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174,899 I just finished fucking my wife in the ass. Now she is off to teach religion to a bunch of elementary school kids.



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174,898 I'm actually not all that into you in some ways, either.



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174,897 i will never understand why my boyfriend is such a whore. He probably only cares to get off. He lied to me and went out to the strip club on his lunch break? then when i ended with him he ended up taking a stripper home?! wtf i hate this world i hate it i hate people how can they be so effed off.



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174,896 There is nothing wrong with sex and sluts don't exist



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174,895 My sister doesn't know this, but once mom and dad are dead and the estate is settled, I will never talk to her again.



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174,894 Why are girls such whores? Seriously though this bothers me. My girlfriend has been with like 20+ dudes in a 2 year period, most of them she didn't even like. This is disgusting why sleep with someone you're not even that attracted to?



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174,893 Michael still hasn't visited me. I guess he's too busy to fulfill fan requests. I always knew we weren't friends but I guess I figured a few minutes for old times sake...



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174,892 Sometimes I feel so grateful I could burst but underneath it now is the knowledge of how much you loathe me. I feel crazy.



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174,891 Love is so painful



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174,890 I'm a bit lax about the safe sex thing. When I have intercourse with a man I'm kinda okay that he doesn't were a condom as long as he pulls out. When I'm performing oral sex on a man, and I can tell he's about to ejaculate, I pull my face back a few inches from his penis while continuing to stroke him. I keep my mouth open like I want him to shoot in there. Usually his semen ends up on my cheeks or chin or my boobs but sometimes a squirt ends up in my mouth. Not exactly safe sex!



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174,889 I cheat on my boyfriend a couple times a year. Nothing against my boyfriend. But I'll be somewhere. I'll meet a guy. I'll go home with him. It's not a big thing from my point of view. But my boyfriend would probably die if he found out.



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174,888 I am still kind of suicidal



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174,887 I had an amazing weekend for the first time in a long time. Then on Monday I went back to my shitty life and abysmal marriage. I actually felt worse going back than I would have if everything just continued to suck constantly.

The greatest tragedy in my life is not being able to go back 7-8 years and re-do everything. I've made an astonishing amount of poor and unlucky choices that have gotten me to this point :(



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174,886 I just want to float underwater



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174,885 I don't understand the anti-gun Jews in the U.S. Feinstein, Bloomberg, Schumer, Lieberman, what the fuck, Jews?  Remember a guy named Hitler and the little party he threw for you after he took all of your guns away?  I seriously don't understand that.



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174,884 I was in an abusive relationship. I got out, but only after the fire was fully involved. Not everyone has the courage (or the security) to do what I did. I'm incensed by the insensitivity toward abuse victims, especially when it comes from someone who has NEVER been there. I wish people would find compassion.



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174,883 I have a cousin who lives in Austria. I last saw him when we were both 15 or thereabouts. When I was 35, out of the blue he sent me an email. He said a woman (age 28) living in his town was traveling to New York City for a week. (I live in New York City.) He asked if there was any way I could meet her at the airport so she wouldn't be completely alone when she arrives. I said sure, I'd be glad to meet her and drive her into the city.

I asked where she was staying. He named a hotel by the George Washington Bridge on the Jersey side. He said it was the best price she could find. I wrote back saying no no no. They aren't hotels over there. They are prostitution joints. You can't let a young lady stay there. I offered for her to stay in the spare bedroom in my apartment.

She arrived on a Saturday morning. I met her coming off the plane. Very pretty. Very pleasant. I drove her into Manhattan and got her settled in my apartment.

I usually work through the weekends (lawyer that I am), but I thought what the heck, she was so nice that I took her to lunch. She asked how to get to various sites like Times Square and MOMA. I started telling her, but thought you know what, I've been working so hard for years, maybe I should take her to these places and give myself a vacation for the day. So that's what I did.  We ended up hanging out the entire day and then going to dinner.

Next morning I took her to breakfast and then more sightseeing. For the afternoon I bought half price tickets to Les Mis. Then another fun restaurant. I was really getting into this. It felt like I lived in the greatest city in the world, but never took advantage of it because I was always working so much. I never spent any money on me or anyone else going out to fun places. But here was a perfect opportunity. I got to treat a pretty girl to all these wonderful events.

She was turning out to be a great time. She was witty and quirky. She'd tell me funny tales of her life in backwoods Austria and how she longed to do something more than work at the local bookshop in her tiny town. That's why she came to New York City. She wanted to see the world. She admitted she was a little depressed, caught in a traditional life predefined for her by her family. And even if it was only for a week, she wanted and needed to leave it all behind, if for nothing else, then just to say she did, as least for a little while.

Our romp around New York continued. I had to work during the day, but in the evenings I took her places. We went to the ballet, Carnegie Deli, Chinatown, NYU. We rode the subway, the Circle Line, and the Staten Island Ferry. We went to the Blue Note and to see Blue Man Group. It was an insider's week long tour of everything New York. And she was a great audience. So gracious. So happy. I could tell she was loving it.

Friday we went to the New York Philharmonic. It was her final night. I was to drive her to the airport the next morning. I was going to miss her.

Back home after the concert, she hugged me and said thank you for everything. We said goodnight and headed off to our separate bedrooms.

A few minutes later my door opened. It was her. She came in and stood there next to my bed staring at me. Ten seconds went by. She didn't say anything. She just stared. Then she pulled off her nightgown and climbed into bed next to me.

What followed was the most intense sexual encounter I've ever felt. We did it all. But more important, I truly liked her. I've never done that before -- truly liked a woman so completely before having sex. It was golden.

Next morning. I drove her to the airport. She kissed me goodbye, got on the plane, and was gone.

On the drive back in the city, I remember being so happy, so satisfied. It was a glorious week for both of us. She left knowing she had a perfect worldly vacation. And I had a perfect human encounter.

An addendum to this story.  The next day I received an email from my cousin. He thanked me for helping out. He said the woman couldn't say enough good things about her trip and about the way I took care of her. Then he said one more thing which really threw me. He said he was passing along a huge thank you from.... her husband.

HER HUSBAND? I had no idea she was married. None. No one ever mentioned she was married. Not her and not my cousin.  

That speech she made about her depression because of her predefined traditional life in a small town - now I got it. She was married into that life. She was stuck there because she had a husband. Oh.

Not that it changed anything. Our connection was still real. If anything, it made the final night even more special. A married woman got naked and climbed into my bed. Wow.

That was probably the best thing that's ever happened to me.



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174,882 Hillary might be a corrupt liar and Trump a racist demagogue but at least they're not having a known terrorist sympathizer introduce them at their rally like Bernie Sanders did. That's right, in 2016 a Presidential candidate (who is freaking Jewish) is associating with someone who would happily see Jews wiped off the face of the earth.

As far as I am concerned, Bernie is engaging in treason. I will be spending the months until the election campaigning for anyone but Bernie, because if he becomes President it will be the true death of America. If someone still supports Bernie after the stunt he just pulled (forget his cataclysmic economic policies, zero foreign policy experience and abysmal record,  which includes major flip flopping and being funded by the same people he rails on Hillary for), then they are officially an idiot.

Trump or Hillary, they're two sides of the same coin and it won't really matter which one becomes President, but if we see President Bernie be prepared to be speaking Russian, Chinese or Arabic very soon.



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174,881 I just talked to such a nice guy on omegle. Thank you so much for letting me clear my head. I can't stop smiling :)



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174,880 Here is my honest opinion....I have zero opinions on any of these concerns pertaining to the election. I am 58 years old, have a 23 year old looking to replace me for less money. I have 7 years until I can retire. Sorry Bernie supporters, but I want Wall Street to keep surviving. My retirement is in wall street. My saving account in a bank gives me .01% return... need to keep money in wall street... my pension, yes pension....(lucky to have it) is in wall street, and is surviving there too... My kids are grown, my house payments are being made..... I am sorry, but I don't care if your kids go to college for free. I paid for my kids to go, so can you. I don't care if you have to pay for healthcare, I have been paying for it for years, still have on kid on it until he is past 25. I don't care if Hillary is taking money from every wall street, fossil fuel industry, etc, because we all use them. We all are not hybrid driving, solar panel using, wind turbine using people. Quit being a snarky bunch, because you are all driving to the Bernie Rallies in your BMW's, your kids are sitting on their asses watching cable, using play stations, ipads, etc... You cry and scream at the TV how bad it is... stop being hypocrites. You so called democrats have zero idea what a democrat is.



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174,879 My husband and I still have sex even though we are getting a divorce. I think both of us find it comforting. I wonder how we will handle this once the divorce is final. I could see myself still sleeping with him even if he finds a new wife. I'm not looking for a new husband. I'm done with marriage. All the more reason I could see myself sleeping with the ex-husband.



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174,878 So the guy who wanted to come in to the office to work when my boss isn't there and i am?  The one who indirectly put the idea out to me and i changed the subject?  Well he went straight to my boss and she's telling me he's coming in on that day.  No he's not.  I told her i don't feel comfortable working with him all day alone without her there, especially since there's no reason for him to be there without her.  I emailed that to her, we'll see what she says.  It's a temp job anyway, if i get fired i get fired, i don't give a shit.  I just find it a little sneaky that, he put the idea out to me and i basically went around it, and the following week instead of talking to us both about it when we were all in the office, he waits to call her about it today.  I'm not the boss ..so it's really not my decision.  But it is my decision whether I go in or not.



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174,877 I don't know what a "blitz" is. I'm a guy. I work in a an office with mostly guys. They talk about sports all the time. They recount the games they watched over the weekend. Often they talk about a "blitz". I figured out it is some kind of play in football. But I have no idea what is involved. Seems to put guys in awe though.



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174,876 A person who is not married does not have social security rights derived from their partner no matter how much their partner earns, does not share in a partner's retirement benefits, may have no independent credit access and may become totally dependent on their employed spouse if they have no independent income. On the other hand, money inherited by a spouse remains the spouse's separate property despite the parties being married. A party unwilling to make their partner feel secure and to share equally everything acquired through either party's efforts during the partnership is not somebody I would want to partner with and share my life with.



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174,875 My boyfriend wants babies and when I mention marriage he makes jokes or defends not being married.  Like "it's not unheard of" to have kids and not be married, or "your point?" when i explain we shouldn't have kids right now because we aren't married.  I tell him yes people have kids without getting married, but it's not planned that way.  You plan to marry first.  I feel like his mom is in his ear.  He used to say things about getting married, i know he definitely wants kids and won't walk out on them because his parents were divorced and he won't do the same to his children.  But in the past 6 months or so he makes jokes against it, when just last year he would say we should get married.  He'll say "it's just a piece of paper" which is the most bullshit thing in the world.  A woman at least has some security with that piece of paper.  What's in it for him if we don't marry and I have his kids?  Because I really don't think he's a cheat, so what's the positive for him?  His mom told me things before like whatever she has is going to him and her grandkids.  I understand that.  So that's why I think she's in his head, I think she talks to him about this stuff, like whatever wife he has isn't gonna get what she has and what he deserves.  That is the only plus i see to him not being married to me, but me having his kids, that i have no claim on what is his if it falls apart.  It's messed up though, because I will not be pregnant with his child without him being married to me.  He wants me to carry his kid, he thinks i'll make a good mom?  put a ring on it.



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174,874 My boyfriend was angry about something and yelled at me while i was naked sucking his dick.  He apologized for it, but can't get why it bothers me.  He thinks it's not a big deal, like "why? because you were naked?" Who yells at their girl when that's happening?  It's not normal.  It's so basic it shouldn't even be an issue.  Who has issues like these?  But obviously im still mad, not mad more like worried about it.  Am I supposed to want to be naked with him again now?  Am I overreacting?  I had to explain when a girl's naked she's vulnerable and he yelled at that time.  He says it's not like we were fucking.  I was sucking his dick though.  Do I seriously have to talk logic about this?  It's clearly wrong, but he dissects it like what's the big deal.  How do you have a respectful relationship with someone who can't even understand what the big deal is about getting angry and yelling at his girl when she's naked sucking his dick?  And this is why I don't trust him, because he says sorry and then turns around and says it's not a big deal.  That means he's not really sorry.  The fastest way to get your woman to not want to have sex with you is to do shit like that.  How am i supposed to trust him?  It's like he respects no boundaries.  If he's angry any time is the right time for him to get on an angry rant.  This is a grown man in his late 30's by the way.  He wants me to move in with him but he doesn't understand why I'm a little nervous to.  Seriously?



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174,873 I am so fucking lazy. I disgust myself.



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174,872 After we graduated from college 20 years ago, my buddies and I went into the workforce.  During that time, most of them have had the same job, or two jobs at most.  Me, I always changed jobs every two to three years for a variety of reasons.  Sometimes I got laid off for budget cuts, sometimes I got bored and wanted something new, sometimes it was a bad boss, and a couple of times I started on a contract with the promise of permanent employment that didn't pan out.  Three jobs lasted 6 months, a few lasted four years.  In all, I have had 9 jobs in 20 years.  

You'd think that would be murderous in my career.  Actually, it's the other way around.  I bounced around so much that I now have experience from across almost the entire span of my career field.  Now I'm a "subject matter expert" in a complicated field that has few experts.  My friends have been in basically the same positions for two decades.  Their good luck has given them $100,000 jobs.  My bad luck has given me a $200,000 job.  Funny how that works.



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174,871 I bet the young lady at the table across from me was wondering why I was looking at her.  She must of believed I thought her to be attractive.  She was cute, but I was looking at her because she looked like a girl getting fucked in the ass in a porno I was jacking of to yesterday morning.  She probably wouldn't want to know that.



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174,870 I just got card it for buying children's cold medicine . I bought children's medicine many times on the past at this stored and never have the problem until today . I can understand if I look under the age of 18 but really I'm a 36 year old  mom , for peak sake if not like I'm trying to buy alcohol without being card it. I just think the old Asian lady was just being a @$&&@@.  She should be glad that I have a lot of things to do today and didn't went straight to management and complain .



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174,869 i wonder what she meant by: wet?? broken heart cry face and i love you ...



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174,868 what was this: wet?  


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174,867 174864. I have done the same, but have lost weight, and only by counting calories. You may be eating healthier, but the new foods may be heavier in calories. I am a 6Ɖ" guy and my "suggested" caloric intake should be 2400 - 2600 a day....way too much. I have cut myself to 1800 and have lost about 2-3 lbs a week, and miss ZERO. I add my "snack" into my calorie count and do not deprive myself..... try that way. remember 3500 calories =1 lb of fat, so eliminate 3500 a week and lose 1 lb a week....good luck



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174,866 Today I say no to hangovers.



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174,865 Everyone in my office talks about what they watched on TV last night. That's the only thing they talk about. Get me out of here!



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174,864 Every day since new years, I have been eating healthy. Eggs/oatmeal for breakfast then a salad for lunch. Dinner varies, but is healthy. I've tried to greatly limit snacking/goodies, except for special occasions.

I walk the full mile to work  & back home every single day. I work out twice a week. Drink so much water.

And I've lost no weight. In fact, I've gained weight. And its not muscle. I've gained more fat around my face and more fat around my stomach. I am so frustrated and upset. Whats the point??



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174,863 I'm totally into my Economics professor despite him being a short, 40-something Indian man and I'm a tall, 25 y/o black woman. 10/10 would bang.



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174,862 Not turned on by seeing women fuck inanimate objects?  Obviously Ive never let YOU watch ME raucously pleasure myself. You"d lvoe it and watching my enjoyment...or youre too worried about when its YOUR turn to have me tend to YOUR pleasure.  Fact is, believe it or not...ITS NOT ACTUALLY ABOUT YOU FOR ONCE. Ain't that some shit? Always gotta judge a lady for wanting to get her own pussy off, cant just not be a clueless fuckboy.



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174,861 I recently found out my boyfriend used to be my bosses' house boy.... Not sure how I feel about that.



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174,860 I went to a wedding this weekend and there is NO WAY, "Tell Me" by Groove Theory is 21 years old!!! O-M-G!!! I'm "officially" old :(



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174,859 To my lover who is so much older than me I know you're insecure about your age but nobody else compares to you. Your wrinkles are sexy



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174,858 I read Craigslist's "Missed Connections" in the hope that someone will post something about me.



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174,857 I don't love you anymore.



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174,856 My girlfriend in college was a shrew. What a piece of work.  No one liked her. In looking back I didn't like her. I had self esteem issues or I wouldn't have been with her. We are both in our mid 40s now. I heard she never got married. I'm breathing a little sigh of relief. The world dodged a bullet by her not having any offspring. Best thing is for that particular line of DNA to fade away.



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174,855 I want to tell you how much I love you every single day. If you ever love me back, I will tell you every day. I know you know I love you, but I want it to be a thing you are happy about and want to hear as badly as I want to hear it back. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you. Now and forever.



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174,854 There has been old sperm and pussy juice under my foreskin since I last got laid on Friday. Since then I've been painting the rooms in my house. I haven't bothered to shower. One thing I notice, when I whip out my dick to take a piss, damn does it smell bad.



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174,853 I was going to a furniture store to look at couches. I don't have a cell phone. I borrowed my wife's phone so I could take pictures of the options and email her.

While at the store I bumped into my wife's friend. She was kind of cold. She didn't make any outright rude comments, but she had a tone in her voice like I was somehow an enemy. Our conversation was brief and she couldn't get away fast enough.

I've had a suspicion that when my wife goes out with her friends, she makes up bad things about me. I don't know, I think my wife wants the attention. She makes me out to be a bad guy so her friends offer comfort. I've thought this to be true, but my wife has always denied it.

Now here I was in front of her friend without my wife present, and I just sensed the woman had disdain for me.

To cement any doubts, a minute later my wife's phone rang. I could see from the caller ID it was my wife's friend, the one who had just been smug to me. Maybe she was calling to apologize?

I hit the answer button, but before I could say any thing, the woman says, "Eww, I just ran into your asshole husband. You're right. He's such a jerk."

I didn't know what to say. I didn't know if I should just hang up or what. I ended up saying, "Uhh, I borrowed my wife's phone. You are talking to her husband."

She hung up.

But wow, this certainly proves that my wife has been very unkind to me while she's alone with her friends. My wife's response has varied from maybe her friend was kidding, to maybe I misunderstood, or maybe it was a wrong number.

No. No misunderstanding. My wife says bad things about me.



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174,852 There have been a number of times I've had to ask my wife not to be naked in front of our sons, now ages 6 and 8.

- She once walked from our bedroom on one side of the house, to the laundry room on the other side of the house, with nothing on, walking right past the boys. She said her clean clothes were in the laundry room so what else could she do?

- We were camping. Rather than change into her bathing suit in the tent, she changed outside the tent with everyone sitting right there.

- She likes to give me and the boys haircuts. I once came home and found her giving one son a haircut while she was completely naked. She said the newly cut hair sticks to her clothes and is hard to wash out, so she had to be naked.

Being naked around an infant, OK, not a big deal. But a 6 and 8 year old? Not acceptable.



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174,851 Had sex with a Brit while I was away. It was pretty great, his attitude made it so much better. I felt super sexy and appreciated...... I have no way of contacting him now and ironically enough I pine over him sometimes.

Definitely should've exchanged info.



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174,850 Who art thou forty six



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174,849 Seriously people. Stop ranting about shit. Trump and fucking vegetables. You are ruining my favorite site.

1. I once had sex with my boss. He is black and I didnt want to pass up the opportunity. I then went home and fucked my then boyfriend. This was within hours and i didnt even shower lol.
2. I went on a weekend getway with a short term boyfriend when he went to the bathroom itook it upon myself to go thru all his stuff.



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174,848 I do the math in my head.  All the time.  This job doesn't pay me enough.  Even with a renter in the other house, we're going into debt $600 a month.  Since I lost my job a year ago I've gotten $40,000 in credit card debt on top of my $60,000 in student loan debt.  If I get this next job, I'll make twice as much and pay off all my debt in two years.  If I get this job... If I get this job... If I get this job...  But if I don't, I'm back at square one.  Again.  This is the fourth time I've built myself up.  I've "been back at square one" three times since November.  I didn't get the last three jobs.  All I need to do is land this one job... I hate this.



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174,847 I once had sugar free candy and got explosive poo. I shat myself before making it to the work bathroom. I went to the store and bought a new pair of pants so no one would know when i got home.



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174,846 I miss you. I run from my feelings, but sometimes they catch up to me and I realize that I really miss you, my love, my love, my love. There were some good memories, right? I feel that you hate me and are happier without me around. That's why I stay so hidden. I miss you, friend. I miss your love.



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174,845 Trump is imploding. So what now? We can't forget that Cruz is Canadian. He can't be President. Hillary will soon be indicted. So she can't be President. Sanders is a socialist. So realistically he can't win. There's no one left. We have zero valid choices. How did this happen?



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174,844 My wife volunteered me to drive my teenage son and some of his friends to sports practice. Before I left, my wife tried to tell me where each boy should sit in the car. I want Bobby to set in the left side passenger seat, I want Thomas to sit to his right, I want...

Separately. I took the family out to a chinese restaurant. My wife tried to tell all of us what to select from the menu.  I want you to choose the pork lomein, and your sister to choose the sesame chicken, and...

I was making myself a cup of tea. I put milk and sugar and a tea bag in a mug my son had given me for Christmas. I came back a few minutes later when I heard the kettle whistling. The milk, sugar, and tea bag were in a different mug. My wife explained she wanted me to use the mug she purchased for my birthday.

I was in bed with my wife. I performed oral sex on her. It took about an hour, but ultimately she had an orgasm. She then started performing oral sex on me. After about two minutes she reached over for a tissue. She said I should come now and do it in the tissue. She actually got up and went in the bathroom to brush her teeth, expecting me to finish myself off on my own.

As you can tell, she likes to control everything and everyone. Why are some people like this? How is it that they think the universe revolves around everything they want and that what other people want doesn't matter? I'm thinking it is this kind of person who causes all the trouble in the world, whether it's a bad marriage or a World War.



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174,843 My heart is breaking but I can't tell a soul. It's the loneliest feeling of my entire 55 years. If it weren't for my son, I'd kill myself.



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174,842 nothing is ever bitter about taking the moral high ground and making lots of hot passionate love with the person who is "your person".  
My personal shade of bitterness does come with knowing I share a planet with some really sick fucks.



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174,841 Some people sound bitter and resentful about other people's interesting sex lives. They aren't getting any, so they need to put others down. I enjoy reading sex stories. Sometimes it motivates me to try new things. Sometimes my jaw drops with envy. Sometimes I jack off to what I read. I view none of this as bad. I view it all as healthy and insightful. Thank you everyone for sharing your sex lives. Bitter people need to get laid.



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174,840 It's a common factoid that men play with their privates more than women but why is this?

Because men are more self absorbed, at least most I have known save a handful.

  Most relationships end because the man is bored with the treasure he has and seek constant validation.  Looking to fill a hole with invisible dirt so to speak.

As reluctant as I am to bring up his name, the donald is a perfect example of this insecurity but he is too power hungry to seek another wife at this stage of his game so he seeks approval every other sentence instead.  

Many men have told me they would rather have a women any day than watch another man doing the deed on screen, not that it doesn't happen but I know men who see it as quite gay to watch porn or go to a strip club and watch other horny men salivate.

Pleasuring oneself all the time is a clear manifestation of deeper issues.  

Not to mention it will deplete life force when you are not getting any back from a partner.   Normal people with a healthy libido have none of the sick shit going on in this world today.  Yes.  Balanced healthy people exist.

Needing all the props and fetishes are not needed (all the time) when the actual bond means more than the act itself.   I am utterly turned off by peoples need to write about their sex life like any of us normal humans give a damn.  We do not.

Upon reading I immediately feel sorry for them and quickly move on but hey I get why they keep confession sites alive.

It can be a learning curve but people with a constant need to up the anti with sex are only searching for that original high and are usually left with a "I am a loser" kind of feeling afterwards.  The perfect person does not exist to fill the void.  It is a viscous cycle.

ok, glad to clear this up.  



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174,839 I have ten secrets. The first's name is Danny. Catch my drift?

Married, not getting and will never get what I truly need.



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174,838 There's a lot of weird insertion porn out there. I doubt it's all targeted to women. Don't ask me how I know ;)

M, 43



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174,837 I now have a second prescription at $363 to add to the one at $213. This is with health insurance. The first one is working well but the doctor wants it to be better. I'm defeated. I'm broken. This could be a rant about the healthcare system in the USA but I'm numb. I just don't have the energy to be mad but I put on a happy face.



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174,835 I rely on my instinctintuition like a 6th sense. It has saved my life and it has never steered me wrong. Once when I was 14, I ignored it and I got raped. You know that feeling you get in your gut when you just know a man is bad? Listen to it.



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174,833 Guys aren't exactly turned on by women who routinely fuck inanimate objects (ex.hairbrushes, broom handles, vegetables...)


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174,832 Oh my god. Attention whore much?



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174,831 My secret? Tonight, I am going to turn off my lights, run the kitchen fan to drown out the noises from my neighbors and my own activities. Then, I am going to warm some coconut oil and have a few drinks. Then I am going to open my legs and admire my pussy as i cover it in oil and spread my lips with my fingers as my clit swells and my pussy is this beautiful shade of bright pink that means I am craving a fuck.  Then, im going to gasp and whimper while i open my pussy with a fat and long chinese eggplant, and seeing my hole stretched apart to accommodate this object pushing into me will make my pussy get wet and throb.  After that I will fill it up with as many benwa balls as possible and each ball added will force my inner walls to widen as my muscles clamp down regardless of being so far apart. I will hitachi my aroused clit for a time, then I will slip most of the balls out of my now slippery and relaxed pussy and it will be tight still. Then, I will take a butternut squash ive trimmed the stem from, and force that relentlessly hard vegetable into my now obscenely spread slit until it has me wedged open and I feel like I am being split in two by a man that I cant escape underneath his powerful body. THen I will wiggle my stretched and filled little cunt as the huge and inescapable thing thats fucking me only nails me down by my most intimate area possible until im pushing my hips up to its relentless intrusion into my impossibly widened pussy hole and I start to feel my body give itslef over to it as I cum .  My brutally fucked and aching pussy will clench down on the huge and bulbous squash and I will cry out in submission while my slutty and wet pussy explodes and drips my pleasure allo over the thickness that is holding me wide open and making my womb quiver inside of me.  After that I will slide my assailant out of my now brigtly hued and swollen little cunt. I will fall asleep with my legs open and my freshly pried open slit kept open by by engorged and pulsing clit.  I love that feeling like I am ravenous and offering up my tight, heated, and beautifully smooth and wet pussy up to a man who cant fuck a woman without hurting her...but I can take it. Itt feels so good to have my body flayed open by such an intimidating thing...and to watch how much i open for its desire to fuck me so thoroughly. Time to get myself ready and I can  not hold my legs properly together for a minute longer.  I NEED to spread my horny body WIDE.



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174,830 Hey, you with the weird guy in the office, tell your boss that you've picked up a strong instinct to fear his intentions!! Tell her!! You know the horrors that can be subjected to people, don't let that happen to you!! You've posted this before, it's really bothering you, and now the truth comes out! He IS a criminal! Get her to protect your life, it's yours! To keep! There are entire books written on following your instincts, and they are for EXACTLY this situation. Do not wind up on a damn television show. Get him the fuck out of there, I am saving your life right now telling you this. If you'll listen. You need no evidence, you only need to say that it's been on the forefront of your mind for a while and that he needs to not be around, she may have been having the same exact feelings but felt alone with them, band together as females and send that guy packing, he sounds like he is prepped to do something. Look up crimes on the Internet, look at what has been done to people, do not let it happen to you. Please, I'm literally begging you. Say how you feel to your boss. Stop him. He is going to do something and your instincts are sensing it. Listen to those instincts, they are there for a reason. Please. Please, please, please. Do it. Do it do it do it. NOW.



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174,828 Today, I am thankful for masturbation. I love going to bed, feeling kind of bored, and realizing: heck, I can play with my pussy.
Totally fun physiological entertainment option.



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174,826 You'd like me so much better as a grown-up.  How I wish we could do it all over again. Hope you are happy with your life. I love mine, but it would be better with you.



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174,825 You reap just what you sow.



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174,824 You know how lonely and lost you feel? So does everyone you know. Yes, that means your parents.

You know how confused you are about what you are to do next?
Join the club. We all are.

That person you know who seems to be on top of everything?
Every bit as panicked as you are.

We're all in the same boat. White/black. Male/Female. Conservative/ Liberal.

We all need to be in this together.



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174,823 I was driving out of town for the weekend. The posted speed limit is 70 mph. There was a vehicle that was slowing down to make a right turn. I was noticing the hillside. I don't understand why, but people living in the hills have a habit of slowing down almost to a complete stop when making a right turn. The posted speed limit is 70mph. There is plenty of room to get out of the lane. I almost killed these people, and they were blissfully unaware. Thank heavens for my cat-like reflexes, or else I wouldn't be here writing this. That was a close one.



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174,822 to trust what you know to be true is such a blessing



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174,821 constant craving has always been.
i can't not...



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174,820 I watch massage videos on Youtube because no one ever touches me like that.



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174,819 I just masturbated with a beer bottle on my boyfriends bed because I suddenly got so horny and there was nothing else around. I don't think I'll ever tell him I did it.



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174,818 So I got this job off craigslist.  It's a legit corporation, everything is legit.  But my boss is training someone else for her old job, and it's all in the same office.  It's an older man, and to be honest, the 3rd rime or so that he came into the office I started to get a bad vibe from him.  Something about him irks me.  He's nice, not a jerk, but there's something I don't like and I couldn't figure it out.  So she trains him, and I come in sometimes by myself, and he basically wanted to come in one day when I'm there and she isn't, but he said it in another way.  So I basically said no but in a not so direct way and changed the subject.  he doesn't have to come here unless she's here because she's helping him.  what is the point of him being here without her?  anyway, as it turns out, this guy was in jail a few years ago.  for a couple of years.  I didn't know he was a criminal but I knew there was a vibe I didn't like, like he's shifty or something.  when he's walking in the office he kind of lingers when he walks and moves real laid back but I've seen him outside and he's a lot faster.  my boss is very sweet but she's nave because she said she wouldn't mind if he came in to work while she wasn't here, although she doesn't understand why he would.  if someone ever says something to me, like he's coming in, I will say no im not comfortable with that.  I understand giving people a second chance when they were locked up.  but you're also putting these people in an office with others, and the others don't know they've been in jail.  I'm a girl, I don't wanna be in a room all day with a man who I don't know, especially one who has been in jail.  and it's the employers putting you in these situations.  that's craigslist for you.



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174,817 just in case you have any doubt... i still do.



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174,816 Someone please, please kill me.



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174,815 I listen to the classical music with my windows open. First I enjoy it, and second, neighbors can educate themselves a little...hehhe.



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174,814 I think some people eat vegetables as a passive aggressive way of showing they are superior.



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174,811 I need psych help. I'm in a really bad way. I am not in control of my thoughts. A storm cloud swirls in head. I also am afraid all the time. I don't know I'm afraid of, but I feel the fear. It stops me in my tracks. I'll be walking down the sidewalk and I'll have to stop and wait for the fear to pass. I'm a mess.



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174,810 I'm a helicopter parent. What's the alternative? To let my kids take drugs and flunk? No thanks.



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174,809 I listen to classical music but only when I'm alone because I don't want people to think I'm weird.



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174,808 No one likes me because I have an annoying personality.  Thing is, I don't seem to be able to change. I'll make an attempt to be nice and people call me sickeningly sweet and insincere. I can't win .



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174,807 I'm usually very uncomfortable in my own body.



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174,806 I'm very uncomfortable getting changed into my swimsuit at the pool's locker room. It doesn't seem civilized to let strangers see me without clothes on. I don't want to see them either.



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174,805 I hate neighbors. But nothing a book of cheap matches can't solve.



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174,804 I miss my friends. I spend the majority of my time with coworkers who play mind games and provoke me to validate their opinion of my character. I' ambivalent between wondering why the fuck some people are this way and giving up on wondering altogether. It's a waste, and so is this dead end job.



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174,803 I miss smoking weed



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174,802 I have failed at business
I have failed at relationships
I have failed at my career
I have failed at being a husband
I have failed at being a dad
I am a complete fuck up who is only capable of failure.
Life sucks!



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174,801 I don't really get why people like sex so much. When I was a teenager, it was a fun thing to do to pass the time but as an adult I'm over it. Every partner is the same, masturbation is just a means to an end and nothing truly turns me on. I only ever have sex because I'm expected to and I would always rather be doing something else more exciting.

It definitely makes me feel like less of a man for thinking of sex like this, we're all supposed to be horny monsters. I think it will eventually get to the point where I only have sex to procreate. It seems like a total waste otherwise.



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174,800 I work at NASA and boy are the people who visit stupid as fuck. They ask me if the orbiter (space shuttle) Atlantis is real. They ask me where the space shuttle ride is next to the 20 foot sign. A classic-- "Where is the Saturn V rocket?" while standing underneath of it. What the fuck...



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