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173,599 Sometimes when I'm going down on a woman, I'll get one of her pubic hairs caught in my teeth. I wont' realize it and when I move my head I end up inadvertently yanking out the pubic hair. Sorry. That must pinch. I want women to know it's not intentional. But explaining all this while I'll licking your pussy seems like bad timing. So I'm explaining it now.



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173,598 I love dogs, but people who don't use leashes on their dogs while on walks are inconsiderate a-holes. "My dog is so good," they'll say, as the dog proceeds to run up and bark/jump at somebody or it runs into the road. No dogs are "well-behaved". They are DOGS. They do not understand manners or traffic. Put your dog on a leash.



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173,597 My worst job ever. I was the new guy. This was a white collar, very professional company. Right away I could tell my boss was difficult. If ever he didn't like the answer to a question, he'd snap me in the head with his pencil. Then he'd say something like, "Just checking to see if it's hollow in there."

He could do this several times a day. At first I tried to smile and say haha. But it quickly became annoying. It's probably illegal as well, you can't hit your employee in the head.

In the second week there I finally stood up for myself. He hit me in the head and I asked him to please not do that any more. This was an affront to his ego. If he was being asked to stop, then it could be interpreted that he was doing something wrong. His ego couldn't allow it to appear that he was doing something wrong. His response was to hit me in the head 10 times in a row while saying, "Stop what [whack]... stop this[whack]... stop hitting your empty head with my pencil[whack]... if it wasn't empty then I wouldn't have to hit it[whack]... it's all in your control.[whack]"

What were my choices at that point?  I could try to ignore him and his whacks. I could grab hold of his wrist. I could punch him in the face. Or I could walk out the door and find a new job.

I chose the last option. I left. One minute I was employed, the next minute I was in leaving the building forever. I never called Human Resources to explain. The company never called me. This was also within the first two weeks and so I never received my first paycheck. I worked for almost two weeks for free while get getting whacked in the head.

How could an employee like my boss exist? How could this company exist? Where is the justice in this?  Worst job ever.



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173,596 Zoning rules are for pussies.



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173,595 Every conversation with you is needlessly tense. I'm afraid something I say will set you off. I can tell you are waiting to pounce on me. And why? I'm a nice person who does nice things for people. You on the other hand are an angry bitter person who blames anything and everything in your life on me. You don't like the food at the restaurant, it's my fault, as if I was the cook. You don't like that's it's snowing, this is my fault too, as if I control the weather. I deeply regret ever marrying you.



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173,594 Holy shit the Ashley Graham Sports Illustrated cover is banging. I'm so glad that the world is starting to recognize that some folks not only enjoy but prefer voluptuous women!



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173,593 Dogs taught me that life's a bitch.



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173,592 I loved my single life. I'd date all the time. I'd take a girl out to a nice restaurant. We'd have a good conversation. (When does that ever happen in married life where you have a good conversation with your wife?) I'd try to make her laugh. We'd walk arm in arm. We'd see a good movie or a play. A trust would develop. Then there would be that magic moment when she'd agree to come back to my place. Exciting sex would follow.

Marriage has none of this. Marriage is dumb. Don't get married.



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173,591 I would fuck Bob Odenkirk.



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173,590 Something that dog owners can be quite unaware of is how much their dogs bark when they (the owners) are not at home, or even that their dogs bark at all.  A dog that barks for hours on end until the owner comes home can drive long-suffering neighbours to desperation.

I have two neighbouring households (I'll call them A and B) with barking dogs.  When neighbours A and B are both home, you wouldn't know the dogs were there.  If one of the neighbours is absent, the barking is greatly reduced because the other neighbour's dogs aren't there to carry on the other side of a doggy "conversation".  Just the other day I heard neighbour A yelling at B's dog to shut up.  What A is probably quite unaware of is that his two dogs are the main offenders in starting and prolonging "conversations" that commence from when A and B have left for work and can continue for maybe half an hour, or maybe even for much of the morning.  The best I can do about it is to try to shut the "conversation" down (usually successfully) by targeting B's dog with one of those ultrasonic dog silencer devices.  Unfortunately, I can't get an acoustic line of sight to A's dogs to get to the greater root of the problem.

People don't just poison dogs for no reason.  If it's not because the dog could be trespassing onto other people's property, or could be attacking or menacing other people going about their lawful business in public, then it might be because, when you're not around to hear it, your dog won't shut up.



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173,589 I didn't realize how much I missed you until we talked again. I don't think you'll ever realize what you mean to me. I wish you could be mine.



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173,588 Dog owners need to be responsible and keep their dogs on their own property, and always use a leash when taking walks to control their dogs. Then they wouldn't have to worry about them getting into poison meant for rats that a homeowner has every right to use on THEIR property :)



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173,585 I hope the person who used rat poison in my neighborhood and killed my dog, dies.



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173,584 It's not hard at all to get abs. It's all diet. It's a reflection of how disciplined someone is. It doesn't make you a better or a worse person than anyone else, but it sure as hell is attractive. Think and like what you want, but I'd take a guy with abs any day.

33/f and yes I have abs



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173,582 My heart is shattered into a million pieces.
I walked away from a man I truly loved because I don't feel like he truly loves me.
He nags me about stupid shit, yet I accept his flaws.
And trust me, he has way more baggage that I do, way more.

I'm so easily dismissed.
We have never had an argument, more like discussions about things without the raising of voices and cursing.

Well though I feel like I've wasted time, I am glad to have known love. Mr. Romantic turned out to be a nagging bitch.

36f...single...



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173,581 On Sunday afternoon, while I was working at my computer, something strange suddenly happened in the vision of one of my eyes.  Some online research established that it was a symptomatic posterior vitreous detachment (PVD), and that one should get it looked at right away because it could be a sign of something much worse about to happen.  Within 24 hours, after having to first get a general (medical) practitioner's referral for specialist treatment, I had been examined by two ophthalmologists at the local public hospital - two because my case was unusual enough for the first ophthalmologist to seek a second opinion from a colleague.  At least I didn't have to worry about expenses, other than the cost of getting a taxi there and back (because you can't drive after your eyes have been dilated for an examination).  Thank goodness for our "socialist" national health system in my country!

The affected eye is presently "on probation", and I have to go back for a review examination next week.  The vision is a little grainy, but that should hopefully settle down over the next few weeks or months.  I can still read okay, and it doesn't feel any different for driving.

However, if both eyes were as my affected eye is at the moment, things would be different.  I would have trouble reading small print without a magnifying glass.  Fortunately, one can enlarge text size on a computer.  While I could still drive around without problems, I don't know whether I would have difficulties passing the vision test for my next driver's licence renewal.  Thankfully, it's still over two years away.

This has been a wake-up call for how tenuous my overall situation is.  I have only one close non-elderly blood relative, and he lives hundreds of miles away in my original home town.  I'm retired, and my last remaining friend in this city lives at the other end of town.  For all intents and purposes, I cannot count on a family-or-friends support system here.  I have to be self-sufficient.  There is a realistic possibility that I could later experience a similar event with my other eye.  My greatest interests are reading, using and managing my computer (kind of like the things that I used to do for a job), and I need to be independently mobile.  If something happened to me to curtail those activities, then a satisfying life would be effectively over for me.

I am also haunted by the possibility that I could be a candidate for Alzheimer's.  I saw my father descend well into it until he was hospitalised and soon thereafter mercifully taken by "the old man's friend", pneumonia.  When you've seen your own parent reduced to being dressed, spoon-fed and toileted on an adult potty-chair like a baby, you know that you wouldn't wish to be seen reaching that end yourself.  While I'm perfectly competent running my life, there are sometimes those little moments of hesitation or indecision that make me wonder if there's more to come later.

For quite a few years I have occasionally toyed idly with the prospect of self-deliverance from this life if it were no longer worthwhile or dignified to carry on.  This wake-up call has prompted me to take the next step.  I have just ordered a kit from an organisation founded by a man sometimes referred to as "Dr Death" in my own country and described to Americans as our counterpart to Jack Kevorkian.  The other required part of the kit can't be legally sold here because it could only have one socially disapproved purpose, so you have to make it up yourself (it's pretty simple) from innocuous readily obtainable items.  I found all the required how-to videos and text descriptions on the Web, so that's a little craftwork for me to buy items for when I'm next out shopping.

I just want to get this organised while I'm still rational and capable, and to have the comfort of knowing that Plan B is on stand-by in the cupboard and available should I one day feel that it's time for its implementation.  I can't talk about this with real-life associates.  It's not only a total downer of a topic that would likely change forever their perceptions of me, but it could also come across as melodramatic or attention seeking.



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173,580 I look at porn for a couple of hours every day. I wade through endless photos of mostly amateur ladies getting fucked and so on.  I figure I see a photo every 10 seconds. This equates to six woman a minute. 360 per hour. 720 per day. That's 250,000 per year.

Over the last 10 years I've then seen 2.5 million photos of naked women. This is 2% of the women in the US. Or one out of every 50 women I know.

So how come I've never seen anyone I know in these naked photos? Shouldn't I have seen someone by now?

I'm beginning to think porn isn't real. Maybe all porn is computer generated by government mainframes as a way to occupy the masses and stop us from rebelling against the incredible monotony of ordinary life.

And I've been jerking off to this idea????

If I don't see someone I know soon then I call bullshit and I'll know porn is fake.



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173,579 I think I got a woman pregnant when I was 23 years old. I'm not sure. She was a friend of my girlfriend at the time. I had a wild unprotected sex romp with her. A few months later my girlfriend told me her friend was pregnant. My girlfriend didn't know I had sex with the woman and I could be the father. My girlfriend and I broke up at about that time. I lost track of both of them. So I don't know what happened. Maybe the woman had the child?? In which case I'd be a father with a child in college. Weird to think about.



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173,578 I've wasted 17 years of my life being married to a self centered mean person. I will not waste an 18th.

(How could I have tolerated this for so long?  Somewhere in there I got lost. I was so distracted by the mind games that I lost track of time. I think that's the trick of bad people. They distract you with their ploys. You don't realize you are being sucked into their world. It's why the bad marriages go on for far too long. But now I've seen the light.)



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173,577 Watching crazy sex scenes in shows (which is pretty much every show nowadays) makes me sad, because it reminds me what I don't have.



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173,576 If I was young and had the resources I would almost definitely leave the USA. Too many whackos, conspiracy theorists, right wing nut jobs, etc.



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173,575 I died when my wife admitted she slept with someone else. I died and never recovered.



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173,574 When I hear the drone of a plane overhead I'm slightly worried it will crash on my head. Irrational right? But when I was about 10 years old, I was playing in the backyard with some friends. We heard the drone of a plane. It passed right over us. A few seconds later it crashed in the woods down the street. I'm sure this is where my concern comes from. There is a reason for my slightly irrational fear.



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173,573 Poop smells bad, but it doesn't taste bad. It has a dark earthy flavor. It's like a strong mushroom or even a dark chocolate with high cocoa content. Did you know there are recipes involving poop as a flavoring? I'd like to try this. I'd probably be dining alone, but it would be a meal to remember if I could get a guy to try it with me.



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173,572 I wish I had cheated on my ex husband before we got divorced. I never did. I kept up my end of the bargain. I took the moral high ground. He didn't. I guess I should be pleased that I was the better person. But it still would have been more satisfying to cheat and rub it in his face.



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173,571 Ugh, WHY MEN, WHY do you think that you can "keep" a hot girl to yourself just cuz you have money??? the MINUTE you turned your back, she was on me...and I couldn't resist her.  

yes, i fucked her.  Please don't believe that $$ alone will keep that hot woman faithful.



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173,570 When my wife's family gathers and they talk politics, I envision stabbing them in the eye with a fork.



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173,569 The Pledge of Allegiance should not be required and in fact forced on people at the start of the school day or a public meeting. How lame. Ask yourself why you have to force people to state their allegiance to your country, instead of them simply wanting to do it.



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173,568 I am a semi-closeted nudist.  Semi-closeted in that I go to nude resorts or beaches twice a year by muyself.  My wife barely tolerates my 'fetish', as she calls it.  The kids are going to be out of the house in just a few years.  She imagines moving to Oregon and a quiet life.  I imagine moving to Florida so I can be a 24/7 nudist, except for work if I have to.

44 M



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173,567 My wife likes to stick her finger in her behind when we fool around.



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173,566 Jeanine Pirro is another TV show host. Just like Trump. Where are we going with this? Will our entire government be run by TV personalities?  Hey, I have an idea, Ryan Seacrest for President!



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173,565 Believe me there are not that many opportunities for someone like me. I'm kinda stupid. That's how my brain works.



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173,564 Well shit. I guess I'm ready to hang up my spatula. It's been a good run, thanks



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173,563 OK. I think I'm ready for death.
Bring it!



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173,562 I love my USA! I've been to other countries, I've seen it. And I tell ya, I would die for this country! Even as fucked up as it is. Just sayin'
A proud American.



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173,561 She is the most beautiful woman I have ever met.  I mean ever.  She wears very little makeup, she has these wonderful little freckles and a beautiful smile.  She is easy to talk to and she has a great sense of humor.  I met her when she sat down next to me at my local watering hole.  I asked her if she lost a bet because she had to sit next to me.  I talked to her and her friend the rest of that night and I could not believe men were not coming up and hitting on her.

I am older than her.  I am married.  She is single.  If she gave me the nod I would sleep with her in a heartbeat.  I would do everything humanly possible to give her the best sex of her life.  I would want to come back again and again and again just to be with her.  I know, I sound pathetic.  I guess that is my secret, I am pathetic.

Alas.



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173,560 Funny how the Supreme Court suspended Obama's fossil fuels admissions act because it was killing hundreds of thousands of jobs, they postponed the hearing until April and in the same week a conservative justice dies out of no where. Leaving a slot to be filled by Obama's appointed judge.



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173,559 Jeanine Pirro would be a perfect replacement for Scalia.



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173,558 For some reason emails from my mother in law automatically go into my junk email folder. Computers are very smart.



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173,557 I have the biggest crush on Bob Odenkirk. Isn't that odd? I've always been that way. I'm an attractive young women and I've always gone for older "oddballs." When I was a teenager all my girlfriends would pine for the latest Hollywood guy and I'd be sitting here crushing on Alan Rickman or Louis Ck. I even ended up marrying an older man. Only 7 years older but still. He's a quiet, shy scientist. Turns me on like crazy. I just love the hell out of him. He's my best friend. Seriously ladies: take a chance of the quiet/oddball ones. You might be surprised. They can be the best people. :)



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173,556 Often after work, I'll decide to masturbate. Because I'm about to change anyway, I'll use the shirt I wore that day to clean up.

Now I realize that I've ejaculated on every shirt I wear to work every day.

They're all clean of course...but its just something I think about randomly during the day.



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173,555 If all the people who rant and rave about their political bullshit would simply go outside and plant a fucking tree - the world would be a better place - and you would have made a difference - rather than being a waste of space.



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173,553 How did I know Trump had won New Hampshire?  The next day I saw awful vitriol on Trump being spit out on message boards everywhere.  None of the insults said anything about him winning the New Hampshire primary, but the amount of non-political nasty stuff about him must have gone up by a factor of 10.  And that's how I knew.  I've always believed that some people latch onto politics as their outlet for spewing out the hate that's consumed them.



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173,552 Scalia was a true American and a role model conservative. Everyone should aspire to be like him. He was one of the best things that have ever happened to America along with Washington, Kennedy, Reagan, Lincoln.



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173,551 I have BP.
And it's a nightmare for me and those around me.
Not because I'm mean, or demanding but because it's just hell.
Because you become hyper sensitive and you skin feels like it's on fire.
Because you're so depressed you can barely move-can't kill yourself because you lack the energy. It's not being sure if your angry or upset over something legitimate or if you're "over reacting" if it's the disorder.
It's ending up in abusive relationships because you don't deserve any better. Because you think you're lucky, after all they put up with you. It's waking up every morning hating yourself. It's irritability, and brain fog and barely being able to make a cup of tea because your brain decided today isn't your day. It's the ups where you talk too loud, too fast, when everything feels too slow, it's spending too much money, it's taking too many risks. The list goes on.

And it's disheartening to know most people can't deal with the ups and downs.
Tha 98% of the people you love, that say they love you. Will abandon you because it's just "too hard" for them.
To fe deemed unworthy of affection, of respect and love.
The cherry on the fucking cake.



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173,550 Scalia had a great mind. Problem was he didn't know how to use it. He was a con job who represented the interests of the main-stream conservative Establishment. I have no ill will for him or his family but am very hopeful the POTUS can select a more moderate Justice. Conservatism is like junk science and it needs to be put to bed once and for all.



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173,549 Thank goodness Valentine's day is almost over. Today would have been my 5th wedding anniversary. Instead I'm now divorced and mourning the loss of what could have been.



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173,548 I can't wait to dump my iphone. What a mistake.



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173,547 You were a very bad boyfriend yet somehow I still can't get closure.



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173,546 Every now and then I watch hidden camera porn. Two things I saw that I never forgot. There was a guy who filmed his sister in the shower. When she was done, she came out and dried herself off while looking in the mirror. She noticed a booger in her nose. She picked it out with her finger .... and ate it. I never knew adults did this. People really eat their own boogers?

The other thing I saw, two women went into the bathroom together. I know women do this. I assumed they take turns peeing. But what the camera showed is that one woman peed, and the second woman pooped. This shocked me. Women poop in front of each other? Isn't that a bit much?



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173,545 I no longer fear death. After a while you realize you have lived long enough.



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173,544 I'll tell a woman she's beautiful. I want nothing from it. I'll see her walking along the sidewalk. I'll smile and say, "You are beautiful." I keep walking and don't look back.  Women deserve to know.



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173,543 My life is stuck in wait and see mode.



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173,542 I need a divorce.



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173,541 I guess I'm just too independent to have a boyfriend.  A long-term one, anyway.



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173,540 I wish I could spend my days with you. You get all of my jokes and I'm amazed by your talent. Let's run away together and be happy.



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173,539 527 No it's not. I don't care about abs. My guy doesn't have a six pack, or a four pack. He never had and never will, and I couldn't care less. He has a big heart and kind eyes, a smart brain and a stupid sense of humour. Sure he has a cute sexy smile, but I don't want a guy who spends hours at the gym to get the "perfect" body - I want a guy who hugs like a giant teddy bear instead of a brick wall!

Men of the world; if you want to put that time and effort in to get ripped, go ahead, but there *are* women out there who don't find looks the most important thing :)



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173,538 BPD certainly is a real disorder and it inflicts more mental anguish and emotional pain on those who must deal with a suffer of the disease than the suffer him/her self. BPD suffers cause untold damage to those around them and many of them are so manipulative to decieve their targets into being sucked into their psychotic world until it's too late to escape. Anyone who knows someone who has BPD should have the ethical duty to warn an unsuspecting person who enters the BPDs life. Running away from BDP is the smartest move anyone can make whether they do it consciously or subconsciously.



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173,537 If I wasn't so jealous I would be so much happier. Every girl is better than me. You're gonna fall for someone else. The girls at your work are beautiful. FUCK ME!



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173,536 BPD certainly is a real disorder and it inflicts more mental anguish and emotional pain on those who must deal with a suffer of the disease than the suffer him/her self. BPD suffers cause untold damage to those around them and many of them are so manipulative to decieve their targets into being sucked into their psychotic world until it's too late to escape. Anyone who knows someone who has BPD should have the ethical duty to warn an unsuspecting person who enters the BPDs life. Running away from BDP is the smartest move anyone can make whether they do it consciously or subconsciously.



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173,535 BPD is a real disorder.  My child has BPD.  Very few people understand it - especially family and friends.  Because of this I only speak to a few people in my family and I have lost many friends.  Read up on it people before you judge.



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173,534 Reading posts on Facebook makes me sad. It shows me people think about the most trivial things. The world is filled with dimwits. Why do I bother trying to make the world a better place. It's filled with people who post cat jokes. I want to go into isolation and read books and do crosswords puzzles and not deal with the infantile bulk of humanity.



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173,533 173531. fuck him while slapping him



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173,532 Feb 14 is also National Donor Day. Couldn't they leave that alone?  Couldn't it be just Valentines Day. Do I really have to be guilted into deciding who gets my kidneys and eyeballs if I'm hit by a bus? Couldn't National Donor be on a different day? How a bout a week from Tuesday? Does it make any difference? Couldn't we just enjoy Valentines Day for what it is?

Fuck off Donor people.



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173,531 i know a boy. i don't know if i should slap him or fuck him.



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173,530 Scalia was one of the best things that have ever happened to America. Anyone who ever speaks against him is against America. Speaking against Scalia is like speaking against Reagan.



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173,529 All the libertards that are jerking off to Scalia's death can kill themselves.



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173,528 Fuck V Day. My former boyfriend cheated on me on V Day. Who does that? What kind of fucked up person cheats on his girlfriend ON FUCKING VALENTINES DAY? Fuck V Day.



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173,527 Thank you, facebook friend, for sending me a photo-shopped version of a man with unrealistic abs. All the comments are girls tagging their friends with heart eyes emojis, and guys tagging their friends and saying "We're gonna look like this one day." It doesn't even look that good. Is this really really what girls are attracted to? Is this really what guys want to look like? I'd really rather see a picture of my man. He looks way better than this overly photo shopped guy.



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173,526 Big secret. Here's how Ivy League admissions work.  Students get two different scores which are added.

First, the students gets rated academically on a scale of 1 to 5. Most kids even bothering to apply to Harvard are at the top of their class. So basically everyone applying to Harvard gets a 5 for academics.

Next, the students get rated on non academics, again on a scale of 1 to 5.  If the student did nothing special in high school, the score is 1. Like if the students ran track, but was average. Or was in the school play in a small role.

If the student was the star of the track team or the school play, then the score is 2.

If the student ranked high in the state when it comes to track, or won a drama award on a state level, then the score is 3.

If the student was ranked high nationally in something, then the score is 4. Winning the one mile for the country. Winning an national science fair.

If the student did something on a global scale, the score is 5. This is nearly impossible. There's a 17 year old girl in Iraq who won the Nobel Prize. That's a 5. Hermione Granger made a bunch of world renowned Harry Potter movies. She would get a 5 (and did).

Basically you need an 8 or better to get in.  Not guaranteed though because many kids can get an 8.

You want to definitely get in, you need a score of 9.

You want to get in early admissions? Get a score of 9 and have more than one super big thing you've done.

So listen up kiddies, stop endlessly studying for those AP exams. Sure, they count. But more importantly, do something extraordinary outside the normal bounds of school. Go win the national science fair. Go write a book. Go start an internet company.  

My personal story, I won a national sports championship.  And completely unrelated, I placed in the top 10 on a statewide science test. And completely unrelated again, I was ranked second in the state in a musical instrument competition. That's three things. I got in early admissions. People who don't know what they are talking about will say the Ivy League doesn't offer scholarships. But with my three things, I received a full scholarship. That's how it's done.



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173,525 Media: "The nation mourns Scalia's passing."

Um, you spelled "celebrates" wrong...


Fucking right wing piece of shit



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173,524 Given a choice of raising happy kids, or successful kids, I'd rather they be successful.



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173,523 so what its valentines day, he slept til 11am, said he heard me talking to family members (3) on the phone.he asks whats up you talking to all these people already, my response "i was lonely and needed to talk to someone". needless to say he didn't get it



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173,522 I have a friend that I am always there for and support emotional. For years (decades) I have listen to almost every little problem, from very small to huge. I am always honest with her. I've tried to cut the flow of her constant negativity and self hate. I've suggested therapy. I've told her that there is no shame for seeking help and that it's not normal to let every thing effect her like it does. I've pointed out all the positive things in her life that she has accomplished. I've been friends with her because I truly love her like a sister and I remember a time when she was not this person but this week I finally realized something I should have realized a long time ago....
She's never not going to be this Debbie Downer, soul sucking, negative person. She is never going to listen to my problems like I listen to her. She is never going to seek help. She is always going to be unhappy and she is probably going to die alone.
It makes me so incredibly sad for her when she could have such a wonderful happy life if she just sought help.
I'm not going to end the friendship or anything, I've just slowly started to end the conversation when she starts a negative rant, saying I'm busy or just stating the obvious that it's a minor issue and not the end of the world. Or the best way to end a conversation is for me to start talking about a problem I am having. Never fails, she ends the conversation for me.



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173,521 Valintine's Day is a good day to find out if your spouse is cheating. Check their phone records. There will be a call or a text to the other person.



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173,520 I feel bad for telemarketers. Most people hang up on them without saying a word. I can't do it. I'm too nice. I talk to them for a minute and then apologize that I'm not interested in whatever they are pitching. I wish them good luck in their endeavors and politely say goodbye. I need to grow a spine.



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173,519 Most people who complain about silly stuff , like Valentine Day have a high school mentality or whine about anything and everything .  Mature people are too busy worrying about stuff that actually matters , like college  funds , retirement , the stock market , taxes etc ..



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173,518 All my single friends are going on about how lonely and miserable they are. I'm lonely and miserable too except I can't say a damn thing to my spouse because then it will devolve into a huge fight.

Single ladies and gents, don't fret. You're much better off that way. Enjoy the casual sex and get yourself a pet and some chocolate, that's all you really need.



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173,517 I've become fat an ugly. My cheeks protrude from my face. I'll never look young again. This is a a secret I've been keeping from myself. But now it's too hard to overlook.



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173,516 I feel like Valentines Day is a trap. Whatever I get my wife she complains. It's a thoughtless gift. Or it's cheap. She goes through the trash to find the receipt of anything I buy her. I tiptoe around the entire day waiting for her to blow up at me. Meanwhile she gets me nothing because she says it's a holiday for women only. It's a day for women to abuse men. That's my case anyway.



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173,515 Wanting an affair.



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173,514 You should just tell me how you feel about me.



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173,513 I have an amazing husband that I have been with for 15 years.  We have 2 fantastic sons.

We do not celebrate Valentine's day.  We show each other we love each other every single day, and do not need a day to put it on display for everyone else.

I wish people would stop falling into the trap or being overly concerned they are "alone" on Valentine's day.  It's just a day.  Don't judge someone by one day, but by every day.  

I tell people this, but I have learned to bite my tongue about it.  They either take it as me bragging about my marriage, or that I "don't understand."  No, people.  It's you that do not understand.  If someone puts on a show 1 day a year, but fucks around the rest of the year - get rid of them.  If someone is kind and compassionate, but is unable for whatever reason to celebrate V-day, think and accept that.  A person who really gives a fuck about you will give a fuck about you every single day, not just the day chocolate is sold in heart shaped boxes.



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173,512 I'll tell you a secret that should not be a secret. Donald Trump made the claim that Muslims in New Jersey were cheering when 9/11 happened. The media went nuts on him saying it never happened and it showed how prejudice Trump is. Well I was living and working in Jersey City when 9/11 happened. Muslims certainly did cheer. They were out on the street jumping for joy. I was scared to leave my apartment. I moved out of Jersey City a few months later. I couldn't live there anymore. So I call BS on the media for saying Trump made it up. I was there. It's true.



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173,511 I wish I could read you the card you got me for Valentine's day, 2010, but it would be to cruel and pointless. You were really sweet and thoughtful. I don't think it was just an act, which makes this even harder to process. I mostly forget about stuff like that. I have to. I could look around and find your kind words, but what difference does it make? I've found true kindness.



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173,510 We are neighbors. Your husband is a really nice guy. Please stop with your suggestions.



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173,509 A study showed that men who ejaculate more than 20 times a month are less likely to get prostate cancer. This is probably how many times I jerk off a month. Yay me.



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173,508 Spending Valentine's Day alone tomorrow too, but for the company of my dog...so I shouldn't say totally...alone..,as he is a hell of a companion...

But I think my drift can be gotten...

The man I am dating is semi-confusing...My non-physical/overall attraction...yeah, that's an issue...and this weekend without a plan? Showin' some type of hand right there, Sugar, and I reckon it was only a matter of time anyhow since I didn't bring the heat...

And you, ghostly former 'fiance'...
What a debacle
Last pre Valentime's Day was...
I remember our holiday together though
What I wore
What I cooked
They way you made an earnest attempt at going down on me
Making love on the couch

This year...
Don't know 'bout you
Don't know 'bout you
Thank you for doing me well last night..., my SMF...
We have such a damn good time together
In pockets of time
Chemistry attracted
Birds of a feather

You helped make this Valentine's Day weekend
Not so awful
3 men on my mind
You all hold a different place
Regardless, I sit here alone



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173,507 I have a 'boyfriend' yet I'm at home alone. What a joke relationships are.



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173,506 Tomorrow I'm going to spend my day alone. Happy Valentine's to me.



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173,505 So I've been clean for over six months. Lost a lot of so called "friends" but at least I gained $5,000 in my savings account. I think I'll treat myself to something nice very soon. 😀😀😀

36/F



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173,504 Anton Scalia dead! America is saved! Thank god that piece of shit is gone! YAY!!!!



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173,503 It's so cold out that I can toss a cup of water out the back door and it turns to snow before it hits the ground.



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173,502 There are 4 people in this world I despise. I swear if ever I run into any one of them, I'll beat the shit out of them.



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173,501 You are the biggest addiction I hate to love.



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173,500 173497- thank you for taking the time to write that. First off, I'm even more convinced this is BDP rather than Bi-polar. Take some time and read about it, but at the end of the day putting the correct name to the disorder makes little difference. I am in your boat, very much identical situation and scenarios took place and there is no one I'm more angry with than myself. Please I implore you, if you don't have kids, get a divorce and enjoy life. It never ever gets better. I've seen some posts by people who admit they have BDP and those are edge cases where maybe it's possible to maintain some semblance of calm and order in the relationship because they are self aware. Most BDPs not only believe the are normal but their spouse is the sick one. There is no hope there, never, ever.



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