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169,999 The only restriction left for law abiding citizens that own guns is to take them away. That leaves nut jobs and gangs with them. Oh yeah and cops...I feel safer already.



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169,998 Why is Roseburg even being covered? Ten people were killed. Seven wounded. Shooter deceased. One of hundreds of these shootings. In the jurisdiction of a rapid pro-gun sheriff. No new legislation will come about, no one will change their minds. How many have to die before we start rightly recording these deaths as "natural"?



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169,997 Of course now that there has been yet another mass school shooting the Republicans and NRA are screaming about "gun rights". Next week, when the next school is shot up, and it WILL be, they will continue to do the same thing. When are we going to wake up and put more restrictions on gun ownership?



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169,996 My mother-in-law is very selfish.

This is a secret because she makes passive aggressive moves that leave people thinking she's innocent & sweet.

I've seen her selfishness from the beginning and it's now finally becoming apparent to others. Thank goodness!!!!

Teen moms are selfish people in general; it shouldn't surprise anyone that they insist everything be their way ALL. THE. TIME.

Women who make the hard decision to have an abortion because they don't want to bring an unwanted baby into the world, aren't prepared emotionally or financially, or just know they are too selfish to commit to a child the way one should--- THESE ARE THE STRONG WOMEN. These are the women we should praise & celebrate. (Not a 17 year old mom that didn't have the strength to wait a better time to have a baby).

Becoming a teen mom has become the best life choice for some girls thanks to how we praise single moms. Do it like my mother in law did: get pregnant at 17, have your mom take care of the baby for 8 hours a day while you finish HS, divorce the kids' dad to run off and overnight marry some dude your kids barely know, and be worshipped and treated like a self-sacrificing Saint for the rest of your life.

I call bullshit on this whole goddamn mess. I waited until my thirties to become a mother. Motherhood didn't just "happen" to me. It was something I planned for. The woman who wait, who make the hard decisions, the ones who choose to pursue motherhood or not----- these are the REAL WOMEN. The rest of you LITTLE GIRLS are fucking shit up and holding the rest of us back.

Stop praising teen mothers for fuck's sake!!!!



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169,995 My health insurance provider makes me sick!



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169,994 I don't have a crush on ... anyone at the moment. I'm not in a relationship and I haven't been in a few years.

Part of this is lack of opportunity- I work in education, with very few coworkers. I also go to 12 step meetings. And I ride horses. None of those are places to meet a romantic or quality sexual partner.

Usually though I have an underlying tension or weird 12-step crush or something brewing at all times. Is this progress/growth or a bad sign that there's nothing at the moment?

I don't know whether to be pleased or scared.



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169,993 Here we go again punish me punish me punish me punish me punish me punish me punish me punish me punish me punish me punish me punish me punish me I'm just waiting for you to be done so I can be



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169,992 I'm not physically attracted to my boyfriend anymore.
He's not dedicated or serious enough about me, yet he thinks we have a future together. I think he's wrong, but he wants to stay together and keep trying.

I wish he cared more about me so I could overlook these things. I wish he did things to make me happy. Anything. I don't know why he wants to be with me when he can't make any effort to show me how much he supposedly cares.


Here's another secret that I'll tell you since I can't tell him:
I tried to kill myself last year in march. Things are much different now but I often wish I succeeded. I'm sure he would too if he knew.



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169,991 169968: Check if you have diabetes!



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169,990 I can barely listen to my own thoughts or heart.  I've been suicidal recently. Then my boyfriend spent the last couple of nights with me.  But now I am anxious because tonight I am alone again. If he loved me I feel I could relax. I feel more vulnerable than I ever have in my entire life.



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169,989 No you didnt or else you would have texted me



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169,988 I don't have friends. I work for my dad. Every weekday plays out the same, and every weekend is spent getting high as a kite. My life has become average, and it's killing me inside. But, it's something. Something is better than nothing, I guess.



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169,987 Being in love with your mate is like tending to a fireplace. When the embers get low and the fire turns to glowing the room gets colder. If you want to keep up the heat you needs to stoke, stack and stroke. Stoke the embers, stack with new logs, then stroke and poke the fire when it gets lazy.

Same in a healthy relationship with a lover. When a relationship gets shabby it needs to be stoked, stacked and stroked. If you enjoy the heat of romance you (or your partner) have to create a flame and keep it alive.



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169,986 I wanted to talk to you today.



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169,985 Nearly 24 hours after I held you for a few mins, smelled your lovely natural scent on your neck, felt our tounges dance a forbidden dance with one another, and silently we acknowledged that we miss one another deeply and daily...I can still feel you. Take me back. I love you and I love knowing you are around. I would do anything for you you ever could imagine.



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169,984 I don't understand why we do what we do before a wedding. The women in the wedding party, meaning the bridesmaids and the mothers, get together in a hotel room and we collectively get dressed. It means that for two hours or so we help each other put on clothes in the most intimate of ways. I was expected to kneel on the carpet while holding open panties for another woman, so she could step in without touching them. Why is this important? I manage to put on my panties everyday just fine, thank you very much. Why is it that just before a wedding our arms are paralyzed and someone else has to do it for us?? IT'S WEIRD! I do not want to be touching another woman's panties. I do not want her well coiffed vagina to be inches from my face. I do not want to have other women do this for me while everyone in the room watches - especially the male photographer. Oh he's gay. Oh, so that makes it okay???? You want weird, I'll give you weird. One time two of the bridesmaids realized they had on the wrong white lacy wedding thongs. One was too small, the other was too big. So they switched. That's right, they each took off the thong they had been wearing for an hour and put on the thong the other woman was wearing. Excuse me for being a prude, but I don't want to put on a thong some other woman has been wearing for an hour. No no no. This is all wrong. It's a sexy day. But that's reserved for the bride and groom after the wedding. Ladies, you are getting too caught up in the moment. The sexiness doesn't apply to the dressing room before the wedding.



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169,983 Somewhat recently, my best friend from high school broke up with his girlfriend, whom he had been dating for three years. Since I met him in my senior year in 2014, I've been deeply attracted to him and have had serious romantic feelings towards him. He's funny, he's smart, he's very independent, and he's very easy to relate to and best of all easy to talk to. In fact, he's the first guy I've ever known that I was legitimately attracted to. I remember, I felt my heartbeat increase upon meeting him. Just, wow, this guy is essentially perfect.

The deal breaker, however, is he's a conspiracy theorist. He doesn't trust our government, an evident Republican, and an uber-Christian (though that seems to have died down a little bit since we've last spoken). But somehow, I feel like I could deal with it and still try to date him. Since his last relationship was toxic however I don't think he'll ever want to come back onto the dating scene, which really sucks because I want to be his girlfriend so bad.

Sigh. I can only hope he'll want to try it.



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169,982 NASA said there is flowing water on Mars. let me be the first to say it, #Martian Lives Matter!



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169,981 I'm 21 years old, and I have an oral fixation. Yes, that means what you think it means. Actually, I'm not sure, I don't know you. Get out of my head!

Haha...but seriously. I went to the dentist for the first time EVER a couple months ago, and of course she told me that I have gingivitis because I don't floss. I hear dentists tell everyone that their lack of flossing causes issues, but I was like hell, gotta listen to the expert. Can't hurt, right?

Now, I'm obsessed with flossing. Now, I know which of my teeth are most likely to get gunky when I eat, and it bothers me to know what's in there. I floss every morning and I see pieces of my dinner from the night before, or just plaque. Still, it grosses me out that it's in there, and Lord help me if I get food stuck in my teeth! I get so annoyed I just lick at it and pull at it to get it out. I've even used my hair as floss in moments of desperation/anxiety/annoyance! I have fake hair though, so it doesn't bother me much. I just have to get the food out of my teeth!

I've never met someone so obsessed with flossing before. It's not the worst thing in the world, just another facet of having an oral fixation



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169,980 I've started seeing someone and he's starting to fall for me, despite himself. I love seeing the little signs of it, like the way he'll admit that he cares what I think of him. I feel like most men are too proud to admit something like that. I absolutely love waking up next to him, and he loves the way I whisper in his ear to get him up. He almost never kisses me hello, but always kisses me goodbye. And sometimes when he hugs me it feels more intimate than any sexual activity we've done. This is the beginning of something epic! I'm so happy and excited :)



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169,979 After my friend dated this guy for almost four years they broke it off and she told me he cheated on her. I knew there was something I didn't like about him.

Goodbye, loser, she's happy with someone else now and she won't ever need you ever again. Good riddance.



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169,978 Ever since I graduated high school I've been able to get up whenever I want, decide whether or not I wanted to socialize with the public, spend time with my grandparents, and just actually fucking enjoy being alive. I don't want to start college, and I don't care if this makes my grandmother upset. I feel liberated and happy and I don't ever want to go back to being miserable over grades. I just spent 12 years of my life slaving over regurgitated bullshit and was forced to grow up; now that I've graduated I want time to myself.

I'm free.



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169,977 I  masturbate on my sister when she is asleep. So far I have never been caught.



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169,976 At work, I skew the data to say what I want it to say.



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169,975 I don't know why a woman with small children would want to be with a man who is a convicted, violent sex offender that is high risk.



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169,974 i love you. i love you so much. even when your so many states away. its you, its you, its you. its always been you. when the days were simple and i saw you everyday to how it is these days where im lucky to get a few texts back. i loved you when we sat in that dim room and i laid in your lap and you played with my hair. i love you so much. and i dont tell you this anymore because youre happier and like us to be just friends. and im ok with that because i love you so much and i want you to be happy always. its always been you. i think im too emotionally fucked to be loved by another. im content loving you forever and staying your friend and being there when you need me. yes i get sad and lonely sometimes but i cant imagine a life without knowing you. I'll love you till my light goes out. i hope you find what ur looking for and i hope it or they find you too



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169,973 Is this you settling into comfort

Or complacency?

I want to feel like you want to make love to me
Fuck me
Or both

Bring it!
And please don't talk about your diarrhea all weekend again
(I mean, I get it...but I don't need a frickin' blow by blow)
One place where a lil more mystery
A lot  less history....
Yeah, that'd be just fine



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169,972 If I had a chance to do my life over again I'd make a number of changes.

I would not get married. I was doing fine before marriage, both in terms of getting laid and having plenty of money to spend. Both those things went away after I married.

I would have brushed my teeth and flossed everyday. My teeth are a train wreck.

I would have gone to a different college. I really didn't like my college.

I would have been even more introverted. I never liked being with people. But over the years I've forced myself to get out there and be social. Too many times my "friends" have let me down. I would have been better off staying alone and not even trying to be social.

I would have gotten circumcised as soon as I realized it was a problem. This was at about 20 years old.  Having a foreskin is disgusting to both me and any woman who pulls it back.

I would not have kept in touch with my family. A waste of time and money.

And out of all of these, if I had to choose one thing and only one thing I could change, I'd choose the circumcism.



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169,971 I used to wet the bed right through high school. I think some people wet the bed because they are asleep and don't realize. I wet the bed because I was lazy. I remember waking up at 7 am and not feeling like getting up for school right away, but I had to go to the bathroom. My brain somehow thought it was then ok to wet the bed instead of climbing out of bed. This is when I was 16 and 17 years old. The ultimate in laziness. I still see this lazy trait in myself as an adult. I can lay down on the couch watching tv at 10 am. I'll bring a pile of food. I can pretty much stay there for the next 16 hours without getting up. Even if the phone rings I won't answer. The one difference as an adult is I will get up to go to the bathroom. So I'll lay on the couch for 16 hours but take two or three bathroom breaks. This is me maturing, sort of, except for the part where I lay on the couch for 16 hours and don't care about anything else I'm supposed to be doing.



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169,970 I hate seeing another person's hair in the shower. Gross. Hair on the bar of the soap is grounds for throwing out the soap.



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169,969 You are a rich person, but you aren't a good person. That's not just sour grapes on my part. You are truly a bad person. No one likes you for being you. They hover around you because you have money. They hope to get some of that money. Funny how you mistake this as people liking you and then you use this it to justify your continued mean spirited attacks against others.



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169,968 I pee more than I ever thought was possible. I pee like five times in the night. Then when I wake up I pee. Next I brush my teeth and before I'm done I have to pee again. How can this be? I just peed and then two minutes later I'm peeing again. But I'm not done yet. I hop in the shower and you guessed it, I pee.

If each pee is say 8 ounces. Then from bedtime to morning routine, I pee a total of 64 ounces. That's a half gallon of pee without me drinking anything. I just looked it up. Half a gallon of water weighs 4 pounds. I lose 4 pounds just by going to bed. Peeing is the best diet ever.



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169,967 Yoga used to be a very spiritual/enlightening thing. Now it's just a bunch of faggots rubbing each other, repeating the same user manual bullshit. I have yet to meet a single person who does yoga who isn't a egotistical sleaze bag who I want to punch in the teeth. Going to the local beach and doing a handstand on some driftwood isn't impressive. It isn't anything.

Just. Stop.



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169,966 The Pope believes in God. God is against homosexuals and lesbians. I don't get where there's hypocrisy in this.



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169,965 The pope had a visit with the ornery clerk in Kentucky in the news  Kim Davis? Pathetic. It's just another nail in the coffin of my Catholic roots that have been buried fro many years. The head of the Catholic Church, Francis has for the most part  delivered a positive message for the world. But bringing politics and Kim Davis into it was a big mistake, for me anyway. The real heroes are the members of the LGBT community who have risked their lives for recognition and respectability. All of humanity are god's children. Pope messed up.



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169,964 Thanks for ruining your goodwill tour in the US by visiting Kim Davis, Pope Francis.  You just served up Olympic-level hypocrisy and played your false public political hand.  

And I'm pissed.

41m/ non-practicing catholic rooting from the sidelines



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169,963 So...to kind of...emotional outcry here. I've not posted anything here as of yet found this in my search history after a friend came over.

I'm 24 years old.

Have Post partem anxiety...and I hate being lonely...I'm never alone with My son...however he has not developed the proper communications skills to really converse with...Anyway...

If your still reading...thank you. This is rolling around in my mind and so...Instead of talking to a real person I'm posting....Anyone if they can relate to any of this. I NEED to know

I don't really do anything anymore.No really outside of basic home care.. I sew, I clean, I parent, I read (I had more books than clothes or anything else when we first moved as a family)

but sometimes I miss the pulse of the work place, the low sound of conversations around me as I worked.

The movement, shit sometimes I just miss being the predictable girl who woke up at 8 am,had breakfast under her belt, was dressed and driving to work by 8ᛕ and just READY for the world. Headphones in gearing up for the day

I was headstrong determined to tackle the world. Nothing would stop me, not crappy room mates, shit proffessors, lack of any true parental unit to control me...(Mom booted me out at 18, said I'm an adult have fun in the world. (No joke, either. IT really damaged me but I survived and Never looked back) but...I don't think I ever really was an adult, or a child

I miss  reading my college history text book for history...I loved that book. It was a well written wonderful bit of text....

and I miss the hum of computers, the clacks of keyboards as I referenced essays for my friends...now?

I don't even know where my box of extra curricular text is. and its triggered this huge mental crisis for me. I was always working improving, doing, going learning anything everything even after I dropped out of college I still went to lectures and events till...

Pregnancy threw my health under the bus I have nothing to do but raise my son, and its not like that isn't A ..wonderful/amazing/fulfilling/divine-experience

I just don't understand what I'm doing anymore. I mean...I never really did to be honest. I thrived on learning through highschool.

It really got me out of the whole hickville thing...I never understood inebriation till I got gloriously trashed at some friends convincing and was able to just be for a few hours...(Still aren't big on drinking till recently) ....I thrived on scholarships and the challenge of "the future" and college from 11 years till I had to drop out.

Honestly dropping out never bothered me.

I never majored I just took any class that had my interest and learned and did my best.

I have never understood people who had these elaborate plans for their lives, but now, as I am a mother, and I am not working, not schooling for the first time in my life, I have nothing to do...I hate it.

I can't stand it. My home is clean and tidy and I have a one year old out of the sheer boredom of being home I clean...

and while the internet is vast...there is no structure here. Not really.

I need something to do with myself, something outside of my life as a mother...I've been stay at home wife/mom over a year, and started a new anti-anxiety med, and a sleep aide but I haven't needed those since I was 17?!

...I kind of had this huge mental break down over being unable to locate my history 1010 book. last night... That led to this post...and now I realize I sound like a crazy but...whatever I'll just leave this here and go on with life. I need to change again...except this time there is no work place me, college girl me, Dungenons and dragons and crawl through down town drunk me, no library me.

Its just me...and I don't know who I am.

what have I done?



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169,962 The white spots on Ceres are a form of photo-luminescent plant life. This will change everything.



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169,961 I've come to a point where I simply cannot deny the fact that I am deeply depressed. Not just sad or frustrated. It is so much worse than that. It has ruined everything I loved about myself, other people, the world in general. Now any time I see something sweet, kind, beautiful, thoughtful, anything, it just makes me cry immediately that I can't feel joy for these things anymore. All I feel is sadness, anger, guilt, regret, just terrible feelings I can't get rid of. All I want to do is sleep. I even think about dying sometimes although this is not what I want, it does come to my mind. How do I make this stop? No one understands.



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169,960 For a while my wife was terribly difficult. Not only difficult, mean too. I was ready to call it quits. More recently, she has seen the light. She stopped her bad behavior. Things are somewhat back to normal. But the thing is, I don't know if I can pretend none of it happened. I've soured on her. I don't think I can trust her ever again. I think I'm going to leave her anyway. Somethings cannot simply be undone or wiped away with an apology.



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169,959 I know this smart boy. Not only did he get top grades, but he was a super star athlete. He set the state record for a particular event.

His mother is a piece of work. He was offered scholarships to a number of colleges. This wasn't good enough for the mother. She actually called the coaches at the schools and asked what else they would give her son. She was looking for cash and gifts.

Unbelievable. I know the kid. He likes being smart. He likes being fast. He didn't care about money. But the mother was trying to seize upon the opportunity and get as much as possible from it.

The reaction from the schools was also interesting. I'm pleased to hear that a number of the schools were offended by her demands for cash. A few rescinded the scholarship offer and told the mother never to contact them again. Yes!

One school however told the mother not to say another word over the phone and that the coach would get on a plane and be at the woman's house the next day. There's always one who is willing to bend the rules.

So to the mother, you're a selfish ass.  

To that one school, I hope you get caught.  

To all the other colleges that did the right thing, way to go!  You set a shining example of what education and character building should be about.



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169,958 Whenever I clean the black gunk from under my toe nails, I smell it. I think everyone secretly smells it but no one admits it.



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169,957 I asked my wife to swallow recently. She said, "That's for 19 year old sluts."

Thanks for the idea. Now I know who I'm looking for.



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169,956 Just once I'd like my wife to swallow my sperm. It's never happened in almost 20 years of marriage.



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169,955 Yesterday's Reddit front page thread concerning "dark family secrets" seemed a little tame. Top comments were about dads that fostered children outside the marriage. That was pretty banal, even for the front page.



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169,954 Anal is so deliciously exciting. I remember the very first time I did it... it was with my secretary in my car behind and abandoned house. I had been in the office talking to her about payroll and I noticed she would occasionally brush her crotch absentlymindedly while we spoke. Finally she blurted out, "I'm so fucking horny". I was taken aback and then I said, "Meet me at 5 PM behind the abandoned house down the street." I pulled in and waited for her and sure enough, right on time, she pulled in and got in my front seat, giggling nervously. "What's up?" I asked stupidly, and she said, "You know what's up, Mister!" and put her arms around my neck and started kissing me. In a minute she was straddling me and when I pulled up her skirt I saw at once she had no undewear. "I took them off in the Ladies Room" after we spoke, I've been well all day!" and she worked my cock out of my pants and put guided it in her pussy. We pumped for a long time, then she gasped, "I want it in my asshole" and pushed herself up a little then worked my cock, wet and slippery with her juices, into her ass and came down on me, then bounced slowly and moaned. She looked directly in my eyes, so innocently while I worked her  ass. "I can't believe youre in my ass" she whispered, "cum for me." and as soon as she said  it I let out a groan and flooded her ass with cum, "oh god, I love butt  sex" she moaned, moving faster on my cock as I pumped my batter into her. finally, spent, I leaned back against the bench seat at her. She was still fully dressed, only my cock was in her ass and cum was dripping out. I pulled my cock out and fingered her dripping ass. "Ow, don't do that," she said, "my ass still stings". And after cuddling a few minutes, she left and drove away. It was really really hot. It never happened again but I wish it had.



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169,953 Why is everybody posting about anal? I get it, it feel good, but come on! Geez. I blame the Internet for this. Lol!

36/F



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169,952 I'm curious whether most of the guys that so eagerly would have their wives suck their cocks after anal, would be happy to kiss her straight after.



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169,951 16949: You vented and got it out. You are in a tough spot. Whatever you do don't quit on your kids, ever.  My parents gave up on me and 4 siblings. To this day it is still incredibly painful. Pray on it. It will get better.

M/60



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169,950 My wife will suck my cock after it's been up her ass. The first time it ever came up she said no. But then I could see her thinking about it for the next few minutes. Suddenly she said yes and took my cock into her mouth.

The interesting part was that she thought about it. She reasoned out how delightfully naughty it would be.

So I agree. Anal and all that goes with it is for smarter women.



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169,949 I quit my job today. I was with the company for four years. I worked hard and I was a top sales associate for two years. I quit because people started to hate me and berate me. I don't feel like I let them win. I found another job and I'm going to school to complete my degree. The only thing I regret is not giving them a piece of my mind when I left. I felt like giving them the finger, but I was classy and I didn't go out defeated. My head was hung high and the company will probably tank in a year or so anyway.

They are a retail company that has been doing poorly for years. Every morning they have meetings about how poorly the store is doing, and it was considered a high performance store. After quitting I do realize how pathetic my life has been there, I made pretty good money but I started to feel stuck. I decided to go back to school and although it is hard as a single mom, I'm making it. I have no degree and I've never made minimum wage. I consider myself lucky especially when I drive past so many single moms at bus stops with their children. I was once on welfare, but I realized that it was meant to keep you there. I provide for myself and my family without financial help from anyone not even the father.

My secret through all of these accomplishments is that I'm not so sure I want to be a mom anymore. I'm sure every mom has that moment when you look up and say "what the fuck am I doing here". I wish I had seen more of the world. I wish I had fucked other men. I wish I had a life, that didn't revolve around work and kids. I'm thinking about giving them up for adoption. I love them but I feel like my life has been unfairly put on hold because of their piece of shit father. They are still half his children yet he does nothing for them. I'm tired and I'm yearning for a more exciting life. I know it would be selfish to leave and my children will probably hate me for it. I just don't think I can do it anymore.


26/f
feeling pretty selfish right now



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169,948 My step dad tried to rape me and my mom didn't do anything about it so I moved out to live with my friend and now we've been together 6 months.



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169,947 Guy in line (at the pharmacy, no less) gets irritated when they don't have his particular brand of cigarette, and exclaims, "What are we gonna do to fix this? Get the manager." You know what you could do to fix this? Quit smoking. I was in a rural town the other day, you know, a "hick" town near a state prison, where people confuse bedazzled jeans and fancy mud flaps for being classy. And guess what? Everybody was smoking. And what about the fact you are wasting money, perhaps money you don't have? Doesn't that matter? What about the fact it makes you literally smell like shit? What about those wrinkles and bad skin, etc? Oh, and don't forget the big one, Cancer. There are a few of you that eagerly defend your right to smoke, and that's fine. Do it somewhere in your own space, or get some effing help. Call a smoke line, or something. There are a few, though that I reserve judgement from, and those are the people who would totally lose their shit with out smokes. (aka People with behavioral health conditions, self medicating) In all honesty, they should find a way to quit too. It's not fair to take a hard stand with these people. It's just difficult to know what people are thinking when they do something so obscenely stupid, where it is impossible to place the blame on a psychological disorder. I really am for "live and let live" but I secretly feel this way when it comes to smoking. I won't tell it to your face, but this is what I'm thinking every single time I see you smoking. Have some compassion for yourself, man.



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169,946 A gram of coke is 40 dollars on average... a blowjob is 60 dollars on average... coincidence that an evening of fun and frolic is an even 100 bucks? I think not.



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169,945 Cracks me up when people say no one gives head after anal. You stick your dick in someone's ass. HPV settles in to the dick. A month later some chick is sucking your dick and next thing you know she's get HPV in her throat and it turns to cancer. I've seen it time and time again… Dumbass



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169,944 I'm 46, and can still fuck 20 year olds. Although, I still prefer a hot plastic surgery older woman.  Wow, not much better than an aging woman worried about her sex appeal.



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169,943 i can't quite live anymore



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169,942 Today I am going masterbate to the thought of one of my teachers.
- female



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169,941 TO ALL OF YOU ANAL FUCKERS: GOOD LUCK WHEN YOU GIVE YOUR MAN A BLOW JOB AND YOU GET HPV IN YOUR MOUTH. IT TURNS UP AS CANCER. ENJOY!



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169,940 I have had an anal fissure for at least the pass 4 years or so from doing anal. If the pussy isn't good enough, tough.



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169,939 Anal is good. Wife and I do it once every few months. She brings it up. Haha, guess she is smart. Tell you a secret. Now she does it to me with her vibrator. She bum fucks me. All is fair in love and anal.



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169,938 16930: Anal sex does not lead to sphincter dysfunction. A butt hole penetrated by a penis will not become a dripping rectum in later years. Do the research and you will see. In the meantime roll over and spread those oiled  cheeks.



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169,937 I want to let my crazy out, and destroy the world.

I have always held back, and my friends and loved ones have only ever seen glimpses of my insanity.

There have always been two halves of me; I want to make this world a better place. I want to do enough good that I make an impression on this world, and leave it a better place than I found it...... I want to conquer this world, make it bow before me. I want to set the oceans on fire and let it all burn....
Sometimes the bad side of me gets very dark and ruthless.

I am tired of protecting everyone from myself. I want to let it out.I just don't know how...

I want to be a woman humanity will remember. I want to be the woman that written about, that's quoted for generations to come.

My crazy has been very patient with me. I want to let it out now.

How?

25f



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169,936 I've fucked so many women, and love it! I will keep fucking so many women!! that's what's hot! any age, women will still jump in bed. easy pickens!



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169,935 to the person who said they brought xaxan without a prescription,how is that even possible?



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169,934 I don't think anal sex can cause issues later in life. By the time a woman is 50, something has come out of that hole 18,000 times. If a guy pokes his dick in there a few dozen times, could it really make any difference?



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169,933 WOMEN...you won't win with me! haha, i'll never marry. I will do what men are made for..hunt/conquer. NOT with the same boring stuff day in and day out for years.  
every man i know cheats...yes, even your man!
don't get trapped into marriage. Keep women on their best behavior by NOT getting married.



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169,932 i have anal sex as much as i can with my bf...i like it..i like how much he gets turned on by it...it feels great...to some...some others dont like it...i do...oh yeah hes a hot cop and i have my masters....no dummies here...lol



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169,931 My sentiments exactly, #169930!! Couldn't have said it any better!



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169,930 *Really* smart women don't want anal. We aren't anxious to spend our later years shitting ourselves all the time because some idiot wanted to get his jollies (and demean us) by shoving his dick where it didn't belong. Really smart women will drop you like a hot potato if you even think about anal.

PS: A college degree does not make a person smart.



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169,929 Guy who's wife cheated on him... You're fucking awesome,I'm very happy when justice prevails. I hope that You have the happiest life ever.



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169,928 I posted a couple of weeks ago about taking the day off and catching my wife and her lover....I walked in on her riding him like a bull with my phone out to take plenty of pictures. thru the guy out and then fucked my wife hard. Since then she has been my sex slave, any request she immediately complies.....its been a fun time.  The guy came over and begged me not to tell his wife.....handed me $5000 in cash in an envelope, promised to never talk to my wife again. i made no promises.  Today I meet with the divorce atty for the last time, papers will get served to my wife tomorrow while I'm at work.  I'm heading home to get one last day/night of unlimited no hold barred sex in before. Oh yeah, one last thing, I'm meeting the guys wife for lunch tomorrow.....never ever piss me off



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169,927 I've had one woman ask me for anal sex.  She went to Bryn Mawr and is now a lawyer.



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169,926 About once a month, I have long, loving, meaningful conversations with my ex-soul mate.  I've been married to someone else for 10 plus years.  My ex has been dead for 15 years. Until we meet again my love!



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169,925 An interesting observation about women. Over the years I've had anal sex with six women. In four of these situations it was the woman suggesting I butt fuck her.

Here are the six women:

Julia, Ivy League undergrad, PhD in History
Catherine, Ivy League undergrad, editor at a major publication
Jill, Ivy League undergrad, writer
Karen, Georgetown University, Doctor
Kristin, no college, housewife
Emily, no college, slutty secretary

Which four do you think suggested anal sex?

Yes, the first four.  The intelligent, successful women wanted it. They understood the sexual nuance. They knew it would be a cerebral experience.

With the other two, I rolled them over and stuck it in there without even asking. They went along with it.

But I love how smart women want anal so much that they specifically ask for it.

And turning that around, I think if a woman asks for anal, it shows she's intelligent.



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169,924 My secret is that I like to see links to credible websites when people tell stories that seem highly implausible, at best.



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169,923 So many women I work with blindly support Hillary for President because they all have vaginas.

Do you realize how idiotic that sounds?  I'm sorry, but there needs to be more of a reason to vote someone in as President.



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169,922 I read a story about a man who was arrested for trying to entice a woman to have sex with him.  They exchanged many emails on the topic. He then suggested they get together and "do it".  

What's happened to this world? How we lost our minds?

Hello, if a man entices an under-age teen to have sex, then yes he should be arrested.

But this case was about an adult man trying to coax an adult woman to have sex.  THEY ARE BOTH ADULTS!!!!! It's called foreplay. It's called sexual reproduction so our species can continue to exist.

But it's also called stupidity when a grown man can get arrested for suggesting sex. This is political correctness gone way out of control.

I pray that Donald Trump gets elected with his common sense so he can give people a good kick in the head.



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169,921 My wife didn't realize she can access her yahoo email account from other computers. She thinks things get sent to the one computer in our house and that's the only place she can read her emails. I wish I had married a smarter woman.



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169,920 I told my brother about my history of suicidal tendencies for the first time last night. I'll admit I was a little drunk, but I reassured him that I would never do it. I really wouldn't. I used to want to kill myself when I was 16 because my life was shit.

My mother is dead, and my father is a lazy alcoholic that lived off her Survivor's Benefits until we were 18 and made no effort to prepare for that point, though he always knew the money would run out.

Little did I know that was only the beginning, since the lack of money got us evicted. My dad has been homeless ever since, and that was in Dec 2012. My brother escaped to the military earlier than he'd planned, while I was away at school, which gave me a place to live for about a year. There were so many times during my college years that I felt so abandoned and alone and helpless and stupid (worldly stupid and unprepared) that I thought dying would be easier.

After I dropped out from not being able to pay for school, things got worse. I couldn't live with my parents, but I was lucky enough to have friends who would take me in. Let me tell you though, living with a friend can easily ruin your friendship. You might be able to recover from it in the end once one of you moves out, but your relationship will take a beating.

Over the course of 2 years I moved 7 times, and each time I was thrown out of a place I felt even more abandoned and alone, with no place in the world at all that I could say I belonged. When you don't belong anywhere in the world, not at a job, in a house, or in someone's arms, it's simple to think dying would be easier.

Then there was that time with the shrooms. That was the scariest, because all my sadness came upon me at once, and if I'd had a gun at the time I would have done it.

Now, I know I would never do it. Even through some of these times when I wanted to, I knew I'd never do it. Because I decided when I was 16 that what I want more than to die is to live a happy life, to fall in love, to leave the country, to foster a good relationship with my half-sister. So much food I haven't eaten, so many sunsets from high buildings I haven't seen! I want to have a child one day, and see her innocent face reflecting what was corrupted in mine so long ago. I want to meet the person whose flaws I can deal with for the rest of my life. I want to see where the world itself goes, how coffee tastes in Amsterdam, what it feels like to own a cat and a dog.

These ambitions of mine are small, but without them I wouldn't know what I really want to do with my life. It's not about a career or a level  of fame or success, for me, it's about experiencing everything I've ever wanted to experience. Which is, basically, living life. And you can't live the dream without the struggle.



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169,919 My husband trusts me. He's away at work all day. I'm alone. He has no choice but to trust me.





But he shouldn't.



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169,918 Yesterday I made what shouldve been an uneventful trip to the bathroom. Expell, check the paper to see if I needed another wipe, etc. Except when I looked at the paper I saw green. Not a slight green. Not green specs, but GREEN. Just when I decided I was seeing the first symptom of a deadly disease, I remembered that I had a University Of Kentucky cupcake on Saturday. With LOTS of blue frosting. Felt compelled to share with those who don't know me. You're welcome.



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169,917 Mother Earth is like a pencil eraser designed to erase traces of formerly living things. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Bones, skin, flesh, vegetation and so forth. She will erode it, wear it, crush it. However, She isn't a perfect eraser. Discoveries are made that offer glimpses into the past. Glimpses that have revealed the lives of civilizations such as the Ancient Egyptians, Sumarians, Aztec, Mayan and so many other tribes. Yet, where we are today the people of earth we have no clue where we came from.  We are gypsies on our own planet.



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169,916 My cl ho is awesome. For 125 she gives me a serious deep tissue nude massage. Afterwards I play a round with her three holes. She likes missionary so we finish with her on her back, legs in the air. She is 100 lbs, 5 feet tall, cute, blonde/blue, 30 years of age. An absolute pretty, sweet petite. Her puss is so tight when I pull out of her it makes a pucker sound. So for 500 a month I write it off as office expense.



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169,915 I one time peed on myself while sitting in the driver's seat of my car. I was not happy. I was stuck in a massive traffic snarl. I had to go really bad. My choice was to open the car door, hike my skirt, and do it on the side of the road when every car could see me. Or shimmy out of my undies and pee in my seat while trying to look nonchalant so drivers in the other cars wouldn't know anything was going on. I chose one form of dignity loss over another. When I arrived home I spent the next hour washing out the car. Gross.



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169,914 I'm bad news. Don't date me. I'll let you down. And if you have any friends, I'll hit on them.



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169,913 If someone opens a website using Internet Explorer, I immediately think they're dumb.  I know that's not necessarily true but with the advent of Chrome and Firefox, if you are still stuck in the dinosaur age with IE, yip, you're dumb!


Don't get me started in those who begin typing the URL of a website and when the exact web address pops up, instead of scrolling down to select it, continue to type each and every letter.  They make errors and press delete and then start typing THE ENTIRE URL again.



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169,912 169904 - wow, I am the exact opposite!!  I could care less if I live tomorrow!!  Not to be all sad boo boo!!  But I just don't care anymore. I mean, I think it's awesome the you feel the way you do!   Lucky.  Wish I did.  :-(



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169,911 I have loved you since we were children. I probably always will love you, but only from afar. So many decades have passed now. We're both married to others and have children ourselves now, but there has only been one person in my heart all this time.

Dammit... I'm Snape :(



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169,910 I secretly wish you would cheat on me so I don't have to deal with you wanting to get into my pants every time we are alone. Find someone else to do this job please.

On another note, I might be asexual ahahaha



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169,909 You know you're a couple when she pees in front of you. But on the flip side, if ever you pee in front of her, you're a classless slob.



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169,908 I'm a kept man and I feel no guilt. She can pay for everything. I'm enjoying this.



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169,907 I have to stop stealing....this will be the last time....I hope.



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169,906 I secretly think most people who get married are incredibly stupid.



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169,905 I don't really go to Facebook much. Maybe once every few months. But when I read a headline that the website is down, I franticly hit refresh until it comes back up. How dare they not provide me with service!



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169,904 I don't want to die. Ever. Please, God. Please let me live forever. I love life, and I don't want to let it go.



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169,903 I ended the relationship with my longest term ex (5 years, then 2 on and off) about 18 years ago.  He smoked some (he claimed he was on the verge of quitting for the entire time I knew him), was a cat person (I'm allergic), never finished college, at first claimed he didn't want kids because I don't want them, but then freaked out and told me he always thought I'd change my mind.  He also claimed he could cook and that he'd do half the housework, and then never did anything to maintain his own place.  He always claimed to be clinically depressed, but refused to see a doctor about it.  But when I said I was leaving his slacker ass, he'd threaten to commit suicide.

I've since gotten married and have been with my lovely husband for 17 years now, 2 years dating, 15 years of marriage.

But I check Suicide Boy's FB page once in awhile to see if he's killed himself yet.   Nope. He's moved all the way across the country, been through 3 girlfriends now, described his acrimonious breakups with all of them, but he's still alive.

Yep, secretly I'm disappointed he hasn't offed himself yet. He might still breed, and the world does NOT need that.



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169,902 I sent my wife back to work because we needed the money to pay for our daughter's college. My wife ended up having an affair. I want to die.



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169,901 One of my favorite sexual fantasies. I whack off into a pair of my wife's panties. Then I pretend my wife just came home and is getting ready for bed. I spy her panties on the floor filled with cum. At first she's embarrassed. But then she's mad and yells at me and tells me that's right, she just slept with a guy and that's his cum in her panties. She demands I stick my finger in the cum and taste it. Then I must stick my finger in the cum and stick it up my ass so his cum is inside me. Then I must lick her panties clean. I do all this and I'm so aroused that I'm able to whack off a second time. Any fantasy which enables me to whack off twice in half an hour is a good one.



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169,900 How did I go from an A plus student to getting Cs in college? I feel like my High School was just telling us we were smart to make us feel good. Cause now that I'm stacked up against kids in other schools, I suck.



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