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167,399 What you may not remember is that the universe decided to
"marry" us lifetimes ago.  
No worries just enjoy life until we meet again.



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167,398 You may not yet know this, but we are going to be married one day.



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167,397 I can't afford to take my children away on summer vacation. :(



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167,396 I've been looking for a new house. Something I've done, when a broker shows me around an empty house, I make a point of unlocking a sliding glass door leading to the backyard. The realtor never notices. Then that evening I come back to the house and look around some more. I'm not stealing anything. As I said the house must be empty with no one living there. I do this because I want to take my time. I don't want the realtor looking over my shoulder. I'm probably guilty of breaking and entering but hopefully the homeowner and police will understand.



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167,395 love being in Boston. Great trip. Got a job offer! Even got a place to stay. I'm not leaving! Let the wild rumpus begin!



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167,394 We don't need stricter gun policies over all of this shit. Most likely a false flag anyways, adding flames to the fire of the race war. What we need is to no longer allow Confederate diplomacy, it stands for something so outdated, and its no longer feedable to accept that dualistic 'I am better than they' view point. We need to stop promoting bigoted individuals who wish to keep that horrifying regime. Put them out of power. Teach our kids about UNITY damn it, not separation due to gender, skin color, biased & oppressive religion, etc. And last but not fucking least, STOP LETTING SOCIOPATHS BUY AND OWN GUNS OR ANY WEAPON. We have in a place a bureou of mental illnesses, disorders and such; why not impose a routine test/screening & even blood testing (to check for psychoactive medications) upon an individuals want to register themselves as a carrier. There are ways to prevent and destroy this epidemic, but the Elite just want us to panic and fight one another.
Peace be with planet Earth, I'm doing my best to diffuse the darkness so violently exposing its head.



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167,393 i saw your pussy on the computer, how ugly, now I know why you are so depressed.



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167,392 "I will build a wall to keep the Mexican rapists out of the country". Now that sounds like a successful foreign policy.



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167,391 I took the dive.
I fell flat on my face.
My life is a train wreck.
It's no ones fault but my own.
Though I thought that I would be able to climb back up.
The world sees what it wants to see.
I'll just stay here and hope I don't bother anyone.
Though that's unlikely, regardless the silence of my presence, it still seems to bother someone. FML.

I'm okay. I'll be okay. I'm just dead while living.
Sorry to bother you.



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167,390 I laugh at how hard you tried to hurt my feelings. Newsflash you are a nobody who is obsed with me for whatever reason. You don't pay my bills honey , so go ahead make up stories about my family who are untrue , post all the photoshop pictures all over the internet , I don't care. I don't seeks peoples approval not even the one the pays my bills . You are just a jealous bitch ,. I know where I came from who my family are and where they come from and that's all matters. My family raised to not give one poo about other peoples opinion.  Btw why all the hatred towards a person who you even know personally? Don't you have something more productive to do instead of being obsessed with me?  HAHAHa I just pray that day that karma gets you , I'll get to see it so I can laugh at you. PS I know some embarrassing  stories about you and can get access to your not so perfect (phoshop) pictures of your self , I could do exactly the same post them all over but I chose not to not because of being afraid of you but because I believed in karma.



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167,389 Deep down I'm gay. Oh, and I'm married. Yes, my life is confusing. No one knows how much I struggle with this conflict, not even my wife. Definitely not my wife.



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167,388 I've reached out and told pretty much everybody who I thought loved me and cared about me that I've been having a really, really hard time lately and need help.  Family, friends, significant other.... nobody listened.


Saw a therapist instead. Guess this is what life is. Nobody who 'loves' you cares to listen...so you have to pay somebody to listen.



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167,387 I'm trying to go vegan.
I haven't told anyone about it yet because everyone will think I'm a tutti fruity yuppie.
No, I am just trying to think about my health, & every single study I've read suggests that the healthiest diet is whole foods & plant-based.
I don't like meat so it should be easy for me.
Cutting out the dairy won't be easy...



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167,386 In church I never listen to the priest's sermon. Usually I daydream about sex.



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167,385 My secret, the key to becoming a great academic student is NOT to study all the time. Take a break and go for a half hour jog everyday. Yes, you lose half an hour of study time. But it clears your head and your remaining study time is so much more productive. Good luck.



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167,384 People immediately assume I'm a bad person because I'm ugly. It's not fair.



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167,383 382:  My problem is that I would act on it, even though I know I shouldn't. I'm too weak when it comes to him...no matter how much he upsets me. Oh, I guess I'd be too scared to actually have an affair...not scared of being caught, but scared of getting hurt and scared that he'd think less of me...but I do know that if he asked me to leave my family for him, I would. I live with constant guilt because of that. I guess it doesn't really matter, he doesn't love me or want me.



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167,382 380/381. My secret is exactly the same. To the t. This person is very close to me, but I'd never act on it. My thoughts still plague me though.



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167,381 And then other times I want to smash in his face...not that I would. How can someone be so kind, and yet so cruel? I guess we're both like that. Maybe we are hurting each other because we are hurting. Or maybe I'm only hurting myself and none of this was real.



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167,380 For years I've been pleasuring myself to thoughts of a man I'm not with. Now that it's clear that nothing will come of my feelings for him, I'm finding it hard to stop. I think of him in a sexual way an innumerable amount of times each day. It's so that I prefer fantasizing about him to having sex with my spouse. I'm addicted to thoughts of him with an erection...whether it be thoughts of him stroking himself alone while thinking about me, or thoughts of me rubbing/licking/sucking/riding it. I've never craved a penis like this in my life. It's become my obsession, and I feel like I'll die incomplete if I never see/feel/taste it. I'm not a pervert. I'm just completely in love with this man, and to be intimate with him is my greatest desire. Sometimes the longing is just so painful; I'd rather be dead than suffer this yearning.



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167,379 I am a great provider, Dad and husband. My secret is that i dont have one real friend,not one. Men, dont give up your friendships for work or your wife like i did. Your kids grow up, you and your wife lose your closeness due to the stress and strains of life and you are left all alone. Ive reached out to old friends i ignored to get ahead at work or hang with my wifes chosen friends and they are not interested. Bitter because i let the friendships die. I dont blame them one bit. My fault. I wish i could go back to 1985 and redo my life. I would work less and treasure my friendships. M/54 years old and a lonely soul.



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167,378 My underoos keep bunching up. I think I'll go into the ladies room and take them off. My skirt is short though. Oh my! I have to be here for another 2 hours with 100 more people. This will be fun! Ʉ



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167,377 He said he's turning me into the cops. I don't know if he was telling the truth or not. I'm sitting here all day waiting for the sirens...



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167,376 I'm sick of people I've grown up with not giving a shit about me, or thinking about me, or including me.
I'll start with my own sisters. 3 of them I don't even talk to anymore! Not because we had a falling out but because they just don't find me important enough to call or visit or anything. :-(
Friends I grew up with...
Let me trickle it down even to Facebook! There are good friends that I notice have become FB friends with schoolmates/old friends from elementary school. Do THOSE former friends send me requests? No.
One guy I have known since I was 4. I used to have play dates at his house. Then we went to school together. Then around 4th grade, he changed schools. I saw him again in high school. We talked & I felt like I'd reconnected with an old friend. Then nothing for years. I would talk to him mom at the college. She worked there, I went to school there. She got me a job. One day when o went to visit with her, there's her son! I was surprised to see him after several years, & feeling we had been friends and known each other our entire lives, I gave him a hug, at which he froze up, & didn't reciprocate. It made me feel awkward. I felt bad for hugging him.
That was the LAST time I saw him. He's FB friends with all of the old classmate friends I have on FB but never once requested me to be his friend. His WIFE even sent me a request. I mean, Jesus. She treated me more like a friend than he did & I barely knew her.
I think most people are just really unaware of how kind some people are.
I'm kind. I am a kind person, but I'm beginning to wear thin.



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167,375 I'm so glad I have nothing to prove. I'm not too cool for school. I don't have to be the life of the party. I don't need validation or acceptance. I'm ok with who I am. Time is short, and I'd rather focus on what really matters. I would never let my ambition drive a wedge between me and those who love me. That may be okay for you, but you are missing out.



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167,374 The only help I need is for you to stay out of my life. That, and a live-in maid.



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167,373 I think you're a manipulative, selfish jerk. Maybe I'm lucky after all that she's stuck with you. At least the one I'm with isn't playing around and being unkind to others. Maybe he's the better man after all.



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167,372 Some people can't be helped.



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167,371 My wife's laugh is awkwardly loud. It hurts my ears (and everyone else's ears). It's so loud that in a restaurant people from other tables start looking in our direction. I love her. I stand by her. But I wish she could reel in her laugh.



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167,370 Someone posted naked pictures of a woman in my town. She's divorced. I assume she was dating someone and he took the pictures and they broke up and he's angry so he posted the pictures. I feel bad for the woman. Everyone has seen the pictures.



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167,369 350 I agree about children being out of control. It is the parents fault that they don't teach their kids to be condicirate. You are not the only person around. On the New York City subway and these school kids -teenagers -who should know better ,are not talking but screaming at the top of their lungs. WTF? "shit" and "fuck" are stop words and used indiscriminately . I watch tourists on the train looking on in horror at the behavior of these American  barbarian kids. I do blame the parents....In restaurant people are shouting and you can hear the conversation from across the room. Any other place in the world you never even hear the conversation at the table next to you. Please start behaving like adults and be aware that you are not the only person in this world .No wonder people se Americans as crude and not civilized. You are snot the center of the world!



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167,368 Here's a tip. It's not "underground" when you shine a light on it. Thanks for ruining the fun though!



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167,367 The economy sucks everywhere, it's not just the USA . My father went to Germany last year and told me how bad the economy was there he knows a couple guys that got transfer over there a few years ago and they are doing horrible financial , their hours has been cut for over a year and some of them are thinking on going back to their countries. Btw I'm talking about highly skill professionals with a lot of work experience on their field.   Sadly the economy is like a domino effect on todays world if one country or continent is doing bad the rest are not doing so much better.



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167,366 I love summer and the beach.  I don't go to the beach.  I just love it when women post their beach pics on Facebook.  I jerk off to them.  A lot.



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167,365 Donald Trump for President? Some people laugh. Not me. I like the idea. The man made $9 billion. I invite anyone who made $10 billion or more to make fun of Donald. Everyone else might show a little respect to the man. He's smart and funny and puts up with no bullshit. He's the guy who knows how to get things done. He's not some molded politician with a team of policy wonks telling what to do and say. Donald Trump is like the most real person who ever ran for President. What a welcome relief it is to see a man like that, instead of all those Ken dolls in pressed suits.



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167,364 I'm always on the look out to trade up to a better husband. By better I mean richer, more successful. I know I sound crass but it's my life were talking about. If something better comes along why not take it?



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167,363 I have panic attacks if I exercise. Think about it, I exercise and my heart starts to beat fast, which causes a panic, so my heart beats even faster. It's terrifying. This doesn't bode well for a long life.



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167,362 A group of irish kids were killed in a balcony collapse in America. I'm dying to create a meme where Bart Simpson says we can eliminate BC in our lifetime but know I'll be lynched if I do.



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167,361 Why are so many people who think nothing of cows and sheep being killed complaining about chinese people eating dogs?



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167,360 In my late teen years and early 20's I was single. I'm not a stunner, I'm not ugly, but I know I don't turn heads. I'm heavily into my comics, games and sci-fi fantasy films/books/tv. I finally found a lovely group of friends and my husband who is a geeky and silly as me. He's not what I would have normally gone for in attractiveness but I remember when I first met him clicking straight away. It didn't matter that he didn't fit my usual attractive norm, he has so much beauty.

Since being married though I have been approached by several different men, including guys I'd never would have had a hope in hells chance with before. I've not changed at all I'm still geeky ol' me, I think they've changed. As they're getting older they're wanting girls that avoid drama and don't care if they spend a weekend in playing games or watch films. A girl with more in common with them, may not be overly gorgeous but can hold a conversation about something they're interested.

I don't know why, but sometimes I get annoyed that they don't notice I'm married (I don't hide it, it's on my fb profile and I wear my wedding ring) and sometimes I'm annoyed I'm married because some of them are gorgeous. But I love my husband, he gets me like no other :)



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167,359 Thank you for tonight, dear paramour~

Dancing for you was a lovely break as I try and learn my craft

And please kindly fuck off, anyone who wishes to stab me in the neck.

Paramour, paramour, paramour
NaNa na Boo boo



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167,358 I'm so relieved.

I've finally given up. It feels so good.


I'm so tired of the constant pain and sorrow. It'll all be over soon once I end this.

I'm finally happy.



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167,357 My husband will pull over to the side of the highway if he sees a new looking box or bag on the shoulder. His logic is that it fell off a truck or the roof of a car. At first this would embarrass me. But he's gotten some great stuff like a filing cabinet, a dry-erase white board that even had the magic markers inside, a beautiful wooden chair, a brand new drill. He also found a box of long clear plastic tubes. I asked what could he could possible do with them? He took them over to a plastic supply store and they paid him $100 !! He also brought home a bag of groceries. Those I didn't keep. I'm not going to eat food found on the side of the road. I dropped the stuff off at the local food pantry.



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167,356 My mom always talks about how selfish and terrible people who commit suicide are. I've told her once or twice that I've felt suicidal and I wonder if this is her way of trying to keep me from doing it. If so, it isn't helping in the least.



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167,355 I'll never forgive you. I'll only pity you. Good luck.



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167,354 With all these rockstars getting broken bones lately (first Chester from linkin park, Dave Grohl and a few others) I can't help but think there's a conspiracy going on.



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167,353 I seriously hope my ex isn't somewhere thinking I have any motive to talk to her, or interest, etc. it was a long time ago. She is free, and happy (I hope) I feel like I barely know her well enough to even say that much, but that is the extent of it.



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167,352 I fear for my children and their standard of living.  

Globalization has sucked the life out of our country.  I see our hollowed out manufacturing ghost towns, urban gardens in Detroit where high paying factory jobs used to be.  Generations of trade knowledge lost and jobs shifted to Mexico or other third world economies.  

I see employees training "Temporary Foreign Workers" to take over their jobs.  I see very high paying knowledge-based white collar jobs shifting overseas and salaries dropping.

I see that the middle class has disappeared entirely and those left standing taxed to death.  I see lots of very greedy corporations sitting on a ton of amassed wealth and heavily indebted government bodies doling out their defined benefit pension plans to the privileged few.

I see Germany, who never sold out her people or traded away her strong manufacturing economy for working at Walmart and living on food stamps or worse, McJobs.  Germany, the economic powerhouse of Europe, could buy a bankrupt Greece.

I see China and India rising, double digit economic growth, 25, 50, 100 year long government infrastructure and business planning, empowering the middle class.

I see a race to the bottom for the rest of us and will be teaching my kids to speak Mandarin and Hindi so that they can greet their future employers in their native tongue.

Think of this when voting.



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167,351 I live in a community where the high school students are delightful... it's the parent who are the ugly bullies.



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167,350 I hate the sound of children playing. I absolutely hate it. Doesn't matter if they're laughing or screaming. I cannot stand the sound of children playing. It instantly sours my mood. Even if I'm in a good mood, I instantly become grumpy when I hear children screaming and laughing.

My backyard neighbors have grandchildren that are beyond obnoxious. I hate the sounds they make. I hate hearing them scream, laugh, cry, etc.

I work next to a restaurant with outdoor seating, and there are always children. Annoying, awful children.

But I only partially blame children for being so fucking annoying. Mostly, I blame their parents. Because they don't care. They have the mentality of "kids will be kids" or some such bullshit.

I don't buy it.

Growing up, my sister and I spent a lot of time at my grandmother's house. We would have friends over, too. Because she had a pool. And even though we were outside, my mom would always make sure we kept our voices down. Because there is no fucking need to be screaming, even if you are outside.

It's a pathetic excuse. To say that kids are loud because they are kids. Adults can be loud, too. The cheering next-door is proof of that. There's a game of some sort on, and the adults are being very loud. But only when they cheer. They aren't exceedingly loud all the time.

Far too many children tend to be far too fucking loud far too fucking often. And it pisses me off to no end.

People laugh, and ask what I'm going to do when I someday have screaming children of my own. Simple: I will NOT have screaming children of my own. Because I will not tolerate that unnecessary behavior.

I'm really glad I haven't had kids yet. I have zero patience for them. And I don't think that would change, even if I had my own. Right now, they are incredibly annoying to me. And I just wish they would all go home and stay the fuck away from me.



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167,349 Gotta hate when you click with a woman, get in a relationship, say you love her, then she puts on about 15 lbs....and stops goin to the gym, and eats junk food.
BUT... i would never get married. So, if she keeps this up, she will be dumped.
DON'T GET MARRIED...KEEP THEM ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR!!



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167,348 You have no power over me.



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167,347 My best friend was my dog. He died. I can't get another one. It would be like your child dying so you go to the store and buy a new one...



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167,346 I was so weird in high school. I too desperately wanted a girlfriend. I'd follow girls around and make them weird presents. They tolerated me I guess because I was sincere. In the end I did find a girlfriend. We're still good friend 40 years later. Wish I had been more normal back then though.



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167,345 I HATE when I put in tremendous effort to find the facts and someone comes along and in two seconds dismisses all my work by saying MAYBE I'm correct.

FUCK YOU! There is no MAYBE.



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167,344 I don't drink. I don't look at porn. I don't watch TV. I don't beat my wife. I'm always there for my kids.

I try to be a good person. I help people whenever they need it.

With all that, there are still disgruntled angry people who try to bully me and pick on me and attempt to make me look bad. I'm left a bit disgusted with people.  Can't you just behave for a change?



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167,343 So many of the students in my children's high school cheat on the finals. For example, one class will take the English final on a Monday. Another class will take the exact same exam a few days later. Of course the students who took it Monday tell their friends what's on the test. Of course they do.  My children stay out of it. They have morals and don't want to know the exam questions before hand. They probably get a lower grade. But I'm proud of their lower grade. They are the only ones who passed a different more important type of exam.



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167,342 I fingered a strange girl on the dance floor of a crowded club. She let me do it for a long time while we were dancing. Then she was gone and I never saw her again. My finger smelled like her when I woke up the next day.



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167,341 So last week I met a guy, and we clicked pretty instantly. One night of flirting and all of a sudden we're practically dating. He's just like me, in all the best and worst ways. An imperfectly perfect kind of thing, which is what makes it more perfect.

The only problem is I gave him HPV and told him I had just found out, even though I'd known way before I met him and didn't want him to reject me. And I fear that while things are perfect right now that eventually he'll find out and leave me forever. And trust me, if he found out he'd surely leave me for lying. I wish I had just told him the truth



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167,340 The lights were turned down. We were dancing to Madonna, "Get into the groove." Then she started grinding on me and moaning. I was wearing gym shorts, and she kept jamming my cock in her crotch, moaning and delerious. After some time of this, her top came of and she was just in her underwear. I decided to take her underwear off. Her pussy was beautiful. I could see that her clit was swollen, which wasn't a surprise. Then her sister started sucking on her nipples,  which I did find shocking. After a while of this, she said she wanted me to fuck her. We ditched the sister and I took her to the bedroom. Nothing much to say. I gave her what she wanted. It was magnificent. I came so hard that it hurt. She was so fucking beautiful. Those are the ones you wish you never had let get away. It's one of those siren situations. I think of it every time I hear that song.



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167,339 Keep the dog. Where there is love, there's a way.



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167,338 167322 keep the dog. You will find a way to manage. You will break your heart, the dogs heart and your baby will miss out on an incredible gift of a loving and devoted pet. Avoid the heartache.



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167,337 I'm really frustrated with him right now. I want to connect and play, but I suppose he has better things to do, and/or he just doesn't care. Actually, I want more than games, so it's better this way.



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167,336 After seeing voyeurism pornography on an internet website, I'm suddenly paranoid and have been closing my curtains at night!



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167,335 I'm in love with a straight girl



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167,334 I'm really frustrated with you right now.



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167,333 When I close my eyes he's here with me. There's nothing you can do to take that away.



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167,332 I feel so incredibly stupid. My entire life I've been a dog lover. Me and my husband stupidly decided to adopt a one year old while I'm 5 months pregnant. There are some positives. I definitely feel safer when I'm home alone, and I am so in love and attached to her already. But realistically we aren't in a financial place to really have a baby let alone a dog! But our hearts are in this and our head is not. I'm considering rehoming the dog and I'm just so heartbroken. She is such a good girl. I would never return her to the shelter but I just feel so stupid in the first place. We really don't have a yard equipped for a dog- kinda but not really, and she definitely needs walked once a day. I can't imagine doing all of this with a newborn here! And I feel like I've been so enveloped in training this dog I haven't thought about my little baby :( the entire situation just makes me so sad, but me and my husband are such animal lovers and so patient and gentle with animals I couldn't imagine her finding a better home. Too many people are so harsh on their dogs. I wouldn't want my baby being neglected either or us to struggle financially because of pet costs. We really put ourselves in a stupid position. My heart feels broken for my baby and for this dog. We took her to the beach today and she was so excited I don't think she had ever been. Sharing these experiences with her makes it so much more painful to imagine giving her up. I will try to give myself more time but I'm just consumed in my thoughts and how much more practical and financially responsible my life would resume to be if we didn't have this dog. I need to make a decision before I grow so attached. I need a sign, or if we weren't so poor I wouldn't be so worried. We had some money saved and took the plunge. I suppose we can save a bit more here and there but that should be for my little baby. This is one of the hardest decisions I've ever contemplated.



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167,331 Fantasy:  You follow me into the 1st floor bathroom, lock the door behind you, come up behind me as I primp in the mirror, and begin kissing my neck. Then you push me against the wall and f*** me hard.



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167,330 More uncorking the fanboi's favorite w(h)ine: "Did you even listen to the album??"

I'm sure that "meanie" reviewer did, sweetheart.  Sorry you can't handle it that not everyone's got a hard on for your favorite musical act..  They really have gotten tiresome & spoiled, & that legendary producer has finally peaked.

Success has made a failure of your beloved music.



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167,329 You recycle your wine corks?  Was that supposed to impress me? It makes me think you're an alcoholic.



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167,328 I'll bet the winner of American Idol could run for President and win. It doesn't matter anymore if you know anything about running the country. What matter's is if your name in the news.



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167,327 I am falling in love with you



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167,326 I actually don't mind you idiots with your necks down, staring at your phones all the time.  I'm running circles around you! Keep being addicted, losers. I'm loving it.



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167,325 so the past year or so its been the cops vs the rest of the people...but now since a guy shot up the Dallas PD HQ the cops are playing the victims..."we need more security, we need better equipment...."  how bout not being power mad assholes and treating people with a little respect and not pulling your gun on every little infraction saying you were in fear of your life....



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167,324 Sorry, but vinyl record albums sound SO much better than .mp3s. It's a scientifically quantifiable fact. Look it up.



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167,323 A teacher yelled at my child. Wrong career move bitch...



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167,322 i'm ruining my relationship with my boyfriend. i dont know how he can handle me. i can ignore him for a stupid thing. i feel like i'm the problem. when we're good we're good. people say we are perfect. but i am too damn emotional. i try telling him to look for a different girl, that i'm going to move after my bachelor, that I dont want kids, but he really loves me. i feel horrible for all the self-pity and hurting i have caused him. i does not make me feel better though, i dont feel like im letting everything out, more like the opposite. i hate it.



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167,321 My sister in laws are so goddamn fake. Everytime they see me, they always exclaim "Wow have you lost weight?? You look thinner than the last time we saw you!!" My weight/size is the first topic of conversation everytime they see me. I hate it, they are so skinny and I've always been the fat one. I know they are lying especially yesterday. Secret? I'm at my all time highest weight ever of 294 pounds. I look and feel humongous but I don't care. I like to eat and I'm rather enjoying myself eating whatever the fuck I want while they starve themselves. Suck on that bitches! hahaha



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167,320 I have worked for my state's government for 13+ years. Over the years, I have seen mediocrity at its finest. I have seen terrible, terrible employees not fired - or even disciplined. These terrible employees also make 6 figures/year. It kills me on a professional level to be surrounded by such waste when I am here to make a difference. It also kills me on a personal level to know that my taxpayer dollars are going to these terrible workers. Trying to hold people accountable here is laughable. Sadly, aside from leaving altogether, my only option is to wait for these terrible workers to retire with their full pensions. Is there ever any justice in the world? Sigh.....



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167,319 Now I'm just devastated. The fuck is the point? I may go.



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167,318 Obamacare has been good to me so far.



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167,317 Secret -  Defamation laws exist, but no lawyer wants to take on the case. There's no money in it. One woman calls another woman a "lying cunt" on Facebook. What are the damages? Wounded pride. The lawyer doesn't want to collect 1/3rd of an apology. He wants to be paid in cash. So when someone tells you they will sue because you slandered them, it's an empty threat.



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167,316 Yep, you're a real internet hero, sitting behind your screen and ranting like that. Man, what courage! Too bad in real life you're a spineless coward who won't even speak up when someone gets your order wrong, but you'll certainly come online and bitch about it once you're done.

Yeah, people should REALLY be more like you...

Pathetic.



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167,315 My Dad had every chance to get sober. He had a great high clearance job, a supportive, loving wife, kids who loved him. He had multiple chances: several in person rehab clinics all paid for my insurance, groups, Jesus for a time. He had the weight of middle class support. He couldn't do it. To make a long story short, he lost everything. He got on disability, can you believe that? You can get paid by the government to be an alcoholic. He would pan handle in my town, people would ask me, "Hey, is that your Dad?" He had a shack down at the river, he had money, his sign said 'vietnam vet' he was in the military but never saw action much less Vietnam. All that money people gave him fed his addiction and then he died. He left a Mother and five children destitute and on welfare. He had a brother, same sh*t. I NEVER give money to panhandlers, I know how the game is played. If you feel like you want to help, give money to women's shelters, to the families who were victimized by the addict. But do not ever give to the panhandler.



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167,314 I want to tap into the universal abundance of women's lust.

        I want to be the target of women's sexual energy.

There exists a great force of women's sexual lust.
I want to know that force.
I will be in the middle of this force. It is a force of goodness.

I will lift, smile, create, and share my abundance and the women will want me.

I now have a focus.



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167,313 I have a few things wrong with me health wise that scare the shit out of me but I don't have health insurance. I try not to think of it.



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167,312 Holy SHIT I am going STRAIGHT to Hell, no fucking doubt about that, lol.



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167,311 I made a promise to the girlfriend of my ex boyfriend that while I am in town I will not visit him or any family members.  I will keep that promise because I really like her and don't want to upset her. I'm also an adult and can respect boundaries.



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167,310 Someone is always getting rid of their record albums. It's a fact of life. If it was 1982, and someone told me I could hear all of my records on a palm sized device, *and* the fidelity of the recording would be greatly enhanced, I would not hesitate to ever look back. Everything that the record album has to offer is literally at the end of my finger tips. Hurrah for Youtube and Spotify.com. We evolved people. Put that stuff where it belongs-in the past. I remember paying $6 for a new record. They are worth less than that now. Music is meant for ears, not for the wallet. Also, I can find out anything I want to know about a band in 2 seconds, depending upon the wifi connection. If you didn't grow up with albums, you'll never understand how much better things are now.



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167,309 Three things about me:

* I'm 67 years old, male

* I try to see the beauty in everything

* I have no wrinkles. None. People don't believe me when I tell them my age.

All three things together, that's the secret.



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167,308 I love you bob..more than anyone else in the world...we are meant to be together....just don't know how???



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167,307 So many wide load women out shopping today.  

So many of them with butts & pelvises so huge, they can't walk.  Or at least they pretend to be so helpless & crippled so men will find them fuckable, dependent & overly grateful than the rest of us "cold"/"mean" women.

I'm supposed to be jealous of you porkbutts leaning on your chunky tattooed boyfriends.  Let's see how that ends after parenthood starts.



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167,306 I love being on vacation. I need to hit the lottery. Working is for the birds.



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167,305 Here's a secret very few people know. Get a fishing license. I'm not fooling You know why? If ever you get a traffic ticket and the cop asks to see your driver's license, hand him both the driver's license and fishing license. Nine times out of ten, you won't get a traffic ticket. Cops are fishermen. And fishermen have a code. They help other fisherman. Once a cop knows you are part of the club, you won't get a ticket.

I've even seen a situation where a car was pulled over. The rookie cop starts interviewing the driver. He checks the driver's wallet and sees the fishing license. He calls over to the senior cop, "Yep, he's got a fishing license." Then they say have a nice day and drive away.



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167,304 I must stop this behavior. He's made it clear that I'm not the one he loves. I'm not the one with whom he wants to spend his life.



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167,303 I must stop this behavior.



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167,302 Once i was an athlete.  Played for my college; state champion in high school.  Every season a different sport. Now i feel trapped in my body. fat and handicapped by my own actions or in action.  when did this happen?  I wasn't fat when my son was born but i think it started when my father was dying.  Then it was just work and being a single mother. Now i look back and try to figure out how to undo all the years of not taking care of myself.  I took care of my son, my parents, my sickly husband, my work but never me. Food became my refuge and entertainment.  I have to dig through all the layers of fat and pounds of unhappiness to get back to me.



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167,301 A year after our break up and my heart is still completely broken.



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167,300 Its becoming increasingly difficult to say i love you.



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