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175,299 There are plenty of guys out there who love chubby women. I happen to be one of them. To me, someone who is a size 6 is way too skinny for my preference (although I don't judge people who think that size is beautiful, to each his/her own). I always find it interesting that people who claim not to be "haters" are more than happy to judge others with harsh language at the same time. Fat, loud, ugly and coarse men are far too good for some people...



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175,298 You're a size 6, and complain men want you? You should be a little more graceful and thank you but no! I see your point. The shame of it is we balked at the ancient Greeks for infanticide. Now scientists are discovering that the kids left to die, had massive maladies. Now they wonder, how did they know?

Its unfortunate that Hitler fucked-up so many things. Brown pride, Asian pride, black pride. What are programmed to think when we hear that opposed to white pride? I'm very proud of my Anglo ancestors. All their accomplishments.
Eugenics also like you said, breeding two healthy people with the highest level of intelligence possible is another aspect Hitler fucked us on. Why? We do it with dogs don't we?

Society and its hypocritical bullshit.



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175,297 My dog still waits at the door if I say your name.  Weird.  Especially, after you and your family mistreated her all those times.



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175,296 What would you do if you could feel in your bones that your spouse was being unfaithful. Along with a ton of other rotten shit, that ill not mention? But not for the first time am.i being cheated on.

Seriously, please advise me.



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175,295 Damn I miss her. And I miss jet too. The first one (long pause) I want to boogy into her work with flowers and lay a big kiss upon those sweet lips. Pent-up within her are years of pain and a dams worth of tears. I want her to hold me and let the fucking thing burst. I love you! Always have.



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175,294 Another barber shop movie? Should I be surprised? No, I still want to gag.



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175,293 I want you back.  I want us back.  Can it happen?



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175,292 Those types of women want a caveman. They'll perceive kindness as weakness, and silence as stupidity. They want a guy to grab em by the fucking hair and say "bitch, shut the fuck up and suck my cock, rub on your face, now beg!".

Yes, they will keep taking, and taking, disrespectfully. Those ones are meant only for one thing...to be fucked and dismissed like they're nothing. They want that, need that on a primal level. They do not make good "partnerships". Not one of true love, reciprocity, respect or fidelity. A king needs a queen, not trailer trash.

That's not to say a trailer park honey couldn't be awesome in her values, intelligence, tactful...a princess.

Ugh...my wife is a leech. I bet over backward trying to make her happy. In the end when fucking her like an animal for hours on end stopped. We knew it was over. I left the state, met a sweet charming young woman and can utterly let my guard down at night. There are nights where she just needs me to hold her to sigh away the daily stressors of life, and I her. Its utter completion. Blissful. Very rare!



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175,291 I wish that fat, loud, ugly, coarse men would just realize that certain women are out of their league and stop trying to date me.  Yes, I'm a high-market-value female and I know it.  But I do not have to somehow "prove" that I'm a good person by letting some fellow three times my size rub his bovinity all over me.  

Rolls of fat are not attractive. Constant sweating, fallen arches, and recurring abdominal hernias are not attractive.  If a guy can't keep up with me on a five mile hike or thinks a long bike ride sounds exhausting, he's just boring and pokey to me.  And don't get me started on the whining and defensiveness, and catty remarks about more attractive men.

I'm not a "hater" if I don't want to date someone who looks unhealthy to me.  I don't want to be widowed early because my mate didn't take care of himself and succumbed to an entirely preventable obesity-related illness.

Besides, if chubby folks are so beautiful, why aren't the heavy guys chasing heavy women?  If flubber is so great, why doesn't a size 6 like me look ugly and emaciated to them?

I can't admit this to anybody!



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175,290 Here's my life.

I come into the kitchen this morning and my wife starts in:

"This milk tastes sour. Why does it taste sour. I don't like it. You have to bring it back to the store."

An hour later she calls out to me in the yard,

"The lawn mower it too loud. Can't you make it quieter? If not, shut it off and mow the lawn when I'm not home."

At lunchtime,

"What's for lunch? Make me something good. But don't make me a sandwich. I want something warm."

After lunch,

"Get off the phone. You've been on for 10 minutes. You'll run down the battery."

Followed by,

"Where are you taking me for dinner tonight? I feel like something fancy."

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Why are people like this? Why do relationships always become one giver and one taker?



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175,289 I wish the neighbor cross the street will pack and moved , can't stand him. He is the  most annoying guy who likes to get on other peoples business . Too bad this house is almost pay off, maybe I should convinced the husband to sell and build a new house with lots of privacy .



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175,288 None of my friends realize how awful my marriage is. I cover it up well. I'm not sure why? Embarrassment? Shame? Vanity? Pride? All the above?



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175,287 I'm the father of a prima donna. How did this happen? I feel sorry for the next generation of men. One of you will have to deal with her demands, but it won't be me.



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175,286 It will be OK. It will be OK. It will be OK. It will be OK.It will be OK. It will be OK. It will be OK. It will be OK.  It will be OK. It will be OK. It will be OK. It will be OK. It will be OK. It will be OK.



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175,285 Whether it was my brother or my brother-in-law doing the molesting of me at ages of 12-18, it was always about CONTROL. Sick fucks!! The only thing I feel guilty about, was that I never reported all of this, to save other young girls that they damaged.



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175,284 I'm really expecting to be fired during my next performance review.  So, for the last month, I haven't been doing much.  I've just been plodding along.  Doing a bit here, a little there, and making excuses for why my projects are behind.  Fuck it, nothing I do seems to be right anyway, so I've been job hunting, talking to recruiters, and going on interviews.

To you young people out there, learn the warning signs for when you're going to be fired.  Start sending out your resume immediately.  Never expect things to get better once the first warning sign hits.



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175,283 Yes, as a female, I do make sure I always wear fresh underwear. Your partner sounds scatterbrained. Perhaps you could teach her some organisational skills? In your wife's defence, perhaps she wears a feminine panty-pad in her panties and therefore her underwear isn't as dirty as you presume?



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175,282 One of the hottest things I've ever had said to me was by a stripper giving me a lapdance.  She put her big tits in my face and said, "Mmmmm... suck my big titties."  It was pretty hot.



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175,281 When getting ready for bed, my wife kicks off her underwear in our walk-in closet. They sit on the floor all night until she throws them in the hamper the next day.

A few weeks ago she did this, and there was a stack of her clean clothes on the floor. Her dirty underwear ended up top on the clean clothes.  The next day I noticed they were still there. She didn't realize they were dirty.

The pile of clean clothes sat there for the next week.  Then one day I saw that the dirty underwear was missing. I checked. My wife was wearing them. She must have seen them on the stack on put them on, not realizing she had already worn them.

1) Gross

2) Don't women check before putting on a pair of underwear?

3) Gross again.



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175,280 I think that Fox News has decided that their ratings are higher with a Democratic president.  If a Republican wins, it's actually bad for business.  So they paste Trump all over their channel and blast other candidates for him.  The many Trump scandals emerge during the general election, he loses.  In the end, America goes downhill but The O'Reilly Factor gets huge ratings.  Sorry, they are gonna be huuuuge.

- M 44 Conservative and local GOP official



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175,279 in the mid 80's i was home the summer after freshman year, at a party and i was talking with the hottest, smartest girl in our class, she was absolutely hammered.  Out of the blue she blurts out, "I shave my pussy, want to see?" Of course I said yes and she drops her pants in the middle of the party and everyone could see.

Last week I was eating alone after a long day of travel and this woman comes up to me as says "excuse me, aren't you.... from ....?" sure enough its the same girl who flashed me 30 ys ago.  She sits down, we start to chat about old times, a few drinks in I bring up the party, she has no memory of doing that.  She blushes, says she has to go, we exchange numbers so if I'm every in town again, blah blah.  I have one more beer and walk back to my hotel, I get a text from her, it says "I still shave" and there is a picture attached . Sure enough she still does



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175,278 Once I was fucking a woman I had just met that night.  And before finishing I asked her "Where do you want me to cum?"  She replied, "Wherever you want..."  Hottest answer ever.



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175,277 So I just joined a new gym, with the no contract option.  I was working a temp job so now I'm in between jobs.  I've been there at 9am, ive been there at 3pm.  This place has a lot of people no matter what time!  i understand the evening rush, or even early in the morning before work.  but 9 and 3...why are there so many people in the gym?  it's not packed, but it's definitely more people than you would think would be there.  I'm a girl so i like the chest press machine, and guys are always around that one.  it's annoying.  and when you walk in, everyone who works there is standing right there so you feel ambushed.  and when you walk by they all look at u.  this stuff shouldnt matter, but i don't wanna deal with that so i might just go back to my old gym.



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175,276 had a problem with birds -- cardinals and robins bashing their heads into my windows.  Solved the problem with a rubber snake on the windowsill!  Tri it.



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175,275 For birds, glass windows are worse than invisible. By reflecting foliage or sky, they look like inviting places to fly into. And because the sheer number of windows is so great, their toll on birds is huge. Up to about 1 billion birds die from window strikes in the U.S. each year.

Window strikes are something you should be aware of and try to prevent. Start by identifying dangerous windows. Large picture windows or a pair of windows at right angles to each other are usually the worst culprits. Go outside near your feeders and look at your windows from a bird's point of view. If you see branches or sky reflected in or through the glass, that's what the birds will see, too.

Hawk or falcon decals are mostly ineffective at deterring window strikes
Unfortunately, window decals rarely prevent bird strikes. Try some of these ideas to make your windows safer:

Relocate feeders and other attractants. Without changing your window, you might be able to reduce mortality, at least by resident birds, by moving your feeders and birdbaths to new locations. Bird strikes are more likely to be fatal when birds take off far enough away from the window to be flying at top speed when they hit. Feeders within 3 feet of window glass, or more than 30 feet away are the safest.

Cover the glass on the outside with window screening or netting at least 3 inches from the glass, taut enough to bounce birds off before they can hit the glass. This can be extremely effective. The Cornell Lab installed crop netting—the kind used to keep birds away from fruit trees—in front of a large picture window next to our bird-feeding garden. Small-mesh netting is best—ours is 5/8″ (1.6 cm) in diameter—so if birds do fly into it they won't get their heads or bodies entangled but will bounce off unharmed. You can mount the netting on a frame, such as a storm-window frame, for easy installation and removal.

Cover the glass with a one-way transparent film that permits people on the inside to see out, but makes the window appear opaque on the outside. You can find information about the best available products on the Fatal Light Awareness Program website. Make sure these kinds of products are mounted on the OUTSIDE of the glass.

Place a wooden grille or vertical tape strips on the outside of the glass, set not more than 4 inches apart, or mark the glass with soap or permanent paint in the same way.

Install external shutters and keep them closed when you're not in the room or taking advantage of the light or view. (These can be huge energy savers, too!) Install external sun shades or awnings on windows, to block the reflection of sunlight.

On new construction or when putting in new windows, consider double-hung windows, which have the screen on the outside of the glass. Alternatively, you might be able to ask your contractor to construct the window so the glass angles slightly downward and doesn't reflect sky and trees.

Unfortunately, in some cases this may void the warranty on the window.
Put decals, stickers, sun catchers, mylar strips, or other objects on the outside surface of the window. These are only effective when spaced very closely—no more than the span of a large hand between them. The design of a decal or sticker is immaterial. Hawk silhouette stickers are probably no more or less useful than any others. Some stickers sold in bird-feeding stores are colored in the ultraviolet spectrum—these appear transparent to our eyes but are visible to birds. Remember: placing just one or two window stickers on a large window is not going to prevent collisions—they must cover most of the glass with the spaces between too narrow for birds to fly through.

Keep the slats only half open on interior vertical blinds
Avoid visual paths to sky and greenery. Bright windows on the opposite wall from your picture window may give the illusion of an open path to the other side. Closing a window shade or a door between rooms can sometimes solve this situation.

How To Help A Window Collision Victim

If you find a bird dazed from a window collision, examine it for external injuries. If the wings are both held properly, neither dangling, and the eyes seem normal, see if it can perch in a branch unassisted. If so, leave it to recover on its own.

If the bird has a noticeable injury, get it to a wildlife rehabilitator as quickly as possible. Broken bones usually need proper attention within minutes or hours to heal properly without surgery. Use this online directory to find a rehabber near you.

Meanwhile, place it in a dark container such as a shoebox, and leave it somewhere quiet, out of reach of pets and other predators, for 15 minutes. If the weather is extremely cold, you may need to take it inside, but don't keep the bird too warm. Do not try to give it food and water, and resist handling it. The darkness will calm the bird while it revives, which should occur within a few minutes unless it is seriously injured. Do not open the box indoors to check on it or it might escape into your house and be hard to get back out!

Take the box outside every 15 minutes or so and open it—if the bird flies off, that's that! If it doesn't recover in a couple of hours, take it to a wildlife rehabilitator. Remember that, technically, it is illegal to handle a migratory bird without a permit, and medically helping an injured bird requires training, so your job is just to transport the bird to a rehabilitator.



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175,274 A surprising number of birds commit suicide by crashing into my windows. It's like something out of a horror movie. Maybe there is an evil presence in my house.



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175,273 Never once have I voted for a Presidential candidate who won.



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175,272 I am incredibly excited that Hillary was victorious in New York. Take that, BernieBrats! The people have spoken and we are ready for Madame President.



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175,271 I just met my ex lover and flashed him in the park.


This despite the fact that I'm a grown ass woman and told myself I would never see him again but men that are good in bed are so rare to find!!!
It's just a tease.



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175,270 The fact that the United States finds itself in a place where a fucking communist has a legitimate shot at being the president is shameful. When the only place on earth that has given hope to all of the other people as a place for opportunity to take your shot, to gamble, to work hard and find some reward for it, turns into a dump for beggars and crybabies looking for handouts and to be taken care of from cradle to grave, it's fucking over. You all disgust me.



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175,269 I don't think America's poor people realize their power. There are far more poor people than rich people. You can control everything with your vote.



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175,268 Been thinking about you lately, wondering how you are. Your health and your dog are what comes to mind.
Myself and my pups... well, he is on the way out, while she is still the same.
But she knows something is wrong with me. We know she's always been in tune with me like that.
Having a consult for my next surgery soon, too. This one will probably take all motion out of my neck. But I'm ok with that because it's better than what it is now.

Need you to know that you were enough, but I wasn't enough for you. Couldn't be who you needed me to be with family getting in the way like they did. Maybe that's a direct reflection of me, but it's what it is.

But I'm happy now. I hope you are, too - on whatever level you can find it.
There's truth in right person, wrong time. Not sure when our time would ever be, or if it's come and gone.

The time we shared was a time of extremes and I wouldn't trade it for anything. I loved you hard and I regret nothing.
You made me a better person.
I'll love you always.



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175,267 Sweetheart, you are beautiful. Beauty comes in all colors and all shapes. Everyday you should write down something you love about yourself. Even if it's small like I love how my fingernails look or how thick my hair is or how my eyes are beautiful. (I for one love brown eyes, don't you know how many songs there are about brown eye girls?) Do it for 30 days and then let us know how it works out.



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175,266 clicked on watchmojo's top 10 hottest hispanic celebrity's video. HUGE MISTAKE. i've always HATED that i was mexican. i've always thought that if i was asian i would be prettier, and skinnier. watching this video only made me more self conscious. just comparing myself to them... i am nowhere pretty enough... im not tall... i have small breasts... i hate my skin tone... im not dark or tan at all... but my sister is lighter. i really wish my skin was pale as fuck... and i have nasty boring plain brown eyes. since i will never be able to afford all the work i want done i have often fantasized about setting myself on fire. im not pretty or skinny enough to deserve to live.



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175,265 When I join groups on Facebook, it makes me sad to know just how many of them have low-paying/menial jobs.  It's the overwhelming majority.  

When you watch shows on TV you'd swear everyone in the US is a lawyer, scientist, ad exec, doctor, nurse, etc.  

No, lots of people of menial jobs in fast food and retail.  Many people don't have the luxuries that only the few that are paraded all over the media have.  Seriously, 1 in 3 US children have difficulty meeting their nutritional needs due to lack of food.  Can you imagine that?

The American dream is quite dead.



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175,264 I had this temp job, it was pretty nice, nice boss, cushy environment.  Not really stressful, the thing is there was a lot of down time and you get bored.  That's not a great thing because then you get tired and wanna fall asleep.  lol.  But i would just go online.  i noticed that once i wasn't doing anything because i was done with my work, my boss would notice and have me do the most menial things.  not that she did it on purpose, but i realized that's how these jobs are. I don't mind running errands, making coffee, office stuff, that's all good.  I don't like looking for shit, because it's like, where do i look?  ur on a wild goose chase and don't know where to start.  or moving office equipment around.  that wasn't in the job description.  im not that strong, but she can't do it, she's way older.   That one really gets me because i have no upper body strength, i never had to move equipment around before.  that's not administrative work.  or taking sticky labels off envelopes but u have to use your nails to do it.  thank God i didn't have a manicure.  that's not office work!  answering phones, making copies, faxing, filing, making coffee even, that's for the office.  not heavy lifting and taking stickers off envelopes because you see im not doing anything.  now i know.  these types of jobs yea they pay u for your time, but as long as you're there just sitting around because u finished your work they'll have u do anything.  this makes me want to go back to school, but honestly, how many people have degrees and can't find jobs?  idk what to do.  i need to find something that matters to me and go in that field or learn a vocation because this job showed me i need to get off my ass and figure it out.



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175,262 I should be working... but I'm watching an interview with Taylor Swift.  Wow, she is so, so talented.  Such an amazing songwriter.

m/47



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175,261 I look at the Facebook pages of my childhood friends, and I realize how working class they really were.  Not that it's a bad thing, it's just that my parents were both highly educated, and that's a value they instilled on their kids.  My childhood friends didn't come from that background.  They now all work blue and gray collar jobs, minimal pay jobs.  I don't think we'd have become close friends now like when we were kids.  But the only reason we become friends as kids is because we all lived in the same neighborhood.



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175,260 I wish I'd fuck someone with experience at least once, just to say I had.



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175,259 The idiocy is rampant AND staggering.



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175,258 I don't find the time to jack off often. Too busy. But when I finally get a day to myself, I'll jack off twice.



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175,257 I'm too sick to be with anyone. Period.



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175,256 I'm not up on computers like some people.  My boyfriend told me something about virtual reality coming this year.  then made a "joke" about how he won't be needing me, obviously we were talking about virtual porn type stuff.  So what's up with that?  Is it like animated computer girls, or real girls having sex with you with those mask/headsets on?  like the same way when u play a video game u can talk to real people, is it interactive sex with a headset or with animated girls?  either way i don't like it.  it's a very blurry line.  if it's real girls in the world, that's cheating, it's cyber sex.  if it's animated girls, and it's more than once (people are curious i get that) it's a little disgusting.  is that what the world is going to?  there are already fuckdolls.  i knew a guy who had a lifelike fuckdoll, skin felt real holes felt real he said, once he told me that i lost any sexual respect i had for him.  its basically fucking a robot, something with no soul that looks real.  that's sick.  girls are difficult but so are guys.  these guys, all to fuck something without the work involved, will resort to this shit?  the divide between men and women will only be greater as this stuff continues to be out there.  There was something i read the other day on how supposedly women would rather share a dominant man who would protect them, a manly man, than have a less dominant man all to themselves.  I would rather be the sidepiece of a guy who wants to be out there living and having a good time in the real world than the girlfriend of a guy who fucks girls in cyberspace.



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175,255 I cheated on my boyfriend with someone famous. It's crazy. I had no idea. I was at the skate park trying to roller skate the bowl. I ended up getting frustrated and left the park, and started walking to the bus stop. This guy who earlier complimented my roller skates runs after me saying he thinks I'm really cute and that he would regret not saying it. I swear, my heart dropped.
I never had anyone do that to me, and he was so attractive, I was in shock. We talked a little and I told him I was frustrated because I haven't skated in a while and I wasn't doing well. He ended up convincing me to go back and he held my hands as I skated the bowl, I swear my heart stopped.
We texted for a two days afterwards and than we met again at another skate park. We hung around there for a while before heading back to his place. I was really nervous and shy...I couldn't believe this cute guy liked me. He made me a grilled cheese and some tea. We hung out in his room...and that's where I started to freak out a little inside. I barely knew him but he kept looking at me in that way guys do when they want to have sex...and I was so shy and self-conscious. But he ended up pinning me down and started kissing me. I was too shocked to even say no...and when it was clear he wanted to have sex, I panicked and just ended up giving head. I didn't even let him touch me..
Next day, I realize that his band is actually a big thing and not a small DIY band like I thought it was.
We haven't talked much since. I tried to hang out with him again (probably at his place). but no answer.
Oh well. I was an accidental groupie.



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175,254 You have to be suspicious of movements that keep changing their names.  They repackage themselves generation after generation into something new, in the hopes that the next generation doesn't relate them to the movements of the past.  The only movements that do this are the movements that have repeatedly failed.

For example, I am a capitalist.  For the past 200 years, those who have shared my belief system have called themselves capitalists, too.  I have no shame in saying I am a capitalist because capitalism has been wildly successful.  It has done more to lift people out of poverty and improve the standard of living in the US than any other force.  If you don't believe me, take a trip to Latin America and take a look at their poor.  Now compare them to poor Americans.  Point made, case closed.

Now compare this to the belief system of the other side.  In 200 years those who believe capitalism to be a plague have called themselves socialists, Marxists, Maoists, Leninists, Stalinists, communists, liberals, progressives, democratic socialists, revolutionists, Reds, Greens, and Leftists.  And that's just a sample of the names they've called themselves as they've tried to sell a turd to the next generation.

Meanwhile, after 200 years, I proudly call myself a capitalist.  200 years from now, people will still call themselves capitalists.



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175,253 When you figure out that your partner has autism....run.



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175,252 Bureaucracy is the worst fucking invention of mankind.  An infinite cascade of dumbness that pours down like a goddamned waterfall on the rest of us from on high.  People so locked into policies and procedures that don't make any sense that they appear to have lost all ability to think for themselves with any kind of reason or common sense.  Whoring mother of Saddam, how in the fuck did I end up here?



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175,251 A really cute young woman that I saw last night and opened the door for came and made small talk with me today. Oh my. I cant explain why or how my body reacted the way it did. I was literally awash with emotions and desires like ive never ever experienced. I just wanted to kiss her on the spot. I have a massive crush now, and have since been in and out really hoping to see her. Imagine having her aroma all over me and saying to my dishonest and unfaithful girlfriend "hmm, what smell honey?".



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175,250 The Russians used the term Democratic Socialism because "Communism" was a taboo term.  This was before the Russians killed 15,000,000 people.  The politicians know that people are stupid and don't know history.  Democratic Socialism is indeed communism.



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175,249 Lol, there's this crazy chick who had an affair with a bisexual man, who happens to be married to a woman  . Who for whatever reason thinks I want her " boyfriend" . First of all you are not even his type , he likes exotic looking women ( like his wife) secondly you are just average looking with a body of a 12 year old and a very plain face so you got some nerve to be talking about other people's appareance, third he likes very educated women his first wife is a Doctor you dumb idiot , fourth he is not even my type sure I used to like him back when he was still young (35) he is not 35 anymore and his personality sucks .  So no you can screw him or other married guys all you want I don't care , my life is great  so please grow up get some dignity and get over your daddy issues .



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175,248 Your wrong hes with me because im more fit sexier and better in bed than you it not cuz you so called dont want him right now its cuz he wants me more....stupid fat cow..he will also tell u anything to keep tje peace on your crazy azz....i should report u....so f7ck off thats the only reason.......



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175,247 It's not an affair if he is just your 'boyfriend'. Boyfriends are boyfriends. You can have a few. Unlike a husband.



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175,246 I've been having an affair for under a week and I am falling HARD. And I think he is too. I've never felt such an instant connection to somebody. Wow! Now I just have to leave my boyfriend...



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175,245 Its sad to watch Americans duke out their political opinions. It seems the 'all or nothing' system creates more animosity than it solves any problems. And the spectre of 'socialism' is wielded so inaccurately. Hell, like the current system is working for you????

Canada (ostensibly 'socialist' but honestly not even close) is far from perfect, yet we are miles ahead of our poor southern neighbors. i think i can safely speak for many when i say we watch u.s. politics with a mix of awe, pity, and fear.



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175,244 Beth was this gorgeous 18-year old college redhead who I once met through a friend when she was a freshman at college and I was 30 back in 1999.  We only met once, but somehow we exchanged e-mails once, and I said if she ever needed to talk, give me a call.  Well, she did call once, and we were both drunk and ended up having phone sex.  I've never seen her since, but we became Facebook friends.  We both got married, had a few kids, she's still gorgeous and in shape, except her titties are huge now, and...

I see she's back to using her maiden name.  Looks like Beth got divorced.  She lives in the area.  I'm seeing what I can get out of this now.



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175,243 It's funny how the election slate is working out. You have the choice of Hillary. She is clearly everything bad about US politics. From the big money donors to the half truths we've come to expect.

Then there is B. Sanders wanting to end the corruption.

And oddly enough, on completely the other side of the fence, there's D. Trump also wanting to end the corruption.

When have we ever seen that before? The two polar opposites wanting the same thing.  To me it says corruption must be one mother of a huge problem.

So there are your choices. Vote yes for corruption. Or end corruption with two different flavors, Sanders or Trump.

I hope people see this. It's time for corruption to end.



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175,242 175239: There is a reason the people with $100M have their money. They will likely find a way not to foot the free hand out, as they have been able to successfully do so for decades and centuries. Why pray tell does Bernie Sanders change historic precedent? No, I am not a millionaire or billionaire, either.



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175,241 Ten years ago I was being railroaded out of a job by a boss who didn't like me.  A couple weeks before I left, I had to coordinate a conference call that was being recorded as part of an educational program we had put together.  This was before webinars, when the moderator could press a button on his computer and mute all the callers.  We had to ask all the listeners to please mute their phones during the presentation, since it was being recorded.  I spent two hours not paying attention to the call, because I wasn't going to be there anyway.  I was typing and instant messaging my friends through the whole thing.  A few days later, one of the vice presidents was really upset because they had received the recording of the session... but it was ruined because somebody spent the entire two hours of the presentation unmuted and typing away.  I thought I had muted myself, but something has always told me that that typing belonged to me.  I just laugh when I think of it now.  Fucking assholes.



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175,240 "Uh oh, you're getting me horny," I told her over the phone.
"Huh?  Why?"
"Because hearing your voice reminds me of when you called me to tell me about how you and you friend fucked this one guy together, and I started jerking off while you listened to me."
"Haha, really?"
"Yeah!  And now I'm getting horny again and feel like I need to jerk off."
"Well, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?"

And with that, I pulled down my pants and started jerking off while she talked calmly to me about her life, the weather, whatever.  And when I blew my load, she laughed and asked if I felt better.  I sure did feel better.  There aren't a lot of girls like her in the world.



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175,239 Who will pay for the free college and free health care? The people worth $100 million that's who. Please pay attention.  I strongly suspect that those who are against this idea are simply looking to keep as much of their ill-gotten gains as possible.



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175,238 Many except that President Lincoln was racist to some degree or another. Even many of the abolitionists of the time would be considered racist by today's standards. But you know what? He made some of the most significant contributions towards helping the cause of freed slaves. He had to walk a fine line and advance the cause incrementally.
We have a problem with Wall Street. We have a problem with a disfunctional government in Washington. People are upset and feel underrepresented. The outrage is felt by the left and the right. This is partly due to the fact that many on the right don't realize that they should be on the left, and many on the left, particularly younger voters, don't know anything, period.
So who will lead us? Will pragmatism and diligence pave the way, or will populist cronies lie and screw things up as best they can for the next four years.
The way I see it is that the President has shown the necessary discretion in keeping us out of costly conflicts, unlike his predecessor. Blame for wars in Iraq and Afghanistan lays at the feet of the people who didn't vote for Gore, because of their naive and wide-eyed hope that Ralph Nader would come swooping in to save the country from corruption and corporate influence. (Sounds familiar?)
We need to send all these little lefties back to civics class, and get them interested in local politics. Tell them that politics isn't like the NBA finals. Stop being silly. The people on the right that are supporting Trump should take a look at themselves in the mirror, and except who you are: A Democrat, and that goes for Trump too.



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175,237 Democratic socialism is not communism. Sheesh.



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175,236 To 175229: First, not everyone on Wall St. makes bank. They are good at fucking their own people as well. Ask anyone who got laid off in 2008. Thinking that everyone will get free healthcare and free college is completely delusional, as these items cannot be provided for "free." Essentially, you advocate the US become Communist. Ultimately, if you like long lines to buy a loaf of bread, or want to be forced to go work on a farm after you don't score high enough on your High School entry exam, then please vote for Bernie and feel the Bern! About the only positive from a Bern election will be the emergency of Larry David parodies of Bernie as President.



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175,235 First Japan, then Ecuador. Now I'm waiting for news of a massive earthquake in California. I'm particularly hoping to hear that Facebook headquarters has fallen into the ocean.



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175,234 You must believe in corruption. So yes, of course, vote for a corrupt candidate. Birds of a feather.



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175,233 I received a call from one of the Bernie supporters today. It was a very chipper caller who was incredibly enthusiastic about convincing me that I should feel the Bern. I agree with a few of Bernie's policies (for example, I think that weed should absolutely be legal), so I gave them the benefit of the doubt and listened to their spiel. Once they were done I politely asked them a few questions about Bernie's platform and that's when the facade began to quickly crumble.

The poor caller couldn't give me any comprehensive answers about his platform and where he actually stands. I was legitimately asking because I want to know more about what Bernie would actually do to affect the changes he has been going on about. The caller got quite upset that I was questioning them and soon they were yelling gibberish at me about how I need to vote for Bernie because he will fix the country and make everything better (but it's not like they told me why that was and how he would do that). I am a pretty patient person and I once again inquired about Bernie's platform but the caller was so worked up that they let out a frustrated screech and hung up on me (!).

I was nothing but nice and respectful to this caller, who was in all likelihood a volunteer, but asking simple questions about their candidate's policies was somehow too much. I am a registered Democrat and I was leaning towards voting for Bernie but his caller was so disrespectful and unhelpful that I think I am going to vote for Clinton tomorrow. Her callers were informative (they knew each and every policy backwards and forwards, in addition to knowing how Clinton would go about putting those policies into place) and polite (even when I grilled them about some sensitive topics, they didn't let it throw then off), which I appreciate.

Sometimes, politics comes down to the small things, like who you let represent you. Congratulations Hillary, your representatives have won me over and you have earned my vote.



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175,232 I moved to Florida and boy oh boy do I miss snow!

Oh wait a minute, no I don't. I didn't realize how much I hated snow until I moved here. Florida is heaven.



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175,231 My employer is a wealthy man.  When the state increased his tax rate so he was paying another $20,000 a year in taxes... guess what he did?  Did he gladly eat the loss personally?  No, he did not.  He fired me.  He let me go.  Minus $20,000 in new taxes, plus $60,000 in what he's no longer paying in salary and benefits to me.  I, his employee, am paying his higher taxes over the next three years.  And now here I am, on unemployment with no health insurance.  Oh, right: now I get fined by Obamacare because I don't have health insurance, because I got fired.

I still don't know why people don't understand how this dynamic works.  How many times does it have to happen before people start to understand?



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175,230 My wife was a high powered salesperson for a large bank. Her job was to first woo large clients into the bank. She'd charm them and get them to sign up with the bank.

Then once they were signed up, she'd milk them for every dollar. She price gouge the client on trades and loans. The goal was to get as much money from the client as possible, while keeping the client breathing just enough to stay alive.

Then I look at my marriage. First she wooed me to get me to sign up. Then she price gouged me on everything, keeping me barely breathing.

Just like my wife's corporate clients, I too have been played.



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175,229 I'm voting for The Bern exactly so he'll take down the rich Wall Street types. Everyone should do this. We'd get free college and free healthcare. All on the dime of some fucks worth $100 million. This is perfect.

If you don't vote this in, think of what will happen.

30 years ago there were average homeowners, and then some millionaires.

Now there are average home owners and super rich people like we've never seen before. The hedge funds and the internet IPOs have created a super rich crowd who don't know when enough is enough.

You think they're going to stop at their $100 million?  I think they will keep going until they have every penny in your bank account.

Stop it while we can. Let Bernie equalize the playing field.



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175,228 I've told the lies about my childhood for so long that I actually believed they were true.



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175,227 My dick doesn't work in the morning. Only at night.



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175,226 I just had a dream about you.  Shit.  Getting over you seems easy one day , then my head fucks me up.   Why'd I invest so much of myself into you when you were only going to run away????



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175,225 I just had a dream about you.  Shit.  Getting over you seems easy one day , then my head fucks me up.   Why'd I invest so much of myself into you when you were only going to run away????



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175,224 Leave your abusive husband. There are resources for victims of domestic violence. They have women's shelters and programs that help women and children escape and get back on their feet. It may seem like an impossible task but it isn't. I volunteer at shelters and they have a lot of resources.
Call the National Domestic Abuse Hotline at 1-800-799-7233.

And before you assume I know nothing about it, I grew up in an abusive home as did my siblings. My mother never left. My stepfather abused her, my brother, and me. My brother more than me. The other kids he left pretty much alone. All four of us have been affected by this.
My brother who was abused the most grew up and became abusive even though he was the one that always tried to protect us.
My little sister who was just a witness to the violence and mental abuse dates men just like her father. She's ended up in the hospital three times.
My little brother who was the one kid his dad even seemed to love is afraid to have children or get married because he doesn't want to be like his dad. He works 2 jobs and never sees any of us.
I ran away from home when I was 17 to get away and it has taken me years to get my life together.
None of us talk to my mom except my older brother. Each of us blame her for not getting us out of there even though we know it is not truly her fault.

I'm not saying your case is anything like ours but it messes with your kids even if you don't think it does, even if only some are getting abused. I see it time and time and again at the shelter. You also see the kids slowly realize it's safe. Slowly become children again.

Good luck!!



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175,223 Monday morning.  Back to this job and this abusive boss.  I've been desperately trying to leave.  I've had 6 interviews in the 7 months that I've been here.  I can't seem to land another job.  I think I'm getting too old and people don't want to hire me.  I'm drowning in debt, too.  This sucks so bad.



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175,222 My daughter didn't get the scholarship and I didn't get the job I so much needed. This means my three children and I can't leave thier abusive, toxic, alcoholic father. My 17 year old daughter was very upset at not getting the scholarship because she knew the  freedom it would bring from her father. (He is especially a tyrant and bully to her.) I tried to be comforting to her by telling her something else is coming our way. Secretly I am equally devestated.
Prayers for my children and I would be great.



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175,221 Miss Lyss,

I miss you terribly. I'm in a relationship and happy, but you were my first love. That's never going to change. You'll never see this, but on the off-chance you do, just know that I still love you just as much as I ever have. I hope you're doing well.

With love,

Your "sexy ninja"



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175,220 I am Mensa-smart. I was invited to join a decade ago. I turned the invitation down. I much rather spend my time landscaping, bird watching, hiking with my dog than hang out withh a bunch of insufferable twats.



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175,219 My life is fucking falling a part



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175,218 There are people out there who love to have crazy, raucous and kinky sex and then there's boring old me. I could give a rat's ass about having sex, especially with my partner. We've been together for six years and haven't had sex in six months now. I'm hoping that I can hold off long enough that they will go see a prostitute or cheat on me so I won't have to deal with having sex with them ever again.

The moral of the story? Get out there and have more than three sexual partners and whatever you do don't get married until after you're 30.



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175,217 You want corruption American style? I live in a town with very modest houses. Plus a few expensive houses. The people in the modest houses control the politics because there are more of them. Ah democracy! Five years ago the local government raised the taxes on the high end houses to unbearably high levels. The people in the expensive houses could afford to pay. So many tried to sell their homes. No luck. The houses were expensive and the taxes were astronomical. Eventually these people lowered the price to dirt cheap. It took 5 years but the houses did eventually sell. To whom you might ask? To the people in the modest houses. That's how much the price of the expensive homes fell. They became the same price as the modest homes. But how could the people in the modest homes pay such astronomical taxes? Easy. As stated, they control the government. As soon as the expensive homes were purchased for dirt cheap, the houses were re-evaluated. The taxes were lowered by leaps and bounds. The new owners could suddenly afford the now cheap taxes. And that's how it's done. That's how to legally steal people's homes out from under them. That is corruption at its finest.



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175,216 My wife likes to be mad. She's happiest when she's mad. It's hell for the rest of us. But no matter, she's happy and that's what's important to her.



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175,215 I don't feel attractive anymore.



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175,214 I feel like I'm going insane and can't talk to anyone about it. Not fully. Not honestly.



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175,213 Someone save me from myself.



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175,212 I'm getting to the point where I can't hang on anymore. It hurts knowing that I have to keep faking this stupid fake smile everyday, I so badly just want to let go.



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175,211 I have a sister in law who always makes me cringe. She's like a parody. Whatever story anyone tells, the sister in law always turns it around to be about her. My wife says she saw an accident on the highway. Well that's nothing compared to the one seen by my sister in law. A neighbor tells how she had a great vacation in Florida. Well that's nothing compared to the sister in law's vacation in Hawaii. And this one takes the cake. Another woman married into this crazy family mentioned how her mother died and how sad she was. Well that's nothing compared to the grief experienced by the sister in law when her dog died. I shit you not. I've told my wife I can't go to these family outings anymore if the sister in is going to be there, far too annoying. But I'm sure the sister in law has a reason why her annoyance with me is so much greater.......



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175,210 Lately (the last year and a half or so) my boyfriend has become one of this people who is super insecure and always wants to starts fight.
For example, he likes to txt me at 7 am to say good morning, txt throughout the day to tell me what he ate, etc, etc. Every other week or so he won't txt me in the morning, he'll wait for me to txt him. He wants to see if I'll txt him. I don't necessarily need to txt someone the second I wake up or say I'm eating a salad but he does. I won't think of txting him. I work, I have kids, I go to school. I'm kinda super busy. By the time I do get around to it, he turns it into a big thing. He makes it into a big problem. He'll go on a rant and tell me that I don't feel the same way and we are not on the same page, that obviously I'm just with him because of his kid or that we have blended our finances together. Every once in a while, I won't txt him at all because I know he's gong to make a big deal out of me missing txting him good morning. We will go a day or two without talking. Eventually he'll txt me or call me and be really pissed. He once let on that he does it to see how long it will take me to contact him. He's always accusing me of lying and not believing where I am. He's very sensitive, too. It's like his whole goal in life is to get offended by everything. He wasn't always like this, he just kinda slowly morphed into it.
He's been working out of town since November and he's gotten even worse. We've been dating for 5 years and were supposed to move in with each other and blend families (we are both divorced with kids from our ex spouses) this  summer but honestly.... Fuck that. The only reason I haven't broken it off is with him out of town, his kiddos are staying with me (he comes back in June) So they wouldn't have to move in the middle f the school  year and then come back. (They're mother is not in the picture)



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175,209 My Grandmother was pretty stupid.  I didn't learn anything from her besides "Eat, eat."  I was relieved when she died so I didn't have to deal with her anymore.  Turns out no one at her Church liked her, either.



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175,208 Freedom, at this point feels more like a curse than a blessing. Being with a needy person can suck the autonomy right out of you to the point where you feel like you need their permission to take a crap.  

" it gets better" , says everyone. Yeah, I know. Been there , done that before, but when you're stuck in the shit , it still seems impossible to believe. This is hell.  

Btw , you REALLY need professional help.



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175,207 I know so many people who work at restaurants, or as dog walkers, or house painters, or lawn guys, and none of them pay taxes. They get paid in cash. How is that fair? Half the money I earn goes to the government. But some people don't have to pay at all? There ought to be a crackdown on these tax cheats.



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175,206 See how that works?

Trump's campaign manager pulls an aggressive reporter away from Trump. He gets arrested.

Hillary Clinton violates all sorts of laws by hiding her emails on a machine lacking security, compromising national security. She doesn't get arrested.

Wake up America.



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175,205 Within 20 years, Cuba will become America's 51st state.



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175,204 In Japan, women are so sensitive about the sounds they make in the bathroom that they would repeatedly flush so as to make the camouflage noise of running water. They did this so often that they were creating a water shortage.

In response, newer bathrooms in Japan are equipped with a sound system where you push a button and you will hear a recording of the toilet being flushed. Saves on water. Brilliant, except for the part that it's completely ridiculous.



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175,203 I live in a small apartment. I am also paranoid about noises coming from the bathroom. When I have a guest over who wishes to use the restroom, I turn on some music so that they may shit in peace, so that they won't worry that their business can be heard throughout the apartment. [I also place a box of wooden matches in there, so that the sulfur can crowd out the foul stench of their duty].



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175,202 I can drive drunk.  I'm very, very good at it.  Most people can't do what I can do.  In fact, almost nobody can drive drunk like I can.  This is why I think we need to get rid of the drunk driving laws.  I should have the right to drive drunk, even if there's an overwhelming threat from others.



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175,201 Every house or apartment I have lived in has had terrible bathroom acoustics. From 2 rooms away with the door closed I can hear my husband peeing. I hate being able to hear others or be heard in the bathroom. It makes me so nervous which then makes for terrible sounds when I eventually and reluctantly have to go. I don't want to have friends over and have to listen to them taking a shit.



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175,200 So I worked for an IT company and we manage a small truck dealership.

When I first arrived at this location, everything was a mess as they haven't had an IT Administrator in a few years. Takes me a good year to straighten everything out and get the network running smoothly, to a point where I can start to upgrade 6-year-old equipment. Everyone in the building is happy.. except.... The company owner.

One day he approaches me and explains that he is not happy. So my boss comes in for a face to face meeting along with me and a few other staff members in this dealership. The owner then proceeds to tell us that we don't communicate with him about anything. Citing examples of update meetings that never happened, due to his cancelation of the meeting every week. He further explains that it is our responsibility as the vendor to track him down and make him sit down to hear the updates.

So my boss and I cite numerous examples of how we, over the past six months, have tried to communicate with him via email and voice messages and his lack of response to all. His response, "I was mad at you and didn't want to talk to you."

Really? You are a 65-year-old multi-millionaire running this business and you could not talk to us because you were mad. Are you serious? What a man-child. I would expect that behavior from a 15 year old girl going through puberty, but not a 65-year-old guy. Grow the fuck up!



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