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171,899 May you and your nose picking, tooth picking with table utensils, blowing your nose in a cloth napkin, dollar store lube buying, daily bowel movement reporting, Velcro tennis shoe rocking (HA), fake ass fraud self remember me as the baddest bitch you ever lost

I have to take a giggle now as I say "Ghah...What I was thinking?!?"
Byyyyeeee, Felicia.

Thank you though for helping me hone my skills, I earned every bit.
And I am pleased to walk away with my self respect and dignity (better late than never), carats, and pages in my passport filled.  I hope your next poke enjoys the daily bowel movement reports that passed for you as meaningful communication... Meh, regardless, your narcisstic self finds even your waste fascinating and that'll do for you



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171,898 Not a day goes by when I don't think about you, Babe.



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171,897 The travel bug has bit me in the ass even harder after tasting the high life

And I have you to thank for my reawakening dear sweet whale
You were here just when I needed you
And you took me away just when I needed to go



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171,896 It's not enjoyable to spend time with my wife. She's way too high strung. Alot of people have a problem with her. Her cell phone will ring and she'll jump out of her seat with fear saying, "What's that, what's that???" Uhm, it's your cell phone.

Conversation with her is close to impossible. She'll babble from one topic to the next at 100 miles per hour. She can't control her thoughts or her speaking - or maybe more correctly, she chooses not to control her thoughts or speaking. This is how she deals with some kind of inner angst, by talking non-stop. Inevitably what happens, as part of her babble she'll ask a question. But she won't do what normal people do and leave a pause for an answer. She'll just keep talking. To answer I have to talk over her. But she's not listening so she'll ask the question again a minute later, and again a minute after that.  Each time I try to answer, but she still continues to talk and doesn't parse what I'm saying. I'm not a mean spirited person, but often I have to interrupt her and say, "Please stop talking." Sometimes I lose my patience and leave off the "Please". Then she acts wounded like I'm a beast.

I'm thinking I'm too kind about this. I don't like her. I certainly don't love her. Marrying her was obviously a big mistake.



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171,895 I smoke out everyday at 4ᚼ pm. I mean I smoke weed all day but I also do it at this time. I'm usually always alone. But now I'll remember to think of you and all the other lonely stoners out there. So just remember that I'm thinking about you and I care for you and I hope you're doing well.



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171,894 I may be a loner. But I don't feel so alone at 4ᚼ. :) lol. It's like i'm hanging out with thousands of people right now. Haha! :)



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171,893 I don't like my boyfriend. He spends time to only make himself happy. I always end up by myself.
F -40



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171,892 One day she'll actually follow through on a promise..one day..maybe



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171,891 I'm feeling pretty relaxed about life. But I'm getting crazier, again. Something I will have to address. I finally know how to admit it. Thankfully I have help.



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171,890 Sometimes love is effortless. I couldn't see how she could ever get through life without everybody loving her.

Always such a comforting thought.

Maybe love is always effortless. It's just that some people take a little more effort to get it across.



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171,889 um...shouldn't everyone be nice?

I feel that this is obvious.



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171,888 All women should be nice.  I would never choose a bitchy woman, even if she looked good.



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171,887 To all the girls (and I say girls because you don't act like women) that are ugly as fuck with a nasty ass attitude, bitch pick a side! You can't be ugly and have a nasty attitude! Life just doesn't work that way sweetie.



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171,886 I often make dishes from my country for my husband. He loves our food.  What he doesn't notice is that by the time I'm done, I don't have either the time or energy to make something for myself.  I'm vegetarian and I make him meat-based dishes.  He gets all excited and chows down not noticing that I have nothing to eat.  This happens quite often. If ever he makes something for me to eat, a rare occasion, he also makes a huge production of it, and sits down with a plate of it for himself while awaiting accolades about how good it tastes. He eats more than half of it and then awaits praise.  What a selfish guy.



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171,885 Once when my husband had a job where he lived in a house for a few months with other men and women who were all working on a joint project (it was in a remote location and there was an old farmhouse that was converted to a dorm like setting for anyone staying in the area), he started acting really strangely and secretive when he would come home on the weekends. It turns out one of the women there was sending him nude pics of herself.  He claims they went to a bar with other colleagues and she got drunk and he drove her back to the "group" house where all she did was sit on his lap.  He claims they didn't kiss or fuck or anything.  Yeah right.  Somehow she got my number and started texting me stories about their wild sexual escapes and how one time my husband raped her.  That is how I found out about their indiscretions.  He was hours away with our only car.  Unless she had texted I would have been none the wiser.


This was the kind of crazy he attached himself to in my absence.  It has been a couple years since I found out but I still cringe when he touches me. She even texted him like normal after she texted me.



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171,884 IRONY. my husband has been cheating on me all along.



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171,883 I drop someone off most days after work. Then I promptly do a u turn. Totally illegal. I've never been caught. Funny thing, I do the u turn on the same street as the police station. They don't care. No wonder why crime around here is so high.



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171,882 When I'm ass fucking a woman, I love the way she'll reach her hands back and pull open her ass cheeks for me. It tells me she wants this, she wants my cock up her ass. Damn sexy.



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171,881 I have a hard time coming home to see family on the holidays.  I'm always nervous because they are always into drama and are angry at each other constantly.  If I show up I keep the visits short.  Some people are nice but I want to stay away.



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171,880 I don't believe a word you say.  Your "I love yous" are so empty.  You couldn't possibly.



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171,879 You are a whore. You think my "husband" cares?? He doesn't. I'll have your man back in my arms before you know it.



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171,878 In my head I pretend I'm a super hero with special knowledge which can save the world.



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171,877 I'm the person people stand in front of at parties. In photos I look like I don't belong there.



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171,876 Thanks 171832.
I'll avoid being like Christian Weston Chandler
We can change ourselves if we want to



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171,875 He sent me a text yesterday saying he wanted to get back together with me. We talked. I said we need some ground rules on fighting fair. He agreed. He was busy, but I stopped over and talked to him.

So today is his birthday and my sister's birthday. I spent many hours baking him a white chocolate raspberry cheesecake. He loves cheesecake. This morning I get a text saying he messed up, he doesn't want to be with me.

I gave the cheesecake away and installed a call and SMS blocking app. Fuck this bullshit.

Why did this all start? Sunday he wouldn't take me back to my car that we left in my home town. I waited 6 hours for him to take me back to my car. He wanted me to spend another night.

I had shit to do. I figured fuck it. It's only 25 miles back. I do 10 mile hikes on trails for fun. I did not account for drizzling weather. Around mile 6 of steady drizzle, I called my sister to pick me up.

I was not please. Now he's "scared" for his kids. Why? Because when I'm truly angry I don't yell or get physical. I just need to get away to think and cool down. Hello. Walking away from a fully grown man you're mad at is different than abandoning children.



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171,874 I am so sure of having Borderline Personality Disorder, it scares me. Only two people know my suspicions. I don't know how to break it to my boyfriend that his girlfriend is probably never going to be able to stable enough to be completely happy with him



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171,873 My kids were everything to me. I gave up my career and social life to raise them. Now they are in college or beyond. None are coming home for Christmas. I gave up so much and for nothing. They don't even like me.



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171,872 My apt is sofa king trashed and it's just endless and overwhelming. My housekeepers never come more than once. I have a date tonight where  supposed to cook a really nice meal for a sexy British chap. It should be interesting to say the least. If he's as smart as he seems, he'll run for the fucking hills.



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171,871 I may have engaged in a good deal less cybersex than originally claimed. That shit got boring pretty damn fast.



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171,870 Just sitting here filling out Christmas cards and listening to "The Atheist Experience". Happy Holidays~!



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171,869 There's a woman in my department. Young, nerdy and shy. Not that pretty but nice body. I've never wanted to fuck anyone so much in my life. I watch porn videos of women who look like her and jerk off while looking at her face in work photos. We're both in relationships but I know she likes me. She looks up to me and the first chance I get I'll use that to put my dick in her and come in her cunt and her mouth and across her thick lips and thick glasses. I can't wait.



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171,868 If i decided to commit mass murder, i would shoot every self loathing, bleeding heart white asshole that marches in those black lives matter rallys. I wouldnt kill blacks because they do a pretty good job of killing each other which makes the name of their movement sorta hysterical. When black lives matter to blacks, maybe they will matter to whites!



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171,867 In retrospect, you cock and your money were all you were good for...
You have the personality and social skills of a potato



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171,866 I still have dreams about my friends from high school. I went to high school 40 years ago.



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171,865 For Xmas this year my wife is buying me a new grill.  I told her to get the smaller grill.  She doesn't know yet that in January that I'm moving out.



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171,864 I'm always winning and losing at the same time. I hate losing, but I can live with the up side. There is always a silver lining.



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171,863 I have dark thoughts.



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171,862 My birthday came and went. My wife didn't say a thing. She forgot. When I was in college I was dating a woman. She also forgot my birthday. Guess I'm just forgettable.



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171,861 I used to also share a room with my brother. I could hear him masterbating at night. I try not to go there in my head.



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171,860 Not only did I do all those things I said I didnt, the sex I had was phenomenal.



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171,859 The "naughty, needing a hard fuck" feeling is coming back......it becomes nearly uncontrollable. Oh my!



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171,858 I told someone something in confidence. She blabbed it everywhere. People are so disappointing.



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171,857 When my mother was in her forties, she developed constant back pain and could hardly walk. Doctors found a tumor on her spine.

Now I'm in my forties. Earlier this year my back started hurting. The pain has become constant. I can't walk for more than a few minutes at a time. I'm becoming convinced I have the same type of tumor. I'm too afraid to go to the doctor and find out. Unlike my  mom, I'm a coward. This will probably kill me.



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171,856 High school kids are rotten. What foul little brats. This is our future? No fucking way this country will thrive once they are in charge.



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171,855 My brother in law is banned from my house. He will never again set foot in my door. Long story. I'd like to think my wife and I are very close. But it was only after 10 years of marriage that she revealed a terrible story. When she was growing up her brother used to do inappropriate things to her. She came from your average middle class family, but there were many siblings. As a result, she had to share a bedroom with her brother right through high school. Late at night he'd climb into her bed. My wife sobbed uncontrollably when telling me all this. He'd touch her and they'd perform oral sex on each other. My wife was filled with guilt. She said she'd never do anything like that on her own but she was pressured by him and she hated every minute of it.

Fast forward to last year. Her newly divorced brother came for a visit. This was a year or so after my wife had told me about what happened so I looked at him with this new found disgust. But I tried to be big about it. I wrote it off as them both being young and immature. But anyway, he comes for a visit and at one point he so needlessly took off his shirt. He obviously wanted to show us that he'd been working out. He pranced around my house like this for an hour, then he sees my wife standing in the kitchen and comes up behind her and starts massaging her shoulders while rubbing his crotch into her butt. I walk in at that moment to see my wife had this look of disgust and horror on her face. Tears were in her eyes. I couldn't take it. I shoved him away and said some very bad things. I told him to get his crap and leave my house. Forever. He didn't even argue back.  He suddenly knew that I knew what he had done to his sister as a kid. What a fucking pig this asshole is. So now he's banned forever. I notice he doesn't show up at any family events any more. I hope it's because his shame is so great. I'm secretly hoping he kills himself.



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171,854 Ohh honey I love you and I really do want to marry you. I only wish I saw you or felt about you the way I saw/felt about him. His body turned me on, his actions swept me literally off my feet, God I loved him. Best weekends and evenings of my whole life. K so I may still love him. Too bad he won't accept love, for fear. Gotta move on honey and you're the one I trust.



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171,853 I just realised...
Most people confess about sex.
I confess about love.



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171,852 I know a girl who is extremely prim and proper. She dresses conservatively and lives frugally. She seems very put together. I've known her for years. Then one day while discussing money, of all things, she just comes out and says, "I would let you put it in my bum for 250 dollars." Silence. I was shocked. Then I said, "If you wait here I will get the money." I figured she would laugh if off like a joke but she said ok. Now I had never touched this woman previously in any way but when I came back to her apartment with cash she was wearing boy shorts and a tiny, sleeveless t-shirt. She had a big bottle of baby oil on her dresser. We didn't talk except she said, "Make sure you use ALOT of oil." and with that she slipped off her boy shorts and got on the bed face down, ass up. I rubbed oil all over her ass and pussy and took my cock out and worked it up hard and rubbed oil all over it. I fingered her asshole with oil first -- it was so tight. She moaned when I pushed my finger past her tight muscle. After awhile of this she said, "I think I'm ready now. You can try it. but go slow" and so I worked the head of my cock into her asshole. I went really slow. She gasped and cried a little and asked me to stop for a minute be evventually my cock was in her tight asshole. "It's in there" I said in wonderment. She didnt say anything. I pumped it in and out. Eventually I had a huge orgasm and pumped a massive amount of cum into her asshole. "It's warm," she said when I was done. I left my cock in there but she siad, "My bum really burns... you have to take it out now. This is going to hurt for like 2 days and that shit is going to be dripping into my panties for quite some time." I pulled my cock out and wiped it with some tissue. Tissue sucks for cleaning your cock -- it just breaks into little pieces and gets stuck all over. The place reeked of baby oil. I rubbed her asshole with a t-shirt lying nearby. Some cum and shit came out. She got up and had a strange expression on her face and put her arms around my neck and kissed me on the lips, first time ever. I put the 250 dollars on her dresser. She had a strange smile on her face the rest of the time I was there, even after she got dressed back into her well fitting, conservative outfit. "I would nevver have thought you would do that" I told her. "Well you never know," she said. "Are you a whore?" I asked her. I've known her for years. "Just for you" she said. I don't know if it's true. Maybe she bones everyone. But she didnt seem like that. She didnt have tattoos or anything. "Any time you want my bum, bring the money and we can do it," she said matter of factly. It turns out I wanted it a lot.



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171,851 There's day old semen in my pussy but I'm too lazy to take a shower.



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171,850 dated a woman in college, we were pretty serious by our senior year talking about our future etc....she said she really didn't want to go thru her life only having slept with 2 men before she settles down, I get that, we are young, its college....we agree to have an "open" semester in which we can sleep with whom ever we want.  
About a month in, I'm at a party and I here about a chick getting gang banged by the lacrosse team upstairs,shortly after i see my GF walk out of a bedroom followed by 6 guys a short time later.  I never spoke to her again....



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171,849 Was married 26 years. Never really loved her. She was good at sex so I let a lot of stuff slide. Now that I'm older, good sex or not, I don't let anything slide. Funny, once the libido calms down how much clearer your mind works.



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171,848 I sometimes wear pantyhose over underwear. I call it the Fort Knox protocol because everything of value is locked up tight and impenetrable.



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171,847 On Youtube, if you press K on your keyboard then you can start and stop the video.  Pressing J will rewind it 10 seconds, and pressing L will fast forward it 10 seconds.



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171,846 Anal play is more than fine by me....I don't mind tonguing a sweet hot ass of a man I must be very damn into...
but please, dear menfolk,
Wipe That Ass and Wash It Well...
you like it licked, the woman doing it gonna appreciate your efforts...
unless some kinda barnyard scent a thang for her....

Lawdy, it weren't one o mine...
Curry scented fool.



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171,845 When I blew out my birthday candles this year... I wished for a divorce.



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171,844 I thought cloud chasing seemed a little silly. But now I realise just how much I like creating my own weather system.



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171,843 I try and let my decisions speak for themselves
(Finally
The one I am referring to with you)
In a kind of
"Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out"
Kind of way

This retroactive regret sucks
Cloud nine  "could-have-beens"
But I hope at least in the end you may reflect
And be feeling as played as you tried to play me
Just in a different type of wayBR>Call, bet, or show...
Showed, motherfucka
At least I had the element of surprise what with your ego needing it's own zipcode
You forced my hand.
After all
Self pride above tomfoolery



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171,842 All those things I said I didn't do?  Yes, I did them all and more.



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171,841 Maybe I should just be a big girl and deal with the pain.



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171,840 Uh oh. I'm feeling naughty..



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171,839 I want to keep the best Christmas gift I got you for myself, unless you tell me you love me.



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171,838 We're going to enter the new year with a clean slate.



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171,837 171833. He married You because You're an amazing person. Looks mean nothing,they fade away with time,but a beautiful soul is eternal. Be as happy as the people that live for You.



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171,836 Truth be told. I fell in love with Lisa. I wanted to give her everything she didn't have. If I could have bought a yacht to sail to every port of call she dreamed of, I would have done it in an instant. I wanted to sneak my gazes at her and feast and adore her, all wrapped up in a secret I didn't really understand much less that I would TELL her. She was in love with someone else. Someone handsome and entirely not me. So I poured over real estate listings everywhere I thought she was, and where she might be.... I thought if I was rich I could buy some huge place and just... pay her to take care of it for me. I dreamt of protecting her from the universe of hostility. Yet I couldn't give her anything, or be anything that she could need. Good lord, I never do change.



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171,835 Anal play? My gf and me were 69. I wandered my finger up her butt. The tip of my finger hit a turd. Ugh, choke, cough.  Got that shit (literally) in my fingertip. Anal?  No way.



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171,834 My husband reacted terribly to the news of my past pregnancies and even worse when I miscarried.  Now I'm pregnant again and he's acting all sweet and kind and interested.  If/when I miscarry I can't imagine what he will be like.  I am not waiting around to see.  As soon as it happens I'm leaving.  No explanations, no tears, nothing.



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171,833 Tonight I plucked about 30 hairs from my chin and face.  This is in addition to the 10 this morning and the other 30 last night.  Thick black hairs.  Being female and hairy is so humiliating.  It's all I think people see.  I notice every other woman like me.  I feel so badly for them until I realize I'm just the same.  You cannot imagine the shame I feel daily.  I don't want to be touched, hugged, kissed - that would mean someone would get physically close enough to see my "condition".  I have all these black dots and what looks like razor bumps.  I want to cry every time I look in the mirror.  My husband must find me disgusting.  He should have married someone else.



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171,832 To the individual that brought up Christian Weston Chandler - trust me, you will never be anywhere NEAR as bad as he's gotten to be, and if you are willing to make changes to yourself that he isn't, then there's still hope for you.

Chris should serve as the person that you DON'T want to be, and hey, if you feel as though you're seeing a lot of similarities between his situation and yours, well, admitting to it is the first step in the right direction. At least you're admitting to it, unlike him.



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171,831 You think that sixth grade is way too early for sexual education? Best of luck to your daughters. Are you not aware that young women have usually gotten their first period by this time, which means they are physically capable of carrying a baby? Yeah, that's just we need. Young women who are able to get pregnant but know nothing about sexual health, stds, and setting personal boundaries.



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171,830 My kids go to Catholic school. The younger one received a demerit for disrupting the kindergarten class by randomly blurting out the word "penis" We all thought it was a laugh riot.



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171,829 My daughter's junior high school was holding a special sex ed class talking about "it" -- meaning sexual intercourse and all that goes with it. Parents were given the opportunity to opt their children out of this talk. I felt that 6th grade was far too early for this information. So I opted my daughter out. The school put her in the class anyway. Like what's the point of trying to deal with the schools. They give us the option to opt out. I go that route. And they override me???? By what right, and by whose authority do they get decide what's best for my child????????????



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171,828 So wake up on day three of post break up and I got a text overnight from him, "Please wake up" at 2ᛆ AM. That's about what time he gets off work. I let him know that don't text means don't text. I still miss him, but he made his decision. I made mine. I can't let his regrets pull me back.



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171,827 The day you asked me to marry you last summer you brought over a fake rose

If you knew me better you'd have known I can't stand fake flowers

But now I see how perfect that rose was
Fake like you
Fake like your proposal
Fake like so many of your words and promises

I keep your fake rose on my bar now
Next to a real living plant
I keep it to remind me to listen to my own instincts



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171,826 Have you ever disliked the people you work with or a boss so much you visualize yourself quiting your job? I see myself handing my resignation letter to one of my incompetent bosses and just watching their  mouth drop open. Wish I had the guts...no words, just throw the letter on their desk and walk away.



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171,825 No matter what I'm doing, when he texts me, I get excited. Tonight, I was busy, but we took a break together and drove to a dark spot in the parking lot. We made out for a few minutes, then he pulled his hard cock out and I sucked it til he came in my mouth. I swallowed. It was fucking delicious. Then we went back to work. Him to his department, me to mine. It made the rest of the day go by much better. God, I love his cock.



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171,824 I check her Facebook page everyday to see what she's up to. In real life I haven't seen her or spoken with her in 30 years.



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171,823 I'm trying to jerk off everyday so I have no interest in sex with my wife. It gives her too much control. If I can keep emptying my nuts without her, I'm hoping I can free myself from her grasp.



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171,822 two days ago you said you loved me for the first time, and i said it back, because i loved you too. now just like that it's over. what a shame



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171,821 I sure hope you miss this pussy

And my ass.

And my blowjobs.

Buh-bye, me and my dignity walk away intact now
And some of these parting gifts aren't too shabby either...some

Meh, that's alls I got

I hope I have my reoccurring dream tonite of my favorite island... the beaches and trying to get to them...the waves...
Our last travels together before we parted...
thanks for that trip and  I look forward to returning without you



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171,820 I like 3rd input too.  First time, on my mom's couch, after my dad's wedding...when I went to the bathroom afterwards there was a little pooplet that had been set free.  My dude was a gentleman and never commented on any"thing" that might have been left over and was always obliged my requests.  To each her own...



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171,819 We broke up two days ago. I had to do a cut all contact for myself. I hate that I miss him already. I'll just keep telling myself that I don't until it's true.



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171,818 Goddamn...the more I think about it the more condescending you were...and I shall likely never get the chance to tell you...

"I wish I could be so easily amused..." you once said when you saw me watching a reality show on TV...Can't even remember which I'm glad to say

So sorry I interrupted your daily viewing of Family Feud that one time with the audacity of a phone call, you die-hard intellectual you!



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171,817 Time goes by so quickly when you are older. My 20s went on forever. My 50s went by in a minute.



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171,816 Don't flirt with women while they're at work. It's rude.
Most men know that women can't be rude to them while they're working and use it as a chance to come onto them. How cruel.



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171,815 I'd be pleased with a friend who invited me over for an intimate dinner instead of a clatterfest with a thousand stretched smiles and pointless small talk all leaning in to climb and tip the ladders of social networking.

But I'm a weirdo, so there's that to consider.



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171,814 I've been fucking your husband for two years now.

He's sexy as fuck and omg the best fuck ever.

If you could unclench your uprightness he would blow your mind.

Your loss is my gain.

Thanks!

But no worries. I don't want him for real...just in my bed.



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171,813 I have been thinking about suicide for a couple months now.  I won't go into it all, but it was planning for this weekend.  Someone I met 30 years ago crossed my path today and we talked.
He has no idea what impact he had on me today.  He literally saved my life.



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171,812 171801, that woman didn't slip up.  She wanted you to know about her "real" dinner so you would know she doesn't want to host you anymore.  You sound like a very nice courteous individual and SHE sounds like asshole of the year.......and like attracts like ie the other 20 couples.  So dump her and just ghost.  It doesn't even deserve any effort to feign a headache.  I do hope you have a good holiday season and find some new, better friends.  Xoxoxo



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171,811 I judge people who pronounce coupon like "cue-pon" for being unintelligent and unworldly. The standard pronunciation is "coo-pon" (it is etymologically related to coup), get with the program!



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171,810 My wife lies. Like so often she makes things up to get herself out of trouble. Big things, little things. She lies about why she's late in arriving. She lies about how much she spent on an item. She lies about what people tell her. She lies about where she's been all day. I've given up. How can I have a trusting relationship with her? I'm so outta here.



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171,809 The more I read about Christian Weston Chandler, the more he reminds me of myself :(



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171,808 I cannot believe what a fucking liar my mother is.  During a holiday party, she told my husband "I raised my children without gender roles" which is such an enormous lie I nearly choked on my punch.  That woman is/was the queen of the 1950's sexists -- she makes Betty Draper look like Gloria Allred.

Back in the day, she would chivvy me around calling me lazy and saying I didn't do enough around the house, oftentimes enlisting my asshole layabout older brother to be her thug.  I was working full-time and going to college full-time, and she'd wait until I came home from 8 hours of work and 4 hours of night school, so she could bitch me out and tell me to wash ALL the supper dishes.  For a family of 7 people.  Oh, wait, 6 people, because I'd gotten my dinner from the vending machines at school.  Had she saved me any food?  What do you think?

So I moved out at 18, taking only a little cot bed and some cardboard boxes with my clothes and books.  That evil woman followed me around screaming at me and berating me the entire time, and got Asshole Layabout to help her do it.  She even followed me into the street as I put the last box in my car, yelling about HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF NOW?!  YOU'RE SELFISH!

Now I'm 38, happily married, maintain my little apartment just fine, no kids by choice.  And that cow postures in front of my husband like she was some sort of enlightened feminist who empowered her daughters, oh did she now.

Funny thing is, my husband knew it was bullshit from the first -- he knows all about what she was really like.  

I always knew I was nothing but a slave to that woman.  Being the oldest daughter of a big family SUCKS.



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171,807 I like caffeine more than sex.



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171,806 For Christmas last year my wife asked what I wanted. I said I wanted her to watch a porno movie with me. She said I was sick and disgusting. What she don't get is I wanted her to watch a porno movie not for me, but for herself. She's very bad in bed. I thought if she dropped the prude act for a while and looked at other peoples having sex, she could only get better at it. No luck. She don't understand how bad she is at sex.



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171,805 I'm male. I've watched videos of women licking each other's pussies so I could learn what works and what doesn't. I figure a woman knows what works for herself, so she does that to the other woman. One thing I noticed, women seem to like slow and gentle and steady. No hard banging, which is what most guys do I think.



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171,804 There is no such thing as the head of a household.  The only thing that ever comes first is the job.  The humans do not.  The humans are rated below the job.  The true king of the household is the job.  All of the job's demands are first to behold and nobody else's.  All the demands of a human's health are beneath the job.

Jobs always come first in every situation.



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171,803 Can we make this country great again?  The secret is I am a white middle-aged upper middle class man and I will admit it is great now. We really can't make it any better. Obama did not kill this country like the republicans think, neither did Bush like the democrats think. We are still the best place to get medical care, still the best in defense,the best place to buy gas, electric, water. Still the place I want to be when the shit hits the fan in the world. You want a crappy life, try Zimbabwe, Iran, Iraq, N. Korea, any 3rd world country. Life is great here, but you need to make it so. Quit crying about how I don't make any money.....get a degree, my job only pays me minimum wage, get a degree, hey inner city kid or anyone who wants to change, quit trying to live the thug life, stay in school and do something.



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171,802 I'm a man who had to bring a book over to the house of a young woman I know.  She's just an acquaintance, but I have a few friends who know her really well.  She's 28 years old, a single mom, and has a reputation for being a real cock whore.  She'll fuck anything.

I show up to her house and she's babysitting her friend's kids in addition to her own daughter.  I give her the book and we start chatting as the kids run around.  Her friend shows up, I say hello, and the friend ignores me.  She doesn't make eye contact for the five minutes she's there talking, and she's three feet away from me.  She gets her kids and leaves.  Now it's just me, the woman, and her daughter.  The daughter very quietly goes into her bedroom and closes the door.  I'm there talking to the woman for 30 minutes, and it's like the daughter disappears.

I say goodbye and leave with the weirdest feeling.  Nobody spoke to me or made eye contact with me except the woman.  Not the friend, the kids, the daughter... nobody.  And it hits me: they all thought I was just one more cock coming through the door.  I'm a grown man - I couldn't *possibly* just be there for a social visit.  The friend thought I was the latest random fuck piece, and the daughter thought I was just another guy she'd never get to know.

How fucking weird that all was.



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171,801 For this holiday season, a couple invited my husband and I to dinner at their house. A very nice idea. We've known them for the past five years of so and every year they've been inviting us to this dinner.

But now I don't know what to do. We had a potential conflict with the date this year. Instead of having the dinner on a Friday, I suggested we could come on the Saturday. The woman immediately said that wasn't possible because she was hosting "the real dinner on Saturday".

I didn't understand what that meant. I said so. There was silence. Then in an embarrassed voice she said, "Oh dear, I shouldn't have brought that up..."

I prodded more. She revealed that every year she invites us over for a quiet dinner. But they also host a dinner with about 20 couples on a different night. She said she thought my husband and I wouldn't fit in with the crowd. So she entertains us separately.

I wouldn't let it go, "Why wouldn't we fit in with the crowd?"

Hemming and hawing, she eventually said that some people in the larger crowd don't like us.

Oh.

So we get the boobie prize of the boring dinner.

I appreciate the couple inviting us to dinner. I do. But really, how can my husband and I attend even the quiet dinner now knowing the full circumstances. I'm hurt. I'm insulted. I'm embarrassed. The whole thing leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Not to be ungrateful, but I feel a headache coming on for the night of the quiet dinner. I think it might be a long term illness. Sorry, we won't be able to attend anything at this woman's house ever again.



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171,800 I once watched a few videos of people being murdered.  I got curious about it.  Only a few bothered me.  One was a young woman screaming hysterically at the camera, and then a hand with a gun came into the frame and shot her in the head.  Must have been a video to a family that wouldn't pay a ransom.  It was something about how futile her screams were that got to me.  The other was two Mexican drug runners having their heads chainsawed off by a rival gang.  It was the opposite of the woman.  They calmly made statements to the camera, like they expected this would be the way they'd die.  Nothing else to live for.  The first guy sat there and didn't resist while the chainsaw went into him, and at some point his body went lifeless like a mannequin.  It slumped over onto the other guy, who just seemed more concerned about getting chainsawed right.  They were all just evil.  It affected me.



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