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174,699 I wish for my bf to die in an accident so that I don't have to break up won't him. Can't live with them can't live without them.



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174,698 I tried to bring my daughter into Lincoln Center the other day. She is heavily into playing violin and is the first chair in her high school orchestra. I thought it would be a treat for her to stand in the lobby of such a great concert hall. But the security guard wouldn't let us in the door. We are apparently a terror threat.

Next day a man walks onto a plane with a bomb-like device and hijacks the plane to Cyprus.

But yep, me and my violin playing daughter are a security risk.



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174,697 I respect men and what they have to go through in the world.  But the older i get the more i see a lot of men are creeps.  I was talking to this one guy, young goodlooking guy, it turns out he had a fuck doll.  a real doll that had skin that felt real and holes that supposedly did too.  He didn't look like a weirdo, he went out, did the bar thing, was goodlooking, but there it is.  Lately i find these older men who seem to like me, i am 30 and they have to be in their 50's or early 60's, but not old.  I think it's the schedule, i'm not out in the middle of the day, it's when im going to work and coming home that they're out.  they're young for their age.  the way they look at me when they talk to me, i just see that they like me.  they're old enough to be my father!  gross!  One guy lives a block from me, i see him around but we're not close and we don't really know each other.  He wants to get me a job because he's "looking out for me" but if i see him outside he gets in my personal space to talk and says these things, like he lets out these sounds when he sees me.  Another guy is trying to come into my job the one day a week when i'm alone there, when he has no reason to be there because we don't work together and there is nothing in the office for him.  he can work from home on his laptop and he comes in when my boss is there because he works under her.  she helps him.  two different businesses, we have nothing to do with each other.  so why does he want to come in the day she isn't there?  he has no business being there.  there are no computers in the office (all laptops) and nothing is kept there.  i do catch him now when he talks to me, he stays looking at me.  there is just something about him that i don't like and i can't really figure it out.  he's nice, but i'm realizing that just because some are nice superficially doesn't mean they really are.



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174,696 The highest paid teachers at my high school are... the gym teachers.

Priorities???



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174,695 My husband wonders why I don't like to suck his dick. I will tell you why! It's not hard enough - he can't get all the way hard like he used to. It's gross. I don't want to suck on a semi hard dick. What's worse then sucking on a semi hard dick? Getting fucked by a semi hard dick. I need a new man. With a big hard dick.



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174,694 Short men - there is nothing wrong with being short. Just be confident! Work out! Smile! Be stylish! Whiten your teeth. Be proud of who you are! I am a tall girl, who likes short men - but can't find one that can get past his own insecurities!!!



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174,693 I knew this woman who spent her 20s believing she was going to be a manager for rock band that would become famous.  She only dated artsy guys who also believed they were going to become famous musicians.   If he had a demo tape or was playing local clubs, she'd let the guy in her pants.  She ended up getting herpes from one of these wannabe rockers, and a lot of them - because they were fucking losers - spent what little money she had.  One guy was 30 and had never had a checking account.  Her brother said she was narcissistic and no one could tell her to get her head out of the clouds.  Not exactly the most grounded person I've known.  Now she's almost 40 and is a "life coach."  Why exactly would I let a fuck up be my life coach?



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174,692 Since I've been married, I've:

Had 11 women make me cum
Sucked on 9 women's titties
Got 2 blowjobs
Ate 3 women's pussies
Had phone sex with 4 women

17 women total.

Go me!  Husband of the year!



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174,691 I think trans gender people do it for attention. Plain and simple. They want to be the center of attention. They want everyone at the party to look at them. For year's they were the most flamboyant person in the room. But it wore off. They needed a new thrill, a new way to be in everyone's face. So they go the transgender route. I know two transgender people. They were not wall flowers. Everything was always about them. Ultimately they changed sex (man to woman). They did it for the attention. And it ties directly to the bathroom thing. They insist they have to pee in the ladies room just to cause more of a fuss. Make no mistake, transgender people are playing you. They are drama queens looking to cause a problem.



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174,690 I did that. I fucked a man I work with. It was complicated. We were working late on a project. Yada yada. When I missed my period I panicked. I immediately had sex with my husband. We hadn't done it in almost a year. He didn't know what hit him. From his point of view I had turned into this vixen, demanding he fuck me. He never understood I was scared to death I was already pregnant and I was trying to cover it up. In the end I wasn't pregnant. Thank god. But what a crazy situation.



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174,689 - 674  hahaha you're the first person who knows what i'm talking about!



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174,688 I'm ok with my gender and can't imagine how I would feel if I discovered that my gender doesn't match who I am. I do believe that Trans gender people are legitimately trying to become whole as a person when they decide to go through gender reassignment and whatever comes with that. Why would anyone want to go through all that unless they are totally miserable. I say, that we need to be more empathetic and tolerant towards others.



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174,687 This is something eating away at me, so I can say it here without reprisal...

Anyway.

Last weekend (Easter Sunday) I help run a yard sale slot for this enterprising young man (he's 34, and I just turned 47) so while he was gone two guys came into the area and was looking around. I'd never seen them before; they were "first timers" they told me. Could I give them a deal on something? Sure, I said; within reason. The father bought a nice die cast model car, and the son (who is 30; his Dad looked 65) saw some cards in a case on the counter (Nothing in the place has a price tag on it...he likes to play "Make a Deal" with people for some strange reason.). How much? Me, not thinking, said ten dollars apiece (without consulting my Boss). Let me look it up, I told him. Sent pics of some cards and the Boss said "ten dollars apiece? Are you crazy? Those three cards alone are worth $600."

So. The guy starts his wheedling. "C'mon, it's Easter, it's for my son..." Long story short, I sold the cards for $25, thinking I'm doing a good thing. The left, came back and said "here's $20. I'm buying the book, thanks," and, like a total fool, sold it to him. "Ooh, my son will love this! Thanks so much and Happy Easter!" What do I tell my Boss? I can't tell him I did this cheap. 'Tell him it got stolen.'

So. Idiot me Does. Just. That.

There was, of course the "how could you let this happens" and the "never do that again" speech (because I told him I left the booth to go the ladies' room and when I came back the book was gone) and after a lot of "I'm gonna kill him if I see him" things are "back to normal." (I also said the "thief" is an eight year old boy.) I feel absolutely HORRIBLE that I lied to my Boss. This guy gave me a chance after I'd been out of work for years, and has me running the joint while he goes off searching for the Next Big Money Maker, and I could do this?

What the Hell do I do about the guilt? I mean, it's just money, on the one hand, but on the other hand, I'm wracked with guilt, and trying to figure out how to make this right...

Fuck feelings and doing the right thing...I hate this. :(



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174,686 A friend of mine had to undergo emergency surgery yesterday from a pregnancy complication at 8 weeks.  An artery broke, she almost died, and of course lost the baby was lost.  Everybody is saddened at the loss of the child, but is glad she survived.

What would they say if they knew the truth?  I spoke with her three weeks ago.  That baby was not her husband's.  She fucked a guy two months ago in his car, and then met up with him again a few days later at his place.  She told me it was the most "mind blowing sex" she ever had.  He had a huge dick, she said.  Must have been 10 inches.  She let him cum in her.

Then when she suspected she was pregnant, she fucked her husband.  Voila, her husband thinks it's his kid.  The baby was about 10 or 11 weeks old, not 8 weeks.  But her husband doesn't know that.  She was trying to get money together for the abortion as fast as she could because the abortion would cost more if the baby was further along.  I told her that the guy she fucked should be paying for the abortion.  Not like it matters now.

What a crazy world we live in.



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174,685 I didn't realize until I had kids of my own as to how mean my dad was.  Yeah, it was the ྌs and punishment was old school.  All us kids got spanked.  But my dad was borderline abusive.  We were hit a lot and threatened.  I remember being thrown to the ground and stomped on when I was 11.  I had torn a page out of a book in anger.  Yes, I needed to be punished for that, but now as a grown man and a dad... stomping on an 11 year old boy?  And then he played favorites, too.  The girls could say anything about the boys, and we'd be punished whether or not anything actually happened.  He would yell at my mom every weekend.  He seemed to really get into his anger.  I guess the one thing I learned from my dad was how not to be a dad.  I tell my kids I love them, give them random hugs, make them laugh, and act silly around them.  When my daughter says my son id something to her, I don't automatically go off on my son.  I don't play that game.  The greatest "fuck you" I gave my dad was not turning out like him.



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174,684 "You're never gonna get it, I'm a hazard to myself. I'll break it to you easy this is Hell this is Hell."

No truer words.



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174,683 For the last two weeks at work, I've been doing next to nothing.  Work is piling up.  I feel depressed about it, but the truth is I know that anything I hand over to my boss is going to be torn apart by him.  Why even bother starting?



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174,682 I'm a fairly conservative Republican.  I work with a transgender person.  He was born a woman and lives his life as a man.  He's a very nice guy, considerate and thoughtful.  He uses the men's room.  I don't give a shit.  It doesn't threaten me.  I would rather be around a thousand men like him than one asshole.



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174,681 Degenerates are the bane of this world.



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174,680 My husbands stepdaughter is a nightmare.



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174,679 I am really surprised at how many people who are normally quite tolerant of other people spew incredibly hateful nonsense about transgendered people. Just today I heard someone saying that they would love to commit violence against a "he-she." What the fucking fuck.

I'm happy being the gender that I am, but I can't truly imagine how devastating it would be to know that I was born the wrong gender. Forget being persecuted for it and being told constantly that you're a freak. It's sad that the world is like that, but I'd like all of my trans brothers and sisters to know that not all cis-gendered people are like that. Some of us are more than willing to fight for you and love you for you, whoever you choose to be!



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174,678 As children my husband & I came from nothing (and I mean poor, hungry, cold, desperate). Fast forward we meet (everything in common it's just crazy), we go on to get our degrees, get married, have children and we always vowed our children would NEVER suffer or want for things in life we did- so we overcompensated big time for everything. We ended up with a cold, cruel, negative, nasty, bitch of a daughter- and yes she is a bitch! Who calls their old, loving, grandma a cunt? Everything that goes wrong in her life is "our" fault. Her boyfriend dumps her, her friends can't stand her, she gets fired- it's always our fault!!! I came from nothing but turned out ok- she was handed everything and turns out like this? She's not a druggie or alcoholic so it's the "poor little me" syndrome. Parents beware.



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174,677 I hate my husband. He is abusive to me and our children. I can't  leave him because we cannot live without his income. He knows this. He is an alcoholic and drug addict. I HATE HIM AND WISH HIM DEATH!
Fuck you Hector! You toxic and dysfunctional piece of shit!



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174,676 People don't understand basic math. That's okay in most cases. But when the person who doesn't understand math is the person running the department, well then there's a problem. No wonder why we suck so bad. I'm tired of being branded the troublemaker because I point out other people's whopping errors. I'll tell you what. I'll leave. Then you idiots sort it out on your own.



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174,675 Briefly encouraging. Back to the same old same old.

I hate to be a whiner but this relationship is dying of boredom.



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174,674 the  guy im seeing's favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla. makes me wonder what other non adventurous things he is into. ugh



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174,673 Maybe in the explosion of "The Big Bang", God was killed. This would explain so much.



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174,672 "You've got it all together". Huh? I'm so fucking sad. I cry almost every day. My apartment is a mess. I'm late for work every single day. I can't get out of bed half the time because I'm so depressed. Don't ever be jealous of anyone. Just because they seem happy, does not mean they are.



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174,671 I don't date skinny girls who weigh 100 pounds. I'm a chubby chaser! I only date fat girls, who weigh 101 pounds!



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174,670 Hmmmm...I feel like I'm forgetting something. A train passes by, followed by a rush of wind. The ding of the crossing gate, the tone of the whistle lowers as it rushes past. A couple of dogs bark furiously at the commotion. Then silence.



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174,669 I wish I could hate you.



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174,668 I feel so badly for my husband. I'm a bad, ugly person, and can't have kids.  I have nothing going for me. He deserves more than I can offer. Whenever we've settled in the same city, he has picked up and moved for school or work.  Today he suggested moving again.  I'm sure this is his way of hinting that he'll take off again soon.  And why shouldn't he? I'm worthless anyway.



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174,667 I am what people of earth call an alien. It is quite funny. What you don't know is I am of a civilization that has been here over a hundred thousands years ago. Our history is all over the place. It is in artifacts, monuments, artwork, pottery... yet is treated by the scholars as legend, and dismissed as folklore. Earth people are so egocentric and selfish to claim a single God as their own and will destroy one another over this belief, the idea that their God is the only God. Fools.  It is why this race of people will eventually ruin their own existence. Me and mine? We will remain to reeducate the survivors.



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174,666 When I was a kid, my father had a super secret job with the government.  He never spoke about what he did, except that it involved some very powerful people at the time.  That was enough to impress me as a kid.  He's almost 90 now and he's been suffering from dementia.  Now he'll say things about his job and what he did.  Secret government black projects, assassinations staged as accidents, aliens... but I don't know what's true and what's the dementia speaking.  In a sad way, it's a funny situation.



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174,665 My wife is the most deceitful person I've ever encountered. She's a cunt. An nasty bad hearted cunt. She lies and lies. I'm at the point where I can't believe anything she tells me and in my head I'm reviewing everything she's ever told me. I can't trust anything which comes out of her mouth. I'm sure there are people who would tell me this is somehow my fault. I drove her to it. Fuck all of you.



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174,664 You know what Max?
Fuck you.
Fuck you very, very much.

I make your new girlfriend uncomfortable? I haven't even MET HER.
I've done NOTHING WRONG.

"Respect" her wishes? Fuck you.
Where was that the three years we were together and you fucked around the whole time?

Go to hell.

Why the hell does it hurt so much?
You were my best friend, now I'm being dumped for someone you barely know.

Fuck. You.



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174,663 So the 2 oldest people in the world (both women) have both been single for decades, have no kids, and one eats eggs every day, and the other bacon every day.  I am so going to live to be over 100...



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174,662 I take Spanish. I wish I had taken French.



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174,661 When I was about 23 I worked at a publishing company. There were many people my age, mostly women like me, but some boys too. Someone organized a ski weekend where they rented a house. About 20 of us went. I ended up sharing a room with a girl in the art department. We had done a few projects together in the past. She was fun and nice. We had to share a bed together. It wasn't a big deal. On the second night it was very cold. We ended up staying awake for a while and talking while spooning. She was behind me. At one point she put her hand on my breast. I pretended I didn't notice. We kept talking. Then she started rubbing my nips. Hard to pretend I didn't notice. I turned around to face her. She kissed me. I kissed her back. We ended up performing oral stimulation on each other. On the Monday morning everything was back to normal. We continued to do projects together. She had a boyfriend. I had a boyfriend. We never hooked up again. This was my one and only time with another woman. I think about it sometimes. I'm glad it happened.



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174,660 I think more guys watched Magic Mike than girls. Sure, girls saw it at the theaters, but guys were the one who bought the movie when it came out. Admit it. You love the movie and you want to be him.



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174,659 My friend at work is hot but EXTREMELY insecure, always ranting and raving about how ugly she is. There is a guy at work who just nods and laughs in agreement every time she says those things. He is an ass and I really don't like him, but at the same time, I have to wonder why she would give him that power? Her insecurity is so unattractive. She calls other people ugly as well and I find that unattractive. He is such a dick for egging her on. I think it's because he is insecure about his beer belly. Every person on this earth is insecure about something, but talking about it constantly is just so unattractive to me.



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174,658 I take my wife out and show her a nice time. Afterwards I suggest a little rendezvous in the bedroom. She'll do it. But first she has to spoil the mood. She says before we have sex I must take out the garbage, and put a new lightbulb in the kitchen, and remove the lint from the dryer.  Oh.... yea baby.... I think Marvin Gaye wrote some sexy songs about removing the lint from the dryer....  NOT.

By the time we have sex, I'm so turned off that I just do it to get it over with. She spoils everything.



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174,657 I sometimes worry that my ex will find someone and forget about me. Then I look at her objectively.  She is middle aged and hasn't held up well.  She lost a bunch of weight but still has a gut, and is sagging everywhere. She has bad skin, and is balding.  She is a horrible cook, and never cleans. She has had the same sheets on her bed for 5 months. She is a borderline hoarder.

We have 4 kids together and they are hell. The oldest is 17 lives at home and into drugs, had an abortion and always in trouble with the law.

But wait, you say. My ex is beautiful on the inside. No she's not.  She's rude, abusive, ignorant and all around ghetto. Yeah, guys are lining up for that hot mess.

So why do I still want her?



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174,656 Cops annoy me. But every once in a while I see a video of how badly cops get treated, and how dangerous their job is. Then I'm no longer annoyed with cops.



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174,655 New guy fucked me stupid last night. It was our first time and the sexual chemistry was on point. Turns out he's a millionaire too. And kinky, very kinky.



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174,654 I think I'm about to get fired for the first time. I keep getting sick and losing my voice which is really bad since I work in a call center. All of the medicines and home remedies have stopped working. I think my body is done with this. Here's hoping I can learn a new skill fast!



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174,653 I wish my mother would go away and never contact me again. I'm tired of dealing with her shit. I'm trying to save to move out of state to get away from her but I don't think it will ever happen.



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174,652 I been shaving down there since I was 14 , in fact I been shaving all over since that age. I'm not a slut or a prostitute , I just happen to be very hairy and hate hair . Some woman cannot stand hair , I tried in the past to let go grow but it makes me feel dirty , especially when I'm on my period .  Quit slut shaming women who can't stand hair .



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174,651 I keep hoping someone will kill me before the bipolar does.



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174,650 Rock Choke Jayhawk !!



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174,649 I don't want to face life so I spend many hours a day losing myself in movies. I can watch 5 and 6 a day. I need to get out of this slump and find a job.



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174,648 My wife is good looking. She's has a great figure. She doesn't snort, or pick her nose, or make a fool of herself. She's pretty good in bed too. But you know what I can't stand about her? She's not smart. All the positive attributes get drowned out by the idiotic things she says. I can't hold a conversation with her. Talking to her is an exercise in frustration. It's pointless. I have to speak in simple sentences. No using compound sentences or she gets confused.

Here's an actual conversation we had recently:

I asked, "After the movie, do you want to go out to dinner?"

She came back with, "Do I want to go to a movie? Yes. I thought we already decided we are going to a movie. Are we not going anymore?"

I have to explain further. "Yes, we are going to a movie. I'm asking if you want to eat dinner after the movie."

"Do they serve dinner after the movie? I think the only thing the theater sells is popcorn and candy. But it's okay. We can have candy for dinner if that's what you want."

"No. We'd go out to dinner. By that I mean we'd leave the movie theater and go to a restaurant for dinner."

"We'd leave the movie? Shouldn't we stay to watch the movie?"

"Yes, we'll stay to watch the movie. But when the movie is over, then we will drive to a restaurant and eat dinner."


This is what it's like to talk to her. A simple question becomes a reason for me to pull out my hair. This happens everyday, over and over. I can't discuss anything with her other than the weather or what's in TV. Everything else confuses her. It drives me crazy. I can't see putting up with this for much longer.  



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174,647 My wife, among many beautiful women that I've fucked, takes wonderful care of her beautiful and lovely hairy pussy.

The women that I've fucked with no hair down there have either been 1 night sluts and, of course strippers/prostitues.    Defiinitely not keepers.  

There's something about hair down there on a woman that says "I am a confident woman and I love the way I am".  



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174,646 I want to believe in reincarnation. My cousin was murdered on November 5. Her sister just revealed to me she is pregnant, due this fall on November 5th, one year from her sister's death and her and her husband weren't even trying to conceive. What are the chances of something like that happening??? I'd like to think she found a way to come back to us.



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174,645 I once had to pay a $40 library fine. I'm not too good with returning things on time.



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174,644 I love Chinese food but I worry about the cleanliness. I bet I'd be horrified if ever I saw in the kitchen of a Chinese restaurant. I try not to think about it.



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174,643 I wish I could get over you too.



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174,642 My boss has a business and a side job.  For her business she rents out an apartment of a house.  For her side job, she does work for someone else but is helping a new guy from that job too.  Sometimes this new guy comes into where we work so she can help him while she's running her business.  He only comes in so she can help him.  She is starting to wonder if he is milking the job, he takes way too long to get things done, and he's a smart guy.  I see him, he takes his time, wastes time on other things too, but that's not my business so idc.  One day a week i am in that apartment alone, working.  He started asking me about how many days i worked there, and when he found out i worked there another day he  was like "ooooooh" like he figured something out.  then it seemed like he was feeling me out like he wants to come in that day that i'm there alone, but without saying those words.  The thing is, we don't work together, i work for her for her company and she is helping him with a totally different job that has nothing to do with me.  For the last few weeks there's something about him that i'm not liking but idk what it is, he's very nice, i think i saw him getting way too comfortable from early on and maybe that's it.  i feel bad though, because maybe he's alright but there are times i'm right about these things.  anyway, he has no business coming in to this office unless she's there, because the whole point of him coming in is for her to help him.  he works from a laptop that he brings with him, my boss also told me he works where my boss can see him or his boss can see him, it's not like he can work from home.  So why would he need to come in on the day that im there and she's not, if the only reason he's there is when she can help him?  And I saw this coming about a month ago, i knew it was gonna happen.  I saw him getting comfortable and i said to myself "watch him try to work here when my boss isn't here, but i am."  I don't know if this means anything.  If he is milking the situation because his boss pays ALOT of money, or if he has a thing for me.  Because that crossed my mind.  I don't really see it, he doesn't flirt with me, but with men anything's possible.



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174,641 idk what happens in relationships.   idk if you get bored of having sex with the same person for so many years, or maybe u lose some of the romance and see them as a friend, a best friend who you love very much, but not someone you want to have sex with all the time.  maybe the issues of a relationship add up and take a toll on the sex life.  that last one happened with me, my boyfriend is very sexual and wants it all the time but he used to verbally abuse me and he slapped me sometimes.  I left him, he tried to get me to be with him again, and this time he hasn't hit me but there are things he does verbally.  he may not call me names like before, but he can be antagonistic and we never solve any fights.  we keep having the same fights over and over.  I was going down on him (he was hard and wanted me to) and something triggers him off and he starts yelling at me.  I have no idea what got him going, neither does he when we talk about it.  he doesn't remember.  but it happened, and that's now in me.  the next time I go down on him in that room in that same way that's gonna remind me.  this happened recently.  stuff like that builds up and now I don't really find myself wanting to be with him sexually although I love him.  and he's attractive.  and before that he started getting aggressive with me in bed, in a bad way, if I told him to stop doing a certain thing he kept on and just wouldn't listen.  so now I don't really wanna hav sex with him.



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174,640 14 months living together, no sex... and you wonder why things didn't work out?



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174,639 It took me all week. I shaved every day for a week. That hair was so damn stubborn.

But now my vulva is nice and smooth, and damn do I feel beautiful. And horny.

I hope the bf's available today. ;)



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174,638 I've been depressed and stressed for so long... time to change.



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174,637 Melania Trump as a First Lady? She can't even speak English properly! And I don't mean her accent because I met plenty of foreigners who mastered the English language. I mean, when she was interviewed, she seemed simplistic and very rehearsed. Did she even graduate from college?



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174,636 I work in a hospital where women can give birth in water. The hospital actually has rooms for water birth. Still, I can't imagine having to give birth in water. There is a national organization who recently stated that it may not be safe. Now the hospital is in the process of doing research to see if it safe. Also, women I talked to who have given birth the normal way, hate the idea of giving birth in water. And some babies born into water drowned. And I'm sure glad that my mom didn't push me out in a muddy water filled with blood etc. It is a stupid idea all the way around! Just because you technically can, doesn't mean that you practically should.



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174,635 I love being with my boyfriend, I love him so much.  But he has a bad temper.  When it's good it's great and so nice, but he complains about work, life, whatever.  He complains a lot about work.  Like 3 times in the same day, once in the morning, once in the afternoon and again at night.  and not just a little, he'll keep going and going.  once I was going down on him and he starts complaining about work.  who does that?  it's mentally exhausting sometimes being with him.  on top of it, he gets angry as he's complaining, and it's toward me.  He'll either start with me or start talking aggressive like he's talking at me.  this is every time we're together.  we don't live together, he wants to and idk if it would get better or worse.  I understand people bring work home and vent, that's real life, but this is too much.  it's really stressful to me and just tiring.



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174,634 I am good with children, but all this stuff about lice makes me want to stay away.  I live in nyc and you wait for the bus and all these people take the bus with their kids with their whole families, and the kids run all around and have no sense of personal space.  they don't know better, so I try to just stay away.  I look at people's heads to see if I see anything.  adults have no sense of personal space either everyone gets on top of each other gross.



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174,633 I used to enjoy doing things with my wife. A walk in the woods, a trip to the store. But everything always ended badly. She would get tense and take it out on me. What if the hiking trail was muddy? What if the store doesn't have the item she wants? Time to yell at me.

Now I enjoy not doing things with my wife. She has to drive three hours somewhere. No thanks. She wants to go to the library. No thanks. We do nothing together. She still gets tense. She still yells. But not at me. Not anymore.

What a terrible marriage. I thrill on not being with her.



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174,632 A coroner has recently found that the death of a woman during a homebirth was preventable.  The midwife at the homebirth failed to notice that the patient was suffering a postpartum haemorrhage into the birthing bath because the lighting had been subdued for atmospheric effect.  When the patient realised that she was dying and begged the midwife to call for an ambulance, the midwife gave her a homeopathic remedy for anxiety.

The dead woman's family are protesting that she might have been alive today if the midwife had called for an ambulance as the patient implored her to.

The elephant in the room is that the woman would almost certainly be alive today if she had dispensed with the designer homebirth and scheduled the birth for in a hospital instead, where the entire event would be presided over by staff offering first-world 21st-century evidence-based medical care a facility that we take for granted, but that much of the world's people can only dream of.

Of course, you could barely point out this simple home truth in a normal public commentary forum, where your comment would likely be removed by a moderator amid an outcry from other readers about how insensitive it was to suggest that the patient might have by her own choices contributed to the likelihood of an adverse outcome to her birthing event.



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174,631 Sitting here at all-inclusive in Punta Can a eating breakfast with my wife and there is a sexy woman travelling alone sitting next to us.  I would love to have the nerve to tell her I want to fuck her.  Alas.  My RIU beauty.



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174,630 There are now super lice.  After generations of lice dealing with Rid and Nix, some have gotten an immunity.

SECRET
Our family uses isopropyl alcohol.  Cheap, easy and very effective.  You still have to comb out the nits but they and any lice will be dead.



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174,629 How do I get over you?



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174,628 The terrorists have waged "jihad" on anyone in the world who does not believe the way they do.  Big oil, politics, race etc have nothing to do with their hate for the world.  They don't care about anything but ridding the world of infidels. It's all about religion.  They would still suicide bomb the crap out of us if we were totally on solar and wind power and every country was run perfectly.  

If you do not believe and worship Allah, you are a target for them.  Even if you are the nicest person in the world, they don't care.



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174,627 I received an invitation to my 30th high school reunion. We've never had a reunion before. I haven't seen these people in 3 decades. I don't know if I should go. Seems hokey. I could never tell anyone this, but I'm thinking about saying yes for one reason. It would be an opportunity to cheat on my hubby. I've been thinking about it for many years. But how? I live in a small town. People could find out. But the reunion is perfect. I loved the people in high school. I will always have an emotional connection to them. My high school is far away. I would have to spend the night in a hotel. It's the perfect setup for cheating. I could go. My hubby would have to stay home with our children. I would come back as a real person. Not just someone's wife. I'd come back as me. Revitalized. Renewed. I could validate I am lovable and sexy.



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174,626 Today Cruz said:

"Well, let me be clear. Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

What.... huh.... why would Cruz say such a thing? Are there rats Cruz would fuck? Is that his point? I read the entire context of the statement. It makes no sense on any level. What a bizarre thing to say. And to think he starts it off by saying "Let me be clear."

Secret: I'm getting very worried about these Presidential elections. Looks like Hillary will be indicted. Trump wants to start World War Three. Cruz is weird. Bernie says "Moooslims".

Is there no one normal running for President? I'm thinking about writing in the name of my friend Cary. He's normal and really smart. He does crossword puzzles and is friendly to everyone. #CaryForPresident



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174,625 I'm getting really conflicting advice about my Inappropriate Crush. Do I like him or is it just a crush??



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174,624 I was supposed to go out tonight to meet up with friends but instead I'm watching Crocodile Dundee in my undies.

I'm pretty happy with my choice to stay home!



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174,623 My husband never wants to do anything. We stay home all the time. BOOOOORING.



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174,622 My goal is to live a virtually free existence. I put all my money in tax free bonds. I will soon sell my house and live on my boat. I plan to use solar panels on the boat to power a few light bulbs and my computer. Marinas have free wifi, I sail in, connect, then leave. No phone for me, absolutely no phone for me, fuck that. I have 500 ebooks on my computer. That should keep me going.  A fishing line over the side is breakfast lunch and dinner. I'll buy coffee and vegetables. That will be my one connection with the real world. Health insurance? Thank you Obama care, it's free. No car, I have a fold up bike on the boat. Best of all, I won't have contact with all the motherfuckers in this world anymore. You guys can have it for yourselves. Maybe when you're done killing yourselves I'll come back ashore for good. Til then, leave me the fuck alone.



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174,621 It doesn't matter who gets elected. In the end, everyone is corrupted.



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174,620 Baltimore. Isn't that what we all think of as a dirty old city? It's a dirty ass old city filled with rats, perverts and pit beef bbq. I'd fit in there.



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174,619 My son was one and a half when his father and I split up.  I decided to move to the city.  I had lots of friends there, and it was a fun, friendly and family-oriented place, unlike where I'd been living - where you could live for years without even knowing your neighbors' names, because everyone kept to themselves.

It was an old, old city.  I rented a 3br house and put my son in private school.  Most of the kids were well-kempt, but some were not.  Some were neglected and dirty.  A good number of them had a parent in jail. The kid my son liked the most, his house was filthy.  My son was not allowed over there, but the kid and his siblings were welcome in our home.  The city itself - like any old city - was dirty.  At night, we'd sit in the front window and watch the rats come out of the sewer and run around.  I had to put weatherstripping on the bottom of the doors to keep the roaches out.  Once in a while, a mouse would find its way into the house.

We moved out of the city when he was 9.  It had gotten too dangerous, so we moved to the suburbs.  By now I'd gotten a better job and was making good money, so I moved to an upper-middle class area, and rented a large, luxury apartment.  One day I picked up my son from school, and when he got back out of the car, the glare of the sun picked up something on his head.  It was lice!

I find it infinitely ironic that he never got lice in the dirty city, but he got it in the wealthy burbs.  Lol!



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174,618 I'm allowed to get mad at everyone. No one is allowed to get mad at me. That's my rule.



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174,617 I jokingly dared my wife to hook up with the two bartenders at a party we were at today, in a hotel where we know no one but the bride's mother, in a town where we don't know a soul. When she asked if I was sure, I said I'd be cool if she did. The party's over. The bar is closed  the bartenders closed out for the day and I can't find my wife. My secret?   I can't wait to hear about it!



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174,616 When my wife and I were having sex with the sole purpose of getting her pregnant, I had to think about Robin in order to cum in her.  Robin, that dirty little blonde who told me to leave my wife at home and meet her at the bar so she could suck my dick dry.  The woman who sent me the video of her fucking her boyfriend.  The woman who would call me so she could listen to me jerk off on the phone.  When I look at my two girls now, I know they're here because I was thinking of Robin when I came in my wife.



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174,615 I hired a young kid fresh out of college. During the interview process he told me he is related to Alexander Graham Bell. We work at a tech company. I thought this was cool. I told the big boss how we now have a relative of Alexander Graham Bell working here. The boss was thrilled. He mentioned it to some friends. The wife of a friend became interested. She does genealogy stuff. She checked it out. She told the big boss it wasn't possible. This embarrassed my boss. He let me know. Shit. Now I look like an idiot. Why do people lie. It fucks up everything. The new kid doesn't realize what a mess he caused. He should start looking for a new job.



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174,614 This is what happens when you put your own needs (even if unknowingly) before everything else. This is what happens when you put your faith in false remedies and fake friendships. The sun eventually sets on the carnival. People go home to bed and remember it the way they want to, or forget it altogether. I've been down this road. Reach out for something real. It's all I want in life. You showed me this. Thank you.



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174,613 I married my husband because he is a beautiful singer.

He rarely sings anymore though.



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174,612 Things are going amazingly well in my life right now! I can't help feeling like something amazingly BAD is about to happen :(



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174,611 Black children hardly ever get lice. Maybe white people are just that nasty.



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174,610 Head lice are HIGHLY contagious. Even rich kids with maids who clean everyday can get them.



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174,609 So sick of people being assholes.  What is with all the assholes in the world.  Fuck that.  Fuck you all.  Suck it.



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174,608 There is a lice outbreak at my son's school. It's funny to watch. A handful of moms are running around telling everyone how having lice isn't bad and it's not an indication that the student lives in a dirty home. Keep kidding yourselves ladies. First, thanks for spilling the beans that it's your child who has lice. Second, obviously your house if filthy. Clean households don't have lice. Skanks.



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174,607 When I tell my girlfriend I love her, I whisper it. It makes the words sound more intimate and sensitive. This is exactly the way I said it to my prior girlfriend and all the girlfriends before her. It's an act. I do it by design. It's like the way the male lead would say it in a movie. I think it makes me look more desirable. Hopefully my exes never get a chance to compare notes.



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174,606 You duped me into thinking you were a sweet & bubbly person. Then I find out you don't speak to any of your family members, neighbors or coworkers & that I am your "only" friend. That's when the bells & whistles went off. OMG now I know why!!! It's not them it's YOU!!!! You are truly wicked, nasty & downright fucking crazy!!!!  I don't contact you anymore because you depress, annoy & bore me to death with your constant nastiness & negativity about everything & everyone!!! You are in your 40s and do not have anyone in your life- not 1 single person except me & I'm done! The problem is YOU & YOU alone.  I will not be returning your calls.  Good luck & goodbye.



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174,605 I'm afraid of heights. I even get fearful when a scene in a movie shows someone high up on the side of a building or bridge. It's so dumb. It's a movie! Nothing bad can happen to me. But still my heart races.



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174,604 My husband can be such a doofus. We were at a party. Someone asked what one song defines you. People gave funny responses. Wild Thing. Afternoon Delight. The Lady Is A Tramp. Like A Virgin. Little Red Corvette.

All funny. All sexy. All with a clever hidden meaning.

My husband's answer. The Star Spangled Banner.

No one laughed. No one thought him clever or sexy. They walked away. The game was over.

This is my husband. He's a dork. He spoils everything. I've come to the conclusion I don't like him. No one else does either.



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174,603 Once my husband came home before me and found a bloodied pad in the middle of the living room floor. Apparently one of our cats took it out of the bathroom bin and was "playing" with it across the apartment, batting it around and sniffing it.  How embarrassing!



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174,602 I wish a woman would let me cum in her mouth. It's probably been 20 years since it last happened.



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174,601 Karma is real baby! Thank goodness!

I know this guy. He's an arrogant prick. A Wall Street bigshot who takes and takes. He's the guy who talks on his cell phone while driving. When in a restaurant, he complains about the food and refuses to pay. He parks in the handicap spot. He demands his kids be put in the game. Anything he wants, he takes.

Enter Karma. Nine years ago he was working at a large trading firm. The firm went belly up. He tells me he lost everything. Six million. Ha ha.

What does Mr. Arrogant do? He keeps on being a prick. His whole family keeps on being pricks. His wife? She randomly yells at people to get out of her way. His kids are well known as being the shool bullies. Mr.Arrogant starts his own trading company.  He gets himself into the financial news. Once again he starts making big money.

But Karma will not be denied. The SEC comes after Mr. Arrogant. Turns out he helped himself a little too much when bending the rules. He gets indicted. Then convicted. He has to pay a $7 million fine. It wipes him out again and then some.

I'm looking to see what Mr. Arrogant does next.  He's home now. No place to go. His company was shuttered. Will he keep his head down and grow some humility?

No matter. Karma is good. Karma is fair. If he dares to revamp his prickishness, Karma will find the time to get him again. I love Karma.



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174,600 This morning, while I was out of town while ,I got the "Dear John" email from my wife of 1.5 years. I guess it's no surprise now since we've been planning to separate for over a month , but it was still a shock to know that I'd never get to actually say goodbye in person.  I'm sure she had her reason for doing that , so the serenity prayer will help me accept that.

My initial response was shock, followed be immense relief , then acceptance. I was great until I got home to a cold, empty house. She took the pets as planned , but it still sucked knowing that my home was just an empty shell.  

Goodbye babygirl, I fucking loved the fucking fuck out of you but my heart knows, as does yours ,that it's time to move on and heal.  

I'm sorry that I was so fucked up at times , but now I know that I will be ok.  
I just hope you recover as quickly as possible. I told my story in AA tonight and I referred to you as my greatest addiction.  And got tremendous support from others who were going through the exact same thing.

I love you P. When you get better, drop me a line sometime and let's bless one another for  the love we had that is helping me get on the right track.

Only love.



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