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167,899 My ex-wife who screwed me over neglected to remove my email address from the Comcast account and now I get free wifi! talk about a win win situation



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167,898 I have to laugh at idiot Republicans who talk about taking up arms against the ccountry if Hilary is elected. Most of these buffoons would run and hide in the cellar at the first shots.



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167,897 It sucks to say, but with a family like mine, who needs enemies? What is this, ancient Rome? Holy shit, I'm in disbelief over the what has occurred, and the things I've heard tell about me, not to mention what I've bore witness to. Wow! My head is swimming, my heart sunk, and I'm speechless.

Fuck em! How cold, and nefarious.



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167,896 i love the sheep that just graduate school, then feel the next move is to get married...then have kids. haha, miserable by age 28, wishing for divorce, but you have kids. Or affairs begin.  marriage is not natural.  no need to lock yourself in.
and MEN....keep the women on their BEST behaviour by NOT marrying them.



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167,895 Btw, just so you people know, love does not exist, it's just a chemical reaction in our brains pushing us to survive and reproduce.



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167,894 Piss and moan all you want - the fix is already in. Just get used to saying "Madame President".  You don't really have a say in the matter.  They can buy all the votes they need with promises you'll pay for.  That's the way it works now - until it doesn't.  And that is when lead will be worth more than gold.



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167,893 I'm depressed. There's a couple I know who recently got divorced. We always viewed him as the lower edge of our circle of friends. After all, we were college educated professionals - doctors, lawyers, traders. He never went to college. He is a real estate broker. I pictured him renting apartments for slum lords. Low life stuff.

Anyway, he was recently divorced and for some reason his divorce records are on-line for all to see. I read them. His wife sued him for more alimony. I'm thinking she wants to get another $1,000 of his $50,000 salary, or some trifling amount like that.

I couldn't be more wrong. According to the court documents, last year he made $1,433,000. Like WTF? He makes more money than any of us.

1) I feel like an ass because I thought he was a low life.

2) I feel like an ass for thinking my college degree mattered.

3) I feel like an ass for judging people because of their income, especially since I was so wrong.



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167,892 I think I only really like old people and young people. It's the in between people I don't seem to like at all.



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167,891 I think he's got some gay tendencies.. What should I do to find out???? You know I'm talking to you. Text me around 10pm please, if you can.



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167,890 I've got anxiety and cold feet entering into this now. You fucked my head up so much. I'm dreaming of him introducing himself as you.



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167,889 What did future President Trump say that was so wrong? He said there are bad people coming over the border and committing crimes here. We all know he is right. He said there are some good people too. Well that's true. It's sounds like he told the whole truth. That scares some people because they are afraid he might continue to tell the whole truth when it comes to government waste, and profiteering, and insider deals.

It especially scares the other presidential candidates because Trump is now #1 in the polls. The other candidates are trying to insult Trump and make up lies about him, just so they can win the nomination. Isn't that the thing we hate most - candidates who lie to get what they want. It's disgusting to watch how low they will go.

And for this they think they deserve to be president. Don't fall for it. The other candidates are trying to manipulate you. Typical Washington tactics. Thank God Trump is in this race.



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167,888 My wife is very unkind and unfair. Now I'm going to make her my unwife.



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167,887 I told my husband how I feel, and I feel so shit for it. Not even married a year and I'm considering divorce. I'd lost a physical attraction to him a long while. He put on quite a bit of weight since getting married in Aug last year, but I still loved his company and being around him. Then he drops a financial bomb shell, one that caused us to potentially lose the house, and I'm the only one able to do overtime to help dig out. I made a promise to myself after 2 ex's screwed me over that I'd leave any man who put me in a financial shit again, but I married him so I can't just up and leave.
I can't stand to be in his company any more as I just feel anger towards him. I care about him, I still feel something towards him, but I don't trust him, I don't have any attraction or want for him. If I could I'd move out, but I can't afford to. To top it all off I can't say anything to anyone because we share friends and I don't want them to have a bad view of him, and he don't want my parents to know.
I feel trapped.



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167,886 This may sound awful, but it is what it is, and with the best of intentions.

I have been married for fourteen years. My wife is the only human who can fold wrinkles into clothing, which place me in a prime position for the following, as I do all the laundry.

Like most women, she's self-conscious about her wait. We have busy lives and she has a little chub, but not as much as she thinks. So, while I do laundry I periodically stretch out her clothing while its wet. This way when she gets dressed, she thinks she's lost weight  because the shirt or jeans that had fit snugly, is now looser.

Am I kind or wicked?



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167,885 167880 ...i wish that was meant for me.....



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167,884 At night when I couldn't sleep you used to be here. In the 6 years since our split, I haven't slept a night with another man. Fucked them? Yes. Fallen asleep briefly? Yes.  I have even taken a nap with someone's ball in my hand. I've been dating this one guy for almost 2 years and he has never spent the night at my house.
All these guys are not overnight material, they're just here to occupy my thoughts when blackness descends. When I stop to think about everything that has happened, not  just with you but my whole life. At night they don't occupy my thoughts like you used to. They don't know what lurks in the night like you do so I'd rather just kick them out and smoke a bowl.



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167,883 I took a girl who I like, out for coffee the other night. We stopped by my work because she wanted to use the wifi. So I took my tablet out and started doing homework. Eventually we were both doing homework, which didn't matter because I like her a lot. We could be weaving baskets and I'd still have a good time. Anyways,



One of my obnoxious regulars walks over and says, "oh! What's going on over here?" And begins looking over our shoulders watching what we're doing. WTF.


So he sees me looking precal related stuff and says, "oh what are you doing? Pretending to know how to college?" And laughing so hard. I just stared at him and my date had the most awkward look on her face. Then he grabs my shoulder and says, why are you even going to school? You're supposed to be here.....serving us customers. And then he proceeded to try and hit on my date.....which she ignored but still........

Jesus fucking Christ people are ignorant.





I cannot wait to graduate.



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167,882 You can not simultaneously demand a service but degrade the worker.
You watch porn, don't scoff at whores.
You want a burger, don't laugh at the cook.
You don't know how to fix a pipe, you don't get to shit on the existence of that worker, because when you burn those bridges, who's going to provide that service for you?



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167,881 Life passed me by...



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167,880 I wish you'd realize that I want you, but I'm so terrified. We both have so much baggage. I would gladly take yours, but I think mine is more than you'd ever imagine. I just want to hold you again. I miss hugging you



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167,879 what a fucking bunch of assholes you order the mattress pay for it and then come back and cancel it saying it wasn't a good time to buy it. What the fuck changed in two hours people are so fucking fickle. I'm so tired of making a living doing sales arguing with old ladies about who the customer belongs to and losing commissions because of people like this, I'm taking my life out of their hands. I can't wait to go back to school this fall complete my degree and get the fuck out of that peace of shit retail hell hole.



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167,878 I was ~14 the first time I tried to use exposure therapy on a friend. It was instinctive, not premeditated.



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167,877 Why'd you ever bring us to the sorts of places we'd have to sort through vitriol? You don't hear from me because I'll never forgive you for that.



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167,876 I finally read that dick's response on Disqus.  I expected a huge bullying priapic ego to go with the "badass" avatar.

I can't believe how hurtful it wasn't ... just boring & sadly self absorbed.  At least I had more insight on the topic than dick had ...  #sorrynotsorry



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167,875 Narcissistic fucking troll with too much time on it's hands. Solve sudoku puzzles or something. Anything.



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167,874 I'm annoyed by the fact that I want you. Just annoyed.



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167,873 For the first time in my life I can truly say that I have zero people in my life that love me. .... I can't remember the last time I talked to somebody and they genuinely cared about what I was saying or feeling.  I guess I always knew that I'm not that special, but I didn't think so many would actively dislike me.

While I'm being honest, the strangest part is that I see so many people who are really bad people surrounded by love and support.

Maybe I'm the really bad person and the people I think are really bad are good....

Maybe I'm just wrong. All I know is this.... I'm deeply alone in this life.



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167,872 I was holding my wife last night.  And I thought about the 14 women who have made me cum since we got married.  I hate when I think about those things, but my wife barely touches me anymore.



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167,871 Greece is going broke thanks to socialism.  The shelves are going empty and their stores are only taking cash.

And yet, incredibly, there are Americans who embrace socialism.

I just don't get it.



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167,869 bring back that loving feeling



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167,868 I have quite a few secrets, secrets because nobody else knows, I have not told anybody, and I don't plan to tell, all of them sexual:
- I was molested as a boy, by a male family member.  I did not like the experience.
- As a boy, I had enormous crushes on two other boys.  
- I used to pee in my pants when I hit puberty.  I loved the thrill, I wanted the attention, and love the smell of pee, as well.  I would like to do this again, and get away with it, again.  
- I am an adult man now, and I want to have sex with another man.  Curiosity killed the cat, they say, but the idea has been on my mind for a few years now.  I also masturbate to having sex with another man.  
- I've masturbate to the idea of having sex with my female cousins, this will be really hot!!!  Such a thrill!!!  
- I shave my pubes.
- I have pictures of my genitals and my ass on the internet, on two very popular websites.  
- I've contacted other men for sexual encounters. Never met any of them, never went through with these.  
- I smell my own underwear when I masturbate.  
- I am masturbating as I type these secrets.  
These wont' be secrets anymore, I guess.....



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167,867 been fighting the urge to contact u. why do i even want to?  ur just going to act all douchey and mean. OR u will act all nonchalant. either way it will be bullshit. youre such a fucked person and u suck more than i can possibly explain   yeah. after all this time its still fuck u. amazing that i feel that strongly. as much as i loved you is as much as i fucking want u to be miserable, have ur kids die in front of u, lose everything and everyone u care about. be left ALONE in the world and know that its all ur own fault for being a smelly cunted whore



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167,866 I think people who vote for a president based on hair style should move to a different country.



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167,865 I feel the same. I'm stuck between and old love and my boyfriend of a year..



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167,864 i have a man beside me, but thinking about another one. A lost love from long ago. I feel guilty about it. But when you get mistreated, it's so easy to fantasize, of what could have been.If I choose another long ago would we be humdrum now?



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167,863 If Donald is so smart, WHY doesn't he get a new hair-do, hair something. I mean really, how do you trust this arrogant man.



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167,862 Holy shit girl, i saw the fireworks in Boston, all the way here!!!



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167,861 i know the July 4th celebrations are over, I had my own celebration.Just wanted to say all the best to the United States of America.



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167,860 Donald Trump says what everyone else is thinking, but are too afraid to admit it.



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167,859 WHY THE FUCK do both my bosses and my coworker all have the same annoying ringtone from circa 2002? I want to throw all their phones in to the damned toilet!

At very least, switch to a simple ring ring ringtone. Grrrr.



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167,858 I have a few people out there who have felt victimized be me, you know, exes and such. It's not like I sit around and feel bad or guilty for how I may have hurt them. You can't live your life hiding in the shadows of your shame. Everyone makes mistakes. You learn and move on. I would and have willingly faced those people and made my best attempt to apologize. Some people just don't want to hear it. That's fine. But they shouldn't go around thinking that I'm sitting here, lurking around, out to get them, etc. Furthest thing from it. If you can't accept how I treated you, that's your problem. I'm sorry. There's nothing else to say. You decided to leave it open ended, making it seem like something is there, but the tension is gone. I don't even know who you are, and you sure as f*ck don't know me anymore. If you want to stay mad over ancient history, you're only hurting yourself. The person you love to hate doesn't exist.



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167,857 I truly have been THE nicest guy for the last 15 years of my life.  I have done anything and everything for the women in my life, wayyyy above and beyond the call of duty.  Most of my friends have told me I'm a bit of a schmuck for it.  But now, after having my heart broken one too many times, I'm totally over it.  Now, I'm more or less using women for my own satisfaction.

Not totally - I still buy them fancy dinners, take them to do fun things, etc.  It's not a bad deal for them.  But it's all just so I can get laid.  Most of them I'm not really even that into.  But, I put up with it for a few hours, all the while moving in for the kill.  I've even been continuing to text them - many of them the same messages, at the same time - just to keep them on the hook so I can fuck them again.

I really do want to find someone to love with my whole heart again, but at my age, I'm really unsure if that'll ever happen.  In the meantime, I'm finally a bit of a player.

I don't feel bad about it at all.  I have earned this shit.  Maybe next time you ladies won't take that amazingly nice guy for granted.



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167,856 I'm always your friend until someone else comes around. You're in for a big surprise...



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167,855 I see so many people online who want Trump for POTUS ... & I wonder how many of those jerks accused us Obama voters of drinking the kool aid?  

They'd deny so hard they're doing the same thing now.

Idiocracy - gotta love it.



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167,854 I'd gladly sleep with one of my husband's friends.



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167,853 It was very disheartening to realize how much my teenage daughter lies to me.

I told her I'd pay for her college.

I've now decided it's going to be very disheartening for her to realize I'm lying.



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167,852 I'm wondering how many different incompatible connectors Apple can come up with.... I probably have half a dozen. Oh what a treat when I'm in a rush to rummage through the drawer trying to find which connector goes to which device. Great plan Apple... not.



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167,851 I think a person's emotional self keeps maturing right up to about 45 years old. Then I'm finding people start to once again become more immature.



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167,850 I would keep track of my wife's whereabouts by using that GPS phone app.
My wife soon figured out I was tracking her movements. So she disabled the app.
Hey if she wants me not to follow her, then let me help with that. I canceled her phone.
She was beyond pissed. Whatever.



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167,849 Once every five years or so my computer would need to be fixed and / or replace. Bummer. It would put me out of commission for a few days.

Then along comes this cloud idea. Put all your work out there on the internet. I'm told I'll never lose access to my data again.

So I go with the cloud.

About once a month I can't access the cloud so I can't get any work done.

Somehow going from a problem once every 5 years to a once a month is considered an upgrade.

Hmm.



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167,848 It can be disheartening to realize that no matter how much you love and forgive someone, when they haven't been at their best around you, all you are is a scar to them...a reminder of  who they once were.
It takes courage to face those you have hurt but people who hurt people lack this trait the most.   I have lost so many people I love this way.



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167,847 No matter how cold the horizon appears
Or how far the first night
When you held me near
You gotta rise from these ashes
Like a bird of flame
Step out of the shadow
We gotta go



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167,846 When I meet a new group of people who are nice and pleasant and I'm feeling a little nervous, I just imagine that they feel the same way as I am.  It works like a charm and my anxiety lessens.

When I meet a new group of people who are nasty and snobbish and I'm feeling a little nervous, I just imagine that they have not wiped theirs butts properly.  It works every time and my anxiety lessens.



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167,845 My starting point is to trust nothing anyone says. This has served me well.



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167,844 I want to say hi to my ex but I'm afraid.



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167,843 I will laughing at you Priscilla when your husband dies since all the little money he has will go to his daughter , maybe your mom can get you a job at the water company she works for . See you should it listen to your mommy and not  stupid and sign a prenup. LOL you will be in the streets since everything is his name including your house which he still owns lot of money on or wait maybe not you still have those 5,000 saved in the credit union account you have. Oh darling if your friends only knew all have in your name are credit cards , you should it married a real millionaire not a wannabe.



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167,842 You want to talk about being nasty MR. First of all you have no morals or ethics, you are a lier,cheater, etc.. Which person is more dirty? A person who got spoiled as a child  having a maid doing all the cleaning as result hates cleaning, cooking and doesn't keep up with the house or a disgusting man who is married and sleeps around ? How disgusting just to know you kiss and have unprotected sex with who knows and come back home to your wife and have sex with her gross. Doesn't matter how many showers you take the filth doesn't go away. You Sir are not gentleman and wouldn't trust a person like yourself . Who is the piggy? Lack of morals and ethics yuck, yuck



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167,841 sing me a song if you wont reach out



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167,840 How tacky you trespass someone's property not just that but you have the nerve to invited people. I guess your mommy Anita didn't teach any common sense. What would happen if the cops came over? And who in the world would walk to someones backyard , act like they own it? . Next time you and your friends want to go fishing or do other activity involving a lake , go to a public place. My backyard is not for the public to enjoy my husband paid alots of money and taxes on it  , have some respect.



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167,839 How I would describe Marissa and her mother in a few words? Tacky, getto (the language and music taste from the daughter) , vulgar , no manners, instigators, judgmental, jealous , envious, whiners, etc..etc..



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167,838 Here's my problem with Mr. Trump , everybody has the right to have their opinions but if you want to become the president of the USA (or any other country) is your job to come with solutions and he could express himself by being more polite and using better words instead he sounds like fool by insulting.  He made the mistake by starting to thread to sue. Honeslty I'm very dissapoiment by a person who is a very wealthy and a smart business person to lower himself by insulting. Too bad money doesn't buy class or manners.



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167,837 My husband and I once went apartment hunting close to Chicago.  After living in NYC, I thought I had seen it all.  We view a dank apartment with slightly smelly carpet on the first floor.  The landlord, who appears to be Greek says to us, "A guy, who is a retired police officer, lives on the second floor.  He's black but he's a really nice guy".  

Huh?  What do you mean he's black BUT nice?  Not only that.  Did you not see that my very white husband married me, a black woman?  The least you could do is keep your pervasive message of hate to yourself.  

We left and never looked back.



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167,836 Very few things in this world are as satisfying as taking a huge dump.  I just came out of the bathroom after what felt like an eternity.  It just kept flowing and flowing...not diarrhea mind you.  Solid poop a mile long.  I can think so clearly now.



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167,835 I've had an ass full of people calling other people racists. A racist is someone who hangs someone from a tree because they're black, or puts someone into an oven because they're Jewish.  If I call someone a nigger, or a wetback, so what?  Get over it.  I have a right to think whatever I want to think, and say whatever I want to say.  If I shoot someone - for no other reason than I didn't like their race, then you can call me a racist. All of you, feigning outrage over nothing. fuck you and your hypocrisy.  Fuck you and your empty life. You don't defend yourself against a real racist with a lawyer or an H.R. department, you do it with a gun. The irony is that none of you self rightious pricks would ever actually fight against real racism, like in Nazi Germany or Bosnia.  You'd run, because your feelings would be too hurt, and because you are pussies.



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167,834 Just finished a twist cone, reminded me of you.



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167,833 Although my lover has had plenty of other partners, I'm the only one who has ever made him come. I spent four hours at his house just now and wrung three orgasms out of him. He was covered in jizz and begging for mercy by the time I was done. I feel like a sex god.



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167,832 Some random stranger offered to help me the other day.


We hung out the rest of the day and had a pretty decent time. We exchanged numbers but I don't know what to do from there.


I'm a lesbian. I'm not sure if she is. She doesn't seem it. That's the problem with reading lesbians. Impossible. So I never get anywhere.

But this girl gave me her number.....that's gotta be a good thing right?
But I've seen her around with her friends. They all seems stuck up and ritzy. So I got scared. And now I'm not gonna call her. Because I think, how does such a beautiful girl see anything in a girl like me. I used to be super fat and now, I'm on the fitter side. I'm not pure muscle but it definitely shows I work out. Anyways, none of this solved any of my insecurity problems. This girl is beautiful. She's smart and she was funny. And the fact that she randomly offered to help and then hang out????? I feel like I will forver have these thoughts when it comes to starting a relationship with a girl. I'll never understand what they see in me and why? When she offered to help, like 20 times I was like umm what do yu want in return? She just kept laughing at me telling me nothin. It was just being nice maybe I'm not used to people being nice? On most days I hate being a lesbian. Because I think about this girl non stop. I crave her. And I'm not going to do anything about it.



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167,831 People better hope they are defined by their jobs. because if not, then they have absolutely nothing. They come home and turn on the TV. I never knew this about people. I learned it from reading facebook. People come home and watch TV and post mindless crap about how much they like coffee and drinking. There is nothing more to them. They have no thoughts other than entertaining themselves with alcohol, drugs and tv. There's an extremely small percentage of the population who actually think and get things done. Everyone is along for a free ride.



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167,830 I don't understand the support for Donald Trump. He's a proven racist. And despite being given a large sum of money for nothing (more than most of us will ever see) at the start of his life, he's gone bankrupt several times.

So he can't even manage his own finances.

So why does he have this support? I don't know. He seems like a bigoted moron to me.



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167,829 I am so depressed and anxious. Whenever I spend extended periods of time alone, I either have panic attacks or cry nonstop. When with other people, I can focus on something else- I can feel happy.

I started getting help by going to a counselor, but what if it doesn't help?



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167,828 When I was younger, I was the type of nerdy girl who loved those nerdy guys, the ones too shy to talk to you. So we'd just look at each other. I had no idea of they guys I liked liked me back or if it was just wishful thinking on my part. Now, as I near 40, I still love those nerdy men. But none of us have ever figured out how to talk to the other. Or maybe none of them have ever been interested in me. Who knows? Either way, I'm still single.



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167,827 People are not defined by their jobs. People are more than what they do for work. What pays the bills is a detail in a long list of what makes up a person.

Who the hell is one human being to determine the worth of another?

You could make six figures a year and have no soul. How does that contribute to the stream of life?



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167,826 I finally realize that it is I who is the bad guy and have been all these years.



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167,825 If you've been with that many girls in the past I must be one more on the list



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167,824 I ORDERED A DILDO TODAY!!



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167,823 My life is hell. My wife is an alcohol druggie. Booze and coke rule her life. I've taken her to therapists and doctors. I spoken to her extended family. Ha, they are drug users too, little help there. Her father was helpful for a bit but then he died. My latest tactic is to cut off all access to money. Her bank account is empty. Her credit cards went into default because I stopped paying. But what happened next is infuriating. She called her friends to borrow money. When i found out about it I called these so called friends and demanded to know why they are aiding in her drug habit. I told them they'd never get paid back. They said they'd sue me for the money. I told them I didn't borrow any money so they can't sue me. It was ugly. It left me so bothered that these friends were helping a druggie and at the same time threatening me. What the hell did I do wrong in this situation? Druggies have problems. The friends of druggies make the problems worse.



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167,822 Wow. You are actually the shittiest "friend" ever and you know it. Next time you're drunk and feel guilty go kick some rocks. Fuck you.



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167,821 Every time I shave my legs, they are completely covered in black stubble six hours later. If I shave my legs in the morning, I can't wear a dress that evening.

One time, I shaved my legs an hour before going out to dinner. I came home from dinner - about three hours after I shaved my legs - and there was very visible black stubble all over them! What the fuck?

I am a woman. Most men I know have less body hair than me.

I'm ugly. I've been trying so hard not to admit it, but there it is. It shouldn't matter very much - appearances shouldn't matter - but I can't help but feel awful about it.



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167,820 An investment house Goldman Sachs cooks the books on Greek finances, IMF attempts to extort the country and Greece gives a BIG middle finger to to the EU for insane austerity measures.

Congratulations Greece for showing some backbone.  Did you just hear the "splat" on the sidewalk outside investment banker houses?



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167,819 I'm lonely but i hate to be around people.



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167,818 So many lives have no point. A guy flips burgers which are purchased by a gas station attendant who puts gas in the truck of a plumber who fixes the pipes in the home of the guy flipping burgers. If none of these people existed, nothing bad would happen to the world - except there would be more parking spaces for those of us who do contribute to society.



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167,817 quantum entanglement. i'm starting to think that's what we've got here. god help us.



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167,816 I'm always a little uncomfortable about how to end a back and forth text conversation. Like we send half a dozens texts to each other and I don't want to chat anymore, so what do I do, just ignore his last question? It's not like I can say oh I went out. It's on my phone and obviously I'm holding my phone seeing that we just exchanged a bunch of texts. It gets harder and harder to lie and say I was driving and got into an area with no signal. The phone companies have been too good at filling those holes. Damn phone companies.



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167,815 In recent days I'm completely convinced there's a bug living in my ear. I can feel something moving in there. I've tried swabs and filling my ear with water, but no change. I feel like an idiot but I'm going to go to the ER and ask the doctors to look. Grossssssssssssssss.



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167,814 When my wife is in a bad mood she'll tell our 10 year old son he is a "loser", "a pain in the ass", "an unwanted child". I plead with her to stop while I pull my son to the side and try to explain that mommy is just in a bad mood.  But I swear, that woman needs to be bitch slapped.



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167,813 It's starting to occur to me how randomly my heart fires.



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167,812 The only time Ive stopped thinking about you constantly in the last week was today when I was too gone to function.  You're on my heart girl. Separated by miles but I wish it was you I was with.



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167,811 It'd be nice if I had something to work with. Lord knows, she'll never let that happen. I may as well ask God itself to explain the universe to me entirely in Swahili.



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167,810 I love you, N.  I'm afraid you'll never love me back. Yes, I'm older than you, but why does that matter?  We're both adults.  Is that what's wrong, or is there something else?



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167,809 I've never experienced this, but I'm sure I'd really enjoy a night with a hot Korean slut.



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167,808 My husband doesn't believe in celebrating 4th of July. He'd rather work. He's been working all day.

I'm making potato salad so I can eat it on the balcony alone and pretend to have my own little late night 4th of July celebration.

This is my life.



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167,807 My one regret - I wish I had married someone more intelligent.

E.g., I came home from work and my wife asked me, and I quote, "Do you know the name of the loch where the Loch Ness monster lives?"



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167,806 Of course I'm really thinking of you now because I'm horny, emotional and getting my period. I would use you for sex if I were the type of woman who could do that. For me, it would be like playing with fire.

The truth is, you don't deserve me. I'm too good for you. Your son is too good for you too. You're basically a total fuck up who only thinks of himself.  You don't care who you hurt to get what you need.  You say you do what you can for your family but that couldn't be further from the truth. You're a one-way user.

And you know what's telling - we never made love, we only fucked, probably because in the back of my mind I always knew you were temporary.

You suck!



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167,805 I wish I was brave enough to speak my mind like Donald Trump does.



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167,804 I can also jerk off twice in a day, but the second time has no pleasure. I don't think my brain has reloaded whatever chemical makes it pleasurable. So I always wait an extra day or too before going for gold again. 62m



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167,803 I do not deal with women that have greater mental issues than me.  Both of you got issues (yes I said both of you).  I have tried to be that person for each of you and the fact I've known you both for well over 10 years, I am not sure why the fuck either of you can't figure things out.  I have and its simple for me; you both have to move on....and I will not be there.  I can not be your crutch anymore.  You cannot bend my ear, be the shoulder to cry on and quite frankly listen to how bad your lives are.  This is all your fault, you have the power to change but instead what to wallow in bullshit.  Not for me, I've done as much as I could.  I will remember you both but your time is done with me.



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167,802 167774 She is lying. No miscarriage. See, she's a lot meaner than you thought.



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167,801 New haircut looks good, but your face still doesn't.

You're obviously just trying to piss off an ex that wants nothing to do with you anymore with all your public posts of made up selfies and happy shots of your kid.

Nobody cares that you love pot.

Unless you're painting your face with rainbow colors and walking the streets irl, just stop.

I really hate Facebook most of the time.



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167,800 Pacifist here. I'm actually starting to believe the gun lovers. Maybe it is better if we all start carrying weapons. So many nut cases in our world. I don't want to be caught empty handed when some evil moron starts shooting at me and my family.



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