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172,099 Ever take a dump that affected your breathing?  

Well I just experienced one of those.  I swear I had to take several deep breaths when I was done to calm down.  It was that life changing.  I am spent!



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172,098 My wife ruined Christmas for everyone, again. She was nasty as could be. Everyone was walking on eggshells around her waiting for her next outburst. But to hear her tell it, we ruined Christmas for her because we didn't get her any gifts she liked. Oh okay. It's all our fault.



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172,097 I know this guy. He's about 20 years old. He tries to act so cool and aloof. Like he's the big man and everyone else can go die for all he cares. He has such an uppity attitude. He's condescending to everyone around him.

Strangest thing I've ever seen because... he has Down's Syndrome. I mean nothing against disabled people. But it's fucking weird to be sneered at and put down by a guy with Down's Syndrome.



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172,096 When I first meet someone I can tell within the first 10 seconds if I will like the person.



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172,095 You broke my heart. I miss you so much.



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172,094 Completely unexpected. At the fam Christmas party I cummed in the mouth of my sister in law in the basement. I was going down there to get another case of beer from the fridge and she was using the spare bathroom. When she came out we started talking -- next thing we were kissing and my hands were all over her tits -- next thing she was swallowing my cum. We walked up from the cellar like nothing happened, I was carrying the box of beer. No one even noticed us walking into the kitchen. She simply picked some pretzles and joined whaterver convo was going on. Every time she saw me looking at her she just wiped her mouth with the back of her hand like she did in the baseent. Completely unexpected. Can't stop thinking about it. What happens now?



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172,093 I told him how I feel about trying to reconcile. I put my heart out there and told him how I was afraid of getting hurt again. That I'd like to take things slow.

He hasn't responded. I guess I got too real for him. I think he expects just because he wants me back everything will go back to being exactly how it was. That's not how it works for me.

Sigh.



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172,092 What I did to you has no forgiveness and I understand if you go the rest of your life feeling some sort of anger or hatred towards me. What we had was real although you may not believe me now I will miss you.I'm sorry



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172,091 I'm sorry I failed you this time last year. Even before you proposed in your kitchen I should have stepped up. Before you were faced with the prospect of moving in with your parents. When we realized it was the house that was making you sick. I should of stepped up. All the should have dones won't make a difference now. All I can do is acknowledge them and say I'm sorry for failing for you. Why after time has past do I bring this up now? Because I see now how disconnected from each other we have become and it makes me sad. My worst fear has come true we are just memories of each other. I still love you. Not in that let's get married and make babies way. But in that friend, surrogate daughter, special person in my life way. I miss you.



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172,090 When I'm choosing movies from the Netflix DVD service, I limit the number of new releases I pick. I don't want to be greedy and take only new releases, it might deprive others from getting them. I'm a good Netflix citizen.



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172,089 NO MATTER WHAT WE'VE DONE TO EACH OTHER OR SAID TO EACH OTHER, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, E.



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172,088 My wife bought me a pot for Christmas. That was all. She explained that when she was in college 20 years ago her roommate bought her a black pot. She uses it often. So much that the handle became loose. Thus my wife bought me a replacement and threw out the old one. I'm not sure how my wife replacing her 20 year old pot is a gift for me. But I just go with the flow.



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172,087 In my head I've ranked the 12 men I've slept with. My husband is #7. Hemm, that's not so good.



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172,086 My boyfriend has a friend with a kid. I started talking to this friend's girlfriend a lot recently, but when she asked me if I see him with other girls, I felt awful lying to her.
It's the shittiest experience ever to have someone fuck with your feelings.
He justifies his actions by staying with his girlfriend for the sake of the kid.
You can be present in a kid's life without fucking every girl who sits on your lap, asshole.
This friend called me a bitch once. I rather be a bitch than a man-whore.



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172,085 172082 I feel you...Experience and observation has shaped me to find most best for cock and money, and not necessarily in that order

I'm in it for a good time...I still hold out hope for true love, but I put the likelihood up there with winning the lottery or getting struck by lightning

Players have to play? Whelp, hustlers have to hustle...
And some of y'all menfolk make my conscience feel just fiiiine about that.



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172,084 I have lived with a borderline.  You can't ever love them enough to cure them.   Best to finally cut ties and learn to find joy in life again without all the drama unfolding.



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172,083 So the ex called me to talk. Then came over at midnight to talk. I rode with him to the gas station and back. I told him right now we can be friends, that I'm still here if he needs me. That's all I have in me right now for him. He's the one who broke up with me.

Now it seems like he's mad at me for not immediately falling back into his arms when he decides he wants me again. Are you serious? You hurt me, not the other way around.



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172,082 Reading the things that men post on here gives me zero hope for ever finding a decent one who isn't a rabid and indiscriminate cheating pervert who secretly wants homosexual relations. Ugh. It really does frighten me. What happened to decent males? Have they gone the way of the dinosaur? Sure seems that way...



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172,081 172079 - I'm not sure how long you have been reading cavecanum, but there has been a fair number of comments about Borderline personality disorder. Paranoia and ludicrous accusations even in the face of a logical defense or facts is one of the more typical symptoms. Read up on it and I bet you will find a textbook description of your wife. The downside is, the sufferer will never admit they have a problem and it won't get better ever. There is a debate as to how to handle a borderline, do you sympathize with their feelings, I.e I understand how it would make you feel to lose your skis, how can we figure this out together. OR zero tolerance for such nonsense. Whenever you sense a borderline drifting out of the realm of reality, shut it down. I have found the latter to work better although I use the term "better" loosely. A step above a living hell isn't exactly paradise. I have also learned embarrassment is a state of mind. For those people I don't really care about, interface with or hold no influence in my life, who cares what my wife says. For those people who need to know the truth...I tell them. Rarely do I lose that battle. My parting words are you have my deepest sympathy. I can only assume something like kids or finances is holding you back from a divorce, if not, get one ASAP. IT NEVER GETS BETTER. Also don't ever do something nice or spend time or money expecting real long lasting appreciation. There is no such thing in the borderline's world. You may get a faux short term sense of gratefulness and period of calm, but quickly it reverts back to scorn and all is forgotten.



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172,080 The number of kids enrolled in elementary school is dropping every year. Since about the year 2000, there have been fewer and fewer kids.

Demographers are having trouble figuring out why.

I know the reason. Fewer people are having kids. It's obvious why. It's the internet. Guys are jerking off late at night while looking at pornographic websites. Or they are hooking up with Craigslist prostitutes thanks to the internet. Or wives are busy chatting on Facebook or texting> No one has time or motivation for sex anymore.  

The internet has undermined everything.



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172,079 I can't trust the woman I married. She gets in a bad mood and takes it out on me. Or something in her life goes wrong, and somehow I'm always to blame.

Without me knowing, there has been a major drama playing out over the past month. My wife couldn't find her skis. She accused me of taking them. Why? Well the motivation isn't clear.

The part I didn't know, she's been telling her friends what a bad person I am for taking her skis. I'm the devil. Only an evil husband would torment his wife by throwing out her skis. Apparently everyone knows the story of what a twisted individual I am.

On Christmas morning my wife let lose of me. There were no new skis under the tree. I stole her old skis and didn't replaced them. I'm the lowest of the low. This is when she told me what she's been telling her friends.

Sigh.

Last year I rented a ski house for my wife and her friends to use for the entire winter. I never got to go. I guess I'm the lowest of the low person who had to work to pay for the ski house. I asked my wife if she could have possibly left the skis there.  No, she told me I took them to hurt her and embarrass her.

I called the ski house. New people are renting it this year. I explained who I was. I asked if they saw a pair of blue and black Solomon skis with matching boots and my wife's name engraved on the front of the skis.

Oh yes, they are in the garage...

Did my wife apologize? Did she call her friends to put the genie back in the bottle and tell them she was mistaken and had forgotten her skis at the ski house?

No, of course not.  I'm a good person. I'm a kind person. I rented her a ski house. My payback is that I get bad-mouthed by someone who is neither good nor kind. This is why marriage is the worst. One half of every relationship is unfair.



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172,078 My ex husband has been shaving his beard and he looks like a weirdo without it. I think most men look like weirdos without their beards.

That said, if I loved someone I wouldn't care the status of their facial hair.



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172,077 My wife gets the cleaning lady to wash her underwear by hand.  Maybe it's just me but I think this is bizarre. First, I'd think the underwear would be cleaner if you put it in the washing machine. Two, there's something so wrong about having the cleaning lady scrubbing the crustiness out of my wife's underwear crotch. No cleaning lady should have to do this. It's beneath everyone's dignity. It like a human rights violation.



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172,076 I'm not sure which is best...
To ignore or confront...
When you thought your joke you told at your family dinner was so funny you had to send me a pic of the Christmas cookie that brought it on and tell it to me again via text...
I just chose to ignore and not reply

It wasn't funny to me
I found it racist and I don't like that shit
You just go on thinking you're heee-fucking-lar-ious
It's not like I'd change your mind

If we keep seeing each other though, I can see this becoming an issue



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172,075 I can't tell. Do badly behaved people not know how they come across? Or do they know exactly what their doing but don't care?



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172,074 your story makes me happy because you're a woman making choices that make you happy!!!

-a real feminist



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172,073 It makes me sad when I hear about nasty wives being mean and horrible to their husbands and family. I have been a wife and mother for almost 16 years now. I get great joy from serving my husband and family. I am a housewife/stay at home mom and proud of it! I anger feminists everywhere, lol. But I don't care. I love taking care of my family. I always walk around with a smile on my face, and have kind words to say to all in my house. I always ask my husband and kids what I can do to make their lives better. My husband has a very stressful job, so when he is home I do everything I can to help him relax.

I made sure this Christmas was a happy, relaxing stress free time for my family. I did all the present wrapping, organizing, cooking, baking and cleaning - and I don't mind at ALL!! I even had sex with my husband three times and happily gave him two blowjobs over the the past two days. I cook, serve, and clean up after every meal. I entertain my husbands family and make them feel welcome. Seeing my family happy makes me happy. I treat my husband with a lot of love and respect and as a result, he treats me very well. This is a secret not many women get. If more women treated their men better, the damn divorce rate wouldn't be so high!

Signed,
A happy housewife and mom. age 37.



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172,072 My son's school is putting in a new playground. Two thirds of the cost is to make it wheelchair accessible. It's a a nice idea to include kids with wheelchairs. But two thirds of the cost??? And there aren't any kids with wheelchairs in the school. I'm not insensitive, but come on, we're getting ridiculous. These bleeding heart PTA mothers want to act like do-gooders so they insist on helping the the handicapped who don't even exist in the school. It's stupid. It's a waste of money. We go too far.



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172,071 I wish people could hear the things my wife says to me behind closed doors. They all think she's this wonderful person. But last night after Christmas was over, first she she took swipes at every present I gave her saying how cheap and tacky they were. Then she decimated the personalities of all her family and friends telling how boring and dumb they are. Nothing is safe from my wife and her bitching. She's not who people think she is. She's as nasty and rotten as can be. She hides it well though.



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172,070 I don't get Christmas. Growing up, I was always so excited to open up worthless crap that I'd only use a couple times before I got bored or it broke. Now that I'm in college, I really don't care for anything but things I really need.

I walk through the stores all during December that are selling gift sets of whatnot and it's stupid. I have received so many bath gift sets and pieces of jewelry I'll never wear that I'm actually upset. I feel bad for all the people who spent money on things that will probably never get used. When my aunt asked what I wanted for Christmas, I sent her a link to a software that I needed to buy for school. It was $100, but instead she insisted on buying me a $100 necklace. I feel terrible. I'm not allowed to wear jewelry in the lab because it can get stuck in the machines, and I still need to buy the software. :(

I sound like I'm ungrateful. Sure, I'm thankful for everything people got me, but I really don't understand why we don't get each other things we actually need. Save the $10 you would've spent on a bottle of perfume and buy a new towel or a box of tampons. I know that's weird, but it'd be really nice to not have to buy that stuff myself. I mean my favorite gifts this year were the gift card for groceries, a space heater for my cold apartment, and the plate of cookies I got.

Why don't we get each other things we need instead of playing into some weird capitalist game?



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172,069 I ran an ad on craigslist looking for a Christmas Eve BJ. Got six replies. After swapping emails and trading pics I agreed to meet this 24 year old at her place. She had an awesome body but after fingering her I brought my hand to my face and she had an odor down there that just ruined it for sex. Made some excuse to avoid sex and had her take me in her mouth instead. Now I am not small penis-wise and have never met a girl to take it all the  way. Little by little I pulled her head deeper and deeper on my shaft. As it got deeper she said it's a bit too big for her but she kept at it. As I went deeper into her mouth she would moan and make gurgling sounds. A few times she pulled her head back, took a deep breath and coughed or gasped for air. Then I would gently pull her head back over my mushroom tip as I slowly pumped her mouth deeper and deeper until her nose was against my stomach.  The feeling was amazing. Like something I had never felt before. Finally, I was so turned-on I couldn't stop and warned her I was about to explode. She nodded, gurgled and moaned something giving  approval. OMG, I held her head tight against my belly as I came and came deep in her throat. She was trying to push me off but I held her too tight as I unloaded  multiple spasms It was the most amazing orgasm I could remember. Finally I released her head from my grip and she pulled back and  gasped for air.  There was a long string of juice between her mouth and my tip that she tried to catch with her hand but it dropped and splatted on her tits. Her mouth was open filled with  my deposit as it drooled from her mouth on to her body and lap. Her watery eyes were big as walnuts. She ran to the bathroom and came back a few minutes later and sat on the couch. She wiped her mouth and looked at me and said "Wow."  Thanks craigslist girl. You were worth every penny of the $40.



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172,068 Best Xmas present ever was seeing you again and feeling absolutely nothing.  I mean na-da. No pain.  No regret. No sadness, anger or hurt. No urge to say "hi". Nothing. The only thought that crossed my mind before I realized it was you was - "Jesus, creepy looking broad almost fifty and trying to look 20." And then I actually forgot you were there. Incredible. I guess you really are dead to me.  Thank God.



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172,067 You couldn't have written a letter, or made something. Fuck! Anything would've worked, I can't recall a time you said the words pretty, or beautiful or anything that remotely states your attraction. I'm not putting anymore in this.



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172,066 The other night I got into it (religion) with a guy friend of mine. He is christian and I am an atheist. I tell the guy (after many a different point were made) that, if one believes in God, one should also believe in Leprechauns, Unicorns and fairy dust. My friend laughs at me (!) and tells me, don't me silly, those are constructs of men. I answered, well yes and so is God.

And that is when he proceeded to verbally SHRED me to pieces. As in, a verbal assault. Out of nowhere. In the middle of a crowded public place. So loud and angry, it stopped other people in their tracks.

I rest my case. People who believe in organized religions are clinically insane.



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172,065 It took me a week to make a mixtape gift for you on your birthday. Several fucking sleepless nights. It's been a week and you've gotten through one song. If it were me I would've listened to that cd a hundred times by now and analyzed it cover to cover.



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172,064 Worst xmas ever. Not a single person, family or otherwise called or texted. To boot, I got dumped two weeks before xmas, and I'm being verbally abused at work.
The highlight? I was at church xmas eve, and while we were singing silent night, somebody behind me farted! It took everything I had not to burst out laughing.
That's my secret...insert glock in mouth.....click



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172,063 I can't believe you're breaking up with me on Christmas.



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172,061 God, I fucking hate Christmas. It makes me want to kill myself every year.



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172,060 You made a post about Christmas. A bunch of hoes commented "Merry Christmas". You pressed "like" on all of their comments. I commented "love you". You pressed "like" on my comment. You didn't comment that you loved me back. I know where I stand. I'm just as important to you as these hoes, but not MORE important. Now you're messaging me? I'm not responding. Go talk to your hoes. In fact, I'm not even going to answer when you call me until you write back that you love me too in the comments.



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172,059 I pulled a groin muscle. Tough to be hobbling around on Christmas day barely able to move. People have been very sympathetic and accommodating. I forgot to tell them that I pulled the groin muscle while jerking off.



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172,058 I wonder what women think when an ugly stranger adds them because they're beautiful.



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172,057 U stand out like a fuken soor thumb .



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172,056 I'm terrible bad with dates and times, but anyway, it's someone's birthday somewhere. Happy Birthday. If this doesn't apply to you, just put it in a pocket for use later.



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172,055 If we ever break up we must do it gently. These bad break ups are much too hard on all of us.



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172,054 Christmas is over and she just left.  She is my cousin's wife and I would give anything to fuck her.  I would probably be disappointed because she grew up a strict Catholic, but my God is she beautiful.  Of course I behaved like a gentleman, but I really would do anything to be with her for one night.

Damn, you think a 50-something year old guy would be above this.  I am not.  Merry Christmas LG.



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172,053 Talk all the shit you want my sweetheart...but I FUCKED you up the ass...



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172,052 Merry Christmas to all you Scrooges out there.. Jeez.



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172,051 There are people who don't enjoy Christmas.  Then there are people who enjoy not enjoying Christmas.



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172,050 I am not looking forward to visiting my mother this afternoon

I feel badly saying it but sometimes she is crazier than an outhouse rat

Yes, I would much rather sit here in my sweats and spend the day with my dog



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172,049 You were a lesson for me to learn how I don't want to be treated.

Merry Christmas, asshole!
Buh-bye

May you one day learn to be a better lover that you don't accidentally ram your cock up an anus when you're going for pussy...clumsy, inept fool!



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172,048 He's so good to me thus far

Into me...generous... a lot of fun...attentive...sweet...and good at cunnilingus

I wish I was physically attracted to him.



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172,047 Christmas is so much more peaceful now that I'm divorced...no more running around to multiple locations, having to stay long past the time I'd feel ready to leave, and getting annoyed by my inlaws...

If anything, I miss the economic stability of my first and only marriage
And not much else



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172,046 Fuck Christmas



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172,045 Christmas morning. Alone. Another lonely christmas. Only so many christmases left in the box of life for me. Will any ever be happy? doesnt seem likely. i should just take this sig sauer and blow my brains out. this sucks.



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172,044 172043. You're not part of the problem,You're part of the solution. Never change.



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172,043 Merry Christmas!



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172,042 Free of you making me feel like shit last Christmas time when  I discovered your lovely Craiglist  Ads...Any "we" Should've stopped right there but I tried to give you a chance...getting to do it in the Caribbean and then later on my favorite island...made it all worth it to get to have my fun in all theses places and see your poor character ....on your own dime



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172,041 Kinda crazy...and good...how last Christmas I was hurting from you breaking my heart

This one, no not that
And it feels good
But my heart is harder now
Meh.
You gave me a toaster oven
In the winter
Wanted to take me to the strip club
And have a dancer watch you fuck me In the summer

And you found me moody...yeah...



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172,040 My wife always expects me to read her mind. This drives me nuts and she knows it.



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172,039 You're a bad boyfriend.



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172,038 I've NEVER hated Christmas more than I do right now. Fuck it all.



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172,037 I grew up Catholic. Before I married my spouse, my in-laws forced me to convert to their non-Christian religion. I love my spouse (although not their family) and they have done a lot in the last few years to allow me to celebrate Christmas, but it feels hollow because we have to keep it a secret. When we eventually have kids, they will have to lie about celebrating Christmas. I have to do all of the family's lame traditions but I feel like a thief and a liar for celebrating my own. This absolutely kills me inside. I am not particularly religious but lately I have been feeling the need to go to Mass just so I can reconnect with my own tradition instead of being forced to constantly be involved with one I don't give a hoot about.



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172,036 My mother loves to argue, so I gave her an early Christmas gift.



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172,035 I never greet people. I never put on a smile and say "Hi Mike how are you?" It's so fake. I don't care how Mike is. Why should I ask. I'm told people dislike me for this. I'm told I should say hello to everyone. Oh I see, people don't like me because I refuse to ask fake questions. This is what bothers them about me? This is why they don't want to be my friend? Okay, don't be my friend, fine by me.



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172,034 My wife got drunk tonight (again) and went to bed. Guess I'll wrap all the presents by myself (again).



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172,033 I don't get it. It's all over the news how this hoverboard toy will spontaneously catch on fire. Airlines have banned people from bringing the toy on airplanes. Thank goodness. But I walk into a toy store today and there's a large display front and center selling hoverboards. The stores will do anything for a buck. They'll sell a toy which can burn your house down and kill your kids. They don't care. It's all about the money. I hope the store owners bring a hoverboard home to their own kids.........



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172,032 My wife is on her annual pre-christmas rampage. She picks a fight with everyone about everything. She does it every year this way. She's a difficult as can be. Anxiety about the holiday? Afraid I won't spend enough on her? Whatever. I'm so freaking tired of her and her tantrums. You know what I did wrong today? You know why I'm in the dog house? Our children and I were talking at dinner about embarrassing stories. Having your zipper down and that sort of thing. I mentioned that my wife used to have this friend from 20 years ago. The woman had a bladder control issue. Sometimes without warning she wet her pants. Our children thought this was hysterically funny. My wife became insanely mad that I told this story.... as if I betrayed her dearest friend in the world.... even though my wife hasn't seen the woman in 20 years. My wife isn't right in the head. I'm so tired of this shit.



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172,031 It's so sad to see how some people only have on-line facebook relationships. They chat with each other all day about the dumbest things. I mean really. The go to the trouble of asking on-line if a particular store will be open on xmas eve. Wouldn't it be easier and make more sense to simply call the store? Like you ask the question and then wait around for someone to answer? Yikes. Clearly you do it because you are desperate to make contact with on-line people. But all of you look ridiculous and pathetic.



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172,030 Best Christmas ever, when last year's felt downright tragic. Me, Myself and Eye have finally put ourselves back together. Well, almost. Soon.

Also: crows are monogamous. Or not. Whatever. We don't have a quorum, yet.



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172,029 Too funny. My ex-boyfriend's girlfriend (who is an old hag)  call my husband at his place of employment to harass him.   What she didn't count on was the fact that we really are separated and he could give a shit what she thinks.   He told me all about it was cracking up  about what a loser she was. I had already told him that she was my ex-boyfriend's cousin. He told me to stay away from them because they were crazy. I stay away from him because he's not good enough for me.



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172,028 Ladies...My man's cock is average at best...but he knows how to use it...



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172,027 My cock is pretty average - 6.5 inches long and about 4.5 inches around. I've never had complsints but then few women have been gaga over it either. Jusst average. Good enough for me, especially when it's spurting in her mouth.



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172,026 Sexiest part of any man?  His level of integrity.  The bigger the sexier.



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172,025 Sure, I want a man who wants to open the envelope

But I also want one who wants to read the letter inside

This sums up me and my quest for love not just lust.



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172,024 I don't care about penis size on a man, as long as he isn't super small.

I don't care about a woman's breast size, unless she is flat chested.  I care more about good breast shape and body shape.



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172,023 I am on one wild path...

And hey baby, there's menfolk out there that like my perfect 34B's just fine
So much has to do with attitude and how you work with whatcha got

Next big bird I ride gonna be a nice metal one requiring my passport before I get on it...
Caw caw, motherfucker



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172,022 My sugar daddy's cock is 8 inches long and about 5 inches around. I know because we measured it with measuring tape the other day. It was fun



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172,021 My cock size is amazing. My cock is 12" long and it's girth is about 10" wide. I can't fit any condom. All the women I have sex with love this giant thing ramming into their kidneys cuz my cock is so big......yeah bullshit, your cock is the same size as mine 6" and about 4" wide.



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172,020 I eagerly wanted to divorce me wife by now. I have to sell the house first. She'll make the divorce too difficult if we still own this house. So I'm trying to sell it first. She doesn't know a divorce will immediately follow the house sale. The crappy thing is, it's Christmas again and I have to play act like I'm happy and buy her presents even though I can't stand the sight of her. If I don't buy her anything she'll know something is up. This sucks.



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172,019 Ugh, I've just gotten off work and I'm already so bored and lonely. Stupid holiday. Can't wait to go back to work so I can interact with people. I'm so pathetic.



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172,018 I give to my family nearly everything I am. I strive for them,work hard so they can be well cared for. They are comfortable and loved. The thoughtless, reasonless idiocy displayed by them is embarrassing, disappointing. How, my child, are you so pointlessly dumb? Am I that horrible at my duties? What fault in my blood, my genes have I given you?
Where have I gone wrong?



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172,017 I wish Christmas was as magical as an adult as when I was a kid.  Now I just kind of dread it.  Nice to have days off from work though!



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172,016 My wife isn't a good person. Yet I always cave in and give her what she wants. I gotta get out of here.



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172,015 This has totally been my year! Next year will only be better!



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172,014 He was about 4.5" in length and 3.5" in girth. When I say below average, I do mean below average. Meh. Not my problem any more.



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172,013 I never realized how big my 8" dick was until I read about average penis sizes on the internet.  My dick is bigger than 99.5% of all men.  In a crowd of 1,000 men, only 5 have bigger dicks than I do.  It's almost 6 inches in circumference.  I'm only 5Ǝ", too.  

But before then, I had no clue.  Once I had a girl at my apartment and I had to take some condoms out of my roommate's drawer.  He's 6Ɖ", and I couldn't figure out why the condom was so tight on me.  It was painful.  I thought the condoms might have been old and shrunk, but nope, turns out I just had a big dick.

It's not that great, actually.  It's too large.  Women won't get on top of me and ride me.  They just lie on the backs with their teeth grimaced and their eyes bulged out.  Having a big dick isn't all it's cracked up to be.



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172,012 When he is a good guy that I can respect, size doesn't matter. When he turns out to be a liar on the con artist level, there's no need to work with what he has any more.

I mean, he couldn't maintain an erection with a condom on. He was fine, but as soon as the condom went on downhill from there. Sex all around was disappointment for me even though I made sure he got his. Like I said, relieved he turned out to be a jerk.



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172,011 I rarely have romantic dreams. (But I do have sexual ones.) Last night, the man I have a crush on held me in his arms and kissed me. That's all. I could feel his body close to mine. Somehow this is sadder than waking up after a sex dream and remembering I haven't had sex in over 3 years with no end to the drought in sight. *sigh*



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172,010 See?  When the heartfelt truth is spoken, size does matter -- so let's never again hear any of that patronizing,  politically correct bullshit spoken at other times that size doesn't matter.

Tits size matters too.



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172,009 My sister-in-law looks like a little boy wearing makeup and high heels.....



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172,008 You're a whore. And an absolute piece of shit. Hopefully the tables will get turned on you by your friend, ho-bag.



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172,007 If he can't stand being questioned about his action, then he's showing he knows he's wrong.



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172,006 About once a week my friends husband and I take a bath simultaniously in our respecive homes and sext each other until we both finish.
And it dawns on me that its really weird. Both our spouses are good people and good in bed, wtf is up with us?? Furthermore Why do I have no guilt? How can I still feel like a decent person with what we are doing??

This is not how I imagined I would ever behave.



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172,005 So no contact 3 days, I have to say I don't really miss him. I mean at first I was hurt, because he didn't want to be with me any more. Now, not really.

To be honest, he was on the small side. He made up for it with manual dexterity sometimes, but PIV was not really satisfying for me. I have a high libido, but I'm relieved that I'm not having sex with him any more.

The one thing he had going for him was that I thought he was a good guy with decent character. When he showed me that he really isn't I can see him for who he really is. Just a bald, overweight guy with a less than mediocre penis.

Of course, being the nice person that I am, I'll never tell him that.



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172,004 I work in the entertainment industry and it bewilders me that people who cannot even formulate a sentence are making millions. Try having a conversation with someone that strictly speaks in ghetto slang- it's like talking to a foreigner! Oh and this "famous" person & I are both born & raised in NYC.



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172,003 I'm going through a break up and not even broken up



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172,002 How strange. Whenever your name is mentioned, whether in writing or discussion, it seems very surreal. As if it's uttered underwater, or in a dream. Like that Poe quote, "a dream within a dream".



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172,001 I'm severely depressed and need attention . You would never know



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172,000 I'm in one room quietly jacking off while my wife is in the other room watching tv. There's something wrong with this picture.



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