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170,499 He's married. I don't care nearly as much as I thought



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170,498 HAPPY SINGLE GUY:
I have a great job, and would never live off someone else's money. It's part of what makes me independent.
Great to be in my place in life. It just makes me laugh how upset people get when I say that MARRIAGE IS NOT NATURAL!
Men who are miserable get mad at me, and women think i'm a pig when i bring it up.
That's fine. I love dating, and will always date, no matter what age I am. Always plenty available!

It's theory,,,it's how you keep women on their best behavior...and they know it!
Once the ring goes on, the dynamic changes, and I have many many married people that agree with me.

Tonight I may go out with the big breasted Philipino woman who lives 40 minutes away.
And they aren't all good dates.  I recently had one woman tell me that she's not interested, and didn't feel any chemistry.

I can take it.  It's like Sales. Go thru the NO's to get to the YES'S !  :)



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170,497 just had a coworker spouting off facts about herpes, and i said, "you have herpes, don't you"?
he snickered and said "yeah".
Well, did you tell that girl that you are currently having sex with, without a rubber?
"no...i don't have a breakout now"

ugh



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170,496 I had a dream not too long ago about a maid. She was cleaning the first story of the loft I'm staying at, and when I walked by, she told me she in a disgusted manner that she saw a chunk of my hair fly off, and that I should drink more water. So I chugged a bottle of water right in front of her and told her "This better work."

For whatever stupid reason, after waking up, I really wanted to continue that conversation with the maid. I kept forcing myself to go back to sleep, but it never came up again. Now I'm feeling a little disappointed and I have zero idea why.

Stupid dream.



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170,495 I don't care how good looking he is, HSG sounds like he never grew up and I personally like a man with integrity confidence and self respect.
He fails in all three.  
And he probably lives off of someone else's nickel.  



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170,494 Happy Single Guy:
not sure why people may think i'm full of shit?
honest stories.  pretty sad if people don't believe how easy it is.  It doesn't hurt that i'm very tall and very goodlooking, and actually care about my appearance and have personality.

Very easy.  and women are on GREAT behavior when single!
So, I will continue with the stories.  I DO have funny rejection stories also, I can share those, too.



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170,493 I think the police here in America need to be reminded that the bullets can fly back at them much faster if they keep up their shit. Continue to shoot innocent Americans and their pets; and one ore more will start shooting back.

Civil War is coming.....



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170,492 Good luck having nothing but superficial shallow relationships your whole life til you're old and grey. Hope you like dying alone



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170,490 Happy Single guy here:
Update, went out for a drink with the tall, curvy Dental Hygienist.
great conversation, she told me she's "very attracted to me".
I knew I was in.
we made out by her car, my hard cock throbbing, pressed up against her.
she was quivering. then I said goodnight.
...she's been texting non stop.

STAY SINGLE...KEEP THEM ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR



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170,489 We haven't spoken in 3 years. Last Thursday, I saw what I thought was your number appear on my caller ID. Was it really you? Please try again...



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170,488 #tay...are you #tam
I miss you everyday...I crave to hear your voice, have interaction with you anything, hear about your day, hear about what you are thinking, hear you say you miss me too.



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170,487 I'm a sucker for any man wearing a white button down shirt with the sleeves rolled up. It says he's sophisticated, yet hard working. So sexy.



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170,486 I'm not sure what to make of this. My wife and I joke about having sex with a divorced female friend of hers. We talk about it while we're having sex. We make up stories about the friend staying over and all three of us end up naked...

Out of nowhere the other day my wife tells me she invited her friend to come over for Thanksgiving dinner and seeing how she lives two hours away, my wife invited her to spend the night.

This could get really interesting.



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170,485 I one time stayed awake for 51 hours. It was a very stressful situation with a medical emergency going on with someone else. Everything worked out. But I've always felt different since then. Not physically different, but I think I damaged something in my brain. I have racing thoughts and feel more nervous. The incident was years ago but these symptoms still linger. Interesting how one thing can affect you forever.



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170,484 I'm miserable.
Mental illness plagues me. I am shocked everyone isn't as mentally unstable as myself. It bothers me that I can't "just get through it" as people tell me I should.
Where's the ease I once had in viewing this life?
How do you rid yourself of self-loathing & hate?
Nothing I do is good enough.
Nothing I am is worthwhile.



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170,483 I am not a fetish subject.
I am not your mistress.
I am done.



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170,482 I don't have much but I have plenty. I feel very grateful today...



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170,481 I have a touch of a hustler's heart
Along with all this gold

You can be part of MY rotation, baby
And I sure hope you bring it
We were always sublime in that department...

Like all games of brain
Not just brawn
This woman can play too
Deal.



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170,480 I hate you, but I also want to be with you more than anything. When I was with you, I loved you, but I also hated you and wanted to leave you.

Fuck



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170,479 My neighbor is smoking hot. I mean, one look at her and I am intoxicated. Unfortunately, she's attracted to your typical "I'm white but I like to act ghetto" kind of guy. You know the type. Hat still has the tags on it, pants down pass their ass, blasting rap and putting their hands up in the air in a movement similar to a retarded infant after they've shit their drawers. It's sad. But who am I to judge? I'm no shining example. I just don't understand how someone like her could be attracted to someone like them. It makes her look sloppy.

That's just kind of how it is around here. It really doesn't matter who you are in the inside, just so long as you can maintain the image you present to people on the outside. You could have the biggest heart in the world and it wouldn't mean anything unless your wallet was equally as big. It's nothing like the small valley town I grew up in, where everyone knew one another and nobody acted like something they weren't. There wasn't a constant pissing contest between guys, and the girls didn't wear something equivalent to a Korean hooker.

It doesn't really matter though. I didn't move to the city to make friends, start relationships, make a life. I moved to the city for work, and work is what I do. I'll worry about that other social shit when I'm somewhere normal, because if I ever turned into one of these plastic people I'd fucking hang myself.

Still, my neighbors pretty hot. That's nice I guess.



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170,478 Coke is better than Pepsi. Pepsi has no spice, no kick, too much sugar flavor (since they both probably have the same sugar amounts). This comes from a Pepsi state (seriously every rest stop/school only has Pepsi). But honestly the debate saves us from the real truth, that we shouldn't be drinking this shit at all.



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170,477 I fucking hate my cousin. He doesn't bathe regularly. His body odor alone can make me vomit. He is constantly in a shitty mood, probably because of the smell, but he just can't pin point why. He makes my elderly aunt take care of him. He's 40 fucking years old. You should be helping your elderly mother, not making her clean your shit stained underwear, cook your dinner, etc. God, I hate him.



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170,476 this time of year always reminds me that I have the hots for Vincent Price.



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170,475 I took part in a week long radio survey where I had to write down all the stations I listened to. I lied. I don't listen much to the radio. I felt bad for the survey company. I wanted to give them something with substance, so I wrote down the radio stations I would listen to if I had the time. But I don't have the time.



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170,474 It's been almost two years. It's like it's been forever but no time has passed. I miss you everyday. I check my email obsessively. When I do get an email from you it's a sick validation that I too am on your mind. I seldom email you back because I know I'll eventually start seeing you again. We both know where that leads. Im trying to fulfill the roles in life that I've chosen many years before we met. It hurts knowing how much I truly love and want you but knowing that feat is insurmountable. I've made a good life for myself and my responsibilities are endless. I'm trying to see the positive in my life. The things I've taken for granted are things most people will never have. I'm trying not to be selfish or greedy. I wish I could tell you that I love you just as much as I did then. How much I miss your touch. Your voice. Your advice.  Your comfort. You calmed my crazy. I will always regret never Persuing the opportunity of spending my life with you. You offered me everything you had. You were enough. I was afraid of your love. I still am. I'm afraid of the love I have for you. It consumes me even after all this time.



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170,473 The ultimate goal is to go out on a couple dates, do the women REALLY GOOD...then get it to the point where I can just workout after the gym, then go to her house, where she has food and a shower waiting,,,then fuck.

it's a good point to get it to.  And she appreciates that i'm working out.



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170,472 Though he was the one who started it,my boyfriend asked why I like to call him "daddy" while we're having sex.

The better question is "Why do you like pretending you're fucking a little girl?"



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170,471 HAPPY SINGLE GUY HERE!
had an online dating site date last night. dinner, laughs, she had 2 margaritas, and then a nice walk. she was giggling and letting me grope her tall, curvy body.  
so easy.
i'm sure by tonight i'll have sex, then can add her to my rotation.



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170,470 My boss tends to talk in needless riddles.

"He's my aunt's brother."

Wouldn't that make him your uncle? Why do we have to go through mental hoops to understand the simplest things you are trying to say?



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170,469 Pepsi tastes better than Coke. Everyone knows it's true. Yet people will automatically say they like Coke more because it's what they have been taught to say. Their answer has nothing to do with the truth, and nothing to do with which actually tastes better.  It's all about people being conditioned.

This is all you need to know about people. Whether it's about choosing a soft drink or running a large corporation, success is all about recognizing how people are sheep and they can be so easily controlled.



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170,468 I once stole a coat hanger from work. It was wooden and sturdy.  Very fancy looking. I thought they'll never miss one silly coat hanger. But don't you know, I get on the elevator at the end of the day and the darned elevator stops a few floors down where the executive offices are located. Onto the elevator walks the head of the entire company. Just me and him and a coat hanger on the elevator. He didn't say a word, but I'm sure he saw it. I'm sure he realized that's the kind of coat hanger used in the office. I felt so stupid and so petty. About a year later there were layoffs. My name was on the list. I've always wondered if it was because of the damn coat hanger. Ridiculous, my life's direction might have been determined by a coat hanger.



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170,467 Being smart was much more fun before Google came along. In the past, someone would ask a question, "When did Einstein publish the theory of relativity?"

I would answer, 񓞑".  It felt good to know something.

But these days if that questions is asked, everyone Googles the answer and then they all pretend to be smart. My thunder has been stolen. Thieves!



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170,466 There are many self proclaimed good people in this world who are bad people in disguise. Don't fall for their tricks.



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170,465 I get nervous when I meet new people. It makes my palms sweat. But when I meet new people I have to shake their hand. Double whammy working against me!



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170,464 I only stay married because I know my enemies will use it against me if I get divorced. And so it goes........



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170,463 Communism is bad. Okay, we all know that. People aren't motivated to work hard. There is corruption. Yada yada.

But Capitalism doesn't seem to be working well either. American companies are getting their butts kicked by foreign nations.

Why?

Well Communism did have one really interesting aspect. Young adults are put on a career track.  If you are smart, you are culled from the mases and prepped to be a leader.  As a results, Communist countries have strong and capable leaders in both the government and in their companies.

In America, loud mouths get promoted to run companies. They are not smart, just loud. And only male models are voted in to run the government. Again not smart, just good looking.

Now it's backfiring. Our companies can't compete because we have no intelligence in the corner office.

Communism is bad for financial reason, but Capitalism has a pretty major flaw too.  In other words, we are all doomed to fail.



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170,462 there's a woman i know who's angry all the time. i try not to react. because honestly, if i looked like her, i'd be angry all the time too.



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170,461 Good Morning To All!

I'm still here reading your secrets and sometimes sharing mines. Thank you to all that appreciate my posts. I appreciate yours as well.

Smooches!

36/F



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170,460 Some of the best marijuana in town is sitting on my nightstand in a ball jar next to me as I type this. If it wasn't in a ball jar, the neighbors would be able to smell it two streets over. Do I smoke it everyday? No. Do I smoke it every other day? No. I do smoke it whenever I feel like, and that is my right.



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170,459 I write really nice emails to people, praising something they've done or who they are. Sometimes I know the people. Sometimes I don't - I read about them in the newspaper.

You know what? It feels really good to be nice to people.



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170,458 How come some government officials have really nice boats? You'd think on their salary it wouldn't be possible... unless... oh.



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170,457 If anyone ever says anything bad about me or my friends, I fantasize about doing bad things to that person. It's so unfair that some people get away with being buggars.



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170,456 From a vocational point of view nothing beats a lifetime of working for yourself. Be your own boss. 30 years and counting.

M/59



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170,455 i am a widow with 4kids 3 teens one preteen....my kids are everything to me....you would think i would pursue a relationship or something...i dont...i just dont care...all i care about is hanging with my kids...i have a married man i have seen for almost 5 years...yes we share a certain love for each other but i made it clear she has to be first....she has to be shes the mother of his kids....the point im making...i go on date sites and look at pics..but never ever call or meet or anything else..pathetic yeah probably....but it is just something i do.....i am degreed..but bored..in a rut....any suggestions what i should do?....i am open to suggestions....thanks...f 48 widow...



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170,454 It kills me to see students who think they will become professional athletes. Parents, stop it! Stop filling their heads with crap. Get your child to study everyday, not work out!



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170,453 The internet, where cowards bully old ladies.



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170,452 If you're that bored of sex with her, how about letting me have a go?  I'd pet her little sex kitty until she screamed so loud the neighbors would think they needed to call the police.  I'd love to trade my right hand in for the real thing.



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170,451 170449, despite the unfortunate fact that the bank called, I think you are truly an angel for sharing some of your good fortune with two others who probably need it more than you may know.  Good wishes to you!



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170,450 i can't believe the number of normal people I know who take drugs. What happened? I'm talking about bankers and real estate developers and programmers and a bus driver, no shit a bus driver. Is anyone not stoned these days?



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170,449 I think the worst people I've ever encountered are soccer moms. You are nasty bitches. You band together and attack anyone who doesn't conform. You are like a pack of mangy wild dogs. Sorry you are unhappy in your marriages.  Sorry you got fat. Sorry life didn't turn out the way you wanted. but it doesn't justify your disgusting childish bratty behavior.  I finally understand why breast cancer was invented.



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170,448 I think it is amusing then hilarious then a bit sad that people apologize to others anonymously.   If they were truly sorry, which I personally think not, well, you can see where I am going here



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170,447 I wrote bonus checks to my lawn guy and cleaning lady yesterday, I got some unexpected money and thought i would share.  The cleaning lady cashed hers no problem but when my lawn guy went to the bank, they called me to check to see if the check was legit, same amount to each, both have been getting checks from me for years.  The difference?  Cleaning lady is white, lawn guy hispanic.....racism shows itself in so many little different ways



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170,446 HAPPY SINGLE GUY HERE:
loving the infatuation phase! now, add to the mix a tall, curvy Dental Hygienest! She's really on her best behavior to date me!
Found her on an online dating service...which are sooo easy by the way.  
tips for online dating:
just SAY you want "long term", and are not a Player, and most of them will be in bed with you in one or two dates.

STAY SINGLE..KEEP THEM ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR!



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170,445 My wife went to visit an old college friend of hers for the weekend, another woman. Afterwards she told me they slept in the same bed. Like what's up with that? Show me one guy who would who would visit a college buddy and they'd sleep in the same bed. Women are odd.



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170,444 Yes, I loved you very much for many years. Yes, I wanted to marry you. No, there is nothing you could have done to change the outcome. I do, feel extremely bad over how things ended. But, we live such a different lifestyle that I knew we could never be together. Hurt you, yes I know and I struggle with that daily. I never intended for things to turn out so badly. Any yes, it is pointless to keep wondering these things. Years have passed, let it go.

I have problems living with what happened and my behavior, but that is my cross to bare. You did nothing wrong and did not deserve that ending. I am so sorry.



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170,443 I need to go to a chiropractor or massage therapist for my back and neck pain. I haven't because  I  feel  ashamed  of my body. I feel the need to apologize to anyone who has to touch me.



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170,442 She texted and asked me to come over to "pet her little sex kitten". Honestly, I can't be bothered. I'm bored of sex with her.



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170,441 This morning my best friend Facetimed me. I proceeded to tell her all the nasty shit I did last night. I told her how I sucked his cock for at least four hours. I told her how he was finally able to shove his whole cock up my ass. I told her how he filmed me without me knowing and showed me the video afterwards. I told her how he came in me so many times last night. Then my roommate walked out, and I realized she hadn't gone to work today, and she heard everything I said. Oh well!



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170,440 I'm not the richest woman in the world.

But I have no children, got myself sterilized.  I am wealthy with peace and the security that I'll never have to have children, will never be tricked or raped into it.

I have my beautiful girlfriends.  Two of them.  One lives in Germany, but that makes for an excuse to visit her.

I am talented at art and I am talented at writing.  This sometimes feels like it isn't enough for my family's approval, but I am learning how to make their opinions less valuable to me.

I am very shy, which makes it hard for me to get out and really get my work out into the world.  But I am slowly trying to open up to people.

I don't get a steady income, but I am looking for a part time job.  I don't even need to worry about having a full time job, because I don't have kids and I'm content to live in an apartment instead of a house.  The only thing I wish is that it was easier to ride around on my bike in this neighborhood.

Lately I have neglected my art and writing in order to play Skyrim all day instead.  I feel bad about neglecting my art and writing, but I've just felt empty with it.

At least they aren't screaming, shitting children.  My writing and my art will be there, shitless, diaperless, college-fundless, patiently waiting for me to return to start building again when I'm ready.

I used to believe I made bad choices.  Like it was a bad choice to have a psychotic break and go to the psych ward.  Like maybe it was a bad choice to go on disability and have my income severely restricted, and then another bad choice to get off disability so I could get part time without the government watching my finances more closely than people without disability.

But I made good choices.  I chose to pursue my sense of peace, whereas other people in my life have chosen the LifeScript since that was what they were supposed to do.  I'm so glad that I learned at an early age that doing what you're supposed to do isn't always in your best interests.  Doing what I think is best for me isn't always in my best interest either, but it's better than having someone else decide for me.

Sometimes I feel echoes of shame and people trying to bully me from the past to change, and I react.  But I am learning to truly understand what it means to take responsibility for my own feelings.  "Taking responsibility" is often synonymous with, "Suffer because you have to earn your happiness."  But no.  These negative responses are my negative responses.  Since they are my -own- negative responses.  Since they are my -own- and nobody else's, it means they don't have to be negative anymore.  They can be anything else I want them to be.  That's what responsibility really means.

When someone else is hostile to me, I have to pause and understand that this is not a reflection of how valuable I am as a person, but rather this hostile person has a negative response in some way that is a relationship with themselves.  They believe I am the problem, but it is their own negative response.  When I realize that it's all about them and has nothing to do with me, I separate myself from being responsible to their feelings, because I am not responsible to their feelings.  (This doesn't mean I should go around being a total jerk to others, it's just not nice and means that I still have personal problems with myself.)  It takes practice to stop reacting to hostilities.  But it's wonderful to feel peace even in the storm.

Yea.  I think I've made good life choices after all, even if other people expected me to pursue a big, successful, important lifestyle like they did.



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170,439 I've looked up many of my neighbors to see if they have criminal records. Surprisingly a few do.



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170,438 who do you need
who do you love
when you come
undone

indeed

this must be the sound lonely makes
when it breaks to
your surface

send me an angel
right now



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170,437 I've spent a fair amount of time being bad. People think I'm a nice guy, but I have a bad side, just like everyone else. It's boring to me now. I remember, for example, that I use to want to hook up with the chick living across the street from me. My bitch of a wife did nothing to make herself attractive, and I knew the girl across the street wasn't getting what she needed at home. She made several comments and gestures which made it clear to me that she was "available"...
I just want to be good. I've been long over needing to screw around. Being trashy hasn't really given me what I want out of life. I understand it's not for everyone. I wish I had learned this lesson sooner, but who cares, I'm happier this way.



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170,436 If you have "Yoga" anywhere on your resume, I judge you twice as harsh. Yoga isn't relevant to my company, please don't pollute my employees with your hippie bullshit.



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170,435 How can a person be a vegan and be anti fur because they love animals but support abortion. What is that about? I myself don't agree with abortion but at the same time I don't judge woman who support the issue or had abortions on the past . First of all abortion is legal on most states that I know of it and secondly I nobody to be throwing stones at these women . You will never see me protesting outside an abortion clinic even though I don't agree with them.  So next time you want to judge a person for wearing real fur or eating meat just think how hypocritical you sound .



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170,434 My husband is worth millions of dollars and I'm  not talking about just a few heres the secret we are frugal people sure once in while we treat our self to a very expensive vacation or a luxury item like a expensive car or overpriced clothes (4,500 suit) but like I said is once in a while . We don't need to impress anybody, I don't need for all my shoes or clothes to be high end as a matter fact my husband makes fun of me when it comes to clothes he doesn't get why I don't feel need to expend 1,500 in one item of clothing. So just honey I can afford high end stores too



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170,433 My mother in law is a moron.  She's 64 and stopped working 10 years ago. She complains about everything.  She talks like she is elderly and is looking forward to getting older so that she can enjoy senior discounts, Medicare and social Security.  News flash: getting older means dying sooner in most cases. I



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170,432 men, it's true. how I raise my testosterone and sex drive naturally. i've researched this. you will be horny and hard!
M/46
Morning...tall glass of pure pomegranate juice.
Lunch ... one full avacodo
mid afternoon to dinner.... Beets, or pure beet juice, watermelon.

All are really amazing to increase testosterone and sperm.  I can cum alot, and thick white cum!  I've found i'm hornier also.



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170,431 My neighbor is a smoking hot stay at home mom.  This morning before I left for work I walked over to take banana bread that my wife made last night.  I heard really hot fucking coming out her house.  She was screaming and it sounded like a headboard was banging against a wall and the mattress squeaking.  It's unusually warm so some windows were cracked open.  Her husband is out of town because he posted a picture of himself at a conference.  So I waited until I saw another neighbor walk out of her house through the back door.  What a lucky mother fucker!  This woman is so hot!



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170,430 I'm not saving any money for retirement because I'm not planning on living that long. Once I get to 60, life sounds terrible. You piss yourself and forget things. I have a little more dignity than that. So I won't be sticking around. I plan to leave the party at its peak.



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170,429 HAPPY SINGLE GUY here:
It's amazing how these women fight for my attention! they are so good to me, sexy, looking their best,,,just to "beat out the others i'm dating".
but once you get married, that ends! they've got you then.

STAY SINGLE, keep them on their best behavior!



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170,428 It's apparently a "thing" to have a guy cum in a woman's hair and then she goes out and walks around in a public place with the cum clearly visible for anyone to see. Women can be so unbelievably sexy.



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170,427 I just found out a friend of mine does massages in her house in her free time. At almost $100 each, it made me wonder how she could charge so much.

Another friend told me that she does it topless and makes sure the guy has a 'happy ending'. Now I get it. My next step is finding a way to find an extra $100 every payday so I can be her client.

It doesn't matter that she isn't beautiful, but she's cute in the ways that matter. And a topless massage with a happy ending. How could this possibly go wrong? I'm so there!!!

It doesn't matter that I'm married. My wife couldn't  be bothered to give me a massage, much less giving my dick any attention. It's worth every penny to pretend that this lady likes what she's doing. I get an eyeful, a handful, and glorious finish.

I wish more women were this giving.



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170,426 I looked at a former girlfriend's Facebook page, and saw that she has a close friend... who I happen to work with at my new job.  I'm not going to mention this to my new co-worker.



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170,425 I've made overtures to my wife's girlfriends before to see if they'd flirt back, and maybe some sex would come out of it.  But the older I get, the more I'm just not interested in doing that anymore.  I even feel a little ashamed.  Maybe it was the sense of danger I got that motivated me to do it.



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170,424 I've slept with my wife's best friend 4 times over the last few years. It's not like a burning affair. We like each other and once in a while the opportunity presents itself to have secret sex, so we do. Neither of us is planning on divorcing our spouses. It's not like that. It's a warm encounter on the side which gives us a treat every now and then.

Just as much fun as the sex, the best friend is over at our house once every few weeks for coffee. When she's sitting at the kitchen counter with my wife, I'll make a point of walking behind her and leaning in to talk to my wife, but what I'm really doing is sliding my hand down the back of best friend's pants. I do it so my wife can't see of course.  

Or sometimes I'll sit at the kitchen table with them. My wife on one side, the best friend and I on the other side.  I'll have my hands under the table looking completely normal, but I'll be sliding a hand up the best friend's skirt. I've gone so far as to slip a finger under her panties and rub her clit, all while we both keep a straight face and talk to my wife.

There are also times when my wife will leave the room for minute and the best friend and I will share a passionate kiss. My wife returns a minute later and has no idea what just happened.

This is a large part of the fun, toying with my wife. My wife would be crushed if she knew. Somehow this danger is what makes it fun.



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170,423 I miss reading posts from 36/F.  I had i small crush on her.



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170,422 I laugh at the emails from the PTA at my child's school.  They send out messages like:

***

There will be a PTA meeting this Thursday at 10ᚨ.
That's a PTA meeting this Thursday at 10ᚨ.

***

See how they repeat the information. They aren't quite getting this. It's not an announcement over the loudspeaker. It's an email, no need to repeat the words.  People can reread the email. Doh!



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170,421 409, Thanks for sharing!! Hugs back to you!



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170,420 i feel like such a failure



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170,419 Every time I go through a transition of any kind (breakup, move, etc), I disassociate and don't really recognize anything or anyone from my past



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170,418 Everything is more fun when you are drunk.



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170,417 Happy single guy here:
remember you don't have to be married just because everyone else is. It's  not natural. stay single and in the infatuation phase. it's much hotter knowing the other person or you can run at any second and it also hot to move on to a new person



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170,416 As of midnight tonight, I am 34 years old.  I have tried and failed at several careers and am currently sleeping on my cousin's couch, trying to figure out what's next with my life.  I fear there is no answer and I will remain a bum for the rest of my days.



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170,415 My wife has a major shopping problem. She can't stop spending money. It makes her feel special or important or whatever. She has to spend everyday.  It frustrates the hell out of me because it's money wasted on the stupidest things. She has shoes in her closet she's never worn. She has what must be 100 colors of nail polish. She buys a rake because she's going to rack the yard. But she doesn't. Then the next year she buys a rake because she's going to rake the yard. But she doesn't. And so on. We must have a dozen rakes, none have ever been used. It's like a disease with her.

About a year ago I blew up at her. I told her she needs help. She needs to stop wasting so much money of things we don't need.

She stopped. Just like that, I hardly saw any new purchases.... but that was because she continued to shop with the twist that she came home would hide the purchases.  I began to find cook books under the bed. New dresses hiding in the guest room closet. She bought a bouquet of flowers, but then couldn't display them, so she hid them on a shelf in the basement where she forgot about them so they died with no one seeing them.  But in her view, that was okay because at least she got the thrill of buying them.

She's sick sick sick.



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170,414 and ex boyfriend contacted me and wated to have an affair. I said No becuase he is ugly and the thought of having sex with him makes me want to vomit. If he was 10 years younger and good looking, I would be all over an affiar. I hate my husband and cheating on him would make me have a perma smile. Damn, if only a good looking man would ask me for sex



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170,413 An acquaintance from high school posted about his mother's passing. He hadn't posted on Facebook for over a year, but whatever. This is gold as far as getting likes and messages go. People can NOT pass this up. He got over 100 responses. I shared a small story about his mother from a camping trip we went on. About 15 of the posts were, "sympathy" or "rest in peace". The rest were "praying for you" or, for the very busy, "praying". I am an atheist and just rolled my eyes.

The next day his brother posted a gofundme to try to raise some money to bury her as she was impoverished. They specifically ask for donations of $10. I checked after three days. Not a SINGLE dime was raised. Yep. Pronouncements of prayer and for those times when you cannot be bothered to actually DO something to help.



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170,412 I work, eat, and sleep all in the same room. My best friend is also my dad, who also happens to be my boss. The only time I go out is when I get invited to, or if I need cigarettes. Otherwise, I sit at home and call myself stupid for a majority of the day. I have no friends outside of family, and even my family is starting to grow distant. I suck at my job, I suck at socializing, and I generally just suck at life. Even when I try as hard as I can, I still don't get it right.

But, I wont stop trying. I don't care how miserable I feel or how worthless and pointless life seems. There's ALWAYS something worth fighting for, no matter how little it might be.

When one door closes, another always opens.



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170,411 I will do anything within my power to keep you.



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170,410 I regret cheating on you, but I also believe you cheated on me....part of it was evening the score...not my proudest moment



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170,409 170396 I am going through something similar to you....All that love he and I had in the beginning...gone, just gone...We both played a part in our own demise.  I told myself when I put his pillows out of my bed on the 8th (he only slept here a couple nights a week anyhow)..."If it could've been different, then it would have"
Hugs.



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170,408 Sometimes I find lint under my boyfriend's foreskin.



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170,407 That moment when my husband tenses up and ejaculates---
It makes me happy---
Not because of love or anything---
But because the boring sex is finally over.



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170,406 I live in middle class suburbia. But if I won the lottery and had lots of money I'd find out where all the rich real estate developers lived in there fancy neighborhoods and I'd buy the house next to them and knock it down and put up low income housing to see how much they liked it.



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170,405 My password had always been eatshit69. Like for years it was my password everywhere. Then I got married and had kids. As the kids got older they needed access to the computer, and Amazon, and Ebay and my email account.  I would type the password for them. Then there was one day I was at work and they were at home and I couldn't type the password for them. That was awkward. I made an excuse that I had forgotten my password and hopefully I could remember it when I came home.  When I did get home I changed my password everywhere to eatdonuts123. The kids giggle when they type Daddy's password. It makes me laugh too. This is what parenting is about to me. You have to give up part of your past. But you get to someplace new which isn't bad at all.



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170,404 that wonderful moment when she said yes.....all your friend congratulate you, and your life is really starting to fall into place, school is done, landed a good job and now off to marriage and children.....the only problem is she is not you, for years now I had a secret crush on a guy (going on 5 years actually), I never said anything because when we met he was already dating her for a year. I promise myself I would be the bigger person and never say anything unless they are broken up.....and now comes the wonderful day when I get to see his picture posted on facebook of their happy engagement. I pray that I can get over this and move on......



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170,403 I was in a love relationship for many years. Now I am back in the dating game after my bride passed away. Here is what I have learned. Now I know why older guys dig younger women. Yeah, part of it is sex. But there are some older girls who can suck n fuck just as well, if not better. So it is not all about sex.

In my experience the ones divorced always talk crap about the "loser" ex, as if they were perfect. Some of the women have decent jobs but most have crap jobs. They are miserable in their work.  They always talk about their "amazing kids." Any mindful, caring parent has great kids, get over it already.  Or they have cats, dogs, or some other obligation that makes it difficult to get a date without some serious planning. Screw that.


The younger girls I meet who are  in their twenties and early thirties are so much easier. They like sex, to smoke some weed, they are fun, easy to get together. Some like older guys and it makes life so much easier.

M/59



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170,402 I dated a guy for two months. He was the most difficult person I ever met. This is our last exchange of text messages. We were supposed to go out on a date the following day right after he came home from work. I asked:

* What time do you get home from work tomorrow?

He answered:

- It's Wednesday.

* I don't understand. What time do you get home tomorrow?

- I told you it's Wednesday.

* I don't know what that means.

- It means it's Wednesday tomorrow.

* Okay, but what time do you get home tomorrow?

- I always get home at the same time on Wednesdays.

* I don't know what time that is. Can you please tell me?

- An hour later than Thursdays.

* I don't know what time you get home on Thursday.

- An hour earlier than Wednesdays.

* You're being difficult on purpose aren't you.

- I'm not being difficult. You're just not that bright.

* Goodbye.

- Are me still going out tomorrow?

* It's Wednesday.

- What does that mean?

* I'm sure a bright guy like you can figure it out.

He texted and called the next day when I didn't show up for our date.  He texted and called a bunch of times over the next week. I never responded. He eventually stopped trying to contact me.

I pity the next woman who dates him.



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170,401 170282 - Small breasts /flat chests attractive to some guys.  I'm sure that tehre's a time in one's teens-early 20s that where a girl might feel a stigma.  But after that, be proud of your figure!



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170,400 Save your $30, it doesnt work on moles. I tried and now i just have a scorched mole. Moles and warts are scientifically different somehow :/

Maybe play the "where tbe hell did this painful mole come from" card and they will biopsy it for free lol



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