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166,099 My heart goes out to 'transgender' people but WTF?  You can just pick a gender?  Why can't I pick an ethnicity too?

Does identity consist of nothing more than what you 'feel' like?

I'm sorry.  Stuck in the wrong body?  Sucks for you but you chop off or attach whatever you want but you are what you were born with.  TS and TG and whatever else ya got is just confused folk who want us all to play make believe with them.

Mostly a secret because I am a HS teacher at a verrrry liberal school



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166,098 I hate that I'm basically my family's glue. I'm everyone's support group and the person that they trust to listen and keep secrets and be understanding about everything. I feel like I'm not even a person; just a shoulder to cry on.

I want to be selfish. I want to stop being understanding and calm and gracefully accept disappointment after disappointment. I want to feel like a human being again.



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166,097 I see no way out of my current situation and I hate either alternative. I feel like I have no future and things will just get worse from here. I honestly wish that I wasn't so important to my family so I could just kill myself and not have to deal with it anymore.



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166,096 Have you seen pictures of kids who take medical marijuana? Let's be real, they look completely stoned. Okay, it helps with their symptoms. But come up, they are high as a kite. What the fudge is that doing to their developing brain?



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166,095 My son's high school is messed up. He's a senior. All his grades have always been in the high A zone. Mostly A+ with some regular A grades. Nothing lower. His classes were hard too. All honors and AP classes. Much harder than regular classes.

This week the school announced the Valedictorian. Everyone thought it would be my son. It wasn't. It was some ditzy airhead girl who never took an honors class. She took regular classes and baking classes and sewing classes. Dim wit crap. But she also got A and A+ grades, more than my son. So this dimwit is the Valedictorian.

How can this be? My son aced calculus. This girl got as far as algebra before not taking anymore math classes. And she's deemed the smartest student in the school?

Give me a break. What a stupid system. The kids in honors classes should have their A+ count more than a kid in a baking class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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166,094 Went on a date for the first time in years. 5/10, ended early.  She was nice enough, but the whole drive home I was thinking about you, how much I miss you and how pissed I am at you.  There aren't a lot of people I could talk to all night and not get bored, or even carry a conversation to every corner.  I loved you. And maybe we weren't right for each other, but goddammit, why are you such a dick to me?  You used me as a seat filler and you broke my heart. Fuck it. Movin' on, I guess.



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166,093 How do you just break up with people? >.> I've never done it...and I'm honestly sick of james shit...He's got to fucking take a shower he's got to fucking get off his ass, hes got to fucking change and I can't make him and won't make him...so...How do you do that thing
Or at least fucking work up the energy to fucking do something about it
Cause GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS MAN BUT WE CAN'T AFFORD HIS PISSY LAZY FUCKING GAMER FUCKING NASTY SLEEPY INSOMNIA FUCKING DEPRESSION
Maybe I shouldn't have married him. It complicates things

Then again so does like...having a baby with him. I'd never take his son away by god if he doesn't get his shit together I won't live with him.



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166,092 You always disappoint me, Kevin. I thought tonight would be different.



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166,091 My husband and I are so in love. I wish I knew why he loves me so much. I'm really just a random person with lots of flaws.



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166,090 I'm lonely



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166,089 Bruce Jenner. Freak.



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166,088 Oops! I wrote the previous post and that was NOT meant to disrespect the gay community! WTH! I meant enjoy NYC,  you work hard and deserve it- much love, enjoy NYC xx



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166,087 Decades ago (when I was around 10) and growing up in NYC, my mother was best friend's with Edna Manilow (Barry Manilow's mom)- a lovely, sweet and kind woman. He was really nice and a down to earth type guy. My mom was not a "socialite" nor a person who "came from money".  NYC is weird like that you can be friends with rich/poor/famous/infamous people, that's just how this place works. In later years I worked in entertainment (and no BM did not get me my job!), for one of the most famous people alive (he is now dead). NYC is a weird, wonderful place to live and experience but I am putting my money aside and I am moving to NC, SC or OR (haven't decided yet but I'm outta here!) NYC today is made for 3 types of people: RICH, GAY or RICH and GAY!! Enjoy! ;)



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166,086 24 hrs later and you've had to go home. That makes me sad, but it's been wonderful.
But the best part - you held me close and kissed my neck, and whispered in my ear "I love you so much... it's perfect."
For once, I didn't say it first.  It's going to last.



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166,085 I think people who smoke are weak.



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166,084 I hate how idiotic and lazy my wife is. I'll give you an example. This weekend the kids and I are doing spring cleaning around the house. My wife always has an excuse why she can't help. She never cleans. I do it all. I wash the dishes. I vacuum. I scrub the bathrooms. My wife goes out and has fun.

This weekend I decreed she has to help. But she said she couldn't because... okay, this is a first... she said the other day she was looking at couch pillows in a local home decoration shop. She didn't buy anything. She was just looking around. The saleswoman gave my wife the store's business card. Well this weekend my wife can't help us clean because she wants to go back to the store and return the business card. That's logical (according to my wife). She doesn't need the business card, so she should return it.......

Or she could just throw it out.......

My wife is the laziest most idiotic person I've ever encountered.



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166,083 Aaron Hernandez doesn't appear to have a grasp on reality. He's going to be in prison for the rest of his life and it doesn't seem to register. He thinks his coach will get him out of this. Or he'll just walk out of prison whenever he wants. Sort of the same thing he did when he was free. Someone would annoy him so he'd shoot the person. He doesn't seem to understand there are consequences. This is exactly why we have prisons.

But it makes me wonder. Is this the result of coaches building up the egos of sports players? For 20 years this guy has had adults telling him to go out there are knock some heads. Hurt them. Run them over. Now as an adult himself, Hernandez doesn't seem to be able to separate the game from the real world.

Running, lifting weights, aerobics - all good ways to keep healthy.  But putting our kids on sports teams from the age of 4? I'm not so sure it's a good thing. It not about being healthy. It's about brain washing the kids. It's about getting them to believe they can do anything. It's about sports entitlement.

We created Aaron Hernandez, and probably many more like him. Yes we can lock him up. But maybe it's time to look at what parents and coaches have been doing too.



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166,082 When I woke up this morning, I felt so lucky that you were still here. Last night was wonderful - you here, all of us laughing and loving. You truly fit here well.
And this morning, waking up and not feeling well, you kissed me and told me you would take care of things.  Dogs let out, laundry started again, the rest of the kitchen cleaned up from last night. Then a fresh fruit breakfast in bed with hot tea, us laying there watching a movie.
We let the afternoon get away from us, but I don't care. You are still here.
I am too close to telling you that I love you.



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166,081 Am I hurting you or helping you? Are you hurting me or helping me? It's the eternal question I never seem to have a good answer for. Sure I love you in my weird way, but love isn't enough is it? What is enough? Another old and unanswered question.



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166,080 We put alcoholics who harm others in jail. We put junkies in jail just for possession. Maybe we should put smokers in jail, also. I know I wouldn't miss them. Well, maybe one of them. But hey, just quit. It's healthier anyway.



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166,079 I love that people smoke.
Death comes sooner to them, & this planet needs less assholes.



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166,078 I officially don't give a shit about whether or not my husband is attracted to me anymore.
If he isn't, that's his fault.
There are plenty of men & women who are.
I can't do all the work anymore. I can't worry about it. About whether or not I'm pleasing him, or how many women he stares at as they walk by, or the ex he continues to search for online.
It's amazing to let all of that go now, & it was easier than I thought it would be.
It didn't take another man fucking me or making me feel attractive. It didn't talk changing something about myself.
I like myself!
That's all it took :-)



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166,077 The difference is if someone's smoking next to you you have to breathe in their smoke.  You're hurting the people around you directly.  and supposedly secondhand is worse than taking it in directly from a cigarette.  You wanna smoke go right ahead but don't walk up and stand next to someone and then start smoking right there.  That's why im glad they banned it in bars and clubs.  Good.  You wanna smoke smoke at home or outside, don't put other people's health at risk



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166,076 I have zero respect for people who are anti-smoking. They're intrusive, annoying gremlins who put their own vices on a pedestal, even though they're just as bad as smoking. Yeah, tell me about cancer while you shovel that cheeseburger down your triple chin. OH! Don't forget to wash it down with your gallon of sugar! Don't touch that cigarette though, it's bad for you.

Do people not realize how fucking stupid they are, or is this the kind of shit that just kinda flies under the radar purely to sabatoge smoking? I know one person who's died from smoking, but I know more than a handful that have killed/hurt other people while drinking. But you know what's the best part? Smokers know what they're doing. There's no false sense of health, we know it's bad. But alcoholics? Privileged trust fund babies who drink on someone else's dime? Spoiled junkies? They're the ones that are going to pop your loved ones head like a grape because they didn't notice the light turned red.

And don't even start in on the politics of tobacco. No pun intended, but it's all smoke and mirrors. It's just people holding a grudge.

Smokers: smoke, and be happy about it if it's something you enjoy.

Non-Smokers: shut up, lose some weight, get fucked more often, and worry about something a little more important like, I don't know, anything else in the fucking world? Get a life :)

Regards, my hairy asshole.



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166,075 I feel that Bruce Jenner is news, much more interesting than boring politics I can do nothing about. It's important, especially after Robin Williams recent suicide to hear how people overcome suicidal thoughts and pain and persevere on. It's imperative to share your truth with the world, how you struggle with something and how you overcome obstacles in your life.

With all the superficial bs that we have to see on Meet the Kardashians, like which million dollar car to drive; it's refreshing to see a real person discuss with such honesty and bravery something that has plagued him for so long and how he is finally accepting himself. It's hopeful and beautiful.

And wow, talk about a game-changer on how I look at Kanye.

For me, people never stop surprising you.



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166,074 I just lectured my (male) friend on facebook about not drinking but it is 8ᛎ in the morning and I am drunk. But, I'm PMSing, so I don't think that counts.



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166,073 C'mon.....reach out



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166,072 I would never date a smoker. I don't mind if they smoke a little weed here and there, but cigarettes? What are they thinking?



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166,071 I'll be polite out of respect for our mutual friend but if you try to fucking act like we're still the best of friends, I might just punch a bitch.



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166,070 There's only one way now that you can contact me. That's through my email and even that is a gamble because it goes directly to trash. I heard you were still in love with me and wanted to contact me...



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166,069 The things we do for stalkers. Like changing our phone number...



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166,068 Meet me in Mauntauk, Alex.



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166,067 Jesus Christ, American media. No one gives a shit about Bruce Jenner!



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166,066 I had a psycho boyfriend for a year. Not violent, just crazy full of energy psycho. The sex was psycho too. Which wasn't necessarily bad. Strange times. Sex on the subway. Sex in a movie theater. We'd sit in a restaurant and he'd ask me to take off my panties. We'd do anal stuff a lot. Anal on me, anal on him with a strap on. One night he pulled his penis out of my bottom and pointed out how there was a little poo on it. Obviously my poo. He scooped it onto his finger. It was like smaller than a finger nail. He made a big deal out it because that of course would generate the most embarrassment for me. Then he did the strangest thing ever. He stuck his finger up his own behind and pulled it out without the poo on it. He had deposited my poo up his rectum. He said he wanted it inside him so he could poo it out and we would be unique to the universe being the only two people who pooed the same bit of poo. Ooh how sweet and endearing... NOT! He stuck my poo up his behind! Eww ewww eww. Yes, completely psycho.



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166,065 Adult grown man and women who bullies, harass, hurts or abused a child needs to be euthanized. It's discusting if I only had one wish and knew my was was going to become a reality. That would be it y o eliminate the garbage out of this planet.



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166,064 We were always so good to each other. Not for each other but to each other. I love you okay? I love you. We're totally fuc*ing each other up but I love you R. There are so many things you do that just piss me off and i understand why they do but also why they shouldn't and i know im terrible at this thing but I love you.



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166,063 Friday is always good, being the end of the week. But when I come home from a painful 10 hour day and you are here - the animals dealt with, the baby laughing by your side as you prep dinner, and the washing machine running...   why did we wait so long to find each other again?
We should have never let go when we were 12.



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166,062 There was this coach on my son's soccer league a couple of years ago. At first sight, this guy gave me the creeps. I watched him teaching the little kids how to play soccer, moving the balls around the orange cones. Whenever they did a good job, he would touch and tickle them. The kids laughed, they didn't know any better. I sat in horror watching this, looking at the other parents to see if they were as outraged about this as I was. Mostly, they were all looking at their phones or chatting with each other, not really paying attention. I vowed to never miss a game or practice. I needed to keep an eye on this guy around my kid. Then one day, he did it to my son. He had scored a point against the other team and in victory, he started tickling him on the belly from behind. My whole body surged with rage. I stood up right there in the stands in front of everyone and screamed as loud as I could, "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY CHILD!" Everyone stopped what they were doing and it got as quiet as a grave yard. He turned white and started shaking, sputtering with fear as he was trying to explain that he was only congratulating him. I asserted that there was no reason a grown man should be touching a child that way and I took my son by the hand, left the field, and never brought him back. Recently, his face appeared in the local news. He had been busted for possession of child porn and charged with sexual assault on a couple of young children, both little boys and girls.

The moral of the story? Trust your instincts.



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166,061 I was married for 6 years. My husband filed for divorce and left me. I miss him. Everything was my fault. I see that now. I'd like to apologize to him but he avoids me. He changed his phone number. He changed his email. I tried calling him at work but they won't let the call through to his office. I called his brother but he hung up on me. I messed up okay. All I want to do is say I'm sorry. Is that so awful of me?



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166,060 When I post something to my facebook pages and no one responds or evens "likes" it, I get terribly embarrassed and I take down the post.



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166,059 I feel like I want to try to give another guy head. But I haven't got a clue how to go about making that happen in a realistic way.

M/54



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166,058 I'm a very shy and quiet person who is also super passive with my emotions. I have all this shit building up inside. I wish I could be good at confrontation and let people know how I really feel. I don't know how to stand up for myself, or what to do when I have a problem with somebody, or what to do when I'm sad. I need help I don't know what to do.



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166,057 I'm always going to love you.  Maybe not in love, but love for sure.



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166,056 I'm going to make you hate every decision you've ever made.



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166,055 In America school violence is met with shock and awe, counselors are required to console the poor children. They reinforce pacifistic messages, et cetera.

In China one kid brings a knife to school, and the government demands all schools incorporate martial arts training into the academia.

What is wrong with our country, who is pulling the strings?



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166,054 Never do I purchase Chinese products, no trips to WalMart for me, lol



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166,053 Hope you had a nice week.  I miss you.



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166,052 if I'm going to be married to my boyfriend we will have lots of sex. i love the beast in him. being intimate is very important to me because it creates this special bond between us. he always cuddles me after that, and then we just talk. i cant imagine what a marriage without sex must be like. maybe start working out as a couple so you find each other attractive. he can get hard without me touching him and it lasts around 25/30 minutes. i love him. not solely because of that, but since sex is the main topic. but seriously, take your wife to the spa, treat her to a relaxing day. say dirty things to her. kiss and hug her more often. she has to know your trying. and then bang her good, and i don't mean 10 minutes. give her a massage before it and slowly go under her clothes.
i notice my boyfriends breathing becomes different, and  that is very arousing. f19



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166,051 I don't mind helping out the Chinese economy.



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166,050 I looked at your Facebook page the other day. I kind of wish I hadn't.

On the one hand, it's genuinely nice to see that you're having fun and that you've surrounded yourself with friends. You seem happy. That's great.

But... dude, why did you grow a beard! And your hair got super long! Why would you do that? That looks awful on you! Your hair used to be perfect. It had this beautiful curl to it, and there was plenty to grab and pull and play with like you liked. But now, it's too heavy for itself, and it straightened out and lost all its dimension. And your face! Your face is so handsome! You have such great skin! Why would you mask half of it with a long, frizzy, messy thing you seem to think is a beard?

Honey, you're covering some of your best features up with this giant, shapeless blanket of hair. It makes you look shapeless. Makes you look old and sick. Why would you do that to yourself? Chrissakes, get a haircut and a shave!



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166,049 I read somewhere online that if you really need to pee, thinking about sex will reduce the urge.

I've tried it out a few times. I get up in the morning, or I get home from a long drive, and I have to go. Really have to go. Like, I'm squeezing my thighs together to hold it in. When I get in the bathroom and I have to pull my pants down to sit, I can't keep my thighs together. That's when I do it.

I think about your beautiful, soft mouth making love to my clit while your fingers pump in and out of me, and all the while I'm squeezing your other hand and trying to say anything, anything at all. I think about what it might have looked like if I had looked down at your face as I squirted on it.

And then I smile, pull down my pants, and use the toilet.

That tip works like a charm.



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166,048 166039. You deserved better, everyone deserves to be loved, in love, and at any age, any weight, anytime. Just the feeling of having someones hands caressing you....miss that the most



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166,047 I finally have a sense of humor.  Sadly, it's the wrong one.



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166,046 I saw that my husband liked his ex's business (yoga studio) on facebook a few days ago. I logged into his account to see if he had searched for her page. He had. He'd also searched for her email to find her. When that didn't work, he searched for her business.
Suddenly I find myself depressed, worthless, and I have cried every morning since.
I hadn't thought about her all year. I haven't had to run into her decked out in yoga gear every time I went out because we now live 6 hours away. I no longer wondered if my husband and her we're texting or calling one another. I have felt really, really good. I have felt really happy. & then I saw that.
I may sound crazy, but when you split up from a woman 9 years ago, & still want to maintain some form of communication after 7 years of marriage, & do not have kids together, I think it's strange & I do see it as a threat.
I'm 37 weeks pregnant, & I've never been this sad in my life.
I don't want to waste another moment thinking about this ex or comparing myself to her.
I don't want to be one of those women who is resentful & mean to her husband. I love my husband. I'm just going to have to get over him though.



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166,045 Buy local, boycot Chinese products, manufacture American. If we can't, then we don't need it if it comes from China!



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166,044 At the Chinese Korean war memorial/s, they conflagrate a hard anti American sentiment. This includes propaganda as erroneous to go as far by claiming we ate N. Korean babies.

What do we teach our children of the horrendous evils of communism? Do we tell them China has butchered ten fold the amount of people as Hitler and Stalin COMBINED? Or enlighten the next generation of the enemy they face, what the enemy thinks of them, what they were taught in school about us as a people?

No, we will teach our kids pacifism, we will tell them that we "they" must have somehow wronged these people, and talk about it, placate the enemy while he maneuvers all his might for our destruction. As he is...at this moment.

A Chinese envoy to every African nation, the purchase of Hectares and the removal of the native inhabitants for their purposes in Africa.
Porting ships of war in Iran, signing military agreements with Greece, and modernizing the Vietnamese military. These are just a few of what we have to reference, and yet we still don't awake with sour grimacing taste on our mouth for our children's future?



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166,043 I'm mourning the loss of something I should have never had.  I have nobody to empathize with me and I have to pretend as though everything is fine.  I had no right to love this person - we're both already taken, but we stole moments with each other that obviously meant more to me than I realized.  When this was taken away I could feel the loss immediately.  A friendship remains only it seems but a shadow of what there was.



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166,042 166029 - That was kind of hot. I am 54 and never have given another guy head - and it is something I'd like to try.



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166,041 Shonda, did you really have to kill off Derek Shephard? Wasn't there any other way to write him off the show? Couldn't he have been cheating on Mer down in DC and leaving her???

Anything but killing him.

C'mon man, this isn't "One Life to Live" or "Days of Our Lives," it's Grey's Anatomy. This is not daytime, crappy drama!!



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166,040 My landlady rents rooms out in her house.  Today I came home to find the door to my bedroom locked.  One of her friends was over (I passed and waved them on my way out as I was also talking on my phone) and her friend wanted to see my room.  What?  What for?

So in they went, scoping out the room, opening and closing the closet, pulling out drawers, who knows what else.  As your tenant, unless you are showing the room to a future individual, YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO ENTER.  Not for any non-emergency reason.  (Also, stay off of my computer.  My browsing history should not reflect any activity while I am unmistakably at work).

"Well, I guess I didn't need the key to get in as I realize now that you don't lock it.  I was going to ask you to show the room when I saw you were home but you left quickly.  I hope you don't mind"

"I do mind"  (In fact, without notice, I would have said no)

"Oh, I'm so sorry.  But I was in there with her the whole time.  Sorry"

*blank stare as she fumbles her words* (why the fuck would YOU be in there anyway?)



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166,039 166037 and the others: I spent the last ten years of my marriage without sex and I was in my late 40s - 50s. I am divorcing him with the lack of sex and resulting absence of any intimacy a primary reason (there is another very serious issue as well). I often wonder what I missed during those years - a loving husband and a happy wife come to mind first. So, conversely, I have decided it is time to further explore sex and find out what me and my big tits (40DD) have missed...and had my first threesome, a dip in the BD/SM game both of which were fabulous and a lover who did everything I demanded with his 9" dick - best, hottest sex ever! I plan to have more threesomes and maybe foursomes, another visit with the BD/SM guy (loved the flogger!)and take on any other lovers that I so choose...and safe sex always. I wasted years on a man that valued things other than me...and I will never, ever be that stupid again! No one would ever guess that I dabble in the sex game as I do...very conservative dresser, etc. Its amazing what's under those sweaters and pearls!



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166,038 I still can't handle rejection, or just being ignored.  

Do these people love having me wonder how much of it is really my fault?  Or is everyone more sensitive/paranoid/mean these days?



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166,037 166022 & 166025, I'm right there with you guys. I've been married over 31 years and haven't had sex in over 15 years. I miss the smell, the touch and the taste of sex and I wonder why I stay in this relationship. The only reason I stay is because it's cheaper to keep her at this point. I would loss everything I've worked for and be out in the street, so I stay! I can't wait until I'm alone again and have my life back.



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166,036 I told my husband that it feels like he doesn't love me anymore. He said at first, "dont put words in my mouth." then, "stop creating fake crisis to fix" what I hear is, you you are right, i am falling out of love with you but rather than deal with it and the consequences of either fixing it, or leaving, I will just shut you down.



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166,035 Hey red truck loser, yes you. Making fun of a disabled kid doesn't make you a man and won't get you any puzzy. You want to know the best part ok I won't tell you directly but here's a hint for you azzhole. 50 million dollars yes you heard me right the rode you were driving is part of his kingdom ,half the town is. SSo just hope when you have kids ,they come healthy and be a better human being than you. Hopefully one day they won't be taking orders from the kid. Sad isn't the little kid has a bright future ahead of his and is worth it more than you'll ever have lol.



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166,034 Wish someone would bend me over and take me from behind. It has never happened. It's not the sort of thing my husband would ever do.



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166,033 I want more than I believe that you're able to give me...just biding my time I guess...



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166,032 I don't believe you love me anymore



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166,031 I'm secretive about the dumbest stuff. I hide my to-do list from people!  I want a significant other who understands that they are going to get dumped if they read any of my notebooks. I have an appointment to get laser hair removal, but you don't need to know that! LOL. Seriously, bae, mind your own business. I don't want to tell you I'm going to the dentist because I have terrible teeth and I don't want to draw attention to that fact! I don't talk about my teeth. Oh my god.



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166,030 I might be a queer!



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166,029 Sorry this is so long. My sex life was complicated.

I went to a tech oriented college where I majored in Physics. This meant very few girls on campus. It was sexually frustrating for guys like me, and basically every guy there was a guy like me.

In my Junior year I roomed with my best friend, another physics major. We lamented the fact there were no girls. We tried going to a few parties at a nearby coed school. Bad idea. We didn't know anyone and we were competing with large muscled frat boys. It didn't work out. We couldn't get anywhere with the girls.

Then as a plan B, we started going to porno films at this place off campus. This was back in the day porno theaters still operated.  I thought this would be a good idea, but it actually made the sexual frustration worse. We would get aroused watching the movie, and then what... there were still no women to relieve the tension.

That's sort of why it happened.

After one evening of debauchery, which to us meant a porno film and drinking Pepsi with caffeine, we got back to the room and after the lights were out, I could hear my roommate jerking off.

I was horrified, and yet mesmerized. I heard his rhythm getting faster and faster and then poof, he suddenly stopped and gave off a contented sigh. I had just listened to my roommate pleasure himself 10 feet away from me.

Next weekend, another porno film. Afterwards, he again started jerking off. Completely out of character for me, but I followed his lead and started jerking off too. Why not. There were no other options. I needed the sexual release.

When I finished, he suddenly broke the silence by saying, "I could hear you."

I said, "I could hear you too."  

We both laughed.  It was fine.

Very next night, after lights were out, he spoke up again and started talking about a scene from the porno movie. Something like - "Remember the part where she was on all fours and the guy did her from behind..."

I could tell he was jerking off while talking about it.

So I started jerking off too, while telling him my favorite part of the movie.

Poof, in the darkness, we both came.

Next night. Lights out, he started jerking off again, as did I. He was talking about something sexual, I forget what. Then he asked if I wanted to see him come.

I distinctly remember not answering. FOR THE RECORD, I DID NOT SAY YES. He turned the lights on anyway. lol! I watched him stroke his cock and shoot cum all over his chest.

I told him I did it differently. I'd lean my cock to the side at the last second and shoot the cum into my cupped hand so it wouldn't spray everywhere. He asked me to show him. So I did. I jerked off into my hand with him watching from a chair two feet away.

Next night, before the lights were even out, he asked if I wanted to watch him again. Okay, I watched. I did what he did. I pulled up a chair next to his bed.

When he was done I pointed out how his cum was thicker than mine. His formed gluey globs on his stomach. Mine was much more watery.

He stuck his finger in his cum and started playing with it. We could both see how the glob was made of a long string of cum.

I went back to my side of the room and jerked off for him. I again came in my hand. He then dipped his fingers into my cum and tried to pulled it apart. It wouldn't work. As mentioned, too watery. The science majors in us both marveled at the difference. I think we were both intentionally skipping over the part where he touched my cum.

Next night. He started jerking off for me again. He said something about how hard his cock was. He said I should feel it. So I did. I put my hand around the shaft of his cock. He moaned and asked me to stroke it for him. I thought about it for a second. We had watched each other stroke our own cocks, not really an issue if I stroke his. So I started moving my hand up and down.

After a minute he said it was too dry, I needed to make it wet. I licked my my fingers, getting them good and gooey, then I started stroking his cock again.

Another minute went by. His cock started to get dry again. This time I leaned in, opened my lips and took the head of  his cock into my mouth.  To explain, he was my friend. We had been though a lot together. We had already seen each other cum. I had already touched his cock. I know I wouldn't mind if someone sucked my cock, so yes, I took his cock into my mouth. It felt not weird at all.

I of course had no idea what to do. I moved my head up and down like in the porno movies. I used my tongue to swirl around the head of his cock.

Very quickly I could feel his body getting tense. I knew what was about to happen. I didn't mind. I kept my mouth on his cock as he came.

I had never tasted cum before, not even my own. Especially not my own. Now I had a mouthful of his cum. I carefully extricated his cock from my mouth without letting his cum spill out of me. For some reason I thought it would be rude to let his cum leak out of my mouth lol.

And then not knowing what to do, and not having any plan already in place, I improvised. I swallowed his cum. Why not. In for a penny, in for a pound.

By a few minutes later I was coming in his mouth. He also swallowed.

For the rest of our Junior year and all of our Senior year, we'd have sex with each other everyday. Sometimes we'd do it twice a day. Mostly it was sucking each other's cocks. Eventually though, somewhere in there we started doing anal on each other.

It was a great setup. Some mornings he'd wake up and outright ask if I could suck him off. No problem. Other days I might come back from an exam and he'd be in the room and say, "I know what you need..." He'd pull off his pants, get on his hands and knees, and I'd fuck him in the ass.

It was so simple. It was so easy. There was no drama. There was no angst or anger or jealousy. He was my friend. When he wanted to cum, I'd make him cum. When I wanted to cum, he'd make me cum.  It was always a pleasure. I never felt put out. I never used it to get something else. It was pure simple pleasure.

All this happened about 15 years ago. After college we both went to different grad schools. Coed grad schools, yay! We both managed to lose our heterosexual virginity. Weird isn't it. I had sex with someone hundreds of times in college. But in my first year as a grad student I lost my virginity to a woman. lol.

We are both married now with children. We are still friends, but we live in different states and only get to keep in touch with email.

I've never told my wife about the encounters. I'm not sure why I don't. I'm not embarrassed. I'd like her to know. One day I'll tell her. To be honest, when my wife and I do anal and I come inside her, I can't help but think about all the times I came inside my college friend while he was on his hands and knees.I should probably tell my wife about that. Nothing to hide, I'd like to tell my wife about that.

I have no urgent desire though to meet up with him again for sex. Nor do I have a desire to do it with other men. It was a thing. We did it and moved on.  The end.



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166,028 So I almost went crazy with no sex for a year. Which seems minimal to others I am seeing. I am happy to say I finally got some. LOL. A good friend helped me out with that haha. Sigh... It will probably be another year until I am able to do anything like that again. For now I will just appreciate remembering what squirting and an O feels like.
I am listening to the radio, the lyrics "I could really use a wish right now" is being sang, my wish would be for a boyfriend (that does want to be intimate as much as me). I have had a few long term relationships and I really do miss that bond that you get after being together for a while. I miss loving someone, and being loved. Finding sweet text messages when I look at my phone. The secretive whispering of the inside jokes.
Being single keeps me on track, but I can't do that long if I am lonely and sad.
I guess I am part of a huge group of people around the world. We all want someone, but can't find one that is compatible.
FTS



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166,026 Sometimes when I fart when I'm, sweaty and my cheeks are pressed tight, the fart cant go down, and instead comes out of the top of the crease of my ass.  I think that's kinda cool.



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166,025 166022. Welcome to my world..



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166,024 I am scared that I only want kids because my husband wants kids.



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166,023 I feel you
My heart it sings



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166,022 Even though I continue to politely ask, I haven't had sexual intercourse with my wife in about 5 years. We've been married for 12. If I knew this was how the marriage would work out, I never would have married her.



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166,021 I am in love with you, Matt.



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166,020 To get you to be an honest woman was the only means of manipulation.  I can see you're not ready to quit lying.  Oh well....I'm better off, really.



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166,019 Disappointed. Worthless. Stupid.
This is how I would describe myself right Joel
I thought I was mentally prepared for this but after seeing where my husband's thoughts are, & how his days pass versus how my days pass, I realize I want to be alone.
I don't have the emotional ability to handle the unexpected that is thrown at me every few months, or every few years.
Trust isn't something I will ever recieve from anyone, I suppose.
No matter the connection, the "love" or the alleged devotion.
All gone, in a few moments.



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166,018 Anyone can be an actor. It's not a skill. I'm an actor.



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166,017 I hate my wife............... until I see her naked. Then I love my wife.



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166,016 You haven't found anyone to emotionally manipulate yet?
Can't say I ever want that position again.



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166,015 The American South scares me. Bunch of meth smokers with guns. I'd never go there.



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166,014 I want to be your one and only again.



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166,013 I am in love with a fictional character because I can't meet the real life version of my soul mate! What to do? All I can do is keep going forward and doing the best I can and hope to find my soul mate some time in this lifetime. I hope I am not the only one this has happened to.....



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166,012 When people tell me they don't like what I wrote about them in my weekly column and they are going to sue me for slander, I respond with something like, "Since I wrote the words instead of spoke the words, you need to sue me for libel, not slander. I hope this helps..... you stupid mother fucking piece of shit moron."  

No one has sued me yet.



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166,011 This old shoe still wants you.



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166,010 I don't think that it was a European who wrote about refugees changing the European,  i.e. Italian culture.  It sounded like an American to me. An American who is afraid that when he goes on vacation to Italy to experience a little 'culture', he will run into the same damn thing he is running from at home: A place flooded with refugees from third world countries that don't really contribute to anything and definitely not to the local 'culture'. Like I don't think that Minneapolis became a better place because it has the largest Somali population. People can pretend about this all day long, this is the truth. Now they even have to worry about increased terrorist activities too, because the young somalis have a hard time integrating and are leaving to join Isis. They just caught 4-5 of them recently. I'm sure if not caught, they would have come back to try to blow up the Mall of America. So at the end, it seems like there are bigger problems than destroying 'culture ' although I get what they were trying to say...



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166,009 Since I've started exercising, I feel so much better about life. I feel better about my body. I am currently writing this in my underwear. I'm so happy right now. I feel like dancing. You only get one body. Start loving it. Give it what it needs. Vegetables, fruit, water, exercise. And don't forget to find time alone to dance in your underwear (or with your significant other, hehe).



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166,008 I think Europeans who get upset over foreigners "changing their culture" are ridiculous. You guys spent the last 500 exploring and colonizing the world and had no problem changing the culture of the local people to suit your needs.

Karma's a bitch.



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166,007 I'm so tired of being ripped off by the Apple itunes Store. I buy an app for $5. Their network goes down. I get billed, but I get no app.

They have a button you can press to "Report A Problem". Alright, I click on it. You know what the button does? It make the "Report A Problem" button disappear. That's it. It just makes the button go away.

I hate Apple. I thought they were suppose to be some cool company that sticks it to the man. Now they have become the man.



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166,006 Oh, no ... another publicity hound has had photos stolen/illegally leaked.  After all, he's doing something revolutionary, so the public has to tread softly.

Wake up, people - he & his team cooked it up to shock the gullible.  Just like that fading crazy sex goddess & her pathetic tribe still insist some evil person in Israel or wherever leaked her precious album tracks.

Here's another piece of stupid:  a healthy fit young woman got online grief from eating a huge steak dinner because she supposedly "wasted" food.  "Waste" is supposed to mean that good food was thrown out instead of being eaten.  

So many other examples, but I have so little time ...

Sadly, I've finally learned to accept misspellings that are appearing more frequently on message boards.  I might as well giggle about how cute it is, how it may even represent how busy & alive those posters are.  It seems  easier than fighting the increasing lack of logic & common sense in so many people.



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166,005 My mother's cousin says things like "It's so good to see you" whenever we meet up.  

My mother's sisters say things like "You put on a lot of weight" whenever we meet up.  They cannot for the live of them figure out why they are so hated.  They seem genuinely surprised to be disliked.



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166,004 Sorry you can't call me and hang up on me anymore. I'll miss those daily hang ups. NOT.



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166,003 I miss you, seeing all these secrets and I know not one of them is from you. I miss us.
I realize you're happy with someone else but ive been so fucking miserable without you. Its my own fault. I crave having your chest to lay my head back on like we used to lay. Just to have you wrap your arms around my head and whisper that you love me.
I took it all for granted and now ill regret hurting you like I did for the rest of my life. Ill always long for your love as young as we were. I wish you were still mine. I need you.
I still need you..
-forever and always PB



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166,002 Time flies when you're missing your other half. Who is your other half? Like I said, unfaithful. Secretive. Disloyal. Manipulative. Double standard. Double life.



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166,001 We all saw the ad too.  Now, please, stop calling it "Hump Day".  Thanks.

- Everyone who has been working on Wednesdays for years without some gimmicky nickname for it.



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166,000 I haven't been able to get a vein to work for like 2 days now. Fuck.



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