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170,799 My wife is so difficult. She does so many selfish things and if I dare to mention it, she blows up and somehow manages to blame me. How is it my fault she spent $300 on a makeup for herself?  It's $300 we absolutely don't have. But somehow it's my fault because the battery in the kitchen wall clock died the other day (while I was at work mind you). She says it stressed her out. But rather than her simply replacing the dead battery, she needed stress relief and that took the form of buying $300 worth of makeup. This is her logic. This is why it's all my fault according to her, because I didn't come home from work in the middle of the day to change the dead battery.

I hate my marriage.

What happened to her? I truly loved her and sincerely asked her to marry me. I thought we could be companions on this journey. But after we were married, I quickly found she lies, she complains, she demands, she takes and takes.

I'm at the end of what I can take. Every day is a new slap in the face from her.



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170,798 I've already finished my Christms shopping.



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170,797 Why tonight did I feel like the women around me were hating on me? Not sure if it was just my jet lag or something more...So I'm not a sea hag and I seek to be good at what I try and do, please don't hate...I think if you got to know me we might even be friends... anyhoo, maybe I am so overthinking my energy reads
It strengthens me to learn to not care when I am in competition mode so thanks for that at least
"Don't hate the player hate the game as the cliche goes", though the game we're all at playing is beautiful and deserves devotion
~Female Athlete



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170,796 Waiting in the parking lot of the big titted redhead waitress. she's pulling in any minute then we are going upstairs to fuck. I can't wait to give details I'm very excited and hard..... the anticipation!
We're going to fuck her so good and hold my cum and I'm going to eat her pussy till she screams then when she's worn out I will slowly thrust in and out of her and cum. all over her.



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170,795 Confession time. Sometimes late at night in my cubicle I'll pick my nose and if there is no napkin handy I'll put the booger in whatever styrofoam coffee cup happens to be on my desk. Then later, if I'm engrossed in working on a programming problem, I'll reach over without thinking and take a sip of cold coffee. I end up with the booger in my mouth. Yes, very gross. This is why they keep us programmers on a different floor.



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170,794 He calls it Babar. Haha, not even close. More like the Little Prince. If ya know what I mean....



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170,793 My wife spends far too much. It's been the biggest issue in our marriage. Finally, completely fed up with her selfish wasting of money, I emptied all the money out of our joint account and opened a new account at a different bank where she wasn't a co-signer.

It worked for a while.  Then she needed some money, so I put a stipend the account she could access.  That worked for a while. Except that she started writing large checks against the account even though she knew there was only a small amount in the account.  It cost me a bundle in bounced check fees.

So I took all the check books and hid them.

She then searched th house and found them and again wrote checks.  More bounced checking fees.

Who behaves this way?  It's a mental disease.  She needs to write checks. She only feels whole when she writes checks.  She doesn't care that they bounce.

I cannot put up with this any more.  I am going to divorce her and show the judge exactly what this lunatic has been doing.  Sure, we'll split all the assets 50 50.  Except I want all those bounced check fees back.



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170,792 For erotica entertainment I read classified ads of all kinds. It is really quite entertaining. The things people want done to them for purposes of sexual gratification seem to be endless, especially m4m. Far and away of all the categories of hook-ups there are more 'men looking for men'. Men are looking for anything and everything. From a 'discrete' cock up their  ass or a dick-smack on the tonsils-- M4M ads are graphic. Men out-slut women hands down!  Guys can be  cum-guzzling, sphincter-stretching cheating sluts (when he comes home late at night girls smell his breath. Wink, wink.)

So, why not enjoy the show? I'm a guy who likes his low hanging fruit slobbered on. Yeah, man. Come on in. Turn the lights down low. Have him wear a wig and heels. Then lie back, put your hands behind your head and use your imagination. WTF, it's free and she goes home afterwards.

My secret is I want to buy a new truck and need to come up with another $300 or so. My craigslist blow job budget is down to about $40 a head. Twice a week it adds up to about the amount I need. Hmmm, ok Mister...open wide.



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170,791 Change in schedule!
Ugh, the big tit flaky waitress says she wants me TONIGHT, so I have to come up with an excuse to the hot older Realtor, because I would rather fuck the waitress tonight.



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170,790 SOCIETY:  all your selphies, all your bragging, all your "look at me look at me".  
so very sad.
we don't give a fucking shit about looking at you.



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170,789 Lined up for the week! tonight, fucking a hot older Realtor in her Hi Rise.
Tomorrow... the kinky sex fetish woman.
Thursday...the hot big boobed horny flaky waitress.

Ahhhh.



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170,788 i've never understood why girls need to pee so much more than boys! unfair!



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170,787 My mother had 8 children. All of us are still alive and well and happy. Not a one of us has spoken to our mother in the last 20 years. What does that tell you?



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170,786 People who talk to their pets... [eye roll]



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170,785 I understand what the movie is trying to say, but I really hate the reminder that I don't look as good as I want to. I wonder why you keep watching it when it was on just about a month ago...



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170,784 I'm straight. My best friend is straight.
I have no sexual desire towards her or romantic desire.
But  I think part of the reason both she and I are single is because men see us and recognise they'll never be as good partners for either of us as we are for each other. Is there a man out there as considerate as she is?



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170,783 My fondest wish in life is to just meet a kind, intelligent and happy man who will gaze into my eyes and put his arm around me and tell people he enjoys being with me behind my back. And then we go home he fucks me silly and makes me food after.

I know that men like this exist!!! I'm young! I'm attractive! What's the problem?
I just want to be married to a man I really enjoy spending time around and who will have sex with me like 2 a day. Is that so much to ask for???

24/f/USA/horny as fuck



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170,782 It's been less than a month and I already hate this job.  It was supposed to be a big break for me - a leadership position in a major company in an important field.  Yet here I am, without any motivation anymore, complaining about it online.  I'm not being "taught," I'm being micromanaged.  We aren't "ensuring accuracy," we're being horribly bureaucratic.  If I ask a question, tell me the ANSWER instead of telling me to "look it up."  You are my colleague, not my second grade teacher!  To make it worse, I'm getting so much in taxes taken out of my paycheck that I'm making less than I was before.

I've been coming in every day and making calls and sending out e-mails about other jobs.  I'm depressed, but at least I'm (barely) paying the bills.  It could be worse.



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170,781 If you're a whore, and you agree to have sex with someone for money, you are concentually participating in the sexual act. If they rip you off afterwords it does not change the concentual act that has already transpired.

If you sell burgers for a living and someone makes off with a burger, they haven't rapped anything. They have stolen.

I am sick of people (typically women) throwing around the accusation of rape.



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170,780 I went to a campaign headquarters to pick up a sign for a local election. There were two guys in the office. I asked if I should pay for the sign. They said sure, every donation helps. Alright fine, I reached in my wallet. I only had a $10 bill. This was more than I'd want to give, but it wasn't really the right time to ask for change, so I left them with the $10.  The bill worn torn and dirty anyway, so whatever, they could have it.

I ran another errand and about 20 minutes later I stopped in Starbucks.  A few people ahead of me on line was the guy from the campaign headquarters.  He ordered two lattes. I saw him pay for it with a torn and dirty $10 bill....

And that's the perfect snapshot as to how local politics work.



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170,779 Damn social media makes it so hard to cheat on a girl



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170,778 I called out a politician. She is an unpleasant person. She has a short fuse and I felt she was bad choice for people to vote for. I said so publicly.  Since then her cronies have slandered me mercilessly. Like actually no holds barred slander.  They just prove my point.  Not only if she a bad person in my view, she hangs out with birds of a feather. I'm waiting and watching this election day. Let's see if the public sees this. Or does the public applaud these types of bullies.



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170,777 As an escort who has seen too much, I'd like to just say thanks to all the men who make my life kinda precarious and very difficult. Between ignoring my instructions, shorting my pay (basically rape), and wasting my time with all the bullshit you can come up with...you can all go fuck yourselves.  Yall are a bunch of weak liars, obvious sociopaths, and just...no damn good. Yall are not of the same build as your fathers, and place no value upon your word as you just entertain yourselves at my expense. Yall make my life a giant shit sandwich when I need Yall to be nice, and blow up my damn phone only when I cannot be available. Men are gonna be what makes me blow my own "unskilled" head off with a gun. Yall just '



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170,776 She needs to stop showing up in my dreams.



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170,775 30 y.o. female here, and here to tell you; life is gonna kill you. No matter what,we all die, so just live that shit out for you and only you.  Of course, refrain from fucking people over but dont expend your energy pleasing all the people around you who may want to have you over a barrel. When it's all said and done, fuck anyone who is telling you how you should live,  cause chances are they will be nowhere around when you finally do need people who care around you.

I quit caring about being liked and now, I have a family who thinks I'm a snob or whatever, but I also have a new city, a cool home,and an amazing love life.  I have 2 boyfriends in their mid 50s, both are wonderful people as well as dead fucking sexy and caring. THEY KNOW ABOUT EACH OTHER. No drama. Why? Because I told them each "look I really want to enjoy the good in this other guy too.  They each have one strong thing they do for me that they other cannot or wont. Now, I am away from my parents (same age as my men, fuck telling them about this LOL), and I get to enjoy this exciting and wild-ish way of loving. I'm happy,  and it's all owed to me saying "fuck all these people" and hanging on to my vision of a happily polyamorous life.  We don't give power to the word "cheating" because they care for me and I for them. I decided that I would not be owned, only loved. You can do it too if you want.



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170,774 I want a pizza and some drinks brought to me by a brown skinned man with a great smile/big dick/high sex drive who wants to fuck me over and over again.

I've got the man
... but I always end up going to his house.  

I'm tired of only seeing him every couple weeks



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170,773 At a very weak moment in my life and my marriage, I sent a nude picture to a man I met online. We never met in person. We never did anything physical. It was all talk and an exchange of pictures. I felt guilty and eventually my husband and I repaired our marriage. We are better now. It would break my husband's heart if he knew what I did.



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170,772 One thing I just cannot get over is how many women out there blast their naked bodies all over the net and in strip joints.  All for the sake of the almighty dollar.  
One thing it doesn't buy is a good reputation.  
You can never get it back once you walk over the line.
It's is there forever, a snap shot of their soul.  I personally try not to be judgmental on choices people make unless they harm others but it saddens me to see such beautiful women allowing men to take all of their power.

I feel like a bunny rabbit swimmming in a sea of piranhas.  



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170,771 I'm waiting for that kindred soul.

Meanwhile I'm enjoying my life, self discovery, enriching my spirit, growing my relationship with God, reaching my goals.

When we find each other it will be amazing, I know it.

Took me 15+ years to figure this out.  Better late than never!



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170,770 Speaking for myself, I've been monogamous for 15 years and married the best partner I could ever imagine 2 weeks ago. You can have the chase, the thrill of someone new, the no-commitment. I sleep hand-in-hand with my soulmate. No regrets. To each their own. But listen to your own heart and find your own way. Mine is awesome and I hope yours is, too. This is no secret to anyone who knows me but maybe it is to the rest of you.



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170,769 It's come to the point where I hate everyone.



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170,768 My wife goes to church 7 days a week. She's obsessed. Why do people get so involved with religion? They are like a cult. This isn't healthy.



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170,767 I'm very subtle about it, but I intentionally needle certain people so they will get mad and throw an immature tantrum in front of everyone. They end up looking like jerks. Haha I win.



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170,766 I am now on a rotating list of women to fuck! no more dates, just found the horny women that want sex!
Actually have the names, and I book for the week on Mondays.
every night, workout, shower at her place, and fuck and eat!

I think this is how the Cavemen did it.



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170,765 In the 60's I recall watching a Twilight Zone story of a male astronaut who travelled to Mars and back. He had as his co-pilot a female android/robot. By the end of the journey back on earth he was in love with his robot. His superiors had to unscrew the plate of the robot's head to show the guy he was in love with a machine. Here we are in an age where love robots are here, soon to be automatized. I can't be,ieve in my lifetime this Twilight Zone story will actually come true.



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170,764 I leave unrefrigerated chicken on the counter.



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170,763 I've been so horny lately. Not sure if it's the avacados, or the fact that i'm enjoying multiple women, but when I'm not getting it, i'm stroking myself all the time.
love it.



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170,762 My observation:

Single women shave much more often than married women.



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170,761 There's no cure for stupid.



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170,760 My TV is 33 years old. It's still going strong after all this time.

Two years ago I bought a fancy flat panel, wall mounted TV for my bedroom. It has already died.

Secret, all the stuff they make these days is crap. Out with the new, in with the old.



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170,759 I once wrote an expose on my love life. I named names (first names anyway) and gave all the juicy details of the sex acts. It was cathartic for me.

I posted it anonymously on Craigslist.  A large number of people commented. It was quite a conversation. Basically everyone loved the piece.

A few weeks later I was talking to a friend from work. We are both writer-wannabees. He asked if I had written anything recently. I showed him the piece on Craigslist and all the many comments praising the writing.

So what does he do? He then emails a link to the piece to everyone at work.  He pointed out to everyone that I wrote it.

Moron. A few of the women mentioned in the piece worked in our office.  He knew that. But he didn't think how much it would offend them and embarrass them. To say nothing about how much it embarrassed me.  What dumb shit this guy was.

I soon thereafter left the company, as did at least two of the women. I have never spoken to the asshole again. Although I do google his name sometimes along with the word obit. That's something I'd like to see in writing.



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170,758 I hate when a woman talks about her period. I want to know nothing about that topic. Have you ever noticed a guy talking about his scrotum? No, it's never a topic of conversation. So spare us your talk about your period.



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170,757 When I fantasize I think about my wife having a secret affair and getting laid by another guy. I picture her coming home and giving me a casual hug, pretending everything is normal, when in reality she just bopped some guy and his jizz is leaking out her pussy. Sometimes I'll lick the crotch of her panties and tell myself the hard crusty stuff is a combination of her pussy juice and his jizz.



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170,756 did not get laid all weekend. actually had a chance with a married woman but she really got fat and I was not turned on at all! I think that's the problem with marriage. people change. they become unattractive and then they are still supposed to have sex on a regular basis!  I sure am glad I have a buffet to choose from



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170,755 When I'm in the shower, I rub my hands on the bar of soap and get them all sudsy. Then I use my hands to clean my kittie. See how that works? The bar of soap never touches my kittie directly. I can't tell you the number of times I've reached for the bar of soap and found pubic hairs on it. My roommate's kittie has obviously gotten to know the soap quite intimately! Yeech. I'm a successful woman with a Masters degree. Yet every morning I'm washing someone else's pubic hair off the bar of soap which I purchased!



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170,754 I don't know the right way for a young wife to grieve after her husband dies in a drunk driving accident, but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't involve posting her thoughts on Facebook.



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170,753 My semen smells like raw fish sitting out in the noon day sun.



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170,752 I don't understand how people get into marriages where they find their spouses to be boring or disgusting philistines or complete idiots.  Didn't they take the time to date, to scope each other out, find out how they're compatible, and try to change things about themselves as best they could to make the relationship work?  That's why my wife is my best friend and teammate.  We know each other.  The worst we had was a short period of arguing a few years into our marriage, and we had some arguments over raising our kids.  Now we understand where each other is coming from even better.  Now if we get mad, we say we're sorry and that's it.

But I think I know somewhat how it happens.  My brother, for example, talks about how his wife is a "fucking idiot" all the time.  Why did he marry her?  Because he was 37 and needed a wife.  Because on their first date, she unzipped his pants while they were driving and gave him road head.  Because they fuck a lot.  That's their relationship: fuck and scream at each other in front of their kids.  No wonder their kids scream at each other.  Their oldest got kicked out of preschool for throwing a chair at another kid.  Where'd he learn *that* from?

I think too many people get married because of blowjobs.



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170,751 Update on the sex toy I bought on Amazon.  I bought a rubber vagina on Amazon.  It is modeled on some porn star's hooch, but I didn't know the porn star and didn't care.  It is made of silicone, it fits in your hand, the outside looks just like a pussy including hand painted rosy lips, etc. and the inside consists of little knobs.  It smells like the Cabbage Patch Kid dolls they used to sell.

This is the most amazing thing a guy could buy to pleasure himself.  You use a little water based lubricant and it feels like the real thing.  It truly does.  I have used it almost every day for over a month now and it never disappoints.  It still smells great, it still looks great (except the paint was gone after two times) and it still works like a champ.

Using a sex toy is a big secret.  Especially when you are a 52 year old married guy.



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170,750 Finding legal and inventive ways to steal from others is
hardly deserving of respect or adoration.
Strange that we live in a world which seems to celebrate
indecency.
If they only knew how they look to those who can truly see.



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170,749 i went to a swinger's party once. while i was on the bed getting blown by this ugly girl another guy was taking her ass. a bunch  of sullen guys with beers in their hands watched while i cummed in her mouth. pulled up my pants and left wordlessly. it was weird being watched  while i cummed in a girls mouth.



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170,748 I don't think you've ever met anyone like me. You know now what I'm like and now you know I won't put up with your shit. Some people are compared to a storm in a tea cup, I'm just a nightmare in a bow tie.



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170,747 From the flames I rose. Stronger, smarter, and so much more capable of living life. I'm afraid I lost you to the flame. I simply can't save you from yourself.



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170,746 I work at a grocery store. I sell a ton of cucumbers, mostly to women. Ham sammich.



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170,745 Ladies.... If you don't want to/ aren't able to cheat and you're needing something more: use a cucumber. I felt like a lame ass trying it but goddamn it was incredible. Picture a thick, hard cock that can't go limp, won't cum before you, etc. Wow. Sex toys aren't as rigid...the floppy dildos disappoint.

25/F



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170,744 My 14 year old son was having a highly sexually charged conversation via face time with another 14 year old girl.

I am devastated!



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170,743 If I spill something on the floor, like coffee, and right at that moment I have to go to the bathroom, then I'll wait. I'll get a paper towel and wipe up the mess before I take care of myself.

If my husband spills something on the floor, and right at that moment he has to go to the bathroom, then he'll go.  And when he gets back, he'll get himself something to eat. And watch TV for a bit.  Take a nap. Goto work the next day. Have several birthdays.  Then complain to me there's a coffee stain on the floor.



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170,742 I wish I could turn back time.  I would have never made the decisions I did.  I would have never gotten married, I would have went to college. If I would have never done those two things, I would not be where I am at today......



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170,741 I'd house a Syrian family if the wife would have sex with me.



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170,740 I watched a couple screw once. I don't think girls normally do this, but I did. I was subletting a friend's apartment for the summer. It was a house converted into two apartments. I was living on the second floor. I took the trash down one evening. The cans were in the back of the house.  That's where the bedroom was for the couple who lived on the first floor. Their shade was pulled. But there was still an inch gap between the shade and the window sill.  It was exactly at eye level for me. They had the lights on and it was dark outside. I could see them but they couldn't see me. I stood there frozen while watching them go at it. They were both naked. He was on top. He just did in and out. After 10 minutes he sped up and then woosh, he did it inside her without a condom. My one time being a perv. (I liked watching them do it.)



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170,739 Worked all day.  Come home and my husband asks, "How was our day?"  I start to tell him but he is walking away at the same time and looking over his shoulder.  You don't give a fuck so why ask?



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170,738 My Ex was so bad in bed that I don't remember anything special from our sex life together! I feel like a virgin all over again. One reason why I left him. Bad sex was not the only reason but it didn't help!



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170,737 I did something really stupid this weekend and I hope so much it doesn't fuck me up.



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170,736 I assume everyone I talk to says or thinks bad things about me after I've left the room. It's what I do to others, so I'm sure it's what others do to me.



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170,735 I used to hike long distances in the woods. Like I'd go 15 miles in a day. I'd always go solo. Then I started reading stories of people getting lost or stranded in the woods. They'd be found dead 4 days later from hypothermia or dehydration.

No thanks. Dying alone in the woods wasn't on my to do list. Now I only go hiking with a group. Never alone.

My secret: When I went alone, I'd try to find a quiet place like by the side of a lake and masturbate. Can't do that with friends. So yes I still hike, but only in groups, and it just isn't as much fun anymore!

24 female



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170,734 There's this new thing young women are doing across the country. They take and post a selfie after their boyfriend blows a load on their face. Oh to be young again...



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170,733 Help.



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170,732 Sending you nudes was the most satisfying thing I've experienced in a long time. "Pleasantly surprised" you say. Well, genetics treated me right downstairs, and I'd love to bend you over and ram you with this.



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170,731 I want you to contact me so badly. Your indifference has driven me mad.



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170,730 I don't understand why men jerk off while sitting on the toilet. Wouldn't you be more comfortable lying down on the bed?



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170,729 My husband disgusts me.

Right now he's laying next to me intermittently snoring, scratching himself, clearing his throat  and grinding his teeth as I try to sleep.

Gross.

It doesn't help that his personality sucks, too.



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170,728 there were lots of hot, slutty women in Salem on Halloween last night. I sat next to a Japanese woman on the ferry to Boston in a cat suit... every time she leaned over the table I could see her nipple... I had a hard on the entire trip.



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170,727 I have lived long enough to have figured out that people who are always late are never also to be counted on.  They lack the respect of others feelings when it comes right down to it.
I wonder how those people are doing?



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170,726 I was 2 hours late for the first date with my wife of 20+ years.



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170,725 I'm sad all the time.



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170,724 Gave him a chance. Tonight was supposed to be our first date. I tried to confirm arrangements. He didn't respond for an hour. Now he is speeding to meet me so we can make it to the movies on time. I am not even interested now.



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170,723 I'm having a pretty bad day. Don't really feel like reassuring anyone else. Not that anyone asked.



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170,722 It feels like the first time. It feels like the very first time.



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170,721 I know I shouldn't think this way, but I can't help feeling that the crash of the Russian passenger jet in Egypt, taking all lives on board, is karma coming around to bite Russia for the downing of flight MH17 by a Russian-made missile over the Russian-claimed conflict area in eastern Ukraine - a disaster for which Putin steadfastly refuses to acknowledge any kind of Russian culpability.



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170,720 I really cant wait to relish in the sounds of your painful wailing. It will seal a wound or two.



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170,719 I know a colossal asshole. He is one of the most selfish, and bullying people I've ever met. He recently entered a poker tournament and won $25,000. Hello God, what's going on? How could you let this happen?



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170,718 The fact is, if I wrote what I am really feeling these days, it would scare anyone who knows me. I question why. Why I am here, what do I have left  to do. I am superfluous  and when I had the chance to leave this place, I don't know why I was left here. I think about slicing open my veins, in a way that once you do it, its too late to say I change my mind. at the same time, I do not plot my own demise, buts its always there. Around every corner.  I think about my favorite liar, who spent her entire life in untruth. I don't want to hurt her, but then again, I do. i think of her, the one who's relegated me to the sidelines of her life. She needs my money, but not me. We are not soulmates, we are roommates.  And this is torture. If she were gone, I could mourn us and move on. But instead I see her every day, and every day it's a knife to my soul. An echo of what no longer is. A mocking of apathy, whispered and screamed. I am dying inside, even as my shell lies to the world as it moves around, selling a good story. The one about the boy who died on the way to happily ever after, and who would notice.

M/54



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170,717 Sometimes when I ask my husband if he's going to take a shower before we go out, he jokes and says no, he already took a shower last month..... Well, I think he's joking..... But maybe not..... Because he usually smells pretty stinky..... Jokes on him really.



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170,716 My daughter is rotten to me. She has been for years. She sides with her mother.  My daughter doesn't see she gets played by her mother. I was saving up money for her college education. To hell with that. I think I'll go out and buy myself a new truck.



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170,715 I can't think when there's music playing. I assume people who listen to music all the time don't like to think. I assume they are not intelligent. Sorry, not meaning to be rude.  It's how I feel.



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170,714 I came on the face of a heroin-addicted 21 year old prostitute yesterday. I love the way she just knows to stick out her tongue when I am about to cum. What a slut. She knows what's expected. No doubt as soon as I left she was jamming a needle in her arm with my cum still all over her face. Idiot.



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170,713 Hey, it's Halloween. Why don't you do something truly frightening, like giving me a call out of the blue? Be spontaneous. No more lurking, please. I see what you're up to. No need to make a big deal out of it. I'm still here, so just give it a shot.



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170,712 people talk shit about people on their cell phones, but as a person that doesnt have a white penis, it sucks having interests that men also have and having to hear shit about it



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170,711 I miss us laying together while I draw hearts on your soft, oh so soft skin with my fingers. And your smell, oh how intoxicating your aroma and smile.



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170,710 If aMichaelangelo's statue of David were to be recreated of today's youth it would be of a kid standing there looking down and texting on his cell phone.



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170,709 I covet my music. This inexplicable action is really beyond my comprehension yet, its second nature. What do I care if people know what I listen to? Nothing. But, there is the off chance they've never heard of it, and that's the thing that troubles me. I don't want them to know it exists.

Perhaps music because on a certain level music touches us and  is mercurial from mood to mood. So its so much the music in keeping secret, but rather who and what I am?



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170,708 Gym-goers can't understand that their "smart" phones are making them fat. Stop fiddling with your damn phone for 10 minutes for every 30 seconds of exercise you log in! Texting is a blight to humanity.



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170,707 So I'm not the only one feeling this way this evening, it's amazing you tell the truth... Called a liar... All of a sudden it's like a wave of wonder in your mind, do you even care what is on my mind?
I swear I'm having a nervous breakdown, I can't just say that outright I don't want to scare anyone.. People are so assholish most of the time



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170,706 what will tomorrow bring for me? I worked hard all my life and have gotten nothing but rejections, I failed out of med school and have to settle for nursing while, while in nursing school the only cute straight guy there rejected me, and he's now engage to his really hot blonde girlfriend, who i can't even say anything bad about because she look like a freaking supermodel......

i don't think even once in my life i could honesty say "I am happy" and whenever i even feel close to saying that I get dumped or cheated on or fail out of med school, or was hit with identity theft...

such is my life, isn't God so unfair sometimes.....



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170,705 there are 50 ways to leave...



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170,704 She killed herself as a way to punish me. She said so in the note. Sorry, but I didn't actually know her that well, nor did I like her very much. Hate to say it, but she threw away her life for nothing.



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170,703 I want:
Out of this house
Out of this relationship
Out of this job
Out of this city
Out of this state
Out of this life

I need:
You



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170,702 There are many 4 way stop signs in my towns. Some of the 'townies' get drunk and selfishly blast through the intersections without stopping. One day I'm going to pull out and let God decide what he wants to do.



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170,701 I worked with a guy who had a chip on his shoulder because he never went to a good college and he couldn't kept up with what the smarter people were doing. He was always trying to knock the smart people down. Why?  He was jealous.

There was one point when I said I'd have a report finished by Thursday.  And so Thursday morning I show up at the meeting and handed out a copy of my report to everyone.

And this guy turns to everyone in the room and wants so desperately to sound smart, so he says to the crowd, "He said he'd be finished on Thursday, and he was finished on Thursday.  How ironic."

What?  Do you even know what "ironic" means?  OMG you idiot people. You keep embarrassing yourselves but you don't even know how much of a chuckle it gives us.



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170,700 1. I've been on my boyfriend's FB account, and sure enough, I am so sure he is going to try to get it in with this tiny freshman at our school. I hope his big dick makes her hurt like he does to me:)

2. The first secret doesn't matter anyways, I signed up for an SD website and got 15 messages!
so fuck you and your stupid freshman pop tart, my love :)



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