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175,099 If you are a married man or woman, how do you know if your spouse still loves you? I know my spouse loves me, and I give love back. But that love is different now. We live as roommates. The only thing we have in common is our house, kids and pets. Even when we kiss, rarely when we kiss, there is just blah. No heat. No feeling. When spouse tries to get close in bed, the response is, it's hot, I need to stretch my legs, or just silence. But there is distance. Like I said there is love - but like a Luke warm love. I wonder if one of us says I want a divorce, will we both feel relief.



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175,098 A secret some may not know: All the campaigns for POTUS employ people to work the web. They go to any and all social media sites and either say good things about their candidate or bad things about others. They are trying to sway public opinion in a sneaky way.



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175,097 It really bugs me that people of my generation don't see what Bernie Sanders really is: a total fraud. None of what he says can be backed up with data and facts. Someone asked him how he planned to deal with Wall Street corruption (which is a cornerstone of his platform) and he couldn't come up with a decent answer! The more you look into what he says, the more you realize that he isn't actually providing any type of realistic plan for this country's future.

Man, Bernie is so out of touch with politics and how the world really works and the Bernie Bros and Gals are going right along with it, blindly parroting his non-answers. His campaign is making both Hillary and Trump look much better by comparison. Hillary might be a liar but at least she has enough experience in the actual world of politics to craft a decent platform and then back it up. Trump might be a racist demagogue, but at least he has the balls to take on our enemies. Ted Cruz is an evangelical foot that is obsessed with taking away rights but at least if he becomes President the economy won't implode.

If you really give a damn about this country and about making it to 2017, vote for anyone but Bernie. Hell, find a candidate that you think would actually represent you well and write them in (that's what I'm doing). A vote for Bernie is a vote against everything that this great country stands for.

- A diehard "liberal" (in most regards) who is shocked to see their fellow Democrats losing their freaking minds



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175,096 I love him. He has such goodness in his heart. But he's also bipolar and is only now being treated for it. He can't accept my love. He gets scared when he's feeling too close to me. Nothing I do seems to help. It happens over and over. It hurts when he rejects me or pushes me away because of his fear. I wish I knew what I could do to make him understand that his heart is safe with me.



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175,095 Here's a revelation to all; you live, you die. What goes on in between is good, bad or indifferent.  This "physical" world is just that. You will eventually see.



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175,094 I came to a weird and sudden realization the other day: I was turning into a bit of a misanthrope. I was dwelling on all the negative characteristics of my friends and coworkers. But really, everyone's not so bad. K talks too much, A is a bit smug, and P does less in a week of work than I do in an hour...but they are, overall, very good people.

Hopefully the next time you start to stew over your friends' shortcomings, you'll come to the same conclusion: no one is perfect. Your friends are flawed, but try to cling to what they add to your life rather than what they cannot.



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175,093 I don't trust you anymore. I hate that you aren't calling me or keeping in better touch on your trip. I hate that you don't respond to my texts. Yes, you really are a horrible human being but I love you.



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175,092 My wife has gained about 15 pounds in the last 12 months. She stopped working out. Funny thing is, I like her more as a chubby person. She's less uptight. She used to be so anxious and obsessed about what she ate and how much she exercised. Vacations were the worst. I wanted to eat ribs in New Orleans, she wanted a small salad. Who goes to New Orleans for the salad?  Now she is much more chill. A definite improvement.



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175,091 As a way of coping with reality, my wife makes hollow empty statements not based on fact.

Her friends mother is dying. My wife tells her, "Everything will work out." Um, no it won't. The woman has terminal brain cancer. In fact, she died a few days later.

Our daughter didn't study for a math test because she was at a party. This made me mad. My wife says, "It will be okay. You'll see. She'll get 100%."  She failed.

Must be nice to not be concerned about anything because you can pretend everything will always out out.



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175,090 People who try to sell a used item on Craigslist for more than it costs to buy the item brand new.... LOL.



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175,089 How do I get out of this marriage before I kill myself?



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175,088 I talk to both major and minor appliances. I try to be discreet.



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175,087 075  Been there, done that twice.  Never again



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175,086 My wife's pussy is no longer of interest to me.



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175,085 My bf and I have done it late at night in everyone one of our college classrooms. :)



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175,084 I like mocking people. Especially when they don't realize I'm mocking them.



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175,083 I lost eleven pounds without even trying, my moods are stable, I can sleep, and even occasionally want to have sex with my husband again!

THANK YOU ZOLOFT!  God, I've needed this shit since junior high.



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175,082 When I die, don't burry me at all. No coffin and no stone. Just leave me like a mastodon burried in the snow. Maybe someday I'll be found.



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175,081 I'm really sad today.



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175,080 People are so terrible to each other and society incentives them to be that way. Competitive, aggressive, sarcastic, self obsessed, etc


I remember when I was a boy and thought the world was an amazing place... I was so wrong.



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175,079 Please universe, God, Allah, Krishna, whoever is listening....please, I beg of you, please let my move happen this summer. Please let it be good for my family. Please help me help myself and get the fuck out of this horrid city and away from the insanity that has become my life.

Also, if you could help the person who wrote the secret below me, too, that would be awesome!



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175,078 If I get this new high paying job and my daughter gets this full scholarship my children and I can leave thier abusive, narcisstic, sadistic father.
Please God and all the powers in the universe please make this possible for us.



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175,077 I nearly got into a huge accident on the highway in the rain this morning.  It was so close.  Somebody five cars up wasn't paying attention, slammed on his brakes, and created a cascading effect of cars slamming to a halt on the wet pavement.  The car ahead of me swerved into the shoulder.  My brakes locked up, but I saw that I was going to slam into the car anyway.  I was skidding into the car ahead of me.  "I'm going to crash anyway," I thought.  I had to be doing at least 40.  The whole car was going to crumple.  Then the car behind me was going to go into me, the car in the next lane, etc.  It was going to be one of the biggest accidents on the highway in the last year.  I was going to be hospitalized.  People were going to be seriously injured.   Lives were going to change forever today.  The only thing I could do to avoid the accident was to swerve into the lane to the right, without looking.  I didn't have time to look.  I just had to do it and hope that there wasn't a car right next to me.  It was such a dangerous thing to do.  But it was a 0% chance of success if I stayed the course, and maybe a 30% chance of success if I swerved.  There was nobody there.  I made it.  That chance I took prevented me from getting seriously injured.  It also prevented a huge  accident and a lot of other people getting hurt.  But I don't care about them.  I only care about myself.  I wonder what the other people were thinking?  I wonder if they're thankful that a stranger took a very dangerous chance and made it through the eye of the needle.



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175,076 Paula, life without you sucks. I miss you so terribly and my heart wishes you'd come back, though I doubt I'll ever see you again.

I know our relationship is unhealthy, but all the logic in the world doesn't really help with the loss of you. We had so many good times together despite all the other stuff.  I hope traveling will save you from the anxiety and despair of our breakup.  It's all I can do right now to not give in and call or text you.  I'm honoring your wish. You said that you'd call in six months time, that seems like ten years from this moment.

I really thought this was going to last "forever", but that too was an illusion.

Be well my sweet love, my lover ,my soulmate and best friend. I wish I could undo the damage I've done, but experience is a hard teacher.  
I love you, your husband.  Only love. Always. All ways.



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175,075 For many years until my retirement, I worked at one of my country's national intelligence organisations - one of those places where you have to have the tippy-top level of TOP SECRET security clearance.  And they don't security-clear you just once; every few years, they go through the entire process again (except that you don't have to prove again that you were born).

Unless you've had one, you probably wouldn't imagine how intrusive the security clearance process is, and how much information about you is demanded.  That includes giving them details of all of your bank accounts and credit cards so that they can check for anything of concern.

In practice, I do nearly all of my spending by EFTPOS, credit card or online bank transfers, so there's an electronic trail of nearly all of my spending.  It's mundane stuff of "nothing to see here, folks" significance to a security vetter, so I didn't care about it.

However, there were two things that I always paid for with notes and coins: alcohol and lottery tickets.  Both were only occasional purchases and not of heavy spending, so they shouldn't have been of any particular concern to a security vetter.  No-one was in a better position than me to know that I wasn't a threat to national security, so I thought, why not just leave those purchases off the electronic record and dispense with even the theoretical possibility of some security vetter getting their panties in a knot about them?  So that's what I did.  

Nowadays, even though I've been retired for a while, I still pay for the odd alcohol or lottery ticket purchase with notes and coins rather than by EFTPOS.  Old habits die hard.



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175,074 Multiple orgasm: the second coming.



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175,073 I don't love you. I've learned a lot about love since I saw you last. I love him. That aside, I'm always searching for you. In the parking lot, in the people I talk to, in my memories. I just care about you, and I miss you, and it pains me to have to hold true to the distance we've put between us.

I'm doing well. I hope you are too.

f/23



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175,072 I miss shooting up heroin. I've been clean for a year and a half and none of of you pussies will ever understand that rush/sheer joy/love of mixing up and finding a vein and injecting that liquid gold. I traded part of my soul for heroin and it's still not back. I hate that I miss it because it's sad that it'll always by my one true love. Real junkies you know what I'm talking about. And seriously no other drug is as addicting so don't say "I was a coke/crack/meth addict" I've banged em all and known these kinds of junkies, doesn't even begin to compare to heroin addiction.



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175,071 I hate my best friend.



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175,070 I want you to touch me like you did today again. I know it's so wrong, but I want your hands all over me.



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175,069 I never wanted kids until i met my boyfriend. I always said i wasnt going to have kids but now i want kids. His kids.



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175,068 The reason I don't like people? They are all so mediocre. They are boring. They have no ambition. They don't want to do anything except drink. They are happy watching TV all night. They make boring conversation about the weather and baseball. They post plagiarized pictures of coffee with some dumb caption. (It was funny the first time I saw it 10 years ago, but not anymore.)  These people, ug, what's the point of their existence? How do they fit into this fascinating universe waiting to be discovered? My only conclusion is that they are meant to be a food source. Kind of like cows in a field. You can't have a good conversation about a math derivation with a cow. Wrong audience. The point of being a cow is to one day be a hamburger. So to with people. You are all meant to be hamburgers.



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175,067 E, why was I not the one?  What was wrong with me?



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175,066 I saw and felt way more random tits when I was married, as opposed to the times I was single. They see the ring and they are like, here, take a look at what you are not supposed to have. Or, they get shoved against you incidentally or otherwise. Moving away? Here let me parade around in a see through top without a bra as a way of showing my appreciation. Helping ladies move stuff-their hands end up checking out my junk. I wasn't looking for that, but thanks. My wife would have flipped, but fuck her, who cares. I was looking to have those boobs shoved against me. I guess it could be construed as sexual assault......if you are from another planet, that is. But that is the very strange world in which we live.



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175,065 My best friend and i have a secret relationship.  My wife would be pissed and her husband would be as well.     we dont sleep together and havent seen each other in almost 6 years but we are always there for each other....

our spouses just dont get it...



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175,064 Me and my friend were riding our bikes as 15 yr old kids one evening. We happened to ride where by some houses that sat near some farmland. All of a sudden we both feel as if the air got electrified. Out a few houses down this guy we knew who graduated high school a couple years ahead of us was standing outside when he looked up.

We looked up to and this huge disk was in the sky, likely as big as two of the houses. All of a sudden the guy started to run back to his house and he "froze". Though we were far away from him we could tell he had an absolute look of fear on his face; like he knew what was gonna happen to him. There was a bluish light that shone on him and he floated... up toward the craft until we couldn't see him anymore and the disk shaped craft took off without a sound.

We both decided to ride back to my place afterword and never spoke of it to each other. My friend went up to him the next day and told him what happened and he only remembered being taken up. They both agreed to keep it a secret.

He got a wife and a couple kids since. My friend tells me now that the kids draw aliens sometimes and say they take them away at night...

That is what made me believe that alien abductions are real.

Why take people though and what are they doing to them and their kids???



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175,063 I like getting schmutzed in the behind by my husband. it aches a tad the next day, but in a good way. I'll be at a meeting and I'll shift around in my chair because I still feel the burn. A hilarious thing I notice tho. Sometimes other women in the room shift around in their chairs. I know what they were doing last night!



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175,062 @059 - When I was younger - say 35 and under, I would always cum multiple times during one session of sex.  I would cum relatively fast the first time and then, could easily cum a second time without ever losing my erection.  Depending on how much sex (or masturbation) I had been having, my level of arousal and how tired I was, etc, I could most often cum a third time, and on some occasions I could make it to four times in one session.  My all time record was eight cums in one day in my middle to late 20's.

Now pushing 50, I can rarely make it to twice in one session and I lose the erection in between.  (I still cum fast the first time sadly).  It depends on whether I have been exercising.  If I have been masturbating a lot, its sometimes difficult to even get hard.  I suppose its a testosterone thing.  

Not bragging, I was just able to do it.  Sadly, I didn't get laid that much because I had very bad/little game.  The girls I did sleep with, however, were treated to what they often called a special penis.



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175,061 Yahoo can be so annoying. They show an assortment of breaking news stories from all over the country. I clicked on one about a shooting in California. But ever since, all the news stories shown to me are about shootings in California. I'm sure that's there super smart computer working. I read one story about a shooting in CA, so I must want to read nothing but shooting stories in CA. So dumb.



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175,060 Why is a pair of women's underwear considered sexy? It's a piece of fabric to stop her urine and feces from getting on her skirt. Exactly what part of that is sexy?



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175,059 I don't get how some guys can cum multiple times a night. I can cum once and then have to wait two days to recharge. Can someone tell me honestly. Do you really cum multiple times in the same night? Or is it just a little bravado speaking?



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175,058 I'm done this fucking job.  I've been treated with zero respect since I got here.  I started looking for another position a few weeks after starting.  Seriously, what did my boss think I was going to do if he started insulting me?  Work harder?  Or fuck off and collect a paycheck?  It's his own fucking fault.



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175,057 I'm not sad to say, but LIFE IS GREAT. I have a great job, house, kids are not potheads, they actually work for a living, one is a senior in College and has a job too. Actually took me to dinner the other night. Wife and I are on different shifts, keeps the marriage somewhat moving, not a sit at home staring at each other thinking what the fuck am I doing here, but just enough face time to say oh hey hows things going. Sex - still hot. Retirement home being paid off. Oh did I say I have have ZERO college degree. Nope don't have one, so moral to the story. GET OFF YOUR ASS, WORK, QUIT CRYING ABOUT TRIVIAL SHIT. ENJOY LIFE



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175,056 I needed to get her attention. I yelled and yelled, but no response. I poked my head in to see what was going on. She was topless and staring at her chest. For a moment I too was staring at her chest. I have no idea how she didn't notice me. I quickly pulled away out of respect. I didn't at all mean to privy myself to that show, but since I did, I have to say she has a pretty nice rack. I would put them at an 8/10. She's always wearing push up bras, so I assumed they were small, but that is not the case. It will never be me, which is well and good, but someone is in for a good time. #nice pups



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175,055 Last night my pussy was so deliciously licked and I had a huge orgasm!  This very talented man always knows just how to please me.  HB baby!



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175,054 Please don't fire me. Please. Please. Please.



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175,053 I'm a firm believer that when people have too much time on their hands they will do bad things.



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175,052 I wish there was such a thing as suicide centers. A place you could go where they take care of all the details. No mess, no fuss, no loss of dignity.  

I don't want to be alive anymore. But what are my choices? Hang myself in the garage? My understanding is that poop would run down my legs. Oh charming. Someone would find me. The police would come. A dozen people would see me with poop down my legs. No thank you.

I could swallow a zillion pills. But I might puke half of them out. Oh charming again. I'd be remembered as that lady lying dead in a pool of puke.

I could jump off a ship in the ocean. No one would find me with poop or puke. But wow that seems like a really horrible way to die. It would be freezing cold and I'd tread water for an hour until I tired out. Call me selfish, but I don't want my final moments to be so physically and mentally painful.

Suicide centers would be the much better option.



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175,051 i say "morning" not "good morning" because it is not a good morning


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175,050 I have respect for something Al Gore did back in 2000. There was a dispute over the ballots in Florida. Gore could have fought it in the courts for months, counting out the hanging chads.

But instead, he looked to what was best for the country. He didn't want to forever taint the voting process by creating doubts about the fairness and accuracy. So he relented and gave the election to Bush.

Now look at Cruz. He will not cave on this citizenship issue. Whereas Gore made a personal sacrifice to do what's best for all, Cruz is doing what's best for himself. His ego is more important than our country.

That right there tells me all I need to know about who to vote for.



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175,049 My son's school had a "coin challenge" to raise money for a class trip. The idea is that every student should bring in coins they find laying around the house -- a dime in the couch pillows, or a quarter under their bed.

I was in charge of collecting the jar of accumulated coins on the teacher's desk and bringing the heavy load to the bank where it was then counted by a machine in the lobby.

All went well. Except that the coin counting machine spit out about 50 coins. A dozen or so were Canadian pennies and dimes.

But the remaining few dozen reject coins..... they included silver dollars from the 1880s, a penny from 1868, and buffalo nickels in great shape. It became clear that some kid reached into his father's coin collection and grabbed a handful of gems to toss into the collection jar.

Now a good person would contact the teacher and tell her what happened. Well I guess I'm not a good person. I've been looking up the coins on ebay. The penny alone might be worth $3,000.

Am I an ass? Maybe. But then again, maybe this is God reaching out to me and saying thank you for volunteering for the school and all the other kind things I do.



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175,048 In everyone's haste to denounce Trump, they have forgotten that Ted Cruz is not eligible to be President. So then what?



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175,047 46: coffee, on base.



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175,046 175042:  As a code, where are you, or where might we meet?



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175,045 037 --- best of luck!



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175,044 I'll never again buy a product from Dell. OMG. Never!!!!!



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175,043 I've become completely intolerant of bad people. If someone made a nasty comment about whatever, I used to ignore them and walk away. But overtime it pissed me off more and more that some people behave badly and spoil it for the rest of us. So now, oh boy, you say something uncalled for within earshot of me, I'll wallop you in the fucking face.



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175,042 If we end up meeting, I'm going to let him fuck the shit out of me.....woah, he is sexy. And a kindred spirit. Please, please let this happen. He will be secret #12.



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175,041 Most people a very lazy thinkers..



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175,040 9/11 NEVER happened Osama is still hiding in a cave in fear for his sacred life we must send him all our water fish in exchange for his safe being please help #prayforosama



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175,039 Believe me when I tell you that the ONLY reason you have him, is because I don't want him! Be grateful I'm not spiteful and take him just to hurt you. I have thought of it on more than one occasion. I'm sorry that he will NEVER love you as much as he loves me, even after all these years. Once a cheater, always a cheater.



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175,038 There are two kinds of women in the world. Those who follow the recipe in the cookbook, and those who don't.

The recipe followers wont ever consider adding nuts to the chocolate chip cookies if it's not in the instructions.

My wife is a recipe follower. I've eaten some pretty boring cookies.

Why is this important? Because it applies to the bedroom too.  Some women only follow the recipe....

Young guys, before you think about marrying a woman, see if she'll add nuts to the chocolate chip cookies.



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175,037 I have my first boyfriend since I was raped in foster care at age 15. I am 33, though! Really late to the ballgame. But I was so shy for so long. This is a good man, though. Hope he doesn't mind I don't really know how to be a girlfriend. I'm trying my best, wish me luck, this is very frightening but I am hopeful!



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175,036 I am cynical about businesses using "the environment" as a cover for penny-pinching.  I stay in a motel, and I find a cute little card in the bathroom area requesting guests to consider the environment before leaving a towel on the bathroom floor for laundering.  Of course, it has nothing to do saving money on laundry expenses, does it?

If you run a motel, you're helping to enable travel.  You're not concerned about me considering the environment before I use motorised transport to travel and stay at your motel, are you?

For some reason, my tax accountant now expects her clients to complete a pile of new forms for her business to do our tax returns.  I've compared notes with a friend who uses a different tax accountant, and I'm putting this change down to my accountant pushing some of the tasks back onto her clients.  My accountant started off by posting her clients all of the forms.  However, individuals only require some of those forms according to their own circumstances, so, in the interests of "the environment", she now provides those forms for download on her website for clients to print off the ones that they actually need at home.  While it's environmentally friendly in lowering wastage on paper and ink, it also coincidentally transfers to me the paper and ink costs of producing those forms.

I'll be jumping ship to my friend's accountant for my next tax return.



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175,035 Some people are lazy. I get that. It's nice to chill out on the couch and not be troubled with chores.

Some people are selfish. I get that too. They want the last cream puff because heck, cream puffs taste good.

But what I don't get are people who lie. Don't you liars get it? We know when you lie. We see through your lies. Just because we don't say anything doesn't mean you fooled us. It means we are too polite to call you out on it. Liars are the worst.



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175,034 When my husband proposed, he went the whole nine yards. He loves me. He wants to be with me forever. I'm his one and only soulmate.

Funny, I don't recall him saying anything about how he expects me to clean his poopy explosion off the toilet bowl porcelain.



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175,033 I don't mind gay people per se. Go do what you want to do. I don't care. But why do you have to rub your lifestyle choices in my face? My husband and I don't grope each other in public. We don't talk about fucking when we're with other people. We never had a flash mob with cameras present to record my husband proposing, all so it could be on the evening news. Our love was a private thing between us and a few close friends and family. But gay people, my god, it's like their "marriages" are some kind of a political statement / press release and not a marriage at all. Do what you want to do. Go ahead and stick you dicks in each other's asses. But stop doing it in my fucking face! You are fucking perverts. Not because your gay. But because you are essentially fornicating in public.



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175,032 I think the other political candidates have realized the only way to beat Trump is to make up lies about him. To spin things and hope the public believes it. I need the public to recognize they are being played. Don't fall for it. Those other candidates have a personal agenda. This is exactly what Trump wants to end. Self serving people running our country. Vote for Trump. End the cycle.



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175,031 I need to find me in guy form



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175,030 I like being alone at times, not all the time though.  My boyfriend wants me with him like all the time.  I don't wanna like being alone.  I wish I wanted to be with him more.  It might have something to do with the fact that he's abusive.  He used to slap me but he stopped.  But verbally, everything leads to him being mad.  And he doesn't just have a bad temper, he rants and keeps going.  Then eventually (after at least a half an hour) he'll stop but he'll bring it up another 2 times in the same day.  And each time i have to deal with the anger in his voice making me nervous.  And it probably makes me nervous because it used to lead to the possibility of him slapping me.  He even started raising his voice when I was going down on him.  If he's stressed, or sad, or had a bad day at work, or his house is a mess, he's gonna get mad.  And I have to deal with it if I'm there.  This is beyond venting.  Your girlfriend is not there for you to dump on.  And then he expects for us to fuck at some point after that.  Like I'll be in the mood.  But he has to cum.  So that's the type of shit i have to deal with if i'm with him all day.  And no he's not always like this.  But just because someone isn't always like this, does that make it right?  It's not rare either.  It's a normal part of our relationship.  He has a really good side to him, but isn't this abuse?  And on top of it the first time in two months that we actually ate together, he says that it could be my treat.  I didn't pay, he can pay.  The point is we hadn't eaten together in a couple of months and he can't just pay for it without complaining or talking some shit?  If I marry this guy how is he gonna be?  Is he gonna be cheap and abusive?  and lazy?  am i supposed to have kids with him?  I feel like if i do that i'm gonna do everything he does (work) and more, so what the hell is the point?  why not just be alone then?  If he's gonna add so much more difficulty to my life on purpose because he wants to lean on me.  thats not a husband.



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175,029 I have a friend whose daughter had anorexia in middle school. Now the girl is in high school and has beaten anorexia............ by like 50 pounds.  Congratulations, sort of.



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175,028 025: Me too! And I will.



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175,027 I meet this woman traveling a few years ago, we hit it off and started exchanging emails and texts daily for a year or so before we decided to meet in person again for lunch (she lives two hours away from me) We had an instant attraction and ended up having sex in a hotel all afternoon.  We meet up every few months or so for lunch and end up naked in bed.  Its the perfect situation for a divorced dad who juggles work and kids.  We were supposed to meet last friday but she canceled as she was in the hospital for pneumonia....I called the hospital and got her room number and sent her flowers, figured it was the nice thing to.  She texted me about an hour later, "what the fuck did you send me flowers for asshole, know my husband knows Ive been fucking you"  I didn't have any idea she was married and never would have continued this relationship if I had....turns out after a ton of texts that she had told her hubby that I was her mentor and thats why she was meeting up with me every few months or so.....oops, my bad



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175,026 In 2010, I pretended to be a girl online. I ended up falling in love with someone. I tried to leave many times by ignoring him and disappearing without a trace, but I always went back because I loved him so much and I couldn't live without him. We never talked on the phone or video chatted. In the summer of 2013, I finally let go of him and began working on myself. I deleted the fake profile. I talked to other guys as my real self. I worked out.

In spring of 2014, the man I fell in love with...messaged me. He messaged my real profile. We hit it off...talked on the phone...and eight months later, he made the trip to come see me in person. We have been together ever since. I don't think I will ever tell him that I catfished him once before.



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175,025 I'm sitting here amazed at how progressively crazier both the Republicans and Democrats and their media outlets are losing their heads over Donald Trump.  He started off as a joke to them - he'd never get far.  

Republicans are now claiming "Trump is falling apart!"  The guy only has to win 20% of the delegate votes from here on out in order to clinch the nomination.  That's falling apart?  That seems to be quite the opposite of "falling apart" to me.

The Democrats have abandoned any semblance of sanity when it comes to Trump.  Now even established, reputable newspapers are printing insane, insulting things about him.  The Boston Globe ran an entire front page of "future things" that will happen (i.e., they completely made up)with a "Trump presidency."  Remember how newspapers used to try to be bastions of truth?

The entire establishment is terrified of the man.  Makes me want to vote for him.



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175,024 A lot of girls like to sit around and watch tv most of the day.  If left to their own devices they'll probably do that.  I mean after doing chores and whatever it is they have to do, if given a choice, they'll sit there and catch up on their shows.  Guys seem to have a problem with this.  Guys have their hobbies, they like their sports and playing with their car when they get the chance.  What's the difference if she wants to unwind watching some tv?  Who cares?



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175,023 There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who put the Q tip inside their ear canals even though the box says not to because it feels really damn good in there plus it cleans out your junk. Those two bonuses are greater than the hypothetical fear that you might bust your ear drum. The other kind of person will only circle that hole with the Q tip, never going in, never feeling the glory of those feels because they fear maybe, just maybe popping their drum out; their ears all gunky and gross because ultimately, they don't trust themselves, or, they love authority that much.

The latter is my husband.
Find out how they clean their ears, boys and girls, it will tell you much.



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175,022 I was super horny as a teenager but once I got past 21 it all seemed so stupid to me. I'd be fine with never having sex ever again. Sex is for fun and adventurous people, I'll just sit over here with a book waiting to die already.



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175,021 Dear Hollister model,
Please don't sweat stupid women! Remain the nice guy that you are, we need more men like you! Women can be nasty bitches sometimes but rest assured, not all of us are like that! My suggestion is to avoid your gossipy coworker as much as you can. Don't try to counter act her by defending/ explaining yourself; you're just gonna make things worse for yourself. Bagel bitch was flat out rude! I wouldn't even bother to figure out her funky ass! Hope this helped. And by the way, whether at work or in a dating situation, if you can't figure the bitch out, run!

Sincerely,
A nice woman



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175,020 I don't know why everyone has to be so hateful. I'm literally the nicest guy you will ever meet and do nothing but give to people. I was raised without a father, and so I respect women and I'm very caring towards them. I guess a lot of people don't understand that. I just started working a new job a few weeks ago and I found out that one of my co-workers started a rumor about me being gay behind my back. What did I do to her? Literally nothing but small talk. Then another time she told the same coworker I was "nervous around her." Meanwhile what had actually happened was I was extremely frazzled because I made a huge mistake at work that could have potentially cost me my new job, and it was within my first week of working there. Another time I sat in class and there was about 10 minutes before class started so I turned to the girl next to me for small talk, asked her where she got her bagel and then asked her what kind of bagel she got, she answered but ended with "Why are you talking to me?" I was baffled. She was the one that sat next to me at the end of the row and it's not like I was trying to get in her pants or anything!! I really don't get it. I'm not ugly and I don't smell bad or anything either, almost 6 feet tall, tan skin, light beard, nice hair, dress in nice clothes, pretty athletic - I was a model at Holister in high school. I don't even know anymore. It's a terrible feeling when you're nice to people and just end up getting shat on by everyone. The world can be such a cruel place.



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175,019 I've got a crush on a coworker. My husband teases me about it, and I get ridiculously flustered. It's not the first crush I've had on a coworker, but it's the first time I've been embarrassed by it. He's entertained, and asked me why.

Maybe it's because he's something like 4 years younger than me. Perhaps that I feel I'm too old for crushes-I'm 27 and we've been together a decade; shouldn't I have outgrown crushes by now? It could be that my husband and I work with a couple of my family members, so my having a crush could get back to my obsessively religious parents and I'd have to put up with mom trying to "save my marriage" or some crap. I could feel guilty, like I'm corrupting him if I flirt since he's younger than me-especially since he has a girlfriend.

It could be any of those things, maybe all of them, but the more I think about it the more I think I know why. I don't feel attractive enough. I'm older, heavier, have stretch marks. I doubt he'd find me attractive, especially since his girlfriend is a gorgeous little blonde wisp of a young woman. Hence, I feel silly being attracted to someone who probably finds me unattractive and dull.

He's still adorable, though. I'd love to blow him.



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175,017 Um... Nope. due to some.health problems I'm unable to get a boob job. So all I can really do is complain and stuff. As for back pain I've had it since nonstop since I got a spinal tap a few years back, but thanks to that I was able to get a medical marijuana card :) ... So it ain't all bad!



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175,016 All I have thought about today is riding you and sucking you off!!
I've gotten myself off more times than I can count. I honestly can't believe how okay you have been with me blatantly hitting on you, but I'm so glad that you are. Seriously, as soon as you get a day off next week, we're going to meet up somewhere and I'm going to rock your world.

I feel like we have such chemistry. That night at the bar, I had to stop myself from asking you to go out to my car with me. I love that you're so funny and we can do all this all while keeping it silly and light hearted. Hot damn. I just hope you got a nice cock.


- T



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175,015 I honestly wish my wife had a drinking problem.  It would explain away a lot of mystery and make her a lot more fun.  

Instead, I'm stuck with a sober, lazy curmudgeon who has no problem doing nothing but sleeping, eating and watching TV to fill her days.  

It drives me crazy.



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175,014 come here gun, i can't reach you,
come closer,
and i might need bullets too,
for closure,
got six prayers,
when i open up the chamber,
six people might care
when i aim her,
i talked a big game
for so long, but it's bigger,
time to put my money,
where my mouth is and pull the trigger,
don't mind me,
crying wolf again outside,
just another selfish fucking poem
about suicide.



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175,013 My new bestie is this older lady. English professor. Very smart, very sexual, and very attractive. I'm a bi guy and have a husband. But boy I want to eat her pussy until my tongue goes numb. My husband wouldn't mind either. He understands I love him but I miss women. I get hard just thinking about it. Probably will never happen.



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175,012 You want to know why politicians avoid talking to the public and answering questions? Because the public asks such stupid questions.



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175,011 The human mind is a complex asshole.



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175,010 I want to take my children, leave this city and never come back.



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175,009 I once got into a wicked argument with my husband. We went to a fancy restaurant for our anniversary. It was several towns away. He ordered the veal. I suggested he try something new because he ordered the veal last time we were there. This is what he's like. He never tries anything new. This has caused endless strife between us. All this came out while we were sitting at the table. I got heated. But I hate him at times for all the boundaries he puts up, like trying something new will kill him.

His entirely annoying response, he said he's never been to this restaurant before. This is another thing he does. He pretends he forgets as a way of winning an argument. He's an all-around crappy person. This also came out while sitting at the table.

He asked when he had been to the restaurant. This is another game he plays. Drilling me, hoping I'll get some stupid detail wrong so he can then claim victory.

So I told him. It was about five years ago. It was winter. He was wearing a gray suit and... I was about to say his herring bone overcoat, the one I like. But then I realized. That wasn't my husband. He doesn't have a herring bone overcoat. That was Charles. Charles is a man I had an affair with 5 years ago. Charles took me to this fancy restaurant. My husband and I were having big issues. Yes, I took the opportunity to cheat. My husband never found out. Now here I was yelling at my husband for being at a restaurant he was never at.

I stopped the argument. I wasn't going to tell him oh I'm sorry, I mistook you for the man I was screwing behind your back. I wasn't going to go that far. But I did at least stop arguing for the rest of the evening. I can be kind of a shithead.



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175,008 995 - Google "Angel Numbers."



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175,007 $50,000 is enough money to start 2 or 3 businesses.



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175,006 I'm about start a 2nd job - I'm going to eat Styrofoam and paper for 90 days until I get ahead of this bullshit.

I will, but I might die from it. Fuck this.



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175,005 Big weddings where the bride's father is forced to pay $50,000 are completely self centered and ridiculous. What a dumb way to start a marriage.



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175,004 I say God, if you don't take care of me - please take care of the one I love.



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175,003 you can't lose what you never had...



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175,002 I work. I talk to my parents and friends. I clean my apartment and jog. But mostly what I'm doing, mostly what my brain is thinking about----- finding a husband.



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175,001 I know of 4 different families that have kids who in this group being born now have autism, or some kind of situation where the child is mentally disabled.  Worse situations than that.  It's like it's happening everywhere now.  These aren't friends of friends, they're friends or family.  And all of the kids are boys.  I really think there's something in the foods we're eating, or what people are smoking, or drugs, including prescriptions that stays in the body and maybe messing with the dna.  Back in the day people did coke, weed, all kinds of crazy drugs and yea there were mentally retarded kids but it wasn't nearly as many as it seems now.  the stuff now isn't clean.  anyway, one mother was a party girl when she was younger.  she had 2 autistic sons.  another smoked a lottt of weed but otherwise was ok and had two autistic sons.  and another was on prescription stuff for different issues.  the other mom I don't know if she took anything.  not that blame matters, it's just trying to figure it out.  and I'm not blaming them either, it just makes u wonder how what we ingest is not just affecting us but the kids.  because no one knows but I think it has something to do with it.  the same way they said chocolate doesn't cause acne?  they found links between dairy and acne in certain people.  is it so hard to believe that stuff in drugs whether it's from the doctor or somewhere else stays in the body and messes with the dna?



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175,000 Been down so long it feels like up to me.



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