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174,599 I'm sorry we're ending like this.

I never imagined this would be our life either.

I feel you reaching out, asking me to give you something.

It's more that I can give.

I have next to nothing left for you.

You burned through my love with your cruel words and thoughtless actions.



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174,598 We went to see Elton John.  It was on her bucket list, so we went.  Going home, she asked me what was on my bucket list.  After 31 years of marriage, raising two sons, after I worked two and three jobs so she could stay at home with the kids.  After the economy collapses and after the surgeons screw up my heart surgery, rendering me disabled, she asks me this.  After giving the best years of our lives to her parents, and sisters, and children, meeting their needs, she asks me this. Whats on my bucket list? Walks on the beach, making love on the sand.  Cold nights outside with the fireplace roaring, some treats and wine. Cuddling up together, basking in the glow after sex.  Doing it somewhere, anywhere, other than the bedroom.  Feeling close, respected, desired and needed.  Being the first priority on her to do list, not the last if at all.  When I got married at 21, I could not wait to experience love and these things.  Now at 52, I have them on my bucket list, and know tht now, its too late and will never happen.  The kids are gone.  The family is dead.  Now I've all the time in the world, and a stranger with few common memories in which we can sit and recall together.  My answer to her. " I don't know dear, I am amending my bucket list.  I'll let you know." Thankfully, the darkness hid the silent lone tear.  Thirty one years, the best of me gone.  Now there is just whats left of me.



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174,597 The goddess or the universe is real and living. Karma is real. Always remember how you treat people. That same treatment awaits you, maybe in a few years or maybe in a week, but it happens. I just saw it with my own eyes: someone who dogged me out getting their just desserts. Now I see it as not in glee but in a reverent lesson that I too, must be careful in my conduct towards others because the universe is watching.



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174,596 And a worthless man you are…



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174,595 I lust and fantasize over women on Linked-In.



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174,594 Wait, how does that work? Cruz's people post a picture poking fun of Trump's wife. In return, Trump posts a picture making fun of Cruz's wife.

To which an outraged Cruz responds that real men don't make fun of women.

Ummm. Hello Cruz? Anyone home? You started it.



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174,593 I had a feeling that I would someday meet a person like you. I had no idea that you would come and go like a fart in the wind even though that's your m.o. That's why we call you Tootles.

Bye, Tootles :(



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174,592 In our school district there are five elementary schools, one junior high school and one high school. When looking at the last six valedictorians at the high school, it turns out they all went to the same elementary school. Furthermore, they all had the same 5th grade teacher.

Tell me having good teachers doesn't matter!



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174,591 Sometimes when I'm taking clothes out of the dryer, I pull out a freshly laundered pantyliner.  Thankfully I always do our laundry.  I cannot imagine someone else, even my husband, finding that.



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174,590 I hate people who need to walk around with a water bottle. WTF? Your poor little pampered self can't leave the house without water? You can't go for an hour or two without something to put in your mouth? You remind me of toddlers who need to always carry their blankies. Grow the fuck up.



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174,589 I swallowed cum today. I let him cum in my mouth, to be fair I didn't think he'd cum so quickly.
It sounds weird but due to my issues with texture of foods I'm so happy :)



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174,588 His house feels like a prison to me. He lives with his father and we have to sneak out all the time. It's been four months and I feel like him his secret. I have to stay upstairs sometimes alone for hours and am always too scared to even walk around in case the boards make noise so I just try to go to sleep when he's not there. I love him but this feeling is horrible.



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174,587 My vagina was never the same after I gave birth. My husband says it is larger and looser. He is unable to ejaculate in there. There is not enough friction. I can tell he's right. If I had a chance to do it over again I'd definitely go with a c-section.



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174,586 Sam -  why did you ruin our life... I'm sad about it, but I'll get over it. I was honestly happy for a moment there...

Oh well...



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174,585 So interesting to see how Americans will bend over backwards to convince themselves they had no part in angering the Middle East. They want to blame it on Britain. Except think of all the American oil companies that ended up in the Middle East. Think of all the puppet leaders controlled by the US. Shah of Iran ring a bell? Think of all the weapons the US has sent to the Middle East.

Why did America do this? Because we are gas guzzlers. We wanted the oil so we could drive our SUVs and heat our super-sized McMansions.

But what am I to believe by reading these posts? That the terrorists are mistaken? They are confused? They should really be upset with the British and America has nothing to do with the Middle East and the problems over there? That Israel exists because of other nations and the Jewish population in the US had no say in the matter?

I think I'm seeing some kind of self serving human reaction where you are trying to deny blame. I think it unfortunately backfires and angers the terrorists even more when America tries to wiggle out of any kind of responsibility.

Want to end terrorism?

#1 - Take responsibility. Say, "We did this. We were a major part of the problem."

#2 - Apologize.

It would be a start.

Or you could keep denying any involvement. You could continue to take no responsibility and live in fear for the rest of your lives.



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174,584 the guy I used to go to to do my hair doesn't work there anymore.  I don't trust people doing my hair, a lot of salon people are jealous.  sometimes they wanna "trim" your hair when u don't want a trim and your hair is good.  they think you colored your hair when u didn't, and think you're lying.  it's hard to find someone.  I now understand why some girls with long hair just trim their hair at home.  I'm trying to figure out what it was, was it the fact that he was a guy that he wasn't jealous?  are the girls jealous?



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174,583 I find myself complaining more and more, not so much out loud but in my head.  I wasn't like that before.  I guess it is getting older and seeing more things, meeting more people.  I like people in small doses.  Some I like more.  But in general a lot of people, the more time u spend with them, the more u see their bad side.  They might be nice superficially but some are entitled, bitter, jealous, insecure (which leads to all types of behaviors) some talk way too much that it's exhausting, etc.  I definitely like my alone time but I don't want to like being alone.  I would rather someone be upfront and bold about things, than be "nice" but actually have little slick comments and digs and be antagonistic.  And I find a lot of people have that trait or are jealous.  I see things in certain members of my family too.  I see some who are judgemental, but most of them aren't and I'm really appreciative for that.  I have a relative that is very sweet, some warned me about her for years though.  Lately I see things in her I didn't see before.  even towards her own daughter.  So I don't know if it's me picking at everything, or my eyes opening to the world, or making a big deal, but im trusting people less and less and seeing things I don't like.



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174,582 I found a clam when I went looking for pearls

Found no pearls, but at least I enjoyed the clam, yum!

(clams can make pearls too)



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174,581 174555: I get it. I too must have been age 5 or 6 when I started to realize that something is wrong with people in my own family. Judgemental, jealous, selfish, and yes, sometimes cruel, lacking empathy. Then, I started to realize that it's not just my family that is like that, but that it's most people to various degrees. While I don't think about killing myself or desiring death, I often wonder what's the purpose of being here... I'm kinda introverted and I just try to avoid people in general. I don't have a lot of faith in them...



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174,580 We are both unhappy in this marriage. We are just friends. I am not in love with you. You are not in love with me. Will you read this and finally realize the truth? The reality is we are just raising our kids together. What are we going to do?



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174,579 Why is it after an attack countries step up the security and checks. In the world we live in today, don't you think maybe the security and checks should be in place now... same with global warming and climate change, do we really want to try and do something when Orlando becomes beach front property?



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174,578 Upon reflection
it came to pass
that you, my friend
were, in truth,
a glass
through which I saw -
though I did not see -
the darker shadows
that war in me.
For how else,
I beg to understand,
could I have loved
such a worthless man?



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174,577 I am a professor of 20th Century history at a prestigious University. My entire career has been spent researching how the world changed from the late 19th Century until the dawn of the new Millennium.

The one thing I can say for sure, after 40 years of study, is that Britain was the one who completely bungled world politics. Britain is responsible for problems all over the world, perhaps most notably in the Middle East. It was Britain that disturbed the balance of power there, by creating divisions between Arabs and Jews (who had lived side by side in peace for thousands of years with no problems until Britain intervened). Britain was also responsible for both World Wars, for a great deal of the problems in the European Union and for unrest all over the globe. The rise of Daesh? You'd better believe Britain is behind that too.

America may have risen to prominence in the 20th Century but it was Britain who screwed up the entire world with their machinations. The more you look into it, the more you'll realize just how true that is.



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174,576 You used to say that I would always push you away but as I'm going through some old messages I can see how much you would actually push me away or ignore me and it gets me so mad.



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174,575 566- THANK YOU.



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174,574 My ex-wife is a lying, cheating whore.  Dated a guy for the last year of our marriage.  She is now stringing me along, saying "maybe" she will want to be with me.  She is in Hawaii with our kids on vacation this week, so I'm staying at our (my) house.

I paid a drunk hooker to piss on her bedroom floor. I then gave her a couple of bags of potato chips.  It was a good night.



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174,573 Terrorist attacks are A-ok with you, huh? Let's see you get your closest loved-ones' heads splattered on the nearest wall, cieling and floor and then say, "Yuh, we totally deserved this cuz we were the ones that brought this hate on ourselves." I did not fund terrorists, nor did I take their fucking land, all I did was be born here and exist.  In a way I thought to be the most acceptable. Fuck you for saying something so damn foolish and  ridiculously ignorant!!! Idiot.



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174,572 I really hate Cruz and his people. They sink so low as to attack Trump's wife?!?!?! Cruz is so unfit to be President. Melania Trump is a model. That's what she does.  Yes, there are modeling photos of her. We've never minded models before. In fact, everyone likes looking at models. They are beautiful. But suddenly this is a bad thing. Ew Cruz, please go away and take your twisted double standards with you!



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174,571 No one is daring enough to state the obvious. The close up photos of the white spots on Ceres looks like some type of plant / fungus growth.



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174,570 I'm always trying to fill a hole inside of myself. Some people call it the "God Hole" but I feel a constant nagging to combine what I love with what I do for income. Work sucks, so what if...

I'm thinking of starting something new, something exciting. I know people love baroque classical music. I know people need a place to go on a Monday night, so...voila! I'm starting a baroque music night (Mon) at this bar near my house. I've renamed myself Baroque Bloke, or "CJ Baroque" for short, since I am the local epitomization of all things baroque. We've even invited the upper echelon of locally esteemed baroque enthusiasts to play their own selections on my hi-fi cassette player. (CJ-Baroque) Bringing tapes with recordings of Bach, Vivaldi, Telemann, others, and of course, as much Madeira and big ass wigs as you can Handel.

Ok, I'm bored, silly, and it's not really one of my better ideas, but this is how great ideas are born. Just keep trying, I guess. (Like my Bacon-Wrapped Whiskey Sour gatherings for disgruntled religious extremists) Fulfilling my need to fulfill others' needs; literally making the world a better place. There's just so little time...



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174,569 Boycott Utah.



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174,568 That's the problem with Americans. They are constantly in denial about the selfish things they have done.



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174,567 What is anything?



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174,566 I want to hold my head in my hands when I hear the misstatements about how the Middle east came to be a hotbed of violence.  The US didn't have crap to do with creating the problem.  It was the Treaty of Versailles that gave Palestine to the British and the Balfour Declaration.  The Jews lived in the area for 3,200 years, thousands of years before it became known as Palestine, and almost 2,000 years before Islam was even created.  Palestine has never been a nation, it was never been a state, it is a general area in the same way we refer to Appalachia.  Come on, people!



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174,565 I really want to know what the beans are about Ted Cruz's wife.



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174,564 Scary how many people I know are in favor of recreational marijuana. Everyone wants to be a druggie. Everyone except me.



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174,563 Grrrr. My son is doing a science project with a partner. Problem is, the partner never finds the time to come over and work on the project. This has been going on for months. I called the boy's mother. She said she's letting her son make his own decisions. If he wants to fail the project, she'll let him. She said this would be a good life lesson for him.

What she is missing though is that if her son doesn't do any work, then my son must do all the work, because my son isn't willing to fail the project.

Short sighted selfish mother. Now multiply that times 1,000,000 mothers in this country. They don't care if their kid fails and so they put the burden on the rest of the conscientious students.



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174,562 We say terrorists are these bad irrational people. But I think we are conveniently forgetting how the world arrived at this point. Starting 70 years ago and more, the US has been taking oil from Middle Eastern nations. In so doing, we squashed their people. We polluted their lands. We dominated the residents and did what we wanted. We were ugly Americans.

Look at Palestine. Palestinians had been living on that land by themselves for 3,000 years. We threw them out. We took their homes and their land and handed it over to Jewish people.

Wouldn't you be mad if this happened to you?

So yes, terrorists are creating havoc. But they are only  reacting to all the unfairness put upon them.



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174,561 Our society wastes a huge amount of money on being PC and "helping" the disabled. There's a rarely used public building in my town. It has a meeting room on the first floor which is accessed maybe once a month.

Officials want to install an elevator in the building so disabled people can more easily get from the first floor to the second floor. There isn't much on the second floor. A couple of storage rooms. The cost of the elevator will be about $250,000.

Are you getting this? We should install an elevator because a disabled person is going to be doing what? Moving heavy boxes in and out of the second floor storage closet? Like that is ever going to happen? What a damned waste of taxpayer money.

Of the 12 times the meeting room is used a year, how many disabled people come? I'd say one a year. How about we don't install an elevator that will basically never be used. Instead, if ever a disabled person complains, we giving them a $10 gift certificate to Denny's. Who doesn't like Denny's?  Yumm, pancakes!  Over a lifetime we'll give out $1,000 of coupons while saving ourselves $250,000!



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174,560 These days after I have sex, my prostate aches like you wouldn't believe.



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174,559 What happened in Brussels was not Belgium's fault. It was the terrorists' fault.

Don't blame the victim. Blame the guilty party.



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174,558 I listen to what Obama, Hillary, Sanders, and other dems say about the Belgium bombings, and other like events.   I don't hear that they want to solve the problem.  I hear that they want us all to accept it.  

Oh yeah that is a great strategy be sheeple and accept all this terror.  Listen to them, that is what they are telling you.



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174,557 I have a shadow following me, and it's not a friendly one. I think I'm probably going to be dead before my expected time. I wonder how.



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174,556 I am very sorry for the lives lost in Belgium. Terrorism is world wide and growing, but sovereign countries need to do better on their own as far as security. The terrorists that attacked Brussels, were associated with the Paris attackers, they were being monitored, one guy was the bomb maker of both attacks. There was a reporter Keir Simmons, who got in a car and went through the border of Belgium without being stopped, actually not even seeing guards... Whenever there is a major terrorist attack, the world looks at the US and asks... Why did you let this happen"..... hey world, try defending your own country once, instead of having our soldiers die... Sorry Belgium, but this was your fault, you knew they were there but you did not take them out.



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174,555    I loathe this world and the mass collective of humanity.  I really do.  I always have.  I can remember being a little kid, say maybe 5 or 6 years old, and thinking that I didn't want to be here. Being totally pissed off and heartbroken by the fact that I was born into this place with all these creatures that were selfish and hateful and cruel.  When I was 9 my aunt passed away and I was so relieved to discover death.  It meant I wouldn't have to be here forever.  There was a way out.  All I had to do was get through the bullshit of my "allotted" years and then I was outta here.
   I am over 50 years old now, and I still feel that way. Some days it is an all-out, raging war not to take my own life and just get it over with. But I can't.  When my spouse found out about my take on living while we were dating, the level of "freak out" was enormous and I promised that I wouldn't kill myself in an impulsive effort to calm the fear.

So now I'm stuck here until Death comes for me whenever He gets around to it. Still, at least once a day I remember that someday I will die and it is such a relief.



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174,554 I'm confused. I hate only one person in the world. I've never actually hated anyone before. It's really confusing. I've hated this person for a few months now. We used to be involved. She didn't really do anything harmful to me. But there is something in her I absolutely hate. Out of concern and also just trying to be fair, I broke up with her and stay away from her so as not to annoy myself but also even if you hate someone, they don't deserve to be around it. I wish I could get over my hate for her but it's been maybe 6 months now and sometimes ( not as much as before) I think about how much I dislike this part of her personality. It's like this subtle vanity that comes off as moral and modest. It's like this "'niceness" that's kind of self conscious and nice but also really selfish. I want to confront her and tell her this flaw but it's not my place. Plus she would feel upset or apologize or defend herself. I really don't get it. I just hope I can not hate someone at all.



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174,553 I dig body stuff too.  I have what was an abscess in my "grolin" (groin - miss you, Bobby) that flares from time to time.

OMG when I got it lanced, what 13 years ago?  The smell filled the room.

Now it's just a mere finger smudge or three and it smells nasty, but oh so good.



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174,552 I posted a status about a drive by shooting in my neighborhood. I was waiting for the loud mouthed 2nd ammendmenters to have something to say. They we're uncharacteristicly quiet. I'm disappointed, where is the "guns don't kill people, unskilled sociopaths kill innocent bystanders?"



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174,551 I was once out with a friend and some of her friends.  At the end of the night, one of the women looks at me in fear and proclaims, "You molest women!"  Like she's fucking psychic?  Guess what, I don't and never have.  Fuck you.



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174,550 I am a prisoner in a 17 year marriage. Go to dinner with friends for the first time in months. Wife texts 7 times and calls 3 times in 15 minutes.  I don't see and when I call she's so pissed I incredibly I missed her calls. What's the problem? She's stuck at home because her new pedi keeps her from meeting friends because she can't put on shoes.



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174,549 work smart, don't work hard. be smarter, faster, and more competent. It's your only chance.



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174,548 - 543 What if it was your child? I can only imagine how hard it is for them to endure the difficulties and stigma that come along with having a special ed child. It's a natural instinct for parents to defend their children. Try harder.



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174,547 Working hard is a waste of time. All that happens is you get screwed hard in the end. Everyone else controls you the American dream and life is a complete con!



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174,546 I hope Donald Trump wins the Presidency and screws everyone! Wall Street can go to hell because all they do is screw people who give them money and people who work for them.



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174,545 The war on terrorism benefits military contractors and news outlets, they probably make a lot of money off it

Too bad normal people are the ones suffering for this 'war'



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174,544 My heart goes out to the people of Belgium. Please know that the hearts of decent people around the world are with you. We feel your pain and know your loss.

To the people who arranged this tragedy: World War III has begun. What comes next benefits no one.

  Wasted words but they needed to be expressed.



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174,543 Never try to argue with the parent of a Special Ed child. They don't listen to reason.



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174,542 174540 - thats an easy one...DUMP HIS FUCKING ASS



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174,541 I KNOW my dad molested his ex girlfriend's daughter!! Sometimes, I just know things. I've been psychic about so many things and this is one of them. I love you so much, liz. I'm so sorry I didn't ask you.



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174,540 My boyfriend hates me



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174,539 My wife is 55 and still a great lay.



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174,538 All this presidential election/politics bullshit has driven me off of social media...and on to Pornhub.com.  Thanks, I guess?



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174,537 What woman would want six kids? Her husband probably raped her with his service weapon against her head.



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174,536 Brussels just experienced a terror attack.

They should ban their citizens from having guns to prevent these attacks in the future.

Wow, that sounds really stupid.



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174,535 It makes me sad to watch you disappear into the blackness again. I don't want you to go, but I know nothing of the battles of your life. Have courage my love, do not give up. Your lessons get harder the longer you ignore them.



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174,534 Brussels..... Sad? yes.  Shocking? Hell no.



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174,533 I feel like it couldn't hurt if everyone knew what it was like to have kids and get a divorce. You really get a bird's eye view of humanity through these experiences. There are many highs and lows, but the show must and will go on. Kids will never fully appreciate all you did for them. One fully pledges themselves to another, but the pledge is empty. Happy memories, sad memories, forgetting, all rolled up in the past. I wish I hadn't gotten married, but since I did, I can brush things off more easily. I'm happy being a parent. I wouldn't take divorce lightly, but I'm happy now, and it's okay.



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174,532 I can tell my boss hates the temp we brought on. He's funny and zany and crazy and frankly, a barrel of fun. But Ms. Harshass over here just wants drones, not characters. She'll get rid of him and replace him with an insecure 22-year old as soon as she can.

But, in the meantime... I am LOVING watching her be annoyed and frustrated with dealing with this guy. Haaa haaa, this shit is hilarious! I couldn't make these zingers up!



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174,531 My husband wanted to buy himself an old Corvette. He said he would do anything I wanted if I agreed. I said okay. He had to take me to dinner and then take me to see "Breakfast at Tiffany's" at the local revival theater.

At a later time, I wanted my husband to attend Easter dinner at my sister's home. I said I would do anything he wanted if he agreed.  He said I had to let him do me in the butt. Then I had to squat over his face and let his semen drip out of my anus into his mouth.

Men and women are remarkably different people. It's almost like we are two different species.



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174,530 I send messages to my dead friend on Facebook. It makes me feel close to her again.



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174,529 I can't believe how teenage girls in thong bikinis are allowed at the water parks. These are family places. I bring my young children. How can it be that young teenage bare asses are exposed for all to see?



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174,528 I'm in a rocky marriage. The conversations are very strained. My wife is always looking to find something I'm doing wrong. I've adapted. I let her have her way on everything. I am over the top helpful with her. I make sure to always be engaging with her friends and family. It has become a personal challenge for me to be the best husband possible. Still she looks to be angry.

The one thing which is guaranteed to set her off, is when I suggest any type of sexual contact. She instantly erupts with rage. It's the dumbest thing you've ever seen. I will be super husband for weeks without incident. There is nothing for her to be angry about. Then I mention sex.  And armed with nothing, she then will bring up something from our distant past.

"How dare you suggest sex!! Don't you see what kind of person you are? You remember what you did on my birthday??  You took me to that Italian restaurant and I hated it!! You ruined my birthday!!"

I very gently reminded her, "But that was like 10 years ago. And I didn't cook the food. I don't own the restaurant. As we have discussed many times, your sister and mother were the ones who suggested I take you there. And it's not like the food tasted bad. You thought the place was terrible because your parpadella noodles where only one inch wide and you thought they should be an inch and a half wide. Remember? That was the issues. Other than that it tasted good. Again, I'm sorry it ruined your birthday for you. But we can't discuss sex today because of your noodle width from 10 years ago?"

"No!!"

This is my marriage. I'm not kidding. This is what she is like.

Never ever get married.



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174,527 I wish there was a Constitutional Amendment to protect me from all this election year "The Sky is Falling" bullshit. Trust me, whichever half-wit gets elected not much will change. Presidents are show ponies, nothing more.



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174,526 I dislike people who are way into their political party. This includes both Republicans and Democrats. It's like they need a mommy figure to hold their hand and tell them what to do. But I find I dislike Democrats more. I find they lie. Yes, Republicans have issues. They are arrogant sometimes. But Democrats are dishonest. Again, I'm neither Republican or Democrat.



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174,525 Dear stupid husband,
When we go one of my work functions, it is not okay for you to Facebook friend my male co-workers and female co-workers husbands. It's not okay to email them and invite them to hang out with you, to send them random messages of stupid things you find funny. They were just being polite. They may seem cool and nice, but they are my work people. Learn boundaries you fucking idiot. You need your own life. And your own friends. Oh - and trim your nose hair. Your wife hates you more and more every day. Grow up. Man up. Thanks! Your not so loving wife!



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174,524 I told a friend of mine who's a Catholic priest about how some stress in my life with my girlfriend was making me angry and that I was stress eating and gaining weight because of it.  The conversation wound around to the influence the demonic has on us.  Sounds crazy, but it's part of Catholic dogma, so why not talk about it.  He suggested he do a "deliverance prayer" over me.  He would pray over me to get rid of any bad influences that are the result of demons.  Again, crazy, but can a prayer hurt?  A few days later I noticed my anger was gone and I wasn't eating as much.  I figured that was just a psychological side effect from the prayer, but I'll take what I can get.  But I noticed that in its place, I've developed this tremendous urge to chase women around and have raunchy sex instead.  It was as if anger and eating were replaced by an uncontrollable urge for women and sex.  And I like it, too.  Where did this urge come from?  This shit is going to get me in trouble.  It's an unnaturally strong urge to do dirty things.  Part of me wonders if something got driven out of me, and then decided to find another weakness to exploit.



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174,523 We agreed on a 50-50 split for my content that you will sell. That was easy and just as I expected.

Then I asked for 75% of the 1st 1 million in sales. That additional 25% to pay for the development cost.  I was expecting you to negotiate me down to 500,000.

To my surprise you agreed. Thanks for the additional $ 125,000 over the next year or so.



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174,522 I've had a really bad cold the last week.  I am having to blow my nose every 20 minutes to empty my sinuses of this thick, sticky goo.  I'm fascinated by it.  I've never seen snot this thick before.  It looks like the cream filling for a donut, but it's really heavy.  Early this morning, I had to wake up to blow my nose, and I saw this huge booger fly out onto the tissue.  I just stared at it.  I even turned on the lights to get a good look at it.  And then I laid the tissue open on the nightstand so I could look at it when I woke up.  I know this is gross, but I'm just amazed by it.



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174,521 I wish that i could hear you say that you missed me too.



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174,520 God I miss being part of a family.  My daughter divorced, remarried, moved --  and from then on it all seemed to fall apart. All my relatives moved out of the area and we didn't have anything to hold the family together.

I'm sure I made it worse, but doggone it - now I seem to exist under an unlucky star.  Oh well, at least I am still alive - though I tried not to be a couple of times.

I wonder if I will ever be part of a whole family again.



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174,519 I screwed my older Sister in her walk in shower 2 nights ago!
Then again in her bed right after.
My Sister is 12 years older then me, she is 44 years old and had her 2nd child 3 months ago so her Tits (normally 36C) are huge and full of milk...her nipples although a bit sore are the biggest I have ever seen.
Kate is hot for her age too. she is nearly 6 ft, and back down to around 140. Her normal is 132 she says.
The shower sex was the best, and I did something I had never done(I thought I had done it all) She guided me into her while we were standing face to face. I thought this was really hot as I pumped her dark bushy twat standing while grabbing and pulling her ass closer with each powerful thrust. I did not last long and soon blew my nuts inside her.



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174,518 I just want to die



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174,517 My child got a perfect score on both the English and Math portions of the SBAC. I can't tell anyone in real life. It would be bragging. Thanks Cavecanum!



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174,516 Tis no secret that I beat off to thick girls on Tumblr...

the Remote Orb



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174,515 Sometimes I Jerk off while sniffing my wife's used underwaer and then I unload my thick creamy cum into them....one time she found them and didn't say any th ing.



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174,514 I don't know if I'm bruised from my backpack or from his hands holding me while he fucked me.



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174,513 I've always been 100 percent devoted to those I've been with. Honest, open, caring, doing all I can to make them happy.

And time and time again it led to me being cheated on.

After each ending, I'd pick up the pieces of my broken heart, go get tested for STDs, and move on with my life.

Every check up came back clean.

Been a couple of years since the last break up, and all of the sudden I'm being tested for herpes, which I always came up as not having.

It's not fair. I never did anything to hurt anyone, and I've always been careful, so why is this happening?



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174,512 Spring cleaning has arrived!  It may have taken me three years, but I finally have gotten rid of everything that was a link to you.  All the gifts you bought me, all the photos through 20+ years.  And you know what?  All of it, 20+ years of friendship, fit in a shoe box.

It was so liberating, to be able to do that without any anger, any pain, any sadness... no lingering depression or regrets. Well, one regret - because as I stood there watching it burn, I couldn't help wondering how I had been so blind. I mean, I loved you so much, gave you so much - opened my home, my family, fed you, did everything I could to give you the love and support you needed through everything. I was so busy loving you I never noticed how little you gave me in return.  

But I learned my lesson. And it's not a problem anymore.  I demand respect and equal exchange in all my relationships. I don't make excuses for selfishness, callousness or thoughtlessness anymore.  Perhaps, in 20+ years, that was the best thing you gave me and it means more to me than anything that was in that little box.

I don't know where you are, or who you finally wound up being, but I hope you are fortunate enough to find a friendship like that again. And I honestly pray you've learned the value of it. It's so rare to find that kind of love in this ugly, ugly world.



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174,511 So I surprised my girl friend and stopped at her house Saturday. No one answered the door so I looked in the back of the house.  She was talking to a Masefield neighbor and instead of revealing myself, I hid and watched and listened. They were talking about their sexual experiences. She was telling him about our experiences and her lesbian experiences too. I couldn't believe they were sharing everything.  She was in a recliner and he was in a chair. He finally told her how horny she made him and he was going to have to go home and relieve himself.  She said she felt so horny she had to relieve herself too.  He said goodbye and she said "why don't you let me watch." He said he would if he could watch her. What?!?!
The next thing I knew I'm watching my girlfriend of five years and her married neighbor watching each other masturbate.  It was hot but what do I do now?  She would accuse me of spying.



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174,510 The whole country is fractured right now...
its every group for themselves
rep vs dem vs independents
white vs black vs brown vs asian
christian vs jew vs muslim

I fear the only thing to make us whole again is some terrible tragedy (something on the 9/11, pearl harbor scale) where we all overcome our differences and unite.  

what a sad state we live in now...



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174,508 My wife's friend called her all upset.  She said she caught her husband with a prostitute.  My wife told me, and I was just shocked.  What I didn't tell my wife is that I've been with 10 prostitutes myself.



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174,507 Am I the only one sick and tired of all the superhero movies? I mean really? I grew up with superman, he was the shit. Then they later made the X-Men movies, uh okay, not bad. Christian Bale and Heath Ledger blew our minds with what ultimately became the joker movie. Again one last round with Tom Hardy for a great end to a trilogy.

But, when will it stop? I cant even list all the others that have been, and are being made in the attempt to cash-in. I really enjoyed the Man Of Steel movie. Yet balk at this Barman v Superman thing. Ben Affleck, really? I feel like less Grossman from Tropic Thunder asking the key grip to punch whomever bored him as Batman in the face really fucking hard!

It just seems to me that after the writers guild went on strike, there's been a huge declivity in creativity, and originality. We had the 70's disaster flicks that made a small resurgence in the 90's and where are we now? Is this going to be the dawn of superheroes, written directed and produced by...dare I say mindless walkers?

Give it up. I don't even watch T.V. anymore. Its all reality B.S.! and the news is as biased as any political party, when ots not downright deceitful.

Pick up a book. You will be far more entertained. Even, or, especially if its actual history.



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174,506 I was once forced to leave a job. It was the most unfair thing which ever happened to me. It was at a financial company. I had created a number of pricing tools for traders. If they needed to know the price of an option, they'd enter a few numbers into my program and they'd find out what the option is worth.

But this one employee said he didn't need the tool. He was a very arrogant loud mouthed guy. He said he had a gut feel on what any option is worth. He declared he was exempt from using the option pricing tool.

I wasn't sure how to respond. I was very loyal. My first concern was that the company not lose money. His actions went counter to that idea. He could easily lose money for the company if he didn't use my pricing tool.

I said something to one of the bosses. There was an investigation. One person in senior management took my side. Not that I had a side. I was just trying to thoughtfully do my job. Another senior manager took the rogue trader's side.

I then was informed by a secretary who was my friend that I was about to be fired.

I was baffled. I was going to be fired for pointing out a trader was making up prices in his head. I could have said nothing. I was trying to be forward thinking and stop the company from losing money. I thought that was the point of the company having me make the pricing tools in the first place.

It seemed so unfair to me. Believe me, I'm no troublemaker. I'm a wallflower technology geek. I was trying to be helpful. It still annoys me that I was let go.

If you are looking for fairness in the working world, you're dreaming. There are too many politics.



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174,505 I once got really drunk at a bar, followed a couple back to their place, and watched them having sex through their window.



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174,504 Best sex I've had in a while. My husband and I often go out with a gay friend named Greg. We've known Greg fo 20 years, even before we were married. He's very smart and endearing.

A few months ago my husband and I were having sex. He asked me to tell him a dirty story. On the spur of the moment I said I wished Greg was in the bed with us giving my husband a blow job. Normally I'd think my husband would say yuck, next story please. But instead the conversation went in a different direction.

My husband asked if he should also give Greg a blow job in return. Wow. What a vision for me.

I said yes.

My husband asked if Greg should come in his mouth.

I said yes and I was getting really turned on by this.

My husband said maybe Greg should first fuck him in the backdoor before cumming. He asked where I'd like to see Greg cum, in his mouth or his ass.

I said mouth again and couldn't believe we were having this conversation.

My husband asked where he should should cum in Greg? Ass, mouth, other. My husband continued on with many variations. E.g., he suggested he would fuck me in the backdoor and then turn and stick his cock in Greg's mouth.

This entire back and forth made me the wettest I've ever been. I'm sure it was just pillow talk and probably nothing would ever come of it. But so interesting to have a conversation like this with my husband. Who knew he would even entertain such thoughts. I've decided I want this to happen. Next time we go out I want them both to get drunk and then I want to watch them have sex with each other!



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174,503 One day about ten years ago I went to a bar alone and got a little drunk.  As I was sitting at the bar, I had a brilliant realization: Everybody at the bar is drunk, nobody knows who I am, I can pretty much do whatever I want, and nobody is going to tell anybody I know later about what I did!  I'm basically a fucking ghost.  I started flirting with women, saying really suggestive things, and generally being an asshole.  It was the most fun I ever had at a bar.  I did that for a few years, and nobody ever remembered who I was.  I might try it again one day.



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174,502 I'm always changing my resume to make myself look better.  In 2006 I started a job that I was let go from after 18 months in August 2007.  I was unemployed for a year until September 2008.  A few months ago I realized that if I changed my departure date from August 2007 to August 2008, I could have a full year more of experience in my field, plus eliminate a year of unemployment off my record!  My old boss has been gone from there for years, so I doubt anybody even remembers or cares I was ever there.  I plan on doing the same thing with my recent four months of unemployment in the next few years.  With older jobs, I change the titles.  "Member Services Coordinator" became "Senior Manager, Development."  The experience is all the same, I'm just putting down the title I thought I should have based on what I actually did.  The great thing about LinkedIn is that people can see who searched for them, so I know nobody from my previous jobs has ever looked at my resume online.



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174,501 I've done many stupid things in my life. I wish I could do life again, but with more maturity the second time around. As it stands though, my embarrassment on how I've behaved swallows me whole. Not a day goes by, hell not an hour goes by where I don't flash back to something stupid I did and I groan and gasp and shake my head as to how I could have been so childish and idiotic. But seeing that I can't do life over again, my instinct is to run away and be a loner. I want to never again see the people I offended along the way. Out of sight, out of mind.



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174,500 I am really sick of your stupid petty useless lies.  I see through you.  So glad you will be gone soon.



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