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166,599 6 years indeed.  Maybe you should call me.  MBB



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166,598 I fell in love with him. This wasn't suppose to happen. Now I'm numbing myself so I don't feel anything. It seems to be working. I used to feel so good with him. Now they're nothing. Just fake emotion. 'I missed you' ... (not really) ... 'can't wait to fall asleep in your arms' (huh?) I really needed this (stupid and pointless) .... I havn't been this empty in a while. And it's because of you. I want you out of my life. But at the same I can't picture it without you in it. Guess I'll stay in this hell. Because I'm an idiot. And I'm in love.


i wasn't supposed to love you.



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166,597 Throughout the hiring process, I like to humiliate the women that come in for interviews with their tits practically hanging out of their shirt. You think I'm going to hire someone who's main quality is being a whore? Nah. I'd rather hire the fat IT guy because I know he didn't skate by on good looks and blowjobs.

What is this world coming to? Oh, right, it's always been this way. Go to school, show me you're a hard worker, cover your tits appropriately, and hey, you got yourself the job! Otherwise, you're about as useful as a fuck doll.



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166,595 Tonight I made the most delicious meal. Lightly seasoned chicken baked with honey goat cheese, asparagus and sweet potato. I cooked alone, ate alone, drank beer alone, did the dishes alone and now I'm sitting here...alone.
I wish I had a man to cook for. Being single really blows sometimes.



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166,594 So I researched the question "Does the President of the United States have the authority to visit all aspects of Area 51?" The answer I discovered is he does not.

Wow, that's crazy! The most powerful person on earth (supposedly) does not have clearance to all aspects of Area 51. So, then who the hell is 'really' in charge around here?

Who or what holds the secret to Area 51? Makes you wonder who or what is the 'true' power behind the throne??



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166,593 When my wife is bad she is very very bad. She gets physically violent and hits me and/or the kids. I have 4 iphone videos of her smacking me while screaming her lungs out. Can't wait til the divorce. I'm going to make sure she never sees our children again.



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166,592 My son's French class was having a little party. The teacher asked parents to volunteer to bring in food. I said I would make crepes. Another mother said she'd bring fresh cut strawberries. Another mother offered to bring in whipped cream.

When party day came, I showed up with 60 crepes. I figured each student could have two with a few left over. Do you know how long it takes to make 60 crepes? Hours.

The other mothers forgot to bring anything.

How lame and lazy! My God, your kid is in the class and you still put in zero effort! I was embarrassed for your kid.

After it was clear none of you were going to show up, I rushed out, bought whipped cream and strawberry jam.

The kids had a blast. Even yours.

But you mothers are assholes.



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166,591 Once again, I'm aggravated on how things haven't changed the way they were supposed to by now.  

The best we can do is apps, drones & 3D printers, instead of stepping up on the space program.  Besides wars all over the place, what else is to blame?



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166,590 I'll tell you a secret that I couldn't tell my very best friend.

When i was about 30 my husband came home I was in the bathroom pleasuring my self with a dildo. I was going at it so I had no idea that he had already arrived, usually I'd stop and pretend to be having a shower or whatever. This is the crazy part, he came into the bathroom, forced me over the sink and fucked me so hard, I couldn't stop screaming for him, and then he gets fucking vaseline and fucks me in my ass. All this while he pulling my hair and slapping my ass, and telling me that he will never let me fuck the toy again.

And this is how I saved my marriage... I told this to a strange once before and she asked why i didn't report him for rape, it saved my marriage, but in hindsight i probably should have let him know that it wasn't alright to do that without my consent...


F 50

p.s. anal is my favourite



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166,589 Tip your waitress, tip the bartender, tip the hotel staff; for fuck's sake, Americans, unionize and quit expecting the public to subsidize you because of your shitty enployer



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166,588 I know its all a farce. I shouldn't let it get to me this much. But I do. I think its time to call it quits.



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166,587 I thought it was common knowledge that when you stay at a hotel you tip at least… At the very bare minimum… Five dollars per night  for housekeeping services.   There have been times when I have been at a hotel with family and pets and the housekeeping staff have gone above and beyond and I always leave a very generous tip… Like $10 per night For their troubles.



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166,586 For fuck's sake. I'm a housekeeper-- and in the elevator with a bunch of tourists. Sweating my ass off here, typical hard working day. One tourist goes "WHEW, who knew vacation was so much work."

Another wishes me that I "Have a nice trip!" while I'm carrying rags, pillow cases... while in a housekeeping uniform.

Thanks for the 0$ in tips since I've been working at this hotel, assholes.

Everyone at that place can just go choke on a dick.



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166,585 It's been 6 years since we split, how long does heartache last? What if it's 10 years down the road and I'm still thinking of you.



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166,584 This shouldn't be a secret BUT: if you are hiding from your spouse/SO then you are being abused. Fear is not normal in a relationship. Get help before it is too late my poor internet strangers.



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166,583 I sleep in the guest room. Okay, maybe alot of husbands do that. Difference with me... I sleep in the guest room with the door locked and a phone by my side so I can quickly call 911 if I have to. That's how crazy she has become.



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166,582 My mom is 3 months shy of 52.  I learned today that she has cirrhosis, and that she has been feeling bad for months and did not seek any med attention.  It's too late now to stop drinking, she is probably going to be gone by the holidays.  My mom is going to die soon. What the fuck am I going to do? I don't see how this is ever going to be okay. I don't want to say goodbye to my mom so soon, and while living in another state. I cmt even go spend her last month's at her side and just hang out with her.  Oh god, this is going to hurt like nothing else. It makes no sense to try to imagine the world without her in it. Today, my whole being has taken on a new feel, and that feel is that nothing is ever going to be okay again. Not with my mom in an urn and my sister still wasting the oxygen all around her. This is going to destroy me. I can't deal with my mom dying. I cant. It's just too much for hope.



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166,581 Déjà vu: the odd feeling that I've seen this spam before.



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166,580 After the shit you pulled on me today, I am no longer going to be emotionally or physically available to you. You fucked up. Of course, you're good at that. Actually infamous. I hope the little slut was worth it.



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166,579 I had bacterial vaginonis last year. My nasty ex refused showers. Seriously the most embarrassing, humiliating feeling. Planned parenthood gave me the nastiest driest pills that worked like magic. They left my vag disgusting.



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166,578 I'm in love with my best friend. He means the world to me and he and I would do anything for the other. The problem is he is married and has a kid.

So it should be easy as there's no shot, right?

Well the other problem is... I think he may feel the same way too.


26/m



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166,577 I use to be friends with this girl who really enjoyed sex. All kinds are fun, but this girl stands out a little. She would rub her self off and cum like a dozen times while while I fucked her in amazement. She was kind of short, so I was able to comfortably kiss and massage her feet. Only girl I ever remember doing that to. Her pussy was like pink velvet. She was a keeper.



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166,576 Having bacterial vaginosis is wreaking havoc in my life and depressing the hell out of me.  I can't drink on this damn medicine for it which really which really sucks, but uncomfortable stinky vag problems suck harder. FML right now.  I also wish my man had better personal hygiene habits...



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166,575 I live in a lawless town. Everyone is on the take. The residents will steal anything they can. The police do nothing. They conveniently "accidentally" shot a man who was a problem. I think they are corrupt as can be. The elected officials have a little problem with money missing from the town bank account. I think they are taking it.

I thought about who I should turn to, The State Attorney General? I checked it out. Ha, he is from this town!

Hard to believe this is America. Is every town like this?



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166,574 My boyfriend loves my feet, especially during sex. He gets so hard licking and kissing my toes, and rubbing and massaging my feet.  
I don't get it. But I like it.



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166,573 I should've known a player wouldn't be able to handle a relationship much longer than a year. That's been the main problem all along. You've always let other people get in between us. From your internet whores to your real life whores. Well, I'm done. Have a nice life.



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166,572 I can't understand why so many people think bare feet are creepy.  Or why they have fucking meltdowns about them.  If they're clean & well maintained, there's no problem for me.

Childhood traumas, maybe?



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166,571 Sure hide the good vodka but leave out the whiskey?! Don't mind if I do hehhe



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166,570 I am a lawyer with 20+ years experience.   I was a my last firm for over 10 years.   It wasn't great,  but it was stable and out was a job.   Recently the firms major client pulled out.  More than half the staff got cut including me.  

The law is probably the only profession where the more experience you have the less able you are to get a job.  This is not the secret.

The (not so) secret is that I'm petrified that I will lose everything because I can't find a job.



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166,569 i have worked to hard for this to fail now.  i need to succeed now, i need to stay strong. i am falling apart but i cannot let my mind stop me. i can do it. i am strong. i have worked so goddamn hard. i really need to punch something and I want to scream. This is my future, I cant fuck up now. i will succeed



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166,568 Sex doesn't do anything for me anymore. I'd rather go to sleep.



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166,567 You already know I'm in love with you...but why are you like a faucet turning it off and on again....I like it hot preferably...when your all yp into me.....I feel like I'm dating a bungee cord....can you please show me love and just keep it at that???....its too exhausting the back and forth...and fyyi......try practicing forguveness.....not grudges....god is a god of love not malice...............



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166,566 If anal doesn't hurt then it doesn't count.



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166,565 Before the nights over I will be in jail. Mom tells me she's talking to rod and telling him personal information about me. I'm keeping calm for as long as I can but as I'm also quitting smoking, I can't make any promises. I wanna fight this bitch soooooo f-ing bad water is thicker then blood!!!!!



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166,564 I feel like Peter from the movie "Office Space" after the hypnotherapy session. I have my own business so I can't just fuck of indefinitely. It feels really good though. I'm completely relaxed. I'll have to give myself a promotion.



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166,563 Flossed for the first time in about 6 months.

Holy cow, the floss stinks!



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166,562 I wonder how long it will take Yahoo to realize the search function on their email service stopped working. It's already been a few months.



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166,561 I think current Simpsons episodes are a lot funnier than the old ones.



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166,560 Living at moms again.. Today is a bad day for her and that makes a bad day for all of us. Kill me now!
35 f



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166,559 Today is my 25th birthday, and I absolutely hate it. Each year, I'm another year older, and I hate it. I have done nothing special, remarkable with my life. Nothing to celebrate.

I still live with my dad (I moved in with him a few years back because I got into some trouble with the law and he let me stay with him while I slowly... dug myself out of said trouble. When I got the job that I have now, he quit his, and I couldn't leave him. Not when he had helped me out. I learned that he enjoyed my taking care of him and didn't intend to get a new job and put my foot down. He eventually got a job and i am now working on moving out).

I have a terrible boyfriend of four years that I love terribly but will not amount to anything.

I have no children, which I want more then anything.

I have not visited all of the places that I would love to see (Washington state at the top of the list. Since I was a kid I wanted to live there).

The list goes on and on.

Maybe I'm just a huge dreamer.




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166,558 Most states are now passing laws making it illegal to place my cell phone in a person's car so I can track where they go. Damn lawmakers! They take all the fun out of stalking.



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166,557 Groan. I know this guy who boasts that he never helps his kid. He wants his kid to make good decisions on his own yada yada. So he backs off and lets the kid decide everything.

Um hello, your kid is in kindergarten!!!! Do ya really think now's the right time for him to be making all his own decisions.

Dope.

I think you are just a lazy stupid parent.



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166,556 My boyfriend wants sex all the time.  It doesn't matter if we hang out 1 or 2 or 4 times a week, he wants sex 2-3 times each day we're together.  And if he already fucked my pussy and came a couple of times, he then wants it in my mouth, switching off how he cums.  I love him and I like sex too but it gets exhausting when that's all a guy wants to do.  Sometimes i just want to spend time with him without sex having to happen, it's like it must happen or else we didn't have a complete visit.  I'm really happy he's attracted to me but can we just be together sometimes and not fuck?



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166,555 I have no problem with disabled people. I just don't like them so much where I want to dedicate my life to working with them. I must change my major.



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166,554 166545. I am one of those who has posted of a great love of my life. Yes, it does happen. Mine ended when she went to heaven. After 26 years of marriage it ended in a hospice. While in her death bed we looked each other in the eyes and said to one another how exciting it is to think we will be just as crazy for one another in the next world. Now I'm crying again.



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166,553 I had a sugar baby for awhile. The first time I went down on her i couldnt believe it... she had a huge clit and came hard. she looked at me in a dazed expression after she came, almost hurt. she said no one ever made her cum that way before. i could tell it was the truth. she made me do it again to her. the bed was soaked.



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166,552 I'm on my ex-husband's insurance at his work. I'm not supposed to be. His company doesn't allow divorced spouses on company insurance plans. He never told them we got divorced. I'd love to get the bastard in trouble, but then I'd lose the insurance. I feel like I'm an unwilling participant in  a crime.



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166,551 God why must you punish me 100x's for every little mistakes I make. They seem small compared for my friends mistakes but now we're worlds apart with no way to fix where I fucked up. Where my choices really so bad that I won't get to be a parent to them anymore!!? My guilt and conscience will kill me before the next attack hits. Add seizure medication, that part is my fairly not yours. I want to trip on toys again, I can't get used to living like I'm single. She's gonna think I've abandoned her, I can't answer all her questions. The guilt is tearing me apart. Guess I have to focus on being here when she comes to visit when she's older. I will have missed so f-ing much!!! It's not fair god!!!!!! You're decisions small or large will catch up with you. They did me



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166,550 I volunteer a lot in my child's elementary school. I build all the sets for the school play. I help on "Math Day" and with a few other events.

Each year the PTA hosts a "Thank You" lunch for all the volunteers. I have never been invited.

You know why?

I am the father of a child.  The mothers organize the luncheon. They call all the other moms and send out evites and plan what they will wear and so on. But it never occurs to them that a father also helped out.

If you are in your school's PTA, maybe stop and think about them men who also help.



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166,549 I am so tired spiritually



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166,548 Some marriages are an attempt by the spouse to see how much b.s. they can heap on their partner before the other snaps. Staying with these types only reinforces their behavior. The real rip-off is having wasted good years of your life enmeshed in their family. I went through this, but it didn't leave me feeling cynical. Regretful, yes, but I still believe in love.



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166,547 Today I smell kind of iffy. I don't care anymore. It's not like I have anywhere to go.



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166,546 I hate the Duggars. They have so many kids. Meanwhile my boyfriend and have been trying for years and still can't conceive. Unlike them we're not trying to form a god army. We honestly want to be parents.



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166,545 This site, my family, a trial I just served as a juror on and my own experience in relationships tells me marriage is not a sacred institution anymore but more of an expensive nightmare that you get stuck in.

It makes me so devestatingly sad sometimes.

Then there's that one post that talks about how much they love their spouse, how the sex has only gotten better over the years, how they're lucky to have married their best friend.

Then I decide all over again that it's okay to have faith in people, to have faith in the sanctity of marriage - even when the stats are so poor, because they are out there. I've seen them. I've seen different generations of them, from the elderly to the young to the midlife baby-boomers. There are married couples who are in love, who respect each other, who communicate with each other, who are obviously still intimate with each other.

I just want to personally thank you couples out there.  You personally keep me believing.

If you belong to the other side. Don't give up. Don't send the message to your children that love is something you don't deserve or should give up on. Take the time you need to recover, but do not give up on love. Maybe decide that marriage is not for you, but never decide that love is not for you.

It's for all of us!

I am single with no children, but between my friends and family I have an abundance of love in my life.

Believe in love!!!!



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166,544 In anger my husband told me I married him for a green card, he felt pressured to marry me in the first place, he's never been happy with me, and he should leave me.  


Here were my choices before that:


Either I would go to an Ivy League university in NYC for a PhD (while he would be in school in his home state) or we could get married and live together in his home state, no PhD for me.  I thought the 2nd option was best for our relationship.  We discussed marriage several times.  He balked and I backed down - completely.  3 years down the drain, I thought.  I did not bring it up again.  I considered dating other men, moving on with my life.  


I visited him during spring break and actually thought we'd discuss possibly breaking up, going our separate ways.  He was acting kinda awkward.  Then he proposed, much to my surprise.  I accepted in disbelief.  He said he wanted to get married, that he wanted us to be together.  That would involve applying for a green card, which I didn't immediately do.  I still had options.  

He said he wanted me to stay in the US and be close to him....until he got angry that day.  It's been almost 2 years since those words flew out of his mouth.  I could have applied for citizenship by now but I haven't.  I'm not trying to "prove" my intent but not doing it.  I'm still so hurt by his words.  You cannot rock the foundation of a marriage like that and not expect ripples in the aftermath.  He dropped a bomb on my self-esteem and it has not recovered.  

I'm stalling on citizenship because I'm afraid that if I become a citizen, he would have no more "strings" to pull and I would leave him, which I think I should.  

I don't think he's noticed but I never talk to him face-to-face about anything serious.  He has muddied the waters of every intimate moment.  He doesn't deserve to know me anymore.



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166,543 I had 3 miscarriages in the past 4 years.  I did not even tell my husband about the third one.  It was a "chemical" pregnancy so the pregnancy test said "Pregnant" and then after what seemed like a heavy period, the next test read "Not pregnant".  I swear I could feel my heart tumbling through the floor.

Recently my husband has been having pain in his balls.  He's had this before.  They discovered something wrong with the veins down there.  It's common but it can lead to infertility and defective sperm.  At least we have a possible reason for the miscarriages now.  I feel like crying my eyes out.  I'm in my mid-thirties and my husband is younger.  I can't wait to start a family any longer but I guess he can.  Suppose the surgery doesn't fix anything?  Suppose that wasn't the issue at all?  Then what?  I'm so over the intrusive, "So when are you going to have kids?" interrogations.  It's so painful to talk about.

My sister had difficult pregnancies (a 3-month premature daughter and a son for whom her cervix had to be sewn shut or he too would have premature or lost altogether).  So I know childbirth is a problem for the both of us.  I feel like telling my husband to divorce me and marry a more fertile woman.  Not out of the "goodness of my heart" but because there's no way my pathetic, childless company could sustain a relationship into our old age.  What a worthless woman I am.  

"Oh, you shouldn't define your femininity by having children?"  Why not?  Why should my biological drive to reproduce be any less than a fertile woman?  

"You can always adopt!"  Did you?  No, not even a thought in your mind.

Like I said, I'm a pathetic excuse for a woman.



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166,542 I told you I would love you no matter what, but I was young, and mostly stupid. I didn't know what true love was. I'll always hold a special place in my heart, right next to scones, just for you. But don't ever think about contacting me again, because you're the last person I ever want to see.



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166,541 I wish I could meet the people on this website. I think so many of them are really good souls.



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166,540 I don't get it: so men work to support their families while the woman is out there playing tennis all day and going on three hour bike rides. She doesn't take care of her family, he has to. Plus he doesn't know where she's when she's missing in action? So she lives off his money but really, there is no 'exchange'. You're too nice Sir, you should drag her bitch ass back off the street and put her ass to work! And probably you'd love to leave her no good cheating ass; because by now, please tell me that you know that she's fucking around on you too, but you can't because you let this go for far too long and you knocked her worthless ass up too many times and you'd be paying child support
and alimony to her for the rest of your natural life. And then, you
yourself, would live in darn near poverty or at least not nearly as nice
as you're living now. And then who'd want someone like that who's financially enslaved to his ex wife? You're stuck Sir, but if it makes you feel any better, this site is littered with stories like yours...



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166,539 I suppose this is a secret as I would never tell anyone. The secret is I'm totally missing my wife of 26 years. A few years ago she died from cancer. Totally changed my world when she passed. She was my bff, my everything. I want to be with her SO badly.  I may have to induce self-destruction to be with her again. Sorry children, it means that much to me.



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166,538 I am a married man. I just sucked a stranger's cock and swallowed his cum. I loved every minute of it



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166,537 Tomorrow is date night!  I love being home together with the kids, but dressing up and going out with him is amazing.
It's always a surprise where we go, and it's always better than the last time we went.
I don't know what I did to get so lucky.



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166,536 It doesn't matter how many children a woman has, if she can do some kegels daily - she'll have a much tighter vagina.

I don't know how a spouse could find a loving way to pass that on, but chances are if you're not finding any pleasure in sex, she isn't either. If you're not getting friction, neither is she. Why not play with her and find a toy that fits the vag she has now while she starts doing some kegels. She can play with you too.

Why complain here and not find a way to talk about it.

It's no wonder marriages fail. If you complain anonymously out into the ether - what is your spouse supposed to have ESP?!?!



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166,535 God, what did I do to deserve a life without her, them? I miss stepping on toys, watching her make guard soup, finding cute "dear momma" notes
Signed: I'll do anything to get them back!! I'm living this single life, marriage proposals daily (lol), that part strange.. And I want is my old boring life back! Just them though.. Leave the rest where it can burn!



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166,534 I don't know what's worse, being married to a nasty person, or being married to a bipolar person.

At least with nasty, I know what to expect.

But being married to bipolar, it's a constant swing back and forth. One moment she is pleasant and I let my guard down. The next moment she reverts back to terrible and I'm left feeling like a fool.



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166,533 I try to communicate with my wife. I really do. I try to be open with her so we can discuss issues and possibly understand where each other is coming from. This has been an ongoing problem in this failing relationship. She behaves in a self interested way, but then also refuses to talk about it.

Here's the last 24 hours of our marriage:

Last night I made dinner because my wife was nowhere to be found. This is another issue, she's always out somewhere entertaining herself. When she did arrive home, I pointed out a plate with her dinner. She put on a disgusted face and said she wasn't going "to eat any slop" made by me. She then went out again I guess to eat dinner alone at a restaurant.

This morning my wife went out for a three hour bike ride. Then she went to luncheon. Right after lunch she took off for the city. She's meeting up with friends there for dinner.

I take care of the kids. I get them to and from school. I make the meals. I help them with their homework. Over and over again my wife is nowhere to be found.

This is married life. It's inevitable. When two people first get married, there is always a slight imbalance. One person is a little more of a giver. The other person is a little more of a taker. As time goes on, the taker learns from this. The taker realizes she or he doesn't have to work so hard because the giver is there to make things work.

In my marriage this has reached the extreme. My wife is never there, she is never a wife or mother. She's just some lady having a good time.

And I'm left taking care of everything.

My oldest child (in high school) told me I should get a divorce so we can leave my wife behind and not have to deal with her anymore. How sad is that when a child is suggesting we ditch the mother!



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166,532 comic books are for nerds, period.



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166,531 I'm so excited about my life.

I'd be a fucking moron to complain.



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166,530 I kind of wish that my bipolar, narcissistic ex husband would die. I also don't want to be the sole financial provider for my kids. Maybe wishing that his girlfriend or parents would die would cause enough pain to him and at the same time not affect me?

I just want him to do what the court documents say and shut the hell up.



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166,529 My wife's pussy is worm out. After four kids it is completely stretched out. There is no friction left. What I do is hold the base of my shaft while I'm going in and out of her. It looks like I'm fucking her. But in realty the thrusting motion combined my hand there means I'm jacking off into her pussy.



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166,528 N, I'm so sorry I told you how I feel last night.  Maybe I shouldn't have.  I just wanted to, just in case.. and the window of opportunity is closing. But now I feel awful and hope I don't lose you. I'm sorry. You're beautiful. I hope we can be friends.



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166,527 Maybe this is coming from a place of complete despondence, hormonal havoc and a dehyrdrated, still-recovering-from-sickness phase of existence. But 2 more cycles of this ‘trying to have a baby' is all I am gonna do now. An IUI and then an IVF. If it doesn't work. That's it . no more.
I make some changes then. Either I leave this relationship…but then I think about the mess that's got to be sorted for that.. the interferences, blame game, division of assets, justifications, paper work, shame and humiliation…and it doesn't look appealing.. .or just leave. Leave a note that nobody is to blame. I just did not have anything worth living for. Nobody except my mom will miss me that much. I just hope it wouldn't kill my mom. It might be a temporary inconvenience for most, but they will get over it.



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166,526 I don't know what to do with my freedom! There has to be someone out there I could help. Send me a sign God! I don't know where to go next!



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166,525 When I'm at a restaurant and order something Italian and the waiter comes over and offers to put fresh grated parmesean on top, I always say no, even though I desperately want to say yes. I don't want to seem piggy.



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166,524 Women, you do realize when you wear a skirt and ride a bike we can see everything. I assume you do it on purpose. Thank you.



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166,523 I do believe you have issues that are well above my pay grade...
And I sometimes wonder if you are going to be one of my great regrets
That's part of why I am trying to enjoy this ride so much
While I still can



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166,522 I chose this look because I know you don't care for it.

It's my way of further protecting myself from you.

I feel if you were to reach out to me, even with all that went down, I would still be powerless over you.

So again, I chose this look because I know you find it unattractive.  I'm not sure how I feel about it myself, but it does feel good knowing that you won't come around sniffing anymore.

Knowing I can move forward safely and absolutely.

I choose me.  

I CHOOSE ME.



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166,521 I was on Twitch earlier watching some random guy playing some random videogame. He was pretty entertaining, but the whole Stream and Play thing never appealed to me, so I was just about to leave up until a donation notification popped up. Someone gave this guy $100 just for providing commentary to a game he was playing. Whatever, someone was feeling generous. Then came another $100, then a $50, then another $100 trying to match the initial $100, then someone got jealous and donated $269...That's over $500 in literally, I don't know, five minutes? So I kept watching, and I did the math. For every ten minutes he played, he was making almost $20. TEN DOLLARS FOR TWENTY MINUTES!

This world is fucked. I can't even get a job at the grocery store for less than minimum wage, yet a stoner can make almost three grand a day playing videogames online. WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.



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166,520 Why do people who have hurt me in the past want me in their lives? You were the worst friend I have ever had. NO, I will not go to your wedding. Thanks for inviting me via facebook, by the way. Very classy.



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166,519 I am bored and lonely.  I want out of this rut....I am clueless on how to spice up my life without spending a lot of money. I already know and have taken advantage of the best of life which is free (love, family, friends, children, exercise, reading, work, etc...) but that leaves things I can't afford....What to do to make my life more interesting?



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166,518 I am bored and lonely.  I want out of this rut....I am clueless on how to spice up my life without spending a lot of money. I already know and have taken advantage of the best of life which is free (love, family, friends, children, exercise, reading, work, etc...) but that leaves things I can't afford....What to do to make my life more interesting?



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166,517 I always try to stay within a few minutes of a toilet.

Go up to the store. Well, okay, maybe.

Hike the Grand Canyon. No way.

Go to a show in a theater. Not really. You are expected to stay in your seat for each act. This makes me too nervous.

I pretty much like to stay home.



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166,516 It's pretty great when you can express how your day had gone to shit rather quickly, resulting in a pretty awesome migraine, making you less than interested in anything symbolizing an venting routine, and when you get home, he's there with take out dinner for all of us.



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166,515 My husband and I are actively trying to get pregnant.  He is so excited and ready for it.  I, on the other hand, have to tell myself at least once a day that I want kids.



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166,514 Kevin: Je est un autre aussi.



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166,513 i love all the proud parents posting their kids Prom pics....with NO IDEA THAT they are gonna fuck that night..or she already has cum in her.



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166,512 I love naked soccer moms. Unfortunately I'll bet they don't know their naked picture is online. Their husbands post the pics hoping to jerk off at the idea that I'm jerking off to their wife. A bit gay if you ask me. But still I like looking at naked soccer moms. Thank you ladies for posing naked even though you have no idea we are jerking off to you.



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166,511 Why do celebrities and other public figures advertise their cancer? Is their need for attention so great that they tell the world about the cancer so everyone will look at them? Even though it's for all the wrong reasons. Twisted.



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166,510 I think the days of the ugly american traveler are over...those fucking chinese fucktards are now the worst.



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166,509 I've thrown away my career and my life so I can stay home and look at porn all day. I make myself ill.



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166,508 I just want to be dominated.  i found out recently that im very into this idea.  i recently spoke to a  guy on tinder who figured it out and when i asked how he knew he said "a dom knows a sub"

I didnt really understand him at that time. but now i get it.  

I just started a new job a few months ago, and i totally have a crush on an IT guy here.  hes cute and nice and has a flirty smile (one of my weaknesses) I couldnt figure out why i liked him so much even though weve had very little interaction.  but today i just saw something.  something in his tone of voice or facial expression, idk.  

but maybe a sub knows a dom too :)



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166,507 Vacant land in my town costs $400,000 per acre.

Except if you are the former mayor buying the land from the town. Then it costs half as much.

Welcome to small town America.



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166,506 I have anger issues. One of my friends knows this all too well and can tell when I'm beginning to lose my temper. Except nowadays I always just quiet down and keep to myself until it passes, which it usually does if the subject is changed. But since my friend can tell she makes it worse because she wants me to express my real feelings. Girl! My real feelings are what's the problem



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166,505 I remember a sexy thing a woman said to me once...

"You asshole... you came in my ass. You promised you wouldn't do that. That shit is going to be dripping into my panties all day."

I still jerk off thinking about that.



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166,504 What a woman once said to me in a breathy whispering tone:

"Ahhh.... put your cock in my cunt."

I still remember it and think about it.

Women, if you want to be viewed as sexy for life, say this to a man.



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166,503 I wish I lived in the Shire.



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166,502 Ask your wife if you can watch. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.



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166,501 Strange weird tale. My internet stopped working. The signal kept dropping and I'd have to reboot multiple times a day. I finally called the cable company. They sent a man over. He checked my cable modem and connections. Everything was good. I then followed him outside where there is a master cable junction box in my front yard. It's the connection point for all the nearby houses. He opens the thing up. I've seen the inside before. It's a panel with about a dozen connectors on it, one for each house. But this time when he opened it up there was something new, a green circuit board with flashing lights was attached to one of the connectors. Quoting the cable guy exactly, he said, "What the fuck?"

He called his boss. Another cable truck showed up. They spoke. They then sealed the junction box back up. They said they were looking into it.

Late that night at like 2 in the morning I heard a vehicle at the bottom of my driveway. I got out of bed and looked. Two people were out there with flashlights. They came and went within a few minutes.

Next day I opened up the junction box myself. The green circuit board was gone. My internet has been perfect ever since.

I don't know if this is related, I suspect it is. A few months later one of my neighbors was arrested for insider stock trading. It made the national news.

Was that some kind of FBI wire tap on our local internet connections? I'm thinking it was. And when they realized it was interfering with other internet connections they quickly removed it. That's what I think.



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166,500 I hate when people talk about me. Don't you have something more intelligent to do? Guess not.



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