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169,399 It's ok if you want to text me. You have to make the first step. You know I won't.



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169,398 Lately I've been seeing some articles about borderline personality disorder on the news aggregator apps like flipboard. They take a sympathetic approach to the borderline and highlight while difficult to treat, treatment is available and can be successful. Let me tell you, in reality, that is true in a very small number of cases and borderline is an insidious disease that will destroy everything it touches. If you suspect your in a relationship with a borderline, run the fuck away as fast as you can while you still can (not married with kids and house). You may be in denial, you may think you can fix it with love....you are wrong. It will destroy your life and all hope and dreams you ever had, you will be miserable. Go ahead, say your relationship is different, I dare you. Then come back here in a few years and let me know how that worked out for you. Personally I'd like to hear one story where a person was knowingly warned about this, went into marriage, eyes wide open and is happy.



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169,397 Remember when you used to kiss me. Kiss my lips. Kiss my neck. I miss that. It's not okay to have sex with your wife if you don't kiss her.



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169,396 What's the point of having ambitions in life when life is so pointless? SOOOO pointless.



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169,395 This weekend I was feeling lonely so I hooked up with some guy at a bar. He wasn't someone I would usually go for but he had excellent conversation skills. I didn't really expect much but....
He blew my mind away. The sex was phenomenal. We've already made plans to meet again today.

I never thought I would enjoy sex with someone besides you. I almost cried with relief.



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169,394 You can marry pretty or plain. Skinny or fat. Smart or dumb. I think all these things are workable to some degree. But just my luck, I married bipolar. It rules the soul of this family. The kids walk around on tiptoes never sure if mommy is going to hug them or hit them. Never marry bipolar.



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169,393 I am seriously considering offing myself



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169,392 I don't like to pre-judge and condemn an entire group of people, but the unhappiest lot I've ever encountered are Brits living in the USA.

They moan about everything and condescendingly tell me how they are so much smarter.

Shesh. This might be news to them, but the British Empire peaked 200 years ago. Since then the USA has been on top.  

But oh, the Brits know how to do everything better...

If you blokes are so unhappy in our country, please leave.



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169,391 My husband hates me, end of story.. My secret.. I don't care, he can hate the one person who loves him no matter what state of mind he is in, he can cheat on me disregard me make me feel like death can take me as bliss, but he cannot take the memories of the two people who lived the lives they did and walked the road they did, to end up with beautiful smart children, to have the kiss that only one man in a million can give you, the one that makes all the stress and worry and banter worth it , he can't take that, so unless I'm erased I will love him through the hate I will serve him through the hate... I will do almost anything through the hate in hopes that the love tenderness and kindness will return.. You are my only, I wish I saw that sooner and didn't get engaged to a douche, I will not rely on you for much, as I know you hate me.. It's ok I understand, completely I was an ungrateful egotistical bitch who wanted cake frosting ice cream and to eat it,  not that person anymore, so please hate me, just hate me by my side, that way it's bearable



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169,390 Okay, here's a secret that if revealed, it would probably end up in someone getting divorced. Again.

About four years after my divorce, I was over at my ex-wife's place to drop off a bag for our son. We're still very friendly. We've always loved each other. We just couldn't get along.

But I was over there. It was early, like 8 AM. Her husband had already left for work.

We started talking and I was ribbing her about her love life. She said everything is fine in that department.

I said, "Oh yeah, when was the last time you did it?"

She teasingly said, "Well... if you must know, we did it this morning. We fooled around. He drove off to work. A few minutes later you knocked on the door."

"Really? You just did it?"

"Yep."

"Like within the last 10 minutes you were doing it with him?

"Yep."

"Did he do it inside you?"

"None of your business."

"Aw come on. You can tell me...."

"Um...." Eye roll. "Okay, yes, he did it inside me."

"Like it's in there now?"

"Well mostly it's leaking out now."

"Oh! .... Show me!"

"No!"

"Come on. We were married for a long time. Nothing I haven't seen before.  Show me for old times sake."

Another eye roll. A sigh. A groan. Then she pulled down her sweatpants and her burgundy red panties.  I could see her entire trimmed pussy. And I could see a gooey whitish wet spot on her panties.

I was looking at her new husband's splooge dripping out of her pussy.  Not many divorced men are given such a gift. I don't want to be married to her anymore. But there's a reason I've always loved her and always will. :)

I would never say anything. But if her husband ever found out, I think he'd divorce her. Ha ha.



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169,389 I wish we were as close as we used to be when we were kids. I'm only an hour away and I'd love to see you again.



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169,388 I hate my wife.



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169,387 you know how much you have missed me begging and pleading...i think your my god...my drug...my need and want...i crave you so much...ha...you KNOW all my dirty little. secrets and i know yours....we are perfect for each other..but at the wrong time....but there will never be anyone else..youhold the light within my heart....and the lust within my mind...mmmmm



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169,386 A day of incredible arousal and a day to myself. I will happily lie on my bed, legs open,  my naked pussy being the queen of the universe as I watch my puffy lips, happy and alive, engorged with raw need,
swollen with womanly beauty, and nearly obscene in its presentation. I love opening my pussy for such a brutal splitting pbject. It's hot beyond any words to fuck myself and feel my body give in to that thing that is forcing me open as if giving birth. It hurts so much, but I fucking need to feel it againm



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169,385 I would love to see you groveling on the floor. I'd love to take a spiky heel and dig it into your back--twist it in real good. I want to hurt you.



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169,384 Thanks!  The badass club is a long road ahead for most women.  It's good to be king, is it not? ;)



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169,383 I get a sick sense of schadenfreude when I see people with kids.  I really like kids, but it seems like raising them sort of erases everything else from your life.  But I don't have kids, so I get to work on my own life, keep my own money, go wherever I want and not have to worry about other people.  My life rules.

(Also, we have seven billion people, which is probably around six billion more than this planet can sustainably support.  We don't need any more people, and my ego is sufficient that I don't need to make copies of myself to validate my existence.)



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169,382 My dick isn't small, you're just a whore. Wizard sleeve much?



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169,381 I hate being misinterpreted. More than I should. It's like the things I need to worry about are too damn big, so instead I waste my time focusing on trivialities.



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169,380 Why can't these fuckboys leave me alone? We get it. You like messing with people's heads. Could you at least only do it to people who actually RESPOND to you? Why the fuck would you send me messages over and over when I don't even respond? Leave me alone.



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169,379 Why can't people just take a hint? I don't want to be your friend. You are annoying. Most people annoy the shit out of me. Why can't they just leave me alone?



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169,378 36F we are all out here rooting for you!  Sending joy and love your way.  You are not alone.



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169,377 Good morning world! I'm up and I feel great! I'm in bed with all 3 of my kids while my hubby goes food shopping. It's nice laying up in bed and watching my kids interact with each other and ask me a thousand and one questions. Before when I was getting high, I would lock myself in the bathroom, snort like 5 bags, sit there forever as I smoked cigarettes stuck on stupid, while they feed themselves cereal, gave the baby her bottle, and just did whatever until I came out. Mind you they are 1, 6, & 11yrs old. I didn't really care because I just wanted to get high.
I make sure now to enjoy these little moments with them, but I also remember all the things I did to ignore them when I was getting high. I'm so sorry kids. Slowly, but surely I will make it up to you guys because you all deserve it.

Baby steps, no need to rush.

36/F



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169,376 I worry about getting into a car accident much more than I should. When I go on a trip I wonder if this is it, will a drink driver come out of nowhere and smash me to bits. I guess it's good for me to be concerned. But I admit I'm way too concerned to the point of not enjoying driving or going anywhere.



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169,375 Are there any good men out there? Someone responsible and appreciative who doesn't fuck around with one night stands and 3 months relationships?



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169,374 I'm not saying you should fuck someone until they turn into your partner, just as you can't put niceness coins into a person until sex comes out. What a shame that in 2015 having a consensual, transparent, exclusive sexual relationship with a man means there is huge risk he won't respect the idea of a committed social/boyfriend-girlfriend/partner relationship in the future.

Why is it chances are slim for commitment because I shared my body before I shared my mind? "Boys enjoy the chase"...well excuse me you haven't caught me yet.



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169,373 If I lie down face-up, plant my feet on the floor, raise my hips and arch my back reeeal far... I can suck on my own nipples.

I may have a mile-long list of body issues, but I have to admit: I love my big, beautiful boobs! :D



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169,372 while I haven't talked to him in years I still keep in touch with my high school boyfriend's parents. We're all pretty respectful about not talking about my ex, and I only mention my own relationships when asked.

I had dinner with the parents about a month ago, and my ex's mother told me a story about her son, saying that his current girlfriend had cheated on him. She told me about how hurt he was and how he cried for days. Her husband turned to me, smiling and said "I think it's karma for what he did to you. I knew what he did would come back around and bite him in the ass. I always say he shouldn't have let you go."

If I had heard this story two-three years ago it might have felt good. Now I just feel sorry for the silly bastard and wonder why he's still with her.

They then asked me how my dating life was. It didn't feel right to say just how happy I was because even though I've moved on years ago out of respect for my ex I couldn't show just how much better my life had gotten without their son.



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169,371 Modern art is a bunch of talentless crap. Wake up people. You are being conned.



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169,370 The photo of the drowned Syrian boy on the beach should never have been posted on Facebook. People don't care about that boy. People are twisted, they revel in the gore and the drama and the good story they can tell.

The wrong person drowned.



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169,369 Most of the stories I've told over the years about my childhood are fake.



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169,368 ___169137____ way to go Girl! Welcome to the Badass Club!



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169,367 Last night I had a sexual dream about the son of one of my GFs. He is 26 years old. Oddly enough I think my GF would be okay if I dated her son eventhough I could be his mother (I am 43).... I am just thankful he lives in Los Angeles  {while I live in AZ} and visits only occasionally, which cuts down on the opportunities for me to actively seek him out...



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169,366 I think bullies who make fun of children with birth defects should have their faces kicked in.  Their cheek bones should be broken and their noses ripped off so they can know what it feels like. Then they should be killed.



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169,365 My cholestrol went up another 30 points since last year.



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169,364 Didn't know who the vice president is. Had to google it.



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169,363 Why did we ever think this would work? I know he's unhappy in this relationship, and he's unmotivated to take steps toward positive change. In all honesty, I lost my attraction to him a long time ago. He doesn't put any thought behind his words. He never strives to learn anything new. His mind is stagnant, and I believe he's comfortable with that. I'd rather be alone the rest of my life than spend another moment in exasperation.



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169,362 After my mother in laws funeral, my husband and I returned home and he pushed me down on the bed and we did it. I've always thought of this as weird. Was he fantasizing I was his dead mother? Ew.



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169,361 You're weak....don't forget worthless
I hope you get what you deserve.
I feel bad for the new person.
They have no idea who you really are.
They will find out, the hard way.
You were NEVER going to be apart of me and my life!  
You are to much of a loser for me and so untrust worthy.
Just fun in other ways.



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169,360 White supremacist say "Its the Blacks and Jews". Black folk say "Its the white man". Who's idea of a joke was this? Obviously whomever is in real control. Because that kind of angst and anger is bred in underprivileged classes.

Look around. Do you see politicians suffering our hardships? Can wait for the governor to have the National Guard toss out moldy bread whilst all of the "elected" elite are having a banquet.

I'm white, homeless, poor as dirt. Been fucked over hard and railroaded in a judicial system that cares only about money. We are leaning more to a revolution that will closely resemble France's. Look at Ferguson MO, if you think me wrong. Lets all go to Ferguson and start some shit! Let the local "authorities" see who's really in control of this fucking country.

Our forebears did. When the militiamen were called upon to invade Canada, they said "what, you want us in those boats  to set foot on foreign soil?". They promised to defend hearth, home, and neighbour to their last drop of blood, but never set foot on foreign soil to spill it.

The Army government boys went, outnumbered the Canadians 10/1...and lost. Its what you're fighting for that matters. And divide and conquer has long been I'm effect here ever since the civil war ended...ironically.

The only group here that really take a back seat to politics, and can blame European expansion, are the native tribes. Well, those that still exist.



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169,359 I teach college. I would never do anything with a student, but damn, these Latinas are sexy. I love the way they shake their fat asses down the hallway and the way they seem to accidentally reveal cleavage. Again, I'm a professional and would never act on anything--and I am sure even if I tried to, I'd never get anyone to do anything with me--but damn, ladies. I think about you wearing thongs and tiny bras all the time. While we're talking about the Triple Alliance in office hours, I'm thinking of my cock in your mouth, my cum in your flowing black hair.



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169,358 There are evil people everywhere who use religion as an excuse to hurt people. Does it mean every person who believes in God or is associated with religion is evil? No it does not . I'm Catholic and while I disagree with the way the church handle child abused and other issues , I won't leave my church there are good people who done more good than bad. I'm sorry for people that feel this way about God or religion. You have freedom of speech and have any right to choose your own believes but don't meddle on other people's believes .



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169,357 fuck your god
your god allowed one of your preacher's to turn a blind eye to abuse which in turn allowed others to be abused and ruined lives
fuck your god



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169,356 I've started thinking of him so I can get off. October, October.......hurry, please.



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169,355 Trump is the best president for the USA. It will utterly show how idiotic Americans are.



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169,354 My ex dumped me because he prefers dicks up his ass



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169,353 I tell you this battle with addiction is no joke! Why I had an appointment with my doctor for a refill of my Suboxones and he's gone till Wednesday. Any other time that would've been my excuse to run and get high until I get a prescription and then tell the doctor it's his fault. The nerve of an addict, right?!? But that's how we think, well that's how I use to think. I have 6 Suboxones left. I'm suppose to take two a day, but lately I've been taking only one and feeling fine.

I did some research and an 8 mg Suboxone stays in your system for like 24hr (don't quote me on this). The point is, it's in my system, I feel fine. I deleted all my dealers numbers so theirs NO WAY to reach them because we always met at different locations. Never the same place twice. This is how I've avoided jail. The last time I got arrested for heroin I was 21 yrs old. I did a program since I was a first time offender and had my record erased no fingerprints, mugshot nothing. I didn't believe them at first until about 8 yrs later, I got a high security job and they did EXTENSIVE background checks. Anyways, the only thing that came back was a ticket for running a red light. Mind you I had told them the truth about my arrest. I say saw nothing now cuz my records clean. I've been very fortunate with that accept at least. No criminal record.

Well it's Saturday, Labor Day Weekend, I think I'll take the kids to the park and do some food shopping. Take then tomorrow to the pool and Monday off to the beach. I'm not staying idle F-that! This disease is cunning and a deceiver! I'm not falling for it. The whole doctor thing is a test and I'm making sure I pass with flying colors! By any means necessary! This is my life I'm trying to save.

To all those in the struggle. I'm here for you.

36/F



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169,352 Here's a secret for the ladies....


LADIES do not shave your upper lip, chest, eyebrows, or anywhere!!!!!

The hair will grow back thicker and more noticeable



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169,351 I hope your wife is horrid to you and drives you into my arms. I feel a little bad about that.



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169,350 I have chest hair. I'm a woman. Shit.



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169,349 What a waste of a stamp.



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169,348 People, don't you realize that if you are constantly texting/flirting with someone of the opposite sex that it is cheating on your spouse! Don't be an idiot!
Erasing all your messages is too obvious too!  Might as well announce that you're cheating...



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169,347 My wife complains that with 5 kids we never get enough adult time, I agree. So I get my kids all off to different events tonite, we are alone and free from 6 to 10 pm, I make dinner reservations at her favorite restaurant..... She says she would rather go off shopping as its something she never gets to do alone...wtf, why do I bother. Pizza and beer at home alone while I vacuum, do laundry and empty the dishwasher...

DONE



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169,346 men with a mustache look silly and vain



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169,345 I've got it in for a few mean people. Boy are they going to learn a lesson and it's gonna hurt.



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169,344 Some damn do gooder wanted to help the underprivileged. So he set up a house in my town where 15 minority girls from the inner city would come and live.

He got donations to pay for the house and the food and the heat and other living expenses.

Great. Go knock yourself out.  

But then since the girls are living here, they go to school here.  You know who pays for that? I do along with all the other taxpayers.

How can this be? It's not my idea to help these girls.  I didn't have any part in making it happen. Yet I have to pay for them to go to school here.

Fuck you do-gooder. If you want to donate to cause, bully for you. But how dare it be assumed that I have to also contribute.

Society is so unfair. People take advantage.



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169,343 "Good swing!"

Sometimes I want to smack these over enthusiastic soccer moms in the fucking face.



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169,342 Sometimes I see some of these murdered female Reality Stars, or that Doctor in the News, and the TV Anchor.....although I would never do it, I think "I wonder if she was REALLY bitchy, and just pissed off the wrong crazy person?"
be careful women, you never know who you're being bitchy to!



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169,341 I learned the hard way to always follow my instincts! If something seems sketchy, it is! Do the DNA test quietly. It could be devastating for your son who has done nothing wrong.



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169,340 Can't stand when someone asks me to enter years of data into a file I hardly understand, only to find out that the updated version of that file already exists, and that nobody knew that because  nobody asked.

It's this stupid shit that puts food on my table and it's really frustrating that I should be grateful for the laziness of others.



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169,339 I'm nearing my one year anniversary of sobriety in AA.  Really I'm thankful for this program as it has given me back a life.  I pissed away everything I had over 6 years of hard drinking.  So what lands in my lap?  A documentary.  "One Little Pill."  The Sinclair Method, developed in Finland.  It cures alcoholism.  With 76 human clinical trials over 30 years it boasts an 85% success rate and returns your brain (specifically endorphin receptors) to your pre alcoholism state in 4 - 6 months.  1/4 of participants choose abstinance and the remainder become normal, healthy imbibers.  I also read the companion text, "The Cure for Alcoholism" by Roy Eskapa.

So this is of course both scary and exciting.  Knowing this it naturally can't be forgotten.  I mean a life without constant aa meetings and all its bull shit.  Its 90% relapse rate. The social stigma.  Ugh.  I meet with my general practicioner next week to obtain the prescription for naltrexone- the cure.  If she won't prescribe it I've found a pharmacy in India that will.

I hope this works.  I hope I don't lose everything all over again.  But I have to try it.  Eeek!

35/m



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169,338 I'm not convinced I'm the father of my middle child. He looks completely different from anyone else on either side of the family. It doesn't mean anything right? Sometimes kids look different. I know that. But when I think back, my wife and I were having a difficult time in the year leading up to his birth. With that in mind I went back and looked up her old flame. I found pictures of him on the internet. He's the spitting image of my middle child. Another coincidence?? I'm going to have to get a home DNA test kit. I feel like a dopey character on the Maurey Povich Show, but what else am I suppose to do?



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169,337 I was finally brave enough to schedule my first appointment to get some cavities filled. As a woman who's never been to the dentist (shitty upbringing/neglected), this is a great accomplishment for me! Even though I'm an adult I'm terrified of the dentist. It makes me feel like a kid lol



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169,336 I went bowling on a date last night and it was so much fun! I don't know why people think it's a corny date idea



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169,335 I went on a job interview with a giant pimple on my nose. It's like my life is the plot to a TV sitcom.



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169,334 Watching One Hour Photo and my neighbor is banging on the wall as if I'm blasting music.  I have the volume at a reasonable hearing level.

It's not my fault the walls are paper thin!  I can't wait to leave this place.
Can't even a watch a damn quiet movie in peace.



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169,333 I lied to my doctor. I had my yearly physical recently. He asked if I've been having chest pains. I said no. I don't like him. He's some kind of dorky dweb. I didn't feel like sharing my personal details. Now I've got to find a new doctor so I can tell him about my chest pains. Fuck me.



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169,332 I've been sleeping in the guest room.



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169,331 I like this girl. A lot.
Seems like we have so much in common.....
She's cute. My god she's cute.......our flirting couldn't be more obvious....


And then,


She's seeing someone.


WTF.



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169,330 I went to Julie's house.  I knew she expected me to make a move on her.  I didn't.  I'm in control of you, Julie.



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169,329 I was having phone sex with Brooke today.  I blew my load, and we were chatting for a minute when the doorbell rang.  The Fed Ex guy needed my signature.  Grabbed his little pen and got cum all over it.  Whoops.



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169,328 I'm getting married in October to the honest-to-God love of my life. We've been together for 14 years so we both have eyes wide open. I hate that so many secrets are so anti-marriage. Find someone who completes you and who has a similar drive in every way. I'm as happy as a fat clam and I know I will be forever because we've taken the time to vet each other. Please, y'all, don't let negative secrets discourage you from committing long term. And to you poorly married people, may you find your perfect match one day! I hope this doesn't count as a reply to any one message. I just want to share the love and joy that comes from a great match. Bless your hearts, from a non-religious man who has lucked out, sho' nuff!



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169,327 Thank you for the love! I really appreciate it 35/f

It's nice to just sit down for dinner and actually eat. I enjoyed dinner and the great conversation with the kids. Slowly, but surely things are getting back to normal.

One day at time folks. God bless.

36/F



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169,326 M53 Birthday Boy:  I hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow.   I know I am a stranger so this may not mean much, but I am sending happy thoughts your way.



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169,325 She's 70 years old? She looks 30! I think I'm in love...



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169,324 tomorrow is my birthday

the people that mean the most to me, wont make a big deal about it. one year, the spouse didnt even wish me happy bday. i had to bring it up a day later to get any kind of acknowledgement that it had even happened.

the people i want to hear from the most, i wont hear from.

but i'm still here. i'm still alive. so there's that.

so, since i'm older, am i wiser?

if i had to do it over again, i would never get married. all that piece of paper does is suck the soul right out of you. all spouses do is take everything you give them, give very little back, and ignore you.

M/53/wish i knew then what i know now



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169,322 I am a complete  ass.

I bumped into a woman I hadn't seen for a couple of years. I previously worked with her for over 20 years. We are both happily married. We got along well but our behavior was completely  professional, well at least her behavior was completely  professional.

She had a habit of wearing satin shirts that buttoned up the front and fit perfectly. Those tight shirts always made her breasts look amazing. She wore those type of shirts so often I even developed a bit of a thing for that look. Too often I would catch myself looking at her chest instead of her eyes when talking to her. I used to have to remind myself to maintain eye contact before walking into her office.

Today's visit was such a surprise I didn't have time to prepare. She looked amazing in a form fitting satin blouse. Her breasts were memorizing.

After the conversation I realized I had been gazing at her breasts almost the whole time.

I'm over 50 years old. I know better. I try hard not to be that guy. And yet, there I was. I wouldn't  be surprised  to find out my mouth was hanging open.

She is a wonderful person who deserves better than to be ogled like a piece of meat.

I am so sorry D.

I'm a complete ass.



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169,321 I'm fairly obsessed with having sex. I worry I might have too much interest in sex. But I feel a bit vindicated that at least I have no interest in bondage, or feet, or scat, or children, or animals, or incest. This is my silver lining.



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169,320 My husband is terrible in bed. I'm always hearing this shit about women who just lie there during sex.
That's my husband.
Can't remember the last time he got on top.
Also, I have to place his hands where I want them to go.
So sick of this bullshit.
If we ever have sex again, I'm calling him out on how terrible in bed he is. Some people just won't know until they are told, but seriously, what do you expect when you literally DO NOTHING?!?



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169,319 I understand when boobs sag over time. But I hate when nipples are so large that they sag too. My nipples sag. :(



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169,318 I love the gentle man with the heart of a poet. I loved you when I was a wee lass. I'll love you when I'm an old crone. It never fades. That is my secret and my truth no one knows..not even you.



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169,317 Of course Tom Brady got away with it. Of course he did. That's how it always works for entitled rich people.



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169,316 When he does it on my tatas and then I jump in the shower to rinse off I'm worried his spermies will run down my tummy and get into the place they should never be. To stop it I do this contortionist twist where I bend over backwards so I'm almost doing a head stand so the spermies wash off over my shoulders and don't get anywhere near my holyland.



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169,315 People say the dumbest things. I used to point out how their statements make no sense. This meant I made everyone angry and had no friends. Because people saying dumb things is obviously my fault so I deserved to be punished? Anyway, I learned not to point it out when they say dumb things. I keep it to myself. This keeps the peace. But know that I'm still listening and thinking how dumb you are.



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169,314 I handle all the company's banking. Reward points are issued for all the charges made on company credit cards. The bosses don't know this. I've been using the reward points to buy myself many things. I received a flat panel tv, a laptop, and about $1,000 worth of restaurant gift certificates. Everything was free! Thank you to my bosses who are too busy to look at the bank statements!



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169,313 High School Guidance Counselors are the dumbest people I've ever met. There must be a thing where if you can't make it as a teacher, they give you the job of Guidance Counselor. Which is exactly what shouldn't happen. Why would we want the dumbest people guiding our children?

Just recently my niece became a Guidance Counselor, which further served to prove my point that only idiots get into that job.



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169,312 I love you, 36/f
-recovering alcoholic. 35/f



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169,311 Too young to appreciate the good life. Didn't know the benefits of being calm and gentle. Impetuous to a miserable fault. I wasted so much time waiting for something to blossom, anything, some small sign which never came.



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169,310 I work with this girl, for many years. I've picked up a lot about her, despite her being very private. She has cheated on everyone she's dated. And finally married this unemployed on/off relationship schmuck.

Anyway, one of her side-dudes (also a co-worker) had a waitress girlfriend who turned out to be a needle junkie. He told me he hit it raw-dogs with both of them.

Now the girl has these mysterious regular doctor appointments every couple of weeks, like med adjustments. I suspect she has HIV, because the waitress recently found out about her own illness.

My boss and a few other people around here have gotten in there as well all senior people with the company. I wonder if I am in the midst of an outbreak.



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169,309 My ex-Dom added me on Facebook. I wouldn't have a problem if he were a normal boyfriend or such, but BDSM with him sucked the life out of me because I wanted more and he just wanted me as his sub, not girlfriend or more.
My current relationship is vanilla and I love him for not being the vampire I was with.



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169,308 I have prayed and now waiting upon the Lord's timing. I am learning to trust HIM and letting go. It is the hardest lesson to learn but I know in my heart it is the right way. Thank You, Lord, for this time and I sincerely hope, trust and pray for your future blessings at your set time. Let your will be done,not mine. Amen.



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169,307 So today I woke up and made sure I stuck to my budget for my paycheck. I paid all the bills I had to this week. When I was getting high I would NEVER pay the bills on time. I would spend my check and use my hubby's money/credit cards to pay the bills. Selfish and crazy I was. Drugs make you do things that normally you wouldn't think of. It's like the devil sitting on your shoulder. This may not seem like much to some ppl that read this, but for me it's a big deal. I'm proud of myself. Baby steps.

36/F



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169,306 I've dropped acid a couple of times now and mentally I think it has made me more insane but yet more down to earth. I sometimes feel like I am crazy and at night when I can't sleep I'll see bits of flashbacks of patterns against the walls. I feel alone in this. Most nights I take sleeping pills to help



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169,305 I'm thinking of drinking again. Doctors told me not to. But I've become so boring since I stopped drinking. I used to be fun. Now I'm the party pooper who says none for me. People think I'm a stick in the mud. What kind of life is it if everyone thinks I'm dull? I'm gonna give this more thought, but I think I'm gonna start up again.



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169,304 Bartenders are saints and preachers are the devil.



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169,303 I just bought a new truck and I have to tow the old one to the dealer tomorrow. I'm not as horribly sentimental as I use to be, but I wish I could still have that old truck too. it was a good friend. Guys do cry over old trucks. It's just the way it is. Long may you run...



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169,302 Girlfriend went thru my phone in the middle of the night! i lost trust in her....and yes, i was flirting with other girls.  she lost trust in me.
vicious cycle.
i guess i'll go fuck those girls now



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169,301 "I have a confession. Whenever I see you like this, I masturbate for the next couple of months and think about the last thing we did together. I'm probably going to be thinking about this for a while."

Is that why it's so easy for you to fuck me even when you know I'm drunk out of my mind? Yes, I start it, so it's my fault. But is it really just because I'm you're favorite, and nothing else? I bet that's the only way you can let your guard down, is if you know that I'm not paying much attention and I probably won't remember what went on. I wonder, is it because we used to be in love, or is it because all your new girls have been less attractive than me? Some of them not by much, but definitely so. I wonder how much of you actually misses me, and how much of you just wants to feast on my body like a leech.



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169,300 I like PMSing sometimes. Sometimes it's terrible and it makes me angry at the smallest things, or sadder about things that make me sad or whatever.

But sometimes, it makes me feel fine. Like reeeeeally fine. Super-neutral, if that exists as a concept. Like I'm just having a normal day and nothing really matters because I'm either getting shit done or I'm not. And that's okay with me.



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