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172,699 It's easy to forget when all I hear is the bad stuff. The constant hum of how I'm not good enough. That I could do more.

Do you really believe that or is it how you try to keep me?

It's worked for so long.

To everyone outside, I'm beautiful. I'm kind, I'm smart. I'm a good person.  You're lucky to have me. No one understands how we work, you and I.

You're mean, chubby, bald, short and short tempered but funny.

I tell everyone it's because you make me laugh. That's how I fell.

But your words, the unfunny ones, the cruel, cutting, burning ones, those are the ones that are killing every finer feeling I ever had for you. You haven't made me laugh in so long. I don't even remember when.

I need to end this, but life is making it too hard, no money, no way but to stay together to keep this going.

Yet, inside, I'm dying, broken.I will live and I will die this way.  

I never wanted much. Never asked for much. Just a small, safe, kind life. Somehow I ended up with a small mean one.

I keep trudging along, helpful, kind, hopeful that maybe karma will find me.

Hope is the worst. Biggest heartbreaker out there.

Anyway, that's my secret.



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172,698 When I talk to friends, family, or coworkers about an issue, I can't tell if they agree with me because I'm making a valid point. Or if they agree with me so I'll stop talking and go away. I think it's the second option.



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172,697 I worked for state government for a few years.  My boss and a lot of my co-workers were obese black women who had been there often for a long time, since they pay well and nobody ever gets fired.  Thing is, they were - almost every single one - completely unqualified.  They couldn't write or read anything detailed or complicated, they couldn't manage time, technology, or people.  It pissed me off, all these huge, unpleasant, completely useless women walking around with an air of extreme entitlement and absolutely no desire to improve themselves in any way.



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172,696 A student of mine made me some cotton candy.  It was a sweet gesture on her part.  Too bad I found 3 hairs in it.  One that looked like an arm hair, one that is an eyelash, and one that is her chemically processed and dyed head hair.  She is a culinary arts major and an amateur caterer.  I would never hire her.  :(



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172,695 Just looking at some of our old pictures and listening to a video I took of you snoring after you insisted you didn't ...makes me feel so very sad...
I need to stop doing this and figure out how to give myself closure...because you certainly won't now
You were good though for
1) travel
2) sweet words and promises
3) diamond solitaires not to be backed up (thank the lawd!)
4) STI's
5) multiple lies

And learning how
To say my buh-byes



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172,694 Were you really inside of me last night?
Me moaning and urging you to "give it to me" right before you came?
It had been too long for me
Not that your ass seemed to mind
I had to put "us" on ice till...well, now..

We are so fucking inappropriate
And then fit together like a missing puzzle piece.



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172,693 It's pretty dumb how some people are saying innocent Muslims should not condemn terror attacks done in the name of Islam because it doesn't involve them.

You're being asked to say something is wrong.  You are not saying you're guilty of anything.  You're being given a chance to stand up for the good  your religion or creed does.

I'm white, male, and Catholic,  Look at how easy it is to do this, people:

As a white man, I condemn the injustices those of my race have perpetrated on peoples of color.  We are all equal regardless of our races.

As a man, I condemn the idea that being male somehow makes me superior to women.  We are all equal regardless of our gender

As a Catholic, I condemn the cover up the Vatican did of child sexual a uses.  It was vile and disgusting.

See how easy it is??



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172,692 She doesn't seem to understand that once the trust bond is broken, it takes a long time to repair.  You can forgive, but it doesn't mean that your forget. After one, two or three events, you can no longer trust and you become suspicious of everything.  And I mean everything, back to the beginning of time.



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172,691 I wish I could be happy with a good guy



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172,690 I so much want to go down on a woman who really enjoys it. I want to see her beautiful pussy. I want to taste her juices and have them all over my face and fingers. I want to suck and kiss and lick her clit. I want my tongue inside her.

I want her to cum for me.

m/55



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172,689 I still love him. We aren't good for each other. He hurts me. I run. That hurts him. God, when will I stop loving him? I wish we could just erase pages out of our life's book.



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172,688 Democrats/liberals sure aren't perfect (see: the Obamacare debacle) but I sure as hell would rather live in a place with New York Values than the cesspool of Texan Values, where women, minorities, non-Christians and immigrants are all second class citizens!



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172,687 God I'm horny. I want dick.



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172,686 There's a difference between deactivate and deleting your account. Read up on it.



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172,685 The insurance companies are upping your costs, not Obama.  They're pissed they're no longer making AS much of a huge profit as before, so they're taking it out of you.  Obamacare can't fix the fact that big corporations are profit-driven Satanists.



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172,684 The things you humans do to each other makes me ashamed



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172,683 Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot I only exist when you need something.



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172,682 I wonder of those all those obese people who are 'happy' about there size and 'loving life curves and all' Will still feel the same way in 30 years when they are immobile, unable to care for themselves or anyone else and wiping there asses with toilet brushes.



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172,681 I have four Facebook accounts in various fake names. They are very useful. I look at people from my past and they have no idea it's me. Also, when I join a Facebook forum I'll sign up with two different accounts on two different days. The Admin has no idea it's me with both accounts. I'll only post with the first account though, and never post with the second. That way if I get banned with the first account, I can still see what people are saying about me with the other account.



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172,680 172640 no you can never leave fb. Pretty much everything you do is kept somewhere online for someone with the technology (the NSA) to find.

but you can make it difficult, I have two accounts, one for my family and co-workers and people I'd like to network with one day. I never go on the page, maybe once every six months. I post on there extremely minimal stuff. But my personal page, I spelled my name different, didn't put my actual city, i actually put I lived in a different country. No one can find me unless they go through a friend of a friend, if not, no luck.



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172,679 My wife does the bare minimum sexually. It's just enough so she can claim she participated in sex with me. She's missing the entire point of a loving physical relationship. I hate her stupid mind games.



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172,678 Sometimes you just have to hang in there to see what happens, give things a chance to work out. That is the obligation you suffer when you take the oath. We can't take anything back without suffering a subtle, yet, severe penalty.



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172,677 When i was 14 i fell asleep on a long bus ride only to awken to a stranger fondlin my penis. It was dark. I was so shocked and ashamed I didn't move and let him continue. I was amazed to feel good as he did it, over the shame and was even more amazed when the joy reached a maximum level and i spurted what i thought was pee all over myself and his hand. He was breathing heavy and though I had my eyes closed I knew he was licking his fingers. I pretendedd to be asleep but my ears were buzzing with a million qeustions, feelings and sensations, not the least of which was shame and embarrassment. Now i have to be blown on a bus or in a theater to get maximum pleasure and hardness.



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172,676 When a fat lady has a sour puss face, as she was helping her mother with Christmas decor these holidays. She sat on the floor wrapping presents. With such a poker face, didn't look cute at all and neither did her pot belly. Guess karma has a funny way of showing itself. Especially,  when your to busy focusing on everybody else's weight but never your own. So sad she was so fat that she could no longer sit Indian style to wrap those gifts.



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172,675 I miss you, crazy baby.
I shouldn't.



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172,674 Kohl lined eyes
And a casualness to it all

I have given up on faithfulness entirely
And that goes both ways



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172,673 I recently had a woman express interest in me. Sexually.

Not only am I surprised at that, but I'm also worried. I don't know if I'm *up* to the task.



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172,672 I will never be sorry for you loving you.  I have always loved you unconditionally and always will love you unconditionally. I still believe in you after everything. I wish that it is you by my side in the future.



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172,671 I work on the circulation desk at the library. I've checked out your books with cum in my tum. 41F, married mom of two



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172,670 I am convinced that Donald Trump's whole run for the Presidency was engineered by Bill Clinton so that Hillary would be the better choice, therefore securing the election for her.



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172,669 I'm sorry for having such a weak heart



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172,667 I think the Queen of hearts was right. When she said "I run and I run but continue to stay in place." Many years later and she's still in the same rut. ;) terrific!



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172,666 I'm a devote respectable, we'll mannered, modest Christian. Who is a Sunday school teacher that enjoy's teaching their children in class about cocks.

This Sunday I will be teaching intro to baking dick licking cupcakes. ;)
And no please don't call me perverted because I'm not o.k.



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172,665 Why are you so stupid, ignorance isn't attractive just saying. Knowledge is feble if one has known No wisdom. As to why you can never grow or change. Ignorant people never do.

- 30 year old & never worked
(In need of a real job)



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172,664 I think the wicked witch was right,
What a cruel world.



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172,663 12 years ago I was sick and went to ER. No insurance they wouldn't work with me on payments. They were going to take my house away! I cashed in my retirement to pay.
I'm sick again. I have only this house and nothing else. I really think I would rather die in my home than pay the bill and become homeless. I am frightened.



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172,662 People close their eyes when they sneeze. This is hard wired behavior so we don't get germs in our eyes.

In parallel, guys close their eyes when they ejaculate. Obviously this must happen so guys don't get semen in their eyes.

Wow. I'd like to see that. A guy who cums so big that his semen shoots all the way up to his face.



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172,661 It's so sad to see my wife interact with her two "friends". They are pushy drunken sluts. All three go out for dinner and the two never shut up. Constant babbling about themselves. They never let my wife speak. They never ask my wife about her life. Everything is about them. I think they ask my wife along so they'll have someone to drive them home. They aren't friends. They are users.



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172,660 I have become a whore for your affections, however meager and inconsistent they may be.



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172,659 At work we get nothing done. All we do is endless meetings. People use the meetings to hear themselves talk. The company lacks leadership. The boss is too afraid to ask people to stay focused. These meeting go off on hour long tangents. This place is going belly up. The poor investors are going to lose everything. I wish I could let them know. Or better yet, I wish I could run the place.



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172,658 I wish I knew how to not give a fuck about what people think of me. I am so self conscious about anything I say. It's daily torture thinking about how stupid and insecure I sound and what people think of me. I just said something dumb on Facebook. From now on, I'll make a habit of posting dumb things on here anonymously instead in front of people I know, because I also have an urge to share my feelings. I'm an open person, but I have to be more careful. Sorry, everyone, for inflicting my dumbness on you.



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172,657 I did it. I met the pregnant hooker and spurted cum all over her face, tits and huge belly. I couldn't believe how big her nipples were. So hot.



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172,656 I don't understand why healthcare is so expensive.  Even with Obamacare, companies still want a lot of money for healthcare.



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172,655 Rocky died. Thought you would want to know.



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172,654 I think so many teachers are fakers. They don't have some magic which allows them to transfer knowledge to students. No way. They are failed writers, failed musicians, failed athletes. After they failed, they needed a job, so they went into teaching, becoming english teachers, music teachers, and gym teachers. Our kids are in the hands of people who failed.



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172,653 It's funny how all the other first world countries have free health care but the U.S. doesn't. Healthcare shouldn't be for profit.



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172,652 Teaching your children to hunt robs them of all compassion and humanity and creates cold, hard psychopaths. You are living proof.



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172,651 I will tell a friend if she has a poppy seed stuck in her teeth. But I won't tell my husband. It's one of the ways I can be a little bit mean, but plausibly innocent at the same time. "No, I didn't realize you've been walking around all day with a poppy seed in your teeth." Yes I knew. I enjoyed seeing it there and thinking what an oaf you are.



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172,650 I'm a guy. Translation, I'll fuck any woman who comes along. Or so I thought. I began to realize there are some woman who are "off". There's something about them. It's not that they are fat or ugly or anything like that. It's their personality. Not sure how to describe it. They try too hard to impress. They talk too much. There is nothing sensual about them. There is nothing feminine. They have a tough outer shell. They don't seem sincere or warm.

It finally occurred to me who they remind me of.... men. They are kind of like men in female bodies. Is this what women have to put up with when they date men? Cold hearted robots. I feel bad for women.



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172,649 It's amazing how much real estate brokers lie.



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172,648 When I stop by a deli to buy lunch, I order two sandwiches. I get one for me, and then I put stand there and half mumble, "Now what did he say he wanted... oh that's right...  make the second sandwich a roast beef..."

Both sandwiches are for me. I don't need the deli workers or any of the other customers to think how piggy I am, so I pretend to be buying the second sandwich for someone else.



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172,647 I went to an Asian massage parlor intending to get a massage and a handjob.  But something happened... things got too passionate.  I told the Chinese woman to lay on the table, and I laid down behind her.  I was rubbing and patting her pussy, sucking her tits, kissing her neck, and talking dirty to her.  She was going mad, and then it happened - she was so turned on that she wanted me to eat her pussy.  Normally this is a no go with me when it comes to prostitutes, but I was crazed with lust.  The next thing I know, my mouth is between her legs and I'm thrusting my tongue into a place that's had hundreds of dicks go.  I just couldn't stop myself.  She was cumming and cumming and I couldn't stop myself from eating her pussy, even though I knew I shouldn't.  Afterwards I walked out in a bit of a daze.  I found some soda and swished it around in my mouth, hoping the carbonic acid might help.  I sure hope I don't get some fucking weird disease from eating out a prostitute..



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172,646 I am reaping the benefits of Obama care. I don't pay for health care. My MED's alone are over $3,000 a month. I don't pay, same with Dr. And hospital. I also get food stamps. I have zero income and live off the kindness of family and friends. I don't know how long this will last. I've worked and paid into the system for over 40 years. I feel OK about the care I get. But truth be known I would rather work and pay for insurance. But I'm old and no one wants an old person. f/58



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172,645 My boss's name is Jack. I'm sure this is where we get the word Jackass.



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172,644 If I got an email from someone talking about events 20 years ago, I'd think it was a scam. It's someone trying to see if it's you so he can come over and settle some old score. I wouldn't respond. I'd call the police. If you respond he can find your IP address. Or it might be the husband of some woman you used to know. The husband is testing you. He wants to see if you would try to have a relationship with his wife. He's fishing. If you take the bait, you might get a knock on your door late one night. People do fucked up things. Stay away from emails from the past. No good will ever come from it. If you were meant to have a relationship with this person, it would have happened 20 years ago.



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172,643 I had plenty of girlfriends. The only one I dwell on is the one who treated me the worst. She was mean. She was condescending to me. She did some fucked up things to me. But for some reason she's the one I think about. It's like I want to get her to like me and be nice to me, before I never see her again.



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172,642 Taking care of yourself is hard when you have depression. I haven't showered since Sunday. I've been too depressed. It's been a while since I cleaned my apartment. That's why I took the day off. To clean.



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172,641 Retired, fixed income. We have Aetna medical insurance, high deductible plan yet our premium went up 25% in January! Thanks Obama!



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172,640 It's impossible to delete your Facebook account.  You can go through the steps to delete it, but it isn't actually deleted.  As soon as you log back in with the e-mail account it's attached to, the whole thing comes back to life.  I deleted mine two years ago and completely forgot about it, thinking it was gone.  On a whim, I tried to log back in.  Yep, there was everything, right there where it was left.  Old pictures, status updates, everything.  Now I can't be assured that it will ever go, which is a problem if my employer ever snoops around social media using my e-mail address and sees it pop up.  So I have to get rid of it the hard way.  I have to delete everything in it, which is hard because I had it for seven years.  A thousand friends had to be individually unfriended.  I had to leave 40 groups manually.  600 pictures have to be deleted or untagged... I'm just getting to that now.  I changed my name, too.  You can't ever leave Facebook.



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172,639 I need to stop dreaming about him. It is not helping me.



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172,638 The actual sucking dick is not a turn on in and out of itself.



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172,637 "We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Arabia. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively exceeds the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here.We privileged few, who won the lottery of birth against all odds, how dare we whine at our inevitable return to that prior state from which the vast majority have never stirred?"  Richard Dawkins

Too many memento mori on my feeds lately.  Need perspective.



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172,636 I hate coming to work here everyday. I do everything in this office and yet you belittle me every chance you get. You talk down to me in front of others. You treat me like complete shit and then right before my breaking point, you reel me back in.

You say you appreciate me, you say I have great qualities and have been the best  person you have had worked at this company, but yet you treat me this way.
I don't call in sick. I work beyond my hours and even on my off days to make our clients happy.I am on time. I wake up early some days and go beyond what is not even asked of me, to make business go smoothly and less costly for you.

Yesterday you said I should do more, and that I shouldn't look at it as one more thing to do...but look at the bigger picture. Are you doing more? You said you need to come in more to crack the whip...really?

I have a new assistant that you belittle me in front of - do you think he even gives a shit about the directions I give him? No, he listens to you. Mister I come to the office once or twice a week to pick up payments because as you say, you're the "check collector".

I don't mind the work load. I don't mind doing things on my off days and off time to help the business grow. But your attitude sucks. Your personality sucks. You have the knowledge to own and run a business, but you do not have the common sense to hold on to an employee for more than 6 months. I've been here 2 years. I do almost everything here, even clean the fucking toilet, take out trash, sweep shaggy carpet (because we dont need a vacuum).

You expect everyone else to take blame for the shit that you do. You take 0 responsibility for your fuck-ups. You justify your fucked up, egotistical, narcissistic attitude.

I love my job...it's you I cannot tolerate anymore.
I am currently seeking employment. Another company would appreciate a hard working woman like me.



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172,635 This morning I thought about what makes a woman want to suck a dick.  Do they get turned on sucking a dick?  Then I imagined what it would be like if I sucked a dick.  I didn't like the thought of it, though.  I thought about this for a while.

Unfortunately, I was at a stoplight and got so caught up in thinking about sucking dick that I didn't notice the light had changed.  I've got to pay better attention.



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172,634 I love how taxpayers act like they're the only ones who have ever paid taxes and ever will.

I will not thank you.  I pay taxes too.  So I'll just thank myself.



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172,633 172622. Nothing is free someone has to pay for it. You're welcome.



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172,632 172625. You're a genius.



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172,631 I cheated on my fiancée with his twin brother. Most of me feels guilty, like it's eating my soul. The other bit wishes we could do it in the same room.



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172,630 Last Monday I had sex with my boyfriend. That night we broke up. Now I have a UTI. Starting to think sex isn't worth getting a UTI. Female anatomy is bullshit. Why can't men deal with some of this shit?



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172,629 Every bit of our so-called relationship meant something to me.
To you?  Nothing but superficial pixels



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172,628 My hubby puts Preparation H on my hemmoroids. Now that's tru love!



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172,627 Goddamn, looking at the old pics of our last vacation together
Just made me feel so sad

You were barely even physical with me then
Well, hardly...
I felt your distance

I'll go back by myself if need be and rewrite my memories there
My dear favorite island
Tree frogs and waves lapping
Mystery in the air

I was there before you
And I'll go back after you
Without you



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172,626 I loved your crazy ass once.
I wish I'd hear from you
Just for the hells



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172,625 A few weeks ago I received an email from a woman. She came right out and apologized for something she said 20 years ago. She said it was obnoxious and she's become a much better person since then.

The funny thing is, I have no idea who she is. I don't recognize her name at all. She called me by name, and she mentioned the city where I was living all those years ago, so I'm fairly confident she meant to send the email to me. But I have no clue what she is talking about.

I mulled it over for a while with friends about what to do.  

One suggestion, I could graciously accept her apology and tell her what a considerate person she is for contacting me all these years later. And leave it at that.  It would make her feel good and send a message she did the right thing.

Another thought, I could be honest and say I don't remember her at all. But that could come across as mean. Like what if I dated her back then and I've been on her mind ever since? How harsh for me to say I don't remember her and haven't thought about her at all.

Yet another thought, when a woman contacts a man 20 years later, let's be honest, she wants to rekindle the relationship. She's probably going through a divorce and she sees me as a way out of her current life, or even a weapon to use against her departing husband. This is a golden sex opportunity. With that in mind I could reply that I've thought about her often and have been miserable in life without her.  This could easily lead to a meeting and no holds barred sex. Woo hoo!

But you know what I decided to do? I wrote back with,

"you ruined my life"

Nothing more. All lower case. No punctuation. As despondent as possible.

I thought this would be the most interesting response. At least it makes for a good story.


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172,624 Obamacare gave people who formerly could not afford medical care access to either free or reasonably affordable medical care.    

I am fortunate enough to have my own insurance offered through my job, so I don't need Obamacare.  My copays, premiums, and deductibles all went up $0 since Obamacare.......  not really sure what people are on about. Unless there is a tax increase because of it that I have yet to see, other people's lives being saved cost me literally nothing.



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172,623 There is one simple transgression that can rob us of our relationship, our happiness, our very identity. So poorly understood, this act is nonetheless extremely common: an affair.

At this very moment, in all four corners of the world, someone is either betraying or betrayed, thinking about having an affair, listening to someone who is in the throes of one, or the lover who completes the triangle. No aspect of a couple's life elicits more fear, gossip or fascination than an affair. Adultery has been legislated, debated, politicized and demonized throughout history. Yet it has existed forever.



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172,622 If Obamacare didn't show up right in time, my condition probably would have eventually killed me.  It was an easily curable condition, cured by a pill that is now free on it.

It's far from perfect.  But I'm thankful for that.



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172,621 i am going to see a pregnant 22 year old hooker tomorrow to suck her milky tits and cum all over her face and big tits and belly. i can't wait.



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172,620 Yeah, don't get health insurance. ACCIDENTS NEVER HAPPEN TO ANYONE UNDER 30!

LOL.

My secret: I'm under 30 by quite a bit and started having horrible back problems when I was 21. Racked up thousands in medical bills... And that was WITH insurance.



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172,619 I just ordered a bottle of fish mox today. Thanks to Obamacare, I can no longer afford to see a doctor. Because I have a job...the people reaping the benefits are non contributing members of society..it's just another form of welfare. I had low end insurance when it kicked in. My co-pay for bloodwork jumped from $2 to $50 overnight. Without insurance? $600 dollars. Obamacare is a Ponzi scheme that depends on young healthy people paying OUTRAGEOUS amounts for mandatory coverage so that people that haven't earned it get a free ride. Exactly what kid starting out in the working world can afford to pay $800 a month for insurance?? I will vote for ANYONE that says they are repealing Obamacare. But that won't happen because the system is already screwed beyond repair. Fuck Obama.
Secret - anyone under the age of 30 should refuse to get health insurance. Most of you don't use it anyways, and the fines are thousands of dollars less than getting it.



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172,618 Past, present, and future - I remember you.



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172,617 I like knowing I'm right. I relish the certainty and correctness of my predictions.
Ripping someone publicly is a zero-sum game. I love having a place where I can secretly displace my hostility. It's like having a punching bag.



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172,616 Is it innate in most (if not all) of us that we want to see others lose so we can feel like we win?  Is it why I'm here reading this all the time?  It feels mean spirited but maybe it's just so human.



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172,615 I can't wait to see the welfare recipient or illegal who wins the billion dollar powerball jackpot tonight.



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172,614 We talk about the cats because it's a 100% safe topic.



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172,613 I can feel your arms around me still at night time....  I just wish it was true once again.... My heart still yearns..



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172,612 For  long time I didnt have health care, I would buy
"fish mox" or equivalent on Amazon. Its antibiotics cleared for "aquarium use only" but you do not need a prescription. Works  just fine for people. Those were the days...



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172,611 I used to be a back-alley doctor.  Not full time, but when someone couldn't afford to go to a doctor, they'd come to me.  I've dosed people with veterinary antibiotics, stolen prescription medication, and street drugs. I've yanked rotten teeth, given stitches, and helped deliver babies.  I helped my mother to give an abortion once.  I haven't had a single "patient" since everyone enrolled in Obamacare, and I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER.  Everyone should get to see a real doctor when they're sick, not some hack like me. Thank you, Obama.



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172,610 172583 That was a touching story. I can definitely relate. I was on the other end of a similar story - I hope it brought an amazing memory to that person as well.



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172,609 Hey, Mr. Old-Ass Headphones, I'll take this a step further: People don't want to see you do something they can do conveniently in the comfort of their own home. We have radios. We have Ipods. We have youtube. Get a wedding gig, or a prom, or a shift at the radio station. Or not. It's amusing in either case.



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172,608 my wife has no idea but on my last business trip i went to a strip club in Jacksonville and a stripper rubbed my cock and i came in my pants. i didnt think it was possible. it was a lot of cum. i will go back there again. maybe i can get her to blow me this time. my wife sure wont.



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172,607 I think it's funny when my drug dealer complains about illegal immigration and welfare, when he doesn't pay taxes on most of his income because he's a f*cking drug dealer.



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172,606 172583, that was a beautiful story.



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172,605 #92 - Happy Birthday!!! (sorry if it's belated ;( )



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172,604 This city has (once again) gone to complete shit!!!! "Worst Mayor Ever" title goes to de Blasio- The worst "Mayor" since David Dinkins!!!  Bring back Giuliani!!!!!!!



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172,603 I'm sure if I had never been born it wouldn't matter anyway. I have made no significant contribution to anyone or anything.
No, its not a wonderful life. f/58



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172,600 My instincts sre getting sharper without you around

I should have pulled the plug on you when you pulled a first "deal breaker"
Fuck second chances when I am shown poor character

Meh, hindsight being 20/20
And all that
Better late than never
And there's my cliches and cornflakes
For the day

I'm living and learning
And you still stuck suckin'
Awwwws...

And it just so happens my pussy smells so much sweeter
Without you having been up in it
Lil thing I notice after a time...
Well, not just me...



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