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172,499 I knocked on 39 today. Nobody home. Took the philosophers pose on a nearby fallen log. My intellect jumped into action immediately to think deep thoughts like.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Hiked up my pants and went home glad I didn't become a private detective. Same case for 20 years and never send a bill.

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Despite how it may appear, I don't think that yelling at someone who's depressed and spinning out of control is a good way to effect positive change, and I am still very sorry about the way that all played out.

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I hope when Visa finally gets here that she and I don't have to play guessing games and drum up unnecessary drama because I AM so fucking weary of it.

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I don't know what's worse, having a rapacious sex drive with zero privacy or not having much of a sex drive and not needing any privacy at all.



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172,498 National trend: A demand for no more tests in school. I suspect the moms who complain about tests are the moms who spend no time helping their children with homework.  As a direct consequence their children get bad grades. Then the moms turn around and blame the test, saying their are too many and the children are too stressed. No, you are too lazy. That's the problem. Please don't drag down the hard working students and parents because of your shortcomings.



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172,497 People with high salaries pay more for health insurance. People with low salaries pay less. No mystery there. It sounds very fair to me. If your health insurance costs are higher, stop being so miserable. It means you make enough money to have a higher quality of life than others. Yes, there are other people who contribute to the fabric of society, but aren't fortunate enough to make your kind of salary. What? You don't think others contribute? Okay, clean your toilet bowls yourself.

(Now I've seen it all....... People are unhappy because they make more money than everyone else.)



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172,496 I had health insurance at my job and it was cheap.  Then Obamacare happened, the cheapest insurance was triple what I was paying.

Thank you job for inexpensive health insurance!



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172,495 Under a week since breaking up and while my mind tells me I did the right thing. He red flagged three times. Once was being controlling. Twice was being emotionally abusive using the underhanded sniping technique. Third was telling me he's trying not to be monogamous, because being with only makes me go crazy for me.

Shitty thing is my mind is right, but the rest of me misses him.



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172,494 I want my marriage to be over.



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172,493 I am supposed to be a genius but I would trade 30 points off my IQ and be a beer swilling moron if I could just have a wife and a kid and a dog and a home. I hate my life. I hate myself. I hate myself so much.



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172,492 I know a bunch of people that truly believe in astrology and mercury retrograde and they are some of the dumbest people. One of them even said to me that there are two types of people: those who believe in mercury retrograde and those who haven't had shit happen to them yet. What a fucking dumbass thing to say. These people walk around like it's a proven scientific fact, which it is definitely not. It never surprises me how many folks are really sheeple that will believe anything because it makes them feel good.



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172,491 I'm a truck driver, not a teacher.  I barely graduated high school, hated school, and was never any good at it.  Teachers make a ton of money, work about 8 months out of the year, and about 1/3 of their work is doled out to parents. Then they have the audacity to bitch about parents not taking an interest in their children's education.  Fuck you.  I am not a teacher.  Never even pretended to be one.  You are a teacher - It's your job - It's what we pay you good money to do, so fucking teach. How did this become 2/3 your job, and 1/3 my job? Stop sending my kids home with 2-3 hours of homework every night because you cannot get the concept across to these kids effectively. You all have degrees - you're all smart, right?  Figure it out.



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172,490 My teenage daughter is on birth control pills to regulate her hormones and keep her save just in case. They used to be $30 a month, under Obama care, it's all free.



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172,489 I switched over to Obamacare. It's wonderful. The services are much better. My children now get free dental. The cost is unbelievably cheap. I pay $230 a month instead of $1520 a month. Thank you Obama.



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172,488 I wish the other moms in my town would shut the fuck up already. They're on a kick demanding the schools give out less homework, fewer tests, and more recess. They think the stress is hurting the children. Gimme a fucking break. Children aren't being hurt or stressed when they have to sit still for an hour and read. Learning is good. Life isn't about recess! Children need to learn math and science! These nitwit mothers want their children to grow up to be nitwits too!



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172,487 My kids have unusual names. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Now I hate it. I hate their weird names. Be careful parents. You might think you're being cool by giving kids weird names, but take it from me, you'll regret it.



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172,486 He broke up with me 4 years ago. Right about when he joined the police academy. He said I wasn't supportive enough of his career. For a long time I sent him messages and called him to tell him I love him. I told him he was wrong, but he wouldn't respond and asked me to stop contacting him.

He then contacted me on his own, months down the line. There was no apology or reference to our break-up. He just wanted to see how I was doing, he came over, and very quickly we were making out. Before it went further though, I asked him what this was about and he indicated he had no intention of getting back together.

Fast forward to 2016. He still texts me once in a while, asking me what I'm wearing. If I'd put on a nice dress for him. Sometimes we sext, we each remember details of our intimate moments. He'll describe (Via text) that he misses my body, which parts, what he wants me to do to him. He asks me for pictures and I send them to him. In the moment I am so turned on and he feels so close to me, like we actually have some kind of trust or connection.

But then I'll send him a simple "how are you?" text a few days later and get no response.

When is this going to end? When am I going to fully realize that this is a waste? I know it in theory, but practically, as soon as I see a text from him I miss him like crazy.



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172,485 My wife will always do what's best for herself. She never thinks of me or our children. My son was in a holiday concert. He was so proud. My wife refused to attend. She said one of her mom friends called and wanted to go out for wine. This was reason enough for her to miss the concert. I've never heard of another mother who would miss her own child's concert, let alone miss it so she could drink.



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172,484 I fell for you so hard.  Harder than I ever got the chance to explain.  All I hope is that she makes you happy bc it didn't seem like she does.  I think you'd be so much happier with me, but I didn't have enough time to show you.  :(



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172,483 I like to read about near death experiences.  The thing that fascinates me is the consistency of the experiences reflected the understanding of the people of the time.  I read one from the 1840s.  The woman said at one point she stood and watched as her life was "acted out in front of her like a very accurate play."  Move forward to the 1970s, and a man calls it a "life review," and he watched as scenes from his life played out like "he was watching a movie."  Now people say they're "watching a hologram" of their lives.  From play in the 1840s, to movie in the 1970s, to hologram in the 2010s.  Everybody saying the same thing.  One woman saying during the experience she found herself in a "nursery" where a "woman with stars above her head" looked after the children.  She didn't know who the woman was, just she described what Catholics believe - Jesus' mother, Mary, is the "Queen of Heaven with a crown of stars."  Then two more people describe areas where infants and children have their broken bodies mended.  It's all just weird - so many people saying the same thing across centuries.  Makes you wonder if there's some sort of truth about it.



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172,482 Easiest way to find out if a woman is easy, check her friends and connections in her online profile.  If most of her friends are guys, like 70% or more, then yeah, she's easy.



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172,481 I will make sure to get all of you fired by the end of the year. That is my goal this year, before I used to pitty most of you but you know what I can be a bitch too. I know how your little gig works.  By the way can dress more decent even my 63 year old mother puts more effort in looking more presentable. And by the way what you eat or what products you used in your face . All of you look older than your age , some of you even have wrinkled faces yuck.  Wear some sunblock and quit spending so much time on the sun . Not even my mother had wrinkles in her face and she has never had anything done to her face.    Ciao stupido.



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172,480 You can follow me to every single site , I visit I don't give a rat azz . Seriously you and your losers friends .  I love my life and that only reason I don't socialize that much is because I can't stand fake and stupid people . I have nothing in common with you . I have live in three different continents , many cities , made a lot of money etc.. You don't expect someone like me wanting to hang out or be "pen pals" with a person who claims to be very educated but speaks like she was raised in the streets . I don't care how many titles a person has if you can't speak properly  and keep botching the English language I won't take you seriously . It's one thing if you were a foreigner or English was not your native language.  It's quite sad that a wealthy country such the USA expends more money in education than any other nation and yet there's plenty of people like your self and friends who chose not to speak correctly and have bad manners .  Get some pride in your language and quit acting so getto.



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172,479 448, he's still employed because no one is doing anything about it. Including you. Print everything out and go to the police!



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172,478 I went to a low cost clinic for some health issues I was having. I don't have insurance. I was prescribed medicine and told I need to change my diet. I did everything the doctor suggested but my symptoms are still the same and now I also have new symptoms that I think are side effects. The doctor says give it another month. This is something that can kill me.


I can't afford to get a second opinion. I don't know where to turn. I feel alone. I make 35k a year and have 2 kids. After going to the clinic and getting the prescriptions and buying groceries I'm broke.

What will happen to my children? This is stressing me out so much I think it is causing more issues.

All I wanted in life was to grow up and help people but I can't even help myself.



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172,477 Why do you give me what I feel like is a brush off

And then seem like you expect me to be all warm when we run into each other?

Oh, the joy of mutual places we frequent...
Wish I knew what was really in your head
This time last year I considered you a true friend



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172,476 I can be the life of the party
But nobody understands how lonely I feel sometimes inside
Wanna throw some shade at me? Call me Barbie?
I take it as a kind of compliment
And then I still go home alone and sleep only with my dog...
Regularly now that the rock on my right hand that was an engagement ring
Is now just a present
But that's another story

Apparently I am "intimidating"
As I've heard from some valued male opinions
I wish more people would just damn talk to me and start up a conversation!!



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172,475 My life peaked in senior year of high school. It was the happiest I've ever been. I was popular. I had the lead in the school play. I loved my teachers and I could tell they liked me. I had plenty of friends and was invited to plenty of parties. College was a drag. I didn't like the people. The working world was worse. So many ass kissers. I'm at a point where I hate my life. The trickle down is that because I hate so much, no one would dare be my friend anymore. I had a friend in high school. His name was Alan. After I went off to college, he stayed in our hometown and killed himself. I never understood why. Now I do. I think he had it right. Leave the party at it's peak.



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172,474 I want to explode -- cry -- die -- run away. Without my knowledge my wife has been trading in the stock market with our life savings. She lost 25% of our money. I worked for 20 years to make the money and she's been so carefree about losing it. She's not even sorry, not one iota sorry. She tells me that's the breaks. She had no business investing our money. None what so ever.



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172,473 I try not to think about what I'd do if I won he lottery. I think it jinxes my chances.



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172,472 My wife is constantly angry. I ask her why. She either has no answer. Or she dredges up something from years ago. Like what? She's angry because 4 years ago I gave her a Christmas present of new dishes. But I only gave her 8 servings. All these years later she suddenly thought I was cheap for not getting her servings for 10. Mind you, they were fancy dishes. The servings for 8 cost over $300. Anyway, I said that how they sell it, servings for 4. I bought two sets to get 8. She then says I should have spoken to the store manager and bought half a extra set. She said if I cared about her that's what I would have done. I asked why it was so important to have 10 instead of 8. There are only 4 of us in house. She had no reason why it had to be 10. But all this makes her angry with me.



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172,471 172470 my heart hurts for you.  You can do so much better than this bs.  Throw him to the curb and leave.  Believe me, if he acts this way now, what do you think would happen if you were married?



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172,470 My boyfriend of 9 years does things to make me feel bad. All the time. When he does things that will supposedly make me happy, he beats me over the head with it later. And it's never worth the experience. The worst part of it is, often, he starts the guilt process even before he does said nice thing, sometimes without even telling me about it, he's just had the THOUGHT to do something kind. I can tell when he is planning on doing something nice for me because he will be extra argumentative, bring up things from the past (like I left the tv on, misplaced his lighter, sent him a text while he was busy, or I snored during the night) and try as hard as possible to make me feel like shit about things I've done and even things I haven't done, such as not answering a text for an hour that I didn't know was there.

We are about to go on the first real vacation he's ever taken me on since our first getaway when we met 9 years ago. He's been on others, just not with me.  Just yesterday, he couldn't find something I had never even seen before and said I had hidden it from him. He left saying, "Just so we're clear, you have destroyed my entire day."  I searched for it all morning and around noon, I texted him for a better description of the item (my mind was foggy on the description because he woke me up at 6am to look for it and I was half asleep). He said he had found it after I went back to bed. Wow, thanks for telling me. This happens almost daily now. Today, he just blew up my phone about how he is putting out all this money and I don't give a damn because I won't respond. Sorry...I was just making your kids breakfast.

I think of how this is our first vacation and how vicious he can turn for doing the simplest thing...he has already begun treating me extra terribly and we haven't even gone yet. I can't imagine what I'm in for upon return, once this trip has actually happened.  Maybe with a knife in my back for a souvenir.



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172,469 Yoga pants are proof that there is a god...



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172,468 Just deactivated Facebook and Instagram!  Bye!!



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172,467 Who cares what everyone thinks?
Wear what you want! If someone doesn't like it, well... They can look away!



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172,466 I broke my own heart when I left him. I don't know how I will ever survive this.



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172,465 I've learned to renew my prescriptions on a Saturday just before the doctor's office closes. The doctor is always in a rush to get out of there, so he doesn't bother to ask any question. He gets the nurse to call in the meds to the pharmacy asap so they can leave.  If I instead call on say a Tuesday morning, the doctor gets on the phone and asks how I'm feeling and all sorts of shit. This is of course something I want to avoid. So Saturday works much better.



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172,464 Yoga pants should be worn with nothing under neath. Heaven. Looks silly when we can see your undies.



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172,463 So the only people that hit me up, want drugs or want to sell me drugs. Sigh. Now I have to block all these numbers.

36/F



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172,462 Yoga pants. I believe 98% of women really should not wear them. What do you think?

27/f



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172,461 My next girlfriend is going to be a man. I'm done dating women. Too much insanity.



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172,460 Yoga pants to women are like sweatpants to men. I can basically feel like I'm leaving my house in my pajamas while still looking well dressed...what's not to love?



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172,459 Thanks in a strange way for standing me up tonight and making me feel foolish...for a lesson, not a date...

Hope nothing bad happened to you, as I tried to contact you
But I didn't go home and curl up in a ball regardless
I went elsewhere
And practiced the sport I love

And I had another male say "I scared him"
I like this.



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172,458 In another 10 years or so, labels like Mr. Mrs. Miss and Ms. will all be replaced by the one-size fits all Mx.



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172,457 I finally did it. I have a good job, nice house,  nice car and a wonderful fiance. Bills are paid with money left over to actually do stuff. I should be happy but I still feel like shit. Maybe even worse than before. I'M A FUCKING MAN GODDAMMIT! I'm supposed to be tough and strong. I'm supposeto laugh right in depressions stupid fucking face!  I should kick sadness in its nuts and go on about my day like it's nothing. Instead I hope everyday that I am killed in an accident. Or have a stroke or heart attack so when I die it won't be at my own hands and nobody will know how truly weak and pathetic I really am.



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172,456 I've learned so much about people by being on the internet. Basically, if I'm right about a fact, and they are wrong, they will then make a personal attack against me.

Most people are immature. I'm surprised our society manages to progress at all. I think there's a few people like me who make it happen. Then there's everyone else trying to kick the good guys in the teeth.



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172,455 Wow. I didn't know my heart could hurt for so long.



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172,454 I am being abused and no one would suspect it.



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172,453 Sitting here, thinking about all the bad things that might happen as a result of winning the Power Ball jackpot. In the very least, I know when I go, there is a 100% chance that I can't take it with me. All that wealth, having done NOTHING to deserve it. Sweet dreams....



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172,452 I got a job at NASA and all they did was a saliva test-- passed with no problem. Totally smoked weed last night and am a heavy smoker.



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172,451 445: I too wish that there were more of you!



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172,450 #172370 is me. 55 yr old guy. I mentioned how I miss making a woman cum with my lips/tongue/fingers. I am now finding myself wishing I'd meet a younger woman (maybe 30's or 40's - of course younger would be great too) that would love for me to do that for her. Maybe a woman dissatisfied with her marriage/relationship. Maybe her bf/husband is not willing to take the time to please her.

Other than paying for it or Craigslist (which would be worse than paying for it) I'm not sure how I'd make this happen.



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172,449 I love being bisexual.  Sex with men and women!



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172,448 I know a school bus driver who gets on Facebook and tells dirty perverted jokes about picking up young underage girls in a vehicle, with sexual implications.

WHY IS THIS MAN STILL EMPLOYED AS A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER??????



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172,447 She was a stupid cunt to leave. If I could have that huge dick of yours every single night for the rest of my life I wouldn't even so much as look at another man. Ever.



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172,446 Whenever I see Kaley Cuoco on TV begging for money to help the animals, I lose a little sympathy. She makes $1 million an episode? She could solve the whole fucking problem and never miss the money. But somehow it's working (or unemployed) schmucks who are supposed to give whatever's left of their increasingly worthless salaries.

Get out of my face, Kaley, if you think I'm buying your act you're even stupider than your character.



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172,445 I stand up to incompetent and corrupt authority. I have no problem getting in the face of the person in charge and asking for an explanation of what he or she is doing. And if I at all smell something fishy, I'm going to come after you with everything I've got.

I've been threatened with arrest 6 times in the last 5 years. Of course nothing came of it. It was a corrupt public official trying to intimidate me. Fuck you asshole. It just shows you are desperate and that I'm on the right track. It adds fuel to my fire.

I wish there were more people like me. Understandably people are afraid to speak up when they see something wrong. But they shouldn't be. There are many more good people in this world than bad people. In the end, the good people will win. Have no fear, if you see somebody doing something wrong, please say so.



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172,444 I almost knocked on 29 today. The new car, the knickknacks in the windows, the lawn art pressed tightly together on the deck. It all added up. But the position seemed a little off so I stood there vacillating and trying not to look like I was casing the joint.



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172,443 I guess I used to think being fat would have more of a feeling to it. I don't feel fat. Then I catch my reflection and I'm like, Oh.



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172,442 Really feel sorry for the guy who can't touch his wife while sleeping.  One of the best parts of my relationship with another man is sleeping together when we can.  He usually falls asleep on his back before me and when he does all I have to do is put my arm over his chest and I can feel his entire body relax -- and he starts purring like a kitten.  Guy's wife doesn't know what she's missing!



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172,441 172436 get out of that marriage. Your wife sounds like a total cunt! 24Yr/married/F



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172,440 I strongly suspect most yoga pants have never been in a yoga class. Women wear them as a very revealing fashion statement. Women want people to see the exact curve of their buttocks and in many cases because of the sheerness of the fabric, women are letting people see their butt crack itself. Yoga pants are a way to be legally naked in public, nothing at all to do with yoga. I'm not complaining, except it's a double standard. Women complain that society has made them into sex objects and that perverted men are staring. What horse manure. Women intentionally walk around with their butt crack showing.



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172,439 I love being gay.  I think it's way better than being straight.



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172,438 Boys in middle school coming out of the closet and announcing they are gay. Just no! Where are the parents to stop them? How messed up!



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172,437 I met a doctor who says concussions from school sports are nothing to worry about. He says parents and the media make too much of it. I was shocked. Kids died form being hit in the head. NFL football players have been shown to have extensive brain damage. But it's nothing to worry about?

On further investigation, his medical practice is all about treating kids who got a concussion through sports.

Oh now I see. He makes money when kids get concussions. He profits from it. If parents pulled their kids from sports, doc wouldn't be able to pay his mortgage. Lo and behold, the good doctor tells us that parents should keep right on letting their kids get whapped in the head.

I'm disgusted at the motivations of some people!



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172,436 I hate my wife. Hate her 100%. She does so many unpleasant things. Every night I'm on pins and needles. She has a rule that my body is not allowed to touch her body in any way while we are sleeping. No contact at all. I'm not even talking sexual contact. I'm talking about no hugging or spooning or anything. She says it wakes her up.

So I cling to my side of the bed. I'm try to stay so close to the edge that at times I've fallen off. Not pleasant to fall out of bed when sleeping.

The other thing that happens is sometimes I'll shift position and accidentally my hand will touch my wife. That's worse than falling out of the bed. She'll immediately start yelling at me. It's the middle of the night and I'm awakened by her screaming, "What the fuck is wrong with you???? Your hand touched my shoulder!!!! Get the fuck away from me!!!!" It's really not possible for me to easily roll over and fall back asleep after that. This is what I put up with in this bad marriage. For now anyways. Ug, she's an awful person.



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172,435 This one psychotic lady up our street abandoned her child and killed another. So we heard. We heard that she was prostituting with the first child. Got caught with her drug addict African American pimp. I've always wanted to ask her, was dick really that important over your baby? Since nobody else has asked her, but I'm sure have really thought about asking. Then after that a neighbor said she threw her 2 month old baby in the garbage can, and killed it. Like dude are you serious! Talk of the town also say she had another child that she with holds from the community to rarely see.  I think she's embarrassed to let everyone see how she's neglected this poor child. For those that have seen this poor baby, We were told that this child's teeth are rotten to the core, over weight and can't even read or write, or talk yet. And this kid is 8 years old already.
How could females this perverted, dirty and lazy even have the chance to bare children?
Incompetent women; will not even call them mothers, to us they are women, and women only!!! Even lady is to flattering, besides mother, or mom. These sorts don't deserve such a responsible title. Just saying...They shoul not be able to conceive and be forced to use birth control. Well the secret is she's already close to 50 and never payed taxes and worked hard for the things she has or has owned. I don't think she's ever carried a job longer than two years. We sense nobody will hire her because of this as well.  She's never had no work history or work experience like most people do.
She keeps that up, and one day she'll have her child token away.



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172,434 We will all die. This makes me so sad.



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172,433 I finally left him, 5 years later. I know it needed done but I am still heartbroken. I did it to myself :(

I don't know how I'm going to survive this..



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172,432 Whenever I see a straight person say they hate men or they hate women, I am very grateful to be gay.

Heterosexuals have it so very rough.  No joke.



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172,431 My secret is the same one we all have. An end comes for us all. Life is about trying to enjoy life. My secret is that I know this. And now you do, too. I'm staring at an hourglass. The sand is at the bottom. Our position in life is relative, just as is every object's position in the entire universe. I'm no more sitting upright than sitting upside down. The sands are no more at the bottom that at the top of the glass. There is no need to turn it over.

And now you do, too.



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172,430 56m, wife just died. Eveytime I hear our thoughts and prayed are with you, I want to punch someone. I'm sure they don't know what else to say and are trying to be nice. But still.



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172,429 What I'd give to run my fingers through your hair
Touch your lips, to hold you near,

And I'll love you, Always



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172,428 I'm in love with you, J...still. For whatever that's worth. Was it even real? I know my feelings were. I also know I'm sorry for anything I did that may have caused you pain. Hurting sucks, I know. Loving you felt real good though. I miss feeling hopeful. It was nice to hope.



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172,427 There is no love out there. I am just done. I have lost all hope.



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172,426 A man who has beard looking down upon a slave standing over a park. A statue that consists of three, one woman and two children looking towards the man and the slave. A gospel choir can be heard from blocks away on a Sunday morning in a DC church on a hill where a community comes together to learn about the gospel. The doors are always open at this church during the daytime till the early hours of the evening. Once you walk in you will see three big doors, then you will see all of Saints on the Wall from each century.



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172,425 On a dare I tried to go grocery shopping with my husband with a small vibrator in my pussie. Didn't work. Kept falling out when I had to walk. Too bad. Fun idea.



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172,424 I feel very vulnerable when I'm lying there naked with my legs spread and a man with his erect penis is starting to push himself into my vagina. Yes, I choose to be in this situation, but why? I don't like feeling so exposed. I don't think men feel the same way. Their legs aren't spread. They aren't wide open like I am. Besides, men are stronger. There is little I can do to hurt a man. But when I'm open like that, a man can do anything he wants to me. It's not a good feeling. I can understand why women might not like sex on some subconscious level.



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172,423 Dr. Robert Hare, developed a checklist called The Hare Psychopathy Checklist-Revised which is a diagnostic tool of 20 traits
assessed by a scoring system used to rate a person's antisocial behaviors.
I once was in a relationship with someone who had all 20 and when I was shown this I had to do some serious inner work.
I am fine now and there is an upside.
You survive one of those you can survive anything.



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172,422 When a fat chick sits with a pissy face putting decorations up for the holidays is epically funny as well. How Ironic how those people that poke fun at other people's looks, now have double chins, guts bigger then their breast. And can no longer sit Indian style do to their obesity. So placing ponsettas on a wreath on the floor is no place for fat chicks. But you can't tell a pissy lookin narcassist this because in their mirror. Yup they only see themselves as beautiful and perfect. Poor things I guess that's the by product of having parents that always lied to them as children. Karma always has a funny way of catching up though. In this Christmas picture we were all staring at we noticed how her sister was the one putting up her stocking's with such a brilliance, light, smile and positive energy. The sister would poked fun by this pissy squared face sister. Now she's the most beautiful, thinner, smarter, and get this nobody's ever gotten the sense that she's wierd, cruel, mean, unforgiving, perverted, two faced,jealous, or competitive. But has a tender, authentic, sincere love for God. Kicker you can also see it in her attitude,behavior and on her face. ;)



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172,421 We rigged the 8th grade spelling bee so one student in need of an ego boost would win. It was worth it to see her beam in delight! She really deserved some joy in her life. Sorry to everyone else.



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172,420 Is it bad that I want to text my ex asking him to remind me how cruel he was to me and how he wanted to bang other women? That would make this post break up phase easier on me.

Hi. Can you remind me why you are bad for me? K. Thanks!



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172,419 Women can be awful too.



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172,418 I never knew how strong I was until I had to forgive someone who wasn't sorry and accept an apology I never received.



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172,417 Today I got fired over the phone.  Ouch.



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172,416 I fucking hate men, they dont have consciences or sense of duty or humanity. THey take, hurt, and manipulate with no remeorse unless they stand to lose something by doing so.



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172,415 I hate buying from Amazon.  They are completely fucked up.  I bought a wireless mouse from them and they forgot to fucking include the adapter.  They also kept rejecting my card, saying I had no money in my account.  I have plenty of money in my account, I can use my card on all online stores, all real life stores, and all restaurants.

After boycotting Amazon, I started trying out a wide variety of stores, and I love it.  I'm not limited to just Amazon.  This might sound silly, but it's so freeing not restricting myself to one store and getting screwed.  I'm getting much better service too.



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172,414 Don't get married......if you're entire relationship is based on sex. Newsflash...there are many other enjoyable things you can do with women. The alternative? Sex if you're very lucky, and living alone, take your pick.



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172,413 MEN: don't ever get married. It may sound good now, but the same ol woman year after year gets OLD, you know this, deep down! Plus, most married women stop putting out.  But even if they claim they put out all the time, the same old same old will kill you.
you know this deep down.



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172,412 There's this unbelievably insecure and pissy little woman who works for the same company I do, and she HATES me for no reason at all.  I can barely remember talking to her.  Luckily she works in another department, but every time she passes me in the halls, she GLARES at me with smoldering hatred and gives me the silent treatment.

So at the latest company party, she showed up with a date.  The fellow and I spoke very briefly -- he asked me where the bathroom was, and I told him.  He left and I assume peed. But Little Pissy Lady saw him talking to me, and for the remainder of the event kept him corralled off in a corner as far away from me as possible, and kept sending those nasty GLARES across the room at me.

OH, now I get it -- she thinks I'm prettier than she is, and she's hopping mad about it.  Well, I sort of am.  And I'm about 15 years younger.  But the idea of being her romantic "rival" in anything is hilarious.  I've been married for 17 years and have no intention of ever leaving Dear Husband or looking for anything on the side.

Besides, Pissy Lady has this sour little perpetually scowling face that rather resembles the ass end of a wildebeest.  If she's going to HATE HATE HATE every other woman in the world who she suspects of being more attractive than herself, she's got a LOT of hating to do.



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172,411 I think my wife is a lesbian, or that she's just realizing she's a lesbian.  It happens.  I have two friends who after years of marriage and kids, had their parents announce they were gay and left the marriage.  My wife and I have been married 15 years.  For the last half of it, she's barely shown any romantic interest in me.  We're great friends, though, but that's all we are.  We're a team when it comes to raising our kids.  But... no sex... no kissing... Even holding hands isn't done anymore.  It's a little sad.

I now see the writing on the wall.  She'll leave when our kids are grown.  I'll be alone.  I remember her friends "joking" long ago that she was a lesbian.  Her short hair should have been a sign I guess.  I'm also realizing that many women I dated in my youth are still not married, almost like I had a thing for lesbians.  I just don't know what's going on.



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172,410 What does a zombie like me want more than anything in the world?

The lady I didn't think I'd ever see again.

Plus the lady I never thought I'd see at all.

Two sexy brains I can nibble on for years and years.



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172,409 I don't know what the big deal is with solitary confinement in prison. I'd love to be in solitary confinement. The alternative is to hang around in the lunchroom and showers with a bunch of horny criminals. No thanks. If every I was sentenced to prison, I'd punch the guard or something to make sure I get solitary confinement for my entire sentence.



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172,408 I believe my wife has contacted a divorce lawyer. Everyday, 10 times a day I track the location of her phone. She spent over an hour at a nondescript office building by the side of the highway. Today I drove into the parking lot. There's about 10 offices in the building. Two are lawyers. This is it. I think she's leaving me.



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172,407 I will be waiting on you when the sunrise. I will be waiting on you girl you know I will.

Ayi....I love you. But it pains me you have a bf already.



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172,406 All companies monitor computer usage.



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172,405 I'm starting to wonder if my computer use is beig monitored by my employer.  Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I don't like his job and I've been finding myself going to a lot of sites I shouldn't be going to at the office.  So the possibility exists.  

On Monday, right before I left for the day, someone from IT came into my office and asked me to keep my computer on so she could log in from my workstation.  I know a bit about IT, so on Tuesday I checked the task manager processes and services to see if anything was installed to monitor me.  Didn't look like it.  Besides, if they were IT and wanted to see what I was doing, they would have waited until I left for the day and then logged in as administrators, right?  It's not like they would have told me they were monitoring me.

On Tuesday, I boot up my computer and it goes to the boot up screen, as if it hadn't been shut down properly.  But I did shut it down right the night before.  Somebody must have been on the computer after I was.

On Wednesday, I log into my computer and get a network message about everything going on with computer is property of the company.  I've seen this message before... maybe it's not a big deal.  It's a network upgrade, probably.  But I leave my computer on to see what happens.

This morning I boot up my computer and see another message about the computer not being shut down properly.  Huh?

Like I said, I was in IT once.  Most companies I've been with block certain websites, disallow employees from deleting their browsing history, and only check on employees if they suspect something's up.  But none of them, even the Feds I worked for, actually actively monitor all usage unless they're in a secret facility.  I think I'm being watched.  Now I just use my phone.



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172,404 My condolences, 399.



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172,403 Yes, this. It's a deal with the devil. No one reads the fine print. You might feel some pain. You probably won't care. It won't end well.



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172,402 I will be traveling for work this weekend, if I win powerball I won't be ever coming home to my wife. I will gladly give her half to never listen to her nag and bitch at me



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172,401 Your butt stinks.



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