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175,399 I'm tired of everything. I'm tired of food and sex and movies and sports. I want something new an exciting. I'm thinking this is why married people have affairs.



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175,398 Lessons that have been hard for me to learn:

(1) Love does not conquer all.
(2) Bad things can happen to good people, and vice versa.  
(3) Hard work does not constitute always constitute good fortune, somethings are just out of your control.
(4) The most motivating factor in our world is money.



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175,397 I am constantly fighting the urge to commit suicide.



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175,396 When I was 17, I went to play tennis with a female friend. We ended up kissing behind the high school. The other girl gave me a hickey. When I returned home, my mother saw the hickey and flipped out. She grounded me for obviously kissing a boy. She didn't realize I had been kissing a girl.



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175,395 Sometimes I think my ex's ex is trolling my ex. Complicated much? She had a thing for him. I don't blame her. She wouldn't admit it though. It was plain as day. I'm the middle child. Not that special. Not worth the misery. I'm fine with that. I carry on just fine with out regret. Actually, it was good to go through those years together. It's nice to arrive at a place where I have no fucks left. I was a placeholder. I lost a best friend which is what makes me the most sad. That, and doing my best to live in the system of mendacity. Everyone regrets being a sucker. That's all bad, but I miss that friendship the most. I'm guessing he did too.



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175,394 Your memory bounces in and out of my head at times.  Not sure what our existence was all about.  I've learned not to care.  I'm happy.  Glad you are too.



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175,393 I wish the president race was over so people could stop talking about bullshit politics. No matter who's elected its just going to get worse.



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175,392 I should've admired Prince more while he was alive ...



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175,391 I laugh at my boyfriend's jokes even though they are not funny. Why? Because I want him to propose to me. He's my last chance.



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175,390 Cops! Let me tell you about cops. I came to a T intersection. There was a car in front of me. For whatever reason it had passed through the painted white line and was hanging out into the intersection a little. It was so far past the white line that I pulled right up to the white line. When the bigger road finally cleared of traffic, the car in front of me pulled out. Fine. There were no other cars coming, so I pulled out too. Then I hear the cop's siren. A cop car had been behind me. I didn't know. He said I didn't stop at the intersection. He said when the car in front of me pulled out. I was supposed to move forward, come to a complete stop, and then proceed to make the turn.  I argued back that I was already on the white line. The car in front of me had gone too far. Just because they over shot the white didn't mean I had to do it too. I stopped exactly where I was supposed to stop and for that I get a ticket? Yep. That's how cops roll. I am not a fan.



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175,389 Trump, Clinton. Idgaf. I'm not american. I'm just having fun watching your country burn itself to the ground because of that freakshow you people call politics.

Who wants popcorn?



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175,388 I think it's terrific that the government is putting Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill.

- She was a Republican
- She was seriously pro-gun
- She was anti-government

The Tea Party couldn't ask for a better choice.



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175,387 Every once in a while I come across a work of fiction that piques my interest, but overall I would much rather read non-fiction. The truth (or rather "truth") is far more compelling to me. That said, some of the writers I hang out with are elitist fucks who constantly judge me for liking and writing non-fiction. One isn't better than the other, you jerks, it's just a matter of preference. Get over yourselves!



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175,386 My friend saw a UFO from a few hundred feet away.  So lucky.  I've always wanted to see one.



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175,385 i carry you. i carry you around.



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175,384 At the end of my life, I'll get to say I lived at the very height of the greatest empire in world history, right smack dab in the middle of it, and then right as it started going downhill.  I lived in the United States of America at the end of the Reagan years, when the USA was the greatest economic powerhouse in the history of mankind, so powerful that our greatest enemies ever, the Soviet Union and the Eastern Bloc, collapsed simply because they couldn't outspend us.  No nation has ever been less threatened than the USA was on December 26, 1991.  On that day, the USA eclipsed Rome in AD 119.  

And then I'll start to talk about how the decline started.  Americans became so comfortable in their wealth and security that they didn't look to see how corrupt their government became.  People were being jailed for years over little amounts of drugs.  The cops became soldiers unaccountable for their actions.  Then came Bush with his big government thugs under the guise of "security," and Obama with his race-baiting and money grabs under the guise of "equality."  And then in 2016, we became so envious of what other people had that we actually gave a communist a shot at the White House.

The history of the United States of America from July 4, 1776 to December 25, 1991 had been the story of a nation that became great because it understood that sacrifice made greatness.  From December 26, 1991 to now, the story of the USA is about how quickly envy and entitlement can destroy a once-great nation.



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175,383 What I tell people why I vote Republican:

"The Republicans and Democrats are both corrupt.  But I'd rather have corrupt people in office who leave me alone and let me keep my money than corrupt people in office who take my money 'for my own good.'"

I'm voting for Trump this year.



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175,382 People compliment me on how "beautiful" my two boys are.  They're not just "attractive," they're "beautiful."  Strangers routinely come up to me and my wife and tell us how attractive they are.  We always get approached by those people in the mall seeking child models.

Maybe they'll lose their looks as they get older, but for the time being, having beautiful children makes me feel attractive as I get older.



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175,381 I haven't voted in 20? 25 years?  I hate all politicians - all of them. I may vote for Trump just for the fact that EVERYONE else is scared shitless of him winning. If he wins, I'm going to laugh my ass off.



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175,380 I'm voting for Trump. My family and friends would be aghast if they knew. But here's why.

Republicans = don't care about us because we're not rich or so-called "educated."

BUT:

Democrats = don't care about us because we're not black, Muslim, gay, here illegally, criminals, or on welfare, AND loathe us because we're so-called "lower class."

So who's left standing? Hillary can't breathe without lying; Cruz is a phony pandering to his equally phony rich brethren; Sanders is a clueless ex-hippie who doesn't seem to know after 70 years of life that there's no such thing as a free lunch.

Fuck 'em all, TRUMP ALL THE WAY!



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175,379 Transgender people, get your penis out of my ladies room! Play act your perverted game all you want in private. But leave the rest of us alone! Enough is enough!



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175,378 When I was in college I used to see my roommate's girlfriend naked. There were three of us guys sharing an off campus apartment. One roommate had a girlfriend. She'd stay over some nights. My room was at the end of the hall. I'd used to do this thing where I'd leave my door open an inch with my lights off. I could hear them fucking late at night. When they were done, she'd come out of his room completely naked and scurry into the bathroom. Best part, she'd cup her pussy with one hand because I guess he'd spunk in there and she didn't want it to leak on to the floor. So she'd cup her pussy as she ran to the bathroom. Alot of good times in college.



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175,377 I hate bugs --- mosquitoes, gnats, spiders and the rest. Get the heck off my planet.



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175,376 I love fucking you.



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175,375 My roommate's boyfriend saw me naked as I went from the bathroom back to my bedroom. Hmm, this isn't fair. I pay rent. He doesn't. Why is he here all the fucking time?



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175,374 Gardens should be watered, not drowned. Would-be growers make the mistake of applying too much water from the hose. The roots are not able to breathe. This is bad for your plants. It prevents growth. Water some, but not too much.

Same too with marriage.



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175,373 I'm just kind of waiting to die. I worked. I retired. My kids are grown. My wife is gone. I sit and watch TV all day, waiting.



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175,372 I treated myself to a facial the other day and the girl who did it applied a chemical peel. I didn't think much of it at the time but now half of my face is breaking out. I have relatively good skin and don't wear much makeup but I'm so self conscious about my face right now that I went out and bought $200 worth of makeup to conceal whatever the heck is going on :(



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175,371 There is this average guy I know. One of those unassuming geeky guys with an IT, in a cubicle, gamer, glasses, tall... A regular guy. He comes  over to my house to "hang out." We will make various small talk tjst ranges from 3 minutes to an hour. We'll discuss video games or the latest movie, music books, whatever...a normal conversation--when he'll all of the sudden reach over and pull me close. His hands will slowly run all over me, kissing me, with a nipple in his mouth in less than 30 seconds. There is nothing sweeter than the feeling of him sliding his dick in my pussy. It's truly beautiful. I cum every fucking time we fuck. Usually multiple times. Just thinking of him makes me wet.
But looking at him you would never know it.
I found out by accident. I don't think anyone could compare to him. Sexually that is.



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175,370 Comparing the Alice in Chains front man to Prince is like comparing an Apple to Homemade Apple Pie Ala Mode.
They are the same but no.
Prince was an original who upon hearing him speak you could hear there was much more going on upstairs than your average rock star.



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175,369 Prince is a shock to the music world. I beg the query, what the fuck about Layne Staley? Far, far.more talented. Where was his huge send off? Fuck the media, they lie, Trump is right. Look how everyone hated Jackson until he passed. Then the media claims the "black" community doesn't think whites should be able to be shocked by "prince". Okay, if that's true fine. Fuck off, we have Hendrix assholes.

In truth. We are being divided by colour. Its a plan, a master plan of divide and conquer. Its a class, not colour issue, are you fuckers too blind to see it?

Besides, were all gonna die. Why not cover news that matters? Ah, that's right...keep U.S. "us" dumb, blind, distracted. Its working. Pitifully so.



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175,368 I used to say about the people in entertainment that bash America, "well then you should GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" And then Johnny Depp did exactly that. Moved to France or something. Huh. Ok...i can actually respect that. And then I started to see more...and more. This Trump/Hillary thing is really the deal breaker for me. Call me Johnny.



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175,367 I use to play guitar all the time. I played a lot of different instruments, but people that knew me think I'm a guitarist. I can play the guitar in my head, so I usually just do that instead of playing an actual guitar.
My mother hated guitarist and guitars so much that she smashed one of my first acoustic guitars on the front walk. (It wasn't the guitar's fault)
One time I was playing an electric 12 string with a band, and these guys came up to me and said I sounded just like Prince. It was a meaningful compliment.
I can still hear that cheap ass 12 string in my mind - out of tune. I once saw a mint version of it at a guitar show, and Thurston Moore from Sonic Youth had one. They were ok.



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175,366 175353 - Hi, 352 here. Thank you for your post. It made me smile and lifted my spirit. Know that you made a difference.



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175,365 75356- Been there, done that. All of those damn sites. Match, E Harmony, Plenty of Fish etc etc Give me a break.  Not one person I have met for a date was honest and upfront. 17 dates, 17 dates horrendous (or just boring) stories. And I did ask a guy out last summer, who promptly took it to mean that I was promiscuous (but, of course /sarcasm) and assaulted me - as in, reported-to-the-police-assault. So please, save me your pontificating.



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175,364 If someone wants to be transexual, fine.  I don't like how it seems to be encouraged through magazines and tv though.  I was reading cosmo, aka office slut magazine, and u get the typical dating questions.  so i'm reading, and then the person who wrote in says their partner is a trans.  honestly, once i see that i don't care.  there are typical dynamics between a man and a woman so when i see trans in there i'm really not interested in the advice given.  maybe that makes me close minded, but any value the question had to me is lost once i read that.  It's crazy to see what will happen, men becoming more feminine, women becoming more masculine.  If I don't end up with my boyfriend I don't see myself getting with another guy because I like being the woman in the relationship!



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175,363 The Illinois senate wants to legalize possession of 10 grams of marijuana. Sweet😊



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175,362 f* you NABP for not letting me pass and for letting extremely dumb people passed, how the F*** do you do your grading anyway?????



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175,361 It feels good to air things out. As long as we are doing so, fuck you Amazon and Netflix for not live streaming any movies by Harmony Korine, or the Life of Brian. Wtf? It's the little things that matter.



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175,360 Fuck ALL of these guitar playing JUNKIES. Who gives a SHIT about them?



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175,359 Ok, someone here said that they couldn't stand Prince. I couldn't stand David Bowie! Not now, not 30 years ago when I was a teenager. I didn't get his music, I didn't think he was handsome and I absolutely hated his fashion style! There, I said it!



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175,358 I'm really pissed at myself and I can't forgive myself... It's been going on for years.... I miss the old me.



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175,357 Im here to tell you that i love him and that hes amazing to me....he does love me and i absolutely adore him he is the most sexy amazing man i have ever been with i am head over heels in love with him...i would die for him....



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175,356 If I were interested in dating, and particularly if I had much to offer, I wouldn't be waiting for someone to ask me out, I would be doing the asking. Internet dating sites are abundant and there is no excuse for going through life alone if you would prefer not to.



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175,355 I'm on the precipice of either something great or a total disaster



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175,354 I love my boyfriend but I am in no rush to go see him at his house.  He basically hoards, his house is a mess and it's all his fault because he doesn't pick up after himself.  He buys stuff but doesn't clean up.  I'm not his maid or his mother.  I help, but unless I am allowed to throw everything away, there's not much else I can do.  I love spending time with him, but he always expects sex or his dick sucked.  I mean, like 1-2 hours of dick sucking.  We've been together for years, people calm down and relax in relationships and hang out, they don't always fuck.  I can never be with him just once without it being expected, and that's a turnoff.  If we could just hang out, and if it happens it happens, cool, but it's not like that.  It's expected and if I don't want to, he gets mad or tells me how his balls have to unload.  And he needs a certain amount of times to cum too, or else they're not empty.  And he takes forever to cum.  That's why I take so long sucking his dick, because he takes a long time.  I'm good at jerking him off but it still takes forever that way too.  And now he doesn't even wanna cum by me jerking him off, it has to be pussy.  That shit is annoying.  Sometimes i don't wanna fuck, but i'll jerk him off, and no he "needs" pussy.  It's a lie, he just prefers pussy.  And we spend so much of our time doing something sexual, it just feels like can he be with me for a day without expecting anything?  Like normal couples?  It turns into work at that point.



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175,353 Sometimes even a strong man can be intimidated by a strong woman. ;)



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175,352 I have the hardest time processing the fact that not one man is interested in me. I'm 44, anathletic coach with a dual college degree,  I make good money and  I am pretty cute yet nothing, zilch, nada. Not one man has asked me out in the last 6 years. Not one. it's disheartening.



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175,351 I believe you that the only reason I have him is because you don't want him.
Also that he loves you much more than me.
I challenge you,please take him, he is all yours.
My blessing to both of you .



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175,350 It disgusts  me to see 'anorexic' fat asses asking for money for treatment on tumbler when they are early like 300+ pounds. It makes me jealous to see how ill they get. At 5Ɖ starting at 145 I got down to 78 lbs and aside from low potassium levels and havingt to get iv's all the time I had no other real repercussions. And despite not getting that sick these motherfuckers made me go to treatment! I was healthy, just underweight! That space I was literally occupying should have been given to someone who was indeed sick, NOT ME! seeing how sick these bitches get makes me so jealous. I feel like my mental illness was not real, like it should have never been validated. I don't consider it valid because I was healthy despite how low I got and doctors shouldn't have either. It was just literally just that. Just a mental illness. Let me see therapist, once a month no dietician. NO WEIGHT GAIN ... Since ... You know, I was healthy. So what was the need for that? Now I'm fucking 115 and trying to lose. The only thing my time in treatment taught me was to hide it better. This time I won't be forced into any programs, and I won't get fat again. And I already know my body can handle whatever I do to it. So I'm totally be okay. And still not sick.



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175,349 One of my friends had an extremely ugly baby.  I mean downright FUGLY.  She has even joked little "Timmy", who's 4 now, was not a stunner when he was born.

But seriously, as an infant NO ONE ever mentioned how cute he was.  That compliment never crossed anyone's lips.  We all said stuff like "He looks like his Dad", etc.  She must known and felt hurt though. :(



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175,348 My husband has switched around his hours and now we're both getting ready for work at the same time.  I hate it!  

I loved my morning routine of getting up, taking a hot shit, and then jumping in the shower.  It made me feel clean and ready for the day.  Now I wake up and he's either taking a dump himself or he's in the shower.  So there I am holding it in for up to 30 minutes.  Not nice.

Then since I can't poop on demand, and I'm already nervous that he's in the next room, by the time I get ready for work I have stomach pains but I have to leave the house.  I try to poop when I get to work but I'm busy or the bathroom's occupied, etc., leading to more stomach pains and discomfort.  Ugh.

Even on days when I start later than him he makes some dumb excuse to hang around the house for an extra 15-20 minutes.  Who has an extra 20 minutes in the morning as they're heading for the door to spend just putzing around?  Who???  My husband, that's who!

Just leave already.  I wanna take a shit in peace!



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175,347 I'm feeling numb.
The first guy never called me back. He's the first guy I ever did a hoe-ish thing with.
The second has a girlfriend.



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175,346 Well behaved people seldom make history.



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175,345 I feel sick as a dog. I'm thinking I have the Zika virus.



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175,344 I'd say 95% of the calls I get on my landline phone are from telemarketers. Friends call me on my cell phone, or text me. So what the heck is the point of a landline phone at $30 per month?



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175,343 I wonder if all the celebrities who died of a drug overdose are sitting up in heaven feeling completely stupid. They had it all, but threw it away because of drugs.



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175,342 Strike 3. Males these days can be terribly disappointing. Set up a meeting and he flaked. Whoa.



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175,341 I lost my virginity in the back of a pickup truck.



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175,340 I like to visit this site because it feels like one of the only places I can go if I want to hear the truth. Thanks to all of you.



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175,339 Since when is size 6 skinny? I'm a 6... I don't think I'm skinny at all. I'm 5Ɖ That's so at that size that makes me average/chubby, but I'm also pregnant.I used to be so size 1, before baby. Once it pops out I'm gonna try for size 0. No one under 5Ƌ should be any larger than a size 5(I'm being generous. Even that is pushing it) short people just look horrible if they are to big.



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175,338 Vote for Hillary?
Great- It will be business as usual ,Politicians living like kings stealing from the people and making decisions that only help them to stay in power and  sell the USA down the river.
Trump at least loves the USA and will appoint people that can run the country. His heart is in the right place.
Hillary is all about power and legacy -just like her previous boss Obama!
Unfortunately Hillary will get in as the majority does not think for themselves. Think about the future of your kids if your own selfishness gets in the way.



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175,337 We all feel sad about the unnecessary death of a 57 year old Prince- but this is what happens when you mess around with drugs. When will people learn....? Oh it is so cool! Sure it ends up with you dead in a elevator at 57.He was lucky to make it that far.



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175,336 One of my coworkers just said that he and  his wife will live stream there suicide if trump wins.... wtf?



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175,335 I don't know what happened to my life. I was 30. I had a stellar career going. I was about to conquer the world.

Then I got married.

Then I had kids.

Suddenly I am 55. How? What? When?

I've spent the last 25 years putting bandaids on boo boos, and helping with algebra homework.

Where did MY life go?



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175,334 The whole story behind #RIPAmy is a good indicator of why the next generation is the worst one yet. God help the rest of us.



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175,333 it's sad to see Single Dad's trying to get laid. They use their kids like "hey, look at what a great Dad I am!"  ...in parks, in pics, etc.  
But they desperately want to pawn their kid off to the ex, or a babysitter so they can go Fuck some hot woman.



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175,332 How did I mistreat your dog



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175,331 I lie to you, too.



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175,330 I find this instant hysteria about transgendered folks peeing to be ridiculous. Do you think these transgendered folks just MAGICALLY appeared in the last month? NEWSFLASH: They have been peeing next to you since time began, and NOW it's a problem? Get over yourselves, bigots.



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175,329 I couldn't freaking stand Prince. I found everything he did to be super annoying and his music sucked. It's not like I can admit that on social media though, as everyone is losing it today. If only people gave as much of a damn about things that actually mattered, our world would be a much better place.



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175,328 I am very liberal, very open minded but I just don't feel comfortable about transgendered people in the bathroom with me or in women only spaces... sorry. guess I am a bigot. :( I feel bad but I also feel like every space is violated



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175,327 Strange dynamic. I cheated on my wife with a friend of hers. We had sex seven times. My wife didn't know of course. About a year later I was teasingly kidding around with my wife and I said she if she didn't do what I wanted, I'd go sleep with her best friend again. She said something like, "Oh right, like she'd ever have you."

So I explained. I said, "Yes, we've already done it. It was great."

My wife laughed mockingly.

Now it is a funny thing we mention to each other. Like my wife and I will have sex and I'll teasingly say she is better at it than her friend. My wife laughs and appreciates the compliment.

But so strange. My wife thinks I'm joking. I'm not. I really did it with her friend. Guess I'm getting a free pass on the tryst.



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175,326 Crying at work. I'm glad no one is here.



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175,325 I'm so sad about Prince.



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175,324 Everyday at 1ᚨ in the afternoon my wife calls me on her cell phone. That's her thing. To call me at 1ᚨ. It's a nice idea. But oh my fucking lord. Everyday the conversation starts out the same way. She dials the phone and then doesn't pay attention. I pickup on my end and say "Hello.... hello... hello..."  My wife doesn't think to put the phone to her ear. She can't hear me talking. Thinking there's no one there, she hangs up and dials again. Every time I start screaming into the, "Put the phone to your ear!  Put the phone to your ear!"

She eventually gets it and we have a conversation. But my god, what the hell is wrong with this woman?  Who calls and then doesn't understand she needs to put the phone to her ear? She's 48. You'd think she'd know the simpler things in life by now. PUT THE DAMNED PHONE TO YOUR EAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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175,323 The FLU?! Prince died of THE FLU!?



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175,322 For my birthday I want a professional-grade espresso machine with the wand for foaming.  For a year I worked at a french cafe and I made the best foam they had ever seen.  The other employees would ask me to make them cappuccinos and lattes every day.  Seriously, I was that good.  Now I long for my own machine.  I want to make my husband's coffee every morning.  I know he would love that.  So would I!



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175,321 Prince has died. I'm devastated. I spent countless hours listening to his music.

M55



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175,320 In retrospect, of course, I now know and realize...
You suck as a person and aren't much to look at...
I got over the latter (thank-you oxytocin and your wallet...your sweet words my hungry self devoured)
First I grew to like you and then love you...once

But really...some personal vendetta against dentists cleaning your piranha mouth that you'd "never get your teeth cleaned ever again"?!?  Yeah, you're the closest thing to a human Petri dish I have ever dated



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175,319 The second Bush: unpragmatic, wide-eyed unicorn chasers voted for Nader, which divided the left and handed the election to Bush. This resulted in one of the worst American foreign policy disasters of all time. So, there is that...otherwise, it's fairly copacetic



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175,318 I predict a time in the future where young girls and women will be in constant danger of being kidnapped and sold by worldwide prostitution rings. Sex trafficking already a big problem now but I think it will get worse.



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175,317 It's not transgendered people that I'm afraid of using the bathroom. It's heterosexual male predators pretending to be transgendered I'm really worried about.



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175,316 My wife and I had a long-coming argument over how she shows no interest in me. Everything is all about her.

She denied it, saying she is very interested in me and all I do.

I pointed out how I've worked in the same office for 17 years and she's never once come to visit. Can you imagine? 17 years of me going to the same place everyday and she's never once stepped foot in the door.

She explained.  She said yesterday she was busy because she had to meet a friend.  The day before that, she had some errands to run. The day before that she was doing a load of laundry....

She was actually going to explain how she was busy on each and every day over the past 17 years.

I don't like this woman. She's self centered and really not smart.



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175,315 I think the world will fall into chaos this summer.

* Great Britain is voting to leave the EU.

* Greece will default on its debt, sending the rest of the EU into turmoil.

* As the weather warms, many more refugees will flee the Middle East and end up homeless in many nations.

* The US republican convention will lead to riots when Trump is skipped over for the nomination.

* The Olympics will incite fear of more terrorism and the Zika virus.

Chaos will be a big theme this summer. I think I'll skip going away on vacation and watch it all from the TV on my back porch.



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175,314 Underwear are expensive some people hit up dollar stores and hand them out to street women.. As a struggling artist who can now afford her own underwear I am no prude



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175,313 President Obama, you're a hypocrite in your support of the UK to remain in Europe, when your United States of America would NEVER sign over its sovereignty to another body.



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175,312 sometimes i change my clothes in the bathroom at work. i dont mind if a woman walks in and sees me, but i dont understand how and why a transgendered man has the right to see me half naked.



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175,311 Gloom and Doom.... That's all I hear about the election this time. Trump will destroy the country, Clinton is in the pockets of big Wall street banks, Cruz is the anti-Christ, Sanders wants this country to become communist. Here are a few secrets most people are not thinking about.
1. This country has seen worse and we are over 240 years old.
2. The president has very little power to do ANYTHING in this country anymore. Basically a figurehead. Congress and Supreme court holds the power.
3. We had Nixon, Reagan, Bush 1 and 2, Pearl Harbor and 9/11 and still are walking around free and breathing.. lighten up with the gloom and doom... not going to happen



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175,310 I have never had a women send me a nudie until last night. We were just in a facebook messenger conversation and the subject of selfies was brought up.  few minutes later, back and forth conversation went on, then ding, a nude selfie came over. It was her because I looked up her photos on facebook. She asked how she looked. She looked great for being 52. I could not believe it. A 52 y.o. woman sent me a nude selfie.
How much better can life get.



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175,309 69 + 70
Democracy is doomed. Once the majority masses realize they can vote the person into power who promises them the most - it is over. The country goes down. This is what happening in the USA now. Democrats promise the masses the moon and they  will vote for them. They don't want to take responsibility for their lives but need "big daddy" government to take  care of them. This attitude is not what made America great. Socialism has failed all over the globe, but the uninformed masses still don't see this. Look at Europe and South America.
Every empire falls but it came to the USA much sooner than we hoped. Our kids are voting for Bernie..... they don't want to work like their parents and grandparents. They think they are entitled to it all. Big surprise -one achieves that by working hard and not from the government. You will have to learn the hard way! The USA was great while it lasted...



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175,308 I really don't get the whole outrage over transgendered folks using the bathroom. It seems like people are using a small subset of the population as an excuse to be as bigoted as possible. If it really freaks you out that much, then just build more single occupancy bathrooms. Poof, manufactured "problem" solved.

P.S. Anyone who is worried about girls/women being attacked or harassed in bathrooms needs to realize that a stick figure on the door isn't stopping anyone if that's what they intend to do. People are fucking imbeciles. It's too bad we can't stop them from invading our bathrooms!



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175,307 Latinas, Latinos, brown people, black people, ethnic people are beautiful. The world has made you feel ugly because society is convinced that European features are the standards of beauty. Forget that. Dark skin, curves, dark hair, brown eyes, big noses, big lips, thick eyebrows. All of these things are just as beautiful as blonde hair, blue eyes, and skinny white girls. Everyone has their own beauty. Celebrate yourself and don't let anyone tell you you aren't attractive just because you're not white.



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175,306 Hopefully Ted Cruz wins. He's the only one who knows the truth about Bush knocking down the towers. Face it people, 9/11 NEVER HAPPENED. CRUZ is our ONLY shot of showing the rest of our people this well accepted fact!



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175,305 Hispanic and Mexican is not a race, Mexicans come in all colors and racers but most mexicans considerer themselves mestizos (biracial) even though some are not.  If a Chinese emigrates to Mexico and have children their kids are consider Mexicans , same with any other race.  I come from a mix of mostly Europeans but I also have like 25% of native on me.My siblings look mix like myself except for my oldest sister is a natural strawberry blonde and is very pale and her whole life she hated her looks , she used to dye her hair a very dark color and refuses to show her legs in the summer because she thinks they look too white. Sadly there are women and man who are not happy with their looks, brunettes want blonde hair, blondes want tan skin and asians want bigger eyes .
Just be happy with yourself  , in Mexico we have a say (no hay mujer fea, solo la que no se arregla)  Theres no such thing as a ugly women only the one that doesn't doll up.



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175,304 Leave indeed. Not easy, but I am inclined to agree with you. Thank you.



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175,303 I'm not at all in favor of Harriet Tubman on the $20 bill.  We are giving this honor to a black woman for political reasons. Not acceptable. We diminish our country so politicians can get a few more votes in November.



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175,302 If you feel your spouse is cheating, the only solution is to leave. I've been there. The feeling never goes away. The trust never returns. You make yourself crazy thinking about the what ifs. Time to go.



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175,301 I attended a family gathering recently. Haha. Uhm, I saw a lot of my relatives that i hadn't seen in some time. Including one of my cousins. She looked so beautiful in that dress, white with a flowery pattern, sheer, big strawberry blonde curls, and a beaming smile. Then I met her partner. Another woman. A brunette, damn near as hot. Ive been away for too long I thought.

The after party for us younger folks went off without a hitch. My cousin kept touching my arm, laying her head on me and so on. We were a little buzzed, all of us so I thought nothing of it.

Her girlfriend, I guess? Asked where I was going to he staying for the weekend of this event. My answer was a motel. She insisted I stay with them. My heart skipped a beat as I saw my drip dead gorgeous cousin standing there grinning.

I didn't even get the chance to say shit before the both of them were on my arm walking me to my car. I drove. They sat in back and made out for the ten minutes it took us to reach their apartment.

The sofa was fine with me. Their spare room was "unsuitable" for a guest, especially family said Emily. Her girlfriend was kissing and rubbing on her neck and shoulders all the while. Emily said goodnight as i watched her girlfriend rug her to the room.

It wasn't long before i heard i heard sensual and totally arousing muffled moans of two women in ecstasy. Little did i know, fuck me, when i peered over the back of the sofa to get a better listen, i could see right onto her room. Their door wasn't shut completely. I ducked as fast as my heart raced and my cock throbbed. Eventually the courage to look came over me. I saw Emily on her back, legs spread with that brunette's amazing ass in the air. She saw me. She made strong and unblinking eye contact with me. I was stunned and resumed my position in the sofa. In my underwear.

Who knows the hour. A dream swept over me of her. I awoke. Emily was slowly sucking my cock, stroking it like it was the first, only, or most captivating treat she's ever had. I tried to pretend to be asleep again. She straddled me, and whispers"i want you, its so bad, but i need it". I could feel her clit, and lips being rubbed from the tip of my cock to the base. I opened my eyes l, gently grasped her face and kissed those full soft lips. She still tasted like sweet pussy from her girlfriend. Then she slid down me slowly. We began to really get going. Shhh. She would say as she moaned louder and louder. We ended up on the floor and in many positions. Finally as the fucking sun began to peek in the window i was seated, she again was on me, legs wrapped around me. Then the shock of my lifetime. "i want to feel your cum in me, deep within me". She nit her lip, and said "please, i want your baby". We both came, and orgasms came in unison as  i exploded the most satisfying load ever. She squirted, came, and started to shake and cry. She held me tight, and said something i cannot repeat.

I don't think any one, two, or three women could ever compare to that one four, five hour moment. She is my dream girl.



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175,300 The question is, why did you treat my dog the way you did?



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