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167,599 I'm in love.  She knows my secret now, and I know her's.  Love is great.  It's been so long since I put myself out there, and I dove head first and it paid off so much.



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167,598 I don't want to live like this. I don't want to live with this brain with this body. I just want to be happy and if i can't be happy, I don't want to live. I wonder if the light fixture can hold the weight of a 140 pound body without pulling the ceiling down on top of everything? I can't find the box cutters he brought home several weeks back. He must have put them in the trunk of the car. What else could I use to slice my veins open? Hmmm..razor blades? Do they really work or no? I have plenty of good purple veins showing running up my arm from my wrist. I've heard you have to slice up the length of your arm not the width across it. A bit messy but who cares. I hopefully would be dead before anyone found me. I live in a house here full of people but no one would know til it was too late or i panicked and ran out of this room. Honestly no one checks on me all day except the boyfriend when he comes home. He'll have been gone twenty four hours here in another few hours so maybe I have time to do the deed. How long does it take to bleed out? I might want to google it. I want to be dead before anyone finds me.



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167,597 Obamacare lives & gays can wed now.  I'm very happy & have hope back towards life ...

Thing is: I wonder what excuse the "liberal" celebs will have not to marry now?  What sordid wishes for our culture will they demand next?

I'm not concerned about their own private lives - it's how they want to keep provoking the public & it's tiring.  In a way, it's like bullying .

I'm posting this thought anonymously on this site because there are plenty of fanbois & other sorts who'd deny bullying people who simply don't agree with them & how their favorite public figures act out in everyday life.  . Who get too wrapped up in the notion of "judgement" to realize that one size of belief doesn't fit all.



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167,596 Can we please now all just shut the fuck up about gay marriage and move onto something that isn't just some legal contrivance there to distract us while the rich and powerful get even more so?  Congrats to gay people, really, but let's move on from this penny-ante shit and start the revolution already.



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167,595 You just told me you might have lukeimia. how the hell did do you expect me to react.



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167,594 I'm a married man with kids.  Just found out my neighbor is separating from her husband.  She has kids too. I know she has a thing for me. I have a thing for her.  The way she looks at me, her eyes, how she plays with her hair and smiles at me.  She has an extra glow when she talks with me that isn't there when she's talking to anyone else.  I can tell she wants me to fuck her brains out.  I feel like a horny teenager when I see her, I am sure she can sense that I want to fuck her brains out. When she drives past my house I notice her car slows down and she glances over.  I don't have the balls to cheat on my wife, however.



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167,593 The truth is that you don't need to go to a shady dealer to get high. Or to buy a weapon to kill someone. The truth is most of these things can be grown or found and they're actually quite legal until used for illegal activity. You can grow poppies. You can scavenge for water hemlock. I'm just shocked that more people aren't constantly high and going on killing sprees. I guess mankind isn't as awful as we think.



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167,592 I want to sleep with a woman. I want that intimacy. No power struggles, no rules.

I am always confused for a lesbian, anyhow. Women flirt with me, men don't. I love women. I am sorry, husband.

married female, almost 40



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167,591 My dom went on a holiday 2 weeks ago...he is due to be back now...i am eager to hear from him. You know how it is when you are the one left behind, life as usual for you, but he is on a holiday so ime doesn't work the same way.  He is busy, life is exciting, he's with his son who is my age. I am just a pan on he back burner. I guess i will hear from him as soon as he sleeps off his jet lag, sees his girlfriend, is back on schedule and is horny again. i love him but i bet i am just an itch to him.



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167,590 I think they should ban hetero marriages. That's the real problem. How much anger and hatred have hetero people caused because of failed relationships? How many murders has it caused? Gay people are much more gentle.



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167,589 Funny how many people are vocal about their support of gay marriage now that the Supreme Court approves. Where were all these "supporters" over the last few years as I was getting verbally abused for openly supporting gay marriage. Cowards. You are all just jumping on the band wagon.



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167,588 Matt

Goodbye and farewell. Yes I loved you, and I still do. The problem is that you never loved or even cared about me as a woman or even a human being. No I realized that you don't care about my feelings even a little bit. I have reached out to you so many times via text, phone, email,  etc. I have asked you to and invited you out on so many occasions. I have called and inquired how you were doing on multiple occasions.

You let weeks go by with even saying hello or asking how I am doing. Rarely have you ever done anything thoughtful for me. Even on important occasions its like pulling teeth.

So I am saying goodbye and farewell. I will miss you, and I know you won't miss me. I am just hoping I can grow and learn from this one sided experience.

Go ahead, test it out, call, email, or text me. I promise you, I will never answer back, and you will never hear from me again. Good riddance to me right? I only wish you had actually been honest enough to say as much to my face.
K



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167,587 I'm paranoid. I think crazy thoughts. My latest, thinking someone is sneaking into my house when I'm not there to plant drugs so they can call the police on me and have me put in prison. I know better of course. No one did anything like that . Preposterous. but still, when I get home I look around to see if anything has been moved.



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167,586 167585, Why do you do that? There's nothing down there for you.



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167,585 Im an adult and I still try to look down my sister's blouse at every opportunity....



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167,584 My wife's sister is going to house sit for us this summer. I'm going to move my computer into our bedroom and put the webcam on continuous silent mode and aim it right at the bed. He he.



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167,583 I let someone treat me like sh** because I thought they walked on water and I was grateful they had any interest in me. Now that I see what a terrible person they can be, I realize that I'm out of their league. In fact, they should be grateful I even allow them to glimpse into my life instead of blocking them altogether.



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167,582 My dog is dying. I love him so much and there's nothing I can do to fix it. I have to leave it up to the vet and hope for a miracle. Right now my dog is laying on the ground breathing heavy and fighting to live. I have so much guilt. I wish I had took him for more walks, pet him more and gave him more treats. I got so caught up in life and family that the poor dog got ignored. I hate myself for it.



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167,581 I am surprised my husband even wants to touch me, given how unattractive I am.



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167,580 I heard you can die from a sneeze. Something about the sudden motion can burst a blood vessel. It's what I think about every time I sneeze.



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167,579 I wonder how hard it must be to spend a long time just trying to get by, day to day, then realize suddenly that it's over. Snooze it or muse it.



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167,578 So many kids left in hot cars to die. This leaves me with great sadness. I wonder if every case is an accident as reported......



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167,577 You're not successful. You're a junkie. Stop embarassing yourself.



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167,576 There are married men posting on Craigslist in my town. They are looking to cheat on their wives. They post pictures of their erect penises. In the background you can see random things in the picture, like a lamp or a bedside table. I picture a poor unsuspecting wife out for the afternoon and her husband is home taking naked weeny pictures of himself looking for an affair. Disgusting. I'm tempted to answer an ad and agree to meet the man in a public place just to see who shows up. I could film it and then report it to his wife. He'd deny it, but there's the little matter of his bedside table being in a picture with his boner. Why are men such creeps.



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167,575 My father was scared before he died. He cried all day knowing it was coming. I had never seen him cry before.



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167,574 Maybe if he got out of the closet - among other things he needs to do to get over himself - his life would be more amazing than ever.

Unfortunately, it's all about his fat, sick Mama.  Mama, Mama, Mama ...

I'm ready to say "The hell with you, son.  And all the crazy women in your life."



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167,573 I put a lot with a lot bs because I love my kid. Divorce mess up my family big time I grew up in loving home in a  uppperscale neighborhood we used to have a room service where our housekeeper used to live,I went to a very good school had great friends and life was just wonderful. And all went down the toilet after my parents decided to get divorced my father got custody of me and my siblings which was just a bad moved since my father job require him to travel a lot .Long story short I end up with an aunt who was an awful person , not just that but she lives in a very crappy place with horrible schools. I refuse that to make the same mistake with my kid is not the money either that's holding me back even though my father is far from being wealthy he has a very good job and has always supported me, I can take the easy road and just call him and moved up with him and go back to school which he won't mind paying the tuition for it but wouldn't be fair from my kid. I would just suck up it and when my kid becomes an adult I would be out of here and my kid father can go and screw himself.



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167,572 If a man cant cum during fucking its becaus he mastabaits too much. Its what he knows. After a while nothing else will work. Hes gotta stop jerking off and give it a rest then he can do it normal fucking again.



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167,571 Fuck you, Barnes & Noble.  Just FUCK YOU!!!!



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167,570 If you need a friend to talk to, you know you can call me.  Please do.



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167,569 You know what? I am mad. I have a job interview tomorrow and you decided to throw a fucking house party tonight. Excuse me? If YOU had a job interview, it'd be all hands on deck until it was over. I have a job interview. Not just a job interview, but a final round interview. It's a big fucking deal. I've been trying to leave my company for three years and this would be a huge break. And what do you do? You throw a fucking house party. Your friends even think you're an asshole. You're too drunk to see it, but two of them have offered to help me prep instead of partying. Why am I getting that help from them instead of my goddamn husband?



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167,568 Edith, I love you. Today and for always...



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167,567 Did I deserve to loose my kids? To be so far away from my girls.. I'll never be the same. I can't feel anymore. I pretend I'm alright but I'm not, I'll never be the same and I know it. I can't stop thinking about ending my life. The thought is always there. It's always in the back of my mind. Still do I risk my eternity? Will I ever see them? If my pain ends is it worth it? So many people would be happy. Would I? If I could stop thinking, stop feeling.. It only. I was a good mom, I wasn't a good mom. I yelled at her all the time. I was unhappy. She noticed, she told me I wasn't her mom. How can I love with myself? I just can't. I can't live, I can't love without you baby! I'm sorry



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167,566 "Oh, well ... life isn't fair!"

"Just go home & cry it out"

"Just ignore them"

"Some things aren't meant to be"

"Deal with it/Get over it"

I will not listen to you masochists out there - weak & passive is not for me.



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167,565 You're all a bunch of fucking liars. Trust no one! Fuck you!
I'm a gonna do me, myself, and I!



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167,564 My husband can't climax during sexual intercourse. He has to jerk himself off to come.



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167,563 I've seen two people die. One was a 50 ish year old man. He had a heart attack. The other was a 60 ish year old woman having an asthma attack. What both these deaths had in common, what haunts me, both of them looked terrified. I was right there both times. From the onset of each attack, until they lost consciousness and their hearts stopped, was about 10 minutes. For that entire time the look of fear on their faces was the stuff of nightmares. Is that what death will be like for most of us? Ten minutes of the worst fear imaginable? I try not to think about it, but it troubles me that one day I'll be that scared dying person.



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167,562 You don't even know who I am and I know he hasn't becuz he would never risk what he has,



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167,561 He's been with other women. I know this for a fact because I was one of them. Sorry to burst your bubble...



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167,560 I fuck my boyfriend slow and sweet and hot and fast he is my everything and I will never deny him anything he wants I have imprinted on him and he has on me...he and I both are very lucky to have our intense beautiful connection...I love him and no matter what...he is mine. And I am his.....



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167,559 I'm still confused. I dated a woman. Sex was good. I like being inventive in the bedroom. After a few weeks though she told me exactly how to play with her clit. She wanted me to make circular motions over and over again with my tongue. No variation.  No changing speed or direction. No fingers anywhere. No sexy talk. Just circles with my tongue. Okay. I would do this for half an hour and she would come. Good for her. Bad for me. Very dull. But this is what she wanted.

A few more weeks go by and she breaks up with me saying I'm boring in bed. Like WTF? I was boring because that's what she insisted I do.



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167,558 Kicked me three times and punched me once (out of anger). Told her to never lay a finger on me again or i will leave her. She tells me not to threaten her.



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167,557 Made the most excellent, sweet love to my man last night. He's not even my man yet, but I can tell he's been waiting to take me on a date first. He's so chivalrous, something I thought no guy was anymore. Of course, this could only be the courting phase, but I'm enjoying it in this warm summertime. Isn't that what spring and summer are for?

Oxytocin is a beautiful thing on this side of the road.



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167,556 I wished I killed myself when I was a child



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167,555 I am having an affair with a hot woman. We fuck in my car during her lunch hour. So far so good.



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167,554 Since I'm not able to buy alcohol with my EBT card (go figure) and I have no cash I shoplifted a rather expensive bottle of vodka from the grocery store yesterday.  I made my plans then executed my crime with no problem whatsoever. It was such a thrill and plan to do it again soon.   I hope I don't get caught because that would be embarrassing!



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167,553 Tired of the stress, anxiety and tears from the constant abuse at work. Tomorrow I start dosing the Keurig water.



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167,552 I call it "the bounce" when you're at the bottom and there's no where to go but up...I just hope this is the bottom and it doesn't go any lower....



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167,551 I actually like when she pushes me out of the way and masterbates herself to an orgasm.



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167,550 I want him..



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167,549 Anyone that's pissed someone can tie a cherry stem knot is just jealous. The hubby and I had a shot glass full of them from going to sonic; a relationship where both parties can tie a knot? Fucking amazing sex.

P.S.: Yeah, we're both little whores, but for each other.



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167,548 I'd rather have been destroyed physically. In a way, I guess I was.



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167,547 How in HELL does a cherry stem get tied in a knot? I must try this! I will keep an eye out for cherries on the stem. If this endeavor turns me into a slut, so be it.



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167,546 I wish I had had a normal upbringing. I could be more loving now instead of a weirdo with my affections.
For example. I was in foster care when I first got my period. I was scared to tell my foster mom...i knew maxi pads cost like $3 a box. No one had ever spent $3 on me, lol. So I couldn't think of a way to tell her. I used toilet paper for about a year... I was also upset because I knew that once a girl had her period, she was able to have babies. I though I would have to have a baby now. This may sound naive and stupid, but that was my mindset as a scared, apprehensive 12 year old.



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167,545 Sometimes my boyfriend will push me down on the bed and do me without even taking off my panties. He pushes them aside enough for his cock to get in. I love it. It speaks to him really wanting me with urgency. If more relationships had this kind of urgency, there would be fewer divorces.



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167,544 our receptionist has been caught with her hands up her skirt, and then smelling her fingers. this should be hot but her personality makes it nauseating.



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167,543 Gotta love people on Facebook who talk about how much they drink. Now everyone knows what an alcoholic they are. Thanks. I'll be sure never to let you drive my kids anywhere.



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167,542 If a girl can tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue - bravo!  So if a girl is amazing in bed, you'd call her a slut too??  Ya, almost every guy would applaudappreciate that genius!!  I can tie a cherry stem in 2 knots actually and I'm a dude...  Apparently, I'm a huge slut. I bet more women would prefer my tongue than yours!!  Idiot.  Hahaha



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167,541 I can't wait to be divorced. This marriage was the biggest mistake of my life.



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167,540 I want to cry but at the same time idgaf.

Fuck you. BTW I'm pregnant. And your never seeing this kid.

Tonight, I leave and go back to L.A.



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167,539 Any chick who can tie a cherry stem into a knot with her tongue is a slut. Where'd ya learn that trick? Hang out in bars much? Slut.



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167,538 When I was about 7 or 8, my family went camping. It was somewhere in Florida. The campground was called something like Dickerson Park or something like that. There was a little store as part of the campground. My dad took me inside to buy candy. No one was there. My Dad reached over the counter and took the dollar bills out of the cash box and stuffed them in my pocket. We left the store. Sometime after that the police came to the campground. They went from tent to tent asking if anyone had seen who stole money from the store. My dad said he saw nothing. Meanwhile I still had the money in my pocket. I was scared to death I'd go to jail. Yep, this was my childhood. My dad was an asshole.



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167,537 I dont like swimming in a pool. People use it as their own personal bathtub. There are signs saying everyone should shower before getting in the pool. Right, how many times have you seen someone actually do that? They get in the pool with their poopy bottoms, slosh around, and the poopy bottoms come out lean. Meaning their poopiness is now in the water, the water which gets in your mouth. I mean come on, this is gross and everyone pretends it isn't.



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167,536 I had an experience with a person who had borderline personality disorder and it traumatized me for life.



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167,535 Our relationship failed,
Yes I'm manic-depressive,

And I just realised how much of the failure was NOT my fault.
You're a wonderful person, an absolutely great friend.

But as a partner, you suck. Honestly. You do.
You lie and you cheat and you're pretty cowardly.


Sort your shit out sweety, please. I do love you. I honestly, do, far too much.
And I want you to be happy, and healthy with someone else. But you never will be if you don't get your shit together.



I was not the problem.
You were.


I am free.



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167,534 Which reality do I choose? I choose the inviting one. Not that it matters. I can't do anything about it.



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167,533 I love watching my ex bf and his soon to be ex gf fight here. Makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside...



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167,532 Living with someone with bipolar disorder is exhausting.  I walk on egg shells every day.  If it is exhausting for me, what must it be like for them?



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167,531 I just can't do it anymore. I can't pretend this is working for me. The truth is, I have spent the last 4 years with a (wonderful) man that I just don't see a future with. I wanted that so badly in the beginning, and I have fought to get it back. The feeling has left me, and now I have to go.

Let me tell you it is a horrible situation for a woman feeling helpless and stuck in a dead relationship because she can't afford to live on her own. If I had the means, I would leave now and end this awful sadness and guilt. Only to do so would mean I have given up my career dreams since I can only afford to do what I need to do by staying in my current living situation another 6 months.

It's terrible, I know. I feel like the worst person because of it. I am using him in some ways, but I have told myself time and time again that I would leave and I didn't. Because I wanted things to get better, and I had hope that something would change. It didn't.

I've fought the fact that I fell for someone else for 2 YEARS. I have to see this person at least every week and pretend that I am o.k. with my failed relationship and not being able to pursue the one I truly want to be with. I did this for my boyfriend, because I thought I could forget about this other man and learn to love my boyfriend again. I couldn't.

We have both denied it so long. I'm sure he thought it would go away too. It hurts so much to be around him, I can barely breathe. I see it in his eyes every time we look at one another. I see it in his actions when he gives little clues that he is thinking of me. I hear it in his voice when he sneaks in compliments when no one else can hear. It's just too much. I can't ignore this anymore.

I am frozen in time.



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167,530 I just calculated that my funeral would be less expensive than taking out loans for college. Fuck this defunct and profit-driven education system.



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167,529 I wrote a check today to a repairman which I know will bounce. I think what I did might be illegal. I feel terrible. Not only because I did something illegal, but the repairman was such a nice person and he explained how much he needed the money. I'm going to cry.



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167,528 Last night on the whisper app I replied to a post, and finally said something I had only ever told my therapist. Finally said it 'out loud' ... felt good. Then I got a PM from someone regarding the post. Wish I had not read it, or replied back. This stranger, was trying to be helpful. But I still wish I never started talking to them. He/she told me to not be so negative, and to try and let more people into my life, because of the joy that they could possibly bring to, and that I could do the same for them. That I wouldn't know what I was worth to someone in till I let them in.... this is kind of unfathomable, when people have consistently showed you that are not good enough to even be considered. By this point in the conversation I was already in tears, and had an insane headache. So I said goodbye and went to bed. I couldn't calm myself down. I had to many thoughts going through my head, memories. Some good, some I'd like to forget. Eventually I took a few xanax and finally went sleep. Today until realized that there are two sides of me. The lonely, bitter adult(the outer shell) and the hurt, but hopeful child who is still inside. That outer shell only shell only exists to protect that child who is still in there. Thanks to this person that outer shell cracked a bit. I feel vulnerable again. I don't want to be vulnerable. I can't be.



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167,527 I don't like my daughter. She's insufferable. Is this the way all teenagers behave? She turns 18 a year from now just as high school ends. I'm throwing her out. Good riddance. Stupid me actually has been saving money for her college education. Fuck that. I'm taking the money and buying myself a new car.



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167,526 There are people who have treated me badly. What the hell were you thinking? That I would just take it? No way. I think of you often. Your time will come. Tick tock.



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167,525 I get it...  You got your way back into my life, and now you'll leave me hanging again.



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167,524 Come to me.



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167,523 Classical music concerts. Let's be honest. 99% of the audience would rather be somewhere else. They just attend these events to be seen by others. They think it makes them look cultured and classy. So few people have any real understanding of classical music.



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167,522 We have a past I can't change, and no future. I hoped that you would find someone to take care of you. Someone who has the means and doesn't feel taken advantaGed of. Someone who can love you in the ways that are meaningful to you. Other than that, no thoughts or intentions to get in touch here or otherwise.



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167,521 i go to church but i don't believe in god



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167,520 What happened? When I was a kid the school parents were great. They'd all pitch in to help the students. I remember we had a school play where we sang a song about a red robin. The mothers got together and attached red paper feathers onto gray sweatshirts. They transformed th entire class into red robins. We looked and felt magnificent. It's my favorite memory from grade school.

Recently my daughter's school put on a play where the students were animals in the jungle. I built an elaborate jungle scene for the stage. There was 30 palms trees and banana trees and ferns, all with hanging vines and orchids.

There was another group of mothers in charge of the costumes. I was excited to see what they'd come up with. Monkeys and bears and leopards, oh my!

But you know what they did? A few minutes before the show, each student was handed a 12 inch strip of polka dotted fabric. They were told to tie the strip around one arm. The polka dots were supposedly leopard spots. It was so damned lame. Embarrassingly so. Boys were wearing the typical neon basketball shorts and Lakers T shirt, but no, they were leopards because they had a polka dot band around one arm. It was soooo dumb.

Parents have become so lazy. And they wonder why their kids are lazy. Not hard to figure out.



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167,519 This country is absurd. We will elect a third Bush to the White House. Not because he is qualified. But because we recognize his last name. That's all it takes, name recognition.

America, wake up. You are a bunch of bozos who couldn't be bothered to actually think about anything. Too difficult. You put bumper stickers on your cars saying vote for this person or that person even though you have no idea what it means.

America, you are a bunch of fakers and you end up with exactly what you deserve.



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167,518 Yes.  I do want to take all your damn guns away!!!



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167,517 When I was in my 20s, I went through a phase where I'd go on a few dates with a guy. I'd get him to take me to a fancy restaurant and a Broadway show. He'd expect sex. Rather than letting him in my pants, I'd ask him to jerk off for me. I'd say it in a breathy voice and act really turned on by the idea. Always, yes always, ALWAYS!, the guy would do it. He'd pull out his thingy and jerk off and go home happy and satisfied. Ha ha, he paid for everything and then jerked himself off. Guys are dopes. Me and my girlfriends would laugh about it the next day.



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167,516 She's a total bitch but she has the magic pussy that makes me cum like a rocket. That's really hard to find. What do I do? I really can't stand her, but when I am inside her it's like magic and I just cum and cum. Why is life always so hard?



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167,515 There's been no contact for one very specific reason: I don't want to.
No desire to bring your unbalanced crap back into my life. And after this stretch of time, I just don't care.



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167,514 Doug C...uggggh. I'm so in love with you. I want to tell you I love you SO BAD but I am afraid you'll say something that I can't handle, like "thank you."  I also just want you to say it first, and I wanna know you would have ever said it fort. I might not be saying that words, but make no mistake...I love you like a fat kid loves cake. I love you more than I could ever promise.  I love you because you make me unable to think of anything or anyone else as a possibility for me. Just you. Youre the only.person who I can see myself loving forever and those 3 words simply don't encompass what I feel for you. If this isn't IT, if this ton of bricks I've been hit with isn't true blue Love; then I don't know what is.



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167,513 Heres how I think it went:  You show my words to you to your current caretaker and say "if I do this then they will respond all excited" because then in your twisted way of thinking you will gain some pittance of leverage.  Laughter abounds for the moment.
Backfired on ya didn't it?
It is not my job to teach you how to be a decent person.
People are not toys.



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167,512 I'm afraid to say what I really think. I don't want to disagree with people.



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167,511 I'm a very helpful person. And people get mad at me for not helping enough. Love how that works.

I once saw a stranded motor boat. I stopped my water skiing. I went over to help. His engine wouldn't start. I towed him into the marina. But he started his day from a different marina about 10 miles away. He was furious at me for not towing him all the way over there. It would have taken 4 hours and the sun was already setting. But I'm the bad guy for not being able to help EXACTLY the way he wanted. I could have instead left him out on the water all night in the darkness. Ass.

My brother in law was building a garage. He asked if I could come over and attach plywood to the roof rafters with him. Ever lift plywood up onto a roof by hand 36 times in a row? It's exhausting. I spent 10 hours there lifting the boards and nailing them in place. Then he got mad because I couldn't come the next day to do the shingling. Ass.

I was playing Scrabble with my mother in law and others. She was stuck. She showed me her letters. I pointed out how she could make a 7 letter word and earn 50 bonus points. When she was counting up her score for that turn, in her excitement she forgot to add in a double letter score on the letter M. It cost her 3 points on a 84 point play. In the end, she lost by two points. She got mad at me because she forgot the double letter score. Even though she messed up and I gave her 50 extra points. Ass.

Bet I could come up with another 100 stories like this. People suck.



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167,510 K,

Come back, I'm drunk, alone and wishing I could spot Nicolas Sparks quotes at you.

Forgive my worthless ass,

Chris



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167,509 Where's your sign



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167,508 I'm not contacting you again unless you contact me.  Period.



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167,507 I came home tipsy the other day and I threw up in my sink after a 10 hour long bbq. It has been 2 days and I have not cleaned it up. Fortunately, I have my own bathroom....I know I could clean it up but there is a small part of me that feels good deciding when that moment is. Still...I will clean it up just out of "respect" for my environment. I just sometimes think about if throwing up in a sink only I will see is actually disrespectful--I struggle with this.



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167,506 Oh I see. I checked the credit card today. When my wife and teenage daughter went to the stores the other day to buy me a mug saying "World's Best Dad", they also found time to buy themselves $841 of clothing.

I am so tired of being their personal cash machine. I've decided it's over. I don't want to be married to a woman like this. I don't want to raise a bratty daughter like this. I'm going to file for divorce and I want no visitation privileges. They can have each other.



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167,505 "Alright I'm off to vomit, sleep, and regret my life choices. Catchya on the flipside"

I'm such a charming young man. Nicolas Sparks and Judith McNaught are goddamn amateurs compared to me.



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167,504 Why didn't I wish you a happy birthday? I WAS BUSY FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE!!!#😊



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167,503 His foot fetish has made me get pedicures.
If my feet get him off, I want them to be pretty.



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167,502 I'm in love with my wife's best friend.



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167,501 Okay, I'm in love with you now. You only like me as a friend. But you say I'm attractive, and if things were different... well, when do I give up on wondering if things will be different?



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167,500 I'm bisexual



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