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165,999 my mind is full of demons, full of crawling thoughts. it's ruining relationships, but i try not to show it. i try not to show that i have multiple scenarios where i break up with you. especially since you're the most loving and understanding person. it tears me apart because my mind takes over, while there is nothing you did wrong.



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165,998 Every time I see a picture of you and another girl, whether it be next to each other or making any contact, I want to tear that girl out. I loved you so much, I'm the one you deserve. I could have made you happy...but I was too scared to come out to you about it. I love you, Krysta.



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165,997 I'm against an item in an upcoming budget vote and someone says they will sue me for slander???

Ahhhh.... welcome to America, the country where we are allowed to stand up and give our opinion.

Wow, as bullying tactics go, that one is a whopper.



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165,996 I HATE being a Stepdad.  Talk about a thankless job.



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165,995 I wonder when this muscle memory of the heart will fade out. It makes me want to fall back into the iron maiden of my worst self. I've become a much better person since he left me. Yes, I can finally say he left me, because he stopped caring way before I did. Hell, I still do! But time has surely proven to be the most soothing balm, along with progress and creative expression. I'm moving on.

Through this I've finally learned how to love myself. It's harder than one would think, considering how easy it is to love other people. But I find it in small things, like thinking that I deserve to have nicely painted nails, and that I look good enough with just a little eye-liner and sometimes no make-up at all. It comes in eating healthy and exercising because I want to feel good when I'm 40, and in being okay with the way my body looks with a couple extra pounds here and there. It's giving yourself a mental hug and a pep talk when things get rough, and wanting the best for yourself as a person in the selfless fashion of a parent. It's about nurturing your spirit every day for your mental health.

I mean, these are just the ways I choose to express my love for myself. I just wish I didn't think I needed somebody else to love me for it to matter. I really don't want to care. I'd rather just be alone and be happy that way. I'm almost there.



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165,994 It's bad enough to see the bumper stickers that proudly proclaim "my wife's brother's son is in the U.S. Army".

It's like, really, who's cares? Not that my entire family hasn't been in all of the major wars this nation has had to offer, less Korea, and these recent two. But, that se folks take it to a silly level.

My point now is this whole cold war veteran bit. What the fuck is a cold war veteran? Would that not encompass all of us? How about the kids in the fifties who drilled, hid under desks in the event of a soviet nuclear strike.

That's our government way of showing you just how safe you fell with them at the helm. Hide under a fucking desk in the event of a seventy megaton thermonuclear blast!



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165,993 Forever 'daddy's slutty little princess'

Siempre tuya. ;)



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165,992 165969, I don't think that message was for me. But it warmed my heart all the same. Thank you.

And in case it WAS meant for me...

I love you, too. I always meant it. Even when I wasn't ready to say it, I meant it. And I'm sorry that I pushed you away. I'll probably always love you, whether anything can come of it or not. You taught me so much about life and about myself. I miss you.

Sometimes, I wonder if I'll ever see you again. I keep telling myself that you wouldn't want to see me. It stops me from getting my hopes up. It stops me from reaching out. I've already lost you, and I don't want to lose you again.

If you see this, I hope you're happy with your life. I hope you are safe. I hope you feel loved. More than anything, I want you to know that you deserve to be happy.



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165,991 When my good friend from college got married, she wore a strapless gown and no bra. Her big boobies sagged for all to see. She looked awful. I couldn't dare tell her. Some things are best left as a secret, only to be shared years later on an anonymous web forum.



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165,990 I've seen the rise of the arrogant american sports mother. What despicable behavior. She'll have a child who does well in sports, not great, not 1st place, but say 3rd place. She tries to make up for not winning by growing a cancerous bravado. She gets in faces. She acts like she'll pull out a knife is you say anything critical of the team. She bullies the other mothers. She says hideous things about minorities from other towns. When your back is turned, you're the target of her hatred. Especially me... I'm the target... because my kid is the 1st place winner.



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165,989 I miss radio. The world has gotten too complicated.



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165,988 Whyyy why do people find it adorable when kids act like aholes!?



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165,987 You don't like the texture or taste of cum. You can't stand your own cum, you loathe when your fingers are coated in my juices.

I just want to tie you to the bed, ride your face and squirt my hot cum down your throat. For good measure, I hope a pube gets in your mouth, maybe stuck in your teeth.

This has been my angry orgasm, you selfish dickwad.

Keep the change ya filthy animal!



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165,986 meet me on the other side



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165,985 Some (many?) modern American housewives as so unhappy and they take out that unhappiness on anyone who comes along. Amazing to watch. I was in a woman's way as she pushed her shopping cart down the supermarket aisle. Instead of saying, "Excuse me, would you mind if I squeezed by..." She pushed past me and muttered, "Asshole."

I love it because as much as these types of women try to make others miserable - they people they make most miserable are themselves. Could you imagine having that whining bitch voice in your head all day long?

They should kill themselves.



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165,984 Exercise makes me a lot happier than anti-depressants, therapy, or alcohol ever did. For anyone who doesn't exercise, please start doing it. It will change your life. Anti-depressants give you serotonin, but will suppress your dopamine levels, which are equally as important. Alcohol is nice, but exercise first. And drink plenty of water. You'll feel better after exercise and you might find that you don't even need alcohol. You still might want it after exercising, but try to exercise first. Therapy is good, too.



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165,983 Comfortable, like an old shoe.



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165,982 I remember those words.  In your arms was the only place that felt like home.



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165,981 Some Mexican food will make you feel better 😉



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165,980 It isn't pathetic.  We all have bad days and those feelings.  You have to be strong and keep putting one foot in front of the other and keep going....  You are not worthless.



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165,979 I hate being alive. I really do. I can't fix anything. Not for myself, and not for anyone else. I am worthless. I used to want to help everyone. I'm too sad to care about anyone else. I'm selfish. I never used to be this selfish. I used to want to change the world. Now, you're lucky if I even get out of bed. I skipped therapy because I was too depressed to get out bed. How pathetic is that?



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165,978 I know the poster is right about the moronic dog owners, but I am laughing out loud about the out bull eating its new family.  .  And these people never learn....... Guess pit bulls violent nature is a secret to them.



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165,977 I don't get my apartment mate. In the morning she takes a shower. In so doing she removes her pajamas and undies. She puts her pajamas away in her bedroom, but leaves her undies on the middle of the bathroom floor.

In the evening she changes out of her work clothes. She puts them back in her closet, except she leaves her undies out on the middle of her bedroom floor.

Hello, dirty undies should be put in your hamper. Does this really have to be explained?

Honestly, I wonder if you do it on purpose. I wonder if you leave them there for my boyfriend to see when he visits.



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165,976 Most people don't know how to behave. They seem okay when you bump into them in the supermarket or at a little league game, and say hi. But as soon as there's a point of contention, they don't know how to speak in a civil tone. In other words, most people are assholes.



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165,975 Nope, I'm not hanging out with you.  I've already known enough rude fatties in my life, I've no desire to know any more ....



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165,974 One thing I've come to realize is that this guy isn't worth fighting over. You're not worth fighting for! You're a looser! Playing video games all fucking day, every day. Lying, cheating with who knows how many girls! You couldn't keep a real woman for very long. No wonder your ex wants nothing to do with you and you're still stuck on someone you can't have.
So many unattractive qualities, what the fuck was I and all your other whores thinking? I'm the dumbest of them all, cause I keep going back for more abuse!



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165,973 Going to church service has become a joke, watching women who are only there to catch a man. Karma is when they catch a church going man and both realize they got an imposter instead of a good religious mate an their marriage falls apart. The point of going to service is to serve god, and to hear Gods word not to prowl for ass people! I wish these fake people would stay home instead of attending church but then church would be completely empty! The world is full of ugly, deceitful, and immoral people and is going to shit!



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165,972 Where are you now, whore? Spreading your legs to yet another customer eh? See how this works? He was mine first, he's mine again but I'm leaving and letting him fly.. For a while. Until I call on him again, then he'll come flying home to me. Again! Remember that beauty is fleeting. What attractive traits will you have when your looks fade? Personally, I didn't think you were very attractive to begin with, but beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess. I think he only liked you because you put out, but no man likes it when a woman opens her legs just absolutely everyone!
Good riddens to a self proclaimed whore to kept trying to put claim to a good woman's man!



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165,971 Im nothing more than a mf polar bear hopelessly searching for my lost kitten in the snow.



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165,970 When I post online, I use a non-gender specific user name. People can't tell if I'm male or female. So often though, they read my words and think I'm female. I'm not. I must come across as feminine. I've got a little soul searching to do....



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165,969 I never stopped loving you. I don't talk to people about it because, apparently it's completely acceptable to love people with the wind. One moment you do, and then you don't.
That's not how this was at all. There was nothing that I wanted from you, I simply enjoyed you. I think that you may have thought you hurt me. I don't know why, but I feel the need to express how untrue that is. I admit there is sadness in us not being around each other any more, but it is what it is. I think we were both aware of where this would end, and that's what hurt, simply that we knew it wouldn't last. You didn't hurt me, in fact I believe you were trying to avoid that, just an opinion though. So if your eyes did happen to drift here, know that I very much did mean it when I said I love you, that I'm also ok, and I think about you every day it seems. Live beautifully my love.



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165,968 Falling in love with convicts must be genetic. My cousins and I are in similar situations. In love with men who will go back to jail for the next 50 years of they screw up just once. And we're all willing to deal with any amount of shit because we're all convinced we can change these guys.



We're all stupid. Very stupid.



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165,967 Every time I see a post on here from someone who says they still love someone, I wonder for a second if they're talking about me.

And then I remember. Oh yeah, the one person who could possibly be talking about me probably hasn't thought about me in years. Probably never actually loved me. And probably doesn't even remember that this website exists.

So I reflect for a second about how pathetic it is that I'm still kind of hoping the secret's about me. And then I log off and continue my single but otherwise very happy life.



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165,966 With her head on my chest she'd tell me my heart beat furiously, and I would tell her it was the calmest I've ever been.



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165,965 Joe, you and your wife have had some rough patches. Everyone does. But now I think you should know that another man hits on her. Tell her he thinks she would be sexy in "X" or "Y" outfit. He even offer her a thousand dollars to be his slut for a week. Thankfully for everyone it didn't happen.
Oh, and this man, is simply a friends of hers. All he wants is "friendship." She doesn't tell him to stop, and she still talks to him. Maybe she doesn't think it is inappropriate?
I understand if you don't believe me. You should look at her conversation history one day, cell phone or otherwise. I would truely appreciate your opinion on this, Mr. R.



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165,964 I don't know why. But I still love you. I know I should give up hope that you'll come back to me. I can't do that. I'm not ready to let you become a special memory.



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165,963 I used to jerk off most days in the shower. I've gotten too old though. I don't have the stamina to stand there for 20 minutes trying to make myself cum. My legs get tired. Besides, it wastes the hot water and hot water is expensive these days. So now I lay down on the bath mat in the middle of the bathroom floor. Works pretty well and it saves the environment too.



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165,962 I practice being dead sometimes to see what it's like. I'll sit in a quiet place, close my eyes and try to clear my mind of all thoughts. I figure this is what it's like to be dead. It's not a bad feeling.



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165,961 I hate these naive moronic dog lovers who are constantly posting online about a dog which needs to be adopted. I especially hate them when the dog is a pit bull. Hello, the dog will probably eat its new family.



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165,960 Red lipstick only looked good on Marilyn Monroe and my grandmother; otherwise it's just not flattering, at all...



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165,959 I sure do miss my Bud.......Secret is.....She left a big ass hole in my life, I guess its true what they say....We fuk over the Good 1's :-(



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165,958 Gotta love women who preach about eating only organic. I have nothing against them but there's this middle age woman who always talks about it ,ironically her face and skin looks like shit apparently the organic diet is not working for her or she might have some bad genes on her family lol.



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165,957 Why can't people simply disagree without finding the need to insult each other. Is your self esteem so low that you can't allow anyone to have a different opinion? I don't like people like you. I have no time to waste on people like you. Go away.



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165,956 I liked the Craigslist casual encounter story and I have one too. I actually have two stories. In the first I ended up IMng with a married woman who laughed at me when I suggested we meet up for a quick blowjob. We laughed for awhile then I hung up. Two days later I got a call. All she said was "I will be standing outside the parking garage at Symphony Hall wearing a white hat. I drove my car to the garage and there she was, smoking a cigarette and looking hot. I rolled down the window and all I said was "Get in" and she did. "Go to the roof," she told me, "don't say a word." And so I did. It was mostly empty up there. I pulled into a stall farthest from the stairs and she pulled my cock out and blew me til I came and she swallowed it all, spitting some out the door. She wiped her mouth with a kleenex then said, "Drop me off at the entrance." When we got to the bottom, she got out and walked away. I never saw her again though I tried to contact her numerous times.

Another time I ended up chatting with a woman I met from "Strictly Platonic". It was 930PM when we started chatting. By 1030 we made plans to get a drink -- and I was to pick her up at her house in Boston. When I got to her door, it was unlocked, so I walked in, calling her name. She was in the bathroom blow drying her hair. When she came out I was leaning against the wall. I said, "hi" to her and she said "hi" and I went to kiss her, and then I kissed her hard, my tongue went into her mouth. In a minute I had my hands on her tits. She didn't stop me. In another minute I had her tits out and she was stroking my cock. Next thing I knew I was sitting on a chair in her living room and she was pulling her thong to the side and riding my cock. She grunted like an animal with each thrust and I filled her with cum in seconds. I met her a few more times and fucked the shit out of her.



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165,955 A Craigslist close encounter true story:

Her ad asked for a guy to come to her home in the morning. She had a few restrictions-such as height, weight, ethnicity and so forth. Only stip is you must bring a long stem rose. Most of the ads on close encounters are spammers. I took the bait anyway and got a great reply.

An hour later I walked in her front door and we met for the first time. We exchanged ten words or less and began to have a great kiss. "Would you like to go to the bedroom?" she asked. And for the next hour I played one of the best three-holes I have ever met. Cute, sassy, shaved and very vocal,  "Oh baby," she said "I want to feel your throbbing cock shoot your hot juice deep inside me." I rocked and rolled with her as she moaned  numerous times as her eyes rolled to the back of her head. It was awesome. Afterwards she kissed me on the lips, then on the penis and gave me her number.  

I love random-sex-meet-a-stranger and fuck for the moment.  

P.S., If you have done this or are thinking of doing random sex it is a very good idea to get yourself into a clinic afterward for STD's. I go every encounter and so far so good.  

M/59  F/39



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165,954 Still waiting for my "special occasion"



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165,953 I still suspect my EX is an in the closet latent gay man even though he is remarried to another woman. Call it a gut feeling.... But would be hard to prove. Still betting on the odds of him having a secret gay life.



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165,952 E, I still love you.



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165,951 Corry, I hate you. I honestly hate you. I really hope you stop threatening and just do it already. I sure as shell wouldn't miss you.



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165,950 I'm intellectually curious about having gay sexual contact with another man.



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165,949 Looking back, I see how lecherously unfaithful you really were. You're Stoll talking to at least two of them and we haven't had sex for i don't know how long. Maybe i need to find an internet buddy, also.



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165,948 Fucking the babysitter is so easy. All I had to do was offer her a 100 dollars to see her tits when I was driving home. Of course she said no. But it made her think and then not too long later she came back to me and asked if the offer was still available. I just upped the ante. She was good to go, wanted the money. You just gotta be willing to spend the green if you wanna get the pink.



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165,947 My landlady rents out 3 of the 4 bedrooms in her house to women who need short-term housing.  I found a new teaching job mid-semester and needed something fast.

She is beginning to grate on my nerves.  Beside our bedrooms (which all have TVs), the place where we all spend the most time is the kitchen, only because we all cook.  So she parks herself at the kitchen table watching TV (even though there is a TV upstairs in her room) but spends most of the time trying to "chat" with us.  I began noticing that the other tenants have started to delay their cooking.  So if they wanted to make dinner at 6pm, they now make it at 7pm or 8pm.  When the landlady didn't get the hint, we started cooking even later.  Dinner was suddenly being started at 9-10pm.

Would you know the landlady is now staying up until 11 pm at the kitchen table?  She has to wake up at 4ᛆ am.  What is she doing?  Now everyone in the house is super grumpy from lack of sleep. If I have headphones on she gets up from the table and taps me on the shoulder to ask me inane questions or show me the new e-book she downloaded to her phone or some other unimportant event.  How cares, lady?!?!



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165,946 I want to see your ink.



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165,945 My best friend died suddenly of a heart attack.  Completely unexpected.  The next day, I was at his house with other friends who were being there for his wife and family.  When everybody was distracted, I found his computer.  I deleted his browsing history and started searching for all the videos and pictures on it.  There were just pictures of his kids.  I didn't find any porn, but I was ready to permanently delete it if I did.  I hope someone remembers to do the same to me.



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165,944 I'm sick of men treating me like I'm nothing.  and I'm sick of being rejected.

I guess i need to try to take a break from men, dating, and sex for a while. :(  where's a good fuck buddy when you need one?



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165,943 i want to see your pussy. and your ass. tits would be nice too. how about it?



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165,942 Brett Lawrie is a fucking PUSSY!!! HE PLAYS DIRTY AND WANTS TO CRY WHEN KARMA GOES CALLING "BITCH"!!! I hope you do get a 100mph fastball to the head BITCH!!!FUCK OFF!!!



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165,941 I'm getting really annoyed right now because I have hemorrhoids and every time I try to masturbate when I get close to cumming some of the blood rushes to my asshole and the cuts down there start to sting...the closer I get to climax the more it hurts until I come down from the pain. FUCK!



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165,940 Women, I'm tired of the game. You wear provocative clothing and then I glance in your direction, you stare me down like I'm a sexual predator. If it aint for sale, please don't advertise.



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165,939 My wife has a new friend. I very much sense the woman is flirting with me. I mean, she's my wife's friend, but when my wife leaves the room, the woman leans in close and whispers in my ear, as if she's my friend and together we're keeping secrets from my wife. Another thing, she looked to make sure my wife was gone, then put both hands on my back and started massaging my shoulders. She quickly removed her hands when she heard my wife returning.

I didn't mention any of this to my wife. But afterwards when we were talking about this new friend, my wife mentioned how the friend and her husband recently separated.

Very interesting. This woman is looking for a replacement.  I have to admit I'm not turned off by the idea.



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165,938 I'm about to quit my job without another one lined up.  I don't regret that; it had to be done.

I've applied to a couple of positions which are still in the air, but I've told everyone my real plans are to roam around the country living off my savings and enjoying freedom for a while, and the job is just a back up deal. Everyone is so jealous and excited for me, especially since they all have boring jobs, significant others, and kids that would never let them do such a thing.

Secretly I desperately want another job. I have the savings to carry it out but I'm absolutely sure the idea of wandering around in my car is way less romantic and exciting in real life than it is in my head.



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165,937 As much as I've moved on from my ex/first love, I still dream about that lovely moment when he sees me happy with somebody else, just to feel that little knot in his gut like I've felt so many times before. It's a small satisfaction I can't be big enough to let go of.



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165,936 Sex dolls are for men who are lazy.



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165,935 So seven hundred people who were headed to Italy to destroy their culture drowned in a sinking ship. It really hasn't bothered me.



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165,934 I hate when people say "It's a no-brainer." You sound so stupid and cliched.



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165,933 There was a guy I liked.  And then i found out he had a sex doll.  That's so gross!  and creepy.  it supposedly feels like a real woman, pussy included.  that's twisted to me, i understand jerking off to porn and women with dildos, because a dildo doesn't look like a man.  a sex doll is like fucking a robot or a person with no soul.  i mean, sex dolls (aka blow up dolls) are still considered gross, right?  or is it one of those things that's becoming more acceptable?  there's just something about it that creeps me out



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165,932 I spend so much time on slutload.com that I should own stock in it.  I wonder if porn sites ever have IPOs.



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165,931 Ladies, I don't know if you're not realizing what's happening, or you just don't care, but when you wear a thong bikini at the beach, and kneel while leaning over to adjust your towel, we can see your anus.

No complaints from me. But I would think showing the world your anus is a much bigger privacy breech then the world getting a glimpse of your pussy.



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165,930 I really thought the world was going to die from ebola. I'm a little embarrassed about how much fear I showed to my friends.



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165,929 I once received an email from this woman I sort of know where the subject line was left blank. I immediately started trembling. Literally, I was physically shaking. I thought holy f*ck, she knows I've been sleeping with her husband. F*ck F*ck F*ck. I'm going to open this email and she's going to threaten my life or she's CC'ed my husband about the affair. Here I was staring at this email thinking that's it, my life is about to change forever.

It took me a few minutes before I scrounged up enough courage and clicked on the email.

She was inviting me to a Christmas cookie exchange party.

Having an affair can be terrifying. Maybe that's what makes it so much fun! :)



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165,928 My wife and I are selling our house. She's eagerly looking at bigger houses she wants me to buy for us. She has no clue that as soon as our current house is sold, I'm divorcing her. There will be no bigger house for her. I know this sounds mean on my part. But she is the worst person I've ever known. So selfish. So mean. She's only interested in herself and no one else. Not even our kids. Bigger house for her???? Ha ha, jokes on her.



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165,927 To those fearing the "friendzone":

Greatest fu*king connection with a human being i ever had. Fell in love with her a year and a half after meeting her. Greatest. Thing. Ever.



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165,926 Bland radio rock, self-pity, her.

Me.



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165,925 I guess you're laying in those arms of someone else typing messages to me.



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165,924 I often wonder if I'm still signed onto the left side of your body.



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165,923 I am a 39 year old psychologist, and I am beginning to believe I am either a sufferer of what used to be called aspergers or I am totally misanthropic.

I love being alone, spending time with myself and doing nice things for myself. I recently, realized that I would be fine with a friend or 2 that I could occasionally  go to events or dinner with. Otherwise, the struggle of relationships, marriage, intimacy etc is just too much for me to bear emotionally.

I secretly dream of owning a tiny cottage on a windswept and remote Scottish  cliff, right off of the cold north sea, away from everyone except my two siamese and a big grey weimaraner  for my protection. I'd write songs on my harp and go for long rambling walks with my dog.

If I ever hit it big, that is exactly where I'd disappear.



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165,922 Totally liberating to not succumb to my stupid thoughts of trying to get a glimpse of your life today. It would have really set me back to even go towards you in any way.
So I keep on keeping on, being the bigger person and not giving in to a fleeting thought.
And ending the night in the arms of someone that isn't you - the best part of the day.



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165,921 Yeah. I'm only fucking you cause you look like Jared Leto.



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165,920 I saw you drive by my house today.



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165,919 This is probably not a secret to the majority of the USA but it is to some. Christian conservatives are the most hated people in America.
The sad part? Those shitheads take that as a point of pride.



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165,918 I am so fucking annoyed by you. Please don't contact me ever again. Please. You want to date me and I find that seriously annoying. Take a fucking hint.



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165,917 My wife talks too much. I see her corner people and blabber. I see the people trying to get away. My wife is obliviously to their social cues. I used to offer a rescue service, where I'd distract my wife so the innocent victims could flee. Now I don't anymore. I want people to see how annoying she is. I want them to hate her as much as I do.



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165,916 I used to ask politely for sex. Got none. Now I take what I want.



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165,915 People are so ungrateful.



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165,914 Straight-A cheerleader by day, coke whore by night



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165,913 "Psychotic"?  Look in the mirror, dearie.

Oh, wait - you're entitled to be miserable & crazy.  If it makes your life amazing, then carry on.



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165,912 I MARRIED A MORON



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165,911 I like the way pubic hair feels as it bends in your fingers.. I like capturing one and yanking it out, and then touching it on my lips or sticking it on the computer screen for display.. i do that with my armpit hair too.. i like licking and playing with my hairy armpits.. biting the hairs between my lips and feeling the coarseness.. I also eat my finger and toenails.. i try to make them last.. i stick them down between my teeth and flick them with my tongue and feel the smooth parts.. I cut off my cuticles with scissors and eat them.. sometimes i even eat the skin off the bottoms of my feet. i eat my snot too



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165,910 Weirdest, most introverted guy I knew in high school went on to become an OB/GYN doctor. It was clear to me he did it to get access to women's private parts. I could see that coming from a mile away.

Then something happened. When he was about 40 he suddenly closed up shop and vanished. He resurfaced a few years later as a women's prison doctor. Like gimme a fucking break. This guy is a total perv. He must have been caught doing something wrong, so worked out a settlement and  moved away. Now he's still fingering women, but in prison. How can this happen in the modern world. It's legalized perversion.



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165,909 Secret for you. When the headlight burns out in your car, change it yourself. It's as easy a changing a burned out bulb in your living room. Don't let a mechanic bilk you out of $100.



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165,908 Stay with men, women are catty.



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165,907 I am a failure at work. I have no idea why my bosses haven't fired me. What I fuck up in is unacceptable.



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165,906 I love him so much that it scares me. I want him to stay.



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165,905 Jumping from one to another is never good.



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165,904 Today might be one of those days I drive by your house.
Just to reminisce a little, I guess.



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165,903 I can dream about you....



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165,902 Goddamn, I am so fucking WET. Tonight, I am physically craving a nice dick between my legs,to the point I am sitting here dripping like a slutty little cock fiend.I will have to imagine I am getting fucked and forced open...but I wish I could have one right here. I would offer up my aroused pussy to him, and then I'd beg him to show me how a real woman takes a dick. I know I'd take it like a champ.it's what a good whore does best.



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165,901 I hate how my doctor makes me come in for an appointment just to get a prescription refilled. I've taken the same blood pressure medication for the last 20 years. It works. My blood pressure is fine. I never have any side effects. But he wants me to come in every 90 days so he can get more money out of me. It seems so dishonest and dishonorable on the part of the medical profession.



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165,900 I worked my whole life at 20th Century Motor Company... well, something like that. Those riding on my coattails dragged me down. I ultimately quit and left it all behind. Couldn't be happier. Fuck you moochers.



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