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175,699 You ever notice that the people who fucked their lives up the most are the ones most likely to tell you how to live your life?



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175,698 I hate how some people will ask a question. Then if they don't like my answer, they ask the question again.

"Did you see the movie Jungle Book?"

"No."

"You didn't see it?"

"No."

"Really, you haven't seen it?"

"No."

Like what part of my answer was hard to understand the first two times?



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175,697 Read "The Martian Chronicles" by Ray Bradbury. There is life on Mars. You won't see it if you go looking for it.



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175,696 He pushed me down and wasn't sorry. So I punched and slapped him then spit a mouth full of toothpaste at his face. You're welcome you piece of shit.



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175,695 Recently I almost stole an iphone. I was in a lecture hall. I noticed someone a few rows in front of me got up and left, but he forgot his iphone. It was on the arm on his seat.

After a few minutes, I moved down. I sat two seats to the left of the iphone. I looked innocent enough.

I put a notebook down on the seat next to the iphone. See what I was doing? I was moving in closer and closer.  It now looked like the iphone next to my notebook was mine.

I was going to wait a few more minutes, then gather up my stuff, including my notebook, and "my" iphone.

But just before I was about to commit my crime, the owner suddenly reappeared. He came back for his phone.

He saw it on the arm of the seat. Then he looked at me sitting so nearby. He gave me a dirty look, like he knew I was about to steal it.

Fuck you asshole. I'm innocent. I didn't touch your iphone! You left it behind. Your fault. How dare you give me a look like I was up to no good.

Not everyone is a criminal you know.... except for the part where I was about to steal it.



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175,694 I'm very disappointed there is nothing on Mars. I was hoping they'd find ancient ruins or fossils. But nope, nothing.



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175,693 When I blow my husband I lick my middle finger and stick it deep up his ass. He loves this. All men love this.



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175,692 I married my wife for her looks. She married me back for her money. A fair trade on both of our parts. We each knew what we were getting into.  But we fight all the time now because I one upped her. I'm much smarter than she is. She has nothing to offer as a counterpoint. For this she hates me.



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175,691 If you're struggling with anxiety, it may be worth looking into MTHFR gene mutations. They say up to 50% of the population has some form of the mutation.
My secret is that I wish I'd known about it earlier and missed all the heartache (due to poor health) that I've had to endure



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175,690 Thank you for blessing me god and making me beautiful



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175,689 First Mother's Day that I've been clean for in a long time. Very proud of myself.

BK_Chick



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175,688 I just dealt with a dead cat in our garden. It was gross and sad. I told my partner it was a dead possum, so that she wouldn't be sad, too. That's all.



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175,687 I feel so stressed out all the time. Everything is so overwhelming to me. Everything. I'm having anxiety and panic attacks constantly over the simplest or tiniest things.

I don't know how to explain this to people. I feel like I am going crazy I don't know how to handle it. It is ruining my life.  I went to therapy and they told me to try deep breaths. It did not help. I've tried confiding in a few close friends and they tell me things like to try eating healthier or yoga. I've tried all these things and nothing helps. Its been months and I'm still having anxiety attacks on a frequent basis. Its too much for me to handle anymore. I can't do it. I don't know what to do anymore.



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175,686 Please, God... Make this hangover go away and I promise I'll never drink again. I really mean it this time.



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175,685 Let's admit it. Modern day workout clubs, like bicycle riding clubs, or running groups, exist as a way for adults to get together and meet similar minded people for the ultimate purpose of having extra marital affairs.

It's why I joined. I've had two affairs in two years. It works.

47, married, wife



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175,684 Mother's Day is one of the dreadful holidays where my wife can behave as badly as possible and no one is allowed to say anything.



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175,683 Something I've learned in middle age... the more tattoos a woman has, the more likely she'll fuck you.



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175,682 Love is that one emotion that just cannot listen to reason. But then, that's the beauty of it.  Love takes to Heaven and Hell, almost always. You meet that someone special , you find that deeper connection, more than the last one and still , things somehow get fucked up.  

Communication is hard, being truly honest with your partner and yourself is difficult because we don't want to hurt them.  We will easily delude ourselves and our own best interests because we fear rejection and abandonment.   We make concessions when we shouldn't, we bully when we should listen. We hang on long after the expiration date or we reject something because of our own fears or past history and lose out on the real thing.  

So many paradoxes , so many lessons. So much more to expound upon, but one can get an idea from this. Love is hard, but then, anything worthwhile is NEVER easy.  If it was , it wouldn't have value.  

My " secret": I divorced her yesterday and I'd marry her again tomorrow. That's how crazy love is , especially to those of us who've had "crazy" love.  You know the kind, the super high phenomenal sex and soulmate type to the super depressed and suicidal kind where you or they trash all your stuff because they get pissed off at you for doing something stupid and you just laugh it off, have the makeup sex and live a new day.  

Most would never accept that, to some of us, that's normal.



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175,681 678- it happens to guys too....last year, met a woman at a club, she took me home, we had sex....THEN she tells me i better leave before her bf comes home!
A couple months later, a girl i knew for years asked me to call her, dated 4 times and had sex....then she completely ghosted me, i though maybe something good was happening...but i got dumped..... right at xmas.....



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175,680 I have seen a local PTA violate election laws. They sent home "vote yes on the school budget" literature with the kids in their backpacks. Not allowed by law. I'm a parent. I want the budget to pass. But I also want to be honest and legal. I brought up the issue with the PTA. I felt they dismissed my concern with a condescending tone.

To our senior citizens and others who oppose the school budget, I can't pursue this further. I will be blackballed in the schools. But you can...



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175,679 There are hundreds of decommissioned 747 jumbo's that can easily be reconfigured to dump water on any fire on our continent.

Unfortunately, "they" don't do it because "they" make more money if we burn.



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175,678 I met a guy online. We had a couple of dates. He was not really my type, but I thought we had a connection. I had a feeling that something was not right, but ignored it. So, we ended up in my house and had sex. I thought it was pretty good. I know I'm good in bed, and I enjoyed him as well. But then...no text, no phone call...just nothing. We used to text every day before sex. And this is the first time in my life that I feel used. I don't know why. I'm usually not that sensitive.  Maybe because I thought that we had a connection. I'm really hurt and don't want to tell anybody about it. I can't tell any of my girlfriends that I was totally disrespected and used for one night stand. Btw, I'm 40, and usually such situation would not affect me. But, man, that was cold. Fuck him.



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175,677 I like mostly all people. Smart people, not so smart people. The group who I hate though are the dumb people who are so dumb that they don't realize they are the dumb people. They actually think they are the smart ones and demand to be put in charge and "lead" the rest of us. Just go away! We are tolerating your dumb asses. Don't push it and try to be like the rest of us!



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175,676 I ran out of ways to distract myself from missing you. I'm just never going to get over you it seems :(



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175,675 659 that's interesting! This is 658, I realized about myself that I like feeling free, I realized it in the last couple of years. That it's a specific thing I have, trying to figure out where it comes from. Some situations/people make me feel trapped and closed in and I think from that I developed this love of feeling free. So it's really interesting that you said that and you don't even know me!  I wouldn't say I bottle things up, I used to though, sometimes maybe I still do. I can be private.  hat's because sometimes I find certain people to be judgemental and make comments, so it's easier sometimes to keep things to myself so I don't have to hear their bs. People come to me and confide in me, I'm supportive and not judgemental. But not everyone is the same way. And the people I know that wouldn't be so judgemental, I don't want to worry them. It's just crazy that you said feeling free because I figured out that very specific thing about myself. Wow. I'm not sure what relaxes me, I'm a naturally calm person. The things that take me out of that get me nervous or anxious, and it usually has to do with certain types of people, not just anyone though. im not sure what relaxes me a lot.



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175,674 I don't remember love. What does one feel when in it? It's been so many years I guess it doesn't matter anymore.



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175,673 Love does not have to hurt...
but it always does...



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175,672 I have no more money. The bank account is empty. I'm charging everything now. Even though I know I can't pay it back. This will work for probably two months before the credit card company revokes my card. Then I'm totally fucked.



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175,671 My regular girl at the strip club grinded me hard until I came all down my leg.  She likes to do that to me, and then she'll make herself cum.  It's been a regular thing between us for the last three years.  She gets a little more dirty with each visit, and she's getting sexier as she's stopped looking like a teenager and looks more like a woman.  Last night she reminded me that tomorrow is Mother's Day.  I gotta make sure I get something for my wife.



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175,670 I am always on the cusp of massive success.  I get so close, and then I get pushed back again.  I'm not giving up when I'm so close.



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175,669 I perved on my sleeping cousin when we were both teenagers. I've always felt bad about this. She was very kind to me back then. I would like to apologize, but I'm not even sure if she realizes what happened, seeing she was asleep. So I do nothing and keep the guilt bottled up.



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175,668 I forgot about one of my bank accounts. I don't know what happened. I moved and changed many aspects of my life all at once. Somewhere in there I pushed the bank account out of my mind.

Last year I was back in my former town. I drove past the bank. It suddenly hit me. I had forgotten to do anything with that account.

I checked in with them. The account had $19,000. Like wow.

I feel like an idiot.



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175,667 I'm so tired of everything. I'm tired of your constant bad mood and the fact that you take your problena out on me and then try to deny it. It always causes fights and you always blame me. As much as I just want to be done and leave sometimes, I can't. When things are good, they can be so great! I love you so much and when i really think about it, I don't want to be without you.

But then it quickly comes back around to me not wanting to be around you at all. I don't know what to do anymore and wish ANYONE could give me advice.



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175,666 612 im right there with you. im "recovering" myself, and hate my new body. im at 120 im the bigget i have been in over 5 years. i feel ugly. i keep hoping for a heart attack in my sleep. but i don't want to die being this fat.



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175,665 If a middle school kid came after me, I'd beat the shit out of both him and his parents.



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175,664 644...as always, when someone refers to a confession by number, I have to scroll back to read it.  Oh, hahaha!  That was my confession!

I've always been what you call the "caregiver."  Whether in romantic relationships, friendships, or work.  I go above and beyond and do whatever possible to help.

My first husband took advantage of it.  My long-term boyfriend took advantage of it.  My second husband doesn't, he greatly appreciates everything I do for him.  

My clients....those fuckers REALLY take advantage of it!!!

Thank you for the offer, though ;)



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175,663 652 - I totally concur!!! My daughter (in college - which my husband & I are paying for) is a whiney, spoiled, hateful, rude, disrespectful, self absorbed, pain in the ass, drama queen who thinks the whole world revolves around her & only calls me when she needs money, care packages, etc. For Mother's Day last year I received a text from her around 10pm that evening stating "Happy Mother's Day"- that's it. I'm so disgusted & disappointed with her (she was never raised like this). My only hope is that my son (in high school) who is kind, sweet, respectful, cares about others & is always more than welcome to help out- turns out to be a decent person. It always baffles me & my family how 2 kids raised together can turn out polar opposites.



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175,662 I don't think the Zika virus epidemic is an accident. In the year leading up to the Brazil Olympics, out of nowhere, the country is hit with over 90,000 cases of the disease. I think this is the work of terrorists. Just too coincidental.



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175,661 I was chased out of a park by 12 year olds. When did kids become so mean? I'm used to the idea of wayward high school kids acting like gangland tough guys. But now junior high school kids will harass adults?



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175,660 I get to a place where I really miss you. Then you make one of your butchy comments and I get over it real quick.  Nonetheless, it will still take some time to get over your psycho ways .  I need a new kind of "normal".



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175,659 658 You bottle everything up. Try sharing Your problems with people more,and the need for laxatives will go away. Also,try connecting more,You feel as if letting go is the only choice in this world,You're addicted to freedom. But being free doesn't mean being alone,but feeling free. You will feel free if You find out what relaxes You the most.



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175,658 I take laxatives, the little chocolate laxatives.  Yea, the flatter stomach is a bonus, but that's not why.  It's really because I like the feeling of being empty.  There has gotta be something psychological to that, not sure what it is.  It's better than it was before, I take less and less often, but I still take them.  How much time I have wasted because I go to the bathroom so much to be empty.  I think I was a bit constipated when I was younger too and didn't realize it until I took the laxatives, but this is laxative abuse.  I will try to stop, like take it once a week but then after awhile I get nauseous, I can deal with bloating, but I hate feeling nauseous.  So then I take them again and everything empties out and I feel better.  But I know it's not healthy.  And the ones I take have senna in them, I read that irritates your colon and stomach, which is probably why I feel nauseous days later.  I've had jobs and just worked around it.  This isn't healthy..



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175,657 Two of my friends who are in a relationship left their houses for different reasons. One was kicked out, and the other left because her mother would defend her boyfriend over her, and she was sick of it. So they both went to live at my other friend J's house. I don't know if they had a payment agreement with J, but now it's been a few weeks and they're getting kicked out.

The female of the couple (V) was my friend first, and when I spoke to her about it she said there wasn't any fight, even though she later told me that I should talk to J and then she'd tell me things. So obviously there was a disagreement, but that's not the issue.

V doesn't realize that her habits are probably why nobody wants her to live with them. She wants to be able to smoke weed freely, can't keep a job all that consistently, and becomes stubborn and hard to deal with when you challenge her ideas or ways of being (which is why I haven't brought it up, because she would just think i don't understand her or am calling her a piece of shit). She says she's going to get an apartment with her boyfriend F, but with her habits it's not realistic. She doesn't see how much of a strain it is for someone to let her live with them while she figures this out, especially when she gets defensive if you tell her something she doesn't like.

How do you tell someone like that they need to improve? I was in her position before and I was the same as her, but eventually I was willing to face the truth. Still, it makes me sad that she'll probably have to struggle more than I did before she figures out that her behavior and attitude are part of the problem.



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175,656 There's this new young Chinese woman who works here.  She's really cute.  Glasses, scarves, a ring on her middle finger to show that she doesn't have one on her ring finger... If I weren't married I would plot to hit that shit from the get go.  She's like everything I wanted in my Asian fantasy.



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175,655 I hate when people make comments.  Digs.  I'd rather someone be crude to me and tell me exactly what they think than to make a comment.  I think it's super sneaky, because they can just act like "you're being sensitive" when you call them out.  i've always hated it, since i was a kid.  i don't know if more people are just like that nowadays, or if i'm more sensitive to it, or as people get older, maybe they turn that way, but i see it more now. There are a few people that i know that were never that way and now they are.  I have an aunt that is starting to make comments but they're so under the radar that it hits u a little later on.  She was never like that, she was emotional and sensitive and sweet.



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175,654 I once called my husband at home. I asked what he was up to. He very matter of fact told me he was masturbating. I still don't know what to think of that. Like ok, that's really interesting he is masturbating. Even a little sexy. But it's also disturbing. I kind of wish we never had that conversation. And every time since then when I call, I don't ask, absolutely not, but I wonder if he's masturbating again.



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175,653 I was about to send dirty texts to a lady friend of mine from my iPhone.  But then I remembered - my iPad is at home, and my kid likes to play on it.  I turned off the message syncing function between my iPhone and iPad, but the other night I saw it had been flipped back on.  My kid must have done it by accident.  Now I have to be careful.  This sucks.  Work will get boring now.



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175,652 I was so glad when my kids finally graduated high school and moved off to college. I was happy to be done with them. I can't believe I forfeited 20 years of my life to feed them and wipe their noses. And for what? They're typical mediocre adults who aren't respectful, kind, or thoughtful. I hear from them once in a blue moon, and only because they need something. If given a chance to do it all again, I wouldn't.



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175,651 Transgender - A person who feels they are truly a member of the opposite of their apparent gender. May or may not be seeking a surgical solution to their problem.

Transvestite - A person (usually male) who dresses as a member of the opposite sex for sexual thrills.



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175,650 I don't understand all of the fuss about transgender bathrooms. I'm 55 yo and I don't know that I've ever encountered a transgendered person. Is this even an issue?



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175,649 I'd gladly allow a beautiful transgender woman to suck my cock - just as long as I don't have to see or touch his.



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175,648 Today is the day. I divorce my "soulmate".  

Give me strength God.



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175,647 I'm just wondering how y'all would feel if some really hot, very passable transexual woman went into the men's room at the urinal next to your husband/bf. Your husband sees her take out her big cock and gets a raging hard on. Next thing you know your husband is on his knees in a stall sucking off her cock while fondling her tits.

Would that be preferable to having her use the stall next to you?



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175,646 I wonder what will happen to the porta potty business?  Will they be stopped being used at outdoors festivities? Will they go out of business because anybody can use them? Will we eventually end up going in the woods but wait?  People will bitch about that too. Where oh where will we be able to go poo



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175,645 If a transgender person follows me into the ladies room I will cut his balls off and finish his transformation process. No charge.

F 28



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175,644 ...577  You are  great wife. The woman I used to have. i'll gladly take care of you ;-)



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175,643 I'm at the E.R. You know what? Its boring as can be. I want to wander out, get a cup of coffee, and have a smoke. "hey doc, call me if the blood tests come back funky".



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175,642 My high heeled shoe is stuck in all this mud.



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175,641 I'm back here where I love. Where the frogs sing me to sleep. But I cannot help to wonder: where are you?



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175,640 I fucked your step dad. You ate my pussy an hour after he came in me



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175,639 I am only half-here now.  I write down every detail of all the time we spend together now so that if we do break up I won't stop existing. It's kind of like Memento. But I wonder if I would just destroy the diary so I could forget you



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175,638 He ruins parenting for me. I love hose kids. I can't be near them because he ruins parenting for me. A life of walking on eggshells. What happens when I'm not afraid anymore? What will happen then? To me? The kids? Him? What will he do when I'm not afraid anymore?



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175,637 I better go and sign up for Facebook!............. NOT!



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175,636 Nothing against Trans but I'm already so tired of Caitlin Jenner! She's so not getting the real concept of being a woman!  And she says ignorant things. Even her more educated, more cultured Transgender friends are appalled by the things she says. And she is proud to be a Republican!  Like Trump will care! She gives Transgender people a bad rep!



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175,635 I sent my resume through Craigslist and they replied.  I was happy.  But they asked me to send them my facebook.  I don't have facebook.  So they never replied back.  Wtf is that?  you're disqualified for not having a facebook?  i understand employers look at their employees through facebook, because they're nosy.  but to discriminate holding an interview for someone whose resume you approved of, because they don't have facebook?  what bullshit.  fuck them.  so you wanna see my friends and what i'm into and my private stuff before even meeting me?  it's ridiculous but im thinking of making a basic facebook.  idk.  you don't need to know my friends assholes.



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175,634 175630, you might be a submissive or a bottom. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.

Read up on BDSM. It can be done in the context of a loving, healthy and respectful relationship, and I've seen women I've been in BDSM relationships with use it as a tool to recover from past sexual trauma.

39/M/Dominant



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175,633 The highest paid teachers in my town are......... the gym teachers. On average they make an unbelievable $103,000 per year.



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175,632 Kaitlyn Jennifer posing nude in SI. This just proves how far America has fallen. Makes me sad.



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175,631 I estimate that on my computer there are 60 pictures of women I've gotten off of Facebook that I jerk off to.  Four Asians and nine white girls.  I find porno videos of similar looking women while I look at the pictures and I jerk off.  It makes me cum harder.  Very enjoyable.



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175,630 I've had anal sex for years now with my husband. We have a decent marriage. I let him do this to me, even though it also makes me feel disrespected. For some fucked up reason, the feeling of being disrespected and humiliated turns me on. In fact the only way I can get off anymore is to feel dominated/controlled. This is what our sex life has evolved into over the years, and all my fantasies involve me being submissive and subservient. I wish so badly I could get off by "normal" loving means, I don't want to be this way. Maybe it's because I was molested as a young child. Or maybe I'm just stupid. Either way, its something I keep to myself because its embarassing.

Female/37



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175,629 1993 was the first time I ever did one of those grinding "booty" dances.  This kind of dancing was just coming out into the mainstream then.  I was 22 years old and surprised that white girls had started doing this in the clubs.  It was very provocative stuff, obviously meant to simulate doggy style sex.  I got on the dance floor after a few drinks with this girl who I didn't know.  She was a classmate of a friend of mine.  She turned around and put her ass into my crotch and started grinding into me.  It was so dirty that, damn, I thought my dick was going to explode.  After a minute we sat back down, and she had this "oh my god what have I done?" look on her face.  Funny, considering that nowadays this stuff doesn't make people bat an eye.  I got sold on this dancing that night.



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175,628 I went to prostitutes the last year of my dying marriage. It was a wonderful experience, one was a rockstar, one was a college language teacher, one surfer chick, all women with busy lives. After each session I would feel empty, sex is fun, but the overall companionship is what I want.
But for the short time I did it, I was making love with beautiful women that I could never get in real life, and that was amazing. They offered GFE, or the girlfriend experience, kissing, everything was on the menu....as soon as they open the door, just happy to see you, like a dream wife....incredible, I'll never forget it.



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175,627 I feel good until I get to work.  Then something happens to my attitude.  I don't want to do shit.  I feel guilty about this.  I'm being paid (albeit low) to do a job, therefore I should just do it. Maybe I'm just being passive aggressive towards management as they are not good at their jobs. I better work instead of posting here....



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175,626 In 9th grade at a party in the house of a girl whose parents weren't home, six of us played strip poker. Three guys and three girls. I was one of the guys. We mostly ended up completely naked. This is the single best memory from my youth.



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175,625 After reading some of these secrets I wonder who has jerked off to my Facebook pictures. I have a few guesses but I'm sure there are some I would never imagine.



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175,624 I just had anal for the first time. I feel soo bad right now.  I did not like it and I felt disrespected. First and last



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175,623 Why would there be a presumption that all men must have been with a prostitute, other than in the context of smug female presumptions of indispensability of pussy to men?  I've never been with a prostitute and have never contemplated doing so, and now that I'm at the stage where I'm apathetic about sex, I can confidently say that nothing will change.  Seeing that almost any woman can get sex without having to pay for it, I (a man) would feel exploited paying a woman for it, and that is to me the dealbreaker deterrent even before any other considerations.



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175,622 On vacation down here in Georgia, rented a beautiful house for a week & everything is perfect with one exception: it's haunted!!!!! Crazy shit is constantly going on here and it's just me & my hubby staying here so there's no way it's us!! I want to leave but we dropped $2,000 on this so we are screwed.



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175,621 I hate my boyfriend so much.  Hate hate hate.

Not like, oh I'm mad at him right now or going through a phase.

I HATE HIM.

I can't wait till I make enough money to leave.  This is so painful.



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175,620 619: Neither have I.



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175,619 I might be the only man alive who has never been with a prostitute.



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175,618 I haven't been to the movies in what must be 10 years.

Hate to say it, but terrorism works.



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175,617 Sometimes I just push my husband's face out of the way and I rub my own clit!



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175,616 What a turn around. Now it won't be a contested Republican Convention. But it could be contested on the Dem side. See what happened? As time went by, people see Hillary for who she is. What a con artist, saying she's for the little guy, while at the same time taking huge sums of money from the investment banks. People saw this too late though. Hopefully the delegates at the convention will see that Bernie is just the more honest choice.

Secret: I'm a Republican. But I will vote for Bernie if nominated.  If on the other hand Hillary gets nominated. Then I'm going with Trump.



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175,615 I hate my co-worker. We are both independent sales reps for a company and we split a territory.  She's in her 60s and comes off with a Southern Charm like a sweet little old lady.  She also lies about our products' features and benefits, is manipulative and has been very lucky to not get caught so far. I am in my 40s, a go-getter but a straight shooter. I represent our product to the best of my ability and do well but this lady continually kicks my ass in sales.  I feel good and sleep at night knowing that I am being honest.  Still, it pisses me off that she gets away with this.  The company owner does not care and just wants to see good numbers.  One day one of her customers is going to call out the company and this will come back and bite us in the ass.



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175,614 Body/fat acceptance forums have done more to assist me in becoming healthier than any chump who has chanted some semblance of 'count calories and eat less you fat fuck.'

Thank you to the people who cared.

And thank you to the people who bullied in some claim that you just want fat people to be healthy.  Your cruelty reminded me to be kind to myself.



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175,613 Bernie Sanders is delusional.



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175,612 Recovered anorexic, gained more than 20 lbs. And still cold all the time! What the fuck? I thought once i got 'healthy'(fat) again then my body temperature eould regulate and i'd be warm but instead instead im fucking cold, wearing a sweater in 75 weather! Fuck!... I Suppose it's a good thing. I DONT want anyone to see my body like this. I need to lose it all! I need to not look so 'healthy'



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175,611 Every morning , thoughts of you still haunt me.  I wish that I could forget you already.   What a cruel abusive bitch you are. You really always were, I just chose to overlook it because I was so in love with you.  I can't wait to get this divorce over with so I can finally have closure and move on for good.  

I don't want to know you anymore, either.  Good riddance.



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175,610 My girlfriend is on the autism spectrum.  I love her a lot.  I've been with her for 10 years now.  She is basically functional and she works on vaccines, which just goes to show you that vaccines don't cause autism, autism causes vaccines.

We were both picked on a lot as kids.  Our siblings abused us and our parents couldn't do much to stop it.  Our school peers shat on us regularly.  So when we found each other, our demons got along well and we are good friends.

I am not on the autism spectrum.  Bright lights don't bother me.  Some routine is okay but I don't need to hang onto one as tightly.  Loud sounds also don't bother me.  I have some idea of how to get around social situations.  GF has trouble with all of these and I've managed to help guide her through coping with these things.  She is better in social situations now and she has sunglasses to cope with bright lights.  She wears earplugs to places with loud sounds.

But I've recently discovered the routine thing.  We do pretty much everything together.  I have my own mental problems, namely that I have major depression and even had a psychotic episode from it.  I was a shut-in for a long time.  But now I've put a lot of effort into moving forward and even getting out and running and doing more things outside of the apartment.

I think if she had it her way, we would only play video games after her work is over forever.  But I get tired of those.  I'm tired of that routine.  I had managed to find other things to do in the past, but she didn't want to join.  It was sort of a tug-o-war thing.  She didn't want me to leave her alone and I had a guilty conscience and I didn't want to do the thing alone either.

I've reached a point where I've started simply leaving to do these things without her.  It makes her kind of sad.  She doesn't join me for running, but she has started exercises in the evenings.

Recently one of my friends told me about a rave that happens weekly.  You know.  Loud music, bright lights, lots of people.  It's actually exactly the thing I've wanted for a while.  I know that GF won't want to go and will prefer I stay home with her.  She doesn't ever want to impede on my freedom.  But it's on a weekday, so she can't stay out late anyway.

So I will probably end up leaving her behind.  You know, I was one of those kids who was left behind a lot by my peers in school.  I wanted to never do that again to others because I know how much it hurts.  But I think I have to do it.  I want to go for my own sake, and if leaving her behind is the only break from the fixed routine of only staying home, then I need to do it.



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175,609 Trump, Clinton, Sanders, Cruz, this is the leadership that will fix our country? Trump - narcissistic, arrogant, cheating POS, Clinton - arrogant, powerful, hatchetjob, Sanders - socialist, raise taxes, out of touch, old
Cruz - anti-christ....Never though I would say this but please, please give us a decent Senate, because 4 years of this is going to suck. Where is Joe Biden?



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175,608 My wife tells me her head isn't in the right place to have sex. What the hell does that mean. We haven't had sex in a year because her head isn't in the right place? WTF? Couldn't she pretend her head is in the right place for 10 minutes? A whole fucking year and she couldn't give me 10 minutes?



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175,607 What I have been dreading for the past 12 months is finally happening. There is mutual attraction between a very sexy man and myself. Shit. Ever since getting my herpes diagnostic last year, I have been positively dreading this possibility. Prior to getting diagnosed, I had been single and celibate for 2 years. So it's now 3 years of no sex whatsoever. And no connection either. And then this guy comes along and it's all KA-POW, to the Batmobile Robin!!!

But how am I going to tell him? I mean, don't get me wrong I am going to in due time but I know that when I do, it's the end of that.

This is excruciating.



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175,606 I have an electric tea pot. Push a button and it boils water. Whenever I pour the water into a waiting teacup, it never wants to come out as a smooth simple stream. Instead the water gets all jumbled, first coming down on one side of the spout, then the other. It kind of jumps all over and can make a mess.

Oddly, it reminds me of how I pee. The pee never comes out as a simple stream. It comes down one labia, then the other. It jumps around and can make a mess.

It's what I think about every time I pour a cup of tea, how it reminds me of peeing and my labia.

I often have people over. I'll make them a cup of tea. Particularly weird that I'll be talking to them about politics or something, but as I pour the tea I'm thinking about my labia. I'm glad they can't read my mind.



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175,605 Donald Trump is the Republican nominee, for all intents and purposes.  The liberals are blowing up the internet now.



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175,604 I am self employed. Last weekend a lady rubbed me the wrong way and I left the job. It wasn't worth the money. I left the job unfinished, but it is a lovely feeling to just walk away. All I ask is that you don't interfere and sign a check. If you can't meet those two requirements, then I'm on to the next job.



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175,603 I trained and trained for the race. I really busted my hump trying to get faster.

Race day came. I gave it my all. I finished third in my age group. Yay me. For a little while anyway...

They announced the winners.  You got to go up in front of the crowd and get a coffee mug.  A prize!  What's more, my friends would cheer! That's the best prize of all! I was so excited.

"And in 3rd place is...." They announced another woman's name.

What?

I was so confused.

After the awards I went up to the race organizers. They checked their computer print out.  "Oh, you're right.  You did get 3rd..."

But...

Where was my moment in the sun? Where were my friends cheering me on? Nowhere. Everyone had left. They were all home again. No one knew I got 3rd.

The race organizers didn't care. They were busy carrying off tables and folding up chairs.

They were even out of coffee mugs.

I haven't run since.



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175,602 There is no such thing as a non-abusive marriage. Just different gradations of abuse along a spectrum.



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175,601 I job search online with my boss sitting only a few feet away.  That's how much I love my job.



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175,600 I am terribly depressed at my job.  My boss is crazy and I've been trying to find another job for seven of the eight months I've been here.  After a mere 30 days, I realized I had made a mistake and I needed to leave here.  Since then, almost every day I just sit here just doing nothing but job searching while I try to avoid his narcissistic explosions.  I make up excuses for not doing the things I should be doing.  Everything I do is "wrong."  When he fucks up, it's my fault.  If this were 20 years ago when I was single and lived by myself, I would have quit and worked at a Walmart until I found something else.  It would have been great.  But now I have kids and debts and can't quit.

After the first two months, I removed most of the personal items in my office.  They've been sitting in my car trunk for the last six months as I keep expecting to land a new job, but never do.  I keep a list of things I need to take with me for when I get to walk out one day... or get fired.  I have been so uncommitted to this job that I just opened the main drawer in my desk today for the first time.  There's all these binder clips and staples and paper clips in it.  There's a nice little calculator that I never knew I had.  There's a bottle of white out that has a hardened bubble of white out poking from its cap.  Pens I never knew were there.  Pads of paper, too.

The only thing that has been keeping me from going crazy these last eight terrible months is this website.



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