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166,798 There's something magical about getting drunk before 9am. This isn't something that I do often, it's quite rare, but it sure is weird how it puts the rest of the day into an odd perspective.

With everyone in the house sleeping, no one will know about the drinks, and this makes me giggle. Riding out the buzz, the low, then the increase when I crack the bottle again, really makes the day take longer to go by. AT my age, this is a good thing. I know better, I just don't care!



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166,797 I wish he missed me and was sorry for the way he treated me.

I wish I didn't care and that I didn't think about him anymore.

I wish I could talk to someone about how it hurts, I've exhausted my resources in this area.

I feel like a broken loser.  I feel like I'm beyond repair and this last relationship was the final nail in the coffin.  He knew what he was doing the whole time and didn't feel sorry at all for doing it.  He planned that last time we were together. He played me and did it in purpose.



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166,796 Every year on Memorial Day I'd like to remind our veterans they are being used. Your purpose is to protect the oil supply so super rich companies can keep making a profit. In so doing, you could lose your life. I don't want to see that happen. I wish you would all come home and let the greedy rich fat guys protect their own oil wells.



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166,795 I wud very much like to have an intimate encounter with my bff. I'm afraid tho it cud ruin our friendship.



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166,794 I think as a whole women could be better people if they stopped trying to manipulate so much to get what they want.

Ar the same time I think men could be better people if they stopped drinking so much and took more showers.



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166,793 Secretly, I wish all my exes happiness.



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166,792 One day things will make sense.



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166,791 My secret? Even though you abused me for years and manipulated my head, if I was told that ending my life could save yours, I'd do it in a heart beat. I will always wish for your happiness and want the best for you even though I am nothing but a fading memory to you.



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166,789 I'm 36 and still waiting on life to make sense so I have come to the conclusion that it doesn't, ever.



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166,788 Getting the Mede you need is a good thing. It's only bad when you get hooked on that stuff. They call it voodoo Poonannie. I recall getting some when I was 19. I hit it so much I couldn't eat or sleep I was rail thin. She screwed me down to the bone.



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166,787 Lol , haha your even thought your fairytales amused me sometimes at the end of the day it doesn't change my opinion on you and your wife. You both are psychotpaths. People like you and her make me sick to my stomach . So go head keep thinking you got away with all shit and stalking. Just remember it will come back to you asshole.



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166,786 I know I "should" quit smoking. Well, here's the thing. #1, I like to smoke. #2, I'm hoping it WILL knock some years off my life. I'd rather die too young than spend the last 20 years of my life as a widow or get Alzheimer's or become physically incapacitated. And #3, I'm bipolar and nicotine is self-medication. It keeps my depression at bay. It may be a Devil's bargain, but I'll take fewer years = higher quality of life any day.



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166,785 Title: What I think is wrong with women.

Subtitle: Why I'm no longer married to my wife.

She had to go away for the weekend. Her sister was fixing up a new house. Plenty of painting and cleaning and moving things around. I offered to help. My wife turned down my offer saying there would be no one to watch our kids and they'd just get in the way at her sister's house. So okay, I'd stay home with the kids.

My wife left on the Friday afternoon. She called later that night. We spoke briefly about all the work she was doing.

On Saturday it very sunny and hot. I thought I should take the kids somewhere to cool off. Coincidentally a few days earlier I noticed a webpage open on my wife's computer. It was for a waterfall two hours away. You can climb a staircase to the top of the falls where there's a swimming hole. Perfect. I decided that's where we'd go for the afternoon.

My wife called again. She asked what we were up to. I didn't want to tell her about the waterfall. It was on her computer so I figured she would want to go with us.  I didn't want her to get mad at me for taking the kids without her, so I said nothing. I told her we'd just stay around the house.

A few hours later the kids and I were climbing the waterfall stairs. Very pleasant. We get to the top and find the swimming hole. It was fairly small.  The kids asked if they could jump in. I was slightly hesitant. There was a couple in the water making out.  They were really going at at. It was very inappropriate. This is a family place. Go get a hotel room. I was about to walk away with the kids thinking I'd come back later when the couple was gone.

Then my 10 year old son changed my life in one simple sentence. He said, "That's mom."

What?

I looked more closely at the couple. He was right. It was my wife. My kids were looking at me confused. I was looking at them confused. We all looked at my wife confused.

My same 10 year old son called out so her. "Mom... Mom..."

She stopped kissing the guy and look back around at us. She look pained and paralyzed.

The visit to her sister's house was a ruse. This was some guy she met through running. And in a twist only my wife could come up with, she got mad at me for "snooping around" on her computer and seeing the waterfall info. See, the whole thing was my fault. We've been divorced a year. I don't deal with her anymore, but the kids tell me how she talks about the incident all the time and constantly reminds them how it's all my fault for taking them to the waterfall.

And that's what I think is wrong with women. They can get caught red handed, but it's always someone else's fault.



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166,784 I have been thinking today, and realized that if my boyfriend & I broke up, I don't think I would ever be able to get over him. I think if we do not work out, I will forever lose faith in love and just give up on the whole idea of getting married and having a family.

I'm not sure why I feel this way. He really isn't the best boyfriend in the world. He is a workaholic, has insane OCD and stress issues, and he is unable to adequately express his feelings or emotions at all about anything. For whatever reason, I have fallen so madly in love with him. If we broke up, I don't think I would ever truly be happy again because the truest happiness I've ever known is being with him.

The former perpetually single and independent woman inside of me is so ashamed at these thoughts. Is there something wrong with me? Am I obsessive? Am I just delusional? What is going on?



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166,783 I cannot wait until I never have to see you again. One more week...



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166,782 Hey honey . Are you a closet lesbian ? Seriously your obsession with me is so unhealthy.  Believe when I said that no one is interesting in stealing your man. He is out of style , he is not a spring chicken anymre. Let go and quit obsessing over me. Bye bye Prissy.



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166,781 I feel nothing. I can tell people that I care about them but it is nothing but a huge lie.
I can say the words I love you to my wife and child but I lie when I do.
I can say I haven't felt anything for anyone since I was 10 and now I'm 58.



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166,780 My secret, if she had not fought back, she'd be alive today.



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166,779 Sometimes I wish I could have magic powers so I can make pieces of shit dissappear from life. Yes you , I'm talking about you , leave me the Fuck alone and quit trying to interfere in my life you take stalking to a new level.



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166,778 Can I add to the wife stories?

We were once mid blow job when she suddenly stopped and began reading a magazine.

After a minute, I looked at her like wtf are you doing?

She said she was done with the sex (I had already given her an orgasm) and now was going to read about mascara.

She is now my ex-wife.



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166,777 I'm 35 and has never have any debt everything I have I own  , if I can't pay upfront it means I cannot afford it. My life is quite simple and like it the way as soon as my kid goes to college I'm planning to go in a long trip around the world. I might come back when my kid gets married and has kids .



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166,776 A stupid, lazy wife has nothing to loose, because she has no morals or shame. She will do the same shit with somebody new as soon as the old situation demands effort and dedication. Trash begets trash. Rinse and repeat.



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166,775 I have no debts. I have no assets. Like a child. I've lost the only thing that I ever owned. Me.



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166,774 Today's the day I no longer have to pretend to be sober. I've dumped out my bottle, got rid of any empty bottles and any reminders of alcohol. I know I can do this.



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166,773 I read all these things about boring, stupid spouses who can't seem to add 2 and 2 together... thank God nothing happened between me and Jill.  When I was in college I wanted Jill so badly.  I yearned for this woman.  For like 3 years she was all I could think about.  She wasn't interested in me, and God did it hurt.  She was perfect.  Ours was a love that would blah blah blah.

I eventually moved on.  But when I was 22 I woke up one morning and thought about Jill and said, "What the fuck was I thinking?"  She was dumb as a fucking brick.  Jill was the lesson I needed to learn not to get married until I was older, until I had vetted the person who would be my wife.  A dumb wife is one thing, but a dumb wife can give you dumb kids.

My wife was class valedictorian and has two masters degrees.  We get along fine.  My children are smart as shit.  Everybody in my house is more or less happy.  Jill is still an idiot.



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166,772 Men now are such a huge disappointment. I'm not ever going to find anyone because they are all just unnerving in their Disregard for others, especially women. You, ALL MEN, are lacking in everything in life and it's all letdowns.  I am officially closing up the pussy to all of yall using, careless and non caring fucks. No one deserves to be used and fucked and thought  less of by shitty people like yall.  Yet there yall are. Entitled to...the best pussy in the room? Not even close. I will always be too good to let any cocksucking shithead MALE feel good off my body again. Yall no longer are good enough for THIS.



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166,771 Nobody knows I'm drinking again. It's really hard for me to stay sober. What's even harder is pretending to be sober when I'm really drunk. It kind of defeats the purpose of drinking.  There is no pleasure in drinking anymore.  I have to hide my empty bottles and discard them discreetly. I'm constantly brushing my teeth and drinking water to mask the odor. I think it's time for me to really stop drinking.



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166,770 5'Ǝ guy checking in again.... wondering why - why what? - why everything.... the past makes me mad, the present makes me mad, im indifferent about the future. what is the point? why do people suck so badly? why dont people keep their promises? how do you sleep at night? do you NEVER think about how shitty you are?  i would, i can't imagine being blind to how my actions affect others.

get ur shit together people



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166,769 Hello my friend.  I hope that you are doing ok.  When I've seen you lately you seem quite occupied.  Wishing you good things.



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166,768 I broke up with my girlfriend 19 months ago. She was a below average girlfriend in every area except for two. She could fuck your brains out and she looked damn good while doing it.

I miss what we had in the bedroom so much, I'm thinking about lying and telling her I love her and want to be with her just so I can have sex with her again.

Don't you do it. Don't you dare sit there at your screen and judge me with those judging eyes of yours. I'm a sick man and her puss is the medicine I need.



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166,767 The last time my dopey wife had a job was 15 years ago. She was fired. Of course. I remember the paperwork they gave her at her dismissal. It said "Poor communication skills." Yep.



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166,766 I wonder if I'll get any good sex from him tonight

He sure didn't seem interested in my playful and heartfelt text messages

Maybe shit is getting too real for you?

Or is this current Lamo  the real you?
Your woman wants to be pounded
I need to be made love to and fucked at the same time
Hope you can bring it



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166,765 I can't wait to see what tonight holds...

I feel like you're up to something, I'm just not sure what yet...

Or am I possibly just projecting after what I've been up to myself?



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166,764 I guess if my life revolved around Kim Kardashian & other things from "You Ess" magazine, I'd have more friends & be more fuckable as well ...

FML!!!!



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166,763 Dear husband with the dopiest wife,
At least you don't have to work with her. If she's this deft at home, just imagine the kinda mistakes she makes at work. Or if she doesn't work, most likely that's because she can't...



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166,762 I love the dumb wife stories too! I wish more husbands wrote about them!



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166,761 I have depression. That doesn't stop me from taking care of my body. I'm not going to destroy my liver from alcohol, or eat terrible things all the time and get a disease. People wonder why they have health problems. I'm never going to be truly happy, but at least I'm not creating my own health problems. You have to force yourself to put down the booze. You have to force yourself to get up and exercise. You have to force yourself to make some healthy meals for yourself. Don't cut yourself. Keep the scars off of your body. Physical exertion creates the same effect, so just do that instead.



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166,760 I still hold it against you, finding your ad posting as "single" on the site where we first met when we were still very much together

Love of your life, my ass!!!

Don't worry though, babe, I fucked away most of my disappointment and anger with someone else.  It didn't hurt that his cock was bigger than yours



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166,759 If you are part of the "world's 2%" of the smartest people (your own words)...why couldn't your fumbling fingers get even close to finding my clit the other night when I was jerking you off?!?

Do you have any idea of how pompous you sound when you say such things?



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166,758 I just love these dumb wife stories. It makes me feel like I'm Einstein.



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166,757 The vast emptiness of your words touches us even to this day. The words "I love you" coming from you, couldn't possibly sound more hollow or be more meaningless.



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166,756 Let me explain about my wife's intellect.

It's just the two of us. There is no one else living in the house. She's on the first floor. She goes over to the staircase and calls up to the second floor.

"Honey, are you upstairs?"

Teasing her, I call back down to her and say, "No, he isn't here. He went into the garage."

So my wife goes into the garage to look for me.

Like what? Who the hell does she think is upstairs answering her question? It couldn't be anyone but me. Her brain however doesn't think that far ahead. The voice told her I'm in the garage so she checks the garage.

She's like the dopiest person I've ever met.



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166,755 One more day,
Just one more day.

I have been saying that since I was seven.
I'm twenty-five.
I'm still breathing, I'm still going. . .

One more day.



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166,754 166745 - at Walmart.



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166,753 #16650 Just don't wear one... fuck social norms



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166,752 One year ago today... I can't tell you how special today is to me because you don't love me any more and I can't risk driving a wedge between our friendship. But it's still the best day of my life and I still love you HB



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166,751 We yearn for things, and the burden is heavy. We get the things we want, and the burden is still heavy.



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166,750 I always always always wear a bra but I wish we lived in a world where I could go without and people wouldn't care.



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166,749 I wish I could have been with you tonight...
What I was doing last night would seem to mean the opposite
But damn, sugar, if you'd just nourish this figurine that decorates your landscape now and then....
I feel like you take me as a sure thing
For granted
It troubles me because I know how much you love the chase



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166,748 I think that in the movie Fifty Shades of Grey, the actors who played Anastasia and Christian didn't have any sexual chemistry. It was like watching a cucumber and a bell pepper making love.



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166,747 I have a "friend" who's really, REALLY annoying. He never leaves me alone, has to comment on everything I do and basically needs me to carry him through life. He's so fucking clingy and won't ever shut up and I'm too nice to tell him to leave me alone.

Someday, I just want to tell him, "you're annoying, clingy and I don't really like you. Leave me alone. I'm not your "best friend". I'm barely your friend. Stop."



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166,746 I don't know what to think. I don't know what to say. I don't know where to go. I don't know what to do. All I'm left with is how I feel.



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166,745 I wanna find a couple where the chick is average or smaller sized and where the man is very large. I'm not talking about penis size, I am talking about weight. A smaller girl getting fucked by a guy 400lbs or more. I wanna watch them fuck hard.

Where can I find such a couple?



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166,744 It makes me sad to hear about all the bitter selfish wives some men have, how they berate and demean them, spend all their money and give back nothing but loneliness and lies. You deserve better! My bf's ex-wife treated him very much like that. I can't believe how stupid she is for throwing such a good man away. I feel like I've found a precious gem some other foolish person discarded, too ignorant to understand its worth. I love him, appreciate him, and I'll never leave him.



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166,743 Yeah now you want me to go have fun with you tonight after I've been miserable all week because of you. Would that be rewarding you for your bad behavior? I don't really care because I'm not going to be here with you much longer so I'll let you enjoy me while you can.



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166,742 I would much rather be with a less attractive man who is educated and considerate than a hot piece of meat who treats me like shit and behaves like an animal. Girls who disregard you are foolish, but a WOMAN knows a good man when she sees one.



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166,741 I so desperately want to have sex with older women... it's pretty miserable actually.



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166,740 I want to cry. I can't make the tears come out. Would this make me feel better? Am I stuck? I couldn't touch another for so long, so long that I'm ashamed to admit it even here. It just would have been too weird. really paid a heavy price for not being there when it counted. I don't want to be the person who is stuck on what happened. What happened hurts, and it keeps hurting. It does no good. It's too late. I wish I could cry and make it all go away.



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166,739 HAHAHAHA, my girlfriend screwed her dickhead ex husband over so bad! he tried to beat her down, and she is a great strong woman,,,now he's BEGGING her to take him back. Funny thing is she took a TON of his Viagra in the breakup/divorce!  not that i need it, like that lame-o, but sure i'll try it sometime.  
I mean, there's literally like 100 pills!  and they are 100mg!



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166,738 I am fucking tired. I just wanted to steal some time with you. I do every chance I get. But you are so distant right now I just want to cry. Why do you break me like this? Is it fun to watch me deal with my emotions? Is it fun for you to see me drowning in sorrow and desire all at once. I used to be a Dom. I used to be so confident and in control. How did you pull me into this submissive fucking role?



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166,737 Oh good grief.
I spend 10 years alone only to be stricken silly by a 27 year-old man who is one of my best friends' son??? What is wrong with me??? I am a grown woman and I KNOW when shit is getting real and yes,it just did. If only he did not care about me. But I think the attraction is mutual. Lord help me.



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166,736 @god: sorry for all the porn



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166,735 ugh the guy's voice off of tmz is sooo annoying. i have to wake up & change the channel after i fall asleep from watching the news @ night everytime because his stupid voice wakes me up!



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166,734 What a zany world. A member of our town's Board of Education was quoted in an article in the newspaper. He said he'd like to stop the bullying which goes on in the high school. He's going to host meetings on the topic and get to the root of the problem.

He's right. There's a bullying problem at the high school. It comes down to this one boy. He's out of control. He shoves kids around. He threatens them, saying he's going to kill them. He's cruel. He tells some of the girls he's going to kill their dogs. The kid has some major issues.

You want the kicker? He's the son of the Board of Education member who is going to get to the root of the problem. You couldn't make this stuff up. His own kid is the problem and everyone knows it.

But the Board of Education member is going to grand stand in the newspaper about how he will take care of the bullying issue. How fucked up.



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166,733 Sometime I hate being at work. All I can think sometimes is 'I'd fuck him.' 'I'd blow him, and him.'

Fuck I'm horny.



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166,732 number 707 5Ǝ man...I read the very beginning of your description and i already knew you were some combination of irish, italian and german!  Because i've met guys at that height who weren't bodybuilders that had something about them and they were usually that mix.  you don't have to be tall, dark and handsome.  as long as the man is taller than me, and i find him cute and other things it's good.  i met this guy, he was italian and irish.  yes irish skin...i don't know the rest because nothing happened.  he had a boyish look and he was in his mid-30's, clean cut, held the door open, gentleman.  He was about 5Ǝ, but the way he carried himself was very manly, very sure of everything.  He was outgoing and seemed to have everything in control.  I only met him that time but i think you can tell a lot about someone in how they talk and move.  I had the hugest crush on him for about a year.  He seemed respectful but not a pushover.  That combination plus being a gentleman and boyish looking is crazy.  so i totally believe you were with 8's, 9's and 10's.



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166,731 My boyfriend and i were together for 4 years, and broke up for about a year.  He had been verbally abusive and got physical at times, slapped me here and there when we were together.  The thing is, when you know your boyfriend might slap you he doesn't even have to for you to be scared, you know the possibility is there.  I found out he was on a couple of dating sites so i broke up with him.  (Yes i know, that was what made me break up, not the abuse.)  He promised he changed, I went back to him.  But I laid out everything I was worried about from the start, and how I want it to be.  I told him I needed to take it slow.  He wants me with him like I was before, we saw each other a lot.  I am not ready for that right away.  It's been a couple of months and he's telling me he needs to see me more, and I feel bad because He just wants my company.  There's nothing wrong with that.  It's sweet.  But I feel like he's insisting and I don't know how to handle it other than telling him that I am not ready for that.  I sleep over a night out of the week and we talk everyday.  I'm still seeing if he changed or not.  For the most part, he seems to have changed his actions.  I don't feel scared when I'm with him, so that's a huge thing.  He stopped putting me down.  There was one night that we had sex and i fell asleep after, and he wanted more.  I guess he had been trying to wake me up but all i know is i woke up to him mad because he needed to cum again and I wasn't in the mood.  I kept saying "but i was sleeping" and he was like "ok but you're up now.  so why can't we fuck now? let me guess, you don't want to now."  I really wasn't in the mood especially at that point, but I did it anyway.  That time, maybe a couple of times of him talking over me when we argued (but overall if we argue it's not bad like before) and the fact that he's insisting we be together more (and im not ready to) are the only things that resemble how he used to be.  I don't know if it's part of the process of changing and no one is perfect, or if this is the real him coming out again.  I'm just scared because i do love him, and what if i do eventually go with him and he acts in these ways because we'd be living together?



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166,730 I have a daughter, 9 years old and beautiful. I don't love her at all.



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166,729 I feel trapped in my relationship. I screwed up and he forgave me or said he did and said it wouldn't change his feelings for me, but he's colder and it's so different than before. I feel trapped because I don't want to hurt him more by breaking up, but he doesn't even seem to realise how much it hurts.



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166,728 Many years ago, I use to be one of those "too cool for school" pretentious music cunts. Thank God that I got away from that particular backwater hole of the rock and roll twatosphere. Now I listen to whatever I want and who cares what anyone thinks, except...despite their best efforts to annoy the hell out of me, I now secretly appreciate the Dead. I have a nonstop reel of tape in my head playing "American Beauty" Suck on that, clowns.



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166,727 I have grown so much since the breakup of me and my girlfriend.  If she only knew the most amazing woman that I have now trumps her in every way, especially in the bedroom.  I too....love moose wings.



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166,726 I admit I do myself more than my husband does me. We'll have sex possibly once a week. Then I'll take care of business solo for a few other days during the week. I'm afraid to ask him for more. He might think I'm obsessed with sex.



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166,725 I'm sorry



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166,724 Is she putting my penis in her, or am I?



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166,723 I walked The Path for a year. Believe me, there is no greater travail than the one the mind creates for itself.



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166,722 I really do love you

Though my actions may seem rather contrary



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166,721 I fucked you again tonight...I write my regrets for it here before I wake and feel them in the cold light of the morning.

Thanks for telling me you thought I was a " bit slutty" when you met me...Oh, sigh, man double standards....I sure am not the one who took vows....Look at your own damn self before you cast aspersions on the one you're doing it with!!!



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166,720 I just think that sex doesn't feel good for women, that they fake it and get bored with it so easy. While the guy grips his penis to simulate a vagina to orgasm, a woman rubs her clit with her finger instead and doesn't need a penis inside her for anything. The penis is a selfish tool that the girl may not even want but the guy has to put it in. He has to because it feels so good. It's easy to know that sex is Way way better for a man than it ever could be for her. In fact I feel sorry for women who have to put up with sex. My penis is designed to just take advantage of a girls vagina for my pleasure leaving her unsatisfied and even possibly used. Degraded by the man's selfish lust.

  I can't believe this isn't more well known as common knowledge.  I am a bad person for wanting sex. I'm sorry my penis wants inside a vagina. I'm not a mean person but feeling this way makes me sad for myself and the girls who have to put up with having a penis inside them.



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166,719 I hate that I still want you Greg.  But  I  will still say no every time.



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166,718 Never understood why sex and masturbation is considered taboo.



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166,717 I have a friend who comes over to my apartment to print because she doesn't want to waste the ink in her printer. She's says ink is too expensive.

Well hello dolly! Where do you think I get ink? From the ink fairy? It's expensive for me too! Please don't make me be the bad guy by shooing you away. Take responsibility and stop leaching off of others!



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166,716 One thing I never told you when we were together, was before we started fooling around and having sex, I always wished when I reached down your panties I'd find a nice, hard cock. I thought for sure I would find one, but nope, just pussy. Good ol' pussy.



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166,715 Multiple people have said I'm one of the brightest people they've met, and that I could go places in life. The aspirations to discover new things and accumulate wealth and improve the world are real enough, and they aren't my secret.

No one else knows that I'd throw it all away to be a well cared for housewife for the right guy.

When I meet him I probably won't tell him either.



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166,714 "I hope things at home are better for you."  You dodged a bullet my friend because my home life fucking sucks.  About to change drastically for the better for me.  I won't have any money but I could give a shit.  The fact that you thought that actually mattered to me - the money - made me realize that I dodged a fucking bullet too.



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166,713 I think Bruce Jenner could be a very beautiful woman. Once he has the operation I'd consider fucking her.



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166,712 I'm almost free. A few more months and I'll never have to see her again. I dislike her so much that when I get to pick up the kids to come stay with me, I'll going to get someone else to do it and bring them to my house. I never want to lay on eyes her again for the rest of my life. I never want to get a phone call from her. I never want to get an email from her. I'm going to use a third party go-between every time. This will drive her insane.



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166,711 That member of that 19 Kids & Counting family not only is/was guilty of molestation ... he's acting repentant about it.

Guess what?  Instead of laughing or awwwwing at that, my give-a-shit is busted but good.



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166,710 I have many dreams: To be a famous musician, to write books, to write plays, to end world hunger (or at least some of it. All of it would be unrealistic), to teach kids with disabilities, to travel the world, to make a scientific discovery, to be rich, to have my own talk show. I feel like, even if I achieved every one of those things, it would mean nothing because I don't have you by my side. You complete me. I hate it when people say that other people don't complete you. That's not true. You complete me. You're my missing piece.



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166,709 The only thing slightly more useless and unwanted than a shitty wife is a shitty ex-wife.



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166,708 Some people must be inherently insecure.
My husband must be one of those people. It's like the perfect mixture of narcissism & insecurity. In order to over think the projection of oneself one must be a not narcissistic, right?
& when anyone spends that great deal of time assessing oneself, one will find flaws. We find them when we're NOT looking, right?
My husband is building the backyard fence which was taken out by a tree that fell from our neighbor's yard. It wasn't his responsibility but he's taken the project on. Not out of the kindness of his heart, but my guess is he's proving something. To himself maybe. I can build this fence on my own.
The neighbor behind us is a woman our age. They have each other's numbers and text regarding the fence. He's talked to her on and off since the fucking fence went down. Now they talk when he's back there working. She has a boyfriend who lives with her. They talk too. I have not talked to either of them, because I don't fucking care to.
First tip he was attracted to her is how often he mentioned her.
Then it's this fence building drawn out ordeal.
He's running around getting this shit done, by himself & not pressuring her to even pay for half of it (when it's all her responsibility since the tree was in her yard.)
This morning he says he thinks she must not know many people who do their own work like this. What do you mean I ask, and he replied "well she asked how long it would take & I told her maybe 48 hrs. She seemed surprised."
He may as well have said she seemed impressed by his work ethic & abilities. Her boyfriend obviously can't do it or he would have offered his help. My husband is fucking pathetic if he needs to impress the neighbor. If he needs to one up every dude his age.
He's always got to be smarter, more capable, blah blah blah.
I'm sick of it.



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166,707 im not tall, dark, or handsome but i have dated and married beautiful women. I would say im average looking... 5Ǝ 175# shaved head. no facial hair. no hair really anywhere. irish, italian, and german.... got the irish skin and the italian cock. I make mid 50's and have had a stable job since i was in high school. you know how i pulled all these 7,8,9's?  im clean, i listen, im respectful, im punctual, im very smart and very quick witted and funny. I don't drink or do drugs. I know how to fix anything and have my own tools. i hold the door for people. i say yes ma'am and no sir, parents love me. i can wheelie a sport bike and then crush you at jeopardy. im honest, and trustworthy and my word means everything to me. i can keep a secret. people consider me a great catch...but i have only felt that "i cant live without you" love TWICE  in my 41.5 years - both times they devastated me emotionally and financially. and every time a relationship ends, the girl always comes back and says they should have never let me go. every. single. time. im not a punk, or a sissy. i will punch the shit out of someone. but im also not a meathead and girls, especially the really hot ones, seem to LOVE those morons. they cant find their ass with both hands and a map but they are nice to look at?  i cant compete with them in that department.... did I mention im a single parent who raised his now 16 year old son his entire life and i babysit for my first ex wife and her 3 daughters who are 8, 5, & 2 just because she needs the help.... but yeah, im still not a meathead.... i dont lift bro.... Not ONE time in my life has a girl looked at me twice.... walked by and turned around... not ONCE.

you extra pretty girls should give us average looking guys a chance... maybe call me when ur tired of the bars and the gym talk and the caveman attitude.

until then, i will keep making $ and waiting to meet that one someone who ISNT full of shit.



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166,705 I hate my wife. We discussed the future lifestyfle before getting married. Now that we are married she is trying to change everything. She ruined my life. I hate her I hate her. Sometimes I feel that I should kill myself.



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166,703 "We need to plan for this...we need to discuss this, etc" which was always met with resistance, eg. "we'll worry about that later" She needed new toys and playmates, not a family with kids and responsibilities. People change agendas in the middle of marriage and it's unfair to their families and it's unfair to the institution of marriage. It gets very complicated when you're dealing with someone who is immature and can't be bothered with making adult decisions. And yes, this is supposed to be ferreted out in the dating phase, but love conquers all, right?



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166,702 I fucking hate you. Mother.



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166,701 I woke up crying this morning. I don't know why.



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