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168,799 My work place is teaming with HamPlanets. How and why do women get this big? Oh yeah, I forgot, they are lovely just as they are. Truthfully, my concern is the floor collapsing, nothing more...



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168,798 Women wear skirts exactly so men will think about looking up there. A woman's entire existence is about teasing men. Maybe women should look for more meaning in their lives.



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168,797 The older I get, the more I realize that the wrong side won the American Civil War.



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168,796 It's been two years. Officially more than twice as long as I knew him.

I know I should have moved on by now, but I don't think I have. I'm starting to think that maybe I will, someday. But not now, and not soon.

He should be here.



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168,795 This sounds really mean but... my boss died. He was fat. He chain smoked. He died....... and I don't really care. No one liked him. Isn't that wicked of me to say such a thing? I'd never say it to anyone at the office.



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168,794 So I joined this gaming website. Most of the people there are about my age. We exchange strategies, challenge each other, that kind of thing. One person in particular caught my interest.

We talked a lot for a few weeks. Maybe a month or two, I didn't keep track. We got to know a lot about each other. I told her things about me no one else knows. We made each other laugh, we comforted each other, we flirted. At some point, she told me she liked me. As in, "I want to date you" liked me.

I was a little concerned because I wasn't 100% sure about my sexuality, but I liked her too and I was over the moon. She was kind, sympathetic, funny, and awkward in an endearing way. And, it turns out, attractive. We exchanged pictures of our faces after we became sort-of-an-online-couple-whatever-you-call-it-girlfriends-I-guess.

And then nothing. For a week, she didn't start any conversations with me. That was bizarre, since I had gotten used to us talking about twice a day. Whenever I got online, she suddenly got offline. When I texted her, she didn't reply, except for the occasional excuse why she couldn't talk to me.

Finally, I found out what was up. Planning her three year anniversary had been keeping her busy.

It was after that that she told me about her on-and-off boyfriend of three years. She had decided to be with him after all. Right after asking me out. And she wasn't going to tell me. I had to ask her for the truth, after I had already gotten it.

And here I had been worried about hurting her. I thought that if we got together, I might realize I'm straight after all, and then where would she be? I couldn't do that to her.

But, well, now I know, right? If I were straight, losing her wouldn't hurt the way it does, would it?



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168,793 Pit hair is gross bc it gets sweaty and smelly,, especially if its really long!  I support everyone shaving their pits!!

F/26



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168,792 Low rider don't use no gas now
Low rider don't drive too fast...



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168,791 I hung out with you tonight. First time I got to talk to you for two hours straight ever. I'm still crushing. I hope you reach out to me next. I want to know more about you.



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168,790 I read somewhere in a spiritual magazine, that most people know/feel/get signs/get an inner knowing about them dying about two years before they actually die...



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168,789 Baby I'm howling for you...



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168,788 Awhile back, I started washing my ass with the detachable shower head. Bad idea. As weird as this may sound, yes, my ass was totally clean, but then I started getting sick to my stomach, like, all the time. I stopped doing it, and I started to feel so much better. May not be the same for you, but that's the way it is on my end of things.



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168,787 Why is it okay for a woman to shave her armpits, but not okay for a guy to do the same? I'm a guy. I want to shave my pits. It's a much cleaner feeling. But then people would look at me like I'm a pervert.



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168,786 I didn't realize how annoying I act until I saw myself on video. I'm ugly too. Think I'll be staying home much more often from now on.



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168,785 I can hardly get around anymore. I hobble because my legs and back ache. I've seen this before. My grandmother started to hobble and a month later she died. Not being able to get around is the first step towards the grave. And so it begins for me....



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168,784 Of all the things we shared, I miss laughing with you the most.



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168,783 I jerk off early in the morning on some days to escape the hold women have over me. If my nuts are empty, women are powerless.



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168,782 Your cunty roommates are just jealous



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168,781 i feel true resonance with the carina nebula keyhole figures.. the way im barely hanging on and my life is a story where i will ultimately break from the life force. ngc6357a is a photo of part of the omega nebula i think and it gives hope to a place i began and hope to return to.



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168,780 well would you look at this.. energy enough to bounce across the room with a new hope. moments like this make things worth it after being down and out and wanting to give up for a month and a half.. all it took was a joint and coffee with my roommate and friend. she lent me her computer for a little.



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168,779 Love it when you say "you're mine", "you belong to me", "I own you". Call me weird but when it's you, and only you, it turns me on :P



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168,778 What the hell is with these daddy longlegs all over the place. They are all over in and out of my house. Others have noticed the same thing in their homes. WTF!



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168,777 I put a confederate flag on my car just to fuck with people. Why is everyone so sensitive?



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168,776 I live for people saying I'm clever. I don't care about money or promotions. Just tell me my ideas are clever and I'm happy.



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168,775 I look out the window and I know where I want my ashes to be buried. I never cared about where before. At most I pondered about whether they could be flushed without stuffing up the pipes. Sentimentality increases with age, I guess.



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168,774 If only she'd use her powers for good. Instead she just dicks around with me.



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168,773 You know I would



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168,772 Facebook is a cancer that takes over your life.



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168,771 In my first job I worked for an arrogant gay man. He was unbearable. The job was all about creativity. He was so full of himself. He thought everything he did was golden and the rest of us were untalented maggots.

Ha ha ha, he was just convicted of selling large quantities of drugs. Apparently a little hobby of his on the side. Knowing his ego, he undoubtedly thought he'd never get caught. Now he has to serve 4 years in jail.  A gay man in prison for four years. Oh yah, he's gonna get it up the ass everyday whether he wants it or not. LOL.



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168,770 Combine the smell of a bar and a zoo, the appearance of a hippo, especially, but not excluded to her posterior, and the personality of a gorilla, and you have a fairly accurate sense about what it was like to be around her. Yes, people like this actually exist.



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168,769 I love you but I am so angry with the way you treat me lately that i'm afraid I might sabotage things and then regret it for the rest of my life.



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168,768 Weird story.

  There's this woman in my town. She befriended me when I first moved here. She's the type of person who wants long deep conversations about the meaning of life. She's also a somewhat sour personality. She always sees the negative in everything.

  We had a very weird conversation once. I told her about a tiff with my husband. I shouldn't have. She wouldn't let it go. She kept wanting more details about my marriage. She kept asking if I was depressed. I wasn't. It was a simple argument with my husband, nothing more. This led to her insisting I was depressed but in denial. Then she said the oddest thing ever. She said I shouldn't commit suicide.... unless I felt it was really necessary to send a message to him. Suicide? WTF? She started telling me about painless ways to do it. I asked her to stop. She kept telling me I need to overcome my suicide fears. It was a scary weird conversation.  I couldn't wait to get away from her.

  I didn't see her anymore after that. Over the next few months I made a point of making friends with other people. One topic of conversation was this weird woman. They told me she's a bit of a nut job. Duh. They also told me her sister committed suicide a few years earlier. Everyone knew the sister and liked the sister. Everyone was surprised at the suicide.

  Then I started thinking how this woman tried to prod me into suicide. Could she have done it to her sister and it worked? Sick sick sick.

  You'll never believe what happened next. A few weeks ago another mom in this town killed herself. People tell me in this past year she became close with weird woman.  I'll bet I know what happened. Weird woman prodded the mom to kill herself. It's too much of a coincidence. The mom has a nice family with kids and a husband. She had no reason to kill herself, unless someone preyed on her and goaded her into doing it. How sickening. This weird woman needs to be stopped. People are dying because of her.



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168,767 I hate pictures of women spreading their legs while pulling their labia apart. Too slutty for my tastes.  Women need to remember, it's not about seeing you completely bare assed naked. The thrill is in the hunt. Subtle works much better than blatant.



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168,766 I don't know what I'm doing. I'm just making shit up as I go along. Especially with work.  I just say words and hope no one calls bullshit.  I can't be the only one here.



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168,765 I'm trying to masterbate but I keep getting interrupted.



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168,764 I hate how my husband holds a fork. He grabs it with his entire fist. He has no table manners and no grace. It's like eating with a gorilla.



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168,763 Being with a man who does not play stupid mind games is like heaven on earth.



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168,762 My dark secret. I fucked my sister. We were both drunk. It was stupid. I've felt revolted with myself ever since. It seemed like a good idea for the 10 minutes it lasted. The moment I ejaculated on her - yes I did pull out at the last second - I felt disgusted. I've paid a hefty mental price ever since. I disassociated myself from my family. I can't look at any of them without feeling guilt so I stay far away from all family functions. We've all done dumb things in life but the one thing no one should ever do is fuck your sister.



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168,761 I think extravagant weddings are ridiculously selfish on the part of the bride. These women spend $50 thousand of the father's money so everyone will look a them. Vain much? And hello, your father is nearing retirement. He could use the money for food and medicine. But no, you want it for nicer flowers at your wedding. So selfish.



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168,760 There is nothing I learned in college I couldn't have learned on my own from reading the text book. In fact I often skipped classes and read the book instead. I'm not sure why I paid $50,000 a year to teach myself.



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168,759 Whenever it rains really hard in the summer, I'm only upset about it until I'm soaking wet. Once I accept that I'm not getting out of it dry, I start to enjoy it very much. I sing, I skip, I frolic in the heavy rain! The heavier the better at that point.

It's little things like this that remind me that there's still a child in me somewhere, one who's delighted by nature's simple offerings. I feel it in the rain, and whenever I look at the full moon.

There is beauty left in life, if you look through the eyes of a child



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168,758 I just want to find someone who likes making out as much as I do. Jeez, I could make out for hours, alternating between firm, meaningful closed-mouth kisses to full on mouth-fucking, and back again.

Once in college I went over a guy's house after a party and we stayed up in his bed making out all night. He took off my shirt but never made a move to take off my pants, and I was okay with that. I kissed him until my lips bled. That was when I stopped though, cause I'm not one of those vampire-fetish type people. He never called me again of course (it's a big college, waaaay too many people to be held accountable for one's actions at a party), but I never met anyone who could kiss me as long as I wanted since then.

21/F/Oral Fixation



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168,757 You for fucking real????????????????

You post on facebook that your father is taking his final breaths in life and he'll be dead in a few days.............. so you are looking for a good caterer for the funeral.


You for fucking real? Your dad is almost dead and you're concerned about making sure you'll have something good to eat after you stick him in the ground!!!!!!!!!!!!  This is your big concern?????????

Now I've seen it all.



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168,756 I have to admit I fear my wife and her mood swings. When I get up in the morning I'm never sure if I'm going to be greeted with a kiss or a slap in the face. Fuck communal property laws. Really fuck them. The courts have essentially legislated that I have to put up with her shit or pay a huge penalty. How is that fair to husbands wanting a divorce?



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168,755 I do what I do for reasons very few people will ever understand.
I am okay with this.   I get my validation from the universe.
My life is awesome.



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168,754 I knew a girl who would shut out anyone who didn't coddle her, or diligently enable her and her fantasies. She has all but disappeared from the known world. If she only knew how much those people really cared.



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168,753 A great beach day:

A fairly attractive woman came limping up the beach.  She had stepped on a fishing lure.  Directly in front of me another fairly attractive woman, a new mother came to her aid.  The latter proceeded to whip out her tit and lactate on the former's wound.  Awesome!



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168,752 Yeahhhhhhhh, I prob will fuck him, because I need a new drug dealer.



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168,751 In my wildest fantasy, I'd live in a bookstore. Just a small cot in the corner is all I need.



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168,750 I only give people one shot at being my friend. You have a bad day and take it out on me, I'll never deal with you again. I've locked quite a few people out of my life. I care not. Life's too short to waste time with the bad people.



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168,749 The most dangerous thing a man can ever do is ... be honest.



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168,748 I watched a woman climb out of a pool the other day. Her bikini bottom was wet and sagging. There was a gap between the crotch fabric and her pussy. I got a good view of her pubic hair and slit. It's the little things in life I'm most thankful for.



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168,747 When I was in high school I was in love with my french teacher. She was in her 30s.

Now I'm in my 30s and she's in her 50s. I don't know why I looked her up after all this time but I found her on google and sent an email. I said she probably didn't remember me but I wanted to thank her for being my teacher blah blah blah.

She wrote back saying she very much remembered me. She mentioned some funny things that happened in class all those years ago. She said I was one of her all time favorite students.

I wrote back to say I'd love to take her to lunch.  She wrote back saying she'd love to go to lunch. We are meeting later this week.

I know where this is going. I'm going to fuck my french teacher after all this time. This is a fantasy come true.



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168,746 I blew up at my wife today. I'm always the calm one. She's the drama queen, always demanding, always causing trouble for me and everyone else. I try the best I can to provide everything for my family. I don't get thanks for this, I get complaints from her that it's never enough. She yelled at me today because I couldn't give her exactly what she wanted. I snapped. I plowed into her verbally. I told her how much she sucks and how much I despise her and have always despised her. I told her she is a greedy selfish despicable person. I told her it was the biggest regret of my life, marrying her.

I felt so good afterwards. I've needed to say those words for 10 years. Today was a life changing moment. I care nothing for her anymore. I feel so liberated. I want my marriage to be over.



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168,745 I have no idea who the Kardashians are. Why does America watch that crap?



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168,744 Bernie Sanders can do this.



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168,743 not many people know this, but I have a dual citizenship with American and Sweden. I lived in Sweden until I was 3, then my parents passed, and my dads sister and her husband in America adopted me.
If trump becomes president, I'm going back to Sweden. I understand that the man is a great businessman, he could maybe do some fine things for the economy, but being good at negotiating doesn't make you a good leader and allow you to be good enough for public office.
If I went to Sweden, I'd have to deal with the rise of the Swedish democrats.
I'm surrounded by idiots everywhere. Knull.



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168,742 Perception IS Reality. Good lesson.



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168,741 Sometimes I just want to hold you



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168,740 I am freaking out with insecurity whenever we're apart. Maybe if you say you love me or even that I'm beautiful (you've said your ex is) or if you try to please me sexually.. I hate feeling this way. I don't know how to deal with it. I'm so afraid of losing you.



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168,739 I just want to be curled up in your arms, nuzzling into your neck and sipping on your scent until we fall asleep smiling.



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168,738 I don't get all the "Watch me whip, watch me nae nae" videos on Youtube.  How exciting do you really think it is to watch hundreds of the same video being posted online?  And ones with kids - oh gag me!

I hate this LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME generation.  I thumbs down every one that I see.  I did the same thing with all those Harlem Shake vids too.



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168,737 Making love to my husband has progressed to were I'm no longer paranoid about bathing before sex. If he wants to go down on me after I've been sweating and peeing and pooping, then he can have it. It makes him happy. We've known each other long enough where I'm not embarrassed.



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168,736 You are an unbelievable piece of shit.



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168,735 Sometimes I wonder if certain people are aware of how predictable they are, especially the really mean ones.



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168,734 I use to live on the 20th floor of a high rise apartment building. I concocted a scheme to attach a digital video camera to a fishing pole and lower it out my bedroom window. I was going to do it around bedtime with the hope of capturing video of the woman in the apartment below me getting undressed. No one closes their curtains in these buildings because they think no one can see in at that height. I never went through with the plan though. I worried I'd get caught. I'm surprised no one else has ever tried this though. There should be a website dedicated to this type of voyeurism.



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168,733 My wife isn't playful. Everything seems official and sanctioned and planned out well in advance. There's no spontaneity. Now it's time to clean. Now it's time to shop. Now it's time to do homework with our kids. Yes we have sex, but only as part of the bigger schedule. Insert here and ejaculate within 10 minutes because we must stick to the official time line. I hate it. Wish I married a woman who was more fun.



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168,732 Most exciting sex I ever had was a threesome and it was only a handjob. I went out for the evening with my girlfriend and her roommate. We talked about our past sex lives. Always a good conversation. It came up that I was uncircumcised. When I gave them a ride home, I came inside and the roommate asked if she could see my penis. She'd never seen uncircumcised before. My girlfriend thought it was funny and said sure, go ahead. I sat on the couch while the two of them knelt in front of me and poked and prodded at my penis, pulling back the foreskin and asking if it was sensitive here and there. When they were done with their investigation, they stood up and I objected. I said it was cruel and unusual punishment to leave me hanging with an erect penis. I teasingly said if they were decent human beings they would finish the job. My girlfriend told her roommate she could do it. So my girlfriend sat there and watched as her roommate jerked me off. She even put my penis in her mouth for lubrication. All while my girlfriend was there. It was great. No weirdness then or afterwards. It was all in good fun.



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168,731 I realize I'm happiest in life when I'm sucking on a pussy. I used to do it in college. Now I'm a married woman. I've spoken to my best friend about this. She's married too. She says she's thinking about it. She's never done it before. She says she wants to try. I'd give anything to suck on her pussy. She says she's uncomfortable with the idea of only two women. She needs a man to be involved. I said we could do a threesome with her husband. She said she couldn't with her husband. I said he doesn't have to know. She could sleep with him before he goes to work. He could do his thing inside her. Then I'll come over and suck on her pussy while his goo is leaking out. This got her excited. I think this is what we're going to do. I eally need this to happen.



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168,730 Donald Trump wants to simplify the income tax process and fire most of the IRS. How can we not vote for this guy? When/if he gets elected I'm strongly considering quitting my job and going to work for his administration. I want to be a part of this.



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168,729 It has been four long years since I have had any sex.  Four very long years.  I was hoping as I got older the urges would go away but I have been masturbating as much now as I ever have.  

I decided that I was going to look for another woman.  I posted an ad, a well-written ad, on CL.  When men post ads they are lucky to get one response to an ad, when women post they get hundreds within minutes.

Anyway, this ad was good.  I posted it and reposted it twice over a months period of time.  Every time I posted the ad I got at least two responses.  I met one woman in person and she thought she was the greatest kisser in the world, she isn't, but she could not pull the trigger.  I am glad she did not because someone else answered the ad after I reposted it.

Right away we clicked with emails.  You can tell.  We exchanged questions and answers and after awhile the talks turned to sex and sex questions.  She sent me a ton of photos, her naked, every body part, her having sex, etc.  God she was beautiful.  I am an average looking guy, maybe towards good looking, but I have always had good luck being with very stunning women.

We were going to meet for a beer and the bar was blocks from a hotel.  She came in and wow.  Wow.  She was nervous and it was cute.  I was nervous but had a beer in me so that helped.  We only had 2 1/2 hours so we had to decide.  I asked her straight up if she wanted to go through with it and she did.

My God.  She is submissive and I am dominant.  I stripped her nude in front of me and looked at her 40 year old body.  She had curves and sexy breasts and a little strip of pubic hair.  Her legs looked so long and sexy and her breasts were full and pert.  She is a brunette and I have a thing for brunettes.  

I told her to lay on the bed and I ate her out for about 15 minutes but I could not make her cum.  I was planning on teasing and taunting her but I could not wait so I bent her over and took her from behind.  The sex was amazing.

I then began to learn her body so I used my fingers and mouth and then she began to really respond.  She told me she was a squirter.  I used my fingers and really gave it to her hard and fast in in seconds she was gushing all over my hand.  Good God was that hot.  I have never been with a woman who could do that.  I then proceeded to make her cum at least 20 times and each one was as intense as the first one.  

Then she came when I was inside of her, pounding her, and she said something so sexy, something that every man wants to hear, and she had no control over what came out of her mouth.  She said, after I made her squirt on my cock, "no one has ever done that to me before."

For two hours we fucked and sucked and I took every whole.  I have great stamina.  I used her like a dom would and she loved it like a sub would.  I went from having no sex in over four years to having some of the best sex of my life.  Unreal.

What I have learned from this is two things.  If you wait, the person you are hoping to find will come to you.  Be picky.  Be choosy.  Two, be honest.  I am overweight right now because I have been substituting food for sex.  I am in the process of getting back in shape and I told her this.  She accepted me for that flaw and she was rewarded as much as I was rewarded.

The best part is I get to see her again.  And again.  And again.

52/M



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168,728 And before I get badmouthed for wanting to stray, here is a secret: that all of these secrets have more to them than we can see. So don't judge.



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168,727 One of the things that keeps me faithful is a crippling fear of a new man seeing my body. It has been 6 years with the same partner. I don't remember how to be sexy.



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168,726 The secret to a good threeway: Don't do it. At least not with someone with whom you're in a committed relationship. It may take a while but it will poison the relationship.



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168,723 Please don't let it be fateful. For once in my life it would be lovely if it could be something positive. For instance, you whisk me away into the sunset on your boat.

I guess a girl can always dream.



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168,722 Has anyone noticed that most of the black people in ads are actually half-black?  They have that thick 'fro of loose, spiraling curls that usually point to 1 white parent and 1 black parent.



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168,721 Lately I'm into deep throat porn.  

There this 5-minute clip where the guy is forcing his entire shaft into a girl's mouth.  She's lapping him up.  She's loving every second of it.

He pulls her head down on his dick and asks her, "Where's my cock?  Tell me!  Is it down your throat?"  To which she nods up and down gagging on him.  He eases up and she spits up and coughs.  "I love swallowing your cock.  I love feeling you down my throat".

In the next scene, he grabs her by the hair and plunges his cock down her throat, 2-3-4 times.  Hard and fast.  Then he wraps his legs around her head in a "figure 4" so she can't move.  She tries to back off of him but she can't go anywhere.  Her lips are right up against his stomach.  "Where's my cock, bitch?!?!"  "Down my throat", she gurgles weakly.  "Where???"  "Down my throat", a little clearer this time.

Her eyes are starting to water.  Her arms are braced against him, ready to push off at the slightest chance.  He tightens his legs.  Her eyes are closed. "Look at me bitch!"  They flutter up rapidly to meet his.  He slowly releases his legs as if to let her catch her breath.  Her mouth slides down to the head.  "Oh no you don't!  Make it disappear.  Take all of it."  And he rams his thick cock back in her mouth, pinching her nostrils shut with one hand, holding the back of her head against him with the other.

After a few thrusts, he lets go of her nose and is exploding down her throat.  His hips are bucking wildly.  The sputtering sounds she is making are drowned out by his primal moan.  Her eyes are almost glazed over and some of his cum is spurting out of her nose.  With one jerk her mouth is off of him.  Only then is she allowed to breathe heavy, gasping breaths.

Only then do I find myself exploding.

F/35



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168,720 I'm actually planning a three way for my boyfriend's birthday. I really don't feel comfortable with it, but hey. I know he's really wanted one...
Side-note: Any tips would be great



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168,719 OMG Your 53rd birthday I sucked on your cock like a dirty girl champ. You loved it and came so hard. Then we talked about the dirty slut who hit on me and wanted a 3 some. I was good at telling the story and your cock went hard again. We fucked and sucked all night. Was the hottest night we've had in a while. So HOT. I can't wait to let you take me again on Friday, I hope you fuck my ass hard and raw. Oh and I love you. Love your dirty girl, mis t



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168,718 Sometimes my husband and I are a little late to family gatherings and outings with friends.  Most of the time it's because we shower and then end up fucking before we leave the house.  This makes it very hard to explain why we couldn't get out of the house sooner.  

I also noticed that he doesn't wash his face after eating my pussy.  Literally it is the same mouth he kisses his family and friends with.



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168,717 You added to my belief tonite that so many men are just dogs...at least the ones I seem to cross paths with...

Huh, no request to suck my toes tonite and when I decline that ask to at least then smell my feet? Oh yeah, you brought your wife with you ...for a change, funny how the whole tenor of your conversation differed

I'm not for sale and if I were I doubt you could afford me anyway



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168,716 My Mom hurt me to the core this morning in ways that are deep and intimate to my soul. I will never ever forgive her.

I may have done a lot of things wrong in my life but being a bad mother to my three children is not be of them. That is something you can never say mom. You wete a a shity mother when I was a kid and your are a shit vile mother today!

Fuck you Louisa!



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168,715 Watching The Notebook and I'm not enjoying this. It makes me more confused.  Who should I choose? There's no right choice...



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168,714 I think all male church organ players are gay. I've never met one who is straight.



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168,713 I told my wife it's okay if she fucks someone else. I mean it. I don't care about her anymore. I didn't tell her that part.



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168,712 Money can buy everything but maturity.



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168,711 I can't get any of my fantasies to complete, anymore. I feel myself gearing up and then it all just slips away. I haven't masturbated in too long. I really need to arrive.



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168,710 #710:Nobody's life is perfect, believe me! You may not always see it at first sight, but we all bear our crosses! Even those of us who seem to have "gotten it right"!



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168,709 I'm 34, unwed without any real career. Employment yes, career, no.

Haven't had too many successful relationships in the men department either.

Yet I have so much to be grateful for. My health, family and friends.

I just wonder why some people "get it" right away and why others don't?

I feel like Bridgette Jones with no Mr. Darcie in sight.

I'm reading "The Invention of Wings" by Sue Monk Kidd and these two sisters embrace their spinsterhood and nonconformist ways - but at least they had each other.

I guess I'm sort of feeling sorry for myself.



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168,708 No matter how much you love him or how much he says he loves you, TRUST ME, NEVER mess with a married man. No matter how much you think you won't regret it, YOU WILL.

Those are the words of experience.



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168,707 If pussy doesn't motivate me, what the Hell will?



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168,706 Why delete the article you shared?



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168,705 can anyone post a sexy story? I want to read something naughty

f/20



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168,704 Things on my bucket list that will likely never be accomplished: Her and her, and I might be forgetting someone.



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168,703 What goes around, comes around. Maybe that's all you really wanted.



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168,702 My husband is the best to put up with me. Then again I put up with him in return.



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168,701 My husband always makes dirty comments about wanting to stick it in my ass and how he's gonna stick it in my ass, but never does it. I've asked him why is he always saying it but not doing it? He says doesn't know ? So basically he's all talk. I just wish he'd take me and shove that cock up my A. - patiently waiting wife



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