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174,299 I love sperm! I love to squirt It out my weiner, I love to drink it, but most of all, I love it deep in my ASS!  I wish I had an army of guys, just to POUND my ass all day long! I want to keep my ass full of sperm around the clock, just as God intended!  I want sperm for breakfast, sperm for lunch and sperm for dinner!  I have a sister who is a real sweetheart - she lets me lick her pussy clean after she gets a full, hot load of sperm stuffed up in her! (I've dropped a load or two in her myself, but that's another story. )  I don't care whose it is, I don't care what race, I don't even care what SPECIES - I just want sperm, sperm, sperm, sperm, SPERM!



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174,298 I was in a forest with my cousin yesterday and she was talking about making huts in the forest when she was in the scouts. She said she wasn't allowed to bring anything with her other than a knife. She had to tie sticks together using ivy vines. 
I instantly got hard imagining her using them to tie me up in the forest. I wondered how she'd gag me then I realized that her feet would probably drench her socks in sweat inside her hiking boots. 



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174,297 Porn.... Like I'm gonna pull out of a hot, wet pussy...only to stroke myself to orgasm! NOT!



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174,296 My boss is one of the stupidest fucking morons I have ever met. Everyone dislikes him. He treats world class physicians like they are scum and wonders why no one respects him.

My secret? I think the meanest thoughts about him and give him sickening kindness to his face. He's a manipulative piece of shit but guess what? I'm a much better manipulator than he.



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174,295 I'm very good at deleting everything so my wife can't see.  Ever since we got married, I have been having online dalliance's with women.  I never meet them, though, but still I shouldn't be doing it.  The problem is that I have body image issues and women find me attractive, so I can come on to them and almost always get a positive response.  Getting sexual attention from women feeds the hole I have in me for attention.  It hasn't helped that I'm so good at deleting things.  She doesn't even have a clue.  But I feel rotten about it.  I don't know why I do these things.  It's like an addiction.



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174,294 After we hooked up for the first time you got up and spent ten minutes naked and looking at my bookshelf. That's the moment I fell in love with you.



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174,293 A police officer was shot and killed yesterday here in Prince George's County for apparently no reason.  Cold blooded murder.  It's terrible for me to say this, but I don't care.  Here I am, an educated middle class white guy - a Republican - and the worst thing I feel right now is that I feel complete apathy for what happened.  The reason is that it was obvious this was going to happen eventaully, and it's going to keep on happening.  There are too many stories of PG County cops getting away with murder, sometimes literally, around here.  A few years ago they murdered a local mayor's dogs.  Raided his house without bothering to do an investigation, and murdered the dogs as they ran away with their backs turned.  They didn't even know the man was the town's mayor.  Nothing happened to the cops.  Their names weren't even released.  Then the video of them beating a college kid for no reason.  It only made the news because his grandfather was a judge.  The PG County cops lied and said the kid "attacked a police horse."  Video showed that he was standing around doing nothing and got rushed.  One cop got repimanded for an action of a dozen cops commiting felony assault, lying under oath, lying on a police report.  And the other video of the attack?  It was claimed to have not been "lost"... it was the wife of one of the accused cops (a cop herself) who was in charge of reviewing the video.  Nothing happened to her.  Another instance where the PG cops assaulted a news camera crew for taking video of the county executive in his car.  

I am a conservative Republican, but with age comes wisdom.  Any of those victims of the PG police could have been me or my family or my children or my dogs or my friends or my neighbors.  So yeah, I just don't care that one of the cops was murdered.  I simply don't care and I feel bad about not caring.



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174,292 My love took my hand in his yesterday and asked me to marry him. I am on top of the world.



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174,291 I wish he had never been caught.  He was well schooled on what to do, what not to do. Got busted bc he didn't delete an email.  She ripped him a new one, kicked him out of the house in the middle of the night.  Woke the kids, screamed, called the neighbors. Within two days the entire town knew.  

Here's the lesson men:  DELETE, DELETE, DELETE



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174,290 Goodbye my dear...I know what we are doing has to end.  It's best this way...Let's end whatever this fire between us has been and get out before getting burned

Just remember though, you can't come a calling anymore.



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174,289 I KNOW that this stupid crush is getting in the way of my being his friend and being his awesome (female) roommate's friend. Like, I KNOW my stupid crush is hurting ME and my goals to have a better life with great people in it. And I KNOW he's too young (albeit of legal age and an adult). And my behavior is 99% correct. But last night our mutual friend said my inappropriate crush had an instagram. Now guess who fucking has an instagram? Mutual friend is certainly laughing her ass off at me. I am laughing at me. Good grief. I'm a wonderful person but I'm not the least bit conventionally attractive. Maybe if you like Tess Holiday you might think I'm hot. But I am a terrific person. Unfortunately, so is he. Just like... 14 years too young. What the hell is wrong with me? Why do I crush on any male that treats me the least bit like a human being? I know my worth. But when men notice it to? I'm off balance. Thrilled. Obviously I still have some issues.

Brain, you are not helpful please shut up and turn off that feeling and let me be wonderful until the right person shows up who is age appropriate and appreciates me.

The only fuck up in this situation is me.



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174,288 I'm so far behind on paperwork that I have literally thought of running away...or killing myself. I know that seems silly, but how did something so simple become so daunting and insurmountable?



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174,287 Sometimes women will take a bath together. That's got to be the sexiest thing I've ever heard of.



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174,286 Maybe the void you are trying to fill is your vagina. I don't say that meanly. I've been there. After my first husband died I kept doing project after project in my life. Travel to China. Learn Braille. Ballroom dancing. Write a novel. Never stopping, always trying to fill the empty spaces in my life with something. It was exhausting. Then I met a man who loved me. He filled my vaginal void. I suddenly had no need for projects anymore.



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174,285 If someone tells me a story is 100% true, then I immediately think it's all a lie.



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174,284 You settled for so much less, but I think you can handle it-you'll be okay.



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174,283 Is it normal to not know what you need? Today was one of those days - a nice day. I enjoyed myself. But something is missing. I do not know what that is yet. I have more (not in the material sense) than I did a year ago, and it feels wonderful. Yet I still feel a void, an absence. But I do not know what  is missing.



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174,282 I just want to be alone. I'm so fucking tired. I just want to be done



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174,281 I can't stand the anger. I just want to be content.



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174,280 It was kind of odd how it seemed as if his only purpose was comedic effect. Of course, it wasn't actually, no one has one single purpose in life, much less something as minor as the comedic effect. But I feel as though he knew this purpose well, and always managed to add a punchline to anything and everything worthy. Every time something weird happened, it somehow always traced back to him. Being simply the comedic effect though, has it's ups and downs. While having an incredible talent for making people laugh, he always seemed to get left out a lot. I have experience with that. Always the person overlooked, the person to have to walk behind the others on a narrow sidewalk. He made quite sure though, that he got his fair share of the spotlight. Always getting himself into things, creating trouble- that gets you attention. And he knew it.



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174,279 She's even friends with her boyfriend's girl coworkers! What is it like, girl? Give me lessons on how to not be jealous!!



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174,278 I am so jealous of this girl's ability to make friends. How does she do that so easily? When I try to make friends, they end up not liking me! I am so jealous.



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174,277 I'm so tired of buying products which don't work. It's not in me, but I'm surprised there aren't vigilante consumers who show up at corporate headquarters and punch the employees.



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174,276 I know you know incognito browsing.  I know you must have another phone number or email address that you are using because I've seen messages that can't be explained by what is visible. I know you are smart enough to be able to hide your dishonesty - but I am smart enough to pick up on that.

But we both know that I will know if you sleep with someone else: so I know that even if you are looking around for "better" it's not over until you have moved your body onward. At least that's some comfort.

I just wish you had the ability to be transparent, even if you do happen to be physically loyal. It would be nice to know what I have to prepare myself for...  I wish I didn't have to sneak around to watch you - but there's so much you don't tell me.  I hate knowing you don't leave me out of the loop. You hate confrontation and I know that - but most of our confrontations come because I don't know what you think or what you feel.

Put me back in the loop and things will *always* be better between us than if you keep me out.



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174,275 Here is a secret which should be common knowledge, at least to Christians. Yes, Jesus of Nazareth was killed and Jews were involved. You should thank them. If Jesus didn't die and then rise from the dead he did not fulfill the prophecy of the prophet Isaiah and is therefor not the Christ. Jesus of Nazareth never had the option of a long and peaceful life. Everything played out to fulfill the prophecy.



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174,274 Asheghetam.



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174,273 You see what's going on? Some political groups, I'm not yet sure if it's the Dems of the Cruz Republicans, are showing up at Trump Rallies and intentionally causing trouble. Then they turn it around an say see, Trump is divisive. There is always trouble at his rallies.

You dudes, you aren't fooling anyone. You incite the trouble and then blame it on Trump.



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174,272 This makes me so sad. I can tell my brain is decaying. I can no longer remember things like my zip code. I've lived in this town all my life, but when I have to write my zip code I first have to look it up. Getting old sucks.



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174,271 I went out to my car, which I usually park just outside of my garage, very early this morning.. around 2ᚨ a.m.
I was gonna drive to the local McDonalds for some food, but then I heard voices coming from my garage.
I quickly went back into my home and pondered if I should call the police, or confront the people that were in there myself.
I chose to confront. I went back out to the garage and asked who is there. They said hi and opened the garage door. And there were 2 people.. a man and a woman.. and a small dog. Camped out on blankets on the floor.
Turns out they were homeless, and seeking shelter for sleep and to get out of the cold.
We got to talking and I told them it was ok for them to do that. I went inside and got blankets and coats, for them to use and keep. Then I drove to McDonalds and bought some food for them.
I'm a huge believer in Karma. And Compassion.
And I have no one else to really tell this to.. because I have estranged myself from all family and friends.



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174,270 I have a thick 10in curved upward cock and I want to throat fuck a slut right now. Making her eyes water as she chokes and gags on it...



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174,269 I'm praying for you bk_chick



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174,268 Why do black men fuck ugly, obese white women? So disgusting.

28/white female



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174,267 Can't we just compromise, for the sake of our daughter...



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174,266 I am more than lucky.



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174,265 You don't know how bad I want to fuck your world up



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174,264 My boyfriend can be a fucking stupid insensitive ass sometimes.  Sorry that my being in physical pain stops you from watching your pretentious samurai movie, boo.  let me just stand out of your way.



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174,263 Nothing beats your first heroin high. That's part of the problem. You are constantly doing it again and again to recreate something which will never happen.



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174,262 Maybe it wasn't an autism test. Or an observation test. Or a psionics test. Or forgiveness test. Maybe it was just another fucked up moment shared by two.

Damn. I always hope there's MORE.



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174,261 E is an old wetback illegal alien whore!



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174,260 The other day a Catholic High School was playing a Jewish High School in basketball.  The fans from the Catholic school started taunting the Jewish school by chanting "You killed Jesus."

The Catholic school was severely reprimanded. And why? Jewish people did kill Jesus. That's not a problem. The Catholics are the problem for mentioning it.



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174,259 I live in New York. Yesterday a bottle of salad dressing fell off the shelf at a supermarket in Chicago. It's my fault. Because, well, I wasn't there.

Similarly, some people at a political rally in Chicago starting throwing punches. It's Trump's fault. Because, well, he wasn't there.



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174,258 Starting this sobriety thing all over again sucks! HOWEVER; I brought it on myself. Serves me right for thinking grandiose! I'm just happy I realized I'm messing up BEFORE I spend all of my money on drugs. Gave up herion, relapsed, and now I'm kicking heroin and crack. Nice work idiot. I swear us junkies are morons and insane. Doing the same shit expecting different results. Insanity I tell ya! Not today though. Today I start fresh. Today I deleted all my dealers and block their numbers. Today I will be clean. Just for today. Fuck tomorrow. Just for today...............

BK_Chick



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174,257 Our country goes out of its way to protect religious freedom. As well it should. People should have the right to believe in the religious doctrine of their choice. But what about me? I believe in no religion. I do not want God in my life. Shouldn't my rights also be protect?

Yet the money I use says "In God We Trust". My children are FORCED to say the Pledge of Allegiance, "... one nation, under God..."

Forcing a non-religious person to accept "In God We Trust" would be the equivalent of writing "In A Christian God We Trust" on money and then handing it to a Jewish person.

Equality for all should mean equality for ALL.



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174,256 Get ready for class war in the history books.

I noticed it in 2005 when Bush delayed response to Katrina and flew over La and waved from a plane.

Relief to that was horrible but we sure did pour millions into the Tsunami disaster when it happened on the other side of the world.

Divide has been festering and crackling for years.

Each televised event, police shootings, racial injustice... It's been festering.

One Trump protestor was kicked out.  Then another kicked out, then one shoved, screamed at and hit while leaving peacefully.

Last night protestors came in droves.  Chicago pushed back.

Not saying it's right but the problem started 10 years ago.  Maybe even longer.

Class war is here.



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174,255 doucement bébé, do me doucement.



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174,254 I sing along with the radio, but close my eyes and pretend it's the radio singing along with me.



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174,253 I have 2 secrets that I keep from my husband. Any one of them on their own will be enough to crush him.  I will forever keep them to myself.  They are my burden to bear.

Now I wonder if there's anything he can tell me that would cause our marriage to implode.



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174,252 I'm still talking to a fucking sociopath but I'm determined to win in some twisted, stupid mind game.

I really hate myself.

I want to die.



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174,251 I hate how everyone keeps telling me all my problems will go away because i'm pretty. As if. They couldn't possibly be more wrong. When people compliment my intellect, that's when they (know they) have me.



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174,250 I'll always judge someone who listens to the top 100. Specially if that's the majority of music they listen to. It's just sad. Same thing for people who prefer vanilla ice cream out of all the bloody flavours out there. It just reveals conformity and lack of originality.



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174,249 Sometimes "sorry" doesn't feed the Admiral's bulldog.



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174,248 I almost died last night... only by pure luck am I still alive. Today has made me realize how much I love my life.



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174,247 I'm helping your date get ready. One day you'll see, I'd do anything to see you happy.



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174,246 My gf and I used to masturbate each other alot when we first met.  We both enjoyed watching the other one have an orgasm.  Sometimes we would cum together but usually she would go first and then I would do my thing. We did this together at least twice a week and sometimes more often.  We got pretty creative getting each other off and avoiding penetration. Mostly we were both finished within about 30 minutes (10 or 15 min each).  Fast forward fifteen years. We are married. We have sex maybe once a week but usually every ten days or so. It now takes my woman all of those in-between days to work herself up into wanting to have sex with me. We are both basically the same as we were when we first met. We've gained a little weight but still fairly trim and keep our bodies clean and nice.  I assume she still masturbates when she gets the chance.  I know I do. Early on in our marriage I suggested we fool around like we used to and she was offended and hurt that I would suggest such a thing.  As if masturbating together was just horrible and why would we do that when regular sex is available.  I reminded her how much we both liked it and enjoyed watching each other cum.  This only made her angrier.  For us to have sex now the moon must be just right, the stars must be perfectly aligned, her mood must be exactly right, I must say and do every single thing perfectly, i.e. absolutely no "wrong" talking, must give long backrub, must watch a movie, must look into her eyes in just the right way, must share my feelings about life and her (no teasing or any kind or dirty talk).  My "foreplay" must be absolutely perfect.  If I don't lick her clit exactly right or if I touch too close to her anus or kiss her nipple the wrong way then its deal over!!  We are a loving and passionate couple in every respect. Except somewhere along the line sex dropped almost out of sight for her. I suspect there are millions of men just like me.  Love their wife-not interested in divorce-enjoy my wifes company (most of the time) yet fulfilling regular sex is a thing of the past.  I know why guys cheat.  I won't cheat but I'm fucking so frustrated and dissatisfied with our sex life its killing me.  And, yes, all you ladies, I treat my wife right and with respect.  We have long conversation, we fight fair, we genuinly enjoy one another. I'm romantic and thoughtful. I work hard and work hard around the house.  She just doesn't want to have sex anymore.  Life sucks when your hot wife loses interest in sex.
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174,245 My colleague is from Syria.  Before he left he kept getting degree after degree there to avoid having to join the very corrupt army.  I think he has about 3 master's degrees.  He also remembered people laughing and rejoicing in the streets of Syria during 9/11.  He couldn't believe it.

But you know what?  You know who those people were?  Supporters of the current oppressive authoritarian regime.  That's right.  The ones who want power for few and nothing for others.  That's the people who were happy on 9/11 - not the innocent men, women, and especially children who are trying to flee their wretched lives there.  Really sad.



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174,244 I think most female orgasms sound fake. It sounds like an imitation of something the woman saw in a movie.



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174,243 I've seen black swirling shadows darting in my peripheral vision. I'm a rational person. At first I wrote it off as a trick of the light. But it happens frequently enough, once every few months, and under such varied conditions, that I'm convinced they are real.

Something I've noticed. Over the years they come closer and closer to me. Twenty years ago when it first started, they'd be in the next room and I could only spy them through an open door. But now they have grown bolder and come as close as a few feet. I think they are here to take me to the next place when I die. The closer I get to death, the closer they come.  They are so close now. It must mean my death will be soon. And the fact they are scary, well it doesn't bode well for which place I'm heading after I leave this existence.



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174,242 I was so starved for affection when growing up. It's made me into the weird sexually obsessed loner I am today.



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174,241 And now comes that holiday where the only purpose is to drink until you puke. People have no class. My secret, whenever I see one of my employees wearing green on St. Patrick's Day, I make a mental note to lower their year-end bonus.



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174,240 I am from New York and when 9/11 happened, my friend who moved down to Florida the summer before it happened told me that people were not happy about it, but the attitude was "well if it's gonna happen to the u.s. it might as well be ny."  and I heard that's how people around the country felt.  that's f'd up



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174,239 I remember seeing video on CNN of Muslims dancing in the streets here in the US on 9/11.  I felt angry when people tried telling me that I didn't actually see that.  Are you kidding me?  You're telling me I didn't see something that I clearly saw, and you weren't anywhere near me when I saw it?  And dontcha think that out of a few million Muslims in the country, that it's possible a few of them actually would do that, simply because some people are fucking crazy anyway?  Don't tell me what I saw, asshole, just because you have your ideological masters telling you what to believe.  It reminds me of what Eisenhower said when he saw a death camp for the first time.  He barked an order to the effect of, "Get every motion picture camera here now... something tells me that in the years to come, people are going to try to say this never happened."  Well, it happened.  Don't tell me what I saw.



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174,238 I am a liberal with massive respect to Islam. So I share this secret not as any kind of like... political ploy but rather cognitive dissonance on my part.

I had friends teaching in Syria during 9-11, they told me that people were dancing in the streets celebrating when those planes hit our twin towers. They couldnt leave their apartment for fear of being hurt.

And now here they are begging for help.

Have you ever seen Americans dancing in the streets when any other countries' civilians, women and children were ruthlessly murdered?

I cannot shake that. I do not know where to file that memory inside of me. Its things like this liberals need to know, too. We cant be so gullible.

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174,237 I had sleep paralysis when I was a kid.  I would wake up and wouldn't be able to move.  Sometimes my eyes were shut, but I was awake and couldn't open them.  I would push and push and push myself to move, and after a few seconds I would finally be free of it.  Once I opened my eyes and very briefly saw a hooded figure standing next to my bed, reaching out to me.  It scared me, but even as a teenager I understood that I had been right between being awake and still being asleep, and my mind had projected a dream onto reality.  I had been reading Stephen King's "It" and had a nightmare.  Once I opened my eyes and saw a huge spider drop from the ceiling.  Again, a dream projected out by the part of my mind that was still asleep.

I also once had something demonic come into my room.  I couldn't move only because I was paralyzed from fear.

Speaking from experience, sleep paralysis is not a demonic visitation.  You can tell the difference by where the fear comes from.  If it's sleep paralysis, the fear you feel comes from within.  The feeling of fear is "spotty," and it fluctuates based on how well you can control your anxiety.  But that's all you feel.  A demonic visitation... it starts with a feeling of evil that is as thick as molasses.  Then a wave of fear comes from outside of you and is projected in.  The fear is solid and complete and total.  Then there is a feeling of total vulnerability and complete exposure, as if you're standing next to a mouth of drooling fangs.

So, yeah, sleep paralysis is not a demonic visitation.



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174,236 To me, there's nothing like pissing and shitting in pristine water that third world country people would definitely dunk their heads in and consider drinking water. Oh man it's awesome. They can't even have my toilet water. Ahh. Know what I'm drinking? Red bull and ooga-booga tears.



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174,235 I experienced sleep paralysis in my late teens when I lives at home.  Never has the means to research it.  Info on the net was scarce back in the day.

I had it again years down the road a few times while in a very bad relationship.  I could see everything but couldn't talk or move.

Common thread was a very bad situation.  Hindsight, definitely outside negative energy until I revived myself from the situation or dwelling space.

I never got that again when I moved out my parents house and what they were dealing with and when I broke up with my ex.

I've had hard times and difficult situations other times but never sleep paralysis.  It was outside forces for sure.



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174,234 I can't shake my ex away from my thoughts today. I wish he was here.



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174,233 In the past few months I've been on a zero tolerance policy. If anyone I deal with does something toxic, I boot them from my life. I sent several people messages saying to never contact me again. It felt good.



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174,232 I believe everything taught in a 10 month school year could actually be taught in one month.



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174,231 My ex was clumsy in bed. I always faked with him so that he'd stop. When he fingered me, he'd be too forceful and I'd be in pain the next day. I have a super small chest (I'm a 32AA), so he'd always ignore my tits even though I'm super sensitive. When he did touch me, he'd literally just lay his hands there. The only good thing about him was he had a big dick. He couldn't even work that too well either...
My new man is a lot smaller, but that man knows how to use his hands. No one has ever made me this wet...I think I am in love with him, which makes this even more fun :)



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174,230 Who goes to Dubai on vacation?



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174,229 I suffer from sleep paralysis that only deferents is I tend to see people that I lost like my grandma sometimes I see children running around and playing which I always found odd . I been having those kind of dreams since I was a kid .  Maybe the other poster is right and probraly you are attracting negative energy into your dreams.  Even at my lowest I had never had bad experiences from sleep paralysis . You should cleanse your house and keep negative , malicious mean spirit people from your life maybe that will help.



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174,228 Oh so this is how it works. Kids are sweet until they are 13. Then they get obnoxious for the next 5 years. And after putting up with their poor attitude for all that time, I'm supposed to come up with $50,000 a year for a private university. I think not. I think your attitude has earned you a seat at the community college for $3,000 a year. Be gone.



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174,227 I've never seen anything like shadows and eyes in the dark and I don't want to!!  But my sister saw a face in the dark and i know of a few people who saw shadows in the dark flying around.  Those people were going through things in their lives at those times, intense anger and strong negative emotions.  I truly believe that can bring about bad spirits aka dem..s.  I've gotten sleep paralysis a few times in my life and i hate it but i never saw anything.  I just keep praying over and over.  It is horrible, i can't speak and i try with everything in my body to talk or move and i can't.



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174,226 There were five of us boys in the neighborhood within two years of each other.  We were constantly around each other through the ྌs.  Only two of us found a wife, settled down, and had kids.  The others are in their 40s and still very much boys at heart.  One has had two broken marriages, one still lives with his mom and dad in the neighborhood, and one manages a comic book store while he keeps trying to break into the big time.  All of us in our mid-40s.  We were like "The Goonies" back then... time is a bitch.



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174,225 Dark shadows with red eyes.  My sister saw the same thing years ago.  She experienced sleep paralysis and saw them.

It's real.



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174,224 Ahhh, finally over my attraction to you and can't imagine getting down on your nasty lil starfish ever again!



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174,223 Oh, she kinda cute? You really, really like her?! You gonna check ALL the boxes and make that girl SO happy? You gonna do AlLL the things she really, really wants you to do daddy?!

Think again, you ignorant nigga. You just got played...

I'm just sayin'!



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174,222 John McGrade is kinda cute =)



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174,221 Get a clue, dad. We see mom more than you and she lives further away. You can be jealous all you want. Maybe if you weren't so manipulative and emotionally abusive we would want to see you more.



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174,220 I will get you fired or make you quit your job , i done it on the past with low life like yourself.  Vile parasites like your self are replaceable  not just that but I r  find you in a few years and will make you life hell .   Its very to get information online this days  just an address .  Just remember that next time you start trolling and being a creep.



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174,219 Late at night I sit up in my bed and stare. Sometimes for an hour at a time, looking straight ahead. I lie back down slowly. Upon awakening, I notice my wallpaper is torn down and the carpet ripped up. Did I do this? I haven't the faintest idea.



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174,218 Don't ever buy a house from some "HOT Realtor"...High Maintenance, fake, bullshit!



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174,217 Every year or so in the news you see a story about a disgruntled parent trying to kill a teacher or coach. Strange stories. There was one about a girl not making the cheerleading squad, so her mother put uranium in the car of the coach. I suppose the thinking was that the uranium would give the coach fatal cancer.  It would be a slow form of murder and no one would realize.

I'm thankful these parents are caught. But think about it. If we catch one a year, how do we know there aren't a dozen others like this who actually did get away with it?

I look to the schools in my town. A young running coach comes down with colon cancer and dies. A young school principal comes down with the same kind of cancer and dies. After lunch an otherwise healthy French teacher says she isn't feeling well, that evening she dies.

How do we know these deaths weren't malicious? In this world we sometimes catch the bad guys. But we never consider that maybe sometimes we don't.



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174,216 MSNBC along with NBC and other MSM outlets are totally up trumps ass, and here is my theory why.

The Obama administration has had a successful run. The unemployment is low, job growth over 46 months has been positive, ACA is successful, gay marriage is legal, Social Security is still here, the govt has not confiscated your guns, Obama has not allowed the whitehouse to become a Kenyan Muslim based Mosque..... so the MSM is somewhat perplexed with not having a lot to chew on. With Trump as president, this guy will open the whole nine yards of bullshit this country is going to go through. His racist stance on any group that is not pure white cretin, his total bullshit stance on china, when his suits are made there. His total lack of knowledge pertaining to ANYTHING this country stands for or against, his willingness to take our children into another shitstorm in the middle east.

The MSM are salivating to get Trump in. Mika, Joe Scarborough, Maddow, Matthews, all of them are up his ass. Now notice the ones who are not up Trumps ass. They are the ones who are out... Ed Schultz, Melissa Perry, Sharpton, Obermann, Cenk...... yup .....that my theory



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174,215 5th graders cursing and talking dirty in an online forum setup by their school to collaborate on class projects.

Example:

"Go away bitch!"

The teacher to her credit, shut it down. But where are the parents? What made these 5th graders think it's okay to talk this way? How could the parents not be watching?

If you ask me, that's the problem with America today. This entire generation of parents is so focused on themselves that they are ignoring their responsibility to raise their own kids.



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174,214 There is a woman who lives two blocks away from me with a dog named Trooper.  I think she is so sexy.  I dream of getting her naked, her on a bed on her back, her feet on my shoulders, her hand pulling my head closer as I eat her to orgasm after orgasm after orgasm.  I would then fuck her until she could not walk right.  She is that damn sexy.  The next time she talks to me I wish she would tell me she wanted the same thing.  That would make this older married guy very happy.



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174,213 I guess I didn't pay attention in kindergarten. Thus the half dozen self-help books by my bedside.



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174,212 I saw something awful last night in my bedroom.  I don't know what it was.  It was some evil black shadow thing with red eyes.  I dont know what to think.  I'm a CPA.  This shit isnt supposed to be real.  I don't know what to think anymore.



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174,211 She's more beautiful now than I remembered. Maybe it's because she lost all that weight. The weight of her Ex.



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174,210 I wish I took the chance to politely tell you how much your chronic nose picking bothered me

Now I'd like the chance to not-so-politely tell you...
Oh well
We're not speaking and you're probably still busy digging for gold.



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174,209 Have you ever heard Koalas fight? Jesus H Christ. It's horrifying. They're so cute but they're guttural shrieks ruined them for me. Go on YouTube and check it out. You too can be suitably horrified.



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174,207 I'm at a crossroads.
Giving notice at my toxic for tiddlywinks job today

Life is too short
And damn if it ain't time to make a change

I sure do hope they enjoy finding another person to "enjoy" such a glorious opportunity
All this money and power
And working alongside the best of humanity...
Whatever
Shall I do?!?
LMFAO



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174,206 This is exactly why I hate Hillary. So dishonest. She says the emails she sent weren't marked as classified until long after she sent them. Implication, she did nothing wrong. But hello. They were not marked classified right away BECAUSE NO ONE KNEW SHE SENT THEM. That was the whole point. She sent them through her private server. The government didn't know about them. To spin that as the government only marked them classified later so it's no big deal, well that is horse manure.

And another thing. She says Colin Powell did the same thing  when he was Secretary of State. My God woman! Colin Powell sent two emails that should have been marked as classified. An easily understandable oversight on his part.  But Hillary sent over 2,000 emails!  Does she think we can't tell the difference between 2 and 2,000?  

Hillary must think all Americans are stupid. Why would anyone vote for a woman who thinks we're all stupid.



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174,205 I think some wayward parents of special ed students have a great scam going. They sue the school district for failing to provide adequate services for their disabled child. They walk away with $100,000. This seems wrong on so many levels. The public schools try to do the best they can. If a disabled child doesn't learn to read very well, why do taxpayers have to pay that family $100,000? The taxpayers didn't do anything wrong. Nor did the schools. It's not our fault the child doesn't read well. The child is disabled. That's why he doesn't read well. We shouldn't have to pay a penalty to the disabled family for a problem we didn't create.



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174,204 I got a vasectomy last spring.  It's the least I can do for my wife since she took the brunt of it for 24 years.

Only my balls shifted and they both hang sideways/different than they used to.  



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174,203 Every time you go outside,
I hope it rains.



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174,202 I think about you whenever it rains.
And whenever it doesn't.
It's a problem for me.



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174,201 Quit bringing her over here. Quit bringing any of them over here. No one can take my place, quit trying to fill it. You are killing me inside. I've tried to hate you, it's not convenient to love you, but I can't change this feeling. I'm completely happy when its just me and you. No worries, no stress. I hate the position we are in, but I will always love you.



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174,200 Here's a hint: forcing someone to hang out with you will only make them hate and resent you. How about respecting the fact that I have my own life?



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