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165,599 My son is 6 months old. I really really really don't want to be pregnant again.

I've taken precautions but my gut is telling me I am.

I didn't show until I was like at the end of the second trimester with my son. If I am pregnant again I won't be making a big deal about it. It took 3 second term miscarriages before I got my son. I can't look at pregnancy as exciting or fun. I didn't even feel like a mother or a parent until I heard him during the emergency c section.

I didn't organize his room with any perminance because I didn't want to know him till he drew breath.

I don't want to be pregnant again. ESP not so soon. But if I am I will roll with it and just not tell anyone till it sticks. I wish I could say this to someone and they not FREAK OUT cause people are so excited about being pregnant. I am just not excited. If it happens it happens. I have two kids. If it doesn't, it doesn't. I try to keep my life pretty calm. I could pretend to be sick for 3 months. I think. As long as I'm not showing its not a big deal. Until I have my kid in my arms. Breathing and alive. I won't make a big deal about it.

I just wish I could be excited.



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165,598 I just wanted to thank the people that replied to my post about dealing with the loss of a pet. My heart is still just as broken as it was on Tuesday when my dog was put down, but it's somehow just a little relieving to hear that others have shared this pain and managed to get through it.
Hope our beloved friends are happy and playing together on the other side of Rainbow Bridge.



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165,597 I mean Zombie Jesus is pretty weird, too, but at least it did not involve the mass homicide of children. All in all that God of Abraham was built for violence, jealousy and war-- no wonder we cant get it right, we followed the wrong God.



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165,596 Passover creeps me out. Yes, I know it is the liberation of the Jews from Egypt and how God kept a promise. But as you are sitting at the Seder table do you think once of the angels who massacred the first born innocent children of Egypt? (I mean assuming we believe that, right?) The angels passed over your door because you killed some sad goat and painted yoru doors in blood but woe betide the other innocent children who weren't Jewish. How can this be a holiday? It's frankly, terrible. And this is a major Jewish holiday! Creepy. Creepy. Creepy.



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165,595 And, I still love you.



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165,594 I miss you.



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165,592 I changed hair dressers because of how bitchy and deceitful they can be.
I went to my usual hair dressers and had one of the girls, who was fairly new but good, do my hair. I rarely talk at the salon as I like to relax and enjoy it, but she was being really persistent talking to me. She asked me why I hadn't been in a fair few months. I said I let a work mates boyfriend cut my hair, and the cut was terrible. I'm not overly into my looks, I'm plain and ordinary, cba with make up but I like to look nice and respectable. He cut my hair nothing how I asked, styled it crapily and I looked like Myra Hindley!
I told her this and she asked who cut my hair. I was dubious as he did work at this salon years before, but was fired for stealing from customers bags/coats and the till, but as she was fairly new and kept harking on I told her, she said no she didn't know him, and sorry I had to wait so long for my hair to grow and that my confidence was shredded by it and she'd make sure I was super happy with my new do.

Fast forward a few months and my ex colleague's boyfriend came in to my workplace(colleague had left to go to a "better"job) and started having a go at me for saying he gave me a bad hair cut, he did what I asked and I'm a horrible person for slagging him off behind his back, in front of my other colleagues and customers.

Since then I have refused to go back to that salon, I found and new one, I may pay more for my hair cuts, but I don't care. I barely speak to them, but they think it's because I like to relax, truth is I will never trust a hairdresser EVER again.

I've seen the girl who blabbed and she's smiled at me and asked why I don't go to them any more, I just said to her  "Why don't you ask K?" Her mouth opened and nothing came out so I walked off.

Moral of the story, don't trust hairdressers, the backstabbing cunts!!!



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165,591 There's a boy in my daughter's school. He's a terror. He bullies everyone. He's so out of control. He has threatened the lives of other students. Imagine, in this day an age, a student has threatened to kill other students!!

Someone should tell the Board of Education about this kid! They need to know about this and take action! They need to throw him out of school!

In fact, why hasn't this already been done? How could the Board of Education not have already removed this menace from the classroom?

Oh that's right, the boy's father is on the Board of Education.

Corruption at its finest, while putting everyone else's children in danger.  Welcome to America.



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165,590 I am hiding upstairs at my brother's holiday party even though I drove hundreds of miles to get here. My life is absolutely up in the air and I have been feeling so tired and sick. I feel so very much alone.



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165,589 My wife needs to be punched in the face.



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165,588 It's a full moon tonight. That makes a LOT of sense. I can always tell, people get a bit stranger than normal.



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165,587 "Smile!  Cheer up!  Laugh!  It's funny!  Have fun!!!"

Do what you're told - who cares if you can't be really happy?



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165,586 you say im not romantic or dont do anything to woo you anymore, well look in the mirror, when was the last time you initiated a kiss, a make out session, a roll in the bed?

I will do my part, but please dont say its all my fault.

Last time i checked we were partners in this...2 way street.



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165,585 I'm an over-sixty man, never married, and had no children.  I have no regrets, as I deep down had no inclination to do either.  However, if I had my life over, had different inclinations, and found myself with the responsibility of nurturing a son, here are a couple of things that I would encourage him to do.

Firstly, I would encourage him to take up a martial art such as karate for the confidence that it would build in him simply as a man who has to live in a sometimes physically hostile world.  When I was in my high school years, martial arts schools had a seedy reputation surrounding them.  They were reputedly for tough-guy misfits and bouncers, and it was unheard of for parents and children to go along to them together and learn.  Times have changed, and kids can now learn such skills in a family-friendly, "respectable" environment.

Secondly, I would encourage him to take lessons in social dancing.  I'm not talking about free-form nightclub grinding here, but about traditional dances that accustom one to holding a partner and cooperating closely with that partner in the performance of a dance.  When I was in my high school days, the thought of undertaking such an activity would never have crossed my mind, and I probably wouldn't have been seen dead doing it.  However, with the wisdom of hindsight, I see that it could be a tremendous developer of confidence in a young man in establishing relationships with women, not to mention a great social skill to have under his belt.



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165,584 Helicopter parents. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING?! my mother is the core source of my anxiety. I came home for spring break. I tried leaving the house, because the noise overwhelmed me. SHE WOULD NOT LET ME! she took my car keys, and his them. I try to go for a walk, she keeps trying to tag along. She noticed I wasn't well, and says 'just take one of your pills, and take a nap. Your making me really anxious'... WTF?! THAT'S WHY I WANTED TO GET AWAY FROM YOU! so I did, took one, took another, and another. Ended up od'ing on xanax. And now I'm hospital. All because I wanted to get away from my overbearing mother. But guess what? SHE'S RIGHT FUCKING HERE! - it seems like I'll never get away from her.



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165,583 30/f. I have been fucking a black man 20 years older than I.  IT'S AMAZING,how hot it is to feel his big thick cock inside of me. To hear him tell me how tight I am. I love looking down and seeing my pussy on him; pink, shaved down the slit meticulously, and his 3 inches of dark width forcing me open and stretching me inside till it hurts. I love that pain when he leans down and says in his low manly voice to "take the rest baby, cmon..." then he just drives it home, sprea.ding.  my legs wider with his hips. I cry out in sobs when he thrusts his full 10 inches into my center. It's not supposed to fit, it hurts so much but the pain is interlaced with pleasure I cannot live without anymore. I give him all of it and when he has me under him and my whole pussy wrapped around him...he owns me. HE doesn't know, when he's splitting my pussy like that....that I am powerlessand I'd do anything for him. Anything to have that beautiful black dick in me, always starting gentle till I can take the width
and ending with the pain of him having his orGasm in the deepest parts of me, buried to the hilt. I submit to him.  I love him for fucking me till I cry. I love him for ravishing me and I love him for the sounds he makes when I get so aroused that I open up completely For his pleasure. Fuck, it's the very best I will ever feel. Ladies, if you have never done it, try letting an older black man Fuck you. It's the greatest joy in the world to get reamed by a man who will fucking take you over. It's what getting FUCKED, IS.



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165,582 The world economy is currently being propped up by a combination of loose monetary policy by the U.S. and European central banks, and cheap oil.  Most of the gains of the major stock indices have been due to these two factors.

But interest rates can't stay at near-zero forever.

And we already know that oil won't stay at $50 per barrel forever.  Especially not when Russia and the Middle Eastern countries will need some way to finance their ever-increasing military and security expenses.

Be forewarned:  World War 3 is coming.  And every country in the world will feel the effects, even if they aren't involved in the fighting.



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165,581 It is 2 years ago today my awesome wife of 26 years is in hospice dying from cancer. She passed three days later. Though her body is gone her spirit and energy surrounds me. I thank the Lord for the gift of true love. Yes, my Lord I am spreading the word. Love conquers all.



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165,580 C. Happy Bday. Cant stop thinking about you. J



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165,579 A

I really liked it.

J



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165,578 You got him a checker board for his 10th birthday. Yee haw, a checker board. Just what every 10 year old wants. You're a great mom.



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165,577 My children avoid me.



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165,576 Shit. I'm in love with my boss. A man whore who does nothing but chase after women who are stick thin and blonde.... None of which I am. But the way he looks at me... those eyes pierce through me like there is no one else that he could see. Fuck.



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165,575 When no one is looking I pinch my fingernails together and pluck out my nose hairs.



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165,574 I watch movies to escape from my life.



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165,573 I'm not as materialistic as some people think of me , I talked my husband out of buying a new home. A 800,000 home, it was beautiful with plenty of space and very pet and kid friendly.  But at the end of the day we don't really need that much spaced and don't need to be having a big morgate. I would rather have him investment the money into savings and having peace of mind. Live beyond your means is better than being on debt.



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165,572 I said you were smart because I wanted to get my dick in your pussy. You are trailer trash scum. You are very insecure about your lack of education. I could see it from a mile away. So I come on to you and tell you what you want to hear. I say you're insightful. I say you have great intuition. I say you come across as very intelligent. I've known you for less than an hour, couldn't you see what I was doing? No? Because you're not smart. Duh. An hour later you spread your perfectly formed thighs and I fuck you. See how that worked? I'm smart. I got what I wanted. You got zip, except my cum in your twat.



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165,571 Going to go crazy due to lack of sexual contact.

Going...

Going..

Gone.





lol.



But seriously. I need some fucking fucking ;) haha



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165,570 If you constantly compliment other women in from of you woman and then refuse to have sex with her, she will think you're uninterested and will stop trying.

When my boyfriend realizes that we don't have actual sex for over 3 months it'll probably be too late (and no, me giving you a bj and you giving me a half assed 2 minute rub doesn't even count)



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165,569 I had a chance to get married when I was 24. She was great. But I knew I wasn't ready to settle down. I wanted more time to play the field. I turned her down.

Then I slept with about 50 more women.

I finally did get married when I was 41. A disaster. You know what kind of women are available to a 41 year old guy? The bottom of the barrel. For all those years they were good for a quick dinner and a fuck. But they were terrible marriage material.

You see the dilemma? I had the perfect woman when I was 24. But I would have cheated on her.  I waited and ended up with a terrible woman.  Neither path led to success.

Marriage just doesn't work. Save yourselves. Never get married.



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165,568 There's no winning in the relationship game. Every one ends badly.  Whether it's a boyfriend you dump, or a husband you divorce. They all end. Nothing works out. You show me a couple in the newspaper who have been "happily" married for 50 years, and I'll show you a lie. They stayed married because they were too lazy to get divorced.



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165,567 Sigh. I have a friend who is pregnant right now also. She left her asshole husband of fifteen years. They have 3 children together. She's pregnant with her fourth now, with a new man she is crazy about.
She's always happy. She's always upbeat. She's so much fun.
I'm entering my ninth month. I'm pretty miserable.
I haven't had sex with my husband for months. Literally, it's been the longest we have ever gone not having sex. The only reason we haven't is because I gave up on trying. I tried and tried and tried. It's our second child & he wanted to have another more than me. In fact, I cried when I found out because I didn't ever want to be pregnant again. It's my body changing drastically & rapidly, and my body undergoing a hardship that he will simply never understand. He doesn't care to.
So I was less than thrilled to discover I'd be going through another pregnancy with this man who can't handle a woman who cries about things that aren't logical. He can't hold me and comfort me and kiss me.
I think I may hate him, officially now at this point in time.
I'm slowly giving up on him because this is what happens when someone repeatedly disappoints you.
I am beautiful & I know this.
I am not overweight nor unattractive. I stay active. I stay healthy. I keep up with my shit. I don't over react & I don't flaunt myself.
I never ask for anything from him but I have asked for some attention and compassion. He can't give it to me. He just can't.
I log in to facebook & my fellow pregnant friend was tagged in her SO's photos. They were photos he took of her, outside. He captioned it with "just look at this woman! Isn't she beautiful? I'm so blessed to be having a child with this wonderful woman."
This makes me want to cry.
My husband would never do something so admirable & sweet.
He just doesn't understand women, especially me.



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165,566 165563 - What do you do?    You walk away now.  When a man sends those messages he isn't kidding and yes you are likely a placeholder.    I have been in your shoes and learned it the hard way, after wasting way too much precious time.  Never again.



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165,565 You're a terrible match for me, I felt this and ignored it. I just assumed you were a better fit for some other woman.

Truth is, you're not fit for anyone because you don't like being loved.



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165,564 Yeah, you still make the occasional appearance in my dreams.
The one I had 2 days ago, you walked by me in a restaurant & we exchanged glances, but dared not speak.
In the dream I had last night you & I rushed to an old apartment room together. Then the door opened & your girlfriend sat at the bottom of the stairs, wailing. Crying her eyes out.
You held her and told her everything would be okay.



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165,563 I'm not really sure what to do here.

It feels like we're in a relationship, and it's not that I want more per se. I don't want us to spend all our time together, I don't want the presumption that we'll see each other on any given night by default, I don't want to talk about "our future" or force us to compromise our ambitions for each other.

But at the same time, the fact that we don't explicitly acknowledge what this is hurts. It hurts because it makes it hard to know how you actually feel about me. It hurts because I have to constantly remind myself every time I feel comfortable that I'm not in the same league as your ex-girlfriends -- the ones who broke your heart, the ones who you struggled to get over, the ones who made you feel like a hopeless romantic. If you feel that way about me I don't know it, and I can't know it, because no matter how kind and considerate and patient you are with me you've explicitly messaged that I am NOT your girlfriend, this is NOT serious, and it's hard for me to allow myself to feel cared for or special when you've explicitly told me that this is not the case.

If you really feel something strong for me, we should acknowledge it to each other and deliberately agree not to cross the boundaries that we've established for our own well being. We can be in a relationship that's caring and warm and happy without having it constrict our lives. But if I'm just a placeholder for you while you allow yourself to heal and become ready for the next girl you'll fall head over heels for, well that's not fair for either of us. I deserve someone who reciprocates my feelings. You deserve to meet someone who you can feel as crazy about as I am for you.

So what do I do?



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165,562 The now-former President of Nigeria is named Goodluck Jonathan.  I try to be culturally sensitive and all, but this is just a really stupid name.  It's like something L. Ron Hubbard would think up.



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165,561 The Hannah Montana soundtrack is making me happy, and gives me courage and strength to go on with life.



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165,560 Sometimes I stare at my daughter and think how happier she would be if I had a better father figure in her life. Her dad is scum...I allow the physical and mental abuse and have no idea why. I'm very strong (so i thought) I was brought up better than that...why...seem so lost anymore. He gave me a beautiful daughter, but I hope he rots.



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165,559 I had a girlfriend who would put a condom on her vibrator when we used it.

1) Um honey, I don't think you can get pregnant from a vibrator.

2) If you did it because the vibrator was so filthy dirty..... well that's disgusting.



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165,558 I used to worry about getting divorced. What if I was making a mistake? But I came to the realization that I didn't love my wife. She wasn't even my friend. She used me to get what she wanted. She gave nothing in return. I filed for divorce. The kids were mad at me. But they soon saw the comparison between spending time with their conniving mother, or spending time with their nurturing father. They basically spend all their time with me now. I'm glad. And I'm happy.



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165,557 Tuesday,
I just have to keep breathing until Tuesday.



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165,556 I couldn't turn her down. She was too many of the things I like. I'm torn between wishing it didn't happen and acceptance.



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165,555 I want to throw on my sluttiest bra and panties, clamp my dick in a vice, then get a cock rammed down my throat and TWO up my ASS!



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165,554 For those who mourn their pets:
I found this free-verse poem on the Internet.
Reading it puts a lump in my throat.
It makes me think of all the pets I've ever known.
I hope it gives you a measure of comfort.


Remember Me

You knew I would leave before you.
You knew, and you chose to love me,
Too much perhaps and perhaps foolishly.

You knew I would leave.
It could not have been otherwise.
Grieve as you must.   Miss me for a time.

Take comfort in this, though;
You loved me as you could for a time,
A generous span of years.
I returned that love as fit my nature
For the whole of my life.
Remember me.

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165,553 I wanted to believe in something. I wanted to believe in you. I had the faith that you believed in me. It's a long way down from this place, realizing how wrong I was about us. The fall is all that you're left with in the end.



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165,552 We've had many animals over the years, but having to put my cat to sleep really hurt me.  He was 15 going on 16 that year, the sweetest cutest cat, so nice.  Very innocent.  For a year and a half after I would cry easily if I saw a cat like him or went to the pet store to look at the cats.  After that time, it still hurts and i can cry if i think about it but that year and a half it was strong.  That pain will always be with you in your heart, I miss him and you will still miss your pet but I like to think that i'll see him in the next life.  And just think of how good you treated your dog when he was with you, all those years you fed him good food and gave him a lot of love, you made his life really nice.  That's how i feel, we spoiled my cat so that helps.



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165,551 165549 it isn't about dinner.......



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165,550 How the fu*ck do I leave you. How the f*ck do I get the fu*ck out of this.



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165,549 Men who complain about what their wives make for dinner should make their own damn dinner.



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165,548 My spiral huh? You're something else! I've haven't trusted you in a long time so why should now be any different? I've got a guy feeling you're involved some how and I know I'll be able to forgive in the end because I have to but my idea of us knowing each other still when we're old will be set on fire and turned to ash! You never loved or cared about me even as a friend. Funny how those tax papers show up the same week. Are you getting out of paying taxes? I bet you're trading me in for getting out of paying 50,000 in taxes.. Thats despicable!



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165,547 I hope you were being honest about being there for her while I'm gone, but I'm not very hopeful. You've let me down time after time and past behavior is a great view into future behavior. It's just too bad this time it'll be her poor heart you will break. I guess it's just a lesson she needs to learn, people aren't dependable unless there's something in it for them. I wish I could shield her from future heart breaks but my time is up.



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165,546 This new girl of yours is too good for you, only because you're going to cheat on her too, waste some of her best years and make her regret falling for you. I secretly hope you read this, assume it's about you, realize that's my words ring true and walk away from her to save her the impending heart ache & regret that's sure to come. Some days I wish you would of turned me down hard the night we met.



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165,545 You can't like your own Facebook post! It makes you look so lame, especially when you're the only one who liked it!



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165,544 My wife likes to cook. At first glance, this sounds good. A woman who likes to cook must make good meals.

No. My wife likes to cook in the same way a person with OCD likes to do the same thing over and over again.

My wife has six recipes.

Mac and cheese
Broiled chicken with Paul Prudome seasoning
Turkey lasagna
This kind of creamy chicken soup with potatoes
Tacos from a mix, with taco shells and canned refried beans
Broiled talapia (fish) with rice and asparagus

Every meal is one of these six. She follows each recipe exactly. She will never vary from the script. If I try to add something, like add ham to the mac and cheese, hell breaks lose.

It's gotten so repetitive that I often secretly eat dinner on my way back from work.

Now think of how mundane our sex life is. In bed, we have only one recipe, sexual intercourse with me on top. No variations allowed or hell breaks lose.

The only thing which saved me from her dreadfully boring cooking was sneaking food while I was out.

So... maybe the same thing will save me sexually... sneaking a little while I'm out.



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165,543 Asian women have very dark labia.



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165,542 I don't understand how one person can rape another person. Like how can you be okay with forcing non consensual sex on someone, knowing all the pain and damage that you're causing?
Horrible.



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165,541 The death of a pet is devastating. It's such a bittersweet relationship knowing that having them for ten years even is a long, long time. So sorry to hear of the loss of your furry loved one. There is nothing to say to make it better.. Death is death. Realize that only because you've been given the miracle of life can you recognize the loss.



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165,540 Nothing amuses me anymore.



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165,539 I'm in the friendzone, but I feel like that's the only place I'll feel right at.



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165,538 Sometimes women don't like porn because it normalizes rape and violence against women



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165,537 165534 resonates.  Monday was four weeks from the day we said goodbye to our 13 year old yellow lab Scout.  Still shaken by the image of the "light" going out of his eyes before his head even hit my lap.  The pain has lessened, but the littlest things still bring the tears.  We put a deposit on a puppy from a litter of yellows that are due on Sunday.  That will probably be a great dog, in his own right.  But not Scout.

Sorry for your loss -34.  Maybe we'll meet at the Rainbow Bridge!



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165,536 I wish my girlfriend wouldn't get so pissy and take out her anger on me. Also, I love how she gets aggressive when she does something and I get upset. I lied to her telling her I was okay when I wasn't the one night and she texted me about it the next day... I told her I was upset, but that I didn't want to text about it. We could talk about it later... How does she respond? By disrespecting me and saying, "No. We're talking now." "Call me back. You lied to me about being okay. We're going to talk now." The funny thing is she has done the exact same thing...

It is funny though how I felt rejected the other night, hurt, and disappointed and left and how she became upset with me about my feeling pain.

My bad. I'm sorry you hurt me with your lack of attention.



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165,535 45 year old man here... If I could do things all over again...

1. I would have acted more confident in high school.
2. I would realize that falling in love when young was just myself falling in love with the idea of romance.  None of the women were ever actually worth the time and focus I put into them.  I could have used my time much better.
3. Instead of holding myself to a dumb idea of chivalry, I would have fucked every girl who came on to me.
4. I would have done my first two years of college at a community college.  Instead, I went to the same college all my friends from high school went to.  Big mistake.
5. I would have never have let the peer pressure of being young and "hooked up" get to me.  I now realize that by staying single, I was the lucky one.
6. I wouldn't have been so stressed about it taking me 6 years to get through college.
7. I would have understood that despite what we see on the TV, your 20s are crap.  Life doesn't start until your 30s.
8. I would have started my master's program in my late 20s, and not my mid-30s.  Those few years' difference cost me a lot of jobs.
9. I probably would have stayed single, and not gotten married.  I don't quite know.  There seems to be a lot of women I would like to "try out."  However, I have to think about what I said in #2.
10. I would have realized earlier that it's basically impossible to expect an 18-year old to know what he wants to be for the rest of his life.  I didn't start having an idea of what I wanted to do until my early 20s, and it evolved into what I now feel like I want to do.
11. I wouldn't have been so angry at all the bad things that happened to me.  I was angry because I had a sense of entitlement that fate determined wasn't going to be met.  You can waste a lot of years being angry.  I should have seen the bad things as doorways to new opportunities, and not doors being shut on me.
12. I wouldn't have thought of life as a competition with my friends when I was younger.

Maybe I have more, but those are the ones that I think of now.



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165,534 My dog had to be put down the other day. We only had her for a few years. I'm so depressed. It feels so empty at home now...funny how a pet can hold a family together. I miss her. I can't believe I'm this upset over a dog.

Anyone have any advice for coping with the death of a pet?



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165,533 I too damn old, sick and tired to dream anymore.



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165,532 Red rose tea is the best tea.



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165,531 Sometimes women do not like porn because they feel insecure and think that you like the women in porn more than them. Some don't realize that they need to treat their woman extra special and remind them of how beautiful they are on a regular basis.



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165,530 The only thing I want when I go down on my boyfriend, is to see him enjoy it.
27/f (who does so very regularly)



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165,529 My wife never looks at porn. She has zero interest. Do any women look at porn, or did I just get unlucky?



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165,528 I don't believe in star signs, but it does make me wonder about my boyfriend who is an Aquarius.
There just never seems to be any winning with him.
One way or another, no matter how hard I try, it always goes to shit.



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165,527 Read some sh*t about Aquarii being bad at relationships but it not being their fault. I mean, i know to never blame others or my mind and sh*t like that, but...


Yup. That's me.



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165,526 I keep forgetting to masturbate. Every day at some point I tell myself, oh yeah, it's been a while, I should masturbate tonight. But then in the evening, I eat dinner, I start watching a movie, and before I know it I'm too tired to even remember to masturbate. I should put a post-it note on the fridge. Not sure what my husband would say...



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165,525 Religious customs are so weird. I'll wash my own feet, thank you.



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165,524 These damn cuties with the sense of humor get me every time.



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165,523 My favorite part of the day is when you joke around with me. You're a great guy. Your wife is lucky. Please know that. Yesterday you said, jokingly that you think you are ugly. I didn't bother to tell you that I had a crush on you when I first started working here. You are handsome! Yes, even with your acne scars. You're gorgeous :) I would love to be married to you! Keep your head up. She loves you. You're cute, you're a gentleman and you're funny.



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165,522 My husband is so good at making me cum! Damn I really lucked out! He's strong, tall, dark hair, green eyes and is very sexy!!!!! After 21 years together, he still is a gentlemen. Chivalry is not dead with him at all! We have had it rough the past few years. Our relationship has gone through some curves. We turned things around for ourselves. It is working great.  Our kids are sickened by the way we act. They say we are like teenagers. Then told us they hear us at night....oops....... I wouldn't want to hear my parents. Now we make sure they're asleep.  I love him and can't imagine life ever with out him. I will let him know how grateful I am for him everyday.



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165,521 I keep getting hit on. I'm so ugly! I don't understand it.



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165,520 He probably thinks I'm ugly.



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165,519 Women suck cock because they want something.
Men suck cock because we like it.



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165,518 What concerns me most is hearing exactly what I want to hear. I must tread carefully. Always.



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165,516 Ugh I miss morning sex. I wish I had a man in bed with me right now. Waking me up to touching me and kissing me.

Why the fuck is it so hard to find someone who actually wants to date?!? Wtf is wrong with men? They just want one night stands. But they can't get that either. So just date already!

Sincerely,
The tons of women who are missing morning sex :) lol



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165,515 My cousin won't stop posting about autism. I have aspergers and so does her 3 year old son. She treats it like it's so horrible. She gets people to feel bad for her for being an "autism mom". Unbelievable. She's always been an attention whore, but this really takes the cake.



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165,514 You want me to arrange all of these plans to be together, and then you don't even want to meet me over there until night time?

Well that says it all, doesn't it.

What am I doing?  What am I doing?



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165,513 Secret: The more you complain, and do nothing, the longer God will make you live.



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165,512 you love me but you make stupid decisions and always let girls get in between us. if you cared you would fight and make things right. its all up to you. either your family or some slut you may or may not have a kid with. I just have to know i;ll be alright and i can make it.....



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165,511 I hate men.
1 in 3 women sexually abused/assaulted/molested.
Knowing this, take a good look around you when you are out in a public space.
Think about how many of these men around you are fucking rapist pieces of dog shit.
Nice world, isn't it?



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165,510 Love doesn't make demands...FB decided it would be nice to show me photos from five years ago. It's also nice that no one is making me take them down, going through my emails, and stalking my phone, computer, etc., etc., but I decided I don't need to be reminded of that time. They were happy memories, but there is the lesson of Lot's wife. Anyway, it's easy to get misled in this world. It's not always the case, but I've found the people cry loudest about being lied to and abused are the ones with a sizable nefarious agenda of their own.



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165,509 Congratulations Indiana! You have just become the biggest joke in the country.



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165,508 So since I asked you a straight forward question and you choose to lie about something so stupid... How can I trust anything you say?? I don't get it.. Why v would you b lie about a fucking web site?? I must have fycking stupid written across my face. You're welcome for taking v care if you. Repayment to me... Behind my back do whatever you want.



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165,507 I just found out my 15 year old daughter is sexually active.
My husband thinks I was naieve in ever think so.
I am crushed and heart broken.



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165,506 I have this fantasy where I have sex in a public, crowded place, and I have to hide it. Or I've got a vibrator and someone else has the remote control, and they use it on me while I try not to let on what's happening. I'm really turned on by that idea, of having a mind-blowing orgasm while being unable to express it, of losing and maintaining control at the same time in the most powerful way.

I also fantasize about being tied down by my ankles and wrists, blindfolded (and maybe wearing earplugs) and unable to move while someone teases me. They have to try to take as long as possible to get me to come, while I have to try to last as long as possible without begging.

Right now, I really, REALLY wish I had someone to suck on my nipples. It's been too long. :(



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165,505 You are such a chick. Stupid high maintenance hoe. Seriously, your more femme than me. And I'm the one with the vagina.



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165,504 Quit emailing me. Leave me alone. It's beyond creepy now and it's causing me stress. Let it go. Past is past.



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165,502 I think no one is interested in sex anymore. Only me.



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165,501 I am craving a bad decision. He comes in the form of a Hawaiian thug who thinks I'm beautiful. He has no direction and no foreseeable future... And still at least he'll hold me, kiss me and remind me I'm beautiful.



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165,500 I went to a deli last month. It's fairly new in town. It's on a side street which I never use, so I never think to shop there.

I got my sandwich and sat in my car eating. That's when I noticed there's another shop next to the deli. It's a place specializing in Brazilian wax jobs for women. Through the front window I could see it was very upscale. As I sat there for the next 15 minutes, a woman came out. I know her from around town. She's pretty good looking and then I realized .... she just had her pussy waxed bare.

Like when in life do we ever get know that a woman just had her pussy waxed?

1) If you are married to her.  

2) If you buy lunch at this particular deli.

I now make a point of going to this deli at least once a week.



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