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174,799 HERES WHATS WRONG WITH THE WORLD....and why we can't seem to fucking get a long....

New guy at work, sure he's a little slow but who doesn't get lost the first few days at work? He's actually quite smart. Anyways so manager that's been there 10+ years says, I don't fuckin understand why he doesn't get it. It's not that fucking hard. And she starts slamming shit having a cow because not everyone works like her. So then, she says, well maybe it's a language barrier? Maybe that's why they shouldn't let those Mexicans in? And I looked at her and said, seriously? He's not even from Mexico. I am. And I'm educated and apparently I'm good at my job according to you, so I'm sorry it can't be a language barrier. Maybe if you weren't so rude when training people? And she laughed and says yeah but not all Mexicans are like you. So I was like dude, you're Mexican you idiot! And she was like yeah but I'm white Mexican......



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I was speechless. And I walked away.



So then the next day, the coworker whom she was complaining about tells me. Well I know she doesn't like me? I'm trying you know? Maybe it's because she's gay? You know? Maybe it's a lesbian thing? And I was like holy shit, I'm gay and you and I get a long great! And I was like maybe it's the fact that I realize you're new. And I talk to you like an adult and not some fucking child. So he laughs and says he's sorry, but most "gays" he meets are rude and full of themselves. He says, not only do you not look gay....you don't act gay.

Once again, I'm speechless.


Wanna know why we can't get along? Because we don't bother to get to know eachother! Yeah and you idiots want trump for president? That'll solve everything America....



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174,798 Here is another secret:

You are the ONLY limitation to your own life. There is no END there is no START there is only BEING. infinite, cyclical, unending, and indefinable by you and my own feeble inadequate minds.

know that you own this, and will, forever...


So many young souls. So many.

I love you.



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174,797 Here's a secret - Life is not as bad as you think. Grab hold of yourself and make it right. If you are failing at something, try something else. If you want to do something, but are afraid of failure, you will never know if you can do it until you try.....



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174,796 To the girl with the big pussy lips :  my secret is those are my favorite kind !  I really dig the large inner lips.  Bummer for me - my wife barely has any.



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174,795 My boyfriend wants to have babies but not get married.  I don't understand this, babies are more of a commitment and more expensive.  I know he's not the type to get out, he's the opposite because his parents were divorced and he would never do that to his kid.  So it's not about him getting me pregnant and leaving.  when I ask, he says it costs too much to get married.  kids cost a lot more tho!!! and he loves me and wants me to move in and be with him all the time, so its not that he doesn't want to be with me.  so why not get married?



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174,794 Of course you are the Eye of Sauron. But, every time I say what's on my mind I seem to be adding another day to my sentence.

So, I walked that whisper back.



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174,793 I dream of sucking on your asshole and pussy



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174,792 I am fascinated by videos of boils or huge cysts being popped. I am amazed by the "stuff" that a human body can produce!



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174,791 If I am friendly to a guy and I see he starts getting too friendly, I get cold.  They keep getting closer but if you go cold it puts them off.



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174,790 I regret that I never got to express this big hard blackhead I could feel on my ex boyfriend's back, down around his hip...It's probably just still growing there, getting near to the size of a popcorn kernel

He was so fastidious about picking his nose...THAT was a turn off for me...but oh, how I wanted to get that blackhead!



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174,789 For the love of God, no one cares what anyone else thinks about Obama, Trump, Clinton, Cruz, or Sanders.  Honest to god - we don't.



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174,788 i crave you. I just don't say it or show you anymore.



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174,787 I crave you



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174,786 I've given up traveling outside the borders of the United States. Not worth the risk.



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174,785 Some people talk badly about Facebook. Not me. I like it. It lets me know who the idiots are. Before Facebook I'd bump into other moms in the grocery store. We'd have meaningless idle chatter. We were all friends. But now that I can see what they post on Facebook, OMG! The stupid things they say. The inability to spell. The racism. It opened my eyes. Thank you Facebook. You've given me a much better understanding of the people in my circles and which ones I will now fade out of my life.



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174,784 I know I said I'd give up in May but I don't think I will



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174,783 If you write that you're ugly on facebook, don't get mad when I press "like". You asked for it. Saying something bad about yourself on social media just makes you look so pathetic. What if others found you attractive, but then you start writing about all your physical flaws and they say, "wow! She/he is right!"?



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174,782 Yes , that's part of my deal with dating men I know have used prostitute servicesBR>
The pay to go way struck me

After my last mirage of a relationship fell apart, I heard all about how even when a relationship ends sexual desire doesn't.

He told me of how many times he fantasized that we could have a "strictly sexual relationship" ...Even outlined a scenario where he'd do his thing and then just go...No mention of getting me off or my pleasure...Ah, yes, from a wannabe Knight in Shining Armour to the real deal...no emotional labor included

So I went ahead with this discussion in that maybe there could be some kind of compensation in this for me as it seemed rather lop-sided...It spoke loudly to me that he made no mention of pleasure for me to be derived in return for giving him pleasure...and we hammered  out an agreement

Lots of Whatts App and a strange spontaneous visit to my home for a blow job for him

Sorry not sorry if my blowing you for money that day made you feel objectified the way you did me...I had a twisted kind of satisfaction in the idea that In doing so I may have  blown to smithereens all the good, kind, optimistic thoughts you had when we once fell in love...As you sure had mine. I was still twisted up in caring for you while hating you at the same time.

Besides your plethora of health problems, I hope you got that red ring around the head of your penis checked out

You were really right nasty in so many ways
I'll have to say more on that later



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174,781 There's this family. I don't know them. They live about a mile from me. I drive by his house everyday. I noticed the paint was peeling on his garage door. Hard not to notice, it was peeling in a big way and his house and garage door are very visible from the street. At first it annoyed me. I'd think hey buddy, get off your rump and paint that door. But then I began to notice him and his family. I'd see them going to church on Sundays, all dressed nice. I'd see the father come home from work, his kids rushing out to greet him in the driveway. Once there were a dozen cars parked in front of his house. Balloons were tied to his mailbox. It must have been his kid's birthday. I thought what a nice family. I kind of reasoned they just didn't have time to paint the garage door because they were so busy being good to one another. Wednesday afternoon before Thanksgiving I see them putting suitcases in the car. Ah, going away for dinner at grandma's I'll bet. It got me thinking... Thanksgiving morning I drive by. No cars in the driveway. Okay, for real, they must have gone away for the holiday. I rush home and return with all my painting equipment. Takes me two hours to sand down the door and repaint. I'm done before noon. I was half worried a suspicious neighbor would stop me. But no, it worked out fine. On the next Monday, their car was back in the driveway. I wish I could have seen their faces when they arrived home. I'll bet they were surprised. I don't know if it's related, but that week they tied a yellow ribbon around the tree in their front yard. Like the song? I dunno. But no matter, I pretend it's them saying thank you to whoever painted their garage door. You are very welcome!



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174,780 I really had fun in Bolivia.

-Georgette Fernandez ;)



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174,779 I make no one happy. I never have. I was always the outsider. Aloof. Alone. Outside of my family I don't think anyone ever thinks of me.



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174,778 I have been reading this website for many years now. It used to be a place where people posted actual deep secrets. It felt like a real community. Over the past two years or so, it has been less about secrets and more about making nasty posts that tear other people down. It's sad, this was once one of my favorite websites to read and now it's filled with hate. Jerks ruin everything nice.



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174,777 I don't want to sound mean. I'm trying to be helpful. Listen high school girls. You try out for the school musical. You can sing. You can act. But you are too heavy. What am I supposed to do with you? How can I make you the female lead? It wouldn't be believable. Again, I'm not trying to be mean. So many of you have excellent stage abilities. But if you are serious about acting, you need to lose the weight.



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174,776 Apple made the Apple TV remote so small just to get our fat asses moving once in awhile searching for that S.O.B



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174,775 In most relationships women love to boss around and criticize. It is what they live for. It is as if they feel so insecure and are so full of self-hate that they always must issue out an order,or if they're in a less positive mood - criticize the living shit out of a man. I have this feeling that women aren't completely satisfied until they've diminished a man's confidence level to a point of non-existence.



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174,774 I am so lucky. My wife is always willing to tell me what I'm doing wrong. Whether it's something at work, or what I order from a Chinese food menu, she's always on the ready to tell me how I screwed it up. Not many men get such personalized attention from their wives. Yep, lucky me.



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174,773 I am not angry.  I actually like semen.  I am not a crazy b*tch that is slowly killing her husband by withholding sex.  No mood swings.  Supportive to everyone around me.  AND, I am so happy with my life right now.  It really couldn't be any better!

47/f



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174,772 You knew from the beginning that I was looking for a life partner and marriage, not a sugar daddy.  Because that's what you've been acting like - just a sugar daddy.  Buying me stuff and expect sex, but don't give me any *real* connection outside of discussing the stuff YOU like. Pay no attention to my hobbies or participate in the things I like to do, like I have done for you.

No you just want someone to do stuff with and then trade sex for goodies.  Don't get me wrong, the sex was good, but you didn't have to give me stuff for it.

I wanted a life partner and all I got was a Sugar Daddy -- that's why I left. You're not interested in building a life -together-, you're not interested in personal growth and you certainly aren't even trying to improve your communication.

Yeah, you could promise marriage. But... basically you were just going to play Sugar Daddy until either you found someone you want more, or you got so debilitated that you'd need someone to take care of you.  That's when you'd propose - when your body is going downhill and no one else wants it.  Forget that!

I'm better than that. There are men around who want a partner.  I'm a good one. I helped you out with practically anything you needed.

It was the day I realized I didn't WANT to introduce you to the kind of people I hang out with on a regular basis.  You're too full of yourself and I find it embarrassing.  I know the truth is that you actually have low self-esteem - worse than mine has been - that's why the constant search for man-toys to make you feel better.  Good luck with that.

Rant over. See ya!



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174,771 Why is everyone so angry...



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174,770 You don't pay prostitutes to stay. You pay them to go away. I think that's why 'normal' women hate them. Why would a guy put up with all of your shit if he can pay a woman to give him what he wants and go away? Bonus points: Bring me a pizza & 6 pack!



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174,769 I go to bed at night HOPING for a fatal heart attack or brain embolism. All I want is non-existence.



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174,768 I could put on the same pair of pink plaid flannel pajama pants my ex-husband bought me as part of Christmas present years ago...though now the seams have worn threadbare over time...there is even a hole in the upper ass and 2 faded spots of menstrual blood on them from when my pad failed me that I'll try to remove again better next wash...This is Staying In Option 1...

Or I could get out of the "house clothes" (leggings and tee) I'm wearing right now and go play pool with the group I sometimes do...not as regularly as I should...As it helps my game and I always seem to feel better when I get out amongst these loud mouthed competitive brothers full of personality...music in the background and all that green...when I challenge myself to compete

And the chance of winning spurs me on and gives me energy....I surprise them, sometimes, with a good whooping...This is Option no 2: Get Your Ass Out Instead of Staying Up In The House Even Though This Gal Is Made For Loving And Is Missing A Man To Get Freaky With On The Regular Right Now



Here's to option number 2...Cos sometimes pool is better than sex...especially these dry days
And especially when I win



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174,767 I'm so embarrassed by my pussy. It looks used. It has too big of lips. It looks puffy like I have fucked a bunch of guys, but I have only had sex with two men. It's ironic. I never really fucked around and had fun because I am embarrassed of my pussy, which looks like an old battered whore cunt regardless



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174,766 I like having come inside me. It's intimate.



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174,764 When I was in college I lived in the "french house". This was a special dorm where all 40 or so students spoke french while in the building. Kind of fun.

There was a kitchen in the basement. Late one evening I was down there making dinner for me and my girlfriend. We usually had the place to ourselves. We started to get a little frisky. We both ended up bottomless and I was doing her while she was bent over the dining table.

At the last second we heard someone coming down the stairs. We both quickly sat down. Our backs were to the wall. The table was in front of us covering up our bare butts.

It was a woman who also lived in the house. She proceeded to make a cup of tea while talking to us. Our clothes were at our feet under the table. Neither of us could reach down and put them on because she was right there. So we sat and talked for 20 minutes. The woman had no idea we were naked on our bottom half.



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174,763 I love a man that is okay with a little bit of semen. I love to be kissed when he goes down on me the same way I love it when he leans in for a kiss after I've had his cock in my mouth. Be confident!



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174,762 I'm too lazy to shower everyday.



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174,761 I basically never want to fuck men. I do it sometimes. I used to tolerate former boyfriends fucking me. These days I put up with my husband fucking me (well sometimes) just to keep the peace. But I never want to do it. Men, think about what you are asking of women. This foul smelling goop comes out a hole in your body, the same hole where pee comes from. You deposit this slime inside me where it festers all night. Then it's my problem to clean it out and smell wholesome for work the next day. Would you like semen in you all night? Would you like to have it up your rectum? Would you like to swallow semen? I've never met a man who likes his own semen. Now think of how much worse to have to eat a stranger's semen. And it can get me pregnant. And it can give me a disease. Men make no mistake. I don't want to fuck you. I tolerate you. And just barely.



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174,760 As a conservative, my opinion of Obama isn't very popular among my fellow conservatives.  I think he could have been dynamic and move this country forward, but he picked the wrong advisors.  He picked advisors who were left wing ideologues, people who were more interested in promoting their ideology rather than common sense.  Instead of people who would say, "Maybe both sides have something to contribute," they decided on ideological war, and Obama went along with them.  Now we have super unaffordable health care and race riots, and he's acting like a lame duck.  But I never thought he was a bad man, or even stupid.



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174,759 You can't just be nice to men out of humanity or kindness. Nine out of ten think you want to fuck them. Sad but true.



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174,758 My secret.... Most times the Obama haters really are jealous of his success.



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174,757 If the second interview goes okay tomorrow, I could get an offer by Tuesday and submit my resignation the next day.  I could be out of here a week later.  My life could be better in two weeks... I just have to survive until then.



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174,756 I hate how some people always have a pat answer on why things can't change. I suggest an improvement at work. I get shot down and told "But we've always done it this way."

We live in a close minded world. No changes allowed. Everything must remain the way it has always been. Suggestions are bad.

Jeez!



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174,755 My secret is that I don't give a fuck. about anything. Yet I have a job that demands I am caring and concerned and involved and sometimes it takes so much out of me that upon clocking out and coming home I have to sit down in complete and utter silence for hours on end.



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174,754 Where's the justice?

Trump's campaign manager pulls a woman away from Trump because she's violating his personal space. He gets arrested.

A black female student in California repeatedly pushes a male student and yanks at him because he is white and has dreadlocks. Why hasn't she been arrested?

America, why do you tolerate this secret - that laws are not applied equally in our country!



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174,753 You can't be friendly to a man without him thinking you want him.



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174,752 Yup. Just more and more reasons to kill myself.



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174,751 Obama is truly an amazing president. Here's just some of the things he's accomplished :

1) First President to be photographed smoking a joint.

2) First President to apply for college aid as a foreign student, then deny he was a foreigner.

3) First President to have a social security number from a state he has never lived in.

4) First President to preside over a cut to the credit-rating 3 times!, of the United States.

5) First President to violate the War Powers Act.

6) First President to be held in contempt of court for illegally obstructing oil drilling in the Gulf of Mexico.

7) First President to require all Americans to purchase a product from a third party.

8) First President to spend a trillion dollars on “shovel-ready” jobs when there was no such thing as “shovel-ready” jobs.

9) First President to abrogate bankruptcy law to turn over control of companies to his union supporters.

10) First President to by-pass Congress and implement the Dream Act through executive fiat.

11) First President to demand a company hand-over $20 billion to one of his political appointees.

12) First President to tell a CEO of a major corporation (Chrysler) to resign.

13) First President to terminate America's ability to put a man in space.

14) First President to cancel the National Day of Prayer and to say that America is no longer a Christian nation.

15) First President to have a law signed by an auto-pen without being present.

16) First President to arbitrarily declare an existing law unconstitutional and refuse to enforce it.

17) First President to threaten insurance companies if they publicly spoke out on the reasons for their rate increases.

18) First President to tell a major manufacturing company in which state it is allowed to locate a factory.

19) First President to file lawsuits against the states he swore an oath to protect (AZ, WI, OH, IN).

20) First President to withdraw an existing coal permit that had been properly issued years ago.

21) First President to actively try to bankrupt an American industry (coal).

22) First President to fire an inspector general of AmeriCorps for catching one of his friends in a corruption case.

23) First President to appoint 45 czars to replace elected officials in his office.

24) First President to surround himself with radical left wing anarchists.

25) First President to golf more than 150 separate times in his five years in office.

26) First President to hide his birth, medical, educational and travel records.

27) First President to win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing NOTHING to earn it.

28) First President to go on multiple “global apology tours” and concurrent “insult our friends” tours.

29) First President to go on over 17 lavish vacations, in addition to date nights and Wednesday evening White House parties for his friends paid for by the taxpayers.

30) First President to have personal servants (taxpayer funded) for his wife.

31) First President to keep a dog trainer on retainer for $102,000 a year at taxpayer expense.

32) First President to fly in a personal trainer from Chicago at least once a week at taxpayer expense.

33) First President to repeat the Quran and tell us the early morning call of the Azan (Islamic call to worship) is the most beautiful sound on earth.

34) First President to side with a foreign nation over one of the American 50 states (Mexico vs Arizona).

35) First President to order a secret amnesty program that stopped the deportation of illegal immigrants across the U.S., including those with criminal convictions.

36) First President to tell the military men and women that they should pay for their own private insurance because they “volunteered to go to war and knew the consequences.”

37) Then he was the First President to tell the members of the military that THEY were UNPATRIOTIC for balking at the last suggestion.

38) my favorite .. First President to be called a pussy on live national TV...(Col.Ralph Peters)



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174,750 Do You Still Love me L.....?



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174,749 Fuck you Obama. And Fuck congress.
I pay out the ass for medical coverage because I make too much for help. And then the miscarriage happened. My bills are piling up. And now the insurance that I mandated to have is going to cancel because I could not afford a back payment for the time I had off. How much is that back payment? $186. Not much right... Not much if rent wasn't $900, electric was jacked up on some hidden fees to over $150, gas is $70. I have to buy gasoline for my car too, and pay on the medical bills that aren't covered because I lost my baby which they don't tell you it can cost you $1k. So I'm telling my two babies, I'm sorry we don't have peanut butter, because I can not afford your fucking healthcare that covers not enough. Fuck you. This is not accessible health care this mandated debt. FUCK YOU.



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174,748 I saw the hit musical Hamilton the night it opened. While I admire the idea of teaching many people about history, I absolutely hated the show. I thought it was a complete bastardization of the life of Alexander Hamilton, who was a fascinating character who deserves much better than this drivel. The actors were horrid, the music was absolutely atrocious and the whole thing dragged on. Ugh.



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174,747 I'm overreacting. I'm reading too much into it. I'm tired and sick and stressed out, and you're busy, and that's all. Right?

... Please talk to me.



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174,746 Nothing worse than sitting next to a smelly person on an airplane.



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174,745 A major point of common core was to give every student in the country the same standardized test. Then the students could be accurately compared. We could tell who needed more work. But a secret the common core cheerleaders fail to tell anyone, in the 50 states, 29 different tests are being used. Kinda defeats the purpose of common core. What a bust. Get rid of this nonsense.



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174,744 My boyfriend seems to want to be together all the time.  I like being with him but i don't always wanna be with him.  Does that mean i don't love him?  i've heard people saying love is wanting to be with that person all the time, and i don't feel like that.  but i think of him all the time. Maybe it has to do with the fact that i don't feel totally safe.  A couple of weeks ago i was giving him oral and naked, and he got mad at something and started yelling at me.  i think it was because he knew i was gonna leave soon, and he didn't want me to go.  So he got mad.  But he doesn't even know what set him off, we weren't arguing or even talking.  So i was naked below him sucking him and all that stuff happens, maybe he's sick of not seeing me as much as he'd like, but is that really the time to blow up?  Who does that? He used to do stuff like that before, a long time ago, if he was mad at something and we were fooling around it he would still blow up at what he was angry about.



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174,743 I don't think Trump actually wants to be President. He just wanted to show how messed up the system is. He succeeded. The icing on his cake will be when the GOP doesn't nominate him, even though he received the most votes. Hopefully the American public will then abandon the political parties. People need to think for themselves.



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174,742 I don't watch the news anymore. I can't. Too sad. Bad things happening to good people.



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174,741 I once had my asshole eaten out by a drunk fat girl. She left her husband and came to my room, she licked my asshole, I fucked her cunt and kicked her out of my room. I always wondered what happen to her.



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174,740 Transgender guy (female-to-male) here. Not a drama queen, not doing it for attention.  You wouldn't know I was transexual if you saw me in the street.  I don't want to use the ladies' room, you don't want me to use the ladies' room.  Please stop supporting laws saying I have to. There have been 0 documented cases of straight guys trying to use women's bathrooms saying that they're transexual.

My secret: while I was in transition, before I was legally male but after I looked manly enough for a cop to kick me out of a women's bathroom, I pissed myself because I couldn't find anywhere safe to pee.



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174,739 My BPD partner was so busy testing and retesting my faithfulness, that she seemed completely unfaithful herself. There was a sweet side to her. I would have never wasted my time with her in the first place if there wasn't. I wish there hadn't been a sweet side. I wasted so much time thinking that it could work out and believing that we were close. Neither was the case. The gaslighting made me believe all sorts of things that weren't true, like, I'm a terrible cheating liar, and, she would follow me to the ends of the earth. I couldn't live with those extremes, not to mention all of the violent outbursts and cruelty. It made it somehow seem like we were closer than we really were after plowing through so much drama. I'm too old for that b.s. Maybe she's better now. I don't know. She didn't follow me to the ends of the earth. She went away like that song by Gotye. At least there is a bright side. It's difficult to imagine myself getting wrapped up in anything as monumentally fake as this ever again.



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174,738 No plans at the moment but I'm sure I'll get divorced one day. Statistics say so. When it finally happens I'm going to tell my husband I slept with his best friend. I didn't. But it will be my little parting gift to a paranoid control freak.



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174,737 I don't know what to do. My husband blames me not having a kid yet. I am yet to turn 30. I am over weight, but doctors told I can have a kid. My husband has sex with me once a month and I am being blamed for not having a kid. I do like him. And to the world it appears that we are a extremely happy couple. Even he doesn't know what I feel.I don't have the guts to get out of this marriage. I have tried so hard to lose weight. It's not happening. Now I don't even feel like.
If I lose weight then he has sex with me more often, I won't be able to take that. I do have my self esteem. I don't know what to do.
I wish there was a easier way out. Like a bus hitting me or heart failure.
Why is life like this.



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174,736 Obama was the cancer of this country. It would be even worse if Clinton or Sanders become POTUS. Obama tried to turn this country into socialistic country,they'll try to finish what he started. He's a type A politician - superficially charming with nothing to back it up.



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174,735 i wish ebola wud have done more damage in this country. time to cull the herd. if nothing else it wud have given us a common enemy. we need a common enemy to end all the crap going on.



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174,734 In the past few years, so many webpages have become unusable. The many advertisers want to show videos of their product. I can end up with six video trying to load simultaneously. It bogs my machine down to the point where it hangs for several minutes. How fucking stupid. They want me to buy their product, and to win me over they hang my machine? It makes me hate these selfish advertiser and never buy their product.

My secret solution, I've turned off Adobe. The ads can no longer run. My webpages load much faster now and my machine doesn't get hung. But fuck you advertisers. You guys are so dumb.



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174,733 Why isn't anyone calling out Ted Cruz's camp for posting naked pictures of Trump's wife? Really, a presidential campaign posted naked pictures of a woman and that's okay? Women, are you buying this? A presidential candidate is posting porn and you are okay with it?



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174,732 Fuck politics.



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174,731 And you know I am...



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174,730 I personally know six people who went to prison. I never thought I traveled in those circles. I have a grad degree. I worked in high powered top notch firms. But sure enough my rich colleagues broke laws and went to jail. Just goes to show that people are people. Whether you rob liquor stores, or rob hedge funds, it's the same human nature, just different opportunities.



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174,729 When I was in my late twenties I worked in an office with a bunch of guys and a couple of secretaries. Four of us guys used to hang out together after work and have drinks. One evening I couldn't make it. As a plan b, they asked one of the secretaries to join them. They all got drunk and ended up back at one guy's apartment. They had a foursome. The three guys poked the secretary in every hole. They had pictures to prove it. I have always regretted missing out on this day. I would have loved to be in an orgy. As it stands now I'm a boring middled aged married man and the chances of any more sex escapades are long gone. My one chance and I missed it.



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174,728 I think the whole world, not just america, will miss President Obama.



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174,727 In a world full of assholes....



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174,726 Anyone who thinks this election cycle is bad, read your history books. This countries history is that of violence and hatred. We became a country because of suppression, violence and hate. You think Clinton Vs Sanders, or Trump vs Cruz is bad.... look at the elections of the 1800's, early 1900's....Depending on who makes the cut, things will be the same. Just a personal secret... I think after all said and done, this country is really going to miss President Obama. Look at the reactions and the faces he was making with the kids on Easter egg hunt ....you think Trump is going to do that...hahahaha no way.



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174,725
I think we are all winning. We all hate each other and it brings me joy. We are so righteous. It is all hate. To me hate comes from being righteous and truthful. Islam is horrid,you don't notice Christian bombers,or Buddhist,etc. Trans is not okay,you're changing what you were born with,the same way plastic surgery isn't okay. Gay is not okay,it goes against biology,all beings exist to reproduce,it goes against the most fundamental columns of life. Jews are not okay,2% of the population is represented in 50% of the American elite,they're greedy little cunning bastards that would sell their mother's soul for a bit of money. Black? They're okay,but they do make up 80% of the prisons in America,really makes you think about their mentality. Mentally ill? Aren't okay,it says in the name even. Immigrants? They're okay as long as they've come legally in the country. Oh my god. We all live under the same sun. We've fucked up with too much liberal shit. Badly. Now, lets all fight for justice.



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174,724 I feel like a lot of bordeline, namely women, get a bad rep here on cavecanum. I never said anything before but yes it is true that some sufferers have those abusive behaviours towards their spouses and people around them but I can tell you that the most amazing woman I've ever been with was diagnosed with bpd. All I can say was that she was the most caring, genuine, honest person and nobody has ever taken such good care of my kids like she did (I had already had children when we started seeing each other). Besides having that beautiful nurturing personality she also knew exactly how to always keep me on my toes asking for more. The sex was mind-blowing (and i've been with over 100 women) and she was intelligent and just so much fun to be around with. We ended up splitting after two years together when my job forced me to move to Vancouver. It's been 7 years and I never heard anything from her again. Biggest regret of my life was leaving her side. My point is, not every bpd is manipulative and abusive. In fact, it probably just means you're dating a stuck up bitch, and everyone can be a stuck up and a bitch.



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174,723 Anderson Cooper treats us with yet another hysterical Trump related remark!



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174,722 I think we are all losing. We all hate each other and it scares me. We are so intolerant. It is all hate. To me hate comes from being intolerant and uneducated. Islam is not bad. Trans is ok. Gay is ok. Jews are ok. Black? Is ok. Mentally ill? Ok Immigrants ok too. Oh my god. We all live under the same sun. We're fucking up. Badly. Now, lets all hug it out.



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174,721 My heart goes out to anyone who feels trapped in the wrong body.  I can't imagine the pain, suffering and insecurity they must feel.

At the same time, I don't want penises in the women's locker room or bathroom.  I'm a 6Ɖ" bearded guy who could walk into any locker room  and claim to be a woman.  Would it excite me as a hetero male?  Totally but it would be just wrong.  Will some pervert have the same morals as I do?  Most probably not.

I understand that it is important to transgendered people that they be recognized and treated as the sex they wish to assume.   The problem is the gigantic loophole that is created with these ordinances being passed.

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The man who sponsored the recent transgendered bathroom law in Charlotte that the NC legislature nullified?  CONVICTED PEDOPHILE AND REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER.  So there is that..



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174,720 People who freak out about transgender individuals need to go read up on biology. There are many species that are two genders or can switch between one and the other depending on various factors. It's just as natural as being one single gender. Transgendered individuals are people too, stop trying to divide the human race yet another time.

I don't think there is a single transgendered individual who would willingly go through all of the emotional and physical pain, not to mention the stigma and constantly fearing for their lives, just because they're looking for attention. It is the people who slander these individuals who are the ones looking for attention. Anyone who does that should be committed, as they clearly have way more issues than someone who is just trying to be okay with themselves and their body.



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174,719 I can't stand Taylor Swift, the Beatles, the Rolling Stones or AC/DC



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174,718 A niece has a male friend who was a childhood playmate.  A popular pastime was to play "dress up" in ladies' clothes.  My relatives were patient and tolerant, to their credit. Flash forward to young adulthood.  Our niece now has a very nice girl-pal.  Her friend is a lovely person, and doing hormones and may have had reassignment surgery by now.

Also, another relative was a doctor who delivered babies and then worked in Emergency Rooms. He said that it was more common than one might think that babies had genetalia of both sexes. At delivery or soon after, they'd have to make a "best guess" of the dominant gender, and make adjustments.

I do not think that all transgendered people are only seeking attention.



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174,717 I'm going to buy a few guns and plenty of ammo for protection. I'm afraid the U.S.A. will never recover from this presidential election. There is too much bad blood. Too many lies. Too much injustice. No matter who wins, the other side will cast it in a cloud of suspicion. There will be protests leading to riots leading to chaos. Time to prepare.



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174,716 Here's the deal: American politics has a fourth branch of government, unofficially. The press reports issues. People pay attention. They couldn't give a fuck less about emails, and you don't put your unwelcomed hands on a woman. It's as clear as that.



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174,715 I'm still in love with you.



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174,714 Sex to me isn't about the joy of an orgasm. It's about wanting someone to want me. When a woman allows me access to her body, it's like I passed a test. I must be an okay person. I must be desirable. I must be worthy. I love this feeling more than the pleasure of cumming.



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174,713 My favorite TV is Lost In Space. Nothing has even beaten it.



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174,712 Politics in this country has taken a new low. I didnt think it possible.

Hillary has done so much shit. The email debacle being a prime example. Nothing bad happens to her though. She's free as a bird.

But Trump's campaign manager gets arrested for assault because some poor sad wittle innocent woman was pulled away from Trump after grabbing his arm. She lies saying she was almost thrown to the ground. How the fudge is this grounds for an arrest warrant. Its not. Its politics at their worst.

Meanwhile Hillary walks free.

I tell you, they aint gonna stop coming after Trump. They are scared shitless he will win and shut them all down. Arresting his campaign manager is just the start.

I dont put it past them to assassinate Trump. You wait and see.



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174,711 I dated this chick. She seemed nice at first. We went on a few dates. Then somewhere around the 3rd of 4th date, meaning sex hadn't happened yet, she calls me up and bitches out at me because of something totally stupid. On the prior date I asked where she grew up. It was no big deal. She asked where I grew up. I told here and described the town a little. I asked where she grew up. She answered. I didn't give it a second thought. But here she was calling me to complain I asked about her childhood. She said it was none of my business and she felt pressured to answered. She said if this relationship was to go anywhere I need to stop prying into her life. She was really angry about it.

In a way, I'm thankful. She was revealing what a whack job she was. I wanted nothing to do with this wingnut. I apologized to her on the phone. She accepted and then tried to arrange our next date. I told her I had to check something out first and I'd call her back. I lied. I never called her again.  

She called a few more times over the next few hours. I let them all go to voicemail. In one of those calls she apologized for complaining that I asked about her childhood. She said she now realizes she was making a big deal out of nothing. Then in her final call she started yelling again that I wasn't calling her back.

I'm so pleased I dodged this bullet. Who knows. Maybe she is the same woman you eventually married. If so, I feel bad for you bro.



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174,710 Dude, fuck the house. Divorce her now.



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174,709 It is amazing how many men write here about their abusive wives but have no idea they are describing textbook behaviors of a person with borderline personality disorder. Unfortunately whether they know or not, it's too late. Thinking about divorce.....the current crazy behavior is just the calm before the storm.



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174,708 I received a spam email about buying burial insurance. How did they know what I was thinking....



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174,707 She gets a parking ticket because she was too lazy to leave the restaurant and put a quarter in the meter. Not only that, she hides the ticket and pays it with a little used checking account hoping I'd never find out.

But I did find out. I saw the canceled check in the bank statement. I simply asked her what it was for. I thought maybe it was a car registration fee.

In response, she screams I'm abusive. I'm manic. I'm a control freak. I'm a stalker. I'm weird. I'm a creep. I'm sexually obsessed.

Like what?

Clearly she is embarrassed she got a ticket. She can't handle being embarrassed. Therefore all blame must be put on me.

You have to love how that works. She gets a parking ticket. This means I'm the worst person in the world.

Please God, I need to get this house sold so I can divorce her. I'm a good person being victimized everyday by my wife. I really need this to be over. I'm so patient with her abusive behavior. But I can't hold on forever.



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174,706 If we made a big deal every time a bombing happens in Turkey everybody's profile picture would have Turkey's flag on it constantly.

It's not surprising when it happens in Pakistan or Turkey. You expect it to happen because it happens all the time.

Is it sad? For sure. But people get desensitized by hearing about it in the news every day. This doesn't happen in Belgium every day.



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174,705 "I was jolted backwards. Someone had grabbed me tightly by the arm and yanked me down. I almost fell to the ground. But was able to maintain my balance. Nonetheless, I was shaken... campaign managers aren't suppose to forcefully try to throw reporters to the ground"

I don't think the reporter realized there was a video of the incident. It doesn't show the reporter being forcefully thrown to the ground. NOT AT ALL.

Where's the outrage? Where's the condemnation of the reporter's original statement?

I can see why Donald hates the media. We should all hate the media.



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174,704 I'll tell you what really fucking bugs me about the Brussels incident - the non-Belgian people jumping on the pitty bandwagon. It just comes off as extremely self-serving to me.

69 people were killed on Easter in Lahore, Pakistan. Nobody changed their profile pictures to the Pakistani flag. Nobody started the hashtag #JeSuisPakistan or more accurately #LahoreMeinHoon.

Before that and Brussels, there was a bombing in Ankara, Turkey. But there were still no #BenAnkara hashtags on social media nor were there anyone changing their profile pictures to the Turkish flag. So not only does it seem to be Western bias, but also selective caring. Americans weren't affected by Lahore or Ankara, so therefore nobody cares.

To all those jumping on the #JeSuisBruxelles bandwagon - fuck off. Seriously. Your black-yellow-and-red tricolor Facebook icon doesn't do shit for them. Furthermore, unless you had family out there or know friends that were personally affected by this incident, you have no right to be acting as though this affected to you. It didn't happen to you.

These people don't want your solidarity, they want to feel fucking secure again.



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174,703 When will that blonde dumbass Taylor Swift realize that Rhode Island doesn't give a single shit about her?

She's a fucking celebrity worth millions of dollars; having her own a mansion here does nothing but provide us with bragging rights and promote tourism with her brain-dead fans. All she is to us is a money maker. Of course we're going to be nice and welcoming to her - it's an elaborate tactic to get her to bring us money, to turn her into a tourist attraction.

Trust me, I've lived here my entire life. Barely anything exciting happens here in this tiny ass state. Swift always was and always will be a bargaining campaign to my state. The "Cooler and Warmer" fuckery isn't gonna cut it.



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174,702 I worked with this woman at a well known computer company. We were both programmers and shared an office. I wasn't married. She was. But it didn't stop us from being very friendly and joking around with each other. For example, I'd be heading over to the cafeteria to pick up lunch. She'd ask me to get her a sandwich and she'd try to hand me money. I'd tell her no charge, she could just blow when me I came back. That kind of thing. All in good fun. It was just meaningless teasing banter. Of course she didn't blow me.

One day we were talking about whatever. She said something teasingly snippy. I told her she needed to get laid, it would put her in a better mood. Without skipping a beat she said she had just gotten laid that morning. I jokingly called her a liar. She said she was being serious, she and her husband did it a few hours earlier. She said I could lick her pussy and see for myself. I said okay.

But remember, this was just idle talk. Or so I thought.

She questioned me more. She asked if I'd really lick her pussy with her husband's semen in there. I said sure but only if her pussy tasted sweet. She said her pussy always tastes great. This conversation went back and forth for a few minutes. I could tell she was really intrigued. Then I told her there was only one way to find out for sure if I'd do it.  

She got up and locked our office door. She stood in front of me and asked how we should do this. I told her to slip her panties off under her skirt. She did. I told her to lean back on the edge of my desk and open her legs. She did. I moved in, lifted her skirt and licked her pussy.

I had never even seen her pussy before. For all our joking, we had never done anything before. But here I was with my face between her legs. She sounded like she was going to die.

After a few good licks, I smacked my lips and asked what was for dessert. We both laughed. She pulled her panties back on and we continued on with our day just like normal except that every now and then she'd turn to me and say wow. That was the funnest day I ever had at work.



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174,701 I tell a woman whatever it takes to get in her pants. I think nothing of lying to her, patronizing her, falsely empathizing with her. She can be 30 years old, working at McDonalds and living with her parents, and I'll make up some crap about how wonderful she is for staying close to home. She can be dog ugly and I'll tell her she's exotically beautiful. She can be 300 pounds and I'll compliment her for being true to herself. It's all bull shit. She's a fat cow. But she's a fat cow with a pussy and I desperately want to stick my dick in her pussy, so I lie about anything and everything until she gets my rocks off.

Afterwards I feel like shit. I realize how pathetic I am. I swear I'll never stoop so low again. But by the next day. I feel the need and I start lying all over again.



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174,700 I live in the city and visit the area around Lincoln Center relatively frequently. It wasn't that you were a terror threat, the security guards were just being assholes. Give them an ounce of "power" and it goes to their heads. They wouldn't let me take my 86 year old white-as-fuck grandmother inside! Next time you visit New York, take your daughter to Julliard, it's right next door.



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