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173,699 So there's a woman I know (i'm a woman too) she's about 15 years older than I am. We both came from nothing and are putting our lives back together. Lately I found out she's been saying something behind my back. Something rude and untrue. But I do not actually know what it is. And I'm wracking my brain to try and figure out what she could be saying? I'm fat? Yes, you're right, I am! Can't get a date? Also true. Live with my mom? Yup. Used to do drugs? Absolutely!

Like, all the negative stuff about me is true and everyone knows it and we're fine. What could she be making up that's both rude AND untrue??



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173,698 I am so hurt by you.  Your need to protect your own emotions translates to being cold and ignoring me.  Now I don't even want to see you.  I am not even excited and happy it's the weekend because I don't want to spend it with you.  I kinda hate you.  You suck my life away.  I never should have married you.  I definitely hate you.  Asshole.



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173,697 I'm only worth the product I produce. I have to clear away the distractions and prove my worth.



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173,696 There are celebrity names in the news these days. Sometimes there's a picture. I hear about them in passing. I have no idea who they are.  Here are my guesses.

Kanye West - a basketball player who gets in trouble a lot?

Ronda Rousay - a model who gets in trouble a lot?

Kim Kardashian - Something to do with Bruce Jenner, his exwife?

Elisabeth Hasselbeck - daughter of David Hasslebeck, the star of that TV show with the talking car?

Blake. It took me a while to figure out there are two people with that name. Blake somebody the boy and Blake somebody the girl. One is a judge on the singing show, American Idol?

Danica somebody. She was a movie star. Then she wrote a math textbook. Now she drives racing cars. She is busy.

Neil Patrick Dempsey. He always plays the role of a doctor on tv.



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173,695 I was supposed to be paid $500 for a small piece of freelance work. The check came and it was $1,000. I don't know if I should say something. It could be a mistake. Or they could think I did a nice job and wanted to pay me more. I'm feeling very dishonest at the moment.



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173,694 I can spend hours each afternoon preparing a fabulouso dinner of braised lamb with scalloped potatoes au gratin. He comes home and gulps it down in 4 minutes with a can of beer while watching TV. The joys of being a wife. :(



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173,693 Many times when I lay down in bed at night, I hear faint sirens off in the distance. When I first noticed, I'd poke my head outside to hear where they were coming from. But then I realized there were no sirens outside. None inside either. The sounds were in my head. It could be worse I suppose. Some people hear voices. Not me. I hear sirens.



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173,692 I should have kissed Cathy Donahue when I had a chance. I've thought about this a lot over the years. If I had a time machine and could only use it once, I'd go back and kiss her.



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173,691 About 5 years ago I worked with a volunteer group putting together a proposal for an small art museum in our town. At one point a member of the group received a nasty anonymous letter in the mail. It severely criticized the woman saying she should be booted off the museum committee. It was clear the letter writer was someone on the committee. This was unnerving. There were 9 people on the committee and one of us sent this cowardly letter. We never did figure out who.

Just recently I've been involved with a volunteer group looking to put in an inflatable water slide at the town beach. One member of our group, this time a man, received a nasty letter in the mail saying he shouldn't be part of the group. Whoa. Deja vu. I went back and dug up the list of the art museum volunteers and compared it to the list of water slide volunteers. Bingo. FUCK YOU ANN! WHAT A PIECE OF CRAP YOU ARE! WHAT A FILTHY COWARDLY STUNT YOU REPEATEDLY PULL ON GOOD PEOPLE! You have no idea who is writing this. How does that feel you little shit? Everyone has now been informed it's you who sent the letters. It's what we're all talking about, what a nasty little cunt you are. You should move.



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173,690 When I was a little kid my grandfather said the clock in his kitchen was magical. It could see the future. It could look exactly 24 hours ahead and tell us tomorrow's time today. I believed him.



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173,689 Well prissy at least you are not talking like a hood rat anymore or using dumb words from urban dictionary .  Now only if you will stop being  a jealous , dumb , insecure wife maybe your husband will stop being a dirtbag .  People don't change , a dirtbag will always be a dirtbag , quit blaming and taking on the other woman .  It just make you look pitiful and it won't stop from naive  (daddy's issues)collage girls  banging your husband .



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173,688 I hate people. Hate. Pure fucking hate. Am I the one who feels this way? My only exception really, are people I love and care for.



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173,687 I'm always plan B. If someone else cancels, then I get invited.



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173,686 I'd have rather you said something, anything
Than just "ghosted" on me
Not that you'll ever know because I won't contact you

Perhaps you figured out I'm not physically attracted to you
Though I did genuinely enjoy spending time with you
And was trying to see if the physical part could come develop

Yep, too long to give up the cookie
But then again,
Yay! I didn't give you cookie!
Too bad I wasn't feeling you that way
I'm a freak
You would've enjoyed yourself.



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173,685 Some asshole I was seeing for 3 months ghosted me, broke up with me via text after 1 month of not seeing me and i'm dead mad at him because i just can't seem to enjoy sex anymore. I've been with three other guys since and had it's just been a sad disappointment. Even when masturbating I think of him and he surely was not the most handsome guy. It just pisses me off as i'm trying to move on that other people can't seem to pleasure me the way he did.



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173,684 When I was a kid, every once in a while I'd have to wear a tie to a school function. My mom would outfit me with one of my dad's ties. It was always awkwardly large around my neck. It would also make my dad mad. He'd harshly rebuke my mom, saying I would ruin his tie.

Now I'm a dad. Every now and then my son has to wear one of my ties. It's awkwardly large around his neck.

I love it. I see him on stage and I smile proudly. Ruin my tie? I don't care. This is my son's moment to beam brightly with his classmates. You bet I'm proud.

This is the difference between me and my dad. He was an asshole. Life was all about him. But me, I'm there for others and I love it.



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173,683 I'm a Christian. In theory anyways. I admit the worst people I've encountered are Christians. They are mean spirited and petty. I wonder if it has to do with confession and total forgiveness. This is a big selling point of the church. Do bad things and all will be forgiven at the cost of saying three Hail Mary prayers. It backfires. Christians know they can behave badly and get away with it.



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173,682 In the past few years my butt and boobs have begun to sag. :(



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173,681 We moved here three years ago. We are trying to fit in with the right crowd. Many of the better families I know are members of the same exclusive pool and beach club. I signed my family up to be members. We were wait listed because the club only let's a limited number of people in. It's very expensive. We couldn't possibly afford to join. I knew this going in. But at least now I can tell people we are trying to join. I seem like one with the crowd. I'm told it will be years before our name will be at the top of the wait list. I'm hoping by then my children will be grown and I'll tell the club I'm no longer interested. No matter. For now I look like I'm part of the right crowd and it's costing me nothing.



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173,680 Even if people care about those with depression, there isn't a whole lot for them to do about it.  The caring is nice, but the meds and the caring and the therapy don't really work.

So I'm shopping around for suicide methods and looking at guns.



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173,679 You will never see my face again.
Nearly two years and you still don't get it.
I am no longer your supply.

For this I am thankful



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173,678 Portland Oregon, you have the worst street signs. Its not bad enough that the winter time is always dark and rainy, we need to make it worse by having tiny green mold covered street signs that are impossible to see at night, just a moldy sheen in my passing headlights. I also love how some major intersections don't even have a sign. Get it together.



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173,677 I'm thankful for internet forums. It lets us see who the idiots are.



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173,676 I moderate a computer forum. If I don't get to the website for a day, the dialogue turns to insult upon insult. This is who people are. They are ugly on the inside.  It's the natural instinct of people. Civilization, culture, grace - all fake. These attributes don't come naturally to people.  Given no constraints, people revert to their basic despicable selves.



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173,675 I guess it's time to learn how to protect my feelings again. Time to turn back to the cold person I once was.



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173,674 Idk if I will ever forgive myself.Sorry



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173,673 Fuck everything.



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173,672 Erectile Dysfunction pills are being advertised at 6 pm on the evening news. How is this possible? My children watch the evening news. I want them to watch and be aware of what's happening in the world. But entirely infuriating they are being exposed to advertisements for men who can't get it up during sex. This is 6 pm morons. Broadcast you sex advertisements after 10 pm on the sports channel. You are ruining young people's minds with filth.



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173,671 I have a blog on a certain topic. I try to come up with interesting new ideas. There are a few print magazines covering the same topic. I read these magazine and see things I said several months earlier on my blog. It's a word for word plagiarism of what I wrote. The several month lag must be due to the time it takes them to go to print.  But how low! I come up with clever things. Media professionals use my thoughts to fill their pages and collect ad revenue. I guess I should be flattered. But they should be embarrassed.



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173,670 The Pope is bashing Trump? Maybe the Pope should spend his time getting rid of the pedophiles in the church.



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173,669 I'm a great worker. I'm conscientious, considerate of others, I pay attention to details, and work without complaint until the task is done, even if it means staying there half the night.

This is apparently a secret to my boss because he just promoted a very lazy unkind woman to be in charge of a new department. Why do bad people always manage to get ahead?



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173,668 You really fucked my head up good, E.  If that was your mission, you were truly successful.  Congrats!



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173,667 I just facebook stalked my abusive ex boyfriend on facebook. His wife looks great. It looks like HE'S the one who had the baby, not her. It gave me a good laugh!



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173,666 I have always been big on adoption. I come from a broken family, and have always thought that my love would go further if I took the responsibility of raising a child that somebody else didn't care to raise themself.
I think, from my own personal background, that it's more rewarding to look into a child's eyes knowing you are giving them a chance at life, and assuring them that they will have somebody there for them from now on. It really put a dent on my mentality when I was a child, because I've always loved the idea of a big, happy family, but have always been pretty far from it. Inviting a child into your life to receive something he may never have or know otherwise, that's love, the root of all families.



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173,665 I'm debating if I should sleep with a 51 year old woman. I'm half her age. She's made it plain she wants to. The problem is I know her husband. He's been a good person to me.

What I'm wondering is when did I get more morals than the older wiser adults?



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173,664 the mom whose son didn't make varsity lacrosse this season is on a rampage to fire the volunteer coach for not taking her son....she is screaming that her son is on so and so travel team and kids who aren't made the team, there for her son is better.....um, hate to be the one that tells you but in HS its about how good of an athlete your son is, how coachable he is and is he a team player....you can't buy your way onto a HS team like a travel team.

Enjoy JV and maybe just maybe your son will have fun as in the end, playing sports is all about fun....so many people forget that these days



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173,663 My boyfriend didn't give me anything for valentine's day.  Not a card, not chocolate, not a flower.  He had to work, which is fine, but he could have had a little box of chocolate for me at least.  He shops online all the time, he couldn't order a box of chocolates?  I have to hear everyone else and what they did or got.  He tries to act like we were supposed to do something the next day, but that wasn't set in stone, he could've had a card for me.  And btw, for my birthday he had clean clothes all over his bed that had to be folded and a gift for me that he couldn't find and he was looking for when I got there.  Who does this shit happen to?  I have to believe something is intentional because it's always on my birthday and valentine's day that it's some story.



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173,662 I'm not attracted to anyone. I haven't been in a while. I'm finding it's easier to be alone than to put up with the needless drama of a relationship.



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173,661 On my wife's phone, I blocked incoming calls and texts from one of her friends I don't like. I'm hoping that when my wife no longer hears from this bitch, she'll drop the friendship.



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173,660 I had to be tipsy or nice and tight to even kiss him.

Lack of physical attraction confirmed though I tried and did want it to develop...It's not to be

I love sex and want someone I want to get nasty with...in a good way



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173,659 your daughter is 14 and already in therapy. great parenting!



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173,658 Apple refuses to help the police by decoding a criminal's  iphone. Facebook refuses to take down a video where a child is being beaten.

What is up with the tech companies? They refuse to cooperate based on some overly officious legal grounds.  

How about just being good citizens and doing the right thing? Whatever happened to that concept?



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173,657 These days I can't seem to focus when masturbating. End result, as I'm about to cum my mind wonders and the orgasm falls flat. I need to get my mojo back.



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173,656 Those online map programs drive me crazy. It's set up so you can make the map bigger and bigger, but the font size of the street names stays tiny. Who thinks of these things? I can't imagine the design meeting:

"Hey boss, I have a great idea. Let's allow users to make the map larger, but let's keep the font small. Everyone loves a small unreadable font."

Bozos.



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173,655 I responded  to one of those websites saying I have unclaimed funds. I was concerned it was a scam, but I gave them my information anyway. Two weeks later I received a check for $56. Guess it's not a scam!



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173,654 The Kentucky lawmaker who sponsored a bill to require men to have several office visits and swear on a Bible that they're married is fucking brilliant. What a great response to restrictive abortion laws. I hope that more lawmakers sponsor similar bills to show how ridiculous it is to try and legislate bodies.



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173,653 Some people are just miserable , bitter , whiners , negative , vile etc...  That need to put on a rocket and be sent to another planet since they seem not being capable to coexist with other decent humans beings .



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173,652 I still feel you next to me..

Sadly You made our love a lie

I still Miss You and
Really loved you..
I will always love you
Did and always shall. N



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173,651 I'm trying to get in a few last fucks with my wife before I tell her I want a divorce. I think I'll do her up the ass and take photos as a keepsake.



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173,650 Mean people suck.



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173,649 When I was in college I was disliked by the women on my hallway. This has always hurt my feelings. I'm a guy so I covered it up well, but it did always bother me.

There was a parents weekend. One woman had not only her parents visit, but her younger sister visited too. The women on the hallway conspired to have this young sister knock on my door and when I answered she said, "Did something die in here? It smells so bad."

Then I could hear the women down the hallway laughing in hysterics.  This was so mean. I never understood. Why were they picking on me. I did no harm to anyone. Maybe I was a little nerdy, but it was college, aren't we supposed to be a little nerdy?

Anyway, about 5 years after graduation there was a notice in the alumni magazine saying that Libby had died of ovarian cancer. She was one of the ringleaders of the mean women on my hallway. That seemed like karma to me. She didn't like me and I don't think God liked her.



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173,648 Damn.

I really miss you. Our brunch was awesome. One for the ages. I'll not soon forget it, if ever. Just as I've retained all those other memories of you. FUCK!

Why did it go down like that, what bad fucking Irish luck on my part. Not that you would want me romantically, but you are imbedded deep into my heart. If only I could find the opportunity to say that to your face...now, we will never speak again, and why, over who, what? This is heart wrenching for me Ms.



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173,647 About to comment something vaguely amusing and non-controversial about Turkish culture on a friend's FB post.  Oh, but she's Armenian...  Nevermind...



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173,646 I am such an odd-ball. I want to read dirty fan-fiction of the lesser characters in t.v. shows. Like Toby from the Office, and O'Neill from SeaQuest. There are more, but those are the two that stick out at the moment. *huff*

horny 26/f



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173,645 I still jerk off to a memory from 1999.  I was out with a female friend who had come home from college.  I was 27 and my friend was 22.  She brought her pretty attractive girlfriend from her college with her, also 22.  

This other girl had nothing but dick on her mind.  We'd be talking, and she'd randomly say something like, "Most guys who eat me out, I don't even know their names."  A few times she told me, "I'm so tight that I can't get a guy to fuck me for more than a few minutes without cumming."  All night long as we drank at the bar.  Then she wanted all three of us to go back to my apartment to smoke some weed.

I told her no, I was dropping them off at their car.  Common sense got the better of me.  A girl like that had to have a STD or two or three of them.  I walked out of there knowing I was going to jerk off to her for years afterward, and I have.  I imagine what would have happened if we went back to my place.  My friend would have gone to bed, and it would have just been me and the horny girl all night long.

I might jerk off right now.



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173,644 Your Winn Dixie has closed.



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173,643 after 13 years of no trouble and stupid good luck in my favor...I have finally been busted for prostitution.  I dont see how im ever going to see a client again without worrying greatly about the potential sting someone set me up on for whatever reason their agenda brings about.  This is exacty how it is even possible for a pimp to exist.  Criminalize a private thing and force a more stable chick out of her home by shame and eviction.  This has got to change.



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173,642 A woman I had feelings for years ago just divorced her husband.  She's 35 and still drop dead gorgeous - her husband fucked up.  I love my wife, but in another universe I would be taking seriously advantage of her loneliness.



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173,641 I really want to fuck my co-worker.  She is a 64 year old black woman, I am a 38 year old Hispanic man.  How would I read a woman like that?  A couple of months ago she told me she wanted to break up with her boyfriend because the long distance relationship does not seem to be working out.  Later on, she asked me if there was something new I wanted to tell her, smiling.  Anyhow, I am really sexually attracted to her.  She does not even look like a model, she is a frumpy 64 year old woman.  Can she even produce pheromones at that age?  I sure would like to find out, naked with her, in bed, doing the horizontal dance.....



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173,640 I have to admit one thing.

It's been really fun to watch Trump make the GOP squirm.



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173,639 173635 We absolutely live in a society that is spoilt with immediate gratification.  Cheap factory made products made us into a use and throw away society.  This now applies to marriages and partnerships too... With all the seemingly endless available mates at the tip of your finger.  Fine tuning a relationship and figuring out how to relate to another person is too much work.  Just throw that shit away and forever live in the exciting dating part.  We are an emotionally retarded generation.



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173,638 Sometimes I sneak a peak at my wife while she's taking a shower. This is as close as I get to sex.



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173,637 I think America looked much better 300 years ago. Dirt roads, wide open fields, clapboard houses. Completely charming.

Nowadays there's pavement everywhere. The fields have been filled in with ugly aluminum siding houses.

We've ruined what we once had. This is progress? Why does progress mean removing beauty?

Now a new phase is beginning. People in suburbia are moving into condos. Those houses on one acre are being replaced with 60 condos on one acre.  

I look at futuristic movies. Everything is xeroxed high rise living quarters. No empty space. This is where we're headed.

I was born in the wrong generation.



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173,636 There's been a transition for soccer moms who jog. Used to be they wore sweatpants or gym shorts. Nothing too tight, nothing too revealing. But in recent years they've switched over to wearing black stretch pants. Totally tight, totally revealing. I'm sensing this is the point. These women want everyone to see their sculpted booty. They want everyone to see their tight ass. They are exhibitionists. These are sexual soccer moms. Who knew such a thing existed.



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173,635 Everyweek I bring my garbage to the dump// When I'm there I look around at things other people have thrown out. I've founds lots of good shit like a fireplace screen and an extension cord that just needed a little duct tape, a perfectly good door which I installed in a basement closet, a garbage can with one slight dent that was easy to push out again, to name a few. People are lazy and and throw away perfectly good shit that just needs a little touchup to work again.



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173,634 Knowing that you are being taken advantage of and doing the right thing anyway is hard. Knowing that you will get no special acknowledgment, likely none. Knowing that it serves my own best interest to NOT do the right thing.... And doing it any damn way.


This is the man I am. This is who I chose to be. And I did it for me.



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173,633 I can understand the hatred for dogs.

I like them, personally.  But I hate children.  Most people like children and so I get villainized sometimes.

But I can understand the hate for dogs because I hate children.



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173,632 I would never trust someone who didn't like animals.



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173,631 Two people are in love with me.
I've known one for six months, and one for three and a half years.
One is the guy I ruined my relationship with the first time, and the other is my boyfriend.

Now the temp guy has made me believe I should be with him, or be alone, and my poor boyfriend has no idea I'm thinking of ending our relationship. Again.

There is a lot of back story to this, but I just wish someone could look into my eyes, and see how much this situation hurts.



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173,630 Dear God or Universe or anything that is out there,
Please let me get through this. Please help me. I cannot take care of her, it is not feasible, it is not healthy for either of us. It's not that I don't love her, it's that she was never a mother to me. Our whole life was chaos. I'm 37 and I'm still dealing with the messes she made out of childhood. Please please please, let them find a place for her or let her slip off peacefully in her sleep. She is not happy. Her mind is halfway gone. She's mean as fuck. Please. I can deal with a lot of things and have but I cannot deal with this.  
Thank you.



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173,629 There's so much wrong with my house I'm selling. Insulation is missing from some walls. The water pressure sucks. There's a leak in the roof but I painted over the water damage so no one will realize for a while. There's a crack in the foundation so the basement leaks. The furnace doesn't put out enough heat so it's always cold. The guest room bathroom gets so cold that the pipes in there have frozen four times. I'm trying my hardest to keep all these things a secret from any potential new buyer.



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173,628 My boyfriend's password is password. Haha.



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173,627 They don't want to do an autopsy on Judge Scalia. I wonder why :)



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173,626 As a birthmother, I believe I'm more scared the adoptive couple I chose will leave before I give birth, then they are afraid that I'll leave or choose someone else.



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173,625 I hate all dogs. They are so fucking annoying. I hate going to houses that have dogs. I hate it when I am out somewhere and someone doesn't control their dog. Its like dog owners think since they love dogs then everyone else does too. Well they don't! Keep your damn dogs away from me! I don't want their gross slobber all over my hands, I don't like being jumped on and I don't want my ass sniffed or my crotch licked!!! Dogs are NOT cute. They are stupid fucktards. I could care less if they ceased to exist. If I had a chance to get rid of my neighbors dog, I would do it in a heartbeat ...



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173,624 I was deeply depressed and suicidal for most of my life till I was 30 or so, but things got better. What got better I can't say, I just gradually became a different person. It still hurts, but I can live with it. I never used to have hope, but there is always hope. Don't forget.



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173,623 Now the conspiracy kooks are coming out of the woodwork to say Supreme Court Justice Scalia was murdered. They say we shouldn't believe that a 79 year old man with a heart condition could possibly die of natural causes. Oh okay.



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173,622 My dog was poisoned because my neighbor tried to kill rats with poison and she came in contact with a rat that was poisoned,she was never left outside to bark ever and she was on MY property when it happened, not wandering aimlessly around the neighborhood you fucking idiot. it was obviously an accident, how fucking dare you judge what you have no idea about. Eat a dick asshole.



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173,621 There's a surprise party for my wife's friend. She's turning 40. A few years ago I threw a surprise party for my wife. Well it was almost a surprise. This same woman spilled the beans to my wife. She thought nothing of calling my wife and telling her about the impending party. I've never understood that. What the hell did she spoil the surprise?????

And now isn't this interesting. There's a surprise party for the woman. I'm seriously thinking about calling her up and telling her about her own surprise party. She deserves no less.

But you know what? I'm the better person and I'll say nothing. That's how I roll.



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173,620 618, she's cheating.



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173,619 When i see people I can read their mind and tell they think I'm an ugly loser at best



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173,618 My wife goes away alot too for long weekends. She goes with her sister or her friends. She does it to show me she's the boss. like she's the queen who can do whatever she wants, and I'm the caretaker left behind at the house to make sure the pipes don't freeze. When she comes back, she'll go through the trash to see what I've been up to. She'll find a wrapper for a microwave burrito and then she'll lash into me criticizing what I eat. She'll also go through the hamper and analyze what I wore. She'll find four pairs of boxers and then point out she was only gone for three days. She demands to know why I had to wear an extra pair of boxers. She's a whack job. I hate her. I long to get out of here.  Two more years til my pension and then I'm gone.



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173,617 I have intense crying jags while i'm dreaming. It is such a relief sometimes to be able to cry like that, and not have to do it while I'm awake.



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173,616 You abused my dog.  Karma may take away your favorite pet.



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173,615 I don't cheat on my wife - I never have and never will. But I absolutely cannot get Ann out of my head.



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173,614 I wish I was dead. I hate myself and I'm a selfish cunt and Ii dread being home alone because I have thoughts like "what if I just took all of these pills?" and "it would be so easy to hang myself out on the dog kennel." It scares me. I go to a therapist but I'm really scared of telling him in case he decides I'm a danger to myself and need to be admitted to a psyche hospital or something. The closest one nearby is where my MOM works and I know from her that it's going to shit thanks to the management. I just wish I could be dead without hurting everyone else.



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173,613 I still jerk off to a memory from 1986. My girlfriend at the time came out of the restroom of the bar we were at and said " So are you gonna make love to my pussy or fuck my cunt tonight"? Like an ass i took a job transfer to London for two years, we broke up and i havent fucked anyone they way we fucked. 30 fucking years.



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173,612 I am going through hell.



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173,610 69% of divorces are initiated by the wives. This is because men try to make the marriage work. Women, not so much. Women spend all the money and when the husband objects, she dumps him and tries to find a richer man.



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173,609 When your significant other smashes you in the face with a coffee cup...

And kicks you in the back of the head...

And intentionally puts small pebbles in the icing of your birthday cake...

And grabs the steering wheel of the car while you're driving, trying to make you crash (because you changed the radio station)...

Then yea, I think it's okay to yell a little.



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173,608 I want to make hot, sexy, sweaty, passionate love to Ben, all day and all night. The problem: He's married and well his colleagues hate my guts, and he probably does too.



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173,607 If you yell at your significant other, you are a terrible person. Period.



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173,606 For the past two years my wife does this thing where she goes away skiing for Valentines Day weekend. She's friendly with this couple. They invite her to their ski house. I'm not invited. My wife does this as a mind fuck game. She's not around on Valentines Day, so right there I'm in trouble for not giving her a gift and taking her out to dinner. But how could I take her out? She's not around.

If I point this out to her, she twists it around saying she knows I wouldn't do anything nice for her on Valentines Day anyway, so why should she stick around. See, she has all the bases covered. She leaves to purposely mess up Valentines Day, and somehow it's me doing something terribly wrong.

What gets me is the couple who invites her along. What are you people thinking? You're aiding and abetting her behavior. Stop interfering in other people's marriages. Believe me, if ever I have a chance to fuck something up in your lives, I'll go for it.



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173,605 When I was younger I knew a man, a friend of my parents, who said he would retired at 65 and then finally get to do what he wanted to do. He did retire at 65. He dropped dead of a heart attack at 66.

Wake up call. I never forgot that lesson.

I chose to do life a little differently. I didn't get married until I was 41. Then I quit my job to dedicate myself to my wife and kids.

My plan is to go back to work when I'm 60 and work until I die. It's like I took my retirement early when I was still physically able to enjoy it. And when I'm old, why sit around watching Wheel Of Fortune while worrying about my health. Instead, I'll be at the office distracting myself and interacting with people.

I think this is a better plan. I'm surprised more people don't do it this way.



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173,604 Some dogs understand manners or traffic better than people. It takes me only one time to tell my dog to sit, it takes about ten times for the high school student to get the idea.



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173,603 When I was 22, I noticed that time started to speed up on me.  I thought I could hide and hold onto my youth, but before I knew it, I was 26.  Then I was 30.  I don't even know what happened to my 30s.  It's a blur.  I'm 45 now.  The last 23 years of my adult life have felt like 3 years when I was a child.  Before I know I'll be 60, and then 75, and then dead.  Kind of crazy.



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173,602 I'm 21. I plan on travelling the world when I'm older and retired. Everyone speaks of how life goes by so fast,yet it is going by so slowly for me. I have no worries,I deal with problems as they come. I hope I'll be alive long enough to fulfill my dream of travelling.



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173,601 I have no friends.



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173,600 My 20s went by so slowly. Everyday was a new adventure. I loved my 20s. I savored my 20s.  

My 30s were a bit of a blur. Suddenly my life wasn't my own. There was a wife and new born children.

Then one day I turned 40. This always seemed like an older age to me. I didn't mind. I was ready to be older.

But then something terrible happened. No one warned me of this.  I was 40, then almost instantly I was 60. How the hell did that happen? Time sped up. I was looking forward to my 40s and my 50s. But I don't know what happened. They flew by.

Now I'm 60 I can't enjoy anything knowing that each day might be my last.

I really miss my 20s. You young people, enjoy it while you can.



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