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169,899 You didn't need me to embarrass yourself. You're perfectly capable of doing that on your own. But thanks for the fun!



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169,898 I love my girlfriend and will marry her, I'm sure of it. Next week however I am going to fuck my ex. She has the best pussy I've ever had in my life and if up to me I'll cheat with her for the rest of my life. No knock against my gf, I just need a different pussy every once in a while.



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169,897 So the big eclipse was tonight. I missed it because my area was very overcast and it's been raining all weekend.

I just went outside and noticed how bright it was. The clouds had broken clear letting the unusually bright moon through. It was incredible.

I stared at the moon as long as I could. It was so bright - almost too bright to look at. It made me think about how incredible it is that we have managed to get someone to the moon.

It also made my thoughts go on a tangent about the universe and about space in general. The vastness of the universe can't really be comprehended. I was completely in awe.

I decided to make a drink and then go back outside to enjoy the unusually bright moon. It was going to be a great, uplifting end to my weekend.

By the time I got back outside, it was completely dark again. The clouds had thickened again. There was nothing to see. My end of the night enjoyable reflection was no more.




This is a metaphor for my life.


Fuck it; I'm done.



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169,896 I will stop at nothing to win your heart.



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169,895 I love you hottie...and no matter what i always will...always



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169,894 I should have left him. You truly made me happy. Guess we'll never know.



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169,893 So that's what you think of me? Ok I'll show you what it's like to have a woman who doesn't give a fuck about you. Don't come whining when you're feeling ignored. You asked for it. Asshole.



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169,892 I know you were jerking off to my LinkedIn picture every day,  I could see you looking.  Hope you saved the image to your computer. I blocked you,  you fucking creep.



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169,891 Today we talked about long distance relationships. A friend joked about how most people break up after a couple months. You said you were planning on lasting longer than that with her. It killed me a little inside.
I wish you'd see that being with her isn't worth it. You can't last 4 years apart. I'm right here, open your eyes.
18/f



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169,890 You cant truly love some one and no one can truly love you  until you truly love yourself. It may sound like a bunch of psycho babble but it's the truth. How can anyone expect some one to love someone to love someone they can't love.



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169,889 Break ups suck; no secret there. A divorce has a very powerful way of saying that your time spent together was pretty much meaningless. There is an alternate timeline of events that isn't taking place after a divorce. There are ways to make meaning out of it all, and one is to say to yourself that we tried our best, but there was no where else to turn. It's a final act of kindness. I lost my best friend when I separated from my wife. It was a lot of time and shared memories that no one even wants to talk about now. It would have ended eventually, so it may as well ended when it did. There is no perfect answer. There are new avenues and new people to meet. We can't get back what we had, even if we both wanted it. I just hate being on that slippery slope of bad life choices.



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169,888 There's a drought. It hasn't rained in a while. The reservoirs are low. The water company has asked people to conserve. In response, I put on my lawn sprinklers in the middle of the day for all to see. Fuck all of you. I am the only house around that doesn't use town water. I paid to have my own well installed. Why? Because the town water is fluorinated. That shit rots your brain. So I put in a well. My water is pure and not fluorinated. The icing on the cake is when there is a drought, I can use as much water as I want because it's all free to me. No water company or town official or neighbor can tell me what to do. And if you are dumb enough to think you can, well that's the fluorine going to your head.



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169,887 @36 I am desperately afraid that my 10 + years of being married was the last meaningful relationship I'll ever have.
Since my divorce I have dated, even had a boyfriend or two but no one moves me. I ended the relationships, it's unfair to them.
I don't want to remarry, I want to love and be loved. I want to climb in their skin and have them do the same until we know every good and bad thing about each other and accept each other for who we are.
I want someone to love me for my flaws and in exchange I shall do the same.

DOES THIS EVEN EXIST?????



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169,886 I dream of living outside the city, outside the state. Somewhere with mountains, a place I can breath without the crushing weight of over 5 million people moving around me. I want to give up my career, move to the outside of some (very) small city, work part time somewhere (who cares as long as it has nothing to do with the medical field), and make goat cheese.
I don't want to be rich (I'm not), I just want to make enough money to keep us all clothed and fed and happy.
I just want to be happy.



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169,885 I am BiPolar.
I am a stay at home Dad with a 17 year old daughter who has had 3 open heart surgeries and a pacemaker.  
My wife sold her buisiness and is in a career that takes about 50 or more hours of her life each week.  
My wife is overwhelmed by her job and the heart disease.  
I was diagnosed 2 years a go, after  40 plus years of being Manic Depressive.  
I know it is hard for both my daugter and my wife to deal with my mental illness.  
I love my wife and miss her.



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169,884 We have a disagreement and you want to me sign over every asset we share? And then you call me every name in the book because I'm not stupid enough to do that? And I'm the asshole? You're the victim? I don't know if you're the world's greatest sociopath or absolutely retarded.



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169,883 I'm thinking about her WAY too much, but then she lets me know that she's thinking about me too. Why does she have to live on the other side of the country?



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169,882 My new rubber dildo thingy smells so much like chemicals that I'm afraid to put it in my vj. What if it gives me cancer or something. Not worth it. What a waste of money I don't have.



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169,881 I wish it was him writing about sleeping in the guest room, but it seems his relationship with her has never been better. They both appear to be very sentimental towards each other; it makes me want to die. :(



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169,880 People think we're so happy together. They have no idea I've been sleeping in the guest room for months.



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169,879 You have chipped away at every drop of dignity that I have. I used to think I'm tenacious but how can I when you've begged me to go back to you six times and every time I did and right now all I'm thinking is tonight might be the seventh.



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169,878 People borrow my stuff and never think to put it back. My stapler gone. My umbrella gone. My calculator gone. I once rushed into my bathroom and my roommate had taken my entire box of tampons. She couldn't take just one?  She took the entire box????? People are self centered. I can't wait to live alone.



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169,877 Bad entities are attracted to fear.  Get rid of you fear of them and they will look else where.
Sadness too.  
Stay happy, do whatever it takes watch a funny movie, spend time with little children or animals or just dig around in the dirt.
This is called grounding and despite all the new age crap going around, there is something to be said for being "down to earth."
Stay away from toxic people is most important.



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169,876 I know everyone hates me. it sucks.



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169,875 Xanax is a horrible thing. If you start out on 4mg daily you will quickly build a tolorence to it. You will need more and more to get the same effect. Your liver fight Xanax almost as soon as you start taking it. That is you 4mg is no longer working.

Now comes the bad news. Getting off of Xanax is a pain in the ass. If you have been taking in 8 to 10mgs or more a day you can't just quit cold turkey. You need to work your way down. Go see your doctor and tell them what has happened. Get off of that shit. I did it. I started taking it for stress and in a matter of months I was eating like candy. I even started getting it illegally. I came to my senses and spoke with my doctor and told her what had happened. I did not go to rehab and I didn't get on more drugs. I weened off. I have never looked back.



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169,874 Evil is after me. I know it, aND I can't share it with anyone I know lest they believe I have finally gone crazy. There is definitely some fuckery afoot and I don't know what to do. There are very bad people attempting to get into my life lately and I tried to counter it but it seems to be after me with a passion. Cant explain it, but I assure you there is definitely bad juju in the air, and eventually I'm going to fall to it. I think this is going to happen fairly soon. I do not believe in the supernatural nor religion or superstition. But rest assured, there's something evil and it is here to collect me.



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169,873 My girlfriend came to visit early so I had to scramble and cancel the hooker who was coming later tonight. She was pissed. I'll have to make it up to her next time somehow.



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169,872 When a teen dies, why is he or she always portrayed as an honor student who never got into trouble?

Don't bad teens ever die?

We know the answer. Of course bad teens died. In fact they die more often than good teens because the bad teens do more stupid things.

We like to tell lies about the dead to make ourselves feel better.



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169,871 Your sour moods are killing my love for you.



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169,870 I'm sorry how I treat you sometimes. My ego is too large to tell you in person. So it's a secret I post here.



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169,869 I just realized why women are expected to prepare their husband's every meal. Because if you don't, he won't make it himself and then he will act like a bitch because he's hungry. You're better off making him his meals so you don't have to deal with a grown ass cry baby bitch. Never mind that you work just as much and as often as he does, and never mind that nodoby ever prepares your meals for you.



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169,868 Bob Gaudio of the Four Seasons wrote a song called "Rag Doll" which was about a little girl washing windshields for change on the streets of New York. Gaudio says that all he had to give her was a $20 bill, and the look on her face was one of astonishment. It was a vision that stayed with him as they rushed to record the song in a backup studio.
I was at a crowded restaurant last week, and a single mom and her two girls were ordering takeout behind a huge line. The girls were around 9 and 11, and all three were close to the same height, and all had straight peroxide blonde hair.
At this particular restaurant, it is understood that you enter through the front and exit out the back. As the girls and mom made their way back through the entrance, the youngest girl astutely noticed that they should use the exit instead, at which point I let her know in a calm, reassuring tone that she was correct. At that moment she looked up at me with such a sad frightened expression, that I regretted saying anything. I just wanted her to know that she had it right. I hope someone (a dad) is looking after her. I was like her. We all need to feel safe and secure as children. I can't save them all, but I wish I could.



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169,867 I think as a woman gets older, her labia get longer. The women I did in my 20s all had tight little labia. But now, the divorced woman I fuck in their 40s have long dangling labia. It must be like ear lobes. They also never stop growing. Not complaining. I like a mouth full of labia.



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169,866 The meanest things ever said to me weren't from an ex-girlfriend. They were from people I work with. Why do bosses think they can be so cruel? This is why God invented middle age heart attacks. Karma for the mean spirited dickhead managers of the world.



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169,865 I waste too much time making everything perfect. I'll work for a month on a report for a client. Even if I'm still at the office at 2 in the morning a few hours before the client arrives, if I see a hyphen out of place, I'll fix it and reprint the 10 copies. I'm a pain in my own ass.



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169,864 I in no way count on my wife for conversation or general companionship. She has no ability to hold down an intelligent conversation. I married her for only one thing, sex. If she ever refuses to provide sex, I am done with her.



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169,863 My secret is I'm in love with MG JAMH



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169,862 i miss my Moni..



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169,861 Matthew.

You completely broke my heart tonight. I will never love you again.
-The ugly girl you won't even appreciate as a friend.



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169,860 Best feeling in the world is going to sleep each night that as far as I know, I loved everyone the best I could.



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169,859 I should never have pursued zero. Because, that's exactly what I ended up with.



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169,858 i pray that someday you realize what you did to me. and then 100 people do the same to you. and your fucked over again and again for the rest of your life. there is no way karma wont get you. whore



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169,857 My boyfriend broke up with me a month ago, I was quite depressed for about 2-3 weeks.. but now I feel so proud of myself.
I've began working out and eating healthy. My grades became better, i draw a lot more, I dress better and i look better.
If your boyfriend/girlfriend leaves you for no reason... trust me... he/she is not worth it and you are better off without them <3
IT GETS BETTER <3!



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169,856 I've lost my desire for my husband when it became clear he didn't have my back. He seems to feel bewildered by this fact. I can't make myself vulnerable to him in such an intimate way anymore. Smart men have their wives backs



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169,855 She deserves so much more than I gave her. More love. more appreciation. more trust. more security. more progress through life. The truly sad part is now that I realize this, and want to give it to her, she won't even talk to me.



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169,854 xanax stoppedd work me me. I just to kaing 4mg/day and it it keep going great but now......i'm with the bottle......and though.....please help if this my only source of happiness in my life



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169,853 Confidence, arrogance, grandiosity or just fucking swagger? I could be her perfect motherfucker? Who the fuck knows where I get these crazy ideas. I am so over myself.



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169,852 Happy Birthday everyone.

I hope if it is not your birthday that this weekend is still a good one for you.

Everyone likes to be appreciated and recognized.



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169,851 My wife said I was ugly.  

Of course I already knew that.  


She's clearly holding back.



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169,849 I watch so many movies because I want to be someone else, somewhere else.



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169,848 I found myself jobless and homeless two years ago. I sat weeping in a dark corner begging God to let me die. Every day and every night. My kids saw the aftermath of their fathers bloody suicide attempt. (And I saw it all.. He was so angry and blood was everywhere...). "I can't take my life". I knew that. I couldn't do that to them. They would miss me if I died but not feel as if they were not worth living for, like their dad made them feel. I just begged to die. To sleep and never wake up. Others who loved life and had loved ones who wanted them. Why did they die and not me? Why? I never thought of God as cruel. He wouldn't let me die... So I got up and put my life back together one more time after 8 years of hell. Well, I didn't do it. God did. I am too stupid and too much of a failure to do anything on my own. I was given a great job, brought a great home, that just needed TLC, like me. I loved my home. But I gave it up for someone who said they loved me. But he still loved her. She died. I lived. She was loved. He can't let go of her enough to love me. Not truly. He tries, but he misses her. He thinks of her. She was everything to him and I think took his spirit when she died. I have no home here because this was her home. Is her home still. It is her pet I'm allergic to and he can't let go of emotionally. It's her things I can't touch.... I gave up my home to live with a ghost. I say often I would trade places with her of I could. I would. If she could be well. I wouldn't want her to suffer more. But he could be happy again. I can't make him happy. I'm not her. I don't feel like I deserve heaven but hope I'm spared hell. I just don't want to exist. I don't want to hurt and cause hurt anymore. I just want to not exist. But that's not possible. So I medicate the pain. I run, I hide, I deny... But I can't drink enough, I can't work enough, I can't sleep enough, or at all, most of the time... I can't make the pain stop. He wanted to die because of me. I drove him to it, he said. I need to walk away before I drive this one mad too, but I am scared of letting go. I don't have the strength to stand on my own again. And I love him, but I know he will resent me in the end. I resent me now. I resent who I am, I resent screwing up everything I touch. I loathe the face in the mirror tonight because I am screwing up again. I'm sick and lost with no place to seek refuge but with the one who made me and He doesn't seem to want me either.



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169,847 When my father was in the hospital and he knew he was about to die, he started crying. I had never seen him cry before. I didn't know what to do. We are a bunch of tough guys. We don't cry. And we don't console.

Still, I feel bad I did nothing.



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169,846 I'm completely in love with Chelsea, and one day I want the world to know. I can't wait to marry her.



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169,845 Today was my birthday and no one knew or cared.



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169,844 I never listen to music. Why waste so much time listening when instead I can be thinking about something much more important.



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169,843 Movie love scenes are completely spoiled for me when the next morning is shown and the couple are both still in bed and one person kisses the other on the mouth. So fake. They would have such bad breath.  No one kisses like that when they wake up.



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169,842 I grew up not wearing underwear because we were too poor to afford such niceties.



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169,841 I listen to the Howard Stern show so much, I feel like I know them.  They're my imaginary friends.



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169,840 169837 you sound like a nice guy and I would love to have someone like you around.  I would even help finance the restaurant!



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169,839 Wait what? We should conserve water here in Maryland because California is having a drought? Do you realize how stupid you sound?



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169,838 I think my son's public school music teacher intentionally vandalized his band instrument. She's a piece of work. Everyone knows it. She's always getting into fights with the students and even the other teachers.

My son made what he thought was a helpful comment the other day in band class. He said students wouldn't be able to store their instrument on the designated table because the table was too small. He suggested maybe they could also store instruments under the table, because if they are all put on the table, some could fall off and get damaged. The teacher then ridiculed him in front of the class. She made it clear that SHE was the teacher and he should keep his opinions to himself. So bizarre. He was trying to be helpful. She took it as a personal insult that anyone would question her plan.

So he leaves his instrument in the case on the table. It was in perfect working order. He comes back at the end of the school day and takes the instrument home. When he next opens the case, it is clear someone has taken a sharp implement and damaged some of the keys, actually prying them off. The pieces weren't in the case. The culprit had taken them. Kind of rules out the possibility that the pieces just happened to fall off.

What an unfortunate shame all this is.  A good students has an instrument damaged by a teacher who I think clearly shouldn't be anywhere near a classroom. And they wonder why parents are skeptical of today's educational system.



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169,837 There's always a very tense undertow in my marriage. I work. My wife stays home. She occupies herself with cooking. This has been her raison d'etre. She fancies herself as a great cook.

In reality, her cooking is awful.

There's more to this story. When I was 16 I got a job working with a caterer. I washed their pots and dishes. Soon they had me chopping vegetables. I liked the work and the chef. He took me under his wing. He started showing me all his cooking techniques. In a pinch, he'd have me make some of the dishes.

When I went to college, as much as my major was economics, I made my own meals. It was my daily break. I continued to learn the trade. After college I took night classes in cooking. I was so into it that I applied for a Fulbright where I would document secret family recipes from around the world.  I was selected as a semi-finalist, but then had to make a really tough choice. Continue with my well-paid career, or give it up to pursue cooking.

I stayed with my career. One day when I'm done with Wall Street, I'd like to open a restaurant.

Anyway, back to my wife. I work. She cooks and is terrible at it. But it's her thing and she completely ignores anything I say in the kitchen. She thinks I'm a guy and therefore I know nothing about cooking. Even though I've made some stellar meals for her, she refuses to acknowledge my background and love of all things cooking.

It's a problem. I think when I finally open the restaurant, I will also file for divorce.



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169,836 I wish i could take all the love you have for it away. At least you have something to numb the pain by using...I have nothing.



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169,835 Story of my life also 21/f
I love him to bits but he says i dont get it. Well fuck u.



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169,834 Text me right now. Please. I need you.



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169,833 I'm going to ruin any future chance of this relationship. I'll probably have to stop seeing my ex altogether just to avoid sleeping with him.



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169,832 I've been dating someone for the last couple months, in the literal sense that we're dating and not a couple because we both want to focus on our lives and responsibilities instead of falling in love. We discussed this. What he doesn't know is that I've slept with my ex twice since I started seeing him, and he will never know if I have anything to say about it.

My ex likes sleeping with me because we were each others' first love, and that's a chemical connection you can't break for anything. We have an attraction to each other that's magnetic when we're together, and no matter how much we try to be good and stop falling into bed together, it always happens. There's always the slow drift in front of each others' faces, lingering and getting closer until our lips meet. It's positively electric.


I love my ex in the way that one always loves a person after being IN love with them, but sleeping with him isn't nearly as good as it used to be. Deep down I still don't trust him, and since my amygdala has to be inactive in order for me to orgasm as a female, that just can't happen. I also know in the back of my mind that if I allow myself to fall for him again, my heart will be broken when he insists on sleeping with other people to maintain his freedom. It's happened before and it would happen again.

So in a way, I'm deceiving both these men. One thinks he can trust me to be his and his alone, and the other thinks that my sleeping with him is something more than lust, nostalgia, and a lack of self-control on my part. Both of them have pieces of my heart, but neither has the whole thing.

It's funny I turned out this way. When I was younger I thought I'd never be capable of playing with people like this, and yet here I am, at such a young age. I hope this doesn't continue.

21/F



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169,831 I've visited probably 150 different hookers in my life. I love the variety. I don't think I can cum doing anything else. I am always afraid of being caught by the police but I love being able to cum on their face or pissing on them, stuff I could never to do my significant other. Some hookers are really pretty and nice people but most are nasty, disgusting individuals on the very edge of disaster. Some you want to help and some you are sorry you visited. But in the end the only thing that counts is their mouth on my dick when it starts to shoot.



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169,830 I love you with every fiber of my being. I would do absolutely anything for you to love me back. Why do I feel like we'll end up in love together? I really hope you can and will love me back. I've never wanted anything so badly in my entire life.



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169,829 In reference. To the grew up wealthy..yes i did too...the things that impress me now are down to earth stuff hardworking for what you have not handed to you...we had it too easy...they always say youll marry a man like your dad?...i didnt..i married a simple country boy from va and we had 20 beautiful. Years together..he died from cardiac arrest...i miss him daily .so postrichdaddies princesses....take up camping it really is cool....



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169,828 I am Luke Skywalker

I am a spirirt in a material world

I am trying to live without my ego and selfishness

I am trying to be good, my God, and I am sure that you can hear me

I am so sorry to try and cut you out of my life for so long, but I was just so angry and so hurt beyond pain after my brother left me

I am starting to slowly see you again in my higher self,  without ego, just love



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169,827 I've never loved my wife. Truth is, she made a good salary.



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169,826 My doctor told me to buy a vibrator. This was not the answer I was looking for.



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169,825 I know a woman who sucks. She was married to my friend. She became pregnant. He thought she was cheating. She jumped up and down saying that it wasn't true. She was real mean to my friend about it.

Baby was born and after a few years it was clear it didn't look like the husband. Everyone could see it looked like the guy she was thought to be cheating with.  She denied everything. She said her husband was insane for suggesting anything so absurd. She said she didn't even like they guy he says she was cheating with. She says she hated that guy and always has.

In the end she divorced my friend.

And where is she now? She's with the guy everyone thinks she was cheating with. Oh wait, I thought she hated him.

I see their love photos on Facebook.  I then look at photos of her son.  Duh, the guy is obviously the boys father. I know in some cases it's a little cloudy.  But not in this case. The guy is clearly the boys father.

Yet she made my friend's life miserable all those years.  Calling him insane when he was right all along.

And only in America, he has to pay child support for this kid who isn't his, even though the kid is living with his real mother and father. How can that be?

Fuck you bitch.



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169,824 I was anorexic and lost over 60lbs in less than a year. People noticed, but they didn't seem to care how it happened. My mother never even asked. It was the first and only time I have been thin in my adult life. Turns out, you are treated differently when you have less mass. Now I'm fat again. My face and fingers are puffy. I hate myself.



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169,823 I grew up wealthy so it's harder to impress me with material things if you want to date me. So what if you take me to fancy dinners or on vacation? Try something daddy hasn't done for me. Like, actually care about my thoughts and feelings.



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169,822 I'm responsible for last night's fuel spill.....oops.



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169,821 I just love you hottie so much...gosh every time i think about you i am just so happy...i love you...and i love us.....i just wanted you to know....



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169,820 #817 and #818  the best of both worlds hehe



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169,819 I wish people wouldn't stare at me.



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169,818 I agree... it's hot to see really cute girls with nice tits... and big, hard, dripping cocks......



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169,817 I am a total heterosexual. Love a petite, cute, natural girl. Never in my life have I touched a man's penis. Yet, when I go online and see these cute petite chicks with hard dicks and hanging balls it gets me aroused. I so want to try it, touch it. WTF??



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169,816 Actually, breast milk varies constantly from a woman's diet, sleep habits and many other things, but the single biggest factor is the gender of her child. Milk for a boy is fattier than milk for a girl. I find it very interesting.



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169,815 Some people say that sperm tastes different from guy to guy. (I don't even want to know) I do know from screwing around with several different moms, that breast milk tastes different, depending upon who's dishing it out.



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169,814 I am an older adult and I have contacted a woman I know to suck milk out of her breasts. This is one of the most erotic things I have ever thought of doing.



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169,813 When I talk to one of my coworkers that had a severe lazy eye, I never know which one to look into.
I feel like she notices it and I try to pick one.
I feel so bad about that.



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169,812 I really don't think anyone would care if I killed myself.

They might feel guilty or wronged, but I wouldn't be missed.

I am not sure how long to wait.



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169,811 regarding the muslim "refugees"

I think Luke Skywalker said it best in Star Wars

"SAND PEOPLE....THE WORST"



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169,810 God I hate it when people are like, 'Why are we caring about [group]?  Our veterans have it worser!!!!!1!!1'

Is it so hard to just take care of both groups?  Why do we have to put one up against the others?

It actually really is shit like this that spurns me to actually DO something than just sit around crying on FB with stupid, useless images.  Donate a fucking dollar or two and you'll accomplish more than bitching.  Or vote, which none of you do.



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169,809 I've been a pedestrian all my life and it really pisses me off to see someone driving while talking on the phone. You're clearly DISTRACTED while driving that 2 ton pile of metal on wheels! It scares the shit out of me, because sometimes people will slow down in anticipation of checking their turn (this almost always happens on turns when I see it), and when I see them slow down I start to walk, but then they speed up again because they didn't see any cars so fuck it! I almost got hit by a Jeep last week because of that, and the woman only noticed when I jumped just out of her front bumper's reach. Jeez Louise. Please drivers, be safer!



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169,808 I just wish I could fall asleep at night next to someone who truly loved me... I think I've been single far to long though. Relationships are so hard, I've reached a point where single is sooo much easier. That's sad... Fuck me.



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169,807 Back in the day I did more than my fair share of uncouth shit. I'm lucky. Back then there were no cameras. These days I don't think I'd get away with jack. Everyone has a fucking iphone and there are security cameras watching your every move. You guys today are missing out.



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169,806 I swear to god I still don't know why girls like sex when the guy gets so much more pleasure and satisfaction. Girls are getting used for their bodies and that seems so mean. I just don't get it.



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169,805 So delicious the memory of two years ago when you didn't want to be alone on your birthday and I was available and ... I blew your candle.  Indeed, it is a pickup car.  ;P



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169,804 Everyday I think about you for about 20 minutes before I go to bed so I can dream about you.
Oh... And also because I have this crazy thought that just by me thinking of you it brings me to your mind. I imagine you lying in your bed, slowly going crazy while trying to get thoughts of me touching you out of your head.
As that is what I do... Lie in bed and go mad thinking of your hands on my body.



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169,803 When I watch porn it's always way hotter if the girl looks like a chick I know. If it's a chick I hate, even better. I imagine smacking her around and making her choke on my cock while I stuff my fingers in her ass and she whimpers.


I'm a chick.



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169,802 I obsessively scroll through porn on Tumblr hoping to find a self shot of someone I know.  God, it would be so sexy seeing any hot girls I know displaying themselves for all to see!



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169,801 Has anyone else seen the video of the terrorist who was crying prior to his setting off of a car bomb? The comments are all about being brainwashed and how people interpret his tears as remorse (though he hadn't gone through with it yet). I'm a terrible person for thinking so, but good riddance. You can't come back from that level of mind control. As if he would recover from being coddled by a loving ms doubt fire.



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169,800 Miss Lyss,

I will always love you.

M



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