tonight is the closest I have ever come to hitting a child.  I was trying to wash my four-year old's hands after dinner.  He didn't want to do it.  I told him he had to, and took him to the sink.  He got mad and started hitting me.  I told him firmly that hitting is not allowed, and grabbed his hand to put the soap on it.  Then he pulled my hand to his mouth, grabbed my finger and bit down on it as hard as he could.  Chewed on it.  I shrieked and screamed out in pain.  I could feel myself desire to lift my huge, powerful arm and smash it on his little head.  It was an instinctual reaction to pain - smash what is causing it.  I was engulfed in pain, rage, and anger.  I wanted to bash him so bad.  But I didn't.  Thank God I kept my mind straight.  I screamed at him like a large grown man.  It was the loudest I have ever screamed in anger.  He fell to the floor in terror.  I kept screaming at him while I washed the soap from his hands.  I couldn't help it.  There was so much pain.  I left him in his crib alone until his mother came home and could take over.  He stay there and whimpered.

I am glad I managed to control myself in so much pain.  I am glad I did not hit him.  I could have seriously hurt the boy.  Maybe I'm parenting wrong.  Maybe he bit me because I'm spoiling him.  I hope this one incident is what it takes to make him never bit me again.  I don't have many other fingers I can lose.



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165,480 I ignore everyone so I can get my chores done. There just aren't enough hours in a day. I am so lonely. When do people have time for work, social interaction, exercising, grocery shopping, etc?



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165,479 I watch you much more than you know. I have pictures of you doing very private things. It makes me secretly want you even more.



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165,478 Here's a secret. I work an 8 1/2hr day, M-F. The usual. I was hired from a temp agency and started off at 4 hours a day, and then I worked my way up to becoming a full time employee, with benefits coming soon. Buuuut the thing is that now that I have to stay here all day, I don't have enough work to do all day anymore. I could probably finish everything they give me on a daily basis in 4 hours, 5 including my mandatory lunch break (it wasn't when I was a temp, which was a huge perk but is compensated by the extra $3/hr I earn now). So I have to spend at least 2 full hours a day just browsing the internet, or I'd be forced to leave early and I couldn't pay my bills. Not a bad situation.

It's just funny, because when I get something last minute I actually work my fastest, and my bosses are always pleasantly surprised.



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165,477 I think anyone who majors in marketing is an idiot.



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165,476 When I see you, I feel a little sorry. Sorry because you have so many problems to deal with, this in addition to the problems you bring on yourself. I did a little "digging" and I didn't realize just how bad things actually are for you. Good job keeping it hidden though.



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165,475 I worked for many years in a government agency that required the very top national security clearance for all employed there.  Apart from establishing your identity, they do the whole clearance procedure over from scratch every few years.  The intrusiveness of the procedure would be almost unbelievable to those who have not had a comparable security clearance.  They audit the shit out of your life like you wouldn't believe.

In practice, almost all of my purchases are by EFTPOS or by credit card.  That means that there is an electronic trail of almost all of my purchases, and that information can be accessed by those who conduct security clearances because they're exempt from almost all privacy laws that apply to everybody else.  When I was working at that agency, about the only thing that I used notes-and-coins cash for was to buy lunches at the workplace cafeteria, which didn't accept other forms of payment.

However, there was one other type of purchase that I used notes-and-coins cash for, even though EFTPOS was available.  On the odd occasion that I purchased something at a liquor store, I always made a point of paying with notes-and-coins cash, in order to leave no electronic tracks of the purchase.  I don't drink much, but it was simpler to just not leave any electronic trail of liquor purchases in the first place for security clearance personnel to possibly nitpick about later.



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165,474 I see you watching me.



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165,473 It's been longer than I thought.



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165,472 Why is it that my boyfriend has no interest in me. I try so hard and I get no feedback from him. It's like living alone.



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165,471 uncircumcised cock is my absolute favorite. I love it.

-the cute young professional woman you know



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165,470 God please save me from here.



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165,469 Why are teachers so fat?



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165,468 At this time of year I have some friends who post heavy handed regurgitated religious crap like a picture of Christ with a caption "He died for you."

What the fuck is wrong with you twits? Please don't shove your fake religious shit in my face. I lose all respect for you.



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165,467 When did the internet get so absurdly bad? I emailed a picture from my phone to my computer. Nothing happened. It didn't show up. I tried two more times. It just wouldn't work. I gave up. Fast forward to like a week later. I suddenly get all three emails. Like WTF? A week to deliver an email? The internet is failing apart.



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165,466 At a town meeting, I spoke out against guns. A woman in the audience went ballistic on me. What a bitch.

Afterwards I asked around to find out her name. I at least like to know who the guns nuts are so I can avoid them.

A year later I was selling my house. A buyer's broker called my broker with a bid. It was reasonable. I was all set to accept. But then my broker mentioned the other broker's name. It was the same unusual last name that the gun nut lady had.  I did a little digging. The gun nut was married to that broker.

I enjoyed telling my broker no, that I didn't accept the bid. Damned if I'm going to help a gun nut family make money.

They came back with a higher number. Ha, I again said no.

Right at that point another buyer with a different broker took interest. He bid the full asking price. I took it.

Thank you very much gun nuts family. I got more money because of you. And you got nothing. Oh by the way, your wife is an asshole.



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165,465 I took the virginity of 3 woman. But I took the ass virginity of 5 women.



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165,464 I hate labels, like why people call themselves "African American" like what it suppose mean anyways. Is not like the person just came fresh out of the boat into America. There's nothing wrong being proud of your roots but at the end of the day we all human living in the same country . I get so annoyed overtime I fill a form whether is a dr office or school and see all these stupid labels. Seriously , sometimes I'm tempted to just put other and then said I came from another planet just to see their reaction on their faces.



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165,463 I have two friends who are engaged. The three of us were at walmart the other day. One has a medical condition that makes her ankle hurt. The other one went outside to go start the car while I stayed so she could bye her stuff. You would think that her fiance would be thoughtful enough to pull the car up to the front of walmart. My standards are so high. Why is she marrying someone who just isn't thoughtful like that? My ex would have pulled up.



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165,462 Fine print in contracts only allows companies to fuck people over.



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165,461 I'm a woman. I'd like to try being with a woman. I've never done it before, but we have the same parts, so I'm confident I could find my way around. :)



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165,460 I still drink chocolate milk everyday. (M,56)



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165,459 People complain about everything. They complain if I speak. Then on other days they complain if I don't speak.



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165,458 Religious beliefs can be so fucking stupid. This man I know facebook friended me a few months back.
He's old & a bit weird but he never bothered me before.
He said something the other day, I'll paraphrase:
"I woke up & couldn't find my cell phone! Please call it if you can, maybe I will hear it ring."
Some other people commented on how they had tried to call but the cell apparently seemed dead.
He finally comments, several hours later, "oh thank God, I found the phone! Just after I prayed, it appeared! Praise be to God, he really answers prayers."
Fucking SERIOUS?
Now Jesus is responsible for finding missing cell phones too!
Wow. Learn something new every day, but fuck all those kids throughout the world who are dying of war, starvation & disease. Or the countless who are sold into sex slavery. God didn't hear those prayers because he was distracted with all the ones for missing fucking cell phones.



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165,457 I don't think it'd be so much lacking compassion as much as afraid as to what you'd do if they stopped. They would have no idea what's going through your head and would easily think that you'd attack them if they stopped to asked.



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165,456 My son became much more popular after we installed a pool.



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165,455 That menagerie of a relationship you're in, you know, the partner who makes you feel like a cell mate in a Mexican prison? The way you are feeling is not a fluke. Walk out of the fog while there's still time. Don't be misled and confused by your feelings for her. Sure she is someone you think you love, but I promise you it isn't real. Look at where she has been. She made all those promises before to numerous people. There is nothing there; no substance. Read this and save yourself, because you'll end up on your face if you don't take the initiative and leave like I did.



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165,454 In looking back as an adult, I can't believe the castaways on Gilligan's Island weren't having sex.



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165,453 Massive panic attack today. I thought I was going to die. It's so unfair. What sets off my panic every time is that a thought comes into my head that I will die one day, that I'm mortal, that I will cease to exist. This creates the sudden panic, which makes my heart pound out of my chest, which of course feels like I'm having a heart attack and about to die there and then, which makes the panic attack even worse. A deadly catch 22.

When it happened today I sat down on the crowded sidewalk. I started scratching at myself. I find it helps if I stimulate my skin. I don't know why. Maybe it's more input for my brain so it can't focus as much on the panic.

A side observation, no one stopped to ask if anything was wrong. Here I am, a well dressed person sitting on the dirty sidewalk. A look of panic on my face as my arms flail about scratch at myself. And everyone just kept going.

People are less than compassionate.



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165,452 Seeing all the "I will always love you even though you wont give me the time of day/moved on/cheated on me, etc" posts on here makes me glad that I don't love my ex anymore. If I'm gonna keep going back to something that hurts me, it's gonna be drugs or alcohol. At least then the good time is guaranteed and controllable.



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165,451 jesus christ....the people i work with have to be the laziest fuckers in the world.



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165,450 A couple months ago I started masturbating in the bathroom at work. Usually I only do it once a day, though once I did it three times because I'd had sex the previous day and I'm always extra horny the day after fucking. Especially a good fuck. The walls are really thin at my job but I don't care, I'm at least 10 years younger than everyone here and it's mostly men, so if they caught me they wouldn't tell me to stop...plus it's my right to orgasm if I feel like it, especially if I'm on my lunch break. It's not even for the thrill of it, it's just that sitting on a toilet gives me much better access to my clit, and when it gets engorged I can turn my hips downward and it'll come right out of its hood! Ugh, such easy access. Now I get why guys say the tip feels the best, because it's the same for me! I didn't think it was gonna happen more than once, but there's something addicting about making yourself cum whenever you want, especially in the middle of a boring or stressful work day. The messed up thing is that it's easier to find privacy to masturbate at work than in my own house...my roommate's bedroom shares a wall with the bathroom and the FIRST time I did it there she dropped a hint that she heard me. It would be a pain but I like the routine I have. Cumming at work is always great, but only if I have the right inspiration...



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165,449 The past few days have been torture, I've been at a loss for words. The only thing I wanted to know, if it had been real? It was to powerful to have just been what they said, it seemed inconceivable to imagine it wasn't really there. I watched, so quietly, so curious, so determined to have an answer whatever it may be. It's taken this long, to know for sure, what I already felt in my very core to be true, no matter how much the world denies it. I thought I would feel better. I don't.



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165,448 Just watched a beautiful video of a mother and her son making love!  The whole event was so tender, sweet and loving!  And I'm certain the video is authentic, because the mother is mine, and the son is me!  Mom passed away several years ago, so my memories and this one precious video are all I have left of her, but I still dream of her, and remember her scent, her taste, and the feel of her baby-soft skin against my body!  I miss you so much, Mama - all my love, 'till we meet again!



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165,447 Renee is a cunt



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165,446 You made me laugh girl, we're gonna live in your car together like Thelma & Louise and they'll never find us? Omg! Lookin at my options, this is laughable but it's better then walking the streets! Nice to have a friend until you turn against me too.. It's worth a shot girl



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165,445 Your words today made me angry, so angry I had to jog it off. But they also made me decide to stay and fight which in turn made me get asked to leave this house if im not leaving the country. By morning I'll be walking the streets again, they already think I'm a hooker lol. I'd be a shitty f-ing hooker not making any money cause I'd rather slice my wrists then offer myself up to any fucking man! To the hardware store I go, just in case for the next time I wanna give up I actually can without freezing to death. I don't think I have much fight left, this is my only outlet please don't take that away. If you wanna be an ass you know my number but I can't charge my phone like normal people. Ive never felt so alone and outnumbered,outwitted: I take back my prayer for guidance. Give me anything else,!i can't take another heart break.



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165,444 God throw me a rope cause I'm f-ing drowning! Why must finding my way back to you be another lesson learned. I have enough lessons, I won't risk eternal damnation to seek an easy way out. I won't do it. But because I said I would stay and fight and not be a coward, it's put me on the streets again! Can you be forgiven for taking your own life? I promise to follow you from now on, just help me get back up. I'm more then willing. I don't wanna freeze to death and give them what they want.



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165,443 Would you, for aesthetic, or the desires of vanity demand your family wander through life with a crew-cut, or high and tight?

Remind me then who came up with the ideology of a perfectly manicured lawn.

Have you ever paid close attention to grasses after they've grown too long to avoid the gravitational forces pulling them down?  How about the manner it sways, or whispers to you at differing times of day?

I say let it grow. Let it reach its potential by climbing as high toward the sun as possible. Enjoy its magnificence. Two-thirds of our nation was once great plains of grass lands, and the herds it sustained made African's pale in comparison.

What is wrong with us as a species, a people, a culture, a nation?



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165,442 After more than 22 years together (including 20 married years), I kicked my lying and stealing SOB husband, who valued "things" and "stuff" more than me, out. He agreed - guess the "stuff" is more important to him then I am. He took about 75% of the "stuff" in the house and you cannot even turn around in his apartment. I was his second wife. When do idiots like him learn? Me - a good-looking, smart woman with a good job (who makes more than he does!). Guess I wasn't smart enough? Nah...wait until the settlement comes along...he will pay dearly for all of this "stuff."



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165,441 I love you. I love you so fucking much R. I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you. Why must I be f*cking unhappy with you.



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165,440 After reading this website I'm trying to wash my foreskin at least twice a day. It may not be enough. I may not ever want to get into a sexual situation with a woman again.



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165,439 If you want to know what whining babies people are, trying moderating a Facebook forum. The funny part is, they are my friends in real life, so I don't want to yell at them. But they send me private messages all damned day complaining about what everyone else is posting. Just grow up. It's only Facebook. Who cares if someone thinks differently than you.



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165,438 I have been listening to the Mister Roger's Remix on repeat for three days now.



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165,437 Scratch that, I'm no coward no matter how hard I try. You got 3 people with extensive drug histories trying to save their ass while persecuting a mother of two. No judge is gonna deport me on this horse shit hear say. I'm done hiding, it's time to get a job and an apartment and if it's a fight you fuckers want, you got it!! Fuck the shady fucking InS, it's on! Mamas got a brand new bag.. And attitude. Anything you thrown my way so far has failed but keep trying. And for the guy who walked with me, I'll never trust in the good of others from now on. Bring it on asshole!



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165,436 He has hijacked my heart.
I can't decide which is worse, the fact he will never fully be with me, or that sometimes I get so caught up I say the dumbest shit.
The redheads got me over a barrel alright.
Damnit.



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165,435 Other people want to date me. I am very angry at them. They are not you. How could they possibly think they have a chance, when THEY'RE NOT EVEN YOU!?????



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165,434 HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE



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165,433 Make that 5 friends, that last one hurt me. Deeper then ever. Maybe it's time to be a coward. I have nothing left anyways.



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165,432 Crying is a great ab workout!



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165,431 My wife goes away for the weekend and first thing she does when she gets back is yell at me and the kids. I guess having time to herself gave her a chance to think of new ways to torment us.



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165,430 Starting from the beginning, Knut kicked me out, I found a video cord going to my tv. He pulled it out, I made the mistake of not calling the police. I think he may have, and said I had coke. Lol as if I even know where to get any other then ace and rod. For 7 days I've been followed everywhere I go, rod willingly turned against me and handed over any information he could remember. He took me to a junk yard, Trying to trade me in. I admitted to the police and I turned myself in. They said go home, no warrant and what you did two lines, big deal. A guy walked me all the way to the police station. I knew he was police but I now think he was the ins prosecutor. Lost my purse, green card and money. He left the police station an said he'd be back with $60. I figured he was gonna buy me lunch, I thought he was being nice. He never came back, a trooper was sitting in the parking lot watching me. Great! Now they think I'm a hooker. I went to ace's, he's wearing a wire and saying he's sick. I left there, sat in a ravine for 6 hrs and wouldn't leave. They fired over 100 shots I think hoping I would run, I stayed. Half of the city has followed me around town on the bus and max, hoping I would fall for some of their lame traps. Two guys sitting talking about how this is a great city for selling dope! I've never been so insulted! They were terrible actors, you would go laughed. I know I did. Then I get to Neil's, I'm on no sleep, super tired and need a drink, a hug and a bed. I heard something fizz while in the shower. He starts arguing with me saying I look high, I tell him I didn't drink the vodka. He gets pissed and throws the drinks. I get my clothes out of the dryer and he smiles and tells me he put drugs in my phone! And he's called the police! I walk up the street to wait for the police, and see someone awake across the street. I call the police from this gentlemens house, police comes and I tell them what's happened. By now this is the 3rd time I've turned myself in. Lmao
Soon realize the nice guy is ins, figures they'd set up shop next to Neil's.
I go to the hospital and after getting a mouthful of this drink I'm coming up positive for meth, and methodone. The methodone I still had some left from my script after going off vikes.



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165,429 A very famous actor (I don't think I should mention his name) is my neighbor. He lives in the building right next door to mine and I bet his maintenance (his building is probably a co-op or condo), is about 5x's what I pay. I love my NYC rent stabilized apartment ;) oh and I pay over $2,000 a month for a big, two bedroom with a terrace - expensive to me, but dirt cheap for this insanely expensive, ridiculously over-priced, overrated city. But hey, I was born and raised here...



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165,428 I better land this job. I refuse to work like a schmuck.



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165,427 Of all the nasty places you've had your fingers before we met and yet you're afraid to handle my clean underwear. .geez, I thought I was with a man, not a little boy. Grow the f up a little, will you?



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165,426 Yeh, I don't know about our criminal justice system. Odd dealings. I know a guy in my town who went through an ugly divorce. His ex-wife kept bringing him back to court accusing him of hiding money and assets. It seemed pretty clear she was right. The guy had all sorts of schemes going where his assets were disguised behind company names, and he turned out to be the sole owner of the companies.

At the end of the day though, after years of court battles, she lost. She got a little bit. but hardly anything.

A few months later her ex-husband was mysteriously shot dead. No charges were ever filed against anyone. Case closed.

It sure leaves me wondering....



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165,425 I feel bad for the woman who isn't gtting enough from her husband of 15 years.  She signed off with
" -a wife who feels pretty rejected and undesirable".  That is how many men feel when they are rejected for sex.

How can you feel better if you feel rejected?  Go find acceptance.

How can you feel desired?  Go find someone who desires you.

-Married M 41



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165,424 My neighbor's 19 yo daughter just left. She spent the past hour sucking & fucking my 47 yo cock. She rode my cock like there was nothing else on earth she'd rather be doing. This has been going on for a couple of months. I don't know why and I'm not about to ask. As long as I eat her pussy 'til she comes she'll let me fuck her all I want.



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165,423 Dontcha just hate it when people are only nice to you in order to further their own agenda.   A hundred people could reach out and they are ignored but the big fish gets prompt and over zealous attention.



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165,422 I thought that was a woman's breast til I looked closely and saw his beard!



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165,421 There is no God. For every Kentucky fan who was praying for a win last night, there were 100 Americans hoping Notre Dame (NOTRE DAME, ya know...a CATHOLIC SCHOOL?) would pull out the upset. They didn't. There IS NO GOD.



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165,420 During my high school days, I remember a friend telling me once how his balls were itching so much one night that he scratched them until they bled.  I don't know if I've missed out on some essential manly experience, but, at over sixty years of age, I can't recall my balls ever itching.  It might as well be a fabled experience to me, because I can't relate to it.  Maybe I've just been lucky or looked after myself properly?



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165,419 The past, present, and future all coexist on a singular plain.
Time is a fabrication of humanity to make sense of passing seasons and measurements of events, nothing more.

"Uh, why am I late for work? Because time doesn't exist". No! "that fancy thing worn upon your wrist is a means to line the pockets of someone else", it measures nothing".

Deep time, is what they call it. Consider the fleeting time we've been on this rock. Ooh the extinct dinosaurs, they lasted longer than most minds can comprehend.

We live in cycles, seasons, not time. We are not doomed by the clock masters who desperately need us to earn them monies as fast as possible.

We love, we lose. And we do it again. Rise, then fall. Winter comes, and like a kiss from our sweet love, we are awoken from our slumber.



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165,418 I've been having dreams about all the friends I know who died. This has been happening for the last few weeks. I think it means I'm about to die and these old friends are letting me know it will be okay.



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165,417 Drugs aren't the enemy. Drugs are my friends.



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165,416 I am lonely. Not a big deal. It's just life. Most of the time I'm fine, busy with work, friends, family, spouse. But sometimes in the quiet of the evening, I realize that deep down in my soul, I am terribly alone. Everything is smoke and mirrors and the reality is lost in the ether.



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165,415 Many of my friends are Jewish but I'm not a big fan of Israel. I dont dare tell them.



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165,414 The Southern United States of US
first hit single: vivid dreams of you



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165,412 I've already seen 4 friends turn against me in a weeks time, one because of greed, two because of having no choice, and one because he's wanted to be a single parent for years. I don't want my opinion of you to change as you turn against me, so I won't contact you outright. Once this is over and done I'm writing a book of the injustice done against me so other immigrants can know what to expect. If I told anyone right now they would call me crazy and paranoid.



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165,411 People get mad at me if I have an opinion. If they have an opinion, that's okay. But I'm not allowed to have one of my own.

Well you know what? Go fuck yourself.



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165,410 How many people actually DO live in their parents' basement?  What does it have to do with not being impressed with this rock band or that vapid beauty?

How many "uncool" people who like what the jerks don't like may actually have their own homes or at least a rental space?  Even if they're hardly like Hugh Hefner?

It's not 1990 anymore - Star Trek fans & other "outsiders" are actually living wonderful lives.  If you refuse to admit how dissatisfied you are with your own self, then find a better way to be mean to people who will keep laughing at you back.



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165,409 Some gay people really piss me off.
It's the ones that are hiding in the closet, cloaked in religion, married to women and yet having children.
These are the gay people who ruin lives because they are too cowardly to be themselves.
Sad & disgusting at the same time.



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165,408 Things that mattered to me a couple of weeks ago haven't even crossed my mind. How quickly ones priorities change. I'm scared shitless, a new country, having to relearn  everything. Fuck, I don't even know how to take the bus.. I can only go forward, can't contact anyone without complicating their lives. You stopped loving me, and I can't forget. I wanna say good bye, but can't reach out. Just wanna be safe in your arms again, one more time but it's never gonna happen again. I'm leaving my kids behind, something I never expected I would do. Did you know I had heat before I did? How is that possible? Did you have something to do with it?



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165,407 If I go out on a date and bring the guy home to fuck me silly, then in the morning I might give him a "good-bye and thanks for dinner" blow job. But only if he doesn't have a foreskin. If he's uncircumcised, the blow job aint happening because germs have been festering under that skin of his and it's not pleasant.



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165,406 I'm like Shrek. And Elsa. I just want to be alone.



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165,405 My wife is sooooo difficult. People don't realize what it's like to live with her. Here is a conversation we had recently. It's one of many conversations we have like this each month.

I was coming home from work. At the bottom of my driveway I looked in our mailbox and the newspaper wasn't there. When I get in the house my wife asked if I picked up the newspaper. I said it wasn't in the mailbox. I mentioned the blizzard raging outside and how the paper boy probably couldn't make it through the snow.

My wife says, "How do you know that? Maybe his car broke down."

I say, "He's a paper boy. He doesn't drive a car. He rides a bike."

She says, "Well maybe he got a car."

I say, "He's like 12 years old. He's not allowed to drive a car."

She says, "Maybe he's mature looking for his age and Motor Vehicles thought he was old enough to get a license."

I say, "I don't think Motor Vehicles determines your age by looking at you. I think they want to see your birth certificate."

She says, "Well maybe he created a fake birth certificate using the computer. Kids today know how to do that. They are smart about computers. They know all sorts of things. And laser jet printers are cheap. They're practically free. Even a paper boy could afford one."

I say, "Then again, maybe he couldn't make it through this blizzard on his bicycle."

She says, "Can't you ever just admit your are wrong!"



When I divorce her, I hope people don't think it's because I cheated.



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165,404 My mentally I'll mom is visiting me for three days. The first visit in a year. I'm half a day in. I'm not sure I can do it.



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165,403 165401 - and then there is the reverse.....once it was every day, then little by little, she makes excuses until basically nothing, so there is a thought of a FWB



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165,402 People who point out other people's physical flaws must truly hate themselves. I honestly feel bad for people who are so insecure that they have to do that to take the focus off of themselves.



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165,401 I'm so horny I'm on the verge of tears :( I need sex at least 3x per week. Ideally I would like to have sex every day. I have an extremely high sex drive but my husband does not. I'm lucky if I get sex once a week now. Recently its dwindled down to once every 10 days. Yes I've been keeping track because it really bothers me. He says he wants it just as much as me, but blames it on work and being tired all the time. I go all week long without getting touched in bed. I ACHE to be touched. I've had many discussions with him about this and nothing ever changes. I have told him what I want and need but instead of getting better things only get worse. We've been married 15 years. In the beginning we had lots of sex. But over the years it has dwindled. I feel like an old couple but we're only in our mid thirties. I masturbate a lot to try and ease the burning desire but it cannot replace my husbands cock deep in my pussy. Oh god talking about this is making me even hornier now. Suppose I'll be watching some porn tonight and rubbing one out while he snores in bed. I'm beginning to understand why people cheat.

-a wife who feels pretty rejected and undesirable



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165,400 You're smart enough to edit the photos just enough so they won't be recognized if they're ran through a reverse image search, but you're not smart enough to change the fucking tag that tells you where it originally came from. So, in the end, those aren't old photos, and that is you cropped out of the image. Enjoy living on the street, because that's where I just threw all your shit. Hopefully you get to it before the homeless people do, I don't really care either way though.

Try not to suck any dick on the way back home!



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