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170,199 A guy asked me out a few months ago. I turned him down. I had a negative impression of him. Since then I've seen him around and I've changed my mind. I'm not really interested in a relationship, but I wouldn't mind having sex with him on a regular basis. It's too bad our community is so small, there's no chance of that without everyone knowing. I'd rather keep my personal life private. Damn Facebook for helping everyone be up in everyone else's business.



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170,198 When I was 16yrs old. I met a VP of a bank onetime driving through my sisters neighborhood. My sister and I were sitting on her front stoop and he parked and started talking to me. He was handsome, rich, and had a beautiful sports car. Needless to say, my naive ass left with him. First we park fool around. Then a few days later, he picked me up and off to the hotel we went. And boy was this man freaky. He screwed me every which way from Sunday. Which was fine. Even gave him back door access. But then he got weird. Pulling hair too much, choking me and slapping me. It felt good, but since I didn't know him I was scared. Anyways, I stopped seeing him. But he certainly wasn't the first or the last that I fucked that did weird stuff.

I've sept with so many men that I lost count after 100. And if you saw me you would NEVER think I was such a nympho. Cuz that's what I was. I see it now.

Funny, now I'm happily married w/ (3) kids and a great husband. I don't cheat on him or disrespect him.

So I'm proof that you can turn a hoe into a house wife.

Sorry heaters.

😃😃😃



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170,197 Bees are worth protecting because without them we'd all surely die. Elephants do absolutely nothing, they're not even on our soil, but we waste time and resources trying to protect them. Could you imagine if Africa sent over fully armed men to the US to protect quails solely because "they like them" and started shooting people who were hunting quails. Honestly, what's the difference between your chubby cheeseburger and an elephants tusk? Ones food and ones not? I could care less. Unless elephants are relevant to the worlds ecosystem, we don't need to play God.

The strawberry generation, confirmed.



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170,196 When you marry someone only for their money, you and they both end up lonely.



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170,195 I know I am in love with a man only when I truly want and like to give him a bj. Only happened to me twice in my life with 2 men. F/40



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170,194 I'm going to attempt to whack off a second time today, just to see if I can.



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170,193 I get her to agree to sex. But I need her to WANT sex. She doesn't see the difference.



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170,192 The song "It's a thin line between love and hate" plays in my mind right now...

I plan on not contacting you "baby"

It'll be interesting though to see if you attempt to contact me, or just ghost on me



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170,191 I took a chance......

I told her I loved her.
I was so sure she felt the same way. The conversations and our way of looking at one another.....I was sure. I felt it in my soul.




She doesn't love me back...............



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170,190 I wish I could have back every dollar and every second, every coffee, every beer, every dinner, every movie, every present and nice word/thing I ever did for you. Relationships are give and take. All you ever did was take. Our last dinner cost me 92$. That didn't include the wine after. I never heard so much of a thanks from you. You don't even bother calling to see how things went despite knowing things didn't end well that night.

Friends become strangers, when people don't put in the time/effort to keep friends. Spouses become exes, for the same reason. Only selfish people lament what could have been instead of working to make it so.



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170,189 What do you have to ssy for yourself?,,oh everything id hunkydory eith you and her???...liar....what the fuck is wrong?



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170,188 My family and friends are puzzled as to why I work at keeping up my French but not my Spanish. "Look, you had each one for four years, but seriously, Spanish is so much more useful."

So I tell them, "Well, French is a higher-level language and more pleasing to the ear." Which is true...

But at the bottom of it all, I keep studying French because I fucking hate having Spanish shoved down my throat all the time.



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170,187 I don't want to remember the past. I don't want to live in the past. When I look at you, I'm forced to remember it. I'm forced to live in it.

Strangers become friends, and friends become strangers.



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170,186 Reality is always the same, nothing ever really changes.  Drug your brain and you'll discover how thin that veil of personality really is, always coming down to more of this and less of that floating around your synapses.  But the character of reality never changes.  It drives me mad it drives me mad it drives me mad...



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170,185 On Friday nights our family watches a movie together. I tell my children they aren't allowed to rent a horror movie because it will scare them too much. But the real story is it will scare me too much. I think they'd be fine with a horror movie.



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170,184 Marriage is not a scam.  It works well for some.  Ann Landers wrote that 10% of marriages are like heaven, 10% are like hell, and the rest are in that large in-between gray area.

We each find our own path through life.  I've been with the same woman for 47 years.  We've been a loving couple all that time, enjoying an active and mutually pleasurable sex life.  We are not married.  Our commitment to each other is renewed every day.  We stay together because that's what works for us!



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170,183 If my son spray painted anything in this town he'd be arrested. You kidding, they'd throw his black ass in jail.  But if the white people want to run in a race and spray mile markers on the roads along with words of encouragement, that's okay.



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170,182 I love when I get so excited a drop of precum flows out of my cock. it's the greatest thing in the world. I love when the girl i am with at the moment sees it. it's so hot. once i was out with my secretary at night and we were talking dirty and i pulled my hard cock out and there was a huge drop of precum coming from it. she grabbed it and went, 'oh my god -- it's glistening in the moonlight!" and i shot a load right there all over her. I still get hard thinking of that moment.



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170,181 MEN! MARRIAGE IS A SCAM! why do you want to give the women the power? their pent up resent comes out, they give that "oh, my husband is SOOO STUPID" attitude, and withhold sex...but God forbid you have sex with someone else!  UGH.
Divorce while you can!
I've been single, and love it! No matter what age I am, there will ALWAYS be an abundance of single women available!

Keep women on their best behavior,,,stay single!
I'm currently dating a hot Columbian, a curvy sexy light skinned Black woman, a tall sexy white woman, and a plastic surgery hottie!
it is THE BEST!  not some sour-faced bitchy wife!

Ahhh, the way it's meant to be!



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170,180 A tale of two spouses.

When something goes wrong my husband screams bloody murder. For example if the web is slow and a page won't load, he's like f*ck this and f*ck that.

To the contrary, if the a web page won't load for me, I happily take the opportunity to make a cup of tea.

I think I'm going to live a lot longer than him.



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170,179 I think if a guy has the right mindset he can ejaculate every hour for the entire day.



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170,178 My wife hangs out with her rich friends but forgets we have no money. The friends go away skiing for a week and my wife nags the shit out of me demanding we go too. I explain for the 100th time that we can't go because we are broke. A more honest answer would be that my wife married a loser. The other husbands made something of themselves. Not me. I'm worthless. She should divorce me and marry someone better. Wouldn't be hard to find someone more successful than me.



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170,177 My boyfriend left me in june. I was devastated. I needed comfort. I slept with a no good ex. My boyfriend and i got back together. Kind of. My gay friend wanted to get tested for stds. He was afraid to do it alone. I told him i would go with him. I told him its not that scary. I got a notice in the mail today. I have chlamydia. I told my boyfriend. I sobbed i cried so hard. Good girls dont get stds.. I feel so nasty. So disgusting i hate myself right now. Im sorry baby. I love you with my soul



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170,176 Email me I'm bored I want to talk.



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170,175 Some people's teeth are too white. Instead of me thinking oh, what a pretty smile. I think oh, there's a vain woman who spent a fortune having her teeth artificially whitened.



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170,174 I can't believe I cannot talk with you...i have cried myself to sleep since we last spoke. I keep waiting to hear from you. We did not part as friends, friends have the ability to communicate and we cannot do that. I don't even feel I can email you for work. On calls I just wait to hear your voice.

I am going to finish up my project, and request to be taken off the project through the end of the year so that we no longer have contact with each other.  This should make your life easier with me transitioning fully off the team.

I truly believe we are meant to be together...I will wait for you...

I am sitting here typing with tears streaming down my face...



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170,173 People often threaten to sue me because I have an opinion. I'm not saying anything personal. I mention that I'm not in favor of such and such law. But because they are in favor, they threaten to sue me. People are so earth shatteringly stupid. Please don't sue me for saying that.



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170,172 Just had my first nuclear ass-reactor eruption after eating Spanish food. ĦAy carumba!

Spanish food is still bae tho



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170,171 I know this girl who won a national essay writing contest for history. Like wow. She must be both smart and a great writer!

No. She's a flaky moronic teenage girl. She spends all her time texting her friends about boys.  

So how did she win the contest? Turns out her mother, a woman I know very well, has a PhD in History. The mother wrote the essay. It's so obvious. But this is how things work. Cheaters win.



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170,170 Somebody clue me into secret Facebook groups. How do you find them? Or they find you? I want to join at least one! "Secret" is my favorite word!



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170,169 You reek.



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170,168 I hate how students on high school sports teams refer to their coach.

"Coach says we have to be at practice early tomorrow."

"Coach says I'm running better."

There's something off with this. Kids say "The teacher" and "The principal".  This is normal. But when they say just "Coach", it makes me think there's something cult-like going on. Or sinister. Or sexual. It's like saying "Master says I've been a bad girl and must be spanked."

I could be wrong, but that's what I think.



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170,167 My wife and I plan this game where we'll go out to a public place like the mall. She'll wear a short skirt with nothing underneath. She'll bend over to get something on a bottom shelf while a stranger is nearby. Or she'll stretch way high to get something on the top shelf while the stockboy is in the aisle. Her dress rises up and her tushy is exposed. She then asks the gaping young worker for help. The whole time I'm watching from a distance. It's marvelous sexy fun. In the end we go home and fuck our brains out.



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170,166 So sad I had to be right, he did indeed give me "trich"....

Now it's deny, deny, deny from his end as far as any sexual activity outside of our relationship

Then he starts accusing me of being some type of carrier, that he suspects I've been infecting  HIM with something for the last 6 months as his health hasn't been good

I think I fell for a professional liar, he sells used cars for christsake



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170,165 I do the stanky leg in my cage, wearing tights



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170,164 My dad made me very uncomfortable, but I wanted to be around him, you know, because he was my dad. He lied about everything. He'd often exaggerate when telling a story to impress people. Or, he would outright lie to gain an advantage over someone or something. I tried to tune most of it out, and suppress the gut wrenching feeling that my dad was living in a fantasy world. Fast forward to when I met my first wife. Same fucking thing.



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170,163 I am so unabatedly thrilled at how badly I pissed you off.  I showed all my friends your response and we had a fantastic laugh.  Thanks, man.



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170,162 It's 4ᚨ A.M.

This guy, who also just happens a to be a DJ with a man bun, thinks it's totally cool to be drunk and loud on a Thursday night. He also likes to blast his music really loud and look around the area to see if anyone is watching. I mean, in a place like this, you only do that kind of shit to get noticed. This is the kind of guy who thinks it's cool to stay up all night and be loud and annoying like a spoiled infant. He can't go inside and do it, no. He NEEDS to be outside, because people can't hear/see him when he's inside. How are people going to notice him unless he draws attention to himself.

Essentially he's the fat girl online who sends nudes to random strangers for self-confidence. The only difference being the fat girl online is a thousand times more tolerable than this mongoloid inbred douche nugget.



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170,161 A boyfriend I went out with for a couple of months, regularly would cum 7 times during our sessions. The most was 10 times, in one day, which he said was a first for him.



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170,160 It depends on the guy...my hubby the first night that i met him fucked me 7 times and came all 7. ... I was so worn oyt i could barely move...he had the stamina of a bull hw died 5 years ago..i miss him so much...



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170,159 I recall getting off twice with a woman only one time in college. I read stories from guys saying they did it eight times. Bah.



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170,158 I have a blessed life...a job, a roof over my head and food in the fridge. I know I'm lucky, I know I shouldn't complain and I'm sorry for doing so but...I feel so alone. I know no one will ever love me, I known I'm going to be on my own forever. I'm sad and I don't like being sad..I just want someone who wants me



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170,157 I work for a government social services office.  If you people had any idea of what happens to your money you'd be dragging fuckers out in the streets to beat them to death and hang them from the light standards. But you don't, because you're busy shopping, or watching netflix, so you just keep voting the same corrupt, professional ass-fuckers back in to keep giving all of your asses a good, professional ass fucking. They do it to you frontside, backside, topside, bottomside and sideways.  They fuck you so good with that big ol' thing - you just can't get enough. You just love it, don't you?  They're going to take care of you, aren't they?  Just vote for me, baby - I'm going to give it to you better than anyone ever has before...



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170,156 I used to fuck my secretary and the most i ever came with her was 3 times in one day. the first time i pulled out and came all over her tits. the second time she sucked and licked me til i came all over her face. she looked me directly in the eyes while she licked all the cum off my cock and used it like lipstick all around her lips and the third time.... she was dressed and getting ready to leave and i just pulled her pants down and fucked her from behind and came all over her back. i still cant believe i was able to do this in one day -- i felt like a stud and still jerk off thinking about that day almost 20 years ago.



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170,155 When I was in my early 30s I had sex with my (then) girlfriend 5 times in one day.  We were on a weekend vacation at a beach town in Mexico.  Best day ever!!  We pretty much spent the day in our hotel room fucking, with a few breaks to go get some street tacos and beers.  And yes I came every time, hard.  She was so hot and such fun to bang.  I remember she kept saying things to me like "that pussy is yours ... take it, fuck it ... it's all yours", and so on.  She kept herself so clean and smoothly shaven, she smelled so good (which I attribute to her being vegan, but who knows) - and wow did her body temperature always seem incredibly high to me ... it was the best.  I still think about it occasionally, I sure do miss those days.

M/41



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170,154 I decided 2 months ago to change our lives (my husband and I). I cashed out my 401k, moved us, and very quickly got a new wonderful job. No one knew how miserable I was in my life when it was stuck in a rut. I'm so much happier but I feel like everything is to fall apart. Like I'm not good enough. 😞



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170,153 Michael Bloomberg straight up would make a great president. A smart billionaire, who unlike Trump, made his money the real way and not off the back of daddy's checkbook.  He supports arts, philanthropy, fiscally responsible and has a good sense of balance.  
He's Jewish, divorced and from northeast politics which is why it'll never happen. But if you want the country to run like a well oiled business, that's your guy.



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170,152 I dont believe the woman that says she wantss another woman to shit in her mouth is real. would anyone really find that sexy? i have pissed on lots of girls, even in their mouth, and that was sexy, especially pissing my cum off their face and tits but seriously, shitting in someone's mouth is pretty nasty i think.



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170,151 In case you weren't aware, pussy hair poking out from the edges of your undies is a vary bad look.



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170,150 I've never had sex twice in the same day with a man. Either I'm so great in bed that my pussy coaxed every last drop of semen out him the first time. Or it's a myth that guy's can do it more than once a day.



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170,149 I can not vote in another black man as President.  I'm not prejudiced. I voted for Obama. But we can't keep swinging the pendulum in favor of American minorities. It will bankrupt us. We need balance.  8 years of Obama and improving social programs. Fine. Now we need to help other kinds of people. That's only fair. But what are my choices?  Hillary?  Oh my gosh. I have no problem electing a woman, but I can't elect an evil villain. And then there's Trump. For real, that's my only other choice? A TV show host? Where are all the brilliant people who made this country great? Why don't they run for office? Warren Buffet for President  Bill Gates for President. Hell, I'd even elect Mark Zuckerburg for President. But they aren't running. We're in real trouble.



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170,148 I can't even borrow this computer, anymore. It's creating too much friction in my life. My only hope left is the pony express. I always knew it'd end like this.



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170,147 I am late for work every day because I have to masturbate. If I could get paid for doing it I'd be CEO
47M



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170,146 I wanted to talk to you today.



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170,145 My to do list today includes masturbation.



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170,144 Most houses today look like a box with a peak on top. What happened? Homes used to be filled with architectural detail. In olden days style was important. Not anymore.

I'm sorry to say my sex life is a box with a peak on top.



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170,143 Forget prison, i wish there could be conjugal visits at work.



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170,142 MY WIFE DIDNT HAVE A GARTER UNDER HER WEDDING DRESS ////// FIRST HINT SHE WASNT A SEXUAL PERSON



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170,141 I once spoke to my ex girlfriend on the phone. It was a few months after we'd broken up. She sounded odd. I thought, well, it's kind of weird that I called out of the blue. A few days later she sent me an email saying that while we were talking on the phone, he new boyfriend was there listen to everything we said, and the whole time he was fucking her. I still don't know what to make of it. I feel embarrassed that someone was listening in. I feel betrayed. You don't do that to someone. We used to love each other. We dated for four years. That counts for something. Have some respect. I would never do that to her. But then her emailing me telling me about the sex she was having, was that some sort of tease? If some irrelevant person from work called, you wouldn't tell him a few days later you were having sex during the phone call. Does this mean she was interested in me sexually? Maybe so, but I have to say I'm so offended by her letting her boyfriend listen in that I would never go near her again. In hindsight, I wish I knew he was listening and I could have made something up like, "We could have been a great couple, but you testing HIV+ blew it for us." I wonder how many seconds her new boyfriend would stick around after hearing he's banging a girl with AIDS.



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170,140 About 2 years ago a dickhead was rude to me in a parking lot. I was patiently waiting for a space and out of nowhere Mr. Selfish zooms past me and parks his car. I nicely explained I was waiting. He rudely told me to go fuck myself and much more. He behaved like an awful and angry man.

This is a small town. I asked around and found out who he is.

A few months ago an application came up before the Planning and Zoning Department.  Mr. Selfish wanted to put an extension on his house which exceeded the allowed size. Generally he would be given approval as long as no one in town objected.

I showed up at the zoning meeting armed with statistics showing that his house would be the largest in a quaint neighborhood of nothing but smaller homes. I cited rules showing that a neighborhood's character must be maintained. I pointed out how a larger house could give way to more people in the home, and more people would mean more septic use, and the well water in the neighborhood could be adversely affected. Then the Planning and Zoning Commission could be sued for knowingly allowing the drinking water to be tainted.

His application was denied. He he. People should learn to be nice.



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170,139 Yep. We heroin addicts just want to get high and not be arrested and thrown in jail for 30 years. It's true. It just so happens that our wonderful opium can help a few people too by taking away their troubles, rather cheaply at that.

Damn those rule humpers who think getting high is naughty, having sex outside the marriage is for sinners, doing anything outside the rules is abhorrent, and anything I can think of to blame on them, like my unhappiness.  They are just pissy prudes who are jealous they are not high on heroin.

Heroin should be legal. And robbing people to get money to buy more heroin should also be legal. I know I'm right because it's what I want and that's what's most important.



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170,138 I want my child to grow up learning Buddhism because there is nothing more rare than being born a human and having the opportunity to learn how to be compassionate and help other people. But I'm afraid other people would think I'm nuts. Buddhism isn't a religion though, it's a challenge. I want my child to challenge them-self.



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170,137 Yep.  We smokers do just want to get high and not be arrested and thrown in prison for 30 years.  It is true.  It just so also happens that our wonderful plant can help a few people too, rather cheaply at that.

We just want to relax and get high.  We have to market it as medicine, though, otherwise the rulehumpers who think that getting high is naughty, having sex outside of marriage is for sinners, and doing anything except following the LifeScript(tm) and the rules is abhorrent.

Getting high isn't worthy of any jail sentence.  But the rule followers are secretly sadists and love a good public execution.



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170,136 I can't believe I'm going to say this, but okay, here goes. I'm female. I'm 26, petite and I'm told I'm pretty. I don't watch porn. I have seen a few snips though. I saw an amazing one that was viral a few years ago where one woman hovered over the mouth of another woman and pooped. It was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. It was also the most erotic thing I've ever seen. I would like to try this. I see myself on the receiving end. I can't imagine anything more deviant and naughty. The problem is who would I get to be on the giving end. I can't turn to my best friend and ask her to poop in my mouth. That will not be happening. What are my other choices? I could advertise for a prostitute. I know men do it. But I'm sorry, I don't want prostitute poop in my mouth. Yuck. I'm sure prostitutes have worms or some other odd failing. I could compromise and ask a man to do it. I'm sure there would be plenty of takers because most men are closet deviants. But I picture man poop tasting awful, like digested beer and hot dogs. It loses the allure. No I want a petite pretty woman like me to poop in my mouth. I will never find this. Maybe that's why I want it?



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170,135 My ex-wife begged me for anal sex. She would give me bjs after. Seems she enjoyed it more than I did. Not all men are sex crazed pigs. Women want you to believe that though.



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170,134 My secret. I had sex with a co-worker on my desk at work. Also in the back of my car. She gave me a bj while I was on an important business call at work. She was married with three kids. I learned not to judge a book by its cover.



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170,133 Medical marijuana is a joke. People just want to get high.



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170,132 I am so tired of being so scared.



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170,131 Here I am on this place called "Earth". I had no choice. A man and a woman exchanged bodily fluids and my earthly  existence happened. It seems so trivial and I ask myself why. Why am I here?

Then along the way I met a girl and fell in love. Being with her taught me love. We had 26 years to "get it right". She passed. Though she is gone our love survives to this day.

Could it be that the reason for earthly existence of man is an opportunity to find someone as a soul mate? To find "love" as the reason for our time on this earth? If so, I found it and am ready to go back home. The real home.



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170,130 My teenage children said they've never heard me curse. I'm kind of proud of that.



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170,129 My sis in law is a bitch. You don't know the half of it. Being mean gives her a purpose in life, her only purpose in life.

When my wife and I bought our current house, the sis in law came over and couldn't say enough bad things about this house. It's ugly. It smells bad. It's in a bad neighborhood.

Truth is that she was jealous. The house is large and beautiful and expensive and in a very fine town. My sis in law couldn't possibly afford it. So she put it down. Yes, she's that immature.

Parallel to her being a bitch, every year my wife's family rotates who hosts Thanksgiving dinner.  This year it's our turn in our beautiful new house!

I've discussed this with my wife. Seeing how the sis in law doesn't like our house, we aren't going to burden her with coming here.  She's not invited to Thanksgiving dinner.

She will have no place to go for the holiday.  Boo hoo. Revenge is as sweet as my wife's pumpkin pie.



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170,128 My wife is only interested in sex one day a month. All other days I get my verbally pummeled if I bring it up.



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170,127 I assume if a man has a beard it's because he's too lazy to shave. Noted. He's lazy. Next.

I assume if a man has a mustache, he spends quite a bit of time grooming himself. Noted. He's vain. Next.

I assume if a man shaves his face everyday, then he is normal. Noted. He's normal. Eureka.



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170,126 I belong to several secret Facebook groups. They are real. We exchange naked photos.



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170,125 Too much pressure and as you know pressure busts pipes. Tread lightly. You've been warned. I've decided. Game over.

36/F



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170,124 today i met a married woman at lunch.  we were all over each other she came, i came. great. after work i get a call from and older woman (60) who wants to see me, say hello. etc. she blew me and it was awesome.
m/40's



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170,123 My roof leaks. My basement leaks. As a result my house smells like mold. As an added consequence, my clothes smell like mold. I was in my cubicle at work and someone came to talk to me and asked if I spilled water on the carpet because she could smell mold. I hate my freaking life.



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170,122 My new semi-conservative roommate is going to drive me nuts! I know this already and we've lived together for 5 days now.

When I was getting to know him more on the first day I move in, he asks me "Is there any way I can get you to stop talking?" I don't even have to explain how rude that is. A day or two later, he told me not to leave my towel in the bathroom because of "the stench." Great way to let me know you think I stink!

Second, he told me I had to buy my own toilet paper. Which, I get that girls use more than guys, but come on, toilet paper!?

Then, he asked me if I had any cookware and flatware to use of my own. I don't, because I've been homeless for a while and I haven't been in one place long enough to buy any of these things for myself. He said I could use his things as long as I cleaned them, but it just made me feel insecure and uncomfortable because basically this continued the whole "you only use what you buy" thing. No sense of community at all.

Next, he was in my room chatting with me after I finished unpacking and he said "It looks more organized...now how long is it going to stay this organized?" Great way to be passive aggressive about MY room buddy. I didn't ask you to stand in my doorway. Besides, who has an answer for that question readily prepared? "Oh, I usually turn into a complete slob about 3 months in, watch out for that!" Ridiculous.

On the same day he was in my room, he saw my jug of wine in the corner next to my bed. He said "You like to have a glass of wine a day huh?" I confirmed this and he said "As long as it's only one glass..." Excuse me? I thought I was paying $600 rent and what could be ridiculous utilities to live AWAY from my parents. Psh. Bye.

Also before I moved in he told me it was 4/20 friendly, but when I move in he amends it to say that it's only okay if I blow it out a certain window with a fan on.

I bought incense because it keeps me calm. He immediately questions me asking if I'm burning it to mask the smell of weed. I get that some people do that, and I admitted that I do some of the time, but damn! Can I do anything without the scrutiny?

I hate this much policing. Plus we got into a conversation about what makes us angry (I wanted to know because I want to see it coming when it eventually does) and he said "the little things." So basically if he finds water on the counter and smells weed ONCE in my room or I have more than one person over, he's gonna get mad. Fucking great. I basically have a new strict Asian dad.

Get me the fuck out of here. Thank God this place is month to month, because I have a feeling that's gonna save my ass at the end of this relationship.



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170,121 Scared straight. Even though I'm a tall good looking guy, I've had trouble getting women my entire life. So I thought I'd go gay. I put an ad in CL of my body, and the guys came out of the woodwork, like 40 responses in a couple of hours, damn why can't women act that way lol. So anyway the guys on the internet were just too weird for me so I went to a gay bar. Sitting in my car I could see who was walking in, young guys, strange looking couples etc. Fuck it, I couldn't do it, guess I'm not even bi, oh well back to nothing.....



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170,120 I think there is a mentally ill boy in my child's school. He is also mean and violent. I wrote a formal letter to the school asking them to investigate. They never got back to me.

And we wonder how Adam Lanza slipped through the cracks....



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170,119 I love seeing my cum dripping out of a pussy.



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170,118 So you lavished attention on me for one day.  And this is supposed to make up for everything else?



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170,117 I cheated on my husband one time. I did it at a wedding. He didn't want to come for the weekend. I went alone. I think about this every time I hear the word wedding mentioned. You'd be surprised how often people or the TV mentions a wedding. I'd say at least once a day.



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170,116 When I see a pretty woman in the park with her dog, I pet the dog and act like he's my new best friend. When I get home I furiously wash my hands. I'm not fond of dogs at all.... just pretty women.



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170,115 The three best friends ended two weeks after he moved. Already trying to deter us from visiting. And trying to act like he'll really see us when he comes back. Don't lie. Neither of us is dumb. She doesn't know yet, don't know if I should tell her about what he's been saying to me. I feel so dumb for allowing him so far in. Feel dumb for having fallen in love at one point. Feel dumb for everything. Won't be talking to him until he bothers to talk to me. Not going to force friendship on someone who does not want it. She will have to make her own mind up about him. Will not force her hand or anything. Just wish it wasn't this way. Wish everything had turned out differently.



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170,114 It's my ex girl friend birthday. I want to call her and wisher her well. But I don't know what she thinks of me anymore. She probably never thinks of me.



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170,113 The biggest problem I have with the mass shootings here in the US is that the shooters keep going after the wrong demographic.

God dammit.  Students are an easy target and a dumb choice.

Aim higher for fuck's sake.

Kill some CEOs or some politicians or something.  Go massacre Wall Street.  Put these fucks in their place and make them fear us again.



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170,112 No good deed goes unpunished.  I've been raised to be polite and do the right thing...but what's the point when everything goes wrong anyway?



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170,111 I'm somewhat addicted to this site. Maybe just reading others' secrets, because it is a momentary escape from life.

I always have this small hope that my boyfriend will post here. Potentially giving me an insight into his head. But so far, nothing.



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170,110 i have a hooker-stalker. she texts me all the time and wants me to come over. sometimes i dont even pay, i just cum all over her face and leave. she doesnt seem to care. she texts me two days later and says "cum on over". she does this alot. i wonder if she does it to all her customers. she's like 18 and really cute but dumb as rocks.



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170,109 A guy I went to school with was brain damaged in a car crash. He's like a child in an adult's body. He proposed to his girlfriend a few weeks after the accident and she said yes. I can't help but wondering if she only said yes because she'd look like a bitch if she said no.



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170,108 It's hurting realising that my boyfriend seems to love me much less than I love him.

It scares me more that I can't bring myself to leave.

I'm worried I'm dooming myself to a life of hurt.



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170,107 104 you sound young.  There will be others, let her go.  Like the other said.

The fact that she can't be with you because of finances is not someone you want to be with.
Nothing is guaranteed.
You could be struggling again.  She will leave.  Lose her.

35/f



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170,106 Oh fuck you...I think my vag is dripping with an STD you've given me...FirSt time and the last, dear fake assed monogamy wannabe playa



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170,105 If she really loved you, she wouldn't still stay with someone else.

Finish your studies and find someone more deserving of your love.



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170,104 I think I'm falling in love with her.....


And I think she's falling in love with me....

Problem is, until I graduate I cannot support her. So she stays with someone else....who can support her while she studies.

I've never hated being poor so much. I usually don't mind it because I know once I graduate the world will be a whole new place to me, but I've been living humbly for the last 3 years to better reward myself at the finish line.....

But now what?



I keep going? And let her go?



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170,103 What do I expect? I expect to be immune to everything. I expect to make Superman look like a hypocnhodriac.



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170,102 I have a full time job, minimum wage. In a few months I'll be able to afford my own place. I knocked out my drivers license and now can legally drive. There's nothing holding me back from going out and finding myself, but I don't have the drive. I'd much rather get high, watch Funhaus, and play my 3DS.

I can't tell if I'm depressed or not.



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170,101 "Why don't you wear makeup?". Seriously? I cry so much that it would just be a pain in the ass to have to do it all over again every day!



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170,100 094, I'm sure there are because when I was 18, I dated a 31 year old long distance and a 29 year old (this one in person).
The 31 year old I had never met in person, we met on a forum and when I left that forum, we started talking on Facebook. He didn't have a profile picture , camera, or anything..but I would video chat him anyway through FB. Eventually, I would joke about stripping for him on cam and then I actually started to do it...and a lot more. It was so hot. A few weeks of this later, we stared dating. We dated for about half a year, and I had never seen his face, despite all the begging I did. That makes this story seem really sad and everything, but I did hear his voice, which was enough for me because I fell in love pretty damn hard. I eventually realized that I was much more committed to the relationship than he was, and I ended it, and cried for so long. I still do love him to this day, and I know he has all my pictures I sent him and that I could start it all up again if I wanted to. But I just can't do it.

The 29 year old, I met on the web too through a blogging site that I will not mention. His blog was all BDSM and kinks, and the raunchy side of me couldn't resist. So I messaged him, and we started to mess around. He always said he didn't want anything serious, and I didn't either at first. But the first person you get into BDSM with...you develop this type of connection that is inexplicable. I really cared for him, beyond the bedroom. I wanted to be able to sleep over and to have our perfect little world, just me and him. This wasn't what he wanted, of course, and after suffering through his constant ignoring of me, I called him out on his bullshit and blocked him on the messaging app we used and his number.
This all happened more than two years ago, but I'm dating someone my own age now and I couldn't be much happier. For now, though, I'll keep these skeletons in the closet.



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