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173,099 I've gotten into the mode of exercising each morning when I wake up. Not at a fancy gym or anything. I do it in my bedroom. Situps, pushups, jumping jacks and a few more. It takes 15 minutes. And I've got to say, I feel so much better throughout the day. Everyone should know this secret. It's not hard to do it everyday and the rewards are very real.



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173,098 Today I let go of my dream of getting married.



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173,097 And here I thought people who carry guns with them everywhere, in much the same way a toddler drags along his baby blanket everywhere, they are the ones with the mental illness. Stop being so paranoid. No one is going to mug you in the produce aisle. Terrorists are not going to storm the building. Leave the gun at home. You are not going to be the hero and protect us from some pending menace. YOU ARE THE MENACE.



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173,096 One thing I've learned about being smart and living my life in circles of other smart people is that there are "classes " of smart people just like there are classes to wealth.  And just like there are poor people who feel angry that there are those who have more money, there are smart people who feel angry that there are people smarter than they are.

My wife's family are teachers, and all of them have advanced degrees.  They're smart people, but they live in a rural area where everybody is a lot less smart than they are.  The net effect is that where they live, they appear brilliant.  My family are engineers, lawyers, and physicians.  We are a "smart class" above my wife's family.  I can hold conversations with my wife's family, but if I get "too smart," especially on a view that they don't agree with, I get mocked behind my back in much the same way a poor person sneers at a rich person in an expensive car.  The lower "smart class" feels vulnerable by being around someone smarter than they are.  Same thing happens at work.  If the colleague is in my "smart class," we can talk about anything.  If the person holds a similar position as I do and is below me in the smartness hierarchy, I get jeered behind my back.  Sometimes they outright try to sabotage me.  The less smart person is mad because they're not as smart as me.

There's a class above me, too, that I've worked with in a support role.  They're researchers with multiple MDs and PhDs, which is why they call the shots and I do what they say. But like the guy who has enough money to buy a Porsche, I don't get mad that they drive Ferraris.  I have what I need, and I'm comfortable with it.  But not every smart person is like that, and these people like to flaunt their intelligence in the same way some poorer people like to flaunt their jewelry and cars.

It's not easy dealing with other smart people when you're smart yourself.



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173,095 I don't understand why people are obsessively anti-gun.  There are dozens of other objects people kill and injure each other with that they never complain about.  I just don't understand it.  It's like a mental illness.



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173,094 My God, this feeling is unbearable. I made the mistake of allowing myself to fall for someone I should not have. No, technically I have not actually done anything wrong, but that's part of the problem. I am afraid I may have lost my chance to have the man I want so badly. If I was smarter, I wouldn't have allowed myself to live a fucking lie and stay in this relationship. I would have been brave enough to leave and go after the one I truly love. I thought I'd have more time. Of course, the one he ends up enamored with is the only person I share such a deep bond with. Why did it have to be her? I thought it would be someone else and that I would be able to be o.k. with it once he did find someone. I'm so not. It's messy as hell and probably not worth the trouble which is why I find it ridiculous that it bothers me so much. Jealousy, lust, competitiveness, deceit. These are horrible things to live with on a daily basis, and I have allowed them to take over my life.



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173,093 God please help me.



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173,092 Fuck with a dark horse and she just might surprise you



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173,091 I come home to my lux lady pad all alone

Better than being with a disingenuous double life living liar though

Doing right by myself
Is so damn lonely tonight...right now
I hope it all looks better in the cold light of day tomorrow

Sad to see you are in the hospital again
But damn...couldn't happen to a nicer person (sarcasm)
I feel so petty
For feeling this way.



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173,090 I keep having sexual dreams involving people
I hadn't even considered. Had a second dream about a soul mate. This uncertainty is terrible.

Do soul mates exist?



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173,089 I need cute underwear.



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173,088 Very strange. My wife's brother and his wife came for a visit. They stayed in the guest room. After they left, my wife and I went in there is clean up and strip the bed. When I pulled back the blanket it was clear to me there was a puddle of dried semen on the sheets. I thought oh gross. My wife wasn't sure, so what does she do? She scratches at the crustiness with her fingers and brings it up to her nose to smell. Then she agrees, yes it's semen. Oh hello, that's your brother's semen you are touching. It didn't bother her at all. Women are strange. Or maybe just my wife. I'd like to think most women don't go around touching their brother's semen.



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173,087 I have to work tomorrow- early too. Then I have two other commitments. So I'll be out and busy all day. And I have given up sugar for new years. Also caffeine. I'm trying to put a positive spin on the day but really I feel dread...
I like my job. I took those commitments willingly. These are all my choices, trying to be a responsible productive member of society.

Dread...



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173,086 I hate how really good looking people have such an advantage.



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173,085 3066  You get a big thumbs up



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173,084 I caught feelings.

I'm screwed.

This is gonna hurt.



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173,083 Time is doing it's sweet work and helping fade the pain you brought me

As the saying goes, "You did me wrong, so now watch someone do me better"
Not too shabby, me running with a whale and giving my passport a workout right after we declared "us" donesies
It was fun to surprise you with that
You, on the other hand are probably still locally internet dumpster diving...and this time you won't be passing on any STI's to me
It's best we keep to our own kind I see now
Winners with winners
And losers with losers

You deservedly lost your thoroughbred you donkey
I should have ended things sooner
But then I wouldn't have been able to get as much money out of you as I did
The way I see it I earned every penny you ever spent
It's a comfort, albeit a cold one
And in the end it was more practical than ever having believed in your "love"

That you are over 50 makes your ass seem all the sadder to me
Happy upcoming Birthday
May you remember how special (you said) I made it for you last year and miss this pussy
I haven't hung up those stripper shoes I wore for you
I'm just wearing them for someone else now



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173,082 Why am I attracted to people with mental issues? Psychosis, the new aphrodisiac. For me anyway.



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173,081 i was never friends with mia. but i loved my friend anna. you never really get over being friends with anna. in many ways remnants of the relationship are still with me. it's subtle. no one notices. but i do. it gives me strength. it will always be with me. no one understands unless they've truly gotten to know anna.



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173,080 In another line, same thing. I'm not sure why, but this chick always gives me bedroom eyes. It's just a thing that she does. I'm about 15 years older. Looks like she's overwhelmed at the moment (long line) it's all good



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173,079 When I first started working, my mentor, who was about 20 years older than me, revealed how he and his wife ordered takeout for dinner from different places. He'll get Chinese delivered, while she'll get Italian, or whatever. This struck me as pathetically sad. How is that a marriage if you can't even agree on what to share for dinner? I knew that when I got married it would be different.......

Here I am 20 years later. Married. I order Chinese take-out, my wife orders Italian.

Young love can be so naive.



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173,078 A chubby woman who works as a fitness instructor. Uhm, I don't know about that...



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173,077 I've tried to push my tongue up women's assholes during sex. It never works. My tongue doesn't have enough stiffness to get past a sphincter muscle. Too bad. It'd be so cool to have my tongue up a woman's ass. I want to taste and lick at her poo while it's still inside her. Come one ladies, sure it's easy to say I'm depraved, but at the same time you know the idea excites you.



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173,076 We grew up together and you were my first boyfriend. I've never stopped thinking about you. I'm not sure what I'd like to say to you, but I wish we could talk. I feel like knowing that you've changed a lot would help...



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173,075 My son also had to do a project with another boy. It was crazy. The project was defined by the teacher on a Monday and was due a week later. I emailed the boy's mother that first evening to work out a time they could get together. She said he had lacrosse practice on Tuesday so they can't meet.

I contacted her again on Tuesday to ask about Wednesday. No they can't meet because her son would be tired from Tuesday's lacrosse.

I contacted her on Wednesday to ask about Thursday. No good, lacrosse practice again.

I sent her another email on Thursday. Notice how it always me contacting her about meeting, she never puts in any effort to contact me. She said they go away from Friday to Sunday evening skiing, so those days won't work. And Sunday evening he'll be too tired.

Which meant he could never meet to work on the project.

The last laugh was mine. I had my son do the project by himself over the weekend. It involved a tri-fold poster display and a two page report. I made sure my son only put his name on the work.

Come Monday my son turned in the project, the other boy turned in nothing. I included an envelope with a printout of the emails from the other mother saying how her son could never find the time to work on the project.

The teacher sent me an email that afternoon with a smiley face. She got it. She understood. I'm sure she failed the other boy which is exactly what he deserved. I wish there was a way to fail some parents too. She's a bad mother who is teaching her son how to be lazy and irresponsible. I give her an F.



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173,074 Going forward, I will only shop in stores which have a "no gun" policy.



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173,073 i'm kind of a big deal



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173,072 It pains me to see my daughter so skinny. The doctor told us that if she doesn't gain weight by next week, she will be hospitalized. No interference allowed from the parents. It kind of snuck up on me. I didn't see it. I really didn't. But I ask myself how I missed it. I'm kicking myself over this.



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173,071 Sometimes hustling hurts
Because I do have a conscience



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173,070 Sometimes I don't answer my phone when I see it's him calling
I tried for a time to see if my feelings would change

I want to be into him
I want someone to love
And to love me

But I also love sex and I need to be physically attracted to the person I'm having it with
I'm not sure if I'm just turned off by fat men
Or if it's him in particular
I've never had sex with a man that can be classified as obese
On this other level, I think attraction is so much more than just the physical
It comes down to personalities meshing emotionally as well
That hasn't happened for me either
And now I feel like I'm in too deep...



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173,069 This line isn't so bad since the girl at the register is really hot.



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173,068 i save my sweet side for my real Friends



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173,067 Having a wife who works isn't what it's made out to be. Extra income? No way. She works 12 hours a week at $14 per hour. It's $168  per week. But she uses the idea of her working to buy herself $300 or $400 or $500 worth of new things each week. Net net her working is a huge negative for our family unit. To speak nothing of her new found uppity attitude and sense of entitlement I now have to endure because after all, she's a "wage earner".



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173,066 if you love someone, set them free.
if you hate someone, set them free.
basically set everyone free and get a dog.
people are stupid.



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173,065 In dumb bullshit I read on facebook today, and don't ask me how, but somehow, proper grammar is racist now. I'm a writer, so I'm like...WHAT?!?!?! Hey, if I'm racist, it's for the funny nigger jokes I tell, not for my pronouns or putting i before e except after c you water-headed r-tard pc bro sjw humorless cunts. Get offended by that. Fuck you. You can lick the innermost parts of my brown starfish motherfucker.

                    ╭∩╮(-_-)╭∩╮



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173,064 Lurking outside your window is fulfilling and all but I think the neighbors are likely to start noticing, soon.

Also, Chewy is one ugly dog. I'm meeting ugly dogs for you.

That shit right there is either highly romantic or highly disturbed.



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173,063 Sometimes when I pass by your open door and see your jacket hanging on the coat tree, I'm reminded of how deeply I still love you. You might be sitting in your chair. I won't look at you, but know I'm looking at your blazer and envying how it's fortunate enough to get to hug you.



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173,062 Why are you angry all the time?



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173,061 I am not above black magic



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173,060 Next month is my birthday. I will be 32. A week before my 18th birthday my mother died. Five days before my 28th birthday my grandmother died.

I haven't really celebrated my birthday since my mother died. I feel it coming up in advance. This time of year I just miss them both. I don't have any kids. It makes me sad that if I do they will never know my grandma's dumplings or my mom's fried potatoes. They will never hear my mom sing to them. Or appreciate how she smelled like unconditional love.

I am always an emotional mess this time of year. I hide it well. To everyone else I am strong, but inside I can't wait to be alone to cry.



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173,059 The Peter Principle states that we rise to the level of our incompetence.

I say we rise to the level of our flaws.  Drinking, greed, sloth, drugs, sex.  These bring down the best of us.

I know if I spent half the time I spend watching porn doing work, I'd be a millionaire.



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173,058 Men are so fucking stupid, it really just blows my mind, the sheer amount of self absorption and lack of consideration or foresight. Seriously, just...Fuck yall. Boys. Little stupid boys.



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173,057 My boss told me, "I think you thought you knew more about this field than you actually did when you started."

No shit.  I lied during the interview to get this job.



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173,056 I don't know how to say no. The art director wants me to paint an extremely large mural of the ocean during a storm. It's a terrible looking picture. God awful ugly. That's thing about art directors sometimes, they are failed artists. The have no eye. She found this image on the internet. I can recreated anything with a paint brush. If they want to plagiarize, there are exquisite stormy images. But she wants this one and I'm too timid to tell her no. So I'll paint her image. People will think it's ugly and I'll be the perfect scapegoat. Moan.



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173,055 I know people say both the husband and wife are to blame when a marriage is heading towards divorce. But it's not true in my case. I am a kind and loving husband and father. I'm affectionate. I'm thoughtful. I work hard. I try to engage her in conversation. But everything I do is wrong in her eyes.  She's mean to me. She sneers and snarls. She responds with one word answers. She vanishes for 12 hours without explanation. She'll spill coffee on the floor and leave it there so I can clean it up when I get home. She spends recklessly. She complains bitterly about gifts I give her, or restaurants I take her to. She calls me fat even though I'm not overweight at all. She calls me elderly because I'm four years older than her. She calls me lazy because yes sometimes I sit down and play a board game with our kids. She calls me boring because I won't do cocaine with her. (I've never touched cocaine in my life. She does it multiple times a week.)

It's so clear to me what's going on. She's embarrassed at who she has become. She cant deal with it. She needs to blame me for her behavior. It has to be someone's fault other than her own.

Divorce will happen. It bothers me however when people say both parties are to blame. It's not true in my case, not at all.



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173,054 My boss is the worst communicator. It's so so so frustrating trying to figure out what she is saying.

She calls me into her office and says, "O.K., go in the side entrance, not the front door."

That's it. No further explanation. Then she looks at me like hell, what are you waiting for, go already. So I have to say, "I'm sorry, but what are we talking about?"

Not only is she a bad communicator, she's either condescending or she thinks people are really really dumb. She says, "An entrance is a door.  It's something you go through to get in a building. You will use the side door."

"Um, I know what an entrance is. But what entrance where? What building? What am I picking up? From whom? When?"

She forgets that I wasn't privy to the conversation she was having in her head before I entered the room -- you know, the conversation where all the other important details were mentioned. She's such a dimwit. But I gotta love how she makes it out that me and everyone else has a problem.  



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173,053 I use to come on here and wonder why people cheat on their spouse and why their marriage was failing, after ten years of marriage and countless mistakes on my husband's part over the years, leading up to the birth of our first child, I no longer wonder. Now the only thing I wonder is where are the husbands that aren't like that are. Something tells me they don't exist.



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173,052 I knew it.  The armed Bundy protestors were a bunch of pussies.  Dressed up and toted their rifles everywhere, but once the Feds came down on them, they gave up without a fight.  Kind of pathetic.



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173,051 I was required to card absolutely everyone that came through regardless of age for alcohol.  If I didn't, I'd get fired.  This included 50-year-old people.

It was always the store's policy, not mine.  When the policy was more reasonable, they told us to card anyone who looked under the age of 35.

Once I had a customer lose her shit with me and decided to call corporate on me to get me fired for carding her.  But in the end corporate simply heard that I was doing exactly what they wanted me to do.



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173,050 Tonight I got carded at the alcohol checkout lane of my supermarket.  I'm 35.  5-10 years ago I would have been flattered by this.  Now, I just think the cashier is being a dick.



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173,049 I want to get pregnant so badly. The problem is, I don't actually want a kid. I want a baby to adore and dress up, but after 2 years old I don't want it. This is why I won't have a kid.



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173,048 I'm too fucking patient.



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173,047 No reason to stay is a good reason to go.



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173,046 When I first started working I was given a gift of abstract art by my boss. The piece was some blurry colored lines by an artist named Cleve Gray. I didn't like it. Not my thing. A girlfriend at the time asked if she could have it. Sure, why not. Now it's four decades later. I've never seen that girlfriend again. I looked up Cleve Grey recently on the internet. His artworks sell for about $40,000 each. Fuck me.



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173,045 The trick to succeeding is to enjoy the process. Lots of grunt work has to be done before you get the corner office. Enjoy it. If you have to enter 100 numbers into a spread sheet, enjoy it. If you have to paint a room, enjoy it. If you have to clean the toilets, enjoy it. Never whine. Never let the menial tasks get you down. You have to do it anyway, so do it with a smile.

Signed, the guy who made it to the corner office.



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173,044 Hey stupid bitch , stay the ;)$&@ out of my business .  You don't know me quit judging me .  Stalking and hacking is a federal crime one of these I hope you get caugh . No wonder your life is shitty , you are too busy looking at others , instead work on yourself and quit making up stories about me or my family .



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173,043 Decided to take a half day at work.
Came home, did a few things, then he was knocking on my door.
Two hours later, he was leaving. Standing at the door kissing, his cum dripping down my legs...  back to his wife he went.



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173,042 So many people hate me because I try to be fair. People don't want fair. People want to be selfish and maximize their own gain. This is where I step in and say wait a minute, let's allow others to have a chance. I'm hated for speaking up and I'm pretty darned tired of it.



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173,041 Talking to you today made me happy.



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173,040 My wife is the most difficult person I've ever encountered. Now she is dragging down our daughter.

For the past year I've been concerned our daughter is too thin. She's 16 years old, 5 foot 8 inches  tall and weighs 98 pounds. She's supposed to weigh 135 pounds.

I see why she's underweight. My wife encourages our daughter to eat barely anything of substance. They have lettuce and grains for dinner. They even make their own special salad dressing so they can control the fat content.

To me it's a mother encouraging her own daughter to be anorexic.

When I voice my concerns to my wife, she goes nuts on me. She screams that I'm a terrible father and husband for daring to bring up such a thought. It's my wife trying to cover up some twisted plan to keep our daughter ultra thin. It's my wife living vicariously though my daughter's ultra thin physique. As a side note, my wife is also overly invested in her own thin-ness. She runs everyday and weighs herself constantly. And has no visible body fat. It's a sick game for her. Now she's got our daughter tangled up in this sickness.

This week I received much needed backup.  Our daughter complained she's constantly cold. My wife took her to the doctor. The doctor read my wife the riot act saying our daughter is way too thin. She's cold because her metabolism has slowed down to conserve energy. The doctor said our daughter has to start eating more immediately.

My wife's response is to say the doctor doesn't know anything.

Yea that's right, the doctor knows nothing. I know nothing. My wife knows best about everything.

She's sick. She's putting our daughter in harm's way and refuses to listen to others.

I think my next step is to get social services involved. I could call them and point out how my wife is jeopardizing the health of a minor. I'm sure it's a headache to get the state involved, but what are my other choices when dealing with such a stubborn jackass of a mother.



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173,039 I believe in God.



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173,038 39 married man.

I wonder if there are any middle aged women around that would let a guy dry hump them in their underwear. 

I get aroused thinking of pumping my throbbing cock into their warm panty covered middle aged pussy.  I'd grind into them deep and pump into them so vigorously, making their milky tits shake and bob around.  I'd pull their hair so their back arches exposing more of the pussy for my throbbing cock.  Finally, I'd climax all over their panties, violating them with my thick cum.

Would you let a guy "dry hump" you, he would be naked and you would be in underwear only...there would be no penetration, at least for a time.

What if this person paid you to let him rub his cock on you, both missionary and doggystyle?



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173,037 I wish that ൕ going on 30" was a real thing, except in the reverse direction. I'm almost 30 and I would give up everything I have in the world to be 13 again.



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173,036 My life is about to change once again.  Two weeks from now will be my first international travel and I am so excited.  I have always wanted to go to Europe and now I am.  I am so excited.



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173,035 I think my husband wants me to die. It would be easier for him. Our life savings are quickly being drained by all my health related expenses. A single shot for nausea costs $1,000. I can see him doing the math. He'd rather have the money than me. Me slowly dying is one level of depression. To know he's more concerned with the drain on our bank account, well it's a new low.



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173,034 Whenever I tell my boyfriend, "I just got done working out", or "I got my nails done" or "I'm shopping right now, I'll call you later", he has the nerve to say "ooooh, are you trying to look good for me?". Excuse me? I have been doing those things long before I met you! No, I'm not doing it for you. I'm doing it for ME! I'm getting pretty mad at him for always saying that.



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173,033 My gross secret. A number of years ago I went to an outdoor concert. I was with a group of people and we were drinking. Eventually I had to pee. Guys have it easy, they can pee against a tree and no one cares. Girls have it harder, we can't just dropped our pants and pee. People would see everything. There were Port A Potties off to one side of the crowd. I walked over that way but could see a line of dozens of people waiting. I moved on to plan B. There was a line of dumpsters at the back of the crowd. I went over there. It wasn't very well lit, which was good. I could make out a small gap between two of the dumpsters. I crouched down in there and slid my pants down. Ah relief! But halfway through my pee I suddenly realized the back of my tshirt was getting wet. Startled, I jumped up. This was bad because I was in the middle of peeing and now my pee was running down onto my jeans. But what was so much worse, unbelievably worse, the stuff of nightmares worse. The reason I was getting wet was because some guy had the same idea of peeing by the dumpsters. In the darkness he managed to find his way around to the back of the dumpsters. He spied the gap and decided to let loose in there. He didn't see me crouched in the shadows. HE WAS PEEING ON MY BACK. I screamed. He jumped. We both went running off. But yes, I had my pee all over my pants and a strange man's pee on my back. GROSSEST THING EVER!



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173,032 Yeah, what an idiot, a mom that is proud of her kid.

Lets pitchfork all the minivans with stickers for their kids in middle school  honor roll...after all its just middle school, it is not like it means anything, so why should their parents be proud!!!!!

Stupid supportive parents!!!!!



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173,031 Way, way back when I lived out East. I made a connection with a woman who was sexy and stunning and smart and interesting -- but also a little underhanded in a way that could be seen as narcissistic -- there was always an edge.

We didn't date although at the time I really, really wanted to and gave it a shot.

These many years later, I thought of her again. I was curious about where she landed. I found her on facebook and...everything that was youthful and sexy and alluring about her is gone, gone, gone. She hasn't just aged, she's vacated.

I bet you that narcissistic side got the better of her. And I dodged a bullet, to say the least.

The moral: never pine over the missed past. You're great where you are. Look forward.



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173,030 Holy crap.  To my very great shock I actually got a reply from a woman I emailed on Craigslist.  I'm married and for years I've sent women emails, but I did it because I was bored.  I never expected to receive a reply, though.  What do I do?  You'd think it would be an easy decision given that I've gotten probably 20 handjobs during our marriage, and my wife an I haven't had sex in 7 years.  But it seems like it's crossing a line somehow.   I sent her my pic.  I wonder what will happen...



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173,029 In the end I can't really be sad because he has been keeping me very happy



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173,028 I have an issue with people that constantly feel the need to say how intelligent they are.  If you were that intelligent, it would be apparent and you wouldn't have to remind people about it every chance you get. Think about that.






And often time, they do and say some really dumb things. Oy vey......



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173,027 A friend of mine sent a blurb to our local newspaper announcing that her daughter made the Dean's list at SUNY Albany. Oh please. If she made the Dean's list at Harvard, okay brag about it. But SUNY Albany? How silly.



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173,026 I think Fox News is an embarrassment to America.



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173,025 I cannot touch myself if my cat is in the room. Like what if she's the reincarnation of my grandmother? The chances are small but is it even remotely worth the risk of masturbating in front of my grandmother? I mean really.



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173,024 A woman I know gave me a ride home. We were talking and flirting. I teasingly asked her to show me her boobs. She pulled over and lifted up her shirt and bra. The best part, she's married. Married woman can be so damned hot.



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173,023 We're stuck in a lovely rut, my love. Give me a sign and let's take this further.



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173,022 I knew I was pregnant and continued drinking. I thought I was going to have an abortion.
I pray to God I didn't break yalls baby.



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173,021 I wish I would have kissed you more.



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173,020 I believe in juju. Karma. Bad and good luck. Whatever you like to call it. I never used to. I acted badly and could've cared less if I hurt anyone. Nothing in particular happened to change me. I woke up one day and decided that I was only going to do good things and not speak ill of anyone. I'm going to help those in need. This turnabout has enriched my life.

Forever grateful f/somewhere out there



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173,019 I'm old. My leg hurts. I have diabetes. My leg will never heal. I'll never be like I was. This revelation makes me so sad.



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173,018 I am 5ƌ" 125 lbs. Not super skinny and thanks to my Latina half I still have T&A. I had sex with a 6Ɖ" 280 lbs man. I thought he was a nice guy so that was what made him attractive. Turns out he wasn't so that isn't happening again.

It was my first time having sex with a heavy guy. In missionary, when his stomach hit mine it felt like I was getting hit with a pillow. Such a weird feeling.



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173,017 I made my husband buy me a gym membership for Christmas. He thinks I want to get fit. I do. But I also want to meet other men and have an affair and marry one of them. The gym membership is the start of my exit strategy. Very satisfying to have my husband pay for it.



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173,016 There isn't anything in this world you could say or do to make up for how badly you treated me.



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173,015 Are Americans going to keep on letting billionaires, banks, and huge companies continue to take advantage of them?  Oh yeah, it's been working for us so far - where the US has the highest rate of child poverty, health insurance is an abomination, and people are living on less than $12,000 USD per year.  Not to mention the income disparity in this country is disgusting.

At least Sanders is bringing up these issues. Every other candidate 'plays nice' in front of the crowd, pandering to the audience...  Nah, not Bernie.  He will tell you what is WRONG and how he will fix it.

Clinton was paid $200,000 from Goldman Sachs to speak.  Yet, she's saying she'll 'take on Wall Street'.  Okay, I highly doubt that since she would be 'biting the hand that feeds her'.

You know, if we start investing in our own country (infrastructure, education, healthcare), we might see some positive change.  I'm glad people are finally waking up to this CORRUPT political governing process.

#FeelTheBern



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173,014 i have so many low points with alcohol. I should stop drinking all together, but sometimes I can go so long without drinking that it sometimes doens't feel like a problem. The issues of a binge drinker.



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173,013 I don't support any of the current forerunners for President but I have to say that it's such a breath of fresh air that Bernie Sanders identifies as non-religious. We need more non-religious politicians to get us away from these religious asshats that will continue to doom our country.



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173,012 My bottom point with alcohol. I was on a weekend getaway with a friend (i was like in love with him) and i started drinking until i was so drunk i wanted to do the deed. I practically forced myself onto him. He wasnt that intoxicated. He wasn't drunk at all. And he politely left me there. Half naked. I woke up embarassed and ashmed. Never drank again.



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173,010 It's just my opinion, but I think men who love anal sex are so gross. I think they're mean and they enjoy abusing women. I also think they have gay tendencies if they love asshole so much. (Ps. This is not directed to gay men, Yall are cool)



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173,009 When I was in school in the 60's the teaches often had us do projects in teams of their choosing. Often ended up with kids I would not have preferred to be paired up with. Pretty sure that had nothing to do with Common Core.



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173,008 the sexiest thing in the world is when i am with a girl somewhere and she whispers to me that my cum is dripping out of her ass into her panties.



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173,007 My prime motivation in life is to have orgasms. Relationships, work, money,... none of this matters to me. I just want to cum.



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173,006 Let me tell you about Common Core. My son (7th grade) had to do a science project under Common Core rules. This meant he had to work with a partner assigned by the teacher. My son is the best student in the class. The teacher paired him up with the worst student in the class who is also the biggest troublemaker in the class. I'm told it's for team building. What bull shit.

The boys arrange to meet at our house on a Saturday afternoon. The other boy is an hour late because of sports practice. First of all, didn't he know this when he made the plans to meet? Why didn't he simply arrange to meet an hour later instead of leaving my son sitting there??

Next, as soon as the boy arrives he wants to go through everything in our playroom. The science project has nothing to do with our playroom, but my son politely obliges.

When the boy is bored with the playroom, he finds a golf club and decides to practice his swing. He puts a hole in my sheet rock wall. You'd think he'd be a little humble after that. But no, he continues swinging the club and puts a second hole in the wall. What the hell is wrong with this boy (and his parents who clearly didn't raise a good child)??

Next they get down to business - for all of 10 minutes.  The boy wants a snack. Okay fine. After being sated the boy wants to show my son some karate moves. This is nothing more than a ruse to throw my son to the floor several times.

Two hours are finally up. The boy's mother texts and says she can't pick him up and asks me to drop him off at home. Oh okay your highness.

In the end my son did the entire project by himself while his bruises healed. Both boys received a grade of A.

This is Common Core. It means the good parents are now being given the responsibility of trying to keep the bad children in line. Then the bad students get an undeserved grade of A. I didn't agree to this. Why am I being put in a position of allowing a menace into my home to damage my walls and my son??????

It's all bull shit. I saw in the newspaper yesterday that Donald Trump will end Common Core. I'm not a republican, but he ABSOLUTELY has my vote.



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173,005 I hate the subtle threats my boss gives me.



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173,004 About 2 years ago, I was all excited that I was "flirting" with my belt being secured on the 5th notch, instead of the 4th notch.  It meant I was losing weight finally.  It wouldn't always fit on the 5th notch, but sometimes it would, and I'd feel a little better about myself.  Then A few months later I found out I was losing my job.  I started stress eating.  Goodbye, 5th notch.  It was on the 4th notch.  After 6 months of unemployment, the 4th notch was too tight, and I had to fasten the belt at the third notch.  Finally, after 8 months of being unemployed and on the 3rd notch, I got a job.  Now it's four months later, and I'm flirting with wearing my belt at the 4th notch again.  It took 8 months to gain the weight and 4 months to lose it.  I'll feel back to normal when I get back to that 5th notch.

This sounds like a dumb thing to be concerned about, but anybody who's had to watch their weight knows what I'm feeling.



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173,003 My husband's tuxedo was bought from a thrift store. Let's see, close to a thousand dollars brand new, or fifty bucks at the thrift store. It's not like a tuxedo gets used a lot and is worn down. It looks perfectly fine. This is how smart people save money.



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173,002 I have a remote control for my TV, one for the DVD, one for the cable box, and one for Apple TV. Four remotes. And the whole time I'm carrying my iphone. Come on all you whiz kid entrepreneurs, fix this. Everything should work through the iphone.



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173,001 I'd do my postman. I've offered him coffee. He turned me down. I could tell he wanted to say yes. One of these days he will come inside. Then everyone's mail will be late. Ha ha.



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173,000 Sure, we can't just up and abuse the fuck out of the rich.

But they can't continue abusing the things they're abusing too.  They will not be permitted to anymore.  If they feel they need to continue abusing people, they can do it somewhere away from us.

Or, you know.  We could just kill them.



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