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174,399 I practice magick too.



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174,398 Political Bent: Bent Over



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174,397 I could never be in a relationship with someone with a low sex drive.



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174,396 I'm glad I stopped drinking.  I think it's a bit of a miracle how it happened, too.  About five years ago, I decided I had enough, and I simply stopped.  I was drinking every weekend and getting fall-down drunk at least once a month, usually more than that.  I only drink socially now, two or three beers a few times a year, and in those last five years I've been tipsy a handful of times and only got drunk once at a wedding.  It's like I was an alcoholic for 20 years who somehow suddenly got control overnight.

Last weekend I came home from work after a particularly bad reaming from my crazy, arrogant boss.  My first thought was, "I need a beer.  I need to numb this feeling of anxiety."  But then I had another thought.  "What is drinking going to do to stop the problem?  It's not going to do anything but push away my problem until tomorrow."  And I didn't drink.  I was proud of myself.



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174,395 Something about your brushing me off last night twisted something deep in my gut. You loathe me, you fuck me, you pity me. Do I hate you or love you? Yes.



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174,394 Jeremy, I wish things were different.  You and I could make each other such blissfully happy partners for the rest of our lives.  I love you and I will always Cherish you.  Thank you for being the best man I have ever known.  My beautiful rollercoaster.

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO Pam



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174,393 Americans take all the fun out of work.

And everything else, really.

Fuck this country. How did a bunch of individualists and nonconformists manage to become so damn square?



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174,392 My eyesight has gotten pretty bad. For example, I can't quite see the letters on the keyboard anymore. I find the right keys by memory. I think back to where I know them to be. It works, usually.  Although sometimes gibberish comes out.

Kind of a dangerous precedent, seeing through memory. What if I start doing this with people. What if I can't see them for who they are, so I instead remember them for what they were.

I think this is the case with my marriage. I see the memory and not the tired lazy drunk man he has become.

Memory as my seeing eye dog. Bad idea.



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174,391 366 here.  I can't tell you how great it felt to know that I touched people.  It sincerely made my day.  We're all here just trying to make it.  I hope my post reaches all those who need to hear it.  Always happy to help and teach :)



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174,390 I eat 100% of my daily vitamins, a small albeit undetermined amount of which I shit.



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174,389 Just about every time I take a dump, the initial sound is farty.  I don't have diarrhea or anything but it sure sounds like it.  That is why I can never go in a public bathroom with other people around.  I don't care about the smell, it's the sound that embarasses me.  There is nothing you can do to stop air from coming out too.  I even hate using the bathroom at home.  Anyone nearby can hear me. Am I the only one this happens to?



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174,388 I hate political people.

You ask an intelligent person what's 2 + 2? They will say 4.

You ask a political person, they will first check with their political party to see how they should answer.



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174,387 I'm not going to answer your texts. If you really loved me, you would call. Until then I'll be doing my work-out, and then dancing to lady gaga in my underwear.



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174,386 I'm a liberal.  I believe in social justice and equal rights.  But I can't stand black people.



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174,385 "Everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's Day"

No they are not. I don't try to muscle my way into your holidays. Please leave mine alone.



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174,384 i am not sure how far I would go to make you mine



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174,383 My memory disorder is finally coming in handy. I forget what you said to me less than a month ago and manage to be happy.



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174,382 I practice magick



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174,381 Golden showers... giving... receiving... all good with me!!!



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174,380 When the phone rings and it's my husband, i rarely pick up. When he comes home and asks why i didn't pick up, i tell him i didn't hear the phone ring. The truth is i don't want to talk to him. i don't like him. This is probably a bad sign. i can see where this is heading.



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174,379 Okay, My girlfriend and I are strange. I moved into a new apartment. The previous tenant forgot to empty the medicine cabinet. In there was shaving stuff, cologne, and a prescription med bottle. I learned two things from the med bottle. The prescription was for strep throat. I was pleased it wasn't for AIDS. I wouldn't want to live there if the prior tenant had AIDS. I also learned the guy's name. I googled him. He has been quoted in articles about investment banking. I found photos of him online too. I showed my girlfriend. She thought him very good looking.  There was another thing in the medicine cabinet, a box of condoms. My girlfriend had fun with this. She held the condoms in her hand. She said these were meant to be on the cock of a good looking investment banker. She had me put one on. We fucked. She laid there saying she was thinking about the investment banker. His condom was in her pussy. His condom was making her wet. His condom was in her as she came. I shot my load inside the investment banker's condom. It was like my cum was touching him. We both had great orgasms. All thanks to this stranger who has absolutely no idea we essentially had sex with him. Yes, my girlfriend and I are strange. But we do manage to have a good time.



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174,378 My boss had me do a phone survey of a bunch of doctors to ask what medication they prescribe for a certain heart condition.  There's like ten medications used for this condition.  I made 50 calls and got 35 responses, and sent the results back to my boss.  But for some unknown reason, my boss did not believe the results, so he made me do it again.  What the fuck?  He's just not going to believe me?  And besides that, do you know how many hours it takes to make 50 calls, on top of everything else I'm doing?  It takes days.  But he wanted me to do the whole thing over again and give him updates.  So every day for the past week I haven't made any calls, because this is bullshit.  But I've been telling him I'm making 10 calls a day, and these are the number of doctors using X, and Y, and Z, etc.  At the end of the week, my results will approximately match the results from the actual 50 calls I made the first time through.  Fuck that asshole.



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174,377 Next time some mother fucking asshole biker rides by my house at 1 AM at 4 times the speed limit on a quiet residential street, I'm going to pull my vehicle out onto the street right in front of his bike.    

You'll be dead, my car will get repaired on your insurance, we'll all be able to sleep easier and the good bikers everywhere will keep living on the positive good will they put forward.



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174,376 I think its super immature to get angry at someone else based off who they vote for. Its just a fucking vote



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174,375 I drink alone too, serious, professional-style George Thorogood Drinking Alone.

I actually woke up early today at 5 AM to get a head-start on my drinking before work.   And fuck no, I didn't drive in.  

I figure that if I'm getting pounded from every different direction in my life, I'm going to check out anytime that I can.  

I took a nap and afterward and put in a 14 hour day.   Functional?  More functional than a supreme court justice.

Now, I'm drinking alone, again.



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174,374 366 - a beautiful and thoughtful post - thank you for taking the time to write.



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174,373 I hate how my children are better friends with their father than they are with me.



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174,372 The RNC is apparently telling their delegates they don't have to vote for Trump at the upcoming Republican Convention. I love it. I hope they don't vote for Trump. Two things would happen.

1) People would take to the streets and protest. The RNC doesn't get it. The poor little spoil babies are so concerned about losing power that they are missing the bigger picture. ORDINARY REPUBLICANS ARE VOTING FOR TRUMP. The RNC seems to be way out of touch with their own members.

2) The RNC would be destroyed. People wouldn't tolerate the Republican Party for defying the will of the people.  It would be a laughing stock and get shut down.  This wold be glorious. This would be ever better than Trump winning the Presidency.



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174,371 The ole universe knows what's doing at all times even when it seems to be taking the "blind eye" stance on a certain person or group so here is what I think is going to happen concerning all this nonsense with "the donald" --

The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

(and for all the world to see no less)



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174,370 366- Your post was one of the most insightful responses I have ever read on this website. I appreciate and am thankful for your secret!



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174,369 My wife doesn't think. She wanted to watch a DVD with me. Our 10 year old wanted to watch too. My wife told him he couldn't because the movie shows, "tits and pussy."

What mother says those words to her own 10 year old?



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174,368 I also drink a lot. I'm doing well on cutting back but it's so hard. I'm very much a functioning alcoholic so alcohol has never caused problems with my job, relationship, parents, friends, etc. no one would even know how much I drink since I do it alone.

When you drink this much, you begin to feel like you can't even be yourself without a little liquor. Or you feel like a drink at the slightest aggravation.

My secret is that I am trying to make these changes because I'm fat as hell. No other reason than vanity.



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174,367 So. I guess I need her to be angry for me, these days. Just like you needed me to be angry for you. Angry for you, at you, around you, in and outside of you.

I'm too burnt out for any more flames, right now.



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174,366 341 - Although I was raised staunchly Catholic, over the last few years I've begun to study and research different forms of spirituality.  I've learned a couple things.  One is that I no longer believe in "coincidence."  I believe that things happen for a reason.  There is either a message or a lesson in everything that happens to us - good and bad.  I went back, as far as I could remember, and thought about all of the great, tragic, strange things that had happened in my life, the choices I was faced with and which road I took.  And I was able to see some interesting things.  If *this* hadn't have happened, I never would have been able to do *that*.  This bad thing *had* to happen, or else this *good* thing never would have.  Almost all of my "whys" were answered.

The other thing I learned is that God, or the Universe, or who/whatever, will give you multiple chances to learn a lesson.  These lessons are necessary for our spiritual development.  You will be faced with a choice.  If you make the wrong one, things will be difficult for you.  But you get another chance.  And another, and another.  And you will continue to be given chances until you finally GET IT and make the right one, and learn the lesson.  That's the good part.  The bad part (as you've seen) is that each time you fail to learn the lesson, the next opportunity will be more difficult.  And each subsequent failed opportunity will be more gut-wrenching and difficult.

So think very deeply about these two opportunities and their outcomes.  The second one happened due to your vanity.  What exactly was the true, deep reason for why you did what you did the first time?  Fear?  Embarrassment?  Not wanting to look stupid in front of strangers?  The root of your actions will tell you what it is that you need to work on within yourself.  Then next time, you can be prepared :)



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174,365 174341.  We have all sinned and fallen short. He has forgiven us because He died on the cross for our sin.  Pray and ask Him to be you savior.   Please respond.  There are many who can help you better understand.  You are loved by God



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174,364 Any secondary presidential candidate who stays in this race at this point is doing it just for personal attention. Says a lot about the real motivation of Cruz, Kasich, and Sanders.



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174,363 It's very important that my sexual partner look me in the eye when either one of us is having an orgasm. To me this is the most important part of sex, eye contact.



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174,362 I bought a houseplant. It's kind of an evergreen type thingy with green needles. I didn't water it. It died and became stiff. But the thing is, the needles are still green. To anyone visiting, it looks alive even though it's dead. This is perfect for a houseplant.

It reminds me of my marriage. To anyone visiting, it looks alive even though it's dead.



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174,361 It's one thing to be an optimist. It another to be completely naive.



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174,360 I never thought that drinking would solve my problems, I wish it was that simple...



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174,359 I drink alone too
It's easy because I live alone

And I drink at work too
Such a miserable little job
Vodka in the diet soda bottle helps
But ultimately doesn't

I've given my notice there
Baby steps towards my living a more authentic life



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174,358 I wish I had a best friend to talk to.



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174,357 I like drinking alone too.

It's not for a good reason though. I don't want people to judge me for how much I drink.

I drink at work too. That water bottle? Yeah it's filled with white rum and sprite. I need it to get through the day but I feel like shit afterward.

I know to actually advance in life I need to stop drinking, I would be so much more productive and effective.

But hey I got my "water bottle" ready for tomorrow already.

Alcoholism is such a lonely disease. I wish I could want to get better. I guess I will just drink myself into an early death because I'm a piece of shit.

26/m



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174,356 X Y AND Z ALL THINK THEY ARE SLICK. X IS VERY SNEAKY AND TALKS BEHIND EVERYONES BACK AND IS A SELLOUT. Y IS A DEVIOUS WHORE WHO IS OUT TO RUIN LIVES. Z IS A LOSER WHO HAS NO CLUE ABOUT X AND YS CAPABILITIES. GOT THEIR HEAD IN A BOTTLE. I WOULD PAY TO WATCH THIS SHOWDOWN.



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174,355 Some people are content to settle with garbage. You lay down with dogs you're gonna get fleas



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174,354 It must be sad to wake up each day and realize that your partner can't remember a word they said the night before. I'm happy to be alone. It was never worth it.



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174,353 better to be wanted by a drunk men at least there's passion, unlike having a husband who can't look at you



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174,352 Boycott Ohio!

(Oh wait, there's nothing interesting there anyway.)



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174,351 Two hot dishes and one lumpy fruitcake. How'd I get to be the fruitcake? I don't want to be the fruitcake.

At least I don't have toenail fungus.



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174,350 After all this time, I mention your name and my dog runs to the door anticipating your arrival.  Why?  Its sick.  You did nothing but tease and abuse her.  I guess it's true, pets always try to please their owners no matter what.



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174,349 I feel bad for you because you're so ugly. The only ones who want you are drunk men.



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174,348 I'm about to break out of this shell....



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174,347 #174336 - hi  My husband let himself go too.  He gained weight, lost his teeth, he drinks too much and lost his job.  He also has toenail fungus.

I went out got myself a lover.  ;)



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174,346 When I need it so bad, why do you not come to defend. Is that any way to tell me that you're gonna be a terrible friend. You remind me of a distant constellation
The way you cover it up, but don't let me touch. So now you wanna know is that important. Baby now well it just depends, it just depends

And when you come back uptown remember not to look for me there. I give you one more chance to make it better but you don't seem to care. You pretend to be accosted by tradition. And now you cover it up, tell me you don't. Well now you wanna know is nothing sacred. And I don't wanna have to compare, they don't compare

When I see your friends they say it's in my head. All my friends seem to think you might leave me for dead. I don't remember if it's cost or complication
That keeps leaving it out, cover it up. And if you wanna know I won't confront you. With all the stupid things that you said



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174,345 Everyone is crying foul about pee in cereal. Do any of you know about the permissible amount of bugs, maggots & rat hair allowed in all the food you eat every day? Our government's standards are sickening. I don't see much outrage about it, so it must be a secret!



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174,344 ...174341:
*You are one of the myriads of God's sons.
*You and I have born in a state of confusion as all our brethren; this is our most lasting pain.
*Messiah: half God-half human, came to us, to his living creation, our world, born unto its people, to teach how to reconcile with our ETERNAL father (oligarchs didn't like it so decided to puncture his wrists for the succesful attempt).
*Our eldest brother Samyaza (aka Satan) swore by his own existence to destroy mankind as he never loved us as his brothers.

So: we are in a kind of black vs white state... what can we do but to REPENT (I'm just an ordinary parrot repeating Messiah's words). Now what will you do, dear unknown brother, knowing that the stakes run high for your very own skin? You were deceived by thinking that it was better to appear clean in the outside, although you are still dirted where humane eyes cannot see.

Don't be troubled, this man's life was marked to end as happened: IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT! yet God is so wise that your neighbor's death serves for your own spiritual maturity, now repeat: for God's glory and the smiles of my brother my feet may reek.

Let's meet HaShem right now!!
And for your homework: The Gospel of John->The Book of Enoch->Revelation->The Bible Code series.

You really need to look in the mirror and start understanding the mystery of life. To the heck with this materialistic asses!

EVERYONE! PAY ATTENTION TO US. ITS ME CALLING YOUR NAME! Scrawny whiny moany spoiled children!

BECOME MEN & WOMEN!

If yet in doubt, google "ararat turkey noah ark"

HaShem is love, but drives an asteroid to help our poor sight pay more attention to his Will.

Att: a southern colombian migrating through Mexico City helping my northern friends get the big picture!



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174,343 with all the  weight you lost, my recommendation with the xtra skin hanging between your legs, you can shape into a penis and go f..k yourself.



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174,342 Is it just me or...

I read the Yahoo headlines multiple times a day. There are many articles about why Trump is bad. There are also articles about why Hillary is bad. Same with Cruz and Rubio.

But I am yet to see a single negative article about Bernie Sanders.

I think a news agency's true colors are showing. I was hoping for unbiased coverage. I guess that no longer exists in the media.



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174,341 I never believed in God. What hooey. But then this thing happened. It's just too much of a coincidence.

A few years ago I moved to suburbia. I met my neighbors, an elderly couple in their 80s. The husband's hands and arms were paralyzed. He couldn't move them at all.

He was very open about his physical limitations. He said it was a problem, but he tried to make do. He said the worst thing that ever happened to him was a story from 25 years earlier. He said he commuted to New York City for his entire career as a lawyer. Each day after work when getting on the subway at Whitehall Street, he'd wait by the turnstile and ask a stranger to reach in his pocket where he kept subway tokens. He'd ask the stranger to put the coin in the slot for him. He said it was never a problem except for one time. He asked this one young man. The young man screamed and told my paralyzed neighbor to fuck off, calling him a pervert and saying that he'd probably be greeted with an erect penis in the pocket. My neighbor went on to say how disturbing this was for him. He soon retired and stopped commuting. He didn't want people to think of him as a burden, and certainly not as a pervert.

I tried to keep my composure. Why? Unbelievably I was that young man who said those words. I took the subway everyday from the Broad Street station. There was one day and one day only that Broad Street was closed and so I had to walk over to Whitehall. A man in his 60s said his arms were paralyzed and could I reach in his pocket for a subway token. He caught me off guard. I behaved badly. I remember walking away from the incident thinking what a shitty thing I just did. I couldn't help a disabled man? I suck.

And now decades later, I happen to move in next door to him? What a plot twist.

But there is more. After moving in here, I became friendly with the elderly couple. Partially motivated by my incredible rudeness years earlier, I'd looked in on them and helped them with various chores. Like I helped cut up a tree that fell in their driveway. I helped move some of their furniture for them. I gave the wife a ride to and from the eye doctor. I tried to be a good person.

Then after a few years of living here, I got a frantic call from the wife. Her husband had fallen. He was on the floor. She didn't have the strength to get him up.  He had collapsed onto a foot stool. It was under his chest. He was having trouble breathing with the stool jammed into him. She asked me to come over right away.

What did I do? What did asshole me do? I realized I hadn't taken a shower all day. My vanity kicked in. I hopped in the shower. I didn't want them to see me dirty.  It probably delayed me by three of four minutes.

When I finally arrived and pulled the husband up, he was dead. Paramedics arrived. police, fire department. The official determination was that his body weight was putting so much force on the stool that he couldn't breath correctly. He didn't get enough oxygen. He died.

Think about this. I already had an unbelievable connection to him because I didn't help him decades earlier. But amazingly, I had a second chance. I was given a second opportunity to help this disabled man. And I blew it. I let him die while preserving my own vanity.

There is a God. He tested me twice. I failed both times. I suck.



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174,340 10 years ago my wife told me she thought of reasons to avoid sex with me every nite before bed.

since then I've slept with 5 women, all whom have looked for chances to have sex with me.....all while my wife tells me I'm ugly, fat and disgusting....

2 more years til my twins get out of college and I'm out of here



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174,339 A very liberal black woman I know is now going publicly hysterical on Facebook over Donald Trump.  If we support Trump, we are racists.  Even black people who support Trump are racists.  You hear that?  The blacks are racist, too, if they support Trump.  They're just "house n*****s who think they're better than the field n*****s."

I'm simply stunned at how this woman has been reduced to a hysterical mass.  To this black woman, other blacks are racist against blacks if they support Trump.  How is that even possible?  And why is she going crazy like this?  Is it because other blacks are fleeing her party, making her doubt what she has spent her whole life believing?

I don't support Trump, but what is certain is that I'm not going to vote for anybody this crazy woman thinks is a good candidate for president.



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174,337 What if you went to the store to buy milk and before ringing you up the cashier asked how much money you have in your wallet. If you have $10, then the milk cost $10. If you only have $2, then the milk cost $2.  

No one would stand for this.

But if you go to the doctor for a checkup, or a blood test, or a heart attack, the price essentially depends on what's in your wallet.

This isn't fair. Health care pricing in the country is out of control. It's designed not to make sick people well again. It's designed to maximize the profit for the doctors.



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174,336 My husband has let himself go.  He's gained weight, grown a beard and long goatee and he has toenail fungus.  Yuk



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174,335 What's the Republican Party going to do for their next comedy act? They were so mean to Trump, yet Trump is about to lock in the nomination. They bashed their own front runner. I hope the Republican Party officials now resign.



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174,334 I once worked in Washington, DC for a national lobbying group.  I hated the place.  My boss was the executive director and quickly decided she didn't like me.  I don't know why she hired me in the first place.  I was there for a year when she started saying things like, "I think you're too experienced for the position you're in," and, "I'm not sure you're actually doing 40 hours worth of work a week."  Well, yeah, I'm not doing 40 hours of work anymore because I know you're about to fire me.  But that's how the executives in these national lobbying groups act.  They think they're important and the rest of us are the "little people."  They treat people like shit.

But a week before I was laid off, I got my revenge, completely by accident.  I had e-mailed my boss something about not receiving an answer from another lobbying group we worked with.  Without my knowing, my boss forwarded the e-mail to somebody else, and she wrote something snotty and snippy like, "Why aren't we getting an answer?  Don't these horrible people know how important it is that they get back to us?"  It was rude, to say the least.  The person replied to my boss, and then my boss replied back to me with the her official response, and told me to forward the response to the other lobbying group that wasn't replying to us.  So I did, but I didn't see the boss' exchange with the other person.  What ended up being sent to the other group was a spiteful hate letter, courtesy of my arrogant boss.  I didn't care because I was being let go in a week anyway.

It was a huge embarrassment to her, and a great thing.  She had to grovel to the other group.  My arrogant, spiteful, self-important boss humiliated herself.



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174,333 The catch 22 of facebook forums. I only recently joined facebook. I heard about a political forum. I tried to join. The admins won't let me in. They say I'm obviously a troll who was banned in the past so I made up a fake ID and I'm trying to rejoin their group. As evidence, they cite me joining facebook only a few weeks ago. I tried to explain that there really are people in the world like me who are joining facebook for the first time. They laughed and told me go away.

What a strange thing. Has everyone in the world been on facebook for years and I'm the odd man out?



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174,332 I have a problem with this Kellogg thing. The company is now saying the video was shot in 2014. So we can infer that the current batch of cereal on store shelves isn't tainted.  So keep on buying....

But come on. How does Kellogg know when the video was shot? They have zero idea who did it. Yet they know he did it two years ago? How? Why aren't they explaining how they know?  I think, because they don't know. How convenient that they can say it happened years ago - which will have the effect of calming the public and coincidentally protecting corporate profits.

I say the company has to justify how they know it was two years ago or I cry bullshit.



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174,331 I just have to laugh. People saying pee is sterile so no big deal if you eat a stranger's dried pee.  Really? You have no problem drinking a stranger's dried pee? Do you think maybe you're exaggerating a little bit?



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174,330 My favorite is drinking by myself. Nobody there to bother me or nag me about how much I'm drinking.



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174,329 pee is sterile when it first leaves the body. it collects bacteria from there on out. however, it is more than likely fine because of the sheer level of dilution of said urine in the cereal. God, people, use your brains and get over yourselves. and if you don't like dirty food, grow your own or work to change the system.



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174,328 Our hypocrisy leads us to judge people who tend to express themselves better through alcohol or drugs yet, we admire writers, philosophers, artists, comedians, scientists who did just that. When did people become such ignorant cunts?



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174,327 I'm just like my dad, a drunk, a philosopher and an artist! I love it. Life is not worth living if you're not enjoying yourself right?



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174,326 Pee is not sterile because science and what not.



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174,324 I don't eat Rice Crispies and pee is sterile anyway.  Onwards with the rest of my day.



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174,323 I absolutely love getting drunk by myself!



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174,322 I looked up the Kellogg's thing. I AM BEYOND ANGRY. First off, what a fucking jackass. Put him in jail. His DNA must be on the conveyor belt. You can find out who he is.

But what makes me even madder. I was at my supermarket on Saturday. The Frosted Flakes were one sale. 2 for 1. I never see Frosted Flakes on sale. I was thrilled. I bought two boxes. Now I'm finding out that the urine story broke on the Friday, the day before I bought the Frosted Flakes. I think my supermarket heard the story. They knew they were going to be stuck with their entire supply of Frosted Flakes, so they quickly put them on sale before unsuspecting consumers like me figured out what was going on.

Fuck you supermarket. My young ones have been eating those Frosted Flakes for the past two days. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. I think you sold me cereal knowing it might be tainted. That is the most disgusting corporate greed story I've ever heard of. Your profits were more important than having my children eat someone's urine?????????

Tomorrow I'm going back to the supermarket and emptying the remaining cereal on the floor.



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174,321 googled my ex out. turns out he's a liar, a con artist, and thief. just an all around asshole. not surprised. the dumbfuck was involved with me knowing my age. i was 16, he was 29 at the time... i kept refusing sex. and the bastard raped me. i never spoke up because everyone would probably say i asked for it, simply based on the age difference, not even knowing the situation... yes i did get involved with him, but i never lied about my age. he knew from the start. and still chose to move forward. even so it still would have been my fault. cause that's the way people would see it. so rapist/molester/kid fucker can be thrown into it. the motherfucker needs to be beat within an inch of his life. it sickens me how he gets away with so much.



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174,320 to 174307: you must live in Texas.



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174,319 about 174316. As a kid I was one of the smarter students who regularly carried the load in a group setting. The problem with being pissed off about focusing on an unfair workload in a school group setting is completely counter productive for a successful adulthood. In the work force, you have to deal with both smart and dumb people. Often times, the dumb person gets farther ahead because they are more social and more open to working together. I realize my comments here do not give my view point justice, but it is better to focus on how do I create a successful group regardless of the quality of group participants. I hope to teach my kids that driving a successful group project despite having setbacks due to a group's members is a testament to your work and ability to be a leader. Just like everything in life people always seem to look at the negative (me included). Maybe people need some perspective.



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174,318 Frosted flakes I jnow what you're talking about. But is the video real? Also what's to stop everyone else? It's not a boycott on Kellogg's it's a boycott on humanity what a sick fuck. That is mostly for children and people think this is funny or okay. That's why great nations fail because the people are incredibly terrible unbelievably in fact.



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174,317 Is something wrong with me if I don't even want my man watching movies with nude scenes. It's sad I even live in a world like this. How come movies have to be entertaining because of nude scenes. I'm sure guys wouldn't want dicks flopping all around the screen.



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174,316 Group projects at school never work. There's always one kid who does all the work while the other kids pretend they participated. You know what these kids learn? They learn they can fake it and get away with it. They learn they can do nothing and then take credit at the last minute and bask in the limelight.

I've seen this disastrous process over and over. Finally though, I saw some good old fashioned karma kick some of the slacker kids in the their lazy asses.

A long story, but the gist is that my son did all the work on a project, every last bit. Then on presentation day the three other "teammates" tried to pretend they did the work. The teacher is a smart man. He wasn't fooled. He grilled the three other boys about their involvement.  They lied. He grilled them some more to show they were lying. The teacher was pissed. In the end he told them to gather up their things and go to the main office. They were officially thrown out of his class. He said. "This is an honors class. It's for students who are both smart and have integrity. And the three of you have neither of those traits. Get out."

I love that teacher. He has renewed my faith in the education process.



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174,315 Why did you torture my dog?  Why?  Why an innocent creature?



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174,314 I've been single for over a year and a half, and I'm starting to think I will be forever. I don't understand how people meet one another.
33/f



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174,313 I'm disgusted the way all these dumbass housewives in my town ordered pizza for dinner tonight. It's pi day (3/14/16). Therefore they eat pizza pi. You dumb twats. You know nothing about math. You know nothing about education and learning. Your kids are mediocre idiots in school. But don't let that stop you from jumping on the bandwagon with the other sheep and acting all cerebral by celebrating pi day. I hate this world. I hate what people have become. You know that 1st district in Hunger Games. That's who we are. Mindless, self obsessed shallow morons who try to turn everything into a party.



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174,312 I can never eat Kellogg's cereal again. If you don't know what I'm talking about you are probably better off.



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174,311 When I was in high school I had a friend who always claimed to be a "nice guy". He was in love with me but I had a boyfriend. He would write on his myspace blog about how "girls never go for the nice guy Girls are so shallow."I broke up with my boyfriend and after a while, I dated this friend. He raped me, emotionally abused me, manipulated me, yelled at me, called my cousin to make sure he was actually my cousin and not some guy I'm fucking, had arguments with my dad, got mad at me for going to my sister's going away party instead of hanging out with him, cheated on me, and talked dirty with other girls in front of me. He was so jealous of my ex that he would order pizza to his house and splash him with puddles as he was driving down the road and my ex was walking. Now, whenever I hear someone talk about what a nice guy they are, I make a mental note not to give them a chance.



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174,310 I could probably be happy with a nice guy but I'm shallow



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174,309 I remember this one time we discussed me never having loved someone and, as I was hesitating to give you an answer you immediately jumped to the conclusion that it was my ex. I never got the chance to say it but I though it was you, and later when you left, I knew that you were the closest thing I had ever had to feel love. I'm glad it didn't work out because you're a loser and we would've just gone different ways. At least I did. Ultimately - loser or not - I didn't open up much and was scared to let you in from the start but I'm happy you made me feel comfortable enough to allow myself to feel that way. In the end I thought me loving myself was enough for you to retribute it so I stuck around when I knew I shouldn't have. You were full of shit but that's all good. I haven't thought of you until today (besides masturbating, that doesn't count right?). So thank you, and fuck you. Hope you've refined your scotch taste asshole.



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174,308 This guy I know brags about what a good boyfriend he is on facebook. Can you not? You're supposed to be doing that stuff anyway. It's nothing to brag about.



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174,307 I'm starved for intelligent conversation. I hate small town life.



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174,306 I get extremely shy around men I find attractive.  Meaning, no eye contact, can barely hold a conversation type thing.

A very very attractive man held the bus door open for me while I was getting out, and I could only muster up a tiny squeak of a 'thank you'.

They're still humans, so this should be easy!   How do people do it?????



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174,305 Aight, I'm done being trapped by this whole situation. I've done what I can and the rest is on you. Good luck.

I'm about to make some changes.... Big ones.



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174,304 I fucked in a forest once. We laid down on a bed of leaves. After a few minutes we realized there were ticks crawling all over us. Not a good memory.



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174,303 I would love to fuck in a forest. That would be a fun date. I wouldn't want to get bugs in my pussy though



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174,302 Fuck me in the forest like you did last time.



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174,301 I got a phone call once from a guy. He was out of his mind angry. He's screaming at me to stop sleeping with his wife. He went on for several minutes without stopping, every other syllable being a curse.

I tried interrupting him to get a word in, but he'd have none of that. He just kept cursing at me.

When he finally stopped to breath, I said look dude, you are making a mistake. I don't know who you are. I'm not sure who your wife is...

More cursing, calling me a liar. He said I was in a show with her.

When he stopped yelling I spoke to him with a very kind and concerned voice. I asked which show. He told me. It was one I was currently working on. I asked what her name was. He told me. I asked what part she had. He said she was making the costumes.

I explained that yes I was involved with that show. But I was in the pit orchestra. I have no overlap with the costumes. Between the actors, stage crew, costumes, and orchestra, there are about 60 people working on the show. I'm afraid I don't know them all. I asked him why he thinks she's having an affair with me.

He said he read her texts last night. She was talking dirty to a Tom. He checked the email list of everyone involved in the show and I'm the only Tom.

I told him I felt bad for him. I said it must be an awful feeling to find that out about his wife. But my name is very common. Is he sure the Tom is associated with the show?

He was much calmer. He began speaking in a sad defeated voice. He said that's where she has been going every evening.

I tried to be genuinely helpful. I said, well, maybe she's meeting someone after the rehearsals? He seemed to consider the possibility. I pointed out that rehearsals are over at 10. I asked what time she's been coming home. After midnight. I pointed out that everyone is long since gone from the theater at that point.

I again told him how sorry I was to hear of his troubles, but it really has nothing to do with me. He apologized. His voice broke. He started sobbing. He said they had children. What would happen to their children? He said he knows he hasn't always been the best partner, but he knows they could work it out given the chance.

He was outright balling. I was uncertain how to react. A man I had never met was telling me things that were none of my business and crying to me over the phone. I tried to be sympathetic. I said no worries about calling me. It was no big deal. I said I completely understood. And I'd probably do the same thing if the table was reversed.

We hung up.

That was so powerful. I felt the man's pain. It invaded me. To be cheated on like that, to know your wife was with someone else, how miserable.

There's no punchline here. I'm not going to say I really was having an affair with his wife. I wasn't. I really didn't know who she was.  Next rehearsal I made a point of asking about her. I watched her interact with people for a little while. She seemed very nice. She didn't seem slutty or anything.

By a month later the show was over. I never saw her again. I've always wondered what happened. Was she having an affair? Did their marriage survive?  Marriage seems like so much pain, so emotionally draining. I'm not married. I'm kind of glad.



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174,300 173463.
Aside from being related to him, I could repeat what you said changing "Game of Thrones" to "Lord of The Rings". I came out of the closet a few years ago and admitted that I found the movies similar to watching paint dry. But on my last birthday, somebody I haven't known that long bought me an expensive looking "Art of Lord of The Rings" book. Back in the closet I go. 



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