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173,999 No, they won't assassinate Trump. Too obvious. But I wouldn't be surprised if he suddenly died of a "heart attack". I hope I'm wrong because if it did happen, I think it would destroy our country. For once I'd be siding with the conspiracy theorists.



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173,998 For awhile there, I really thought she would buy the haunted house with the spooky owl leering out the front.

I figured if it made my soul shiver it was probably just right for her.



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173,997 One of these nights I'm going to get up, close his door, pull out his chair and get on my knees.  Maybe that's the move I've been trying to come up with?



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173,996 I'm trying to get my teenage daughter to be more social. But it's like pulling teeth to get her to text a boy. I can see how young girls being obsessed with boys is bad. By the opposite is also true, meaning young girls who are afraid of talking to boys at all.



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173,995 I've learned that you should never be jealous of anyone, because even if they're not having the same problems as you, they're still having a different problem that you wouldn't want. Yes, every single person. No matter how rich, beautiful, successful they are. No matter how happy you think they are with their family, with their relationship. No matter how much you think this person "has it together", I guarantee you, they don't.



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173,994 Relationships are supposed to make you happy. All I think about is the other girls that you probably like. I hate this. I hate relationships. I'm so insecure.



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173,993 I moderate a Facebook forum in our town where people talk about town issues. Mostly people are very pleasant. But a weird situation came up. There's an elderly woman who comments. She's very conservative and talks about the need to keep property taxes down. She supports Trump. There is a much younger liberal mother who not only demands that taxes go up - so she can get more free services - but she insults anyone who thinks differently, including this rather gentle elderly woman. The liberal mother is a Hillary supporter.

In parallel to this pseudo drama, our local high school was putting on a play. None of the parents of the actors were volunteering to help. I've known the drama teacher for years. She's a good egg. She asked if there was any way I could build the set for her. I don't have any children in the play. I did in years past, but not any more. But for old times sake I said yes.

I then built these somewhat elaborate sets. I don't get paid or anything. In fact, I spend about $1,000 out of my own pocket on wood and paint. But whatever. It's for a good cause.

While being consumed with the building of the set, I had no time to moderate the Facebook forum. This angered the liberal young mother. She was insisting I should delete all Trump supporters from the forum. Especially the elderly woman. She interpreted my lack of response as me being a closeted Trump supporter. She started blasting me saying what I "loser" I am.

In passing, the liberal mother also mentioned her son was in the upcoming high school play... the play I was working on.

At one of the dress rehearsals, I saw the mother. I introduced myself. She grimaced. I went on to politely say I had no time to moderate the forum  and address her concerns because I volunteered to work on building the set - the set for the play her son is in.

She snapped back at me. She called me a liar. She said I was twisting the truth and making up "sorry ass excuses". She said I was building the set for my children too. And how low of me to suggest I was doing it just for other people's children.

I nicely told her she wasn't understanding. I pointed out I don't have kids in the play. I'm building the set out of kindness. I was trying to do something helpful for the community.

She stood there calling me a liar over and  over gain. "Lair liar liar..."

I don't know what to say to a person like that. Just look at the cast list. It's clear I have no children involved. I've never encountered anyone as rude and wrong as this woman. It's probably taken me 200 hours of work to make the sets. And this mother with a son who directly benefits from having a nice set, she is so mean about it. I don't know what to think anymore. Our world has gotten to this place where we bash the people who truly try to help. And why is this? Because the liberal mother wants Hillary and the elderly woman wants Trump and somehow this means I'm a bad person. Sheesh, I'm not even political.

You want a secret? I explained all this to the director of the play. She was horrified and told me that the liberal mother's son will never be cast in another play. I said that wasn't necessary.  But the director insisted. She said she has no tolerance for mean people.

Well okay, a little bit of payback. I can live with that I suppose.



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173,992 I don't know why everyone is getting so worked up about Donald Trump. If he wins the election he'll be a Lame Duck from the moment he takes the oath. He'll get no support from either side of the aisle. And most of the things he says he wants to do are impractical, impossible and/or illegal.



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173,991 I still think about that time you kissed me. It was 25 years ago, but I swear if I think about it enough I can still feel the press of your lips on mine.  Can you? And do when you look up at the moon, can you still hear the Moonlight Sonata?



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173,990 I always wonder what would have happened all those years ago if I took you with me to Fire Island on that 5 day vacation by myself that I planned before I even met you.  We were only dating for two months at the time, and I didn't have the money to take you.   Would you have eventual slept with him and left me anyway? I imagine you would have.  You did wind up marrying the guy, so I guess that makes it ok.  But I still wonder if I would have been able to keep you. And if I had, would you be happier with me?  Would I be happier with you?

I guess we will never know.

48/M, Married with kids.



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173,989 988 Truer truths haven't been said.  Bravo.



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173,988 I know Republicans who are so anti-Trump that they'll vote for Hillary, and Democrats who are so anti-Hillary that they'll vote for Trump. This election should prove to folks that having a two-party system is incredibly stupid and may very well have terrible repercussions for our country.



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173,987 Last winter I took my wife on vacation to Bermuda. She was smug and uncooperative the entire time. She didn't like the hotel room. She didn't like the restaurants. LOL, she complained to me that a garbage pail on the beach had trash in it. Isn't that a good thing? People are throwing their trash in the pail instead of on the beach! Somehow though it made her angry with me because there was a garbage pail with garbage in it.

This winter she's asking why we haven't gone on vacation. LOL LOL LOL.

I'm not trying to be mean, but come on. She complains the entire time and then wonders why I didn't arrange for another vacation. Why are people like this? Why can't they see how foolish they are?



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173,986 i like anal sex.

----33 female, married, 2 children



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173,985 I once looked up an old girlfriend online. She had dumped me. I never quite got over it. Since then I had made a lot of money. I dreamed up a plane where I would seduce her. I'd take advantage of her crappy mundane life. I'd buy her things and woo her away from her husband and then fuck her silly.

So much information on the internet. I could see photos of her tiny house and her run down yard. I found where her husband worked. I could see he changed jobs every few years, not a good sign of success. There were no photos of her going to Paris or Disney World, they clearly couldn't afford it. There weren't many presents under her Christmas tree. Her husband had a DUI. Her children weren't listed on the honor roll. My gosh, I found out everything online in the course of a few hours. It was going to be easy to seduce her.

But I found out one more thing. I read her posts on Instagram and FB. She clearly had fun with her kids, poor or not.  She spoke lovingly of her husband. There were many photos of them laughing at the kitchen table. He seemed like a simple guy, but a good simple guy. On his FB page he spoke about how he was luckiest man alive to have married her.

I was going to break this up?

I'm an asshole for even thinking about it. She was happy. Much happier than me. I walked away from the idea of seducing her. Only gracious thing I've ever done in my life was to leave her and her husband alone.



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173,984 My wife lost her virginity at 33 years old. Here's a life lesson, never marry a woman who waits that long. She obviously has issues. Maybe a girl giving it up at 15 also has issues, but worst case scenerio, she's very interested in sex. With my wife, anyone who can wait that long is practically asexual. Makes for a terribly frustrating marriage.



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173,983 I had a Tinder date with a younger woman and one of the first things she said to me was "I love your wrinkles."  Great.  Beginning of the end...?

We still slept together though.

47/m



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173,982 I'm 50 years old.  In one of my Facebook groups, somebody asked a question about how old people were when they lost their virginity.  One gorgeous 19-year old college girl across the pond said she was 15 when she lost hers.  I have enough life experience to know what this means: she's a bit of a slut.  It was too good to pass up.  I messaged her and said, "Wow, that was really young!  I hope it wasn't a case of where your parents were shitty to you and you rebelled."  She said no, she was a good girl and it was a mistake.  Yeah, right.  I've heard that one before.  Over the course of the next 12 hours we chatted back and forth, with me slowly pulling out her dirtiest and sluttiest secrets.  Finally, I told her she turned me on and I had to jerk off, so would she take a pic I could jerk off to?  She didn't even hesitate.  She ended up going to bed at 4 a.m., only after she knew I had blown my load while looking at her picture.  It was all a game to me.  I won again.  I'm going to hell.

EDIT:  She blocked me on Facebook now.  Nothing unexpected from a young woman who claimed she was a good girl and then wanted me to jerk off for her.  She's struggling with accepting that she's a sexual person.  Oh, well...



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173,981 I was in a good mood. I wondered how long it would last. About 15 minutes. I didn't even get to work before I was feeling like shit again. At least it's all in my head. I wish I was at home reading my books. That's what I want to be doing with my life.



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173,980 I used to look up former girlfriends to see if they were divorced. I'd jack off to the idea. Mmm, she lives above a deli, it's all she could afford on her monthly alimony. I come over, slip her a $20 and she gives me a sloppy blow job. For an extra $5 she'll swallow.

I fantasized to this idea for many years. Never happened in real life.

Time passed.

Now I look up former girlfriends to see if they are widowed. I jack off to the idea. Mmm, she lives above a deli, it's all she can afford om her monthly Social Security check...

I'm very predictable.  And very pathetic. I'm jacking off to the idea her husband died?



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173,979 Lemons should never be associated with pasta. WTF? Pasta and tomato sauce, great combo. But not lemons. It's some new fru fru concoction of the anorexic jet set crowd. Keep it the fuck off my dinner plate.



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173,978 I apologize to telemarketers. I thank them for calling and then say I'm very sorry but I'm not interested. I wish them luck. I'm so polite because I assume that anyone with the job of a telemarketer is probably a low life who couldn't get a normal job. Probably fresh out of prison. They are either a murderer or know murderers. They also have my home phone number and probably my address too. You're darned right I'm polite to them.



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173,977 I suppose it's interesting how most people tend to lose sexual interest for their partner after a long time of being together. If anything, the longest I am with someone the more fantasies and horny I become about the other person and myself.

Snowball effect, the possibilities are endless ha!



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173,976 I hate to be a realist but love is more perfect when we idealize them in our heads.  They are only perfect because they don't have to go through the daily banal grind.  Fairy tale comes to a halt when time and daily interaction is mixed into the equation.  People only stay in the glass jar of perfection if kept solely in our mind's imagination.  That's why to keep someone's heart, you need to be the person who got away... Not the person who stuck around undoing magic by mixing reality into the fantasy.



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173,975 A woman knows. A woman always knows. She'll know you're cheating.



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173,974 Life is short, Be with the one you love...



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173,973 I'm married to the most wonderful man...kind, thoughtful, considerate, love able...his major flaw is his greedy stepdaughter who can't keep her hands out of his pockets.She is your basic loser, alcoholic control freak who is tapping her foot waiting for him to die. my secret is my name is on everything  and she already inherited from her mom. yes she will get some more from dear old step dad.She begged him to put her name on every thing publically at a family gathering while drunk and ridiculous. ...she does her best to manipulate him telling him "mom would have wanted me to have a bigger house" shit like that. His mother thinks they give him too much alcohol to force him to have a car accident... And die so she can clean up. she is evil and  abusive. puts Tabasco on her kids tongues when they are. Bad and they are very badly behaved kids. nobody can figure out why. the nut does not fall too far from the tree.



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173,972 In college there was the beautiful woman, Linda. Blond hair blue eyes. She was there on a basketball scholarship, so she was incredibly fit too.

All the guys fawned over her. Not me. I studied hard and kept my nose in the books.

It turned out she was in a few of my classes. I realized she was very intelligent. We'd have tremendous discussions. I really began to look forward to speaking with her. I think she felt the same way. I'd be at a campus social function. I'd see her across the room with guys all around her. But as soon as she saw me, she'd ditch them and come hang out with me for the rest of the evening.

Near the end of our senior year she asked why I never made a pass at her. I told her I respected her too much. I loved her for her mind.  Unlike the many jocks trying to get her into bed, her body was secondary to me.

She hugged me. That was the only time we ever had physical contact.

We graduated and lost touch.

When I was 34, I was coming home from work one evening. As I was about to enter my apartment building, there was a woman sitting on the stoop. She said my name. I looked more closely. It was Linda. Wow.

Smiles all around. She was in the city for the night. We went out to dinner and picked up right where we left off. Great conversation.

At the end of the evening I walked her back to her hotel. She asked why I never got married. I said I never met the right person. She said she had never met the right person either... well.... she did, but she let him get away. Her words.

Curious, I asked who?

She said it was me. Then she asked me to marry her. Right there in front of her hotel. I hadn't seen her in 10 years. And here we'd been together for a few hours and she wanted to marry me. And what's more, she asked me to come up to her hotel room and do what we should have done in college.

I balked. I said I was flattered but I needed to think. I walked home.

It took me a year, but I realized she was right. She was the only woman I ever fully appreciated. I loved her and never realized it was the reason I never married anyone else.

I tracked her down. She was living in Arizona. I called and explained myself. She started crying. I asked what was wrong. She said she had just gotten married. She said she knew I was the one for her. But now it was too late.

I'm now 47. I never did marry. I looked her up on Facebook a few weeks ago. From her posts I could see she is still married but unhappy. No kids.

I'm thinking of calling her up. Or better yet, going to Arizona and sitting on her stoop. When she sees me, I'd hug her and take her back to my hotel room and do what we should have done all those years ago in college.

Then we should get married and live a delayed happily ever after. How crazy is that. In the past 26 years, we saw each other for one evening and had one phone call. Yet I'm certain she's the one for me. I guess love is like that sometimes.



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173,971 Wel, K, after years of awarkwardly and sheepishly talking to you, I'm finally gotten a great sense of peace. High school was definitely a part of my darker days, but I've certainly moved on. I never knew you'd be a lesbian, but I'm very supportive! Your girlfriend seems marvelous and loving, and isn't that all anyone can ask for? I thought finding you in a relationship would open wounds long closed, but all I feel is cheer. I'm thrilled for us both in a way. I can finally move on, and work on my social awkwardness. And meanwhile, you can have the family you've dreamed of with someone you love! I wonder why this has me in such good spirits, but whatever it is, it does. Be happy, and love deeply.



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173,970 I'm really sad Hillary will never be charged with a crime because shes running for President and charging her would make the country look bad.

One set of laws for us, another set for the politicians. How many times have we seen this?



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173,969 What will we DO without a BOMB???!!!



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173,968 This country will turn to shit faster than Venezuela if Bernie Sanders is elected. Things aren't going to be all peachy if Trump is elected, but it's better than the alternative.



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173,967 Because of slavery, you were born into a life of opportunity.  It sucked for your ancestors, to be sure, but their suffering insured that you, in the present day, would have opportunities that any relatives you may still have in Africa could only dream of. So quit whining about what's fair and what's not, and how you've been given a bad shake.  Especially if you live in a mansion and have more money than any 1000 people I run into on any given day. Fuck you.  I had the same opportunities as anyone else here.  The same chances to make the most of them, just like you did.  I squandered a lot of them.  Wasted a lot of them.  I don't blame anyone but myself, and I sure as hell am not going to debase myself by crying like a little bitch that life's not fair.  I worked for what I have, and continue to every day. Nobody gives me any God damned awards, or tells me how fucking terrific I am, and I don't ask for it. Knock that shit off - it's embarassing.  This is what you want your kids to see?  This is the example you want to set for them?  What, I don't know what it's like?  Fuck you.



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173,966 I don't care if you leave anymore.  Just don't try to take my son.



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173,965 I drink at work. Pretty much every damn day I work.



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173,964 Anne (now in Chicago),
It always was you.

If you're at your folks' place sometime and need a lunch date... please let's meet.

30+ years late - my secret.


J   EGR



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173,963 I'm so sick of this instant gratification, impatient lifestyle we all live.whatever happened to letting a relationship take its course, where you go on a few dates over the timespan of a few months and obsess with your girlfriends over whether he likes you. Instead people sleep together on the first date and wonder why they don't get asked for a second.

Whatever happened to cooking an actual meal in your kitchen and your family members sitting down to eat it and engage in light conversation. Instead now even the kindergartener has an Iphone.

What about respectfully disagreeing with one another, without being disagreeable. Instead people think the loudest voice is the one people follow (which is true unfortunately).

Whatever happened to common fucking decency?? Nowadays people see someone in distress and see them as an easy robbery target.

Whatever happened to religious tolerance? I DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR RELIGION. I WILL STILL POLITELY  TOLERATE YOUR DISCUSSION OF IT BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL, YOURE A FUCKING IDIOT. RELIGION IS OKAY AS ITS NOT MY CHOICE AND THEREFORE DOESNT AFFECT ME. BUT SERIOUSLY SHUT THE FUCK UP.



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173,962 Do you really think who becomes President will make a difference? To a few yes, to the majority, no. Sorry.



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173,961 I believe if Trump wins big on Super Tuesday, he will be taken out by a bullet. The power players in Washington DC will not allow Trump to take control and disrupt their powerful fiefdom. Someone in their league undoubtedly "knows a guy who knows a guy...."



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173,960 Why do audiences applaud people who announce they are now sober? No one applauds the rest of us for not drinking in the first place.



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173,959 I'm always looking for a good fight. I like to get into it with people. I like to verbally cut them down to size. Be it someone I'm dating, or someone at work, or some stranger at a store. This is me. I love to fight.



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173,958 I am secretly disgusted by the many married women who let themselves go. Heck, men do this too. Get married and get fat and sloppy. Why do so many married people stop caring about their appearance? And then they wonder why marriages fail and why spouses cheat.

I'm convinced there's an affair every time I see a couple that doesn't make sense (one partner makes sure they look nice and has good hygiene and the other partner dresses like a slob and is out of shape).

So ladies (gents too) - -  get it together. Because we single people look mighty nice (and smell and dress and act nice) compared to your puffy partners in dirty sweatpants.



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173,957 My husband has decided he doesn't have to work anymore. He has declared himself to be an artist. He spends his day painting really bad pictures of trees and flowers. This is beyond embarrassing. I'm thinking it's some form of early dementia. I didn't sign up for this.



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173,956 On my bucket list: Fuck an elderly woman. Like someone in her 80s of higher.



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173,955 I'm a banquet server working s party and i'm hiding behind a fabric wall reading all your secrets.



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173,954 I'm jealous every time one of my daughter's friends wins an award in school. I want my daughter to win all the awards.



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173,953 Okay, so 10% of Americans are black.  Yet I just checked, turns out 0% of my children are black. I must be racist.



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173,952 Lifelong Dem here. My best friend works on the Hillary campaign (not as a volunteer but in a middle-to-high-ranking official capacity). For the first time in my 65 years I am not voting Democratic. Trump gets my vote because of my dislike to Hillary. I'm a white suburban middle-aged liberal woman and I will vote for anybody but Hillary. Sanders if he gets the nomination and Trump if Hillary gets it. I can't stand her.

This is a huge secret. I could never tell anybody, least of all my best friend, who I love very much.



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173,951 Wait 1 freaking minute!!!! The NFL might be 67% black but what's the percentages of black Coaches or Latino's or Asians etc ??? How many minorities Have Ownership or part ownership of the 32 teams????....1 of the things that keeps America from being really Great as Mr. Trumps says is our racial divide Wake up sheeple we are stronger when we Unite!!!!



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173,950 I've noticed that sometimes, if I run my palm over my bare balls and then smell my palm, there's a light kind of vaguely floral aroma left on my palm.  There's nothing unpleasant or stinky about it.

When I first noticed that was a lightbulb moment for me.  I thought: That might be why women like smelling flowers.  There's some element of similarity between the smell of flowers and a pheromonal element around a man's balls.



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173,949 Actually your odds of winning the powerball are way less...if the probability of you being born is 1/100000, then the odds of both being born and winning the powerball are infinitely small.

But maybe I'm just an asshole who is jaded and depressed with life.



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173,948 The odds of you being alive is 2000x the odds of winning the Powerball. Probably more.

Think about it.  Millions of sperm colliding with one Ovum and then there's you.

You've won the Lottery.  Don't ever say that you've never won anything.

Please remember this when you're at rock bottom.   You're all you have and all you're ever gonna have.

No matter how bad it get's you're alive.  Fuck anyone else that disagrees with that.



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173,947 Your response makes no sense. 10% of the country is black. 67% of football players are black. And it's because they have an EQUAL opportunity? Dope.

How about this? Blacks are better athletes. I'm not bitter about this. I'm honest about it.

At the same time, white people just happen to be better actors. You should stop being bitter about it.



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173,946 I'm voting for Hillary because Sanders will completely destroy this country. Trump is a racist fuck, and Cruz and Rubio are incompetent asses. Out of the candidates we have, Hillary is the best choice for our country (it's too bad that Bloomberg isn't running, he'd whip this country into shape posthaste).



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173,945 This isn't much of a secret, but maybe for some it may be: Blacks have more of an equal opportunity to be scouted for football in high school and in college to be drafted in the NFL. They're not given opportunities like that in the movie industry. It's all about opportunity.



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173,944 I'm a democrat but I'm voting for Trump. Hillary will not be able to get along with Putin and that will cause huge problems. WWIII.
This is my secret.



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173,943 A number of career politicians speak negatively about Trump. It's funny to watch. They say Trump is so dis-likable and un-electable. Yet Trump scores so much higher in the polls than the career politicians. Don't the career wonks see how they embarrass themselves? Sour grapes much?

I think they should get their passports in order, because once Trump becomes President, they might think about leaving the country.



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173,942 It's no secret, but I love my husband like crazy. Our life is so happy. It isn't always easy, but we're a team and we make it work. Going to the infertility specialist again tomorrow. Hopefully 6 weeks from now we'll find out that our family is growing and we can tell our parents, siblings, nieces, and friends. I am so hopeful. If worst comes to worst, though, and we're not pregnant and have to start saving all over again, at least I'll go through it with my other half. He's my safety net and I'm his.



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173,941 I hate when people mention a guy's balls in conversation. It happens way too often.

"He's got the balls to do it." Etc.

It's classless and crude. I try to gear my circle of friends so not a one of them would ever think to say the word.



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173,940 I want you. I crawled to you. I want to know what it's like to be you. Standing strong and true.



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173,939 Human nature is so ugly.  If there is a god, I can understand why it would ignore prayers.  Especially if prayers sound like this or fb/ twitter posts.  I'd say to you all "Well, fuck this shit."  If there is a god, I won't blame it for not giving a shit.



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173,938 Anorexia is NOT a choice. It's a disorder, one that millions of people deal with. It is a blatant failure of a society that expects people to fit into a certain image, not the fault of someone's parents.



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173,937 Hey, I object. 67% of pro football players are black. Yet only 10% of the population is black. That's not fair. I demand more white people be hired as football players....

Oh wait. The black players are there because they are better? Hmm. That makes sense doesn't it? They are better so they they get the job.

Shouldn't the same be true with movies? Maybe the white actors are simply better, so they win the awards.  Not racist on my part. Just common sense.

But if short sighted people are going to complain that not enough black actors win awards, I'll listen, but only when you agree that more white people should be hired in pro football.



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173,936 I don't care what anyone says: anorexia is a choice. You can eat. Also, by the way, if your child is anorexic, it's your fault. Eat dinner as a family.



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173,935 Ok, I meant there were only 5 Blacks who won in best actor/actress category. And in all categories including best actor/actress only 30! Out of only 130 nominations.



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173,934 Interesting to read here and elsewhere how bent out of shape everyone is about Chris Rock at the Oscar's. Why do Whites get soo defensive when it comes to racism? I mean it's clear as the day that in 77 or so years, there were maybe 5 or so black people who received an Oscar. Clearly, there is an issue. Although blacks are only 10% or so of the population,  there should have been more blacks represented over the years. And by the way, they have the BET awards so they can showcase their talents too because as it has been demonstrated over the years, the wouldn't have a platform otherwise.



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173,933 Recent polls show that Bernie Sanders is the stronger candidate for beating Trump! Look it up! Also berniesanders.com



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173,932 Imagine if the BET awards hired a white male to host (would never happen) and he got on stage and ranted for 15 mins about how racist black people are.

Equally relevant, but completely improbable. We have a serious double standard and everybody seems to hate white people.



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173,931 I didn't watch  the academy awards. As soon as the racist rant started, I changed channels. I'm not racist. I didn't make the movies. I didn't hire the actors. Why should I sit there and be scolded by some angry man about racism. Nothing to do with me.

Next time, how about you take your grievance directly to the people responsible, and leave the 30 million viewera out of it.



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173,930 I saw an article online about a beautiful young woman who has a colostomy bag.  The title was something like, "Young Jane has a colostomy bag and still hangs out with her friends and has sex."

I can't help but think... who the fuck told this young woman that was an acceptable headline?  She thinks it's news that a beautiful woman can get a guy to fuck her?  It's like she's telling everybody, "HEY I'M A FUCKING WHORE!"  Does she know that the internet is forever, and years from now her kids are going to be asking her, "Hey, mom, exactly how many guys did you fuck because you have a colostomy bag?"  Does she know that a guy will fuck a beautiful woman even if she has no fucking arms or legs??

It would have gotten the point across had she said, "I've never had a problem getting a boyfriend despite my colostomy bag."  Not, "I have a bag and I can still fuck."

What a dumb, dumb woman.  Given the amount of makeup she was wearing, she probably did it for attention.



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173,929 I think it's ridiculous that anybody would want to celebrate the Confederacy.  Those idiots lost a war and people should get over it.  I also think we do the same with celebrations of Native American heritage, too.  Same fucking reason.  They lost, get over it and move on.



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173,928 Why is it still a secret that the Confederates lost? What nation is stupid enough to raise the banner of the losers?

I also think it's about time to retire the stars and stripes. It's time to raise the McDonald's flag. It'd be a little more honest.



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173,927 Some wisdom I've learned about prostitutes.

You aren't paying the prostitute for sex.

You're paying the prostitute to leave after sex.



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173,926 Chris Rock makes an ass of himself by making what is a racist comment as the Reverend Al Sharpton stand with his groupies in boycott outside...

Uh, what have they to say about B.E.T awards, or United Negro college fund, or anything else I may have forgotten? I'm sorry, an asshole is an asshole and it seems to me these people in the spotlight waving the black flag are perpetuating racist segregation, by being racist themselves.

We cant say to each their own, when the outcry to burn American history by striking any state flag that has any suggestion of the confederate states of of America. These racist remarks need to be brought to light and treated as negatively as any other comment regarding humans more or less melanistic than others. I hate hypocrisy.

Let me say this again. We are maneuvering into a divided state of being. Its a class issue and discrimination we fafe, not so much colour. Yet, no one will conceive let alone say such a thing, especially when we discuss oppression of government.

And hey Chris, yeah you! Let me remind you that George C Scott turned down his Oscar for depicting General Patton. Why don't you read a little on the subject and see why. Ronald Reagan flipped from Democrat to Republican, when he learned how the American Communist had utter control of Hollywood, and he rather detested commies! So who's to blame, oh, white people! Yup...that's me asshole. Come to my homeless shelter and ill silently listen to your diatribe as you discuss the suffrage you've endured with your people. Yet still...its best to ignore the Native Americans, eventually they'll just disappear to the pages of history.

Listen to Johnny Cash Chris Rock, the song Ira Hayes. Then, let me hear you whine.



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173,925 Don't ask to have sex, make me want it. Asking seems like I don't want shit to do with you. I just want a little effort and not rush



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173,924 I'm so lonely but I'm too fat to find a girlfriend. Being alone is my destiny.



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173,923 I like green pea soup. Yummy. But green pea soup gives me gas. (Oh my!) I found a solution. Now I make my "green" pea soup with yellow peas. No more gas. I don't know why or how, but it works!



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173,922 I didn't watch the Oscars but my twitter feed exploded with pictures of Lady Gaga's performance drawing attention to survivors of sexual assault and why we as a nation need to stand up against it. As someone who has been a victim of sexual assault, it makes me so happy to hear that the "establishment" is recognizing that this is a very real problem that happens far too often (to both women and men alike). Hopefully we will find an effective way to fix this problem and ensure that no one violates other other people.



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173,921 there aren't many ways to nicely describe her. To any dispassionate onlooker, one might say she was a cock-hungry whore. I don't think that's being too kind. She loved the "d", and make no mistake, she was not too particularly loyal.
In the ways that is possible to love her, I like to think our love was special. So many things come and go, but that will always be there. That time we kissed I went to heaven.



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173,920 That should go for sexism as well.  White Western men carry the biggest accusatory "ism" burden of all.



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173,919 Racism won't end until we all accept that non-white people can be racist too. Other races ARE racist against white people, but everyone acts like it's just white people that are the problem. It's dishonest to revile one type of racism while not only ignoring but encouraging others. Until everyone stops hating people that don't look like them, racism will never end. That's the truth, but I can't say that in polite company without (surprise) being labeled a racist.



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173,918 Glad to hear that the Awards didn't disappoint. I boycotted in anticipation of racist crap. I'm out on a limb here (having not actually heard it), but I'd say that a White person saying the reverse would probably be imprisioned.

Black Labs Matter



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173,917 I think Chris Rock's Academy Award monologue was racist.



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173,916 I think prostitution should be legal.

47/f



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173,915 Not a secret among my married friends but here it goes.  Reasons for going to a prostitute.

1)  Variety
2)  Specific sex acts

By far the #1 reason is NO TIES.

See most guys could find a regular side-piece but the chance of getting caught is high OR she might catch feelings and blow up your world.  Second scenario happened to a friend of mine where the GF called the wife.

As wrong as prostitution is, it's a release for many people.  When I was living with my freakiest gf, I never even considered whores or massage parlors.  I was too happily drained to have the energy to even want to.



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173,914 I think my wife has figured out my secret. I put our house up for sale. I told her we are too cramped here and I'd like to move to a bigger place.  A total lie on my part. Truth is I am going to divorce her as soon as the house sells.

But she didn't know about the divorce part, her greedy eyes were only focused on a bigger house.

Last month though she she threw another tantrum about nonsense. Actually she throws a tantrum everyday about something. But the one last month was over the top bad. This is what she does. It's her place in life, to give me a hard time about everything.

The tantrum was so bad that the next day I called the real estate agent and told her to drop the price of the house by $100,000. After her tantrum I decided to rush the sale so I can be done with this marriage and my wife once and for all.

The realtor changed the online listing immediately. A friend of my wife noticed and commented to my wife. My wife then asked me why I suddenly dropped the price. I said no reason except that the housing market is weak.

I think she put it together though. She behaved like a uber bitch and I dropped the price on the house. She figured out the game here, that I'm dumping her.

As a direct consequence, she has been so extremely nice to me for the past few weeks. No anger, no cursing, no complaining. I think she's suddenly worried I'm going to leave her and she's trying to reverse years of abuse on her part.

It's not going to work. My mind is set. But what a welcome relief that 1) She is behaving remarkably better and 2) She realized I'm divorcing her and it upsets her. I hope it upsets her a lot.



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173,913 At this moment, Cardinal George Pell, the Treasurer (by another name) of the Vatican and its most senior civil servant, is being questioned by an Australian government enquiry into historical abuse of children by the Church during Pell's watch in Church leadership positions in Australia.  He's being questioned via videolink from Rome because he's allegedly too ill to travel back to Australia to attend the enquiry in person.  The proceedings are being broadcast live on Australian TV right now.  Given Pell's position in the Holy See, this is about the second-best thing to seeing the Pope himself being called to account for such abuses by the Church.



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173,912 You are rude to people. You make fun of them. I don't really want or need you in my life unless you start treating people with more respect.



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173,911 My secret. I am very much a liberal, or have been for many years, but as I think of it. I really don't need Obamacare, I don't really care id gay marriage is legal, I really don't like illegal immigrants, and free-zone cities. I know Social security and medicare will never go away. Abortion, I don't have an opinion either way, so if Trump would win....ok whatever, if Bernie would win, whatever, if Hillary would win, whatever.



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173,910 I talk to myself mostly



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173,909 I wish had somebody to talk to



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173,908 The Pope's secretary was divorced. This is not allowed by the Catholic Church. She was pregnant and not married. Again going against the teachings of church. Now she has been murdered. Um, something about the 10 commandments comes to mind.

This is how people close to the Pope behave?

Can you say hypocrisy?



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173,907 I've wanted to kill myself before. Suicide is what happens when your pain outweighs your resources to deal with pain. Don't do it- stick around and keep talking to the Internet about it.



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173,906 I want to kill myself.



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173,905 A few weeks ago I went to a dinner at a couple's home. The husband got up and made a toast. He praised his wife saying how wonderful she is, and how he loves her so much, and how she is everything to him. Blah blah blah.

Deja vu.

About 5 years ago I went to a dinner at this same woman's home. Her husband made virtually the same exact speech - he loves her so much blah blah blah.

Only thing is, it was a different husband. In the intervening 5 years, she divorce him and married a new mutton head.

I look forward to seeing who gives the "I love you so much" speech at the next dinner.



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173,904 You know what I find tiresome? If ever I act nice to a guy, he interprets that as me wanting his semen in my body.

Wrong. I'm acting nice because I'm a nice person. Can't you let it go at that? Me saying hello and asking about your weekend is not me being desperate for your penis.



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173,903 I went for an 8 mile run the other day. When I came home I was about to hop in the shower and before I knew it pee was running down my legs. I had no control. The pee wanted to come out so it did. This isn't the first time. Sometimes being extremely healthy is a lot like not being healthy at all.



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173,902 I'm still in love with him.
Fuck.



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173,901 When I was 30 years old, a 15-year old girl propositioned me for sex.  It wasn't a joke, either.  I was at an older friend's cookout with some of his friends and extended family, drinking some beer and feeling a bit tipsy, and apparently this 15-year old girl was doing the same.  She was the friend of my friend's teenage daughter.  I walked through the house to find a bathroom, and out of the bathroom walked this girl.  It was just the two of us.  We both said hi, chatted a bit, she asked if I was a friend of her friend's dad, and the next thing I knew she said we should go back into the bathroom and fuck.

I was shocked.  I said I couldn't do it.  She said she did it with men my age all the time.  She did?  All the time?  What man my age would fuck a girl?  I very politely said, "You're very pretty, but do you know how much trouble I could get in if I were to have sex with a girl your age?"  She pushed it a bit, said "Oh, well... nice to meet you!"  And then she walked off.

She's now 35 and a therapist.  I'm friends with her on Facebook.  She has two kids.  I can't believe she's a therapist.



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173,900 Pray for the earth to pray for your petty soul.. Build up an orchard or just dig a hole.. Reach the eye of the storm.. In that tornado in you.. Be your best self choose peace be what you do.. Be the storm of evil in a fury for peace of mind that you are the rainbow../or.. "one with a rainbow of one of a kinds" ?:p



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