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175,199 I have no problem helping out families and kids who are handicapped.  None.  Euthanasia is murder, pure and simple.  It is very Hitler-like because the disabled were some of the first to be killed.

I do have a problem giving money to able-bodied people who can work.  I do have a problem giving money to people who pop out more kids just to get more money.  I do have a problem supporting people who just want hand outs.  I do have a problem with giving people things like phones for free because if it is free they will abuse the hell out of it.  

Before you think I am a right-wing nut job, I also have a problem with big companies like Pepsi getting a pass out of Obamacare.  I hate corporate welfare.  Both political parties are corrupt and will give money to whoever or whatever group will get them elected.

The funny thing about history is that no one ever learns from it.  We cannot change the laws of economics.  When the economy crashes, and I mean really crashes, all the takers will wither and die and they are going to be the ones most affected by it.  This country is done because of all the greed and corruption.



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175,198 When I was 9, I was molested by my cousin on a beach. When I was 14, I was raped by someone I thought was my friend. When I was 20, a man at a bike trail tried to kidnap and rape me. I fought him tooth and nail until I got away. That's how I live now, looking over my shoulder all the time. I don't hate transsexuals but if ever I'm in the woman's room and there is a man there, I will perceive him as a threat and I will attack him.



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175,197 About 1% of the population are child molesters.  1 in 100.  About .03% of the populations are transsexuals.  1 in 3,500.

For every 1 transsexual, there are 35 child molesters.  

Hey, I have an idea.  Let's let transsexual men use the women's restroom!

Nothing could ever go wrong with that.



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175,196 You said something about falling in love, as though this was a bad thing. You were right. You spoke of it as though you didn't want to have your cushy life disrupted by a timeless passion. You weren't sure, but you took the risk. You took off your clothes. You didn't know that we were producing the very love you were afraid would never die. You just wanted to have sex. No strings attached. No clothes. How did you get away? Am I supposed to try again? You know that I am the love of your life. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever known. Somehow, you got away. You made it to the other side. I still love you. You actually said that you didn't want to cum, but I made you cum in buckets. You came and fell in love, just like the situation you were trying to avoid. (but you loved my bone) p.s. There was a time you decided not to meet me. I tried and tried. I should have just picked you up and taken you back to my cave. We walked a fine line, but I would never force you to do anything like that. Even though I wanted you to be free, I still was always plotting to make you mine forever. I wanted you then, and I want you now. You chose to sleep. That was the right decision. I can't imagine the sex we would have had that night. I routinely made you cum over and over, but that night I would have made you love me over and over. That beautiful clit, and your chest. We didn't know at all what we were doing. Someday, maybe we will finish the job.



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175,195 I stayed at home masturbating while my girlfriend let another guy fuck her and cum inside her.. She let him fuck her and cum inside her twice in one day. She told me that she came while he was fucking her the second time. She sucked his cock to get him hard so he would fuck her again. She wants him to fuck her twice a week. She said, "You can jerk off while he fucks me." We're going steady. I asked her if she would wear my ring while he fucks her so he knows that she's mine and she said that she would. I love her!



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175,194 Wow. I struck out 2/2 times! This is definitely a first. And they both are/were a Marine. The first said he'd feel guilty if we had sex since I'm married. The second said I remind him of someone and that's why he wouldn't.

Since when do men have these feelings? I've turned so many down who knew I was married, yet when I pursue it, this happens. Can't help but laugh just a little at the irony. Better luck to me next time!



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175,193 A guy goes to Iraq. His HumV hits a road mine. They didn't have armor to protect them, so they were badly injured, and one of them died. One of the survivors, in spite of an amputation, was able to do the same job as before by using a wheel chair. One day, the bastards are really getting him down, and he just wants to get away from it all. He goes to a building that has some unused space and he just zones out for awhile.



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175,192 To the eternal crier... I'm sending you a hug and hoping things get better for you :)



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175,191 I'm so busy. It feels like I never get a chance to chill out in any kind of meaningful way.This week was brutal. I want a break. I might go to Greenland.



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175,190 I can't stop crying



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175,189 I have a four year old boy.  My wife and I have IQs in the genius range, and we know our son will be smart like us.  However, we've have noticed that he's already figuring us out.  He's becoming a clever trickster.  Telling us what we want to hear, hiding things.  When we find out one thing he's doing and tell him to stop, he figures another way to do it.  I have to admit, he's killing us with this behavior... but secretly I'm proud of him.  He's going to do well in life with this talent.  If I can teach him to be kind to people, he'll be alright.



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175,188 Surveys show white women perform oral sex more than non-white women. How interesting. Statistically speaking, if you are at a party, and you are looking to get a little something, and there is a mix of women in the room, strike up a conversation with the white woman. The odds will be in your favor.



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175,187 It's really annoying how people exaggerate up.  if you're 32 but u turned 32 2 months ago, they say you're 33.  um hello, just turned 32!!  or if it's 2ᚼ, they say it's 3.  Time goes fast enough, stop speeding it up.



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175,186 Thanks for breaking my heart everyday. I'm glad your finally happy.



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175,185 There is a historic building in my town. It was recently renovated at a cost of $600,000.  I was thinking wow, that's a lot of money, but okay, they will replaster the walls and sand the floors.

Wrong.

They spent $250,000 to put in an elevator so people in wheelchairs can get from the first floor to the second floor.  You know, a historic elevator, just they had back in 1790. (Not.)

But that wasn't enough. There is a grand stairway in the front foyer. Or more correctly, there was a grand stairway. They added a mechanical track with a seat, so disabled people who don't want to take the elevator, can ride up the grand stairway. Cost, $100,000.

In the end, over half the renovation money was used on modern day devices for disabled people. This historic building now looks terrible. There is nothing historic about it at all anymore.

All because we want to be ultra PC and make sure disabled people can get to the second floor.

And you know what's up there?  You know what's so important to see on the second floor?

Nothing. There are two storage rooms.  

What a colossal waste of money.  I don't begrudge disabled people much. But come on, I'd much rather see you guys use that money to build a nice paved trail in the woods for wheelchairs. Or have more special parking places.  But to throw it away on not one, but two methods to get to... the storage rooms?

Wasteful!!!!!! PC in this country is out of control !!!!!



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175,184 I still love you, Isaiah. Just couldn't take the Jekyll/Hyde of your bipolar any more. One day you love me and cherish me. The next day I mean nothing to you and you Facebook creep other women. I can't live like that.



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175,183 I live downtown in a mid sized city. My street is historic and one of the best routes to get through town. There is a disabled child who lives on a side street and is picked up by a small city school bus on weekdays. He is picked up around 8ᛆ am, when people are trying to get to work, and dropped off around 3ᚷpm. If I glance that way and see that bus, I turn the other way, even if I am going to our property that is just past his street.   He is in a motorized wheel chair that is remote controlled by his mother. He is slumped in the chair and belted in. His eyes are fixed. He does not move at all. It takes around 8-10 minutes to load him. Then his mother and bus driver engage in conversation for another 10-15 minutes. Every. Single. Day. Ditto for his drop off. Cars back up all the way to the next intersection. NO one can pass and if anyone blows their horn they make sure to talk even longer. I have lived here 8 years and its being going on as long as Iv'e been here. Hundreds of thousands of dollars, no measurable benefit, and thousands of hours of lost productivity. Very frustrating.



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175,182 Well I see Hitler is still alive and well in todays society...



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175,181 If that's the case , I'm going to tell you how to raised your children too , since my husband pay taxes too most that you do .  And no you are not paying for all these services , not all were provided by my child school .  School programs can only do do much , that rest is private therapy and most insurances only cover a fraction. Like I said I'm grateful that my husband is able to afford to cover all these bills but there are families out there that are not on the same financial position that we are . I can only imagine that sacrifices and struggles these families go through to get the extra services their children need to improved their lives .  You are a very selfish person , and I would love to know how much money in federal and state taxes you paid  because I can guarantee you is peanuts compare to what my husband pays.



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175,180 I get a say in it because I'm paying for it.



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175,179 Its not a wasted of money , therapy does help these children become more independent . And who are you to tell people how they should raised their children?  Would you say such thing to a parent with a terminal ill child? Most responsible  parents do whatever it takes to make their children's life easier .  If it wouldn't for OT therapy and speech therapy my kid wouldn't be able to get dress  or speak to a level where other people can understand . Things that most people take for granted like getting dress , riding a bike, opening lids, cans , door nubs  etc.. Be able to communicate and be understood are thing these kids struggle. It took years and a lot practice for my kid to be able to these things .  Next time you are butting your shirt or tying your shoes just be grateful that you are able to do that.



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175,178 I would abort if I ever knew my kids would have Autism or any other disability like that. Also the ones that cant function in society need to be euthanized.



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175,177 Honest question. What do parents of disabled children hope to achieve? I feel bad for your situation, I do, but is spending endless sums of money really going to change anything? Would it make more sense to NOT spend so much trying to fix something which can't be fixed, and instead spend it on bringing joy to your disabled child?



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175,176 You're under water on your house because you bought one you couldn't really afford, and are probably living beyond your means in general. I guess blaming disabled kids is easier than admitting that to yourself.



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175,175 You spend money on special ed because the Supreme Court decided it was not constitutional to deny them services, Feel free to leave for Mexico if you don't like that.



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175,174 Having kids with disabilities is a killer. My wife and I make a combined $140,000, but we're under water on our house due to paying for services for kids with disabilities (also autism).

My secret? I am supposed to be extremely liberal. However, I thnk this: White privilege my ass.



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175,172 A lot of insurance barely if they cover a lot of the services for disables kids. My child falls into the autistic spectrum even though we have great insurance we still spend anywhere between 8,000 to 10,000 a year on private Ot, speech therapy or any other services . Just an evaluation is like 3500 which needs to be done yearly.  Sadly it is a business that employes a lot of specialists . We get a lot of support and help from the school and without these programs these kids will be lost and their parents bankrup.  My husband is on the top % 2 percent he pays more federal and state taxes than most people yet we don't complain. Just be grateful that you don't have children with disabilities you have no idea how expensive (even with help) and hard is raising one, there's a lot of things that normal kids can do and my child or any kid with disabilities won't ever do. Count your blessings and quit whining .



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175,171 My childish hub gets mad at me all the freakin' time. He's a baby. He gets mad and acts all mysterious like he's gonna call a realtor and sell the house and divorce me. It will never happen. He's a mommy's boy. Without me to feed him and do his laundry, he'd be lost. Aw poor little baby got his feelings hurt and wants to run away from home. What a freakin' child I married.



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175,170 There are no bounds on how much my town spends on Special Ed students. The numbers are crazy high. $200,000 a year in many cases. And for what? These young people are severely disabled. They can't read or write or speak. Where are we going with this? What is the point? Suppose the child was eventually able to utter a single word. What good did it do? We spent millions. Will it mean the child will now get a job because he can say the word "hi". It's so unrealistic to spend this kind of money on these children. Yet we do it. No one is willing to admit why. We do it to feel less guilty. We think we are standing up for righteousness or something. But in reality, we are being foolish and stubborn. You want to help these children? Feed them a bowl of ice cream everyday. It will make them happy.  Isn't that the best thing ever we could for them, make them happy! And stop using everyone else's money to ease your guilt!



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175,169 I have a few things I want to say. While I'm perfectly capable of saying them aloud and to your respective faces, I'm just going to leave them here so I won't lose my job.

- You're self-absorbed and not very bright. You wear your insecurities on your sleeve. Please stop calling yourself "honest" just because you passive aggressively snark and snivle around the office. Real honesty comes from knowing yourself, and it's very clear you don't. Grow up and gain some dignity.

- You're sad and lonely. It doesn't excuse your attitude, but it certainly explains it. I feel sorry for you. I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of reacting every time you snap at me, so don't fool yourself into thinking I've backed down. You don't know me or what I'm capable of, and you don't get to judge my character through your ugly, green tinted lenses, you nasty hypocrite.


That felt nice.


This place has me feeling so defeated most days, but I've got a wonderful man and two snuggly fur babies to come home to every day -- along with my true and dear friends and family, near and far, who love and respect me unconditionally.

I can't imagine what it must be like to center my entire existence around this toxic hole. I feel sorry for people who think ME the loser, when I'm living a beautiful life outside of this place. As soon as I improve my monetary situation, I'm out of here.  



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175,168 I stumbled upon the website Rate My Teachers. I have two kids in high school. I've gotten to know many of the teachers. So I looked up my kids' school.  Sure enough, the student body had written quite a few thoughts about the teachers.

The comments, all anonymous, were fairly amusing. Mostly they praised the teachers. I was was glad. It's a good school.

There was one review in particular however which horrified me. The student turned the comment into a vicious personal attack against a music teacher. It was completely inappropriate, picking on the teacher's looks. It couldn't have been more mean. The student really should have been expelled for saying such unkind words.

A week later I was talking to my kids about the website. My son told me he left a comment on there.  It was about his music teacher.... he describe it with glee.... yes, it was my son who left the vicious comment.

This shouldn't make me so sad, but it does. I have raised a clever child, who is mean as can be. I have failed.



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175,167 You are giving me hope. I don't want you to stop because I love you and even a tiny bit of hope is worth clinging to...

But objectively, I wish you would stop because it's cruel to leave me dangling like this; I know there is nothing to hope *for* but I can't help myself because you never actually said no...

Just put me out of my misery already!



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175,166 Elongated labia minora on a woman look hot, especially the sight of them dangling between her thighs.  Because they're literally "out there" and not hiding coyly between the labia majora, they impart a look of maturity and sexual confidence.  There's also that bit extra to play with, suck on, and add a little extra sensation against the penis.  Not to derogate women who have minimal labia minora, but those women who are more generously endowed should be let know that there are no doubt many men out there who see the extra flesh as a bonus, not as something to feel disgusted about.



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175,165 I never understood how sex can die in a marriage. My eyes are open to it now. Why would I continue to spontaneously suck his dick to make him happy when he screams and throws tantrums like a child? Insults that cannot be taken back are damaging. I'm not going out of my way to keep/make him happy anymore.

It's gone.

My raging sex drive isn't, though and so I'm in a conundrum. Got a fix for it.



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175,164 I've noticed women under 25 will most likely swallow. But women over 30 will most likely not swallow.

It's like sometime in their late 20s, women get wise. They realize they can get away with not swallowing. They have learned how to play the game.



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175,163 My wife is greedy. I hate her. She takes and takes. I told her to get a job. She needed to pitch in. She delayed for a year. But I forced her. She got a job in a library. They told her she could check out movies without paying the $1 fee. And there was no due date, so don't worry if she returned them a few days late. This was free candy to my greedy wife. She ended up taking 22 movies. Who can watch 22 movies? Couldn't she take one or two and then return them and get more at that time? No. She is greedy. So greedy. The library has weekly meetings. There is food. Bagels and cheese and cookies. After the meetings my wife would take the leftovers. She'd hide them so no other workers could take any. We're taking about employees who had been there 10 years. My wife had been there only a few weeks and was already taking everything. Today she was fired. I can't blame the library. They see her greed. I feel bad for the library. I feel bad for me. I can't fire her.



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175,162 He seems to be the perfect match sexually........ If so, I will be happier than I've been for a while. We'll see soon!



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175,161 You tell me to stand up for myself, stand my ground and do what works for me. "Take the Tuesday flight," you said. Then suddenly, "Oh, I really don't want to drive you on Tuesday."

What the hell? Okay. "If he's not willing to invest in it, then don't go," you said.

Same goes for you...just because the trip is convenient enough for you to take me along doesn't mean you're "investing" in me going with you.



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175,160 A few years ago I started a personal side project.  I started writing a book.  I didn't do it for anybody but myself, but I wanted it to be good because I wanted it to reflect me.  So I wrote and rewrote for years.  It got up to 400 pages.  Then I went through it five more times to get rid of everything that didn't make the plot move along, and everything that was distracting.  No matter how much I liked it, if it didn't fit, it got cut.  I cut it down to 300 pages.  After going through it at least 30 times in three years, I had something I really loved personally.  I paid a friend to create a cover, self-published it, and put it on Amazon for the heck of it.  There are 8 million books on Amazon, so I never expected much to happen with it.  But here was mine, and I was proud of it.  I told my friends about it.

And then to my surprise... people told me they thought it was amazing.  Highly educated, intelligent people thought it was one of the best things they had ever read.  Strangers said it was so funny it made them laugh, others said it was so vivid it made them cry.  People told me it was going to be made into a movie, and started guessing which Hollywood A-lister was going to play me.  

I was proud of what I wrote.  But I still never expected it to go anywhere.  People's encouragement made me try to get a literary agent to look at it, but few even acknowledged me.  So it sat for a year lingering on Amazon.  But it was mine, and I was proud of it.

Then a few months ago I met an actual published author at an event who is fairly well known.  We got along great because we found out we were almost from the same town.  I told him I had written something that people seemed to like, but knew it was impossible for a first time author to get published.  So I asked him if I gave him a copy of my book, would he look at it and give me some advice?  He very kindly said he would, so I gave him a hardcopy I kept in my car.  

A few days later he contacted me... he had read through only a few chapters, but what he read was so terrific that he was sure his publisher was going to want to publish it.  Next thing I know, I'm talking to actual publisher who has serious industry connections.  He likes my writing so much that he's already asked me to contribute to another project.  The book will be out in May and professionally promoted.  I'll likely be on radio shows and in articles.  There's no promise of it yet, but it very likely will be in bookstores, which is the holy grail for writers.  And if that happens... it's only a matter of time before it's made into a movie.

And my secret is I am broke and struggling in a terrible job with a young family to support.  I can't seem to get a better job.  I've sold most of my most valuable possessions to feed my kids.  I'm hanging by a thread.  Even a small success would support us until I can find a better job.  I'm not looking for wealth and fame, I'm looking for just enough to keep my children from crying.



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175,159 I really miss smoking weed. Booze just doesn't make my brain smile.



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175,158 My gym got rid of this great machine for your abs, and u can do side bends on it too.  it really brought in the waist.  they got rid of a lot of good machines, to bring in new stuff in an effort to move towards "functional strength."  honestly, i go to the gym to get toned and look good.  im not gonna lie.  im sure a lot of girls do.  im not really looking to get so strong in the process.



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175,157 I'm tired of always being the good girl.



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175,156 7 days until Aunt Flo comes to visit. Please don't let me be pregnant. Please.



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175,155 Fuck you Curt, you are nothing but a coward.  You make me sick.



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175,154 ... and then there are the people who post on Facebook looking for medical advice...



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175,153 175133- any guy who disses on you when he's allowed to see you naked gets his privileges revoked.  Kick his naked ass out in the street and tell him to walk home.



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175,152 Weird story which still troubles me. I knew a woman from work, Theresa. She asked me to a buy a ticket to a charity ball function. I went and ended up meeting some other friends of hers. It was a nice evening.

A few weeks later Theresa was throwing a birthday party for herself. She was turning 40. She asked me to come. Another pleasant evening. At the party I spoke to a number of Theresa's friends. also about 40. Many of them single. There was this one woman, she had been at the charity ball. I reintroduced myself. We spoke for a few minutes.

Over the course of the next few months, Theresa included me in several more events involving her inner circle of friends. I reckon it had to do with me being an available single guy with a good job. Whatever, it was very nice of Theresa to think of me.

On the fourth outing, the woman I saw both at the charity ball and at Theresa's birthday party came up to me. She told me I had to stop this nonsense. I was confused. She said I had to stop stalking her. She said I was being downright creepy. She said I made her so uncomfortable that she was considering calling the police. I was like... ahhhh... what?  She said I shouldn't try to deny it. She said she knew I wanted her, but I would never get to have her.

Dumbfounded, I wasn't trying to be mean, but I said, "I'm sorry, but I don't even remember your name. And you think I'm stalking you?"

"Yes, you've come to four of these events because you want to see me! Don't lie about it!"

I had no other words. I left the party. And as much as I continued to be friendly with Theresa in the office, I never again responded to any more of her social invitations. It's such a shame. I was having fun.

Lesson: Stay away from 40 year old women who have never been married. There's a reason they're single.



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175,151 I have strange flakey scabs all over my skin. No one will ever love me now.



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175,150 I try to stalk girls from high school but they are married and have new last names. Damn it.



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175,149 One day last spring, so about a year ago, I decided I was going to change my life. I was going to get out of this rut and get a job and enter back into society.

The first thing I did was get out the vacuum cleaner. My apartment was a pigsty. I was going to vacuum the floor.

I lugged the vacuum out of the closet and into the hallway. That made sense. Clean the floor. Then I could move around more easily and feel better about myself because I would be in someplace clean.

As I was about to turn it on I thought I better put on shoes. I didn't want the vacuum to run over my toes. Where were my shoes? Kitchen. That reminded me, I had a leftover burrito from last night's take-out. I better eat it before it goes bad. It wasn't enough food though. I better have some ice cream. Ice cream tastes better when you're watching TV. So I turned it on. James Bond movie. I love James Bond. I couldn't miss the chance to watch James Bond. There was another movie after that. Then another. It was getting late. I better leave the vacuum in the hallway so I'll be ready to clean tomorrow...

The vacuum is still in the hallway. I've done nothing. I've been stepping over it for the past year. Can't put it away because I'm going to be using it real soon....

Nothing depresses me more than... me. I suck.



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175,148 In the third week of February, my wife and I decided to get a divorce.  Things had been rough the entire time and we'd only been married just over a year and a half.  It was a bi-polar relationship all the way.  We'd actually started out as an affair and fell in love.  We became "soul mates" , our love was magic and she "got me".  I finally did a search to see what the statistics are on marriages that start out as affairs.   It's not good. Off the top, there's a 75% divorce rate and most marriages end within five years.

What fucks it all up is "reality".  You're no longer with your fantasy woman meeting up in a hotel to get your fuck on and then go back to your normal life.  When you get outed , and believe me, you will, there's the stigma of facing old friends and family and so on.  Many will turn their backs on you etc. you and your dream girl now have a lot more stress than you ever imagined possible.  

The fantasy fades and the relationship crumbles under the weight.  It's not anywhere near as durable as the one you left despite all the dysfunctionality.  Pretty soon, you're fighting all the time, spending less quality time together and the sex fades.  You can't keep the "fantasy " alive anymore and you know it.  It dies. Then you're left with the grief of choices made and a love you thought would last "forever" because it was so intense, so real, so deeply connected and so on.  

My secret?  I'm still glad I met you, lover. I still wish I could be by your side holding you and traveling together.  We really did have fantastic adventures like that road trip we took to AZ two Christmas's ago. I dream about you all the time and I find myself looking at your pictures a lot.  

I thought when you left that it'd make it easier on me.  The truth is, my existence sucks now.  I had another suicidal thought last night.  Then I thought of my three kids.  That kept the round out of the chamber.  This time, again.

P. I still fucking love the fucking fuck out of you.  I probably always will.
Always , All Ways. Only Love.  

Be at peace my sweet love.  

A



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175,147 I've never felt so alone in my life. My childhood house is being sold. I have no career trajectory at all, not one I can see. The world is big and swarming and it is too big and wide for me right now. Friends, they can't really help this feeling of panic that has stricken me. Lovers can only hold me and maybe part of me just wants to marry someone who nurses sick girls like me and takes care of my fragile soul. This isn't going to happen. I am panic stricken. I have to go see my mom who is strong and overbearing sometimes. Everyone has an opinion about my life. Sometimes everyone around me panics about me and I feel like a floating piece of plywood in the ocean of voices and currents, not even humans anymore-- just loud oceanic currents. I feel crazy. No, this is between life and I. That is why no one can take away this panic I feel. It is unfortunately between life and I that I must work out. I don't even have an image or conception of what " life is" but this is between what seems to feel like a massive large universe of ambiguous meaning that I must must answer to. Little old me.
Man.



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175,146 When I was in college, a male friend of mine was being chased around by this young lady who was a mutual friend.  He hated it.  There wasn't anything wrong with her, he just didn't want her attention.  10 years later and he's plodding along in life, moving slowly, declared bankruptcy, finally got into a long term relationship.  She's now living in a mansion.  I just think that's funny.



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175,145 Often when I buy my tampons, I'll see the cashier give me a confused look, and I can tell they're thinking; "what is a guy doing buying tampons?"  When I see this, I tell them flat out; "Yes, ladies, it's exactly what it looks like - I'm buying tampons and inserting them in my anus."  Most times, they just laugh it off or they think I'm being sarcastic, but it's completely true, and I'm not the least bit ashamed of it!  I just love tampons, and I don't care WHAT anyone thinks about it!



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175,144 If a teacher hit my child with a paddle, that teacher would be in for a whole lot of hurt. I'm not kidding. I'd go there with a baseball bat and beat the shit out of the teacher. Then I'd go to the teacher's home and beat the shit out of her kids.



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175,143 It's all over the news. A principal paddled a student at school.

Um, in Child Abuse Prevention Month??



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175,142 "April id Child Abuse Prevention Month."

Shouldn't we try to prevent child abuse every month?



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175,141 I'm naked and smoking a joint on a Friday morning.



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175,140 I don't like my life. I want a do-over.



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175,139 My wife once went to the emergency room because she had a pimple on her chin. She explained how she had a luncheon the next day and she wanted the pimple cured. The doctor got really mad, saying how people with heart attacks and gun shot wounds needed his attention. He refused to treat her and sent her home. My wife tells this story like it's really funny. I think it's really sad.



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175,138 To my oh so cool brother in law, being different from everyone else doesn't necessarily mean you are better than everyone else.



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175,137 Every day I turn the TV on to catch my favorite show. So every day I catch the last few minutes of a show produced by a charity whose mission is to feed starving African children. They show pictures of emaciated, crying babies accompanied by sad music. Until today, it pulled at my heartstrings and I would feel a little guilty for not sending money to them.

Today, however, I noticed something. The mothers holding all those emaciated babies were not emaciated themselves. Matter of fact, they weren't even thin--just a healthy, normal size.

Something's wrong with this picture. You can take your pick of possibilities. But one thing's for sure: I'm not going to feel guilty, and I'm not sending them any money.



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175,136 Recently I did a Google search for the origin of the statement "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas" and similar statements.

Ever since I have been pestered by banner ads on one of my favorite newspaper websites exhorting me to visit Las Vegas.  I've done the full cookies/history/cache clearance on my browser, cleaned out Flash local storage, cleaned out Java local storage, restarted my modem to get a new IP address - and still the ads for Las Vegas come back to haunt.  Yes, I have AdBlock Plus, but I like to leave it disabled for some reputable sites that I frequent so that they get the advertising revenue and can continue to be free.

If I previously had no particular interest in visiting Las Vegas, now I feel an active aversion to the place for stalking me on the Internet.  To those responsible for tourism marketing for Las Vegas - yeah, way to go, pissing people off and creeping them out with your "retargeting" advertising strategy.

Updated to add: Having in the meantime done some very diverse testing and research, I've concluded that the advertising is probably using a technique called "canvas fingerprinting".  It's really evil.  Don't browse for dildos on your work computer unless you're prepared for the possibility of ads for dildos popping up later on unrelated websites.



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175,135 all things aside -i gave enough of my time -i lost a dozen friends of mine -but i don't think it will be long now -please tell me that you won't be long -i hate my body -i love your taste -bird stirring in my chest -you give and take away -restless limb, restless mind -how time will test its teeth -oh god
we lived unloved in unmade beds -you wore me like a necklace -you closed me -like a locket -became something -bloated with doubt -bullied by love  too small for eyes -i think i'm at my best  -when nothing's needing me
walked softly as i could -and still i stepped on all their feet
i want to apologize to everyone i see-i want to apologize to everyone i meet



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175,134 175113- i feel your situation. My wife and I are in the same situation, you'll get used to it, unless you do something about it before it's too late.



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175,133 I didn't feel insecure about my vagina until a guy said I have "disgustingly big lips". He tried to back pedal.....



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175,132 If my kids are crying because they are hungry, but I just got home and haven't logged into facebook for a few hours, the first thing I'll do is look at facebook.



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175,131 Last night I slept with a man with a cock so big, I could barely put my fingers all the way around it. I have slept with many men and have never seen anything like it. I have found the holy grail. Future husband here I come!



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175,130 Was in jail over 10 years ago... Grand larseny.... Been good since.. Have a 700 credit score... But potential landlords shoot me down cause of the background check. It was over 10 years ago. Stayed out of trouble since... I'm about ready to kill myself. Its impossible to find a place. Maybe I'll go out with a some toy gun and cuae a major scene and let the cops kill me... Suicide by cops... Yeah. That's the way to go... It'll look accidental and no one will suspect I to be suicide... I mean with that one thing in my background... It's totally what people would expect of me.



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175,129 I like to think people look at my facebook profile and get jealous of my life



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175,128 Men like to jerk off into their wives' dirty undies. What fun is that? She'll wash the undies and the cum goes away. I do it differently. I jerk off into my wife's clean undies. I stand on a chair and hover over her open undies drawer. When I release it gets over a few dozen pairs of undies. I then have to leave the drawer open for the next hour to be sure it dries. But I love knowing that as my wife is walking around during the day, most likely my cum is on her underwear.



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175,127 A friend's husband saw me walking my dog along the sidewalk. He gave me a big smile and a big hello and then proceeded to call me by the wrong name. I'm Julie. He kept calling me Jill. How many times have I been at his house? How many times have our children done things together? And he doesn't know my name?????



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175,126 I like the musky scent of an uncircumcised penis. It adds to the moment. If you rather it smelled like a lollipop, then go suck on some candy and leave sex to the adults. It's man scent and it's part of life.



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175,125 I run an investment company in NC that specializes in high wealth individuals who invest in commercial real estate.  Yesterday we had a conference call with out investor group where they told me that NC real estate is a no go due to the uncertain political situation and they view any investment in NC as a bad one, meaning that they will not invest in any NC company or property until the political situation in this state becomes more stable.  This is going to cost us $$$.  One of the woman who works for me said after we got off the phone that "who needs these liberals telling us good christian people in NC how to run our state"  Thank god the new HB2 law allows me to fire anyone for any reason, no more discrimination lawsuits.....Waiting for her to stroll into the office so I can fire her ass this am



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175,124 We all really know why wingnuts like Trump and career crooks like Clinton want to be President, truly smart and honest people don't want the job.



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175,123 We remember people as they were when we last saw them.  Upon seeing an old girlfriend from college on Facebook, oh my, time has not been kind. Glad you dumped me...thank you.



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175,122 Dr Phil and Hillary Clinton are Cobra agents. Ask Beachhead.



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175,121 Whenever someone mentions about an uncircumcised male having a smelly member, it always makes me question the male's hygiene practices. Otherwise, maybe they have a bacterial imbalance?
I've been with circumcised and uncircumised guys and only one of them smelt occasionally and that was when he hadn't showered in a couple of days.



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175,120 Believe in me, cuz I believe in you



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175,119 "It scared me to death, literally."

I hate dumb people.



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175,118 Have a shower with him and teach him how to clean his pp:p



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175,117 My husband and I have each others' passwords to just about everything.  He never looks at any of my stuff, though he could if he wanted to.  He just doesn't have the time - nor interest, really.

I look at his stuff when the occasion calls for it.  He travels a lot for work and sometimes he needs me to look things up for him when he gets too busy - a phone number in a Facebook message, an address within a work email, something the bank sent to his Gmail, whatever.

But what I love the most is his Facebook. He knows I look at it daily.  We have nearly 100 mutual friends, but what I look at is his other friends and family.  Some of them are red-hot messes, and the entertainment is endless.  For example, he has a female friend from school who is into those "reborn" dolls.  Look them up if you don't know what they are.  Creepy.  But lately she's gotten into these other "dolls," or whatever you want to call them, that, instead of babies, are monkeys.  Little baby monkeys that are dressed like infants.  She dresses them up in onesies and pacifiers and bonnets, and actually brings them with her around town in baby seats and strollers.  She has a whole "nursery" set up in a room of her house.

There's the 200+lb school friend who's going through a mid-life crisis.  She's cut her hair into a pixie which is bleached and dyed pink and blue.  She's gotten several body piercings and huge, horrendous scratcher tattoos in places such as across her ample bosoms and up her legs and thighs.  She wears clothes that proudly show off these tats.  So gross.

There're the friends stuck in the 80s, the fire-and-brimstone Jesus freak family members, the 40yo cousin still living with mommy while waiting for his girlfriend to get out of jail,  the ones obviously cheating on their spouses, my stepkids and all their drama and of course all of the psycho fighting over politics.  I used to have just about all of them on my friends list, but I've unfriended them all (even my stepkids). I like/love most of these people, but I don't want them as my friends because they would always bring their drama to my page. So I watch them vicariously though his page.

But I can't see anything anymore.

My husband is reapplying for his lapsed security clearance for an assignment at his job, and so he deactivated his page.  It's not that he wrote anything particularly bad - he's a really good man - but you never know what someone may find "concerning."  He participated in some of the political discussions/debates/arguments and just wanted to be careful.

I'm dying.  I miss the drama.  I need to see what's going on with these nutcases, but I can't.  I could sign in to his account in the middle of the night and then deactivate the page again when I'm finished reading, but you know SOMEONE is bound to be up in the wee hours, and if they saw "him" on, they'd say something, and he'd be pissed.  No one knows about the security clearance; he told everyone he was just tired of the politics bullshit.  I can't mess anything up for him.  Arg.



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175,116 I try, but I hate my husband. Even he knows he's an ass.



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175,115 Awww fuck...another penny anty job that won't last... Onwards and upwards, right? Oh well, another interview tomorrow and while I could be your girlfriend and have such economic issues solved...I recoil at your physical advances.
I tried...I'm not getting any younger but would like to be with someone I'm actually attracted to..And you should have someone actually attracted to you. Meh, getting with someone mainly for the money...gonna be earning it anyway...May as well go work another lil job and try to find one I can stand.
My terms.
None of your rolls.
And I won't have to politely try and enjoy your sense of humor.
It doesn't sound so bad...



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175,114 My boyfriend's uncircumcised peepee gets a little - well, you know. It's smells worse than low tide at the swamp.

I have a theory. I think it festers because his foreskin creates a pocket over the head of his penis. It traps the germs in a moist warm environment. This doesn't happen with uncircumcised men. Their penis heads are exposed to the atmosphere. They dry out and air out. No chance for germ growth.

Sooooo, I have a device in mind, something which will retract a man's foreskin all day long while he's going about his business. It would leave the penis head exposed. No more moisture, no more warmth, no more yucky smell.

I wonder though, why am I trying to invent this. Shouldn't uncircumcised men be trying to fix their own problem? No, they seemed to be content with their Mr. Stinky, probably because they never have to put one in their mouth.

Necessity, the mother of invention. So true.



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175,113 My relationship with my husband is cute. There is love. No lust. I don't feel any sexual arousal from him. And he doesn't either, it's obvious coz we go months without sex. And even if we have sex it's a 5 mins sessions.
I have gotten so lonely and so depressed in life now. There are times now I wake up in tears, crying in my dreams. I hate the place I live in. I can't leave this, coz of my husband. And I will stay in this marriage till Im alive. I really don't have a choice. I am stuck. I love him. But not in love with him. And I have to stay.
I really need something in my life to keep me going. A friend. Someone, something.  After marriage I lost all my friends, coz I had to move to a different location. And I hate it here. I tried making friends, but it didn't work out.
My husband doesn't even smooch me. There are a million kisses on the cheeks n lips. But not one passionate long kiss.
He seems to be understanding, but I get judged so quickly. I love to go out. And weekends I need to beg, fight and cry to go out. He says you have your car, go out yourself, bloody hell I don't want to go alone, so I am asking you. We are not yet 30, and already he behaves like a retired man, wants to sleep at home or watch movies. He doesn't even know I have all these issues with him. And let it be that way.
It not like I had a rosey childhood. I had my fair share of pain. Hoped married life would be better. But this is incomplete.
I really need something in my life to hold on to. I need to be saved.



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175,112 Ive never been with a Asian or Oriental girl before. I had a huge crush on a S. Korean girl one time, but being in a relationship I didn't act on it.

Last night I had a dream, it was awesome. She was helping me "some golden skinned Asian girl", we fell. When we landed I was nude, she was nude and her legs.were wrapped around my back from behind. We both stayed still for a few. I knew if i rolled over my face would be in her waist, and the smooth beautiful legs I could feel were already stoking a strong desire. I did turn over. In unison she pulled me slowly as I slowly advanced to meet her face to face. We stared deep into each others eyes and instantly we began to make love. It was as if we were madly in love, not sex, not fucking, but making love. It was beautiful, it was powerful. I was so hard, and nearly heartbroken when I awoke.



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175,111 Damnit. Now he won't reply. On to the next, I suppose? Why is it so hard to find someone who wants what I do?! Just something simple, no strings attached, secret.



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175,110 I really want to spend one more day with her. I cant say just one, bit one would be amazing. I miss you, a lot! That fucking laugh, it makes me smile, and lightens up the room! *sigh*

I wonder...are you gone from me forever? I should have went with you that day, why didn't I say fuck it? Ive been kicking myself in the arse ever since. Even if we are just friends.



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175,109 I've thought about stealing food from the grocery store. I haven't sunk so low yet, but I'm close. If I get this job, fine. But if not, then what else can I do?



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175,108 My wife trims her pubic hair very short. When she's naked, like when she steps out of the shower and her legs are slightly apart, I can see her labia hanging down. They are very petite. Only about a quarter inch of flesh protrudes below her pussy. I live for that quarter inch. It's my favorite part of her body.



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175,107 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I kind of like Sanders. For one thing, he seems like a nice guy. That's important to me. As to his politics, he wants to break up the banks. My knee jerk response was no way. I worked in banking my entire career. I was the 1%. But the more I think about. We were paid too much. It was kind of obscene. And we were assholes.  We were. So if I tried to be completely fair, yes, Sanders breaking up the banks so the next generation of dicks like me - in fact don't turn out to be dicks like me. That's not a bad idea.



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175,106 Not a huge secret but something a lot of folks don't know: banks are leaving the traditional "brick and mortar" type of banking and looking more towards how to get more balanced/loan income, etc. Not a bad thing per se BUT: if you go into your local bank (be they big or little) and the employees start asking you about your plans for the year etc they are trying to sell you something! Maybe it's a HELOC, maybe it's an investment but they are probing for your information. While some of these things *may* be in your best interest the employees are feeling pressure and are asking to save their own hide. Always do your own research and make sure you're doing what's best for YOU. Not just the bank. :)

-bank employee for a decade



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175,105 Not a secret but most every police station in the country will allow you to complete these transactions in their parking lot.  My city actually has two signs in the parking lot designated for this.



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175,104 People don't like me. Universal truth. I worked at a company. People there sneered at me. I quit. I got a job at another company. Completely unrelated. People at the new job sneered.

I think it's because I think about things. I ask questions. I consider options and then make thoughtful decisions. This annoys people because often I interject when they make decisions. I point out there is a better way to accomplish something. People feel threatened by me. They think I'm trying to make them look thoughtless and incompetent. They are thoughtless and incompetent. But my goal isn't to let everyone know. My goal is to do what's right by the company.

Odd how this gets me in trouble. Doing the right thing is very bad for my personal enjoyment of work. I don't want to work at a place where no one likes me.

The bosses should intervene because if they allow the mocking to go on, they lose me, one of their most conscientious employees. But they don't intervene.

Message to all, don't do a good job. It's not worth the heartache. Just be a sheep and allow the company to fail.



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175,103 I'm buying something I saw on Craigslist. I'm about to meet a man in an empty parking lot. I'll be carrying a lot of cash. Honestly I'm scared. Look for me on the evening news.



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175,102 Sometimes after I do my business it feels so goooooood. It's like the after glow from sex!!!!



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175,101 I'm baffled by my wife's behavior. Last night our son was sick. He's 7. Puking his guts out. I stayed up with him. My wife couldn't be bothered. She was actually annoyed his sickness woke her.

Today he is home from school. I had to go to work. But at 9ᛆ I called home. He answered. Still not feeling too good. I asked him to put his mother on the phone. He said she left. She went to the gym. What?

I called her on her cell. Yep. She's at the gym. She left a 7 year old sick boy home alone. She is so lacking in compassion for her own son. She has no instinct to protect him and care for him. Her life is all about what she wants. It was a blatant display of me me me. This isn't the first time either. I don't think this marriage is going to work. I don't respect my wife. Deal killer right there.



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175,100 Does he or she say I love you when you hang up the phone? Because neither of us do. I look at our marriage and think so I want to spend the next 20 years not being in love. Or do I break my true love's (kids) hearts by HS separating. I don't know. Stuck in the same marriage. Sorry secret below me.



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