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174,099 Can't fucking believe that I haven't watched Cobra yet... This is going to be the best action movie ever.



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174,098 I wasted my youth on people who don't give a shit about me.... Now I'm in my mid thirties and have no friends and a shitload of stress and plenty of problems...

Growing up is such a trap...



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174,097 To lighten the mood and stoke some anger 😈 here I go.

The Walking Dead (Rick)
The Last Of Us (Joel)

Man to man. Joel would tear him limb from limb. Imagine taking twenty years of pent-up rage out on a man you picture is the one who killed your baby girl.

Yeah, Joel totally, way more bad ass! A real man's man!



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174,096 I never thought I'd find myself in this position.  I've never been very romantic, and I used to hate any type of love triangle plot in media.  I thought the people stuck between choosing two people were idiots.  The answer always seemed like such a simple choice in my mind.  Quickly select one, or neither.  Even more, I've always been disgusted by the concept of cheating.  I'm accepting of polyamorous relationships or open relationships, but if a partner has the idea the relationship is exclusive, then under no circumstances is it okay to give in and sleep with another person.

But now here I am, in a relationship with an amazing person who does everything they can to make me happy.  And right next door, his friend and roommate.  I met the friend before I met my partner, and I was attracted to them from the beginning.  We lost contact for about a year due to us both being socially incompetent idiots, and regained contact through my partner.

For ten months this was fine.  The subtle attraction to the friend never disappeared, but I knew home was with my actual partner.  But recently, I've found myself able to have more emotional and intimate conversations with the friend.  We both have a lingering sadness inside of us, a sadness which is difficult for my partner to understand, though they try.  One day, when my partner fell asleep early, I was checking on the friend because they were going through an episode of self blame and doubt, although the mood was light and we were mostly laughing off what were actually dark thoughts.

There was a moment where I was trying to urge the friend out of bed, to continue our conversation rather than go to sleep and end it.  For a moment we were both in the bed, not sexually touching but both lying beside each other and with their weight over my leg, giggling and trying to push each other off.

Both of us have too strong of a moral conscience to actually initiate anything, but fuck, I have to admit I might be more sexually attracted to the friend.  Since that night I've just gotten such a strong craving for their physical presence, just to hold them and cuddle with them and feel their warmth.

That night I dreamed of playing along with these wants, just accidentally brushing against each other and play-fighting, and then suddenly being dragged into the moment and sleeping with them.  In the middle of this, still in the dream, my partner walked in, was shocked for a few minutes, and then began to cry.  I felt so disgusted the next morning, and at the same time, I felt less attached to my partner.  They used to be someone I could picture marrying, and now I feel as through I may end up loving someone else more.

I'm scared.



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174,095 I guess it's not rocket science that the girls I'm jealous of are girls who I want to be like. Sometimes, I'll like a girl so much, that I wouldn't even be mad if my boyfriend had a huge crush on her because it shows that he has good taste. I'd be insulted if he didn't find certain people attractive. :)



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174,094 You were the WORST thing to ever happen to me!  A YEAR of my life spent under your horrible manipulation, bullying, and putting me down every SINGLE day!!!!!!  No more do I have to suffer under your horrible reign!  I AM FREE!!!

(AND I make way more money at my new job because this industry & city aren't about to COMPLETELY collapse like yours! HA!)



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174,093 I don't understand how some people who don't have their shit together would talk like they can solve all your life's problems in an expert fashion.  Like, ummm.... Your shit is crappy if not crappier than mine, maybe you should focus on you.  I didn't ask you to problem solve for me.



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174,092 I assumed Nancy Reagan died years ago. Groan. The airwaves will be filled with coverage of her life and funeral. Foreign dignitaries will come to pay their respects. The Presidential candidates will milk the situation for a photo op. All so predictable. All so meaningless.



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174,091 Am I the only one who doesn't give a rat's ass that Nancy Reagan is dead?



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174,090 I tell my wife she's not allowed to join yet another gym. She belongs to three already. She wants to join a fourth. She said there's a zumba instructor there she really likes. I told her absolutely not. I'm not spending $1200 for a 4th gym. No No No.

She got pissed and had a fit. She then went out and bought herself $2000 of new clothes.

Why do women think it's okay to behave this way? What the hell is wrong with that side of the species? You are nothing but self absorbed cunts. My wife has caused me to become a misogynist. I hate her and all women. Women, you need to stop and think. Your life plans have gotten away from you. Somewhere along the way you have become selfish dimwits. I know you don't want to hear it, but it's true. Grow the fuck up. Stop thinking your daddy was being factual when he called you a Princess. Look at yourselves and try to be reasonable for a change. Or fucking choke to death on your $300 bottle of wine so the world can be rid of you.



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174,089 I would like my partner a lot more if they came from the same religion and culture as me. Our differences are tearing us apart :(



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174,088 There are some students who can't be taught. Not because there is a medical difficulty. Not because they are "dumb". But because they are lazy. There's no getting through to them. They have the wrong attitude. And funny thing, they are so lazy they refuse to even focus on their laziness, so it never changes. It has taken me a while to come to grips with this. They can't be taught AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I'm tired of beating myself up over this.



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174,087 I saw in the news where a fellow was arrested for filming women he was having sex with , but without their knowledge.

That's illegal?

Oops. I'm in trouble.



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174,086 Yes I'm a crotchety old person. It's because I watch young people make stupid decisions and then they won't listen to us crotchety old people when we try to set them on the right path. You'll see for yourself one day when you're old.



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174,085 I'm all right with Trump.  Anyone who brings grief, anxiety and depression to the cultural and political elites is fine by me.



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174,084 Your lips pressed against my skin melts away all my pain only for you to pump me full of it when you leave



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174,083 I masturbated in the shower and thought of some one new.
-F



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174,082 Don't ever get married right away. My boyfriend of 6 years has been cheating on me. Sometimes I knew about it. But then he got craftier. Lied to me and his female friends to get what he wanted. He told me the same things over and over again. He'd stop. He'd be a different man.

Its a trap.

Save yourself. Don't get wrapped up and married.



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174,081 Before couples get married, they should intentionally go  through a pre-marriage stress test. You don't really know the person until he or she is put in a difficult situation. Maybe it should work were one partner intentionally causes a problem. I dunno. Like run out of gas at 2 AM on a back country road. Do that and see what happens. See how the person you want marry reacts. This would be eye-opening.

I thought I had found the right woman to marry. But before marriage everything was pleasant. There were no difficulties in our lives. In the years after we were married tho, of course issues came up. She lost her job. Her father died. A drunk driver rammed into me and I ended up in the hospital. Even something as common place as our child having a fever, these were all stressful situations.  And in every case I learned who my wife really was as a person. Had I known this beforehand, I never would have married her.



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174,080 I cry alot. I don't mind. I always feel better afterwards, better than before crying.



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174,079 Being poor means you may have way more tattoos than I do, of which ive done a few homemade ones with ashes and a safety pin, but I bet ive far more scars than you! Ha, in your face hippie, yuppie, wanna-be freak!



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174,078 I just bought a facial product at Macys, decided to support the local mall. Then I went home and saw it was $20 less on Amazon. Everything I purchased $5-20 less online (and not just on Amazon) this is why stores are failing. It's not that I don't want to support brick and mortars, I do, I just don't want to be ripped off. Now I feel like a dope. :(



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174,077 I go out of my way not to shop in my town. The stores are a freaking ripoff. Yet they have this campaign saying we should shop here so the stores stay in business.

No you mofos. You should drop your prices if you want to stay in business.



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174,076 More jacked up fake news. Everyday the fake reporters try to make headlines themselves by twisting events into outrageous tales. Now Bill Clinton should be arrested for breaking election laws. All he did was walk into a polling place. People wanted to shake his hand. He wasn't handing out election pamphlets. He was giving speeches about who to vote for. He walked in just like everyone else. But he should be arrested. Dumb nut reporters think they are being clever with these stories. But when this happens enough it undermines our nation. It damages the trust of the people. It brings us all down. Dumb shits. Maybe reporters should the ones getting arrested.



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174,075 174045 - You're raising amazing children



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174,074 I hate you so much and you know who you are.



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174,073 At my son's basketball games, he's in high school, you pay $4 to get in and they stamp your hand with one of those rubber stamps pressed on an ink pad. The problem is their rubber stamp is of a marijuana leaf. This is so wrong. It's a high school for Christ sake and they are promoting marijuana. If it's meant to be a joke it's not funny and very inappropriate.



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174,072 I didn't pay any bills last month. I didn't feel like it. What are they going to do? Arrest me? They will have to wait for their money until next month. Too bad on them.



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174,071 I have a friend who was sentenced to 3 years in jail for manipulating financial transactions. Long story, but anyway, I can't get my head around this. I know him pretty well. He's going to go without pussy for 3 years. We lived for pussy.  There's no way he'll survive.



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174,070 When I go to church I sit in the back so I can stare at the asses of all the hot women.



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174,069 In front of a group of people, my 4 year old told me my breath smells "yucky". Could life get any more embarrassing??????????????



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174,068 Sometimes I hear a pop sound in my head. I'm sure it's a blood vessel bursting. Scary. It always turns out to be nothing though.



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174,067 If I go out and interact with people, I always regret it. For hours afterwards I worry I said something stupid. I'm much happier not going out at all. No aftermath of worries to deal with.



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174,066 Everyone is afraid of calculus. But when it comes down to it, calculus is nothing more than algebra.



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174,065 The world is my oyster...



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174,064 Whenever my boyfriend tells me what he learned at drill, I think to myself "Great. That's going to be really useful when you're out there killing people." :(



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174,063 Spent the day with him yesterday, ending in me on my knees as he fucked me good. It was fantastic to finally feel him deep inside me, slow and deliberate.
But I busted open the rugburns on both knees from when I was with someone else a few days ago.



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174,062 What if there really are ghosts? The idea itself doesn't scare me.  But what if they have been watching me masturbate? How creepy.



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174,061 I once found a wallet. Same deal. It belonged to a high schooler. I called his house. His mom picked up. She said her son wasn't home yet. I explained about finding the wallet. She was very thankful and said she'd come over right away to pick it up. Before she showed up, I went back into the wallet. Not to take any money or anything. But I did take out the two condoms. I don't think it would have gone over well for the mom to see condoms in the wallet. That kid owes me big time.



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174,060 They are willing to let me do all the work. But they get so angry if I dare to suggest a change. They are the lord masters supreme. They make all cerebral decisions. I am the lowly worker ant who is supposed to do everything. It's ridiculous. Five managers who never do manual labor. One worker ant. We are all volunteers by the way.  It's silly. Who put them in charge. Who made them the boss. After this season, I'm quitting. Let them do the work for next time. lol, it will never happen and the entire organization will come crashing down.



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174,059 I wish that I was one of those people that really liked sex. Sex is OK but I don't want it more than one a month, if that. I just don't get horny often and whenever I do have an orgasm my first thought afterwards is "that was it?" I never was able to find someone who could satisfy me and leave me wanting more.

I recently found out that ex-friend of mine became a travelling escort after getting involved with a bunch of burners. She posts all sorts of raunchy sex pictures on social media. I have never said this to anyone before but a big part of me is jealous of her. My god, I am actually jealous of a hooker.

Lord, just strike me down now.



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174,058 Working with both my "boss" and her daughter this week
I felt like I was trapped in a Bitch-wich

Can't wait until I find me some better bread to get between!!!



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174,057 If I ever get married again or have the chance to live with a man... I would love to do it in a duplex type home. Sleep in his, he can sleep in mine...eat in his, he can eat in mine...or retreat to mine, he to his...

I really think this could work well
And I've gotten quite used to living alone in a strange way
It relieves me now
After my initial panic at the newness
And scares me at the same time

There's close for comfort
And too damn close for comfort



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174,056 It's so satisfying to listen to my two beautiful rings I wear on the same finger clink together when I shake my hand, it is a hell of a set, not just visually but for the memories good and bad

Diamond from a fake fraud of a man
Rubies from a stand up

Makes me wonder what the next piece of jewelry I don't buy myself or get from family is going to mean to me

I always appreciate the beauty of the stones forged by earth and elements...polished by man and set in precious metal against my skin...regardless



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174,055 Ok, keep the $117 bucks from the wallet as payment for your time and materials for picking up the trash.

Then, send a money order to the Salvation Army for $100 to feed the homeless in your town.   Write a note to the wallet owner explaining the $117 "finders fee" and drop the wallet in the mail.

Then buy Power Ball tickets with the $17, win the lotto and live in clouds with your family,



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174,054 I want a nose job and my lips injected with filler. I feel so crappy looking at all these models in the media.



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174,053 God, I hate old people.  Wrinkled babies. I-WANT-I-WANT-I-WANT, and then they cry when they don't get it.



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174,052 Hello. It's your super insecure girlfriend here. Stop lying about going out with "the guys" from work. You said only her last name. You know I have facebook, right? Why would you tell me you're going out with "the guys"? Use first names or break up with me.



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174,051 I'm a nice guy, really. I have smarts, resources, etc. I authenticity do the right thing consistently.

That said, it's hard to be this way... I work at it. Every.damn.day. You feel me?

If you cross me, I'll forgive you. If you cross me twice, or even multiple times... It's all good. I believe in 41st chances. BUT!! If you cross the line after repeated attempts to be humble, fair, and understanding.... If I find out you are taking advantage or fucking with me.... I will, and have, unleash everything on you. I'll get mine. Know that.

I'm only human. I'm not a saint, and I will fuck you over if you push me past my limits. If I see you trying to harm me, or the people I love.... I'm gonna unleash holy hell on you...

My only hope is this.... I only hope my enemies are good ones. Good luck.



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174,050 Im gonna get back at you.



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174,049 Don't tell me Prince's Little Red Corvette isn't about a pussy.

Hehe, naughty little guy.



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174,048 If it were me I would personally deliver the wallet and somehow get across that throwing your trash around is not cool



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174,047 Mail him back the wallet.



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174,046 It was not 150 years ago! Did you forget about the Jim Crow laws in the south? Just because slavery was abolish does not mean that African Americans were not discriminated against and it still continues. How you ask? Well let's look at the higher interest rates African Americans and Hispanics pay even though they have the same credit score and income as white people. Get it together whoever you are.  

Pick up a book!



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174,045 I do know strict parents make sneaky children and to be honest aside from daily care and over all personal and household hygiene, and self care (Being healthy mentally, physically, and emotionally) being routine and just a part of life. I don't really know what else I can teach my kids, I know I can encourage them in what ever they do.

But my kids are gonna do what they are gonna do, and any adjustments I can make to their personality or self is over with between 14-17, by that point my kid should be their own person, and I'd like to think a good one. I mean I don't care what they do with themeslves or their lives, as long as they do it well, and do it safely enough.

I just want them able to handle what ever choices they make in their life.

I figure as long as they are respectful, considerate, consenting, law abiding and safe enough/educated enough about what ever they choose do. They are alright.

I can help them with whatever I can and if I personally can't I will find them someone who can.

but honestly I don't know what more I can do for them as adults, basic life skills, and know how.

I can only hope to inspire a sense of self, and respect for themselves and others that mirrors my own, or at least I can be proud of.

If i can raise two kind, self reliant, self contained healthy people who can feed, clothe, bathe, educate, and work for themselves and are happy. I consider my job as a parent done.

But its not gonna be easy, and its not gonna be fun, but the earlier I can impart these things and make it routine, the better.



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174,044 You're not cheating. You didn't do anything wrong. I'm just ridiculously jealous all the time! I hate it! I hate that you work with beautiful women!



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174,043 My co-workers wife just announced her pregnancy to the whole office. She had little announcement cards and everything. She had tears in her eyes she was so happy. When I asked her how far along she was she said Ř weeks." I feel awful. Just awful...but. Isn't that a little early? At that's stage it's barely a cluster of cells. Of course I'll never say anything but I cringed. She even said she'd already cleared out a room for the nursery. I hope everything works out but Mother Nature is a bitch. :



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174,042 Someone threw a bag of garbage along the side the road near my house. The bag broke open and debris was everywhere. It was mostly beer cans and liquor bottles. Clearly someone had a party. They wanted to get rid of the garbage, so they tossed it by the road. Really pissed me off.

I knew if I didn't pick it up, it would sit there forever. So with garbage bag in hand I started cleaning up the mess. Low and behold, in with the garbage was a wallet, complete with drivers license, high school ID, two $50 gift cards and $117 in cash. I'm thinking it was the young owner of the wallet who threw the garbage there. He probably had a party with his friends. He didn't want his parents to see the empty beer cans in the trash at his house, so he tossed the entire mess onto the side of the road. (He lives about half a mile away.) But in so doing, somehow he managed to throw out his wallet too. Ha ha.

Here's my dilemma. What should I do? Do I return everything to the kid? I was a kid once too. I know where he's coming from.

Or do I keep the cash and gift cards and buy something nice for my kids? After all, I did pick up all the trash. Maybe this is my payment?

Normally, I'm very law abiding. But I'm thinking the kid deserves to lose out on something for throwing out his trash like that.



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174,041 I e-mailed my boss and told him to have a safe trip back home today.  In reality I'm hoping his plane crashes and he dies.



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174,040 Slavery was a way of life in the world when African slaves where brought to America. Africans and Asians sold their own people to the slave traders.Slaves were exported to North America, South America, the Middle East as well as to Asia.Even to day people are sold into slavery in Africa and Asia.
This idea that only Americans had slaves and that they should feel guilty because of this is ridiculous. Slaves in  America were set free in 1863 - by The Republican President  Lincoln- more than 150 years ago.That is six  generations ago. Nobody alive has owned a slave in America! Why should modern Americans be held hostage about slavery? It does not make sense. For 150 years in America we ALL have been free. Take responsibility for for your actions.To blame slavery - it just shows your ignorance. I have never heard a Jewish person blame the holocaust because  they have no job or when they are arrested? There are people living today that survived the holocaust that as  happened 76 years ago.  We can look at their courage going on and making every new day count. People that still blame something that happened 150 years ago is ridiculous. None of us alive today has anything to be ashamed of when it comes to slavery!



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174,039 My girlfriend changed her facebook and twitter profile pictures of us to older ones of her. All because she was upset with me. She just turned 23. Yet she tells me she's done with this 'high school immaturity'.

She just doesn't get how childish and immature she really is. She's the one who snaps at me, responds with sarcasm, says things intentionally to  hurt me, and threatens me at times.

We have talked about this, so it's not just speculation, she's admitted to her intentions and she's just not committed to changing.

Let this be a lesson to all, if a girl you are dating is acting like a child, end the relationship. She will not magically grow up or learn how to change the person she has been her whole life.

Instead find yourself a woman who will treat you respectfully and communicate in a healthy manner. The longer you stay connected the harder it will be.

I regret you A.
M/24

-----Also side note, if you care to argue with people about politics, please take it elsewhere. Seriously.

If you want to share a secret, great. You don't have to respond to people about their views here. We all have different views so just keep them to yourself if you can't follow the rules.



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174,038 I have this reoccurring dream where I'm at a social function but I forgot to take a shower. People are whispering about the how bad I smell.

When I'm awake and really at a social function, the idea of me smelling bad causes such anxiety that I get overheated and start to sweat... which greatly adds the possibility that I smell bad.  I can't win.



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174,037 Here is the secret: Donald T.Rump is the Big Ass, the Big Mouth and the Big Dick of the GOP. If you love nuclear war where skin bubbles and drips off the body like cheese melting in a microwave, vote T.Rump. His ADD (attention defect disorder) will cause a serious national security issue.



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174,036 When I was about 6 yrs old I saw a photo of some slaves being dragged with ropes in a library book.  I went home and cried my eyes out, told my mother I had a stomach ache, but I never again felt truly safe in a world where there were people capable of making another human a slave.
I am Caucasian and every time I see a man in a tie I am reminded of that moment in time.



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174,035 There are few feelings in the world more exhilarating than when you can finally leave your abuser.  It's like a weight being lifted from your shoulders.



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174,034 My boss has been out all week.  I haven't worn a tie.  It's my way of signaling to the rest of the 30 people who work here that I don't respect him.



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174,033 We are all slowly approaching death one day at a time - and everyday we wake up and we do the things we do without taking into consideration the big picture.



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174,032 You and your mother are sick twisted people. One day it will come back to you , all your insults, lies,  and slander. Im just glad you don't don't live next to me anymore .  By the way all your lies fail big time your attempt to sabotage our lives and his career failed!!!    He still owns almost half of it and by law its his and theres nothing you or anybody can take all that away .   So we are just going to continue enjoying our lives , you should think about looking  for something better to do for living .



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174,031 i just need a friend.



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174,030 free...freee...FREE!!!
I am finally, finally free of you!
This is a joyous occasion and personal triumph.
It look me years to wake up.  It took me years to undo the psychological damage you caused me.
Abuser! sociopath!
Once I put thousands of miles between us I felt the lift  of weights.
My final send off to you.  I waited two years to unmask you.
Just as your therapist profiled you all those years ago.  I knew then.  I wish I had the courage to leave.
Oh well.  Today, I do a happy dance as I sail into my future-older, wiser and stronger.

So long and thanks for all the fish!



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174,029 I'm very unhappy as well. My boyfriend is a sad excuse for a father and a man. I wish he wouldn't drink every night. He is mean and his words cut deep. That's why I have to leave him not just for me but for our daughter I wish he could have been a better man and could have seen how much we needed him.



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174,028 Our lives aren't often made miserable by other people.
Our lives are often made miserable by ourselves.



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174,027 I'm so unhappy



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174,026 It's funny how people loves to judge me and tell people I'm a gold digger. Honestly , I could care less about money sure I love nice things once in a while but most of the stuff that I own was bought before I married , and I busted my butt for them.  As a long our kids get taking care for thats all I care, if something ever happen to my husband I would sell everything and divided  equally between our kids and his children before marrying .  I would pack my staff and moved to be close to my family, our kids can have all his material stuff and  money.



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174,025 When people insult me, I don't fire back. I ignore them and cut them out of my life. Who has time for that petty crap. If we all did this, all the nasty people would only be left with themselves for companionship. What a fitting punishment.



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174,024 My bipolar wife is angry again today. No surprise there. She is refusing to talk to me. At issue, our son needed her help last night when studying for a science test. I was so busy helping our daughter study, that I couldn't also help our son at the same time. Every night I normally help both study. But last night I just couldn't manage it. So for the first time in I'd say a year I needed my wife to quiz him. This angered her like I punched her in the head and set her on fire. All because we needed her help studying. Why does this anger her? Because she only does what SHE wants. Her days and nights are all about her TV shows and her wine. Helping her kids in any way whatsoever is not her thing. She is not a mother. Not even close. I don't even have a word for her. Although I'm hoping to soon enough call her my ex-wife.



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174,023 Wait, Trump is in trouble because 300 years ago the spelling of his family name changed? Really? This is the best the anti-Trump people can come up with?

That's so absurd I just have to laugh.



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174,022 "My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner and then told me I was wrong"


That's about it.... Another reason why it's important not to give a shit. These bitches are crazy.



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174,021 The whole point of Drumpf isn't to make fun of his family name, it is John Oliver pointing out Trump's hypocrisy because he berated Jon Stewert for not being proud of his family name.  

Those who look down on people saying "Drumpf"... Either you're making Oliver's point or there is too much cognitive dissonance to not see the double standard.



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174,020 ... While you were out.... Um, ..... Hahahahhaha



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174,019 "Drumpf" people are awesome. Anyone who calls Donald Trump by that name immediately exposes him or herself to be an imbecile and I love getting straight down to it like that, right off the bat, just "Hey, before we debate, I'm an idiot, now that we've gotten that out of the way..." He didn't change his name. He was born with the name Trump. I'm sure millions of people have a last name that was modified 300 years ago when their family came to America. My boyfriend is one of those people. Hell, I could be one of those people, who knows. But it has nothing to do with his character, the fact that he uses the name he was born with. It's horrifyingly sad that anyone could be so stupid as to use it as a negative against him, much less MANY people, but at the same time, incredibly useful as a tool to separate the most retarded people from the rest. Thank you for this, Oliver. That was the dumbest piece you've ever done but the idiots ate it up and now I can spot them so much quicker. Now if you want to "Make Barry Soetoro again" then we have an actual debate. Until then, I won't even waste my time talking to people who say "Drumpf." They are too stupid to hold a conversation with.



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174,018 Here's something I don't get, but I accept it. Two women confide in me about having been sexual abused. The first one had one encounter with an older boy, and beat up her family for the rest of her life because they failed to protect her
The second one was abused by many men, boys, and family members, but carefully hid the abuse as it was happening. She then decided to blame her family too, and continues to do so to this day.
Then there is a third woman who had much the same experience as the second one, only she claimed it was normal, and no big deal, in fact she claimed it gave her confidence.
As I said, I don't pretend to understand it. I do have an opinion though about which of the three is happiest in life.



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174,017 I will judge you if you choose not to vaccinate.



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174,016 I don't know what to think of people who always complain about racism, and then turn around make fun of a man's original family name.  It's incredibly inappropriate.  Grow up, people.



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174,015 the only thing that makes me happy lately is watching videos of my baby nephew. So sweet and innocent and loving and happy. I'm sad he has to become an adult. Miserable and mean world.



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174,014 I've watched the video. I still don't get it. Some comedian insists the word is an onomatopoeia. He tells us "Drumpf" is the sound made when you drop a bottle of soda on the floor. What? I've never heard that before. Bam, splat woosh, I've heard those words. But drumpf? He's just making that up because he's a comedian, and not a particularly funny one.

You could also say "Sanders" sounds like a carpenter's power tool. OMG.  "Carson" sounds like the butler from Downton Abby. OMG. "Cruz" sounds like a vacation ship. OMG.

It's all so childish and pointless. At least that's how it comes across to intelligent people.



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174,013 Watch the Drumpf video. Then you'll get it.



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174,012 I'm afraid I don't understand the "Drumpf" insult. 300 years ago his family name was Drumpf. Like so many family names back then, it was modified, making it easier to spell and or pronounce. The named transitioned to Trump.

Why is it an insult to now call him Donald Drumpf? The word Drumpf doesn't mean anything bad.

I think it's yet another desperate attempt to malign Trump, but all it does is make the name caller look foolish.



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174,011 God, Drumpf voters are the stupidest people in the world. Worse than Palin supporters. Unless they are one and the same.



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174,010 I witnessed one of the youth group leaders in my church repeatedly making sex jokes around the teenagers.  The man is 30 years old.  I told the parish priest.  He did nothing because he and the man were buddies.  So I told someone in the Archdiocese it was happening.  Well, the shit hit the fan.

First, the Archdiocese said, "We did an investigation and could not verify your allegations."  Right.  You mean you investigated yourselves and found nothing wrong?  Amazing.  Then they added, "If you say anything, you will be legally liable for defamation."

That might have gotten me pissed off, but karma made an appearance.  You see, I had told nobody else that this was happening.  But the parish priest did.  He went around to my friends, told them what I had reported about the youth group leader, and then said I was lying because I was mentally ill.  

I called the priest and left a message.  "Hi.  Just wanted you to know that my friends told me you visited them, and you told them all that I'm crazy.  You might want to realize that when you go to a man's FRIENDS and tell them he's crazy because he reported (John Smith) for making sex jokes to teenagers, they're going to think you're lying and trying to cover something up."

I never told a soul other than the priest and the Archdiocese, in the na´ve hope that they would do something about it.  In the end, it was the parish priest who let everybody know that his buddy the 30-year old youth group leader was making sex jokes in front of high school students.  That's one way to get the word out.  Now the whole church knows.

haha... fuck you.



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174,009 Three months into this job, and I'm already desperate to leave it.  I've taken out all my personal items just so I can leave this place as fast as I can.  I have a note in my office detailing the items I need to take with me so I can grab it all and go.  When I land another job, I'm out of here immediately.  I might not even give them a notice that I've left.



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174,008 Here is my new secret... To all my political friends who always seem to ask ME the questions.... Is Bernie ok to vote for, Will Trump destroy our country, Is Hillary really going to jail.... my answers to these questions are the following.. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE, I AM DONE WITH POLITICS. Hope that helped...It did for me.



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174,007 Jesus died more than 2000 years ago. They say he died for our sins.  How could he have died for our sins when none of us were even here?  That's like saying if the Great One (pick a name, any name) dies today he is dying for someone born in the future year 4000-something. It is amazing that this silly story has lasted 2000 years. It's like saying the great wise man crapped his pants for us.  Gee mommy, why did he do that? Well, son, he crapped his pants for you because he loves you. Not sure what it means but apparently it is some pretty important shit! Oh, ok momma.



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174,006 I don't like lying to my family about where I've been. But my sex life is my business and none of theirs.



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174,005 I'm obsessed with what people say about me.



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174,004 My friend always gets swept up in long term relationships and then flings that follow her long term relationships and then right back into relationships she is ridiculously smart, beautiful and healthy looking and I love her. How does she do it? Why are we so different? My other best friend is pregnant and other had a baby and they're all pretty much just seriously dating, married or pregnant and leaping from relationship to relationship.
Meanwhile, I am purging on Netflix and vicariously living through strong, beautiful female characters on tv. I am excited for all these women in my life, fictional and non fictional. They're all so incredibly fascinating to me.
Meanwhile, My place of employment just closed and I am constantly lecturer on finding a good job and possibly a relationship. Yet to the observers eye, I might have it all-- people think I'm attractive, smart, creative but I just don't know sometimes my friends even say things like " u can have anyone u want" or " ur so talented" " why would want u?" This is clearly not the case .. None of it matches me and sometimes I only find understanding watching characters in movies or hearing my friends issues and lives. I just can't seem to turn to the mirror and find myself fascinating, in fact. Why should I? Isn't it weird? Or maybe introspection is exactly that. I just sometimes feel like so limited in the expectations around me. I want something bigger, bolder, more interesting. I want adventure and love and meaning, I want inspiration. I sometimes wonder if I'm still a child. I sometimes wonder why I am not satisfied with the way anyone loves me, as if I know I can't be kept by someone's love, but rather just appreciated.. On a tangent, there seems to be a difference between being kept by someone's love and being in the wild with someone. I would never admit these things in real life but maybe I want to meet someone. Today, I laughed and told some eldery folk that I'll wait past my middle age to find love because I won't need anyone to take care of me til then. Meanwhile, friends and pregnant and married.... Friends are dating and looking, everyone around me is rampantly dating and reproducing and kissing and flirting and going out and feeling and loving... And my life is void of any kind of fantasticalness besides the kind I reserve for the enjoyment of fiction. Isn't that the most logical? i must be .. Not logical but crazy. Crazy that I can't paint some colors on someone I just met and pretend like they are the love of my life.. Though I want to. I want to pretend that so and so is like the queen of this land and were so important and our love changes the world and blah blah blah ( not to say it can't), but I can't bring myself to fit anyone violently into some strange temporary box that I need. I want to discover someone. Maybe I actually want to know people and take the time to see them through different lenses with no goal other than that pure enjoyment of the beauty that is already here.  I want to exist and be here and it's so hard to do when everyone around you finds these boxes to fit in. I guess I've succeeded in making life interesting... But devoid of romantic love.  Everyone mourns heartbreaks and gets married and has these romantic things going on, but i do not get moved, desperate. It's more like a poem that stirs some feelings and then I want to wrrite poetry but not actually love someone. It's like im aware of this and fine with this, it's like I am lucid but it's not that great. Does everything come with a price?



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174,003 in love with the distance



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174,002 No one has ever told me I'm good in bed. I'm not sure what to make of it. Maybe it's not something people say. But then again, maybe it is something people say, but I'm not good in bed so it never gets said to me. :(



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174,001 An ex girlfriend from long ago contacted me on Facebook. I ignored her. My life is complicated enough. No good will come from rehashing the past.



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174,000 I married a little girl. Her birth certificate says she's in her thirties now. But I'm not fooled. Emotionally she is a 5 year old who pouts and cries until she gets what she wants.



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