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168,899 You were killed by what you were hunting. It's not unfortunate. It's poetic.



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168,898 Here I am again, alone, with a house I want to toss a match on and walk away from. Growing up I came from a good size family (five of us) and my Mom, despite her mental health issues (depression), made sure we had food on the table and the house was clean. My husband, in contrast, is the first of two, came from money, had a home that looked like Hoarders, and has no idea why I get upset on how our house looks. Garbage pails are overflowing, the sink is filled with dishes, laundry needs to be done; and nobody cares.

Welcome to Hell...



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168,897 I don't think the idea of sex comes up often in  a woman's mind. Me, I meet a woman and I'm immediately thinking how I can get between her legs. I'm talking like within one minute of meeting her I'm undressing her with my eyes. But with woman I think it's different. I think when a woman meets a man, they can cross paths often and the woman can go without having a sexual thought for months. Huge difference, one minute vs. months.



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168,896 Like I said just to be wanted... Just to feel that need not in a platonic way but a romantic I love you way... Need to be needed... Whatever I'm second to god knows who or what.. Forever



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168,895 I broke my screen on my phone, which was a very nice phone.Apparently we can do a lot of things in this world, but OMFG...this phone problem is just not getting solved.  Try to replace it?  Cant accesss my account, and being tod i have no insurance after I KNOW it was added. Not one phone repair business will pick up. My temp phone is a piece of absolute junk. Do these people understand that not having a functional device is just not acceptable. This is costing me serious money, not one fucking person who can help cares. WTF is the problem with this world?  It shouldt be impossible to get my s5 functional and I am so goddamn ;sick of having my best efforts thwarted by bullshit from other people.  Im going to fucking scream if the world doesnt pull their heads out of their ass and quit fucking us over as they do.  This is bullshit, that I could actually spend all this time and money and be so set back from a BROKEN CELL PHONE. Its not right and it needs to STOP.



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168,894 M,Happy belated anniversary. Do you still want to f... your dirty little secret? Some things never change, your just a dumb bitch looking for that fake reality.



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168,893 I think we're both living on different planets.  I wonder what our budding relationship is like on your planet.



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168,892 I am dating someone with a child from a previous relationship (whom I happen to adore).
My view is that romantic love is different to that of love for a child and shouldn't be compared or in competition with the other.
Whereas, he views love as on the same scale and says I will always be below his daughter.
Is it wrong to feel hurt by that?



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168,891 One of my friends and her husband like to invite my husband and I over for dinner.  That's great and all but she really needs to stop making the cheapest meals possible.  We all love saving money but you take it too far.

Please do not have guests over and serve them lukewarm vegetable soup!  Seriously?  A handful of chopped carrots, celery, and white beans from a can?  Oh no honey.  You couldn't add some pasta or a lone potato to the thin broth?  I know you have a 3 year old that keeps you busy but imagine if I invited you over for something "I could throw together quickly" like a cheese sandwich.  You would be so put off by that.  

It takes me about 8 minutes to drive to her house.  So about 8 minutes before we're due to arrive, she texts to see if we could pick up a rustic loaf of bread for dinner.  Oh, you mean the dinner YOU were preparing for US?  Hell no!  Her text was ignored.  We already bringing a bottle of wine, or a 6-pack of beer with us.  Why in the world would we pay more for the dinner than the person who is hosting?  The grocery store is 6 minutes from their house.  Her husband couldn't go pick something up since they knew we were coming over?  When we get there, he and his son are watching TV.  So busy!

Another thing she doesn't understand is the concept of a gift for the host(ess).  That beer or wine or fancy cheese (and by fancy I mean the block costs $6 as opposed to $2 for the regular kind) we bring is for them.  Not for us to all share at the table.  If you'd like us to share it with you, that's fine.  We even place it out of sight as to discourage "sharing".  Not her.  If they bring, say pumpkin bread, with them, we graciously accept and place it out of sight.  Then, at the end of our meal (I made this artisan pizza) she ASKS!?!? for a slice.  "Could I have a slice now?"  The pizza is all gone so I respond quizzically, "...of pizza?"  "No, of the pumpkin bread"  "Oh"  But really I'm thinking WHAAAAAT?  You mentioned that you made 2 loaves, one of which you gave to us.  You want you, your husband, and your son to have 3 of the 5 slices of ours too?  The GIFT you presented to us?

One last thing.  If you tell us dinner is at 6, you text at 5ᛆ to make sure we remembered etc., why is none of the food ready at 6ᚬ, when we actually get there.  You're making us tacos and the ground beef for them is sitting in the package on the counter top.  We're vegetarian so you sub white button mushrooms for the "meat" for us.  (YUCK by the way, mushrooms sauteed in plain oil wrapped in a flour tortilla is unpalatable but she "tried" so I'm not upset about it actually).  

So while her husband and son are playing on their laptop why does she ask me to come help her cook dinner?  AGAIN, I am your guest.  I do not come over for dinner to make dinner.  Coincidentally I had already spent my afternoon making dinner for a family of 6 who lost their dad a week earlier.  I was so happy to receive her invitation for that particular day until I realized I was going to be making dinner for a 2nd time.  Did I mention she had also put in an ignored "pick up something on your way" request that day too?  



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168,890 It really fucking sucks to know you're not wanted, can't even be married in my significant others status, on social media! What the hell? Is there anyone looking for a married not wanting a divorce, person to talk nice to laugh when something isn't funny, or give advice to when feeling needy? Warning half crazy, wicked jealous, MARRIED, don't want sex, just want to feel pretty and wanted or at least an interest. That would be totally awesome.. Thanks and thanks to my significant other, everyday no matter how small I try to do one nice thing and one thing to make you smile, some days i just want to cry, I am alone, all fucking alone, why do I bother? It had something to do with how much I'm in love with you and of course how selfish I am and how manipulative I am, right?



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168,888 I run a Facebook forum. I hate it. But if I stop doing it, then I'm afraid all the members will view me as a quitter and failure. Damned if I do, damned if I don't.



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168,887 My wife is constantly looking for me to do something wrong so she can get mad. It's tiring.

"You left your shoes on the kitchen floor. How dare you!"

I left my shoes on the floor? Where else should shoes be?

But she lays in wait for me to do something so horrible as to leave my shoes on the floor, they she sulks for the next two days.

How did this marriage become so tedious?



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168,886 It doesn't matter who you vote for, all are equally worthless. I say a meme on facebook that encouraged our politicians to dress like NASCAR drivers, so we could see who bought them. Lol

None of these folks, I hate that word they love to use, even live on the same planet as we do. They vote in those own raises, worry not about bills, pr putting food on the table, not to mention commuting or the price of gas. Let alone how awful the public school system is, or trying to get your kids to college" for us impoverished especially".



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168,885 You know I want you, so make a move. I'm yours.



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168,884 I have been sexually active for 26 years. Out of those 26 years, I have been in relationships for 5 in cumulative time, including a 14 month marriage which was a complete sham - I did not want to get married but I did because I thought that's what single women in their 30's should do.

I don't know how to be in a relationship; to be fair, I don't know how to be in love. I know how to be horny and I know how to have sex but I have not the slightest inkling as how to be emotionally connected to someone other than me.  

I've had people (both men and women) tell me that I am too selfish and that's why I am 43, single and childless. I could never understand that judgment call. I have NEVER wanted kids. I don't have one ounce of maternal instinct and I give so fucks about traditional gender roles, whatever that means anyway.

I am the product of a strained family (understatement of the century) but ultimately the choice to remain partner-free is entirely mine. I did try. I tried it all; male, female, polyamorous, open relationship, exclusive relationship, marriage, live-in partner, it's all bleh to me.

Funny thing is, I don't really miss intimacy. The last time I was involved with someone was 2 years ago and that lasted three months before I said, no-thanks. I don't care about meeting someone else's family, I don't want to hold someone else's baby and pretend I enjoy it, I don't want to be cooking dinner for anyone and I certainly don't want to do someone's laundry or whatever else.

And the kicker is, I don't want anyone to do these things for me either. I am happy (truly happy) being alone in my house and hanging out with my friends from time to time and doing the myriad of things that keep me busy. There is not a iota of me that wants someone else's companionship enough to give up any of my free and fun time.

I know most don't understand (my family certainly does not) but since I don't feel the need to assuage anyone either, I guess it's all good. Carry on, Humanity, keep making each other miserable and spawning litters of mostly useless mini-mes...see if I care.



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168,883 I would like to be a vigilante and rid the world of bad people. It's on my to-do list.



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168,882 One trait which stands out with people who have disordered personalities (ie. un moral) is they tend to go off on tangents where they think they sound perfectly coherent but all I ever hear could be translated into "I am not getting the right response from you so I think I will try some manipulation".  It is so obvious to me now when people are full of shit it is almost physically painful for me to watch it unfold.  
I really really really really piss off the demons lurking in someones head.  
Good.  
You want to really tick them off?  2 ways.  Laugh or ignore.



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168,881 I heard you at my door the other night. I didn't answer because I can't let you break this heart of mine any further.

It was hard not to answer. A sick part of my brain still thinks you may change your behavior and treat me differently.

Yet the past and this disheveled heart reveals that you're a snake who may shed his skin, but you're still a snake who only comes here looking for one thing. Love was never part of the equation for you. For me, M., it was.

I will not let you in again. You have used up all of your chances.

You can kindly piss off now.



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168,880 How about not using your ex's nickname on me. Thanks.



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168,879 Out of all the criminals in the world I hate rapists the most. To the point where I'm willing to spend my whole life killing them,and shoving everything I can find in their ass just before they die. Fucking disgusting maggots.



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168,878 I can't wait until you let me peg that sweet ass

I'll be gentle and I'll cum all over you



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168,877 I was fucking my then boyfriend for the first time and he pulls out and comes all over my brand-new beautiful comforter. That was a buzz kill. Who wants to pay a dry-cleaning bill.



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168,876 I take a nap every afternoon.



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168,875 I'm tired of my wife being mad at me all the time. I breath and she gets mad. I think she'll only be happy when I'm dead.



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168,874 Rinse the sheets in the backyard with the hose before putting in washer!
Oh, and to the poster who advised peeling a banana from the bottom so you don't get those little strings left on the banana......that does not work!



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168,873 I don't believe in god but if I did I would thank him daily for giving me a husband who is so good in bed.  Some men just naturally know how to fuck.



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168,872 I have visible pores all over my legs.  I'm black so that means the pores are all dark brown dots.  Imagine that.  Dark brown dots all over your legs about 1 mm in every direction.  They are particularly dark on the backs of my legs.  So even when I shave my legs never look smooth and clean.  I'm not allergic to shaving products either so there's no getting rid of them.  I can never wear shorts and feel comfortable.  Do men notice these things?



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168,871 I am obsessed with women's crotches.  I can stare at them all day.  I love when they wear tight jeans and you can see the little "V" forming.  I think I am this obsessed because my own crotch doesn't look like that.

Mine just doesn't lie flat.  No, I don't look like a she-male or anything but it's not flat either.  When I'm just wearing underwear and I sit down with my legs slightly spread, there is a slight bump down there.  Even as a child I noticed that my pussy seemed "higher up" than others little girls.  While theirs were neatly tucked away, my slit start higher up on my body than theirs did.  You could see the tops of my pussy lips if you stood in front of me whereas with other girls you would have to bend down with them spreading their legs while standing for you to have the same view.  

For that reason I have avoided tight jeans as much as possible.  My husband wants me to wear yoga pants, at least around the house, but he has no idea how awful they look on me.  Seriously, if I pull them up so the crotch of the pants actually fits up in my crotch, the sight is absolutely gag-worthy.  No joke, the "V" that I so admired looks like a slightly bulging, deformed and crumpled "U" shape.  It is so unsightly.  I've seen the "V" on women of all sizes so I know it has nothing to do with extra body fat.  My sister had that perfect V and she was 350lbs!  

So why at 5ƌ" 145lbs, did mine look like a mess and hers looked great?  I've seen just a few other women with crotches like mine and usually had either 1) terribly fatty upper thighs that looked lumpy at the crotch anyway, or 2) funny looking knock-knees where no amount of crotch perfection would have distracted from it.

So again, why me?  I already have a somewhat thick waist, hips that do not curve outward much, pubic hair that runs way down my inner thighs, wide knees (so the slant from my hip to my knee is near vertical making an hourglass shape impossible).  Couldn't I at least have gotten a cute pussy?



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168,870 I hate hate hate when I have house guests and after they leave I change the sheets in the guest room only to find what are obviously large cum stains. If you are staying at my house, sure, fine, have sex with your spouse. But do you have to shoot your load on my beautiful sheets? Do I really want your cum swirling around in my washing machine?



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168,869 My PIN code for my bank card is the last four digits of my girlfriend's phone number. Problem is, she was my girlfriend 30 years ago. I chose that PIN code when I got my first bank card all those years ago and never changed it. I haven't seen her in decades. Funny how she is still part of my life.



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168,868 I'm a single Dad. More correctly, I'm married. My wife lives in the same house. But still, I view myself as a single Dad raising two children on my own. I cook for them. I do homework with them. I clean up after them. I bring them places and make life fun for them.

My wife on the other hand lives her own life. She goes out all the time. She eats mainly at restaurants with her friends. She spends endless hours at the gym or God knows where else. She has never once helped our children with math homework or anything else.

This is a bizarre marriage. Maybe the most bizarre marriage. My wife feels no remorse. She feels like she has no obligation to participate in this family. This house, the kids, me as a husband, this was all a means to an end for her. She couldn't join the country club or get invited to couple parties as a single woman. So she had a family. She proudly wrote our names down on the country club application. She even managed to spell our daughter's middle name wrong. She forgot the right way to spell it because she never interacts with us. She's never filled out a school form or a doctors form. What kind of mother forgets how to spell her own daughter's name?? I tell you who, my wife.

My wife's disinterest has been a thorn in my side for years.  I used to try to talk to her about it. She always walks off in a huff. I began not to care. I ignored the situation and focused on raising out kids to be good people.

More recently though, now that our kids are in high school and are proving themselves to be wonderful and independent people, I've begun to push back again against my wife. There was an incident a few weeks ago. She wanted $300 cash because she was going to some charity dinner with a silent auction. She needed to pay for items in cash.  I told her I didn't have the money. My wallet was bare. She got so mad. Like screaming mad. How dare I not have money for her?!?! It was laughable. She's never here both physically and emotionally, yet I' supposed to feed her with money and I'm at fault if I didn't have enough to give her.

I'm finally seeing a path here. A few more years and the kids will be done with high school. They will move off to college. I'm going to move out too. This nightmare will be over.



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168,867 We've all heard how Hillary Clinton has done some really questionable things. Now there's Carly Fiorina who also did some questionable things and was fired from her CEO job.

Why is it that bad people want to be president? They are starting from the point of being corrupt, yet they parade around in front of the world pretending they are worthy.

It's bullshit. People need to pay attention. The job of president attracts bad guys. Don't fall for it. Send the corrupt ones home (or to jail). Please stop voting for them!



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168,866 My wife wears inappropriate clothing. She thinks it's funny to give men a thrill when she goes out shopping. I think it's slutty. I've noticed when she's mad at me, she does it more. Let me get this straight, when she's mad at me she wears short skirts with nothing underneath and acts like a tramp. I see people pointing at her and shaking their heads. This is meant to punish me.... or punish her?



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168,865 One of my favorite things is the look on his face when im sucking his balls. When im face deep between his thighs, his hard cock resting on my face and my lips kissing his balls, I look at him to seepure eenjoyment.  He loves that feeling anf it makes me so wet.

If he didnt keep up his hygiene and taste so yummy i wouldnt do it so often



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168,864 I think people who tout socialism have no idea how it works because they've never seen it in action. They share dumb shit on facebook that isn't true "Haha if you have a cow, your neighbor takes it from you!"

My dad lives in a private, socialist-like run community in NY and its great. Its more like "If you have a cow, everyone takes turns taking care of the cow and everyone gets milk".

Can't tell any of my republican friends though or else they'd have a cow... hah.



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168,863 This isn't the life i envisioned for us having when i moved here. It's all fucked up with you lieing and cheating. I should have stayed away from you. I'm in a worse place now than I ever was and you're out having the time of your life drugging it up and possibly fucking around on me. Seriously, i hate the person you've become.



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168,862 I cook, well.  Adept in many cuisines, aided by years of study (long before there was an Internet, in things called books), the aromas of authentic Italian, Indian, Chinese, and Mexican foods waft from my kitchen. Most of that food is made from scratch, and there is artistry and pride in nearly pot.   Coworkers rave about the leftovers they often receive, marveling at the lavish parties that must have been thrown to produce such fare.

As gratifying as their admiration might be, it's been  nearly a decade since anyone's been to my home for dinner.



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168,861 Born without a conscience but the ability to act as if.  Any tears you see are for themselves.  I believe they are called crocodile tears for a good reason because inside there is only ice and snow.  The heart is simply an organ which keeps the empty shell moving and taking.  Giving is only to get.
Sometimes a person needs to experience this type of individual in order to KNOW how strong one can be.
The trick is to realize that they are NOT like you.  They are NOT human.  Your empathy is wasted upon them.  There will be no amends made & you are left with this creepy crawly feeling knowing the world is full of these fake humans.  Behind bushes and pulpits, they can take you by surprise.  Life no longer is the same..until..you remove every last toxic person from your life.
My new secret to happiness is simple.   I do not become attached to anything or anyone but I love it all.



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168,860 Killing me softly



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168,859 I often use my wife's vibrator up my ass when masturbating. She has no idea. I've probably used it 5 times with her over our entire marriage, and 50 times on me when I'm alone.



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168,858 Al Gore is thinking of running for President. Yes! This would be really great news. Trump is interesting, but let's be real, he's a hot head. You want his hand on the nuclear button? If he got bad Chinese take-out food, he'd blow up Beijing.

Al Gore is such a decent man. Smart. Caring. Exactly who you want as President.

A little bit of trivia about Al Gore... the movie Love Story was about him and his days at Havard. True.



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168,857 I know you didn't want my man. You wanted your own. One that would never do to you what he did to me. If he didn't care about hurting me, could you imagine how little he cared about hurting you?



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168,856 Our sharp edges, our shadow sides, our past tangles with the dark side of love, these are things that threaten us as individuals.  
If in fact we were first brought together to heal ourselves separately, is this past history that we so diligently try and hide from be the very reason we are still in each others hearts?



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168,855 I really think that Rich White Liberals are patronizing in their attitude toward Blacks. Seriously, think about it. Constantly telling them they're victims and powerless, AND THEN the other hand comes out--"But WE know what's best for you." They might as well come right out and call Blacks their Little Brown Brothers.

If I were Black, I'd be insulted by that whole shell game. They have endured a 300-year history that would make most people give up and curl in a little ball and die. But they survived. They didn't survive by being a bunch of wimpy pussies who couldn't stand the sight of a flag. They did it because they were strong and tenacious and courageous.

Now they have RWLs convincing them they're weak and fragile, so the RWLs can then swoop in and live out their hero fantasy by "saving the day." It's sad seeing them undermine the things that have helped Black people SAVE THEIR OWN DAY. It's a con. I can only hope people wake up and see through it.



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168,854 Knowing she would sleep with me is probably the only reassurance I'm ever going to get.



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168,853 I jerk off at home when my wife goes to mass.



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168,852 I wish you were with me almost everywhere I go



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168,851 Why have you become so selfish and uncaring... why are you hurting me so much



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168,850 Damn. It's not you. My person has their fb practically on lockdown. Oh well. It was nice to think it was you though. Thanks for that.



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168,849 We either need to atop wasting monies that could be reinvested back into our social services for the needy, elderly, and obviously veterans. Or, make a iron-clad commitment to wipe the so called Islamic State, and all its blatant inhumane treatment of fellow humans, completely from the pages of history.

Hitler wasn't allowed to carry out such genocide, we allowed Stalin and The Chinese to get away with it, for reasons that are obvious. But, this rag-tag bunch of boorish people? Really?



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168,848 If only all these people who are writing I'm yours call me, text me, email me were really you. I miss you more than you'll ever know…xx



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168,847 I know how you feel about me, and I feel the same way about you.



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168,846 I could have avoided you, but somehow I knew you were a collision worth having...



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168,845 I need you in my life - in my arms, wrapped around my body. I need to be in you and give you everything. I want you all over me. I want to be all over you. You would feel loved every day.



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168,844 I get a manzillian every 5-6 weeks.

44 M burly football coach



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168,843 I could have grown up and spent my best years with you.. No one loves me I didn't think you did but I believed and no one does



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168,842 There is an interview on the radio with David Wallace, who committed suicide a few years ago. I think about suicide everyday, but it's really based on a morbid fascination. I tried to take my own life once. I'm happy it failed. Still, I would love to sit in a room (in the sweet by and by) with any number of people who succeeded, just to see what is/was on their mind. Im not particularly religious, but I pray for them when I'm thinking of it.



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168,841 You are so sexy... without even trying.



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168,840 You fascinate me. I am so interested in you. I find you intoxicating. If I could hold you, I'd never want to let go. But I would eventually let go because you are your own person who needs room to thrive. Just as long as you come back to me, where I'll give you unconditional support. Why you? Why me? I don't know. Cry on my shoulder. Tell me about your day. Delight me with your success. Share with me your frustration. I'll be there. Take me on and on.



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168,839 Why did the news have to make the announcement that Kayla Mueller was raped before ISIS murdered her? She was a woman held hostage by extremist savages, of course we knew that was all the case. They didn't need to come out and say that. Now the family has to see their daughter's face again in the news and agonize about what they did to her. I can't even image.



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168,838 I am a sucker for a twenty-something petite blonde with great legs and full lips. To my brutha's out there who get what I'm saying- you understand why I pay for that shit (it ain't shit of course), all day. It is so hot.



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168,837 I regret the way i lost my virginity



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168,836 sometimes i feel as if i am on autopilot and i don't feel in this reality



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168,835 While at work I spend every spare moment applying for jobs with other companies. Sorry boss.



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168,834 dude you're sick. fucking your mom. blegh, you know your child will have an increased chance of being a retard right. gross gross gross



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168,833 I've really got the PERFECT life!  I work in an electronics factory, building and testing all sorts of amplifier, filter and oscillator circuits - not quite as much fun as designing and building my own electronic projects, but I really enjoy the work itself!   After work, I head home to a delicious, home-cooked meal, perfectly prepared by my beautiful mother!  After dinner, I clear the table and wash the dishes, then Mom and I make love on the couch, and relax in each other's arms as we settle in to watch TV for an hour or so.  By then, Mom's usually pretty sleepy, so we wander off to bed, make love once more, and then drift off to sleep, still joined in our loving embrace!  Only ONE THING could make my life more perfect, and I've just learned it's happened; Mom's PREGNANT! God has truly answered my prayers!



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168,832 All I want is a hard dick to come home to to sit on every night before I go to bed. Is that too much to ask?   I want some good lovin'.



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168,831 If we had an argument, I'd fuck you every day. I would let you shoot your cum all over me. None of this start and stop. I give anything for you to be in my house right now. I'd fuck you till you begged for mercy. In fact we wouldn't even have to have arguments.



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168,830 There have been a a few times where my wife and I have an argument. The next day she acts all nice and comes on to me. We end up in the bedroom. We start fucking. Then she suddenly gets up, puts her clothes back on and leaves. It was all a ruse. It was punishment for my daring to disagree with her the day before. She stopped in the middle of the sex as a way to torture me. This is the kind of person she is. Tell me, how much would you trust a person like her going forward? I trust her zero. She thinks she's being clever, but she's laying out the groundwork for me divorcing her.



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168,829 We've been dancing around the idea of him living with me, but I know it would only be good for a couple of weeks. He's kind of high maintenance, and his mood can be terrible when he's upset about something. I was successful at getting him out of it last time, but who knows for all the times after?

I like that he makes me think about what I say. I like that WE have to work to keep this going. Like real adults. And I want him to live with me so we can be together all the time, but I don't want that to ruin things like it often does. After all, we've only known each other for 2 months...



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168,828 You ever just feel uncomfortable in a plethora of the smallest ways? Like when your underwear just doesn't sit right on your butt, and you're hungry but you can't decide what to eat, and your skin is always a little bit itchy, and there's oil on your face that won't come off even when you wash it, and you finally noticed all the places you've put on a little bit of weight because your dress doesn't fit the way it used to, and even small tasks seem like they take lots of time and effort when really they don't and you remember you're getting paid for this so you better do it right, and there's not enough time in the day for all the things you want to do, and you start having an existential crisis because you really wanna dance but there isn't time for that now because you're in an office and are very poor, also you're a little chilly because the bosses cranked the AC, and you really just want to go home and forget about eating and get drunk and watch Food Network until you get hungry and then watch it while eating because somehow that makes food taste better.

No? Me neither.



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168,827 I wear skirts because they are comfortable.  It has absolutely nothing to do with trying to tease guys.



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168,826 When I am wrong, does that mean you will spank me :p



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168,825 I remember when we were together, you eventually stopped saying "I love you (too)" to me. My secret? I'll never get over it. :/



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168,824 Trump/Nugent  That's the ticket.



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168,823 When I hear U2's "Song for Someone" I think of you.



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168,822 Life with me:  Lots of sex. Lots of fun. Arguing only as foreplay, or when you are wrong. Lots and lots of love.



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168,821 I'm voting for pedro



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168,820 My husband isn't fun at all. I'm sure a lot of girls would think otherwise but they don't have to live with him. He is about as romantic as a potato.



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168,819 I'm voting for Sanders.



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168,818 I'm voting for Trump.



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168,817 My wife makes me feel either angry or nothing. I prefer nothing.



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168,816 I wonder what it would be like to live with you. Lots of sex? Lots of arguing? Lots of fun? Lots of doing nothing? Lots of everything maybe? Everything sounds nice...



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168,815 My wife makes me sad.



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168,814 Why did I go back? I mean i knew back then as well why I didn't want to be with you... What am I thinking...



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168,813 I think about suicide every day.



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168,812 In the hot tub, drinking winE, and all I can think of is You.



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168,811 Ronda Rousey is right.... most hot girls just want to fuck a millionairre. make your own $$ and then you won't be controlled!!! AND..you can fuck hot guys.



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168,810 My husband freaks out when he wants to leave the house but he can't find his shoes. He always wears topsiders. I don't know if he even realizes, but for the past few years he's had two pairs of topsiders. I leave one pair at the front door and one pair at the back door. Then when he's leaving the house there's always a pair right in front of him. This is what good wives do to keep the peace. LOL.



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168,809 I wish some of the singers in some of my favorite bands would learn how to sing. Come on! You're a singer. You could at least try to do it well.



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168,808 My husband is also gay. During sex he talks about how much he'd like a cock up his ass. He asks me if I'd like to watch him suck on another man's cock. He makes me answer where I'd rather see the other man cum, in his ass or in his mouth. I'm a little scared he's going out and doing other men on the side and then coming home and doing it inside me. I really don't want to catch aids and die over his sex fantasies. One way or another this will end badly. Either I'll leave him or I'll die. Not sure how I got myself into this situation.



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168,807 I want my life back. I want to be your girlfriend again. I'm moving back



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168,806 Bang. I think what it is, is that one leach can recognize another leach instantaneously.



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168,805 I am depressed.  Cannot do anything about it due to work.  Runs in my family.  It would ruin my dad if he knew.



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168,804 I've never seen Star Wars. Nor am I interested.



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168,803 I wonder how long it would take to undermine my "integrity" if I had the money. Not long, I expect.



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168,802 My husband is gay. I've always suspected...lack of sex...effeminate etc...doesn't hurt any less.



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168,801 My younger sister came out as a lesbian. This has forever ruined my fantasy of watching girl on girl sex.



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168,800 Your girlfriends did not break up with you because you "wanted different things." They broke up with you because you're a degenerate criminal scumbag.



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