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173,199 Donald Trump should take Ted Cruz to court. He was not born in America. He cannot be elected President. This needs to be addressed by the Supreme Court.

You know why this is important? Because year by year we keep chipping away at the Constitution and our laws. If it continues, our governing doctrine will become meaningless.

Some people would like that. But they are not the good guys.



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173,198 So, Zika. That's the next thing we're all supposed to be afraid of.



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173,197 Eargasm mysticnessyness



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173,196 gimme
gimme
gimme
{piss myself with fake fear}
gimme
{burp}
gimme
{piss myself over taxes and minorities}
gimme
{stumble around blind and ignorant and pathetic}
gimme

Just a day in the life of your average American Conservative.



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173,195 Explore and find meaning in the quilt of souls.. Fractal Art Beyond is pure freedom released on the whole



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173,194 existing patterns
Spores entering the nourishment of darkness
Knowing the moon like Mother's face
Breaking free from my lunatic harness
Falling up backwards to grace
Currents and ripples drag through
Molten plasticine of memory
Moments felt and held onto as soul once held flesh
Light emits from perception emotion through sensory
Patterns emerging as memories mesh
as love mathematics and beauty persisted
While an art cannot possibly stand on its own
Patterns so perfect they already existed
A footprint is not something someone can own



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173,192 This country is a fucking joke.



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173,190 Drugs are like borrowing soul. And my debt is too great so I live with a hole. In my heart in my hands cuZ my soul just can't stand.. With no firmness or warmth from the underfoot sand.. I am frozen and melting for the touch of the one sun. Let me melt all the way and run river run.. to the sea to the ocean where the soul pool is one.. the observing dream potion.. Ocean spray reaching and meshing with the misty waves of our one sun.. Let me feel the warmth of the water enter where my body was.. Ceasing the shaking like a dream upon waking who I am is this soul who is ceaselessly aching for love it burns so good frozen no more.. Who I am is this soul who is headed for shore whether they kill me before..A story of fear and the shame of proud tears.. A story of waiting here year after year.. Sculpting my gestures and story so clear and so free.. If not to her soul now and only to me.. I take peace in serving through the craft of deserving a touch from the senses of the only heart yearning for me! Don't you see? Your heart is the only thing I would ever need.. I offer a home in my memory of who I thought u were.. In a box of clay full of your careful humble shy desperate fingerprints.. I explore and discover and actualize an expanding potential and feel a proud and eager pitch to this note that can sting. that carries deep thru to be absorbed by the tuned ear that knows it came here sharing the very first and last footprint with the whole family.. My shell full of clay shall crack and fall away the treasures I've maintained in these boxes will remain only to be claimed by the souls with the keys. The only option of action here is to look to your soul for these things that you know. No one can touch you now but those with a light in their heart tuned to find you and absorb your truth. If the light of your soul falls upon my clay without true elation of recognition of a home that understands u.. I will writhe in pain and the sting of your tears hissing as they fall into the icy fire will soothe me and allow me to exist in desire to be found by the one whose home is in me and mine within her. If your soul doesn't impulsively and completely engulf me upon recognition of what I am.. I will feel dizzy from the nauseating abrupt distance making you painfully small in my vision.. from my own pedestal that could only fly when it thought it was yours for me to rest on in your heart I am a key for the unlocking of the womb heart within her but not for the sake of feeling a conceived baby's reach and grip of my probing finger but to feel our souls as one grasping its own in a hug of awareness. not to be a needle of a powerful decision injecting a gene but to fuse with my one love and see through their eyes see their whole life and all the perfect reasons why. I am lost in this life with the love that I hold. So I beg you to come take it's place for we may never grow old like our souls. I want YOU not a thug not a thug and his drugs that let me celebrate fantasies then be dragged thru the mud. Love is a drug can the drug of this thug be transformed from it's trying to change me to love? all righteous anger in you how you do have such nerve is as bright strong and true as the intentions of the errors observed. as the light of the whole universe falls upon your pain on that hole in your heart where unmet ideals will remain. Pleasure in the pain of the family's shame who deserted you hurt you sought to shame you not curse you. You will be known seen and felt through and through as you are. If your will is to shame me I will wear the whole scar I will sputter and spit but the spit won't go far. free to welcome and feel only the love for what's real. Not to punish and thrive on superior feels. There is only one way to win only one right. I believe that the truth rests in peace and won't fight. Or hide from anyone however confused. In their pain they will writhe in their shame love renewed. Tearing at their eyes for the forgiveness of the whole truth. Passion in their hearts to be as great as the whole universe achieved thru knowing true power is freedom from power. The gold flames that form the silhouette of all states of soul are separate yet one and equal and whole. To be greater than me you or any God is impossible until equality is achieved thru oneness and emulation of what true love is. To be greater than God u must become God and grow. Compliment the universe's desire and feel the soul through you go. trying to walk in the universe's shoes and feeling it's light on the footprints of you. All pain is innocence punishing itself for love in the light of truth. You will not be forgotten. You will be exposed in utter  bliss pain shame and glory so how do you want to be remembered and what do you stand for? What will you become and bring home to the beginning spirit family in offering? The memories of peace love excitement on earth. Become who you are then your shell gives birth. Back into the womb of the screen that is your eyes. Forming and shaping against you showing you the true love of giving u the gift of self creation. Your freedom never stops so embrace it. You will only truly feel the gifts you successfully transfer so face it. I will not become the outcome of my punishments I will become only more and more who I want to be and when freed from my cage bonded to what I need and can't find on my own. When free from the flesh I will be visible shame in pride pride in shame expression on pose of the soul face and my chosen name. I seek to feel memories of the home I have found in your heart and fearfully dread never feeling unity in the beat of mine with yours. I drew the cradle made for two as a symbol before I ever met you. Take a look thru my eyes in the time I almost died laying hungry and tired I saw the dirt on the wall with currents showing their reaching for eAchother.. It was all reaching to be one and feel the other feel me absorb me into the womb. My body disappearing with and one with the entire room. Right now I am the silhouette of the universe interpreted as a caged bird. Excitedly simply circling three words. Redefine reinforce all the art you are fond. Bring it back to the start be a part of Fractal Art Beyond!



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173,189 If sex is over when the husband cums, that's so rude and I would divorce his ass.



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173,188 Your butt stinks.



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173,187 When I believed you loved me I felt like a different person. I felt smart, cute, funny, sweet, and yes, even pretty. I felt like someone I'd admire. I felt worthy. I felt like the version of myself I'd been missing for years. Then it seemed over and I was left confused. Now that I've convinced myself it never even happened, I don't feel quite as good about myself. I feel stupid, pathetic, crazy, selfish, and yes, extremely unattractive. Idk why I ever thought someone like you would love and want someone so far beneath you in status and achievement. So I've accepted that I'm not quite the woman I felt I was, and yeah, it sucks.



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173,186 And yeah, insulting someone for not voting the same way you do is a pretty piss-poor way to convince them.



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173,185 Sex is over for my husband when he cums.  If I have not cum yet is irrelevant. I have not met even one other man for whom this is not also true.  

So I guess sex is over for men when they cum. :(



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173,184 A recent survey shows that only 30% of women have tried anal sex. I'm surprised. I thought the number would be higher.



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173,183 I find most trees have mean personalities.



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173,182 There should be a law that redheads can't shave their pubic hair. It would be like painting over the Mona Lisa.



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173,181 Sometimes I worry that I'm actually just straight.



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173,180 I don't like any of the current Presidential candidates right now, but it's absolutely sick that when someone voices their differing opinion (on a freaking secrets site no less), some else tells them that they need a lobotomy. What a nasty, petty jerk. If that person is emblematic of a Bernie Sanders voter, then I too would rather see a President Trump.



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173,179 gimmie
gimmie
gimmie
gimmie
Don't want to do the hard work myself, gimmee.

Your typical Sanders supporter, explained right there.



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173,178 We live in a time and era when someone quite seriously says they'd rather have Trump than Sanders for President of the United States.

This is how stupid, pathetic, and ignorant we have become. Conservatives have always been a cancer, but this kind of ignorance is just a fireball of destruction.

We should buck up as a nation and resolve to cut the cancer and ignorance out. And if you are out there wondering if Trump or Sanders is the better choice -- if you really cannot tell -- just lobotomize yourself. It's an improvement.

Sanders, all the way.



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173,177 I miss you so so so much.  You were supposed to be the one.  How could I have been so wrong.  Weird how I feel you still could be.  Its times like these that I don't like me.



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173,176 165, banks and other financial institutions are replacing credit and debit cards with ones that have the chip inside. Without going into details, the chip makes purchases much more secure than the old cards without the chip that you swipe at the cashier. I'll bet this is why you got a new card although the old one didn't yet expire and it wasn't requested by you.



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173,175 insert something deep and meaningful here



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173,174 Small perky breasts are only good on art models. Give me huge fistfuls of luscious breasts all day. I don't give a damn if they sag, big breasts are always better. I could motorboat them all the live long day.



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173,173 My husband likes Broadway plays more than me.  Didn't you hear Neil Patrick Harris's 2011 Tony opening?  It's also for well to do suburbanites and liberal intellectuals...  But yes, he likes operas and Broadway plays.  He's also 40 who acts like a 60 year old man all his life and loves Sinatra, drinks single malts, and smokes his Cavendish.  He's just classy.



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173,172 In my house bouffer means a derogatory word for a black person. We said it a lot a lot.



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173,171 In my house no one says fart. They say boufer. As in, "Who made a boufer?"



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173,170 I too am a man who likes small breasts on women -- but I absolutely love long, pointy nipples. They drive me crazy. And I also used to have erection problems as I got older but cialis really does make sex possible. my only problem now, and it has always been a problem, is that it takes forever for me to cum, whether she's sucking me, i'm fucking her or in her ass. I get really, really anxious when it takes too long. I can just picture my partner thinking about her address book, or doing her nails or something else while I am plowing away desperately trying to cum. If i want to give her a treat I hold off masturbating for a week so I can cum in like two minutes, then I spray all over her tits. It makes me feel so good when it happens quickly. Then i hug her so tight and tell her she is beautiful and that I love her. I just want to make up for taking so long to cum the other times.



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173,169 I had friends who were taught by their parents to say titties, caca and wee wee. Even as a small child I questioned the wisdom of this choice.



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173,168 Whenever my husband has to go away a couple days or so for work, I always make a big deal out of it and act like I will miss him soooo much and am so sad he won't be here. When he comes back, I act all happy to see him and say how much I missed him and didn't get any sleep without him. I act like a doting, loving housewife who can't get enough of her husband.

The truth is, I'm fine when he leaves. Actually I could care less. Sure I like having him around when he's here, but I like my alone time too and do just fine on my own. I only pretend to be "oh so distraught" and "a complete mess" because he likes that. Its one of the many things I do to play the part of completely devoted stay at home housewife and mom. The secret to my happy marriage is I pretend my whole world revolves around him because he loves feeling like the king. So I let him keep thinking this.

And tonight when he comes home after being gone for two days, I will run to the door with a huge smile and a big hug looking like a giddy schoolgirl. I'll cook him dinner and even give him an enthusiastic blow job later to show him how much I "missed him". But when he leaves again , I'll just sit on the couch, turn on Netflix and laugh and laugh :)



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173,167 Did you know that boys very first girlfriend is their mum? Yes, starts at the nipple. When they pull tug root around and smile at mummy all the while. Think about it. Doesn't it explain so much?



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173,166 I like musicals.

--- Married man



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173,165 My credit card was denied. To make matters worse, I was at CostCo. It was my Amex. That's the only card they take. How embarrassing. Everyone on line was rolling their eyes at me. What a loser I must be to have my credit card canceled...

But it made no sense. I pay my bills. I never miss.

When I returned home I gave Amex a call. The said they canceled my card because they sent me a new one. I said I never asked for a new one. They sent one anyway. I said the current card doesn't expire for three more years, in 2019. They sent a new one anyway for "security reasons".

Let me get this straight. I was doing just fine with my first card. No security issues. But to make security even better, they issued me a second card. So now I don't just have to worry about having the first card stolen. Now there is a second card which could be stolen. And in fact I have no idea where it is. This is somehow enhancing security - to double the chances that a card could be stolen. And as icing on the cake, I'm left looking like an idiot at CostCo.  This is their idea of better security and good customer service????

Who thinks of these things?



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173,164 How can it be that terrorists in the Middle East have good enough cell phone service that they can use the devices to detonate bombs. But here in suburban New York I can't get a signal?



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173,163 I have high cholestrol and I still eat three eggs each morning for breakfast.



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173,162 Erectile dysfunction is a medical issue that can be treated! I had an issue for years, until I talked with my Doc. The problem is restricted blood vessels. 1 Cialis and I can get as hard as an 18yr old with a cheerleader girlfriend! No, it's not a magic boner pill. It doesn't instantly give you an erection for hours. It simply makes it possible when you're ready. I wish I had asked my Doc 10 years ago!

M/49



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173,161 I'm an ass/leg man, so boobs are an afterthought. I much prefer smaller. Just enough for a little cleavage is all I need. And no, I'm not a liar.



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173,160 I prefer smaller breasts as well. Especially as women get past their 20's and big breasts start sagging. The woman I am seeing is 58 and has a great body - small breasts (35A I believe) that are still firm and beautiful with slightly puffy pretty nipples. Love her breasts.



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173,159 If I'm lying then I'm dying...  Boobs are overrated so stop spending time with tools.



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173,158 Any man who says he prefers smaller breasts is a lying sack of shit who deserves to have his dick chopped off.



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173,157 I have a big crush on my coworker. He must be in his mid to late thirties. Very intelligent, very witty and has a sense of humor that's hard to explain. Makes people think he's an arrogant ass.

He doesn't talk to many people, but he talks a lot to me. Told other coworkers that he loves working with me and seems to put extra thought into how he's going to annoy me when he sees me next. It was sort of funny, I thought he hated me or at least just liked torturing me because of all the smart-ass comments he'd make. Turns out he lives for it and, weirdo that I am, I like it right back. I've been giving it right back to him and he seems to enjoy it.

Now the downside (and there is always a downside) is that he has a wife and kids. So I can't pursue this. Even if he suggested something, I would refuse the offer and deny any feelings at all. I can't bring myself to stop with the stupid conversations, but I compare him to a brother out loud to everyone listening. Some days I even ask how his wife and kids are. I tell myself repeatedly that he just likes to bug me, and that it doesn't matter if he felt more than that, anyway, because NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN. It's so damn hard to find someone who's that appealing to me, but it's no excuse to try to take someone else's man.

I can't shut up about him. I must be so painfully obvious to everyone else (I am so grateful that they don't call me out on it). This is already bad enough, why can't I just stop talking about him?

I feel happy when I hear that almost all of my coworkers do not like his wife. When I hear that he only married her because he got her pregnant. I shouldn't feel that way.

And hell, I've been dreaming about the guy. That's not right. I should not have such a strong fixation on a guy who only rags on me.

I can only take solace in the fact that I can control my actions, even if I can't control my feelings. Still, it would be nice if I could meet a single guy that I could have this kind of chemistry with. Please?

23/f



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173,156 I'm glad you found someone else.



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173,155 It still hurts. I'm trying to be strong.



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173,154 We're all wired our own way.  I'm 49 going on 50 this July.  Been married 24 years Jan.  Been exclusive with my sexy wife since ྕ.  She can stroke and please me for an hour and I can hold it.  I reciprocate but once I slide it in, I melt.  I'm finished within 2 mins max.

The closest that I can relate it to is it's like I'm sliding into a bathtub of hot wax.  My body goes blah.......   I like that.  I go full out derp.



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173,153 I'm married and old. I never did find my soulmate. Too late now.



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173,152 Willie Nelson - Spirit



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173,151 I used to sleep with the receptionist from work. This was in New York City. We lived around the corner from each other. I didn't have a girlfriend, she didn't have a boyfriend. Once a week or so, I'd call her up late at night ask if I could come over. We'd fuck. Afterwards I'd go back to my apartment.

The next day, she was the receptionist again. We never said anything personal to each other in the office. We never made reference to the sex. We never even acted warm and friendly to each other. It was strictly business in the office. It's like we had two separate relationships. The office professionals and the fuck buddies.

This went on for about a year. She eventually found a boyfriend, and I found a girlfriend, so our late night get-togethers stopped.

The thought of this relationship has always made me sad. I used her for sex. For her part, I don't think women use men for sex. I think she tolerated me hoping for something more perhaps?

I'm glad she finally found someone who would treat her as person and not just a hole to fuck.



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173,150 I loved you so much. After everything we had been through, I would've done anything for you. Anything. To be back in your life I would have made wrong things right and turned my life around so fast your head would've spun. Now I think about you all the time and long for you. Tis my destiny to ache for you from afar.



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173,149 It's a struggle to get an erection.



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173,148 Matt,
Today I freaked out after I realized a kid who sits behind me in chemistry class has your voice. Not your voice now necessarily, but back when I knew you. I had to leave the room. It kind of surprised me to have had such an effect on me. I hated that kid. I didn't care what kind of a person he was, I wanted him out of that classroom. I will endure it, though I admit it brings me pain. You forgave me, and it freed me from chains, but some days I miss the past. I wish we could have loved and lost. That would be less painful than this. I am happy now, on a mission in the world, and thankful for your brief touch. I hope you're doing well.
Shannon



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173,147 The worst thing about Millenials, hands down, is how many of them support Bernie Sanders for President. It is painfully obvious to everyone else that they have no idea what they're voting for. If Sanders becomes President, he will ruin this entire country within a month. I'd rather deal with President Trump.



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173,146 Okay, I'm weird. But I do sometimes make people's lives interesting.

36 years ago I had my first post-college job. I worked for small tech company. One day I borrowed a red-handled hacksaw from the company tool room. The next day the boss cornered me and asked if I had taken it. I immediately lied and said no. I don't know why I lied. He caught me off guard and the lie just came out.

With my twisted logic, I couldn't then bring the hacksaw back to work or he'd know I lied.  So I kept it.

This past summer I was working on something in my basement and I was using the red-handled hacksaw. I started thinking about how the tool came into my possession. I still felt guilty. But all this time later I'd like to think I'm a little more mature and responsible.

I looked up my former boss on the internet. He is still alive and still living in the same town. And just like that, I hopped in the car and drove two hours. Which was kind of crazy because I arrived at his front door at one in the morning.  I left the red-handled hacksaw, a bottle of wine, and a note saying "Sorry".

I didn't leave my name. Maybe I'm more mature 36 years later, but I'm still a coward. :)

None-the-less, he probably has a good story to tell - the red-handled hacksaw which magically reappeared after a 36 year absence.



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173,145 Today was the first day I gained some respect for the man I hate.



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173,144 Oral is the only thing which works for me. 45,f



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173,143 I can only get off from oral or clitoral stimulation
33/f



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173,142 Having him deep inside, feeling every pulse as he cums in me...  best feeling ever.



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173,141 The woman I'm seeing cannot cum from oral. This surprises me. We've always been told that it is direct clitoral stimulation that gets women off.

Too bad since I love doing it.

Other women on here with the same experience, post your feelings.



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173,140 Oh fuck...
I know I have to end this
We are so not a romantic match

I tried.



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173,139 173129 - Don't be supportive, get the fuck out of the marriage ASAP, especially if you don't have kids. If this is the beginning it will only get 100 times worse. Go ahead, really read up on borderlines and see if your wife exhibits other behaviors. If so, run as fast as you can, because you can not yet imagine the hell you will go through. She will never admit she is sick. You have been warned....let us all know in a few years how miserable your life is if you chose to stay with her. Normal women do NOT get angry for no reason at all or because a silly reason like they felt slighted years ago. Someone may say, well all woman are illogical sometimes, but there is a big difference how far they take it. Good luck with what ever you do, you will need it.



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173,138 173129 - Don't be supportive, get the fuck out of the marriage ASAP, especially if you don't have kids. If this is the beginning it will only get 100 times worse. Go ahead, really read up on borderlines and see if your wife exhibits other behaviors. If so, run as fast as you can, because you can not yet imagine the hell you will go through. She will never admit she is sick. You have been warned....let us all know in a few years how miserable your life is if you chose to stay with her. Normal women do NOT get angry for no reason at all or because a silly reason like they felt slighted years ago. Someone may say, well all woman are illogical sometimes, but there is a big difference how far they take it. Good luck with what ever you do, you will need it.



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173,137 Unreasonable anger that comes and goes with no good reason is not normal human behavior.



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173,136 When I was a kid I remember my mother always trying to make my father happy. It was a good memory. My mother would want my father to come shopping. He'd be reluctant. My mother would say something like, "Come on, it will make you happy." Then my father would go shopping. That's all it took. I remember thinking how easy going both my parents were. Just my mother saying it would make my father happy was enough to get him to change his mind.  

All these years later, I'm married. I was thinking about the way my mother would handle things with my father. Light bulb moment. Like a knock-me-over light bulb moment.

My mother wasn't saying, "Come on, it will make you happy."  She was saying, "Come on, I'll make you happy." It was code. I thought they were going into the bedroom for 20 minutes to get ready to go out, but she was actually in there giving him a blow job. That's what she meant by "make you happy."

Lol, I'm such an idiot. For years I thought they were motivated by the mere suggestion of happiness. No! My mother was bribing my father with sex!

Mom!!



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173,135 People aren't even allowed to wake up grouchy, anymore.



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173,134 Babe, I am miserable without you still


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173,133 173129 - Don't be supportive, get the fuck out of the marriage ASAP, especially if you don't have kids. If this is the beginning it will only get 100 times worse. Go ahead, really read up on borderlines and see if your wife exhibits other behaviors. If so, run as fast as you can, because you can not yet imagine the hell you will go through. She will never admit she is sick. You have been warned....let us all know in a few years how miserable your life is if you chose to stay with her. Normal women do NOT get angry for no reason at all or because a silly reason like they felt slighted years ago. Someone may say, well all woman are illogical sometimes, but there is a big difference how far they take it. Good luck with what ever you do, you will need it.



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173,132 I've finally developed an appreciation for the communication methods which normal people have generally settled on as fine and good and necessary. Such as cell phones, email, and speaking out-loud to people who are actually present. Which doesn't mean that I'm going to use them all, necessarily. It just means that I appreciate them. With craziness comes a very great resistance to change.

O.Z.P - Throw back the curtain, I've been waiting for years.
D.G. - Watch out for strange weather patterns.



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173,131 173129  Your wife may be bipolar or have Borderline Personality Disorder... But only her shrink can diagnose that.  Sometimes we look for reasons because we are comfortable with logic but sometimes the reason is biological and she can't help it or know herself.  Set boundaries to look out for yourself but be as supportive as you can.  My PTSD leaves me with anxiety and depression in a perpetual cyclical loop.  Luckily, I have a very supportive husband who, after over a decade of marriage, has learned not to take my emotions personally while validating them at the same time. It's not easy for you and it's not easy for her.  Don't take it personally and continue to show compassion.  Pushing her for a reason if the reason is that she is lacking the ability to make enough serotonin or some other neurological chemicals isn't fair to her at all.  She may not know herself.



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173,130 Whenever I try to imagine what my ex-wife is up to, my mind automatically supplies a soundtrack that plays Herb Alpert's "Spanish Flea" on an endless loop. Goes shopping-Spanish Flea. Goes out for a smoke-Spanish Flea. Gabs endlessly on the phone to some poor soul or browses the Internet, well, you get the picture. That's her theme music.



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173,129 I like hearing about sex my wife did with other men before we met. She tells me who she sucked off and who fucked her in the ass. Over the years I've run into some of these men. I look at them and think about how his dick was shooting a load up my wife's ass.



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173,128 My wife doesn't even know why she's angry with me. I'll wake up some mornings and she'll be in the kitchen happy as can be. She'll give me a morning kiss and hand me a plate of pancakes.

Then on other mornings I'll come into the kitchen and she barks at me like an angry junkyard dog.  I'll ask what she's angry about and she has no answer. She's just angry and it has nothing to do with me or anyone else - except that the anger is directed at me.

A couple of times I've pushed her to dig down deep for a reason why she is suddenly so angry on a particular morning. After much prodding she came back with the idea that a dozen years ago she made dinner and I apparently didn't rave about how good it was.  Does that sound like a reasonable person to you? She's angry because I didn't compliment her dinner enough all those years ago?

Clearly her reason to be angry is made up. And I might add really stupid. But this is who she has become. Irrational anger, made up excuses.  All around unpleasant. Life is too short for this bull. I'm strongly thinking of getting out of here.



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173,127 I should be job hunting. I'm looking up porn.

34F

Maybe I should have done more porn watching with my husband...then maybe he wouldn't have fallen out of love with me and want a divorce.



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173,126 Growing up, my sisters and I couldn't say butt, fart, suck, swear, darn. It was "bottom" for butt. "Fluff" or "gas" for fart. I get it that my parents wanted us to sound proper but that is way too fucking far xD



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173,125 Friday I went out with some friends from work and we were all talking about how shitty the company is. I never say anything bad about the company (even though it is a fucked up place) but that day I was super frustrated about an issue I had been having so I ranted along with everyone else.

I hope it doesn't come back to bite me in the ass.



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173,124 grad school educated here,couldn't find a job so now I'm cruising through Craigslist for odd jobs which include nude modeling and french maid...........$250,000 in debt and this is what I must do,I'm so proud of myself.....would have been better off as a waitress



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173,123 i don't like liars.



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173,122 My obnoxious neighbor is a criminal he hack into my wifi not just that but he also has done it to the other neighbors . That only reason I haven't call the cops on him it's because I feel sorry for his family .  He will go into websites I frequent and make up this stories about me or other neighbors , he lived to troll . That funny thing the guy is freaking loser , he doesn't even own the place where he lives . He lives at home with his family lol , drives a shitty car , dress homely and talks like a wannabe thug .  No wonder he wants to vote for the Sanders guy , he is just a free loader who hates people who are doing better than him . He will go into forums and preten he is a war vet that's how crazy that guy is . I mean who takes credit for something they didn't do.



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173,121 In my house any profanity and slang was forbidden. I remember one summer we spend a lot of time in the big city hanging out with my cousins who used to used a lot of slang and of course we pick some of it , my father over heard me and my sister talking like my cousins . He was very upset and lecture us why we should speak properly . Until this day even though I'm an adult , I don't curse or used any slang .



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173,120 How odd some people are for having the desire of cumming on a woman's feet.



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173,119 Today, I fucked everything up and killed something my friends all loved. FML



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173,118 The kids next door to me were forbidden to say "lie".  They could not say, "You're lying".  Instead their mom insisted the only acceptable word was "fib".  Do you know how ridiculous it sounds for a 17yo to accuse you of "fibbing"?  Hilariously ridiculous.



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173,117 My mom didn't try to teach us not to say 'suck' or words like that.  She was... probably relatively fair on bad words.  Damn, shit, fuck, etc. were words to avoid.  I say them all the time now, and she cussed like a sailor anyway back in the day.

However, when I was single-digit-aged, there were these neighborhood kids who had such rules about the 'lesser' swears.  Suck was included.  But so was 'duh' and 'swear.'  That's right.  They weren't allowed to say "I swear!"  As in, "This is awful, I swear!"  And they weren't allowed to say, "Haha I messed up, duh, I should have known better."

These parents did a great job of keeping them in the dark about knowing any swears.  The last time I saw these kids, we got to talking about these words and they said they didn't know what the 'f' word was.  I said I wouldn't tell them, but it rhymed with 'suck.'

Loudly the girl (they were twins, a boy and a girl) said, "Is it FUCK?!"  And I just had to laugh and say yes.

I really did like these kids when I played with them.  But I imagine their parents really didn't like me.  I never saw those kids again, but sometimes I miss them.  The boy, I'm sure, probably grew up to be a bit more stuffy.  The girl, I remember, really seemed to like my attitude on things.  I'm pretty sure I instilled a lifelong lesson in her.



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173,116 You miss the point. I'm not actually arguing against the children of illegal aliens being citizens. I'm using it as an example to show the flaw in Cruz's argument.

The US Constitution says you must be a natural born citizen to become President. Conveniently, Cruz wants to redefine the common sense on what that means.

If you are born in Canada, you are Canadian at birth and cannot be President of the United States.



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173,115 I am dating myself, embracing being single and I love it!

I'll be the best version of myself and that love will come I  time, if ever.

Here's to life well lived!



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173,114 Shouldn't be a SECRET and I hate responding to political stuff but...

The Constitution states...
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States

Until the 20th Century, this was interpreted as meaning LEGAL aliens would bear children who were US citizens if they are born on US soil.

As for Cruz being born in Canada.  Technically, he could have assumed either citizenship.  Winston Churchill was born to an American mother on UK soil.  He could have assumed either but chose the UK.  Cruz chose US.

Please don't allow politicians to frame issues for you.  Or even me.  Do the research.



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173,113 Sometimes I feel like I'm really stuck where I'm at in life and I just feel like burying my emotions with pleasure... binge watching movies or shows, or streams.. playing games, drinking, eating junk food... Just trying to escape.

But the truth is, when I actually face my circumstances, my life really isn't bad. I'm not really stuck.. I just think I am.

I have a wealth of knowledge available to me, I just need to resolve to learn it. I have lots of people who care deeply about me, I just need to reach out to them. I have a world of opportunity that awaits me, I just need to open my eyes.

I don't need to be depressed. I should be thrilled for all that is ahead. I am excited. Why should I be depressed when I can be excited and filled with joy for the future?

-Just some thoughts. We aren't really stuck anywhere... if we change what we put into our head, we change our thoughts, if we change our thoughts, we can change how we feel... if we learn to control our feelings, well, we'll be damn near unstoppable.

-a 24 year old feeling a drift in life-



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173,112 Instead of falling out of love with you, I have fallen more and more deeply. If we break up, I know I will die. Actually, maybe I will just wish I died.



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173,111 I'm sure he's happy without me.



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173,110 I want to kill myself but I'm afraid with how much I've pushed people away, no one will miss me.
I can't think of anything worse than that.



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173,109 Growing up, us kids were forbidden by our mother to say the phrase "Oh my God" and the word "suck" as in "That sucks" ect. She said it was the same thing as swearing. Oh my god....lol



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173,108 To the terrible, awesome person who abandoned their cat on my driveway last spring:

I'd hate you for disposing of MY fantastic cat but I more often give you the benefit of the doubt. Maybe you couldn't care for him any longer. That must have been awful. I think you loved him because he is neutered and disease free. It blew my mind to find that out. I like to think you saw our white farmhouse and thought he would be loved and taken care of here. He is.

We have dogs and chickens and never thought we needed a cat. Wrong. He shines a light on this farm that you could see a hundred miles away. He's like the coolest dog you could ever hope for. He follows us around, content to be with us whatever we are doing, glad to dart out to save us from menacing field mice. He curls up on our laps on lazy Sunday afternoons. He runs out to meet me when he hears my Jeep when I come home from work.

He may weigh 10 extra pounds because I love him so much. You'd be so happy to see him. He's the greatest thing that's happened to us since we found this pretty, old farm. And I'd like to think he knows how lucky he makes me feel. If he feels as lucky, well, that's the only way this could be better.

So thank you, if you dropped him off for us to find and love.

If you just threw a cat out to be rid of him, the laugh is on you. You got rid of the greatest cat the world has known.

His name is Moseley now. If you miss him, I'm sorry. If not, you have a karma truck to prepare for.

Thanks again.



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173,107 My husband wonders why I'm not into sex. He's fat and old. Sex with him means I have to take a fat old man's penis into my mouth. Ew.



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173,106 By Ted Cruz logic, Donald Trump isn't an American citizen. His mother was born in Scotland. Therefore Donald Trump is a citizen of Great Britain. So Donald Trump can't run for President.  Even though he was born here. But Ted Cruz can run for President. Even though he wasn't born here.

Now I see why the rest of Congress despises Ted Cruz.

I have no tolerance for candidates twisting the truth.  No tolerance at all. Ted Cruz, please move back to your home country.



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173,105 I've spent the whole day in my underwear binge watching different Jane Austen mini series and the Office.



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173,104 I slept with my friend's wife. I probably shouldn't have done it. I have no self control. Neither does she. My friend didn't deserve to have it happen. Ps: He doesn't know it happened. Not yet. I don't know what to do if and when he finds out.



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173,103 Amazing how much politicians lie. They will shamelessly look right in the camera and say things which aren't true. Take the case of Ted Cruz. He's running for President. But he was born in Canada. Ask any school kid. Everyone knows you must be born in the USA to become President. This rule has been taught for centuries. But suddenly no, according to Cruz's people, if you are born in another country but your mother is America, then you are a natural born American. What??? So if you are born in Canada you are not Canadian? That's like the dumbest claim ever.

And at the same time people are making the argument that if a Mexican woman sneaks across the border into Los Angeles and has a child here, then her child is American and therefore the mother and child can stay here. Huh? The mother is Mexican, so by Cruz's argument, the child is Mexican and must leave our country.

So which argument is correct?

Oh they are both correct depending on who wants to gain personally. That's the way politics works. The answers can be different on different days depending on who stands to profit. It's all dishonest and corrupt. Trump seems to be the only person willing to say so.



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173,102 Growing up my mom practically forbade us from saying the words "fart" and "stink".  We had no idea why she made such a big deal out of those 2 words and would say them anyway and laugh.  Did anyone else's mom do something like this?



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173,101 I once let a work colleague be blamed for something I did wrong. I didn't plan it that way. It just sort of happened. I could have and should have spoken up and corrected everyone's wrong assumption. But I said nothing. People had done it to me in the past. It was infuriating. So when everyone made the wrong assumption, in a weak moment, I let it fly.

I've thought about this much more than you'd imagine over the years. I did a bad thing. It still troubles me. My colleague's name was Mark. I'm not sure of his last name, maybe it was Cross? He worked in the compliance department. If you know him, let him know I'm sorry.



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173,100 I know I am disgusting and there is too much to explain about myself. I have scars on my body and my pussy had to be stitched closed after I was raped; you can see and feel how the skin is weird there. The world moves so fast and everyone expects you to be on the same page. I don't think anyone will ever be patient enough  to get to know me, especially as I am nearing 40 and have never even had a boyfriend.



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