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167,999 In a group conversation, I stood up for the Confederate flag. I made it clear I'm completely against racism. I went on to explain how we can't ban things we don't personally like. That's not what freedom means. It's not what this country stands for.

A few people in the group immediately acted outraged and branded me a racist.

This is how bullying works. This is what we've become. Toe the line or you will be ostracized from the group.

I'm getting kind of sick of this.



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167,998 My boyfriend tells me we are fine but never has time to see me...I know he loves me but??? I am definitely not ugly and our sex is great but he says his kids take up a lot of his time,,?..not sure what to do...



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167,997 My one true love -- remember me
When once again my face you see...



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167,996 It's 2ᛆ am and everyone's asleep in my house. I'm up. Kicking heroin. Day 7. No methadone. No Xanax. Nothing. I feel numb yet awake. Legs hurt. Body hurts. No one to talk too. However, I'm glad I'm clean.

36/F/Mom/Wife/RecoveringAddict

Baby steps.



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167,995 For a few years after college a dated an attractive young socialite. Her father was the CEO of a well known company. I would get invited to their summer home and to fancy dinner parties in New York City. It was assumed I would soon propose marriage.

Meanwhile, I was fucking a secretary from Queens. Not only that, I was fucking her in the ass. I had never done anything so debasing with my potential fiancée.

It's what I would think about as I sat there at the dinner table with the socialite's parents while eating rack of lamb.

"I shot a load in an unattractive sluts ass last night, and tonight I'll shoot another load in your daughter's finely manicured pussy, but I like it more in the the sluts ass."

It made the boorish dinner parties a little more bearable.



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167,994 Go ahead - text me.



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167,993 My wife always finds a reason to get angry just before going to bed. That way she has an excuse to turn down any sexual advance I might make. She's so predictable with this behaviour. It's actually funny. What she doesn't realize is I'm getting it elsewhere so her little drama has no effect on me, other than to make me realize how pathetic she is.



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167,992 I've imagined so many times he'd end up taking his own life.  And I could never blame him.

Now I fear it may happen soon enough.  If it does, I'd never stop hurting.



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167,991 I live in a Northern state and I'm thinking about getting a Confederate flag and flying it just to let everyone know we still have a Constitution and a right to free speech.

I think it's just pathetic that people are so up in arms about it. So the sight of a flag makes you go to pieces? Really, you've got to be a pretty big baby if that's all it takes to get your panties in a twist.

Seriously, people need to suck it up and get a grip. Stuff that you don't like is always going to be happening. Adults learn to take it in stride. Children whine and cry and stamp their feet about it. Time to grow up and stop wetting yourself every time your widdle feewings get hurt.



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167,990 He is going to dump me...I can feel it coming.  Guys don't love me. They love fucking Me because I have a great pussy and I love sex.  It I hpwever, not so great that they can sleep with or be with me. Not so great that they will accept a key to my home or make room in their life for me. I am ultimately not worth their trouble so they move on. How many times will I be left like this before I just blow my fucking brains out? Being beautiful is a burden that gets me used. Being unattractive is just the worst.  I dont think this place we all live has anything to offer me, and I think I want to go now. No one has ever just loved me when push comes to shove, and it Makes me want to be dead.



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167,989 I hate cops. Can't say that out loud. But I sure do love saying it here. I hate cops.

I know of this woman who worked at the police department. The cops made lewd sexual comments about her. It wasn't even hearsay. They posted the comments online for all to see.

She complained to the head of the department. If it was me, I'd apologize to her. And I'd talk to the cops and get them to apologize too.  But then again, I'm not a cop. I'm a reasonable person.

The head of the department did nothing except he had her investigated a dozen times over the next few years, obviously looking for her to do something wrong.

That's so wrong. How is this tolerated? The woman was the victim of sexual harassment in the workplace. Then when she reports it, she gets harassed some more.

This is America. This sucks. Cops, you are not above the law. I'm so disappointed on the way guys behave. More an more I believe all the stories I hear from African Americans and the abuse they suffer at the hands of cops.



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167,988 Sometimes I forget that I'm the one that walked away. It's because I caught the subtlety of your intentions and I took them to heart. Yes, I left you, and at the time it was a great relief. But let's face it: You pushed me out. I need to remember to be happy with the way things turned out. Remember how unhappy I was. How unwilling you were to really put things on the line when it counted. To do the necessary things to honor our commitment to each other. Doing it because we were old friends and good friends. It wasn't enough for you. I remember now that there were things you loved more than me. That's what makes me sad. I'm no match for the life you thought you wanted. I needed your help, your love your patience, and it was never going to compete with the future you had in mind for yourself. Ask yourself, how tough was it really going to be? Is it any easier for you now? I seriously hope it was worth it for you, but I'll never know.



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167,987 The best mattress I ever slept on was in the form of a man.
I miss that mattress.



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167,986 Elected officials. What a scam. The person running my town has been in office forever. Nothing ever gets done. Some paperwork was supposed to be filled out so the town gets reimbursed by the state government for a building project. Nothing happened. We've been waiting 14 years for the paperwork to be completed. 14 years! How can this guy keep getting re-elected???????

I'll tell you how. Because people don't pay attention. They are too busy sipping their wine every night. They assume everything is being done right. It isn't. But they can't be bothered to care.



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167,985 In this modern world I get a little worried. She leaves her dirty panties on the floor. Used to be I would sniff them. These days no way. There could be a hidden camera.



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167,984 In my 30s, I gave a shit, I really truly did. Trust me, it's no way to live your life.



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167,983 I'm looking at the two notes you wrote to me today. We have such similar handwriting.



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167,982 I saw you today, my handsome crush. It will have to tide me over for so long. I want to ask you to get a drink with me, but I don't know if you're into girls, much less into me. And maybe we won't have that much to talk about, maybe it will be awful. I'm such a coward.



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167,981 Tis already the most emotionally jarring video game storyline ever produced. But, then they make "Factions mp". Which has the ability to raise your blood pressure, and raise the query "don I have have tourettes, where did that come from?".
The the real puzzle that needs resolved is, am I sadistic for desiring strongly to sviv with rapidity, burn down with a Molotov, or open a skull with a execution on the other players? Or masochistic for continuing to step toe to toe, alone at times, against war-parties that roll me up fast and smoke me like a joint? Of which no real ray of hope shines that victory may be possible.

So many of us love to hate this game. Lets go to Capitol, ill hand you your brains with stealthy little flanking maneuver!



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167,980 You're kind of a jerk. You're doing a really good job at changing my mind. No, I'm not happy with where I'm at but I'm sure not going to give that up for someone who makes me feel the way you have.



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167,979 A few weeks ago I went to a massage parlor.  There was an older Asian woman there, great body with nice tits, who remembered me from last time.  This time I wanted her to jerk me off on her tits.  I had blown a wad earlier in the day, so all I managed was a little 4" squirt.  But it was pretty hot.  But now when I jerk off at home, I'm shooting out these huge squirts of cum.  Funny how that happens.



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167,978 Last night my husband woke up at 3am to get a drink of water.  He returned to bed and immediately starting eating my pussy.  He just dove right in until I exploded on his face.  

It is so odd to me that he really always wants it.  He will be sound asleep, turn to spoon me, and realize that I'm naked - then BAM!  I'm on my stomach and he's fucking the shit out of me.  He goes from snoring to plowing me in under 30 seconds.



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167,977 Our town's High School is almost 100% white. There was one black girl graduating this year. The local newspaper put her picture on the front cover to represent the entire graduating class. I'm not racist, but I don't think that was the right thing to do.



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167,976 Dear boyfriend, if you only knew how many times a day I masturbate you'd be shocked, just ask our neighbors. I have to let you know I hate thin walls. I have to shut all the windows, run the water, and turn on the tv before using old thrusty!



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167,975 Still planning to do my thing. I love sex too much and feel like I haven't experienced enough.



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167,974 I'm old. Statistically I'm not going to live much longer. The universe will continue on without me for billions more years. I had my shot to make a mark, to influence mankind, to change the world. But I did nothing with my time here. I ate and watched TV and had a little fun in the bed. I, like billions before me, squandered the gift of life I was given. I'm sad.



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167,973 I think parents send their children to camp when they don't like their children. They try to pawn them off for the summer on the camp counselors.  What this means is there is a higher than normal percentage of obnoxious annoying kids at any camp, the kind no one likes. The few good kids who go to camp, they are royally fucked.



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167,972 This happened a year ago, the summer after my sophomore year. I started a job at a bookstore. It was about a mile away from my off campus housing. Not a problem, I rode my bike there. There was a bike rack in front of the store. Each morning I put my bike in the rack. Each evening at closing I'd take my bike out of the rack. This worked for five days until the bike was stolen. I came out of the store and the bike was gone and the wire from the lock was on the ground. It had been snipped. Fuck.

Next morning I called the police station. I didn't know if that was the right thing to do. I remember seeing people do this on TV shows. So that's what I did.

I told the police my bike had been stolen. They didn't seem much interested. They said I should come down and fill out paperwork. Alright, I went down to the police station. Guess what I saw leaning against the wall outside the police station. It was my bike. What?

I went inside and spoke to the police. I told them my bike was stolen and now it's outside. I was confused. They explained that yes the bike was stolen at the beginning of the week. But luckily a good samaritan brought it to the police station.

How's that again? My bike wasn't stolen earlier in the week. I've been riding it to work everyday.

The story was that on Monday a woman saw my bike in the bike rack in front of the books store. She saw it there Tuesday too. And Wednesday. And Thursday. Being quite intellectual, she deduced that the bike was stolen and the thieve had abandoned the bike in front of the bookstore. So being a super hero crime fighter she decided to bring my bike to the police station so it could be claimed by the rightful owner. She kind of ignored the idea that my bike was locked up in the bike rack. How many bike thieves lock a bike in a bike rack? Not being a criminal, I don't know. But she obviously knew this is what bike thieves do. So she and a friend snipped the wire on the lock and took my bike to the police station.

Thank you dear lady. Where would the world be without good people like you.

Now please go take a nap on the train tracks.



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167,971 Last year I was sitting here at my computer in my home, exactly where I am now, when I looked up because I saw something moving ten feet from me.  It was a brown swirling mass in the shape and size of a human, about 5Ƌ" tall, and it was walking through the room.  It took a full step and a half leading with its right leg, and then it just disappeared.  Strangest thing I've ever seen.  Nothing had happened before in the years I've been in this house, and nothing has happened since.  I wasn't scared.  The neighbors say their house is haunted, so maybe that has something to do with it.



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167,970 The truth is, if the South voted Democrat, we would never have heard about the Confederate flag at all.



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167,969 I'm itchy with guilt and I haven't even done anything. I've never had to feel guilty about desire before and it fucking sucks.



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167,968 When I get home from work and I'm tired after a long day, the word "exercise" sounds a lot like "extra fries". It's easy to get them confused.



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167,967 The only reason I married my husband was because there was no one else. The only reason. I was 32. All my friends were married. I hadn't been asked out on a date in 4 years. He kept calling. I didn't like him. I let him fuck me. I put his penie in my mouth and swallowed his semen. I knew he was the last chance I had. I was the only chance he had. We married each other even though it had nothing to do with love. 21 years later we're still together. I wouldn't have it any other way. He's a good man. Somewhere in there we learned to love each other. We make each other happy. I'm grateful we found each other.



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167,966 We can only hope that this next generation can put raceism in the same museum as the confederate flag. Let it be a realic of the past.



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167,965 My whole family is biracial, my oldest sister look very European fair skin and natural strawberry blonde hair while I have more olive skin and tend to tan very quickly . People assume my sister is adopted or from a diferent father. Yes people tend to be stupid sometimes and the funny part my oldest sister looks exactly like my very dark skin father except she is white.



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167,964 I've given up on finding love and have started reminding myself that I'm a genius anyway (no, really. IQ of 164 and soon attending a top university). It sucks being invisible and it sucks being in my own head all the time.

17/F



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167,963 Foreigners are coming to our country and robbing and raping and killing people. They get offended if we mention it.

Hey, shouldn't it be the other way around? Shouldn't we be getting offended they are coming here to commit crimes?

What unbelievable spin. It's a con job. They commit crimes and then try to make us into the bad guys for talking about it.

Wake the hell up America.



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167,962 I hate my exwife. It's why I divorced her. She's a manipulative bitch. I can't seem to get away from her though. We share the kids. She'll forever have her claws into me.

She called me up the other day. She said she was behind on her bills. She asked me to pay them. I politely reminded her we are divorced. Her bills are her problem. She said if I didn't pay then she'd have no credit cards to buy food for when the kids stay there. There'd be no electricity. No running water.

So you know what asshole me did? I paid her bills. But first I made it clear that I'll pay only if she makes an effort to get a job. That's the deal she made with the judge. That's the deal she made with our kids. She said she'd get a job but she never finds time to look.

But this time I sternly said YOU WILL GET A JOB. This was yesterday. I paid her bills. I asked the kids what their mother did today. She went on a hike in the morning. She went out to lunch with friends. Now she is out to dinner with more friends. Yep, her problem is solved. I paid the bills and her credit card was reactivated, so now she can keep right on having a good time. No need to get a job...

That's the last time. I'm going to get the lawyers involved again. $15,000 will be wasted explaining to the judge that the kids shouldn't visit with her at all.



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167,961 Oh... the confederate flag has been officially removed in South Carolina. Now racism will stop.

It really troubles me when people think these moronic little gestures will make a difference. Flying a red and blue flag isn't the issue. The flag doesn't cause racism. Racism causes the flag. Get rid of the flag and you have done nothing to combat racism - except you can pretend to be a hero for the news cameras.



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167,960 Hey, I'm happy for you. You both dress like something you're not to act like someone you'll never be. A match made in heaven. I hope you enjoy lying to yourself some more, you seem to really enjoy it.

Farewell old friend, for this is my last ever post about you.



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167,959 I can't walk more than 50 yards before I have to stop and rest.



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167,958 My advice:

When you are in your early twenties, fuck a good looking guy who played football in high school.

But when you are in your late twenties, marry a guy who played in the marching band.



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167,957 It will be nice if I would date someone from my city  where I was born, shared the same values, was catholic , well spoken with manners. integrity, ethics a true gentleman who family means everything . Why should I settle for less?  When it comes to serious relationships or marriage it takes more than just love to make things work.



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167,956 I'm white. My wife is black. Our youngest looks JUST like me, blue eyes and all.

We live in a small, very white community.

She was grocery shopping with him one day. A total stranger walked up and asked her when she had adopted the beautiful boy in the shopping cart.

What is WRONG with these people???



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167,955 What the hell has this relationship become? We both have the day off sitting on opposite sides of the porch both on our phones. I'm playing a game hoping you'll text me and quite honestly she could be doing the same but with someone else.



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167,954 I'm furious.
Have you ever seen those flies that are striped black and yellow. They're wanna-bees, not real hymenoptera! Bah...

Take it easy all, sail smoothly, and laugh at the storms.



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167,953 167932 You live in a village of idiots. Good luck.



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167,952 I despise vacations.



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167,951 I have the strongest celebrity crush I've ever had on Bridget Everett.  Not everyone's cup of tea but just the thought of driving that woman wild in bed is making me hard right now.



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167,950 Sometimes after we have sex, I'll make myself come while hubby sleeps beside me.



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167,949 Sometimes I feel like I slip into pockets of invisibility.  I'll send texts to a handful of people...no one responds.  Facebook..."Seen at 8ᛌpm," no response.  Skype, nobody's on.  Emails, nothing new.  This usually happens when I have a particular craving, a real need to interact with another human being.  When I'm busy or don't have time to talk, that's when they all seem to come out of the woodwork.  It's so disheartening to have such bad timing and it makes me feel like shit.



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167,948 damned if i do, damned if i don't but i love you.

rock > me < hard place



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167,947 OMG - I was totally fucked tonight by my lover. One look at this guy - great body, not an ounce of fat, kind of on the small side, very good looking, beautiful dick and the best pussy eater ever...I came all over his face several times and he loved it! Oh, how sweet he is...I'd let him do me every day if I could. Oh, I am such lucky girl!



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167,946 im a public figure,  well known in my city. it would shock people to know my secret. was happily married 30 years, great lady, great  sex. my best friend. she passed 2 years ago. girls my  age are just not sexy so i go after craigslist ho's.  Most are twenty-something. Some hook, some do it for free. They are shaved smooth, the tightest, wettest, back-arching, panting, moaning multiples one O after another. they love sex. but now some of them want to be my gf! WTF

M/59



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167,945 Ahhh Ariana Grande Americans hate you right back! Your brother loves "doughNUTS"



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167,944 my mom cheated on my dad with her personal trainer and ruined my family forever



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167,943 To be completely honest, I feel as if I am experiencing karma for the first time. You are totally doing me the way I did you years ago. Touché. You win. I can't get you off my mind and you shouldn't be there in the first place.



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167,942 I think you are the sexiest man I have ever known. Your intelligence and demeanor have me completely smitten. I cannot wait to see you again. We talk all day and yet I miss you so much.



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167,941 Dear work crush, it's been a month since I quit. I still think about you every day. I miss you, K. Maybe I'll see you soon.



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167,940 i forgave you everything you were going to do to me the moment we met.



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167,939 it's a sad sad situation, and it's getting more and more absurd... why can't we talk it over? always seems to me, sorry seems to be the hardest word.



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167,938 YOU, MY WIFE, ARE SOOOOOO DIFFICULT! EVERYTHING HAS TO BE DONE YOUR WAY!

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??????

One of a million examples. Our son wanted a basketball hoop for his birthday. You instead get him the board game Monopoly. Why? Because you used to play it when you were a kid.

Hello, you had brothers and sister. You could play board games with them. Our son is a only child. That's why he wanted the basketball hoop. He can shoot baskets on his own.

How the hell is he going to play Monopoly by himself?

You think of no one but yourself. The entire universe revolves around you. What you want is the law.

Go fuck yourself. I can't wait until our son grows up and I'm getting far far away from you.



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167,937 if u feel like u did something wrong and u feel the need to apologize, then do it. you have no idea how much that person is hurting and your words may give them the release that they need to get on with their lives.



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167,936 When I was a kid my mom went back to work and it changed everything. She started earning money and became way more independent. Before I knew it she fell in love with someone else and moved out, leaving me with my dad. Careful what you wish for when you want your wife to go back to work.



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167,935 there are so many things I would say to you if I had the guts. First and foremost, I would say sorry, I would apologize for being such a jerk. I cannot believe the person I was back then and the hurt I caused you. I would gladly take that hurt from you 10 times over if I could. I was young and dumb and let fear and people's opinions get in the way. I cared for you so deeply that I didn't know what to do about it because so many factors confused it. I loved the rush of being around you and the feelings I felt with and for you are still hard to explain. Life has happened to both of us, but there's still something about you. When I talk to you, when I look at you...there's still something there waiting to be discovered. I would never say any of this to your face but I could fall for you all over again if I'm not careful. This time though, I'd make it right.



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167,934 The first time I saw you I was calm and collected. Now, as time approaches, I'm getting nevous. Butterflies consume me and I'm not sure why. You'll never be mine, you never were. But still. I just hope to get you alone.



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167,933 My wife's hypochondria is bringing us to financial ruin. She gets her teeth checked because her teetch "felt weird", $350. We don't have dental coverage. The dentist found nothing wrong. The weird feeling went away. She gets her eyes checked because one of her friend had cancer an the eye. Therefore my wife gets her own eyes checked??? $400. We don't have eye coverage. She gets a full body checkup, $1,500. There wasn't an ailment so insurance only covered $500.  There's nothing wrong with her. Except in her mind.



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167,932 My husband and I bought a house in a town that is 92% white.  He is white and I am black. So far,

1.  I have been approached by an old white woman insisting that I must not "be from here" since I was polite to her.  By "here" she means the US.  She went on to elaborate her shock since all black people are nasty (and therefore I was an anomaly).  By "all", she means underprivileged black kids she met in a school program in California once.  My husband and I just walked away from her as she desperately tried to salvage her reputation by stating that what she was saying was not about race.  

2.  I met a new woman in town.  She was kinda quirky, which I like.  She's also blond and blue-eyed.  We meet up for lunch at a Korean place.  While we're eating our noodles she mentions that she always envisioned black people eating watermelon and chicken.  She says this out of nowhere.  Our budding friendship quickly dwindled after that.

3.  I was meeting a friend for lunch downtown.  We hadn't decided where to eat.  I suggested a Japanese place that turned out to be closed.  She suggested a Middle-Eastern place but I don't like that food much.  She then said "Oh, you don't like Indian food?".  I had to explain to her that the owners where from Yemen, not India.  They were Muslim, not Hindu.  She "joked" that they probably don't want black people in there anyway.  As in haha, they'd serve her but treat me badly, haha.  She honestly thought reinforcing negative stereotypes about my race that I have never exhibited would be amusing to me.  

I have more stories.



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167,931 M, I have realized I have feelings for you.  If you still want to try please let me know.  -L



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167,930 I am from Trinidad and Tobago.  When I get together with one particular friend, she keeps making reference to "island time", as in, being tardy.  It does not seem to matter to her that I get to events before she does, plan to have her over only to have her arrive 30 minutes late, or be invited over to her house for dinner only to arrive and the food is not yet started (she expects me to help make it too!).  

But still there she is about this "island time" while winking and smiling at me as she alone seems to practice it.



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167,929 Obamacare has screwed everyone I know up the butt. I'm covered under my husband's insurance. For the insurance company to be Obamacare-compliant, they QUADRUPLED our deductible.

The guys I work with pay out the ass for their premiums. A guy with a wife and two kids pays $600 A MONTH just to be covered. These are not rich guys. Most of them make between 30 and 40K. They're paying ONE-FOURTH of their takehome pay just for COVERAGE, and that's not even talking about the deductible.

All these rich white liberals who voted for O'Commie just to make themselves feel superior for voting for a Black guy, they can afford all the medical care they need. They'd lick his asshole no matter what he did. But they really love Obamacare. It doesn't affect them. So they're quite happy to see him do his favorite number and rob the middle class (what there is left of it) to subsidize his "plan."

Fuck 'em all. If Donald Trump can undo this fucking mess. I'm voting for him. Go Donny, people who are awake and able to think for themselves are with ya.



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167,928 I don't know what you want from me, L. I've got nothing else to give.



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167,927 That which is born in fire and hammered over and over again, will once again be made whole. This I know.



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167,926 Sadly everybody make assumptions , I know plenty on men who has made it of me based on my nationality , as soon as I tell them where I'm from they picture me barefooted, living in a hut in the middle of nowhere being dirt poor. While is the opposite of how I used live in my country. I also known plenty of men who will dated certain ethnicity just based on a fantasy how they supposed be , just to be disappointed because they turn out to be nothing like they have on mind.



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167,925 I drink straight from the soy milk carton ;)



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167,924 I get all the batteries for my kids' toys from the supply closet at work.



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167,923 I was shocked. Last night she wanted sex. That never happens.

Today she asked if she could spend $4,000.

Oh now I get it.



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167,922 I like women grounded in reality and in a sense of self-determination.  The moment she asks about my star sign, that's when I know that she's going to make a priori assumptions about me based on a man-made fantasy construct that has no bearing on anything.  That's when I know that we won't be going any further because she's already shown herself to be incompatible with me.



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167,921 I'm 35 right now and I just realized that I have not been hit on by any men over the last 5-6 years.  Not a single guy has wanted me.  What happened?  Did I age out of my cute 20-something stage?  Seriously, I became invisible.



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167,920 We are controlled by the 1%'s and can't do a damn thing about it.



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167,919 Why the fuck does he keep mentioning a threesome? He got jealous when I asked him to make out with a girl while drunk. Why can't I get mad that he basically asking permission to fuck with another girl?
FFF seems so much fun..but MFF...such a male-pleasing-centric arrangement. And I know he would never do MMF.
In all honesty, I would just tell him to get the fuck off me. You wanted me to fuck with you and another girl? Then, LET ME FUCK HER. Go sit in the corner and just watch now, damn it.

Why doesn't he get that threesomes just fuck up relationships? Time to re-evaluate our sex life.



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167,918 When I pee, I usually wipe from back to front.  Sort of in an upward motion.  I don't reach you far back. I've never had a yeast infection. I don't see what the big deal is.



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167,917 Thanks YouTube for changing your user interface. I love that I used to know how to add videos, and delete them and so on. But now that the interface changed I have to figure out where you put everything all over again. Yep, that's really great.

It would be like you desperately needing your heart medication... and I hide it on you. Wouldn't you love that?



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167,916 I'm confused, again. I don't know what I'm doing, again. I feel really stupid for caring, again.



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167,915 My husband's family are some of the nastiest, most passive aggressive, verbally and emotionally abusive people I ever met.  This is all while going to church every Sunday and imagining themselves to be the most morally superior, perfectly perfect human beings ever.

They have a particularly insidious habit of making random verbal attacks at family dinners and family events when everyone is well gathered for the show.  Some cousin asked me in the middle of family Christmas dinner why I wasn't Catholic -- with about 14 other people at the table, including my mother-in-law and her parish priest.  I said I didn't want to have that discussion.  She asked me again.  I refused to say anything on the subject.

Seriously, you could FEEL the letdown from all of them because I wouldn't play that game.  They were all SO ready to pounce, and shred, and bulldoze.  They LOVE to start the "Let's all cozily criticize Sonny's Wife" game with other people around, and they're tireless on the subject.  And they wonder why I don't visit them anymore.  It's never "convenient" for me, which is easier than "It's because you're all rude assholes."

What makes me nervous is that the same sadistic tendencies emerge in my husband from time to time, especially when he gets booze in him.  He'll think it's funny to say something humiliating about me in front of other people at parties, and then can't comprehend why it's so offensive, to both me and the other people present.  He'll apologize profusely once he sobers up, but then he'll wait a few years and do it again.

He's lucky I haven't won the lottery yet, is all I have to say.  I did not get married to be subjected to a constant Death of a Thousand Cuts at parties.  I'm starting to dread taking him out in public in case he decides to be "funny" again.

There's nothing worse than trying to condition a bad example set for someone in childhood out of that person as an adult.  What flies in your shitty little hometown is dysfunction to the rest of the world, darling...!!!

I secretly think that the first attractive man who comes along and pays me a lot of compliments is going to be able to seduce me right out from under the "Funny" man.



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167,914 Rule #1......









Don't fall for a straight one.





I'm hurting so bad right now......



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167,913 clearly I'm coming on a little strong. I can tell by our conversations. I need to find something to occupy my time because all I think about is you. All I dream about is you. I want to take care of you and yours, I want to love you like no one has ever loved you. I want you to feel secure and safe with me but I want you to remain that strong woman I so deeply admire. You're far too far out of my league. I'm way in over my head. I want to love you and everything that comes along with you- the good the bad, the comolicated. I want to be there to finally make you feel loved instead of causing you pain like I have in the past. I want to make you feel safe and secure ure while still acknowledging the independent woman I admire....but you'll never know because I will never say.if all you could offer me is love, that would never be a downgrade



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167,912 When my wife and I were getting divorced, she'd write down all the "big" words I used. She'd turn them over to her lawyer as proof I was condescending to her.

For example I once said, "You have a proclivity for causing trouble."

This was then used against me in court, the fact I said the word "proclivity". Proof positive that I was evil.

The judge laughed.

I'm so glad to be done with her.



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167,911 I hate that to sign up for an account at a website, I have to give them my cell phone number. Fuck you. My number is none of your business. Don't let me sign up for your stupid website. Your loss.



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167,910 I'm no longer going to text you first. I hate this waiting game.



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167,909 Been thinking about you lately. Wondering how you are - your job, your health, your kids at home.
It was easy to not think about you for a long time, as I had my own things going on that were new and exciting.  
It's all still perfectly exciting and very comfortable, but I find my thoughts coming back to you.
I can only hope you have found something by now.
But I know that when you do find that person, you will still think of me.



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167,908 If I go on a date and the girl mentions her astrological sign, I'll never call her again.



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167,907 I don't know why I cheat on my wife. My wife is better than these other women.



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167,906 I hate knowing that you're ignoring me. I get that you have other priorities, but I don't. You're my priority. I'm sick about how much you're making me feel.



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167,905 I won't go back to that place. I won't come back here, either.



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167,904 you simultaneously make me want to pull my hair out and kiss the shit out of you. How do you do that? Could drive a girl to drink



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167,903 show me a man without baggage and i'll show you a newborn.



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167,902 scared. what is the worst thing that can happen?

i am not asking you this so i can convince you that you're not allowed to be afraid. hell, yeah, you're allowed to be afraid. if you're not afraid, you're not paying attention.

i just want you to really, really look at what it is you're afraid of. and don't underestimate the baggage handler...



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167,901 To that fat chick from that old navy story and all other fatties: if y'all were really so 'accepting of yourselfs, and loved yourselves' then comments like that would bug you at all... ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE NOT EVEN DIRECTED AT YOU. Grow the fuck up, and stop expecting the world to cater to your feelings.



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167,900 At one point, when I was in 4th grade, my desk sat next to an overhead projector. One day, I opened a service door on the side which provided access to the light bulb. I thought it would be interesting to put some paper on top of the bulb to block the light. I had no idea the bulbs got so hot. The overhead went unused for a few days and I forgot all about it, until the day that the teacher decided to use it. The projector came on, and you could see the image on the screen, but it was a bit darker than usual, and then smoke came out and the teacher turned the projector off and opened the door to find the ashes of the paper that I placed on the bulb.

Right away, it was assumed that it was a troubled student that did it, a black girl who was in special ed classes. I couldn't figure out why she got blamed other than the fact that she was black and she was a trouble maker. It bothered me as a child that she was blamed for no good reason. Still bugs be today... I don't think she actually got in trouble for the incident, but I still feel bad and I am sorry for my part in it.



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