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166,699 I'm so fed up with my wife's crap. How can she stand even being with herself. She's so dishonest. She's such a schemer and con artist.

Last month I told her to stop spending. I was adamant. I told her that's it, I'm cutting her off. No more going to Starbucks twice a day. No more getting her nails done every few days. No more buying random gifts for her friends using credit cards that I pay for. Enough!

She was unhappy but said she would stop. She said she had some commitments til the end of the April. But starting May 1st she won't spend anymore.

Fine.

Now I'm looking at the credit card bills. What a fucking conniving bitch. Yes, she no longer pays cash for Starbucks twice a day. Instead she bought herself a Starbucks gift card with $500 on it. She just thought I wouldn't notice.

There's also a gift card purchase at "Super Nails" for $500. I imagine that's her prepaying for her next 20 manicures.

I mean how can I live with such a dishonest manipulative person. She's so greedy. I am so done with this marriage.



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166,698 I've been trying to sell my house. Only one person has come to see it. That was a month ago. The house has been for sale for three months. Today I decided people obviously aren't interested. I decided to drop the price by $100,000. I made a mental note to call the broker this week.

Out of nowhere the broker called me and the person who looked at it a month ago is making an offer $25,000 below what I was originally asking.

Ha, sold!

Wow, karma likes me,



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166,697 Just over a month ago I hurt my foot pretty well at work. Filled out all the paperwork's after several coworkers I sisged my foot could be really hurt. Went down to the doctor. They didn't want to do an xray, said it wasn't broken and sent me on my way. Its been over a month, and it still hurts, and now has a knot again. But I don't want to be a baby about it or a pain in the ass (because I know the paperwork that they had to do was hell), so I will just live with it. But I wanted to share it somewhere to someone because it does bother me. Especially that I didn't stick up for myself and insist on the xray.



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166,696 166690 - Something very similar was happening to my aunt and it turned out to be nocturnal seizures, a form of epilepsy. Those could also be the symptoms of a stroke. I hope you get help soon! :(



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166,695 I studied hard in high school. I went to a good college even though it cost a fortune. In my career I worked late most nights and ultimately did okay in life.

There was a person in my high school class. He was a slackard. He spent his high school years being stoned. He didn't go to college. He didn't rack up any student loan debt. He spent those years hanging out in the park with his dog.

Then he started a dog food company.

And now he is the richest person in town.

Young people, learn from this.



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166,694 My wife gets mad at me because I never say 'I Love You'.

The reason I never say it is because I don't love her. Not at all. You kidding me?? I despise her. I never tell her my true feelings. I try to keep the peace until this chapter of my life is finished. Hopefully that will be very soon.



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166,693 I publicly accused someone of committing a crime (theft). Turns out she didn't do it. The real culprit was caught. Fuck. Now I'm worried sick I'm going to get sued for slander. Why can't I ever keep my big mouth shut!



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166,692 I could really go for some wings right now. And I finally got over my ex. Part of me feels bad that he doesn't want to fuck me or even talk to me anymore, but I don't want to have sex with him either, and I told him that first.

Ha, you should have seen what he said when I said I'd found someone. Even if that someone is just a summer fling (which it most likely is), I've still moved on to that stage in my life. I can't help but be thankful that sobbing girl who couldn't move on is gone.



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166,691 California has no water. How do we think they will grow crops? Where will we get our fruits and vegetables? Did you know 90% of our produce comes from California?  We are about to lose this massive and absolutely necessary source of food. I'm stocking my pantry with canned goods. Let the food riots begin. I'll be in my basement with plenty to eat.



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166,690 There have been a couple a times I've woken up and I had no idea where I was or who I was. I walked around my house staring at things and feeling very anxious. After a few minutes it started to come back to me and I remembered it was my house. Then I'd have a massive headache for the rest of the day. Scary.



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166,689 "one person went" sounds like a real blowout.



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166,688 The older I get, and the more I see liberals posting on social media, the more I think that a lot of them are mentally ill.  Sure, I see right wingers saying some stupid shit, but it's usually stupid shit that for all its faults has been somewhat thought out.  But the liberals I know, holy shit, it's like this kneejerk hatred of anything that doesn't reinforce their value system.  They don't discuss anything, they just mock people, insult people, and then claim they're the tolerant ones.  If you tell them why a $15 an hour minimum wage will raise prices, they simply ignore you and repeat what they believe.  Who the fuck is the 1% and what exactly are they doing?  They don't fucking know, they're just fucking repeating shit.  There's no proof of global warming = "Fuck you you Faux News fucktard!"  Guns reduce violent crime = "Fuck you we have to fucking ban them anyway!"  The Right has their "Super Christians" who are fucking idiots, but it's maybe 20% of them.  The Left is like 80% fucking crazy.



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166,687 Some of us who wander are not lost



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166,686 Things have been fine ever since I told my wife's mother to go fuck herself and keep her fucking angry comments about my kids to her goddamned self.  I don't like being mean, but it works with bullies.



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166,685 I don't believe you ever loved me.  You just wouldn't have acted in that way.  Your mom yelling at you as a child doesn't mean you're free to insult me.  Your actions have consequences, just like hers.  Your childhood wasn't nice and you couldn't wait to get out of there.  Just like our marriage isn't nice, and well, you know.



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166,684 My husband doesn't make me feel safe in our relationship.  I don't mean he's violent.  He's anything but.  It's just that he's always nervous, anxious.  He's always reactionary.  He says things he doesn't mean when he gets mad, or nervous, or encounters any new situation.  Every new moment is ruined.  How he manages to fuck up every situation is beyond me.  I don't feel like he has my back or my best interests at heart.  I cannot rely on him.  

"Let's get a new puppy".  OK, so we research breeds, head to the local shelter, visit and play with a couple of them, research some more, and eventually adopt a puppy.  We are so happy with our decision.  The puppy is great!  The next day he says "I don't think we should have gotten the dog.  We rushed into it."  Mind you this decision was a year in the making.

"Let's save up and buy a house".  OK, so I get 2 more part-time jobs and scrimp and save.  He only has a part-time job while he's in school.  His credit stinks so I finance everything.  I'm so proud to have bought a house for us to live in.  I almost consider it a gift to him.  We excitedly sign the paperwork.  The next week?  "I hate this house.  We never should have bought it.  We should have waited longer."  Mind you we spent months looking for houses and our mortgage was just $100 more than our rent.  

"Let's take our honeymoon in _____town".  So, we buy tickets.  Actually it was all my savings but as our accounts are now joint, it doesn't matter.  He hasn't been back in 10 years and he had such great memories and stories about the town.  I thought it would be nice to visit and he could show me around, perhaps meet up with old friends there.  "We shouldn't have come here."  Mind you he called old friends ahead of time to ask if they could meet up.

"Let's get you a bike babe".  So, we head to the bike shop during their sale.  I've put off buying one for 4 years.  I put the house, dog, honeymoon before my own wants.  Two minutes before I swiped my card at the checkout, guess who ruined the moment...



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166,683 I had a sex dream about my male coworker last night.
I liked it.
I'm not sure what to do to make this a reality.


Or if even want it to make it real.

25/m



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166,682 Dear coworker crush: I turned in my notice today. I'm moving on to a hopefully better place. But I will miss you. You don't care though. I know. I've had so many crushes and they never mean a thing. You're not even the most intense one. So I will get over you, just like I've gotten over all the others.

But that doesn't mean it won't hurt for a while. You hugged me today when I told you the news. It was nice. I couldn't think about it for a while because I was so caught off guard and preoccupied. But now I recall the smell of your laundry detergent.

I will miss you so much.



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166,681 I'm not prejudiced. Just speaking factually. I live in a very white town. There is one black girl in the entire high school. She lives in a newly built affordable housing project. She is a menace. She causes trouble all the damned time. She posts pictures of her nice female classmates with captions like, "Look at the white bitch queen." These girls aren't her friends. She is intentionally trying to torment the nice girls. A few weeks ago the black girl shoved a white girl in gym class. She was reprimanded by the principal. A letter was sent home to her parents. A few days later the black girl posted the letter with the caption "Ha ha my parents don't give a shit stupid white people." Like where is this going? Why does she have to be so mean all the damned time? The affordable housing project was an experiment. The town wanted to add some diversity to the community. I'm telling you, next time an affordable housing project comes up for a vote, I along with 99% of the town will vote it down. The experiment failed.



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166,680 looking through fb...hmm...wow I feel much better about our former situation.



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166,679 must stop eating her poop, must stop eating her poop.....



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166,678 There's no point in being alive if I can't have you.



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166,677 550+ days gone by and still fuck you denise. with everyone else in my life, i have learned to let it go and maybe not become friends again but at the least i did stop wishing death on them. with you, not so much. I love you when u were skinny, fat, smelly, big tirs, no tits, uneven tits, when u were a fucking slob and had wet clothes and stank sneakers stuffed in your dirty ass car. and i loved u when u worked so hard to get in shape.... and when we got fucking married....and when i spent 15k on our honeymoon.... and then u got ur fucking tits done and BOOM, you turned into ur asshole cunty sister.  God I fuckkng hate you.



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166,676 I just want to wrap my arms around her, and tell her one more time: close your eyes and rest, love.



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166,675 Being alive is fucking painful.



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166,674 There is way too much fuc*ing acceptance involved in loving another human being and I am so damn tired, my love.



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166,673 I wish I could protect all the children and animals from abuse



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166,672 I caught up with a former student recently.  When I found out what her activities were at college, I realized I had been dating one of her friends.  Felt exhilarated and dirty at the same time.

Yeah, I came in your friends ass a couple weeks ago.

- M 40 HS teacher, rediscovering college girls



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166,671 Although I still think about you every single day, you did me a massive favor.

I have the best self-esteem I've had in years, I'm in love again, and I feel safe. I needed to work on myself, and I proved to myself that I didn't need you to do that.

I owe you a thank you, even though I wish I hated you.

I wish I still didn't find you sexually attractive.

I wish I could've had one more chance to screw your brains out.



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166,670 I love having sex with college girls. they will do anything for  money. i love seeing my cum on their face. no one knows i do this.



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166,669 Time was running out, and there was no place to go. Something had to give, and I wasn't about to go home with a pant load, so I shit on her hostas.



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166,668 "I just want to help!!  I just want to help!!"

Ohh ... may I polish your halo for you?  Even if you fight & claw at me to do things your way?

It's always about you first.  Not going to waste my time telling you to get over your neediness.



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166,666 I've been here all along, just haven't been using the word paramour...
We're still at it
This wholly inappropriate fondness between us

One thing that is intoxicating to me is his unselfishness as a lover, he wants to please me sexually and not just get his own....Yes, I think his prowess  is also a point of pride for him as a man, but endearing nonetheless.  I like it when a man enjoys giving and not just receiving oral, and when he strives to be good at what he does.  

We often slow dance together to all kinds of music like I never have with another man.  Then clothes start coming off and we keep on dancing until I usually end up dancing for him, in our own little private strip club where I become suspended in a bubble of escape and pleasure



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166,665 I regret so many things in life. It makes me sad to think about them. I know someday all these bad memories will overwhelm me and I'll leap to my death.



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166,664 There's been a lot on facebook about "body acceptance" and "loving the skin your in" lately. Well, maybe I did BEFORE I read the article. Now, I don't. These articles make me hate myself even more because they imply that I didn't love my body before I read the damned article.



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166,663 People in LA are so disgustingly fake. The universe didn't help you, I did. How about thanking me instead of thin air you pompous fuck.



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166,662 I used to always read secrets on this site about someone who would write about their paramour. I miss your secrets, are you two still in love?



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166,661 When I was 24 I dated a 73 year old man. He was wealthly and I thought I could get him to marry me and then he wud die and I'd get all his money. Mostly he'd want to watch me touch myself and dance around for him. A bunch of times he wanted me to suck on his winkled old peepee. I wud pretend to enjoy it but it was gross. Now I'm 36 and he's 85 and never died so I'd still be waiting for his money. I'm glad it only lasted for a few months before I moved on to someone else.



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166,660 We had a conversation a couple days ago and at some point i jokingly told her that she's "vanilla" (into vanilla sex).

Today we had phone sex and she told me to tie her hands up.



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166,659 I have a loving husband but I continue to masturbate about once a week.



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166,658 "But you could always adopt!"  Be ready with a response to that one.



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166,657 You should never have to make up reasons for life-decisions you've made for yourself. If you don't want to have a baby, it should be something between strictly you and your husband. Everyone else can go fuck themselves.



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166,656 She love going to psychics because they are just as psycho as she is.



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166,655 how is it that some people abuse their pets and don't take care of them and the pet suffers and lives a miserable life...but my cat, who was loved and cherished and needed, has to be put down.

thanks, god.



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166,654 We have done as much as we can do here.



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166,653 Jesus CHRIST but my mother-in-law will not get off my fucking back to have a baby.  This is despite the fact that she already has 4 grandkids.

I was ambivalent at best about having kids, but now that I've discovered I have the in-laws from hell AND how bad of a grandfather my dad is, I don't want to have them at all.  I told my husband, and he agrees.  He thought we might do "one and done" but now I've seen how awful our respective families are, he doesn't want any either.

Why would I?  MIL is a stuck up bitch and shameless money snob who would be trying to control how we raised the thing from Day One, sending to the "right" schools and making sure it observed her religion and such.  If it was a girl I'd be afraid that my husband's crusty bachelor older brother would molest her (he's been hands-y with me before), and if it was a boy, I'd be afraid that he'd grow up to be a closed-minded redneck like all the males in our families except my husband.

So I'm researching causes of natural infertility.  Which one will I turn out to have... inhospitable uterine environment?  Endometriosis is winning, though, because it's really common.

Truth is, there's nothing wrong with my reproductive system at all.  My husband and I just don't want kids, and certainly don't want to bring an innocent child into such a hot buttered mess as our respective families.



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166,652 My daughter's mental illness is taking over my life.



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166,651 So my ex finally came back to town for the summer and I have to admit I fucked him the first day I saw him. It was mediocre sex, and I was disappointed. I wanted his presence wiped clean from my pussy.

Last night I fucked possibly the hottest guy I've ever fucked, and it was perfect the way it went down. I met him while I was drunkenly dancing at a club, and we got into each other really quickly. He's got an amazing body but no job, and he's very insecure because of it. Luckily for both of us I'm extremely non-judgemental, so I usually try to coax any fears out of him when I see them. We didn't fuck the night we met but I invited him to my house a few days later and we got it on. I could tell my roommates thought he was sexy, but they knew before he showed up that he was alllll mine.

The best part is, he's just like me! Attractive outside, deeply flawed inside, and straightforward to the point of bluntness. Let's see how well this goes.



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166,650 My honey is a sweetheart but demanding in the bed.
I need to be a good girl and give him perfect head.
Nothing satisfies him like my throat so warm and wet.
And he always says my pussy is the best a man could get.
He ties me up, digs it deep and whispers in my ear.
He rubs my clit and stares me down with fingers in my rear.
He feels my body stir and he knows he's hit the spot,
His muscles pulsing fervishly, he knows he's got me hot.
Arms are tired, knees are weak, I feel my clit is buzzin',
He won't stop, fuck the clock,
'til I've cum a bakers dozen.



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166,649 While giving birth 2 days ago in the water, as I leaned into my husband in the pool, and pushed against him, I had thoughts of fucking him in a violent manner. Seriously who does that?



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166,648 Deaf people are mean.



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166,647 Having trouble getting motivated to go into work today, what a shit show that place is...Wish I could just stay home and get pounded by you. My coworkers have no idea of the thoughts inside my head that get me through the day while I grin and bear it through another shift...



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166,646 I miss my ex-boyfriend. We broke up in 2011 and got back together for a short period of time, then broke up again in 2012.
I still think about him every 24 - 48 hours. I see no point in discussing this with anyone in my life, as I will either seem insane, exceptionally needy, or hear that it happens and I just need to start dating again.
I tried dating. I did online dating when we just broke up and hated it.
I haven't been on a dating site for about 2 years now. I anticipate I will just drown myself in my work and try to push down any feelings I have about wanting to start a family. My Facebook page is 85% girls in their late 20s showing off engagement and wedding pictures and new baby photos. I don't even "like" these posts any more, because somehow a "like" means "I relate" or "I'm happy for you". Make no mistake, I wish them no harm, but I don't want to hear about it because it pains me. And I can't share in the excitement of planning a wedding, none if it seems relevant. Also I feel I am one of those people that won't spend a lot of money on a wedding anyway.

I am sad I don't know how to deal with any of this. And work is going badly right now, and I think to myself...if I get fired - what do I have left?



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166,645 My scream is inaudible, my scream isn't written in my face.
My legs won't bend, my back won't break.

I have too much self control for any of it.
My knees tremble, but they won't buckle till I'm out of sight.

If I start to scream, I may never stop. I'll descend into chaos.


GIVE ME MY FUCKING MEDICATION. GIVE ME FUCKING THERAPY.

Don't tell me "be realistic" don't tell me to "adjust (my) limits."

Fuck you, stop sitting across from me and telling me these things. YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
STOP IT. STOP IT AND HELP ME.



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166,644 Fucking on hay is rather uncomfortable. Too many sharp pointy things.



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166,643 I cummed in my girlfriends mouth for the first time. she didn't like it very much. i dont think she is going to be pleaed when i cum in her ass either.



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166,642 It makes me more satisfied to know that the first time I wore that necklace you gave me after we broke up was the night I got fucked by a body-builder. It dangled on his chin as I rode his cock and now it's cleansed of your energy or love.



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166,641 I need a minute my heart and brain need to catch up with my body...I've never been so close to just literally screaming in frustration.Thank you everyone who has watched me run errands and pack and move stuff. I've just done it all wrong I'm so sorry. I have LITERALLY PUT all of my time, my energy (passed out and slept on her floor so I could keep working on this) I used what little money I had to pay for the storage unit, and put so much energy into packing moving organizing paperwork and hauling bags of just trash and rotten food out of my friends house cause no one else would...she is dying from cancer we knew that she is close to the end. I KNOW that I just....I don't know why I started doing this anymore...I feel like I have been punched in the gut...and I can't fix this. There is no fixing this. There is no get out of jail free card on brain cancer, and liver cancer.No escaping the reality I've pushed myself too hard, I've pushed my reasources to the limit (Not that there were much we live on a half a shoe string budget.) the way I look at it is like this...I've got to finish moving her stuff by the 30th I've got half a tank of gas no money, rent and electric are paid, food is in the fridge...and if I stay awake tonight and shove through laundry I can take one more load over to the storage unit and make sure I get up the driveway on E. for the forseeable future.I couldn't just let her stuff get trashed or get even more gross....someone needed to step up. I did that. I stepped up. I gave away one of my cats to care for kiki, I have half a pack of diapers left and are just all around boned right now. My son needs me. And I need me.Maybe its time to pass the baton, cause this is too much.



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166,640 Here's a secret from someone who's spent two decades in government around politicians and senior leaders: the people in charge depend on the American people's ignorance of the system in order to keep from having to do things or answer questions.

For example, the governor of Missouri said he couldn't arrest the cop who shot that black guy in Ferguson.  Wrong.  That was a lie.  The governor is the head of the executive branch of the state.  The state is a sovereign entity.  Counties and municipalities are administrative creations of the state that may be created or eliminated as the state sees fit.  The executive branch enforces the law.  In short, all law enforcement power comes from the governor.  If the governor wants to set a speed trap in Dumbfuck, Missouri and write tickets, he can do that.  But he's too busy, so "police officers" are hired to do it for him.  This is why he was able to order the Ferguson police department to be relieved of duty when the riots went out of control.  He could have arrested the cop if he wanted to, but he didn't because he didnt want people to know he had this power.

Another example.   It's the same with the President.  The President of the United States can enter any military facility he wants, no matter how secret it is.  Nobody can say he isn't cleared to entered.  In fact, the Preident sets the security clearance structure.  He can decide on a whim to give somebody super secret access to information on aliens if he wants.  If Area 51 doesn't let him in, that's insubordination to their commander in chief at best, and rebellion at worst.  The President can order the 1st Marine Division to knock the door down.  But again, to keep people from asking him about aliens, he pretends he's not allowed to know.



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166,638 When I see a woman refer to her significant other as "my man," I can't help but think they're trailer park trash.  "I went out with my man yesterday."  Where'd you go, to Walmart?



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166,637 My daughter's teacher outright lied about something. He dropped the ball. He didn't follow through. I ended up contacting the principal and the teacher completely lied about what had gone on. How disgusting for a teacher to lie.



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166,636 Maybe you should find someone who believes your lies like you do. The truth gives zero fucks.



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166,635 do truly lonely people know they are?

i dont know why i am still here. it shouldnt feel this hollow



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166,634 When I make enough money I'm going to go back and buy the home where I grew up and burn it to the ground.



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166,633 I don't know what to do anymore. I'm tired of cleaning hotel rooms. I was going to work on getting my bachelors for teaching, which is still probably going to happen... but degrees take time to work on. Sometimes, a longer time than the expected 2 years. It took me almost 3 years or so to get my worthless associates.

And now I'm just wasting away my 20s cleaning these damn hotel rooms for rich people. I can't do it forever, especially while working on my degree. I dont want to be making my body hurt so badly the way it does now when I'm 24-25. I've been toying with the idea of getting a real estate license and selling the timeshares rather than cleaning them. I was hoping that if I worked hard and studied hard and tried my hardest, it'd work. But the reality is-- if you aren't that right salesperson, you don't make shit. There's so many things that could go right or wrong. Do I take the risk and try? What will be gained? What will be lost? I mean, I know the only thing that is totally lost right now is me. Its a horrible, uneasy feeling. I just want to make the right decision and be able to make my rent, which isn't even that much~!



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166,632 I dont care what anyone says....pop those herpes sores right away and you will heal faster!



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166,631 I had BV last year, the meds suck ass! But it's worth it. 3 scripts later, and still BV? My man was sleeping around and keep passing it back and forth between us. Thankfully, my current man isn't like the past one.



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166,630 You can think or believe whatever you'd like. However, in the end you're full of crap and everyone knows it.



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166,629 People like you are the reason why we fail as a country. Just because YOU don't like something doesn't mean you should force everyone else into feeling bad because they do. Smoking, television, soda, so what if these aren't the most healthy of things. In moderation, they're perfectly okay. Sorry you can't exhibit self-control and have to ban something just to avoid it, but I enjoy these things, and I'll be damned if some hipster faggot is going to change that. Go move to Portland with the rest of the hippies, circle jerk in your little yoga circles, then go buy a semi-automatic hand gun and play Russian roulette with your buddies until the problem has eradicated itself. The problem, of course, being you.



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166,628 Two partners. The first complains that I am lying about everything, and that I'm abusive, physically and emotionally. The second partner NEVER mentions anything about lying or abuse. The first partner often accused others of lying when she in fact was doing a lot of lying herself. She would even believe her own lies, which actually is quite sad. It's not always the case with people who tell lies. Maybe they make a mistake and want to cover it up, versus being a full time bullshitter, immersed in their own mendacity.  One is clearly worse. One can be forgiven and the other has no real conscience or sense of shame.



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166,627 I think the most detrimental issue in a marriage is if one partner lies.

Most issues can be worked out. But lying? You can never trust anything being said if one partner is a liar.



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166,626 the least sexy thing I heard from my hubby's mouth during the middle of sex............... snoring



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166,625 Met a new woman in my town. She literally just moved into a low income housing unit with her two young kids. No husband. She was fat, about 200 pounds, with pimples all over her face and arms. He hair was badly died brown. He demeanor spoke of no college education.

And you know what I was thinking the whole time when talking to her?

How much I wanted to fuck her. She gave off a vicious sexy vibe. I could easily see her sucking my dick and begging me to come in her pussy. This is going to happen. I'm going to accidentally bump into her again after she drops her kids off at school. I'm going to feign interest in her life and by this time next week she'll be eating my jizz.



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166,624 Here are some of the least sexy things said to me during during sex:

* I slid down her torso. I slowly removed her panties. I kissed at her pubic hair. I gently pried her legs apart. I moved in and started licking her labia... That's when she said, "Oh yea, sorry about the tampon."

* I'm determined to make her come. I'm grinding into her slowly, while trying to deliberately stimulate her clit. I'm sure she is close. I'm sure she's about to come. I'm sure her whole being is on the verge of orgasm. At which point she says, "You know, I think I'll wear my blue dress tomorrow with my white sweater."

* "It will be an extra $20 for my finger in your ass."



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166,623 Wendy. I still think of you! Shit!



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166,622 If it was you that wrote that post and it was about me thank you. Now I can move on and not need to talk to you anymore.



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166,621 I'm almost 40 and my mom still goes through my things.



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166,620 My husband makes comments all the time and jokes about anal sex how he wants to stick it up my a** but never acts on it. I really wish he would.



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166,619 My best friends brother fucked me on her couch while she slept over 10 yrs ago it was gross and thank god it was over quick till this day I will never admit it. Everytime she talks about her brother I cringe and change the subject just thinking about it now disgust the shit out of me. He's such a gross loser.



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166,618 My husband is terminally ----- dull.



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166,617 I SERIOUSLY hate it when a "man" pretends to agree with everything I say. Be a man. Say what's on your mind. If you have no opinions of your own, how am I supposed to like you? You're not even a person of your own. If you don't even know what I'm talking about, if you haven't seen that movie, heard that song, read that article, don't know that math concept, at least be man enough to let me know and I'll explain it, or  stop talking about it!! Please! Be yourself.



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166,616 My dad is an asshole. I wish my sister would realize that and stop being such a fucking suck-up.



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166,615 I have a piece of black electrical tape over the camera lens on my computer screen. I heard hackers can access the camera and watch people. How creepy!



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166,614 I can fix a dozen things around the house in a day. But if my wife does one simple thing, like empty the dishwasher, she demands I give her infinite praise. Sigh.



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166,613 you're a fat fuck lying piece of shit. You pretend to be other people here and fake injuries and illnesses.  There's so many lies you've told you don't even know what's true anymore.  You were always just a little follower. Everyone hates you. Hardly anyone in your family wants anything to do with you, all your friends have deserted you.  This is not a secret to us however this is most certainly a secret to you because you're clueless.



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166,612 The FOX Paranoia Network pisses me off. I have no problem with actual conservative thought. The idea that we have people dumb enough to buy into the reactionary bull sh+t that Bill O'Reilly & Co. sell scares me and makes me mad.



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166,611 I wish I didn't care but I do.



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166,610 The photo sensitive, and seizure warnings on new video games are cool and all. But, man, on The Last Of Us MP, there need be a heart attack, aneurism, mental breakdown warning.

It's that personal, that violent, that good! Good enough to break fucking controllers over. You can't help punch the table, or scream FUUUUCK, when someone straight-up rocks your world, or slyly shivs you from the shadows. Or even worse, a military grade sniper rifle that opens your head in a single shot.

Jolly good fun.
Seattle M 35 baby.
Time to go break someone's neck, or burn em to the ground.



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166,609 R.I.P Thomas...



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166,608 Your girlfriend is getting tired of your yoga rants and vegan lifestyle, so the other night I took her out for a steak dinner at a nice restaurant. She thanked me by sucking every last drop of cum out of my cock. If you weren't such a douchebag, I would feel bad. But you are, so...



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166,607 I guess your wife could just get a different phone.  Iphones are way too suspicious with their stalker technology.  no thanks.  or she could just say f everyone and have no phone.  i used to have a phone, now i don't.  it's way less stressful than when i did have one.  you can get by, believe me.  people dont understand because they're so conditioned to have a cell and be connected all the time.  call me what you want but im not a slave to this handheld device.



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166,606 I find people are interested in getting drunk and watching tv. I know of no one with motivation, ambition, or drive to accomplish anything. Where did all the smart people go?



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166,605 I don't mind being divorced. It's for the best. The one thing which troubles me is how little effort my husband put into the marriage. It's as if he abandoned me shortly after the honeymoon. Why marry then? Was it some sort of career move? Did he need a wife in order to advance in his job? What a low way to behave. Did he have any guilt that he was using me? He is not a good person. I'm pleased to find out his career has faltered. It's what he deserves.



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166,604 I was using Find My Iphone to track my wife's location. She figured this out a few months ago. In response she would turn off the app so I couldn't see where she was going.

I upped th ante. When I realized she was disabling me from seeing her location, I pushed the button to erase her phone. Oh God was she pissed. But as I explained to her, what was I supposed to do. When I couldn't locate her phone, I had to assume her phone was stolen, so I had to erase it.

Now she no longer disables the Find My Iphone app.

I win.



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166,603 I've always wanted to have a threesome with my ex but I don't have many female friends I'd feel that comfortable with.



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166,602 When I masturbate, I always imagine I'm fucking my online girl friend, although I was a girl, but I have no interest in sex with men, but with women, it was so hot.



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166,601 Every sexual encounter with my husband makes me sad and dissapoints me. I told him that I'm not happ with the way things are right now.
Yesterday he was playing on his iPad and asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. I said Ihad other plans. I took the iPad and put it away and started kissing and undressing him. Soon he was hard and I started blowing him. So this time he fondled my pussy for a while but at some point he just stopped. I was blowing him for like ten minutes and really fucked him with my mouth. He came, I swallowed. I ALWAYS swallow. We cuddled. I thought that he would return the favor once he came down from his high. Nope. He rubbed my arm and held me for another 15 min. And that's it. I went to bed, masturbated and came two times.
I just want him to care enough for me to do something for me :-(



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166,600 Somehow I love you. It's always been you. I hope you can love me back.



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