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176,199 You are a fool if you believe our government is any more transparent than the Russian government under Putin.



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176,198 I don't see a problem with a woman who's had lots of sex. In fact, maybe she'll teach me something. And if she cheats on me, I'll break up with her. No big deal.



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176,197 If public officials withhold information, a Freedom of Information request can be filed. I've done this about a dozen times in my job as a reporter. I don't think I've ever gotten an answer. Not a real answer anyway. I received a few documents on non-relevant info. I've received documents with all the important info blacked out. I've received documents with completely false information. And I've been told by an official that I can go fuck myself. After a while it became pointless to file any more requests. What a joke, the idea that the government is public and all information is available to the people.



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176,196 It's been over two months now, since you've gone.  I accept my part in that.  I can't go back and repair that though, what's done is done. Knowing what I know now, I only wish I was the person then that I am now becoming.  You see, I didn't really understand us until now.  

You beautiful, troubled soul.  You lifted up this broken , lost man and gave him a new direction.  We loved. We laughed.  We shared new experiences together and took one another to new heights.  

I've never known a lover like you.  I have no idea if I will ever know love like that ever again.  For now, my soul needs rest.   There won't be another for some time.  I know this. My heart will always dream of you and will always want you.  It's my deep wish that we could be together again, but I know that is likely never going to be.  

You said that you love me, but you don't want me any longer and I accept that.  It's time for us both to move on.  I'm truly grateful to have known you my dearest lover, my best friend and Soulmate.  It has been an honor to be your partner, brief as it was.  

I wish you love, peace , compassion and heartfelt joy on this new chapter in your life.   I know one day , well after we've healed from this breakup that we will be great friends again.  Lovers like us never lose contact since we've shared so many lives together in the past.  

Be free, be happy.   I will always love you.



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176,195 My husband has an egg on a roll with ham and american cheese every morning for breakfast. He's been doing this since I've known him. Every morning the same exact thing. Who cares right? But think of how his desire to do the same thing every time translates into the bedroom...



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176,194 She does her business with the bathroom door open. Who does that? And if I walk anywhere near that side of the house, she slams the bathroom door shut and groans like I've committed som massive privacy violation. How that hell am I supposed to know you are pooping? And close the damn door to begin with moron.



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176,193 "Overpaid millennials." HA!



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176,192 I've slept with 4 guys.mutt boyfriend has been with far more girls. (frat boy in college, i know. Eye roll) Yesterday at dinner my best friend and I counted her count. She was at 17. No big deal.. Keep yourself safe,dont hurt anyones feelings and that's all. Thank you gentlemen.



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176,191 Men can be whores too and what is wrong with having sex?!



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176,190 The Rule of Three.

For every 1 guy a woman has admitted sleeping with, multiply by three.  She says she's fucked 3 guys, it means she's fucked 9.  5 guys means she's really fucked 15.

Once she's a whore, she's always a whore.  She might stop fucking other guys when she's with you, but that doesn't mean she doesn't want to, and that's about the best you're going to get with her.



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176,189 Bored to tears with my married sex life, so I changed it. In an open marriage now that only I know about!

(Name) told me he was dominate, main reason I wanted to fuck him. Turns out he is a kind, gentle person. Sex was good but he didn't act dominate at all. I think I'll do some more browsing and see what turns up. I've got him on back up status now....
Ta ta for now.



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176,188 I too also think my girlfriend was a bigger whore than she has admitted.  Based on what I know and what she has reported, I'm guessing that her number is probably two or three times higher than what she reports.  Indicators point to her having pretty low moral standards at points in time and the stories are always purposely vague.  I too would enjoy hearing the details.  I'm pretty much certain that once a whore, always a whore, and though that urge might be suppressed for long periods of time, it can surface at any time.  And then there are the lies, always lying.



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176,187 I'll get close to you so I can push you away



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176,186 I lied when I said that I don't want to be an artist.



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176,185 Why does no one care about the general principle of being a decent human being?  And why also does our society allow people to get away with being such assholes to other people, and we do nothing to stop them? Shouldn't everyone be standing up and telling them to stop? Why does everyone think I am the crazy person because I care about this stuff and want to do something about it?  Why is it considered more normal to be a lazy fucker who is so selfish that you just don't want to even bother doing anything about it? Why am I considered weird for caring?  Perhaps all you lazy fuckers deserve it when the asshole I'm trying to stop from being an asshole is an asshole to YOU.  Maybe only then do you think about the fact that you should have helped me stop them years ago when I asked.  Fuckers.  All of you are fuckers. You all deserve each other.  Fuckers.



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176,184 No, Jesus wasn't a liberal.  Jesus never, ever ordered anyone to do something they didn't want, nor did he ever order anybody to give their money to the poor.  Instead, Jesus left the decision up to the people themselves.  He told them what the right thing to do was, but whether or not they decided to do it was completely up to them.  Yep, Jesus was a hardcore libertarian.



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176,183 I don't mind that my wife was a huge slut before we met. I did not know this when I married her, yeah the joke's one me.  Not only do I not mind, it is a huge turn on for me. I love hearing the stories of the guys she's fucked, where they did it, how the sex was, etc. while we are fucking. What bothers me however is that more and more men keep popping up. Apparently she was a bigger whore than she revealed.  That part of it doesn't bother me.  It's the lying part.  I don't mind my whore, as a matter of fact I love her.  It's lying that I have no tolerance for.



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176,182 You know Jesus wasn't the fair-skinned, sandy blond from your Childrens Living Bible, right? He probably looked more like the people you might tell they should go back where they came from. I wonder if he might tell you the same when he sees you...



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176,181 Im gonna sing the (impending) doom song now...


I honestly hope shit everywhere explodes on every fucking wall ...



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176,180 I'm not your stepping stone.



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176,179 The sluttiest thing I've ever done. I was 25. I worked with my friend Wendy at an investment bank. We decided to take a trip to London for a week. We'd be two girls having fun in a foreign land. Wendy was much more adventurous than me. I was much more grounded than her. This was both what kept us together as friends, complimenting each other, and it was also a source of tension between us.

In the first 5 days of the trip Wendy managed to sleep with two guys. We'd be out at a pub. She'd go home with a guy. I'd go back to our hotel room alone.

This bothered me in two ways. I was mad at Wendy for leaving me alone in the hotel room. I came on the trip with her. I thought she was rude for running off to sleep with a man.

Secondly, I have to admit I was jealous. She was having sex with men. She was enjoying herself to the max on this vacation while I sat in a hotel room all alone.

On our last night, we were out at another pub. Wendy was deep in conversation with yet another guy. I knew where it was heading. This would be her third in one week. I left and went back to the hotel alone again and climbed into bed.

A few minutes later Wendy came in. WITH THE GUY! She brought him back to our room! I later found out he was married, so he couldn't exactly bring Wendy back to his apartment.

The light was out, so they assumed I was asleep. They tiptoed around to her side of the bed - the room came with only one large bed. They started doing it.

I laid there in the same bed a foot away from them while they fucked. There was enough glow in the room from the lights outside that I could see everything they were doing. And I mean everything.

After I'd say 30 minutes there was a moan. He orgasmed inside her.

He laid down beside her and they whispered and giggled for a few more minutes.

Then Wendy turned to me. She said she knew I was awake and the guy wants to now fuck me. Was I interested?

I don't know what came over me. The culmination of everything that week. Wendy having fun, me not having fun. Wendy always been the adventurous one, me always the wall flower. I don't know, but so uncharacteristically I said ..... OK.

He pulled down my pajama bottoms and went down on me while Wendy laid there and watched.

After a while he came up for air and pushed my head down towards his penis. I took it in my mouth and sucked on him for a while until he was hard again. Then he fucked me.

I didn't even know his name. I had only seen him for a few minutes in the pub and didn't pay much attention to him. Now he was fucking me and the whole time Wendy was right there watching.

Eventually he moaned again. He did it inside me. Then he kissed me on the lips. He kissed Wendy on the lips. He got dressed and left.

Sluttiest thing I've ever done in my life. No one knows except Wendy, and some British man without a name.

As an addendum, there's one part I haven't even mentioned to myself in my head. When he pushed my head down towards his penis and I took it in my mouth, I could taste Wendy. After all, his penis was inside her a few minutes earlier. So of course I could taste her. I'm not sure how I feel about this. I guess I'm okay with it. Wendy and I are still good friends. I don't dwell on it, but I've tasted her vagina. That wasn't really on my to do list, but I suppose I'm okay with it.



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176,178 I work with these two guys who were--and may still be, though they claim to be sober--into every kind of drug you can imagine. At least to hear them tell it. They're constantly comparing stories of all these times they spent tripping and telling me how fun it is. I just shake my head and go, "Nah, you can have it."

What I want to say is: "Yeah, and look where it got you. You, Guy #1, have about four teeth left in your head and it's nauseating to see you open your mouth. Your skin looks like an alligator walked over you, and your vocabulary is about 15 words. You, Guy #2, are so mentally messed up you have to take prescription meds just to get through the day. You can't eat and you're ruining what's left of your health from malnutrition."

Yeah, maybe to some people I'm boring because I'd rather read a good book than spend a weekend blowing my brains out with drugs...well, in that case I'm thankful to be boring.



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176,177 I'm really saddened by discussions of political correctness. When I was in kindergarten, 50 years ago almost, we learned to love each other despite color or religion or sex or age. It was called politeness, kindness, or just love. What happened? Why are so many people so cold, so hard-hearted, so awful to fellow human beings? It brings me the greatest dispair. PC? No, it's concentrating on being the best person I can possibly be in the few years I have on this little planet hurrling through space. I guess that if you feel differently that you have too many scars to feel anything and I'm sorry for that. Try living in a different body, one of a separate sex or color or ability. Now what does political correctness mean? Can you soften your heart to others? Can you feel pain? Are you well?

This is why I doubt reincarnation could be real. Wouldn't we learn to be compassionate to others if you have been 'the other'?

I have such a wonderful life. A home, a spouse, animals to care for that in turn care for me, friends, family. And yet, I feel such sorrow knowing that others hate others. And I wonder if technology didn't injure us even more. If you were isolated or bitter before, at least you weren't trying to bring the herd down with you.

So when you lament the days before 'political correctness', please know that I think you have forgotten the basic and most fundamental tenant: treat others as you would have them treat you. Why is that so hard?

Please please please try. Bless you where ever you are and whoever you are. God bless you.



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176,176 A friend told me about this site about 12 years ago.  For a couple years I forgot about it.  Then I rediscovered it and have been posting ever since.  Sometimes I think she still comes here and will recognize it's me, but it's been so long that I doubt she does.  It's an irrational fear I have.



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176,175 I was reading how Sylvester Stallone was so broke at one point, he slept in a bus station for three weeks.  But he had a dream, he knew it was a good one, and he worked at it.  He knew it would pay off.  But he was still so broke, he had to sell his dog.  Eventually, it did.  The right people found out about his idea, and he became a millionaire, and he got his dog back.

Sleeping on that bus station floor, he didn't know his greatest success was yet to come.  Things must have been dark for him.

Same with me.  I'm broke, I have a big dream, I worked at it, and now the right people found out about it.  I'd be happy if it succeeds even a fraction of a percentage as well as Rocky did for Stallone, but even that's not a given.

Maybe my secret is I can't believe I just felt inspired by Sylvester Stallone.



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176,174 I have public sex with a black girl I  met who is way younger than I am. It would be a catastrophe if we got caught. But man can she suck a dick and take all my cum in  her mouth and on her face. I love it.



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176,173 Too bad we give other people power over us. Operative word is give.



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176,172 I wish you'd get out of my head already, I've given you too much control over my life.  It'd be nice to eventually get a full night's sleep without thinking of you before I pass out or when I jolt awake after four hours.  

I'm really trying to accept this loss as the karmic lesson we both know it is. We both thought this would last forever, but my gut told me that you'd be gone soon enough.   Even the day we got married , something told me you'd be gone in a couple of years.    We made it just twenty months and it fell apart.  

I've been piecing it together for a few days now , I realized that we started "dying" last July, on our Montana road trip.  By then, you had me so anxious about everything.  I could no longer enjoy myself with you because whatever I did was wrong.   Our sex life didn't die because I quit drinking like you think, it died because all I ever felt around you most days was this paralyzingly intense anxiety and fear.  

That and your constant accusations that I was doing someone behind your back, which I never did, or was even tempted to do.

You my dear, are an emotional bully, a drain, someone who will likely continue to suck the joy out of people until they leave you, or you leave them.   You told me about all of your relationships and the cycle seemed pretty consistent, that screams YOU , not them.  Or me.

Best of luck to you my sweet love.   I truly hope that you do find your forever one.  That person must exist.   I know it wasn't me.  

For now, I will keep working on me and pray that this pain subsides sooner rather than later.   This weekend, I will have a soul cleanse , or a funeral for us in "our" spot on the mountain that bears my name.  

I will make it MY place this time and if you feel something different as a result, that'll be me cutting all the emotional ties we created.  Releasing you fully will help me heal.  Goodbye. Always.  All ways.



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176,171 I pretend to be asleep until my husband leaves for work so I don't have to deal with him.



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176,170 What does it say about your life if the highlight is a healthy bowel movement? I was impressed this morning. How sad is that?



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176,169 Life is brutal



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176,168 I'm no longer afraid to have a good cry all alone.  

I can't believe how long it took to get over moaning on someone's ass, whether or not they truly cared what a mess I was.  I waited too long to get out of needy mode because I thought I needed so much warmth & caring.

She who travels alone, travels fastest & strongest.



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176,167 The PC crowd hasn't figured out yet that it's a very bad idea to force this gender stuff down our throats in an election year.  They may as well crown Trump right now.



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176,166 New York City has come out with a list of 31 gender types. It is illegal to discriminate against any of these people.

BI-GENDERED CROSS-DRESSER DRAG KING DRAG QUEEN
FEMME QUEEN FEMALE-TO-MALE FTM GENDER BENDER
GENDERQUEER MALE-TO-FEMALE MTF NON-OP HIJRA
PANGENDER TRANSEXUAL/TRANSSEXUAL TRANS PERSON
WOMAN MAN BUTCH TWO-SPIRIT TRANS AGENDER
THIRD SEX GENDER FLUID NON-BINARY TRANSGENDER
ANDROGYNE GENDER GIFTED GENDER BLENDER FEMME
PERSON OF TRANSGENDER EXPERIENCE ANDROGYNOUS

Not only that, if we encounter any one of these gender types, and refer to that person by the wrong pronoun - I dunno, like if you refer to a "DRAG QUEEN" as "she", but the person would rather be termed a "he" - then we are instructed to apologize. This is actually an official government document telling me to apologize to the Drag Queen for getting the gender wrong.

Enough already! This gender PC crap is so fucking out of control!



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176,165 My mom is terminal with cancer. The doc said bout three months remaining but is hot on my heels to het her out of the hospital. Here's the dilemma. Were homeless.
In WA state its totally legal for a shelter to turn away a cancer patient as they are a "liability". I detest the medical community/industry, our fake social service workers and local government. Really, be it Dem or rep; what fucking social changes have you bore witness to regarding the real issues that will topple this government? We will rebel, I'm so sick of it. In a very real sense I feel like Hannibal Barca. I can completely sense what his father's motives were. Survival. Nothing more nothing less.

Napoleon Bonaparte said it. "ill face any army a million men strong". But what filled his magnificence on the field of battle pause, if not down right dread, was what he called "the mob". A writhing, unpredictable mass of pissed and hungry people. Aren't you hungry yet, or pissed that "human rights" groups are balking that some Iraqi walking out of Fallujah may get smoked by Isis or the army laying siege to it when our people are suffering. Were being blinded, gagged, and starved. There the motive for government wanting guns off the street kids, not some random shooter. Hell, how many Americans are murdered by cops every year here at home? Its a black issue, a Hispanic struggle. Fucking stupid? Its divide and conquer. Were divided by colour, class and how we cast our votes. No! We are all still American. We all need to pull our heads out of our asses and wake up to face the day. Don't donate to any cancer cause. Its just more free money foe em.



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176,164 Why do only 25 year olds hit on me? I'm 37, it's flattering but I would like someone in my own decade please.



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176,163 When I was about 10 I had a pet rabbit in a hutch out back. It died because I didn't give it any food or water.



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176,162 I'm mentally ill. There are things I can't and won't do in life because they terrify me. I won't fly on a plane. I won't eat food from an already opened package. I won't drive at night. I won't ever eat shellfish. If there elevator is more than half full, I won't get on. If I'm in a movie theater and someone sits behind me, I'll move to another seat. As I'm about to drive away from my home, I'll go back inside and make sure all the gas knobs on the stove are off. I write down license plate numbers of random cars that I think might be following me. I don't like to stand closer than 6 feet to other people. I memorize how I left the tube of toothpaste - if it has been moved I worry someone has put poison in it. I assume all animals have rabies and I stay away. When I meet a new person, I can instantly sense they don't like me.

I could go on. But this is my life. These are my inner thoughts 24/7.



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176,161 The beautiful things still warm my heart and bring a grateful tear to my eyes, but I remember the constant accusations and abuse to remind me that I deserve better in the future.



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176,160 The good memories still remain.
I only hold on to the fears and doubts to help me along.



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176,159 Nearly 1 in 6 Americans (16.2%) ages 14 to 49 has herpes, which is twice as high in women (21%) than men (12%).

Herpes is no big deal. It's a temporary dermatological problem. I don't understand all the stigma and fuss. And remember: chicken pox, shingles, oral herpes, genital herpes -- it's all the same thing. So get over the shaming, people.

By the way, condoms don't entirely protect you against herpes.



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176,158 I thought herpes was something that made people not have the confidence to be in a relationship, more for girls than for guys.  So I thought that too, these women who are single, maybe that's what's happening with them.  But a lot of guys don't mind.  I've known girls who had herpes and came clean with a guy they just started dating and the guys were ok with it. They would even have sex without condoms, as a lot of men do.  I guess it's open minded to stay with a girl who has herpes, the messed up shit is if they don't get married, what about the next girl?  Men can have herpes and never show symptoms on the outside.  So because of his open mindedness, his "niceness" he could be infecting future girls he's with. Believe me i thought it was this huge stigma, but i guess with a lot of men, if they really like a girl/are really horny it doesn't seem to matter.



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176,157 When did I become so fat? I saw myself in the mirror today and became very sad. I decided that's it. I'm going on a diet. This was at about 10 AM. By 11 AM I was eating a bowl of leftover pasta. My diet lasted all of an hour.



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176,156 I give up. People just too stupid for me.

A mother in my school district found some research showing that students in Finland are smarter than students in the United States.

After further investigation she came up with a reason why.

It snows in Finland. When the students arrive at school, they take off their shoes and leave them in the hallways so as not to make a muddy slushy mess in the classroom.

Eureka! This mother concluded this must be the reason why students in Finland are smarter. Students learn better without their shoes on!

So now this mother is trying to rally our school district to embrace a shoe-less policy in the classrooms. All students should leave their shoes in the hallway and our test scores will go up up up!

Hooray for us! We have found the miracle elixir to make our students smarter than every one else.

*******

I'm so embarrassed to even know this woman and her friends  who are jumping on this band wagon. This is stupidity at its worst. As a public service, whenever I have to back up in the school parking lot, I won't look in my rear-view mirror. If I can "accidentally" take some of them out, it will dilute their presence in the gene pool.



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176,155 One of my bosses is really sweet. He worries about me sometimes and I think it's really nice that he does. When I was sexually harassed at the company he took MANY measures to make sure I was comfortable, and was visibly angry when I told him what happened. He always notices when I'm not as happy as usual, and will usually be the only one to ask me why I'm upset. His personality is sort of prickly, but I like it. It makes me laugh, because that's just his way of communicating. The only reason why I thought of this today was because he knows I've been stressed out lately, and I didn't get around to eating yesterday so I'm kind of empty and loopy today. I dropped the ball on a couple things. But he asked if I was going to eat today and tutted me slightly about making sure I do eat. Maybe it's because I have a few similarities to his girlfriend, but it's nice having a boss that cares about your well-being.



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176,154 I hate everyone. But the person I hate the most is....... me.



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176,153 You know what I think when I see highly attractive, unmarried women in their mid-30s posting pictures of their journeys around the world?

They have herpes.  I've seen this a few times.

What happens is that these women grew up knowing they were beautiful and popular.  When they got into college, they "chose" the right boyfriend, one who was older, popular, attractive, dressed well, had some money, was in a band, nice car... the kind of boyfriend that served as a status symbol.  It was all an ego thing.  Of course, the guy was an asshole, cheated, and lied.  One day, she sees she has a persistent set of bumps around her vagina.  Boom - genital herpes.  It's highly infectious and never goes away.

Imagine the hit to the ego when you find that out.  On Monday, you know you're beautiful and popular.  On Tuesday, you realize no guy wants you.  Literally overnight, you're now the last choice for any guy who doesn't have herpes, too.  Even the ugliest guy who you have ever turned down wouldn't take you now.

What to do?  Your chances for getting married and having kids has just gone way, way down.  Those girls you used to slight for not being beautiful, now you're seeing their kids on Facebook.  They look happy.  Same with those guys you turned down for not being "popular" enough for you.  Maybe their wives aren't as gorgeous as you are, but it's obvious they're happy.  It's like nobody cares that you're beautiful.

So you travel the world.  You have sunset pictures taken on exotic Asian beaches.  Lots of smiles.  The bikini shows your body off... you know you still got it.  Show everybody how great it still is to be you.  The same ego that caused you to fuck the wrong guys now has you taking pictures of your body on exotic beaches for all to see.

Yeah, I've seen this a few times.  It's herpes.



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176,152 Some people think that they can sit on a really high mountain and call themselves God under the impression that they can do just about anything that they want with little to no consequence. Well, I'm the soul living in the cave on the mountain that this new God hasn't seen, and I'm really tired of his thumping and hollering, so I've been thinking about climbing up while he's admiring his reign and kicking him off the side, for the sole purpose of being able to finally sleep.



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176,151 I make sure my 10-person staff has diversity.  I have two blacks on it.  However, they're both African blacks.  They're not American blacks.  African blacks are well educated, polite, and industrious.  They aren't self-entitled racist blacks like most American blacks tend to be.  I don't want that on my staff.



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176,150 I had a very close friend who died suddenly six years ago.  His teenage daughter showed the "exploding fist bump."  He thought it was funny, so he showed me.  Dumb little thing.  He died maybe a month later.  Now when I see people do that, I smile and think of him.



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176,149 The Running Man Challenge is trying so hard to be the next Harlem Shake and Whip/Nae Nae.  Very very lame.  Seriously, no one wants to see a bunch of uncoordinated people dance badly to the same lyrics/soundtrack over and over.  Not to mention they're not even doing the actual running man dance.  We are so over half-assed "viral" videos.  Please stop.

Next on the list of things to stop doing as a society:

"Exploding" fist bumps.  You know, the kind where the palms open up after your knuckles have touched.  Yeah, stop that.



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176,148 If I could go back and talk to myself three years ago I would say one thing.... do. not. get. in. a. relationship..... STAY SINGLE!

Women are all fucking trouble and NO reward. Sex isn't even worth it RUN! RUN! RUN!



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176,147 I don't understand how men can't recognized their own children . When my son was born he look exactly like his father as he gets older he started to look  more like me but you can tell he has his fathers nose and the same expressions as his father. He has other children from previous marriages and all of them look related if you saw them together you can tell they are siblings even though they have different mothers .



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176,146 I never give money to charity. Fuck that. I was poor growing up. No one ever gave money to me. I survived.



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176,145 The question comes up of how a guy could marry a woman if she's such trouble.

in looking back at my own situation, it's because she was a brilliant liar. She could look me in the eye and say something completely false, but without flinching at all. She had no moral conscious. She could lie and not care who she was hurting. I didn't think anyone was capable of such a bold self centered approach.

There were little things like I'm missing several hundred dollars from my wallet, I asked if she took it. She tells me no. I had to have a sit down with the cleaning lady and fire her.  Later I found out the truth. My wife didn't care the cleaning lady was falsely accused and fired.

There were bigger lies. My daughter had a cut under her eye. My wife told me a swing hit her in the face. Later I found out my wife punched her in the face. My daughter was one at the time.

Then there is our son. I found out years later that he wasn't mine. It's like an episode of The Jerry Springer Show. She let me believe he was mine. She let him believe i was his father. the truth only came out after 10 years. So much pain over this. My wife didn't care.

She's smart, educated, good looking, and carries herself well. She came across as marriage material. I had no idea it was all based on lies.

Is this my fault that she lies so well to me and everyone else?

I don't think so. I'm the victim of a massive case of extremely well-executed fraud.



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176,144 So, for me, being divorced is something I can understand now, since I went through it. I see people who went through this and we get each other on some level. The same thing is true for myself and others who are married, but sticking it out.

There is something really intriguing about a crazy person. I watch shows about women who murdered their husbands went to prison, and I think I'd like to get involved with them. Then I realize that I have a problem.

Then there is my personal experience of being married. My ex-wife was crazy as hell, but hid it really well. I would have been okay with it, except, she wasn't okay with it, or me. I could say it was like falling in a trap, but that makes it sound like I had no part in it.

I could look at the whole thing pretty dispassionately now. I'm going to fall in other traps. No need for extra drama.



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176,143 Me: "come on, let's grab a bottle and a hooker."

My girl: "no."

Me: "You Sure?"

My Girl: "we already got herb. No to the bottle yes to the hooker"



I'm marrying this one.



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176,142 Tell me you have a cat and I'll think you're a ditz.



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176,141 "Diapers and Politicians need to be changed often, and for the same reason." - Samuel Clements



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176,140 She told me today that she no longer wants me.  

It doesn't really even hurt to read that.  I'm ready to get on with my life and close that chapter for good.  I do wish you the best P, even though it's been one hell of a ride.  

Talk to you on Feb. 1, ok ?



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176,139 So there has been a nuclear reactor leak in the US apparently. No idea where, I haven't had time to reaserch it yet



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176,138 My boss is an elitist asshole.  He thinks he's brilliant, and he's not.  He also treats me like I'm 12.   Being that I can't just flip him off and leave because I need this job, I do the next best thing: I've made the entire staff realize he's an asshole.  Now they all hate him.  It's the least I could do.  Fuck you, boss.



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176,137 @112 - Yes!



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176,136 I've been going to court for almost a year over a domestic dispute that happened last summer. Me and 2 of my roommates were involved, one as a witness on my side and one as the alleged victim. I was charged with assault and battery, and I've been fighting it (lol) because I never actually laid hands on my roommate except to push her away from me. She instigated all the attacks against me, yet since my name wasn't on the lease I was arrested and thrown out immediately.

My witness and the alleged victim used to be best friends, and their friendship crumbled and turned into a passive aggressive war of sorts, which I tried to stay out of. I became involved when the alleged victim took some of my things while clearing out the kitchen (of EVERYTHING, mind you), which she was doing because of a conversation we'd had earlier. She asked me for something to give to someone else, and I told her I'd just give it to them directly because I didn't want to deal with her attitude. Trying to stay out of it. When I came home I found that she had some of my cookware, and when I went to get my things from her she acted as though she'd never been a cunt to me and brushed me off, telling me she'd look for my things later and leave them outside my door. Flippantly, and condescendingly: "I'll give it to you when I feel like it." I didn't stand for this, and it ended with me getting arrested.

Since my witness was already fighting with the alleged victim, she was happy to be my witness in the beginning. Now that it's been so long, my witness wants me to take the deal they're trying to give me so she doesn't have to come to court anymore. She's done with dealing with it and tries to convince me to take the deal every time we talk about it.

I'm just a little annoyed at that, because although I appreciate her coming to my aid and being a witness, she's basically asking me to accept punishment (6 months probation and assault on my record, which as someone who wants to be a psychologist is a big NO) for not wanting to assuage someone's ego in a fight I shouldn't have been involved in, and for demanding that my possessions be returned to me immediately when they shouldn't have been moved in the first place. Put plainly I got sucked into their fight, and now my witness wants me to deal with the consequences, while she and the alleged victim walk away scott-free.

No thanks. I want justice.



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176,135 I have really vicious erectile dysfunction.  I have a hard time getting it up, and when I do I cum almost instantly.

FML.

M/48



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176,134 The USA owes trillion of dollars to China and Japan to stay afloat and the President is worried about where transgender people - who are are .3%  of the population-can go to the bathroom?
This is what Americans are worried about? We are living in a fools paradise.We worry about crap like that and which boob the Kardashians are going to show today? American better wake up or our kids will be living in the poor house because of the debt we are leaving them. The writing is on the wall .Look at what is happening in Europe and South America.
Vote for the person you think will help us get out of debt. As a household we can not  borrow 50% of each dollar we need for the month. How can this be bad for us but OK for the government to borrow 48 cents of each dollar they spend?
Vote for term limits in Washington DC. NO MORE CAREER POLITICIANS who are selling the USA  down the river as long as they get elected for another term.
Wake up America!



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176,133 I know of a situation where cash money is being paid for tickets to public school events -- football games mostly. There is no public accounting of the cash. We don't know how much is taken in. We don't know where it goes or how it's spent. I don't know, but it could be ending up in people's pockets.

This is a public school where everything is supposed to be above board. That's the law.

How can this be that we ignore the law? And  so publicly ignore the law?

Whenever I bring this up, the conversation goes nowhere. Welcome to small town life.



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176,132 I don't think you will ever be mine...

But I will always be yours



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176,131 We are strangers because you let it be that way.



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176,130 And we are strangers again...



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176,129 I was a wife once. For 8 months. It was cool to be able to say that. "My husband" this, "I'm his wife" that. But now I have the title of ex wife. I never use it. I just say, "My ex-husband" this and "my ex-husband" that. Makes me more relateable to wives and ex wives and even singles.



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176,128 Picture this. An award ceremony for the smartest students in the school district.

Middle school boy gets called up to the podium. Applause all around.

Middle school girl gets called up. Same thing. Everyone applauds.

Next is the high school male winner. More applause.

Then comes the high school girl winner. I'm watching very closely. Some of the Board of Education members don't clap at all. They sit there silently with their hands in their laps.

The difference between this girl and the other three winners? This girl was black.

It was blatant racism. The town is 99% white. This is by design. This is why people move here. How dare a black girl be the smartest?? This is the attitude of some people in this town. Disgusting.



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176,127 Lol..Am glad am not the only one, I have no use for marriage.
I think I could maybe do it, if my wife lived across the street..lol
I guess some of us are just wired sideways.
I love women & i have no problem with commitment but the living together part
& being around each other 24/7 is not for me...

35 M



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176,126 Men don't necessarily "get stuck" with crazy wives.  The man usually has something in his personal or family history that influences his decision to be attracted to the "crazy" wife. I was with my last wife for over 5 years, only married part of that time. I used to call her batshit crazy when she'd fly off the handle for something I'd done, or was perceived to have done.

Looking back , it was me who had the esteem issues plus a few others. I chose someone crazy like me, just in a different way. I made my choice so I could feel in control or superior in the relationship.  

Yes, the blowjobs were insanely awesome as was all the sex. I got to explore a side of myself that I never dreamt of. It was insane as well as it was euphoric. I wish I was still with her, though we were both emotionally draining to one another.  

I'll likely never meet another like her.  As sad as I am for the loss, I can now rebuild my life and learn from this experience.  



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176,125 god i wish my wife would just get rid of facebook...

she complains about how ugly peoples kids are, how fat someone looks or how stupid something they did is.

then she proceeds to post idiotic selfies, pics of our kids or shit she likes, i point out the fact to her that she complains about other people FB stuff, and then suddenly im the asshole....oh well.



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176,124 Married for 5 years to my best friend of 14 years. He's my family. Can't wait to meet our first baby in December! He's made my dreams come true, and I strive to do the same for him. When both people commit to marriage and see it as a covenant promise of family, it's wonderful.



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176,123 This is gonna sound sexist, but here goes.  I don't think men are meant to be home all day long.  Women clean and watch kids and do things around the house, even if they watch tv, they can handle being home all day better than a man can. Every case I know of a guy who retired, there's some kind of problem. I guess it comes down to cabin fever, people get bored. You're used to being somewhere else all day, working, and you may want to stay home but the outcome isn't always the best. The men I know, yea they find hobbies, but unless they get out of the house that day, they tend to get touchy or start nit picking things. It's like your mind isn't on work anymore so u pay attention to every little thing and turn grumpy and somewhat nasty for no reason. It's all that extra energy.



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176,122 I love being married. I love my husband.



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176,121 I hate being married too. It's an idiotic idea. I think I only got married because he would pay my expenses. I didn't think out the part where we have to see each other every damn day.



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176,120 Why does anyone marry? Rose colored glasses. Things look good til the tinted specs come off.  Men or women doesn't matter, happens to us all.

What amazes me is the slow learner, married multiple times...not too bright.



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176,119 I typically don't get hung up on older women, but my new boss is really having an impact on me. I didn't even notice it until one of my coworkers asked why I act so differently around her. Do I really? Does she know that? Once that little seed was planted in my brain I can't shake the thought of her pulling me out of one these boring meetings and taking me to her office for a nice game of hide the sausage, but she's happily married, so I'll just continue admiring her from afar and hope she continues to wear more of those loose fitting dresses she loves to stroll in. I hate that I fit into the "coworker attracted to boss" stereotype, but I've got to say, I'm not too ashamed of it.

But I can't let this have an impact on my work, or how I see her. She's my boss and I'm not going to treat her any differently simply because I'm attracted to her. No. I'll simply think about her more often in my private time and leave it at that.



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176,118 My married lover of 12 years dumped me over the phone. I have no idea how I'll ever trust again.

F/60



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176,117 I wish that was for me. I can pretend it is. It feels like it makes sense and I can let go. Something didn't feel right about leaving you. It seemed like we would have left things unresolved when we had the power to change that. Instead, we closed our eyes and jumped in to the unknown



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176,116 I can see how married couples can "flame out" when they have kids.  It's like you can either be a couple, or have kids.  Not both.



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176,115 I am definitely not a shower.  I measured this morning and when not in an excited state I am 2".  When I get aroused I am 7.5".  I guess you can't judge a book by it's penis length.
53/m



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176,114 When my mom retired, she moved several states away. We lived fairly close to each other, and we used to see each other often, but now I only get to see her a few times a year. We talk on the phone, but it's not the same as being together in person. So I miss her.

Of course her phone number has changed, but sometimes I dial the old one just to pretend she still lives close by. I know it's weird, but somehow it's comforting.



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176,113 How do men get stuck with crazy wives?  Didn't they "sort them out" first, you know, make sure they weren't fucking crazy?

I have a theory.  I call it the Blowjob Theory.  Crazy woman wants a husband, so she sucks his dick on the first or second date.  They're driving along, talking, and then she just opens up his pants and goes to town.  Guy is like, wow!  He never stops to think that only a crazy woman would do this.  I have two friends who were, um, "sucked" into marriage like this.  Their wives are crazy and they are miserable.  My friends know guys like this, too.  Safe to say it happens all the time.

But I do know one guy whose wife was normal and loving, strong marriage, four well adjusted kids... and then one day she tried to kill him.  Seems like she had a psychotic break.  A true mental health issue.  She's in a hospital now.  Not his fault.

So there's one exception to the Blowjob Theory.  I feel for those poor guys.



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176,112 Something extremely odd happened to me this morning.

I just didn't feel like jerking off to porn.  It's been part of my morning routine for years.  It wakes me up and gets me going.

But I just didn't feel like it.


Does this happen when you get older?



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176,111 Here's a typical example of what my wife is like:

I come into the kitchen in the morning as Live! is on with Kelly Ripa and a new guy, now that Michael Strahan is gone.

I look for a moment and very nicely ask my wife the name of this new co-host.

She is immediately yelling and angry, "HE'S NOT A NEW CO-HOST! HE'S NOT!! DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING??? HE'S AUDITIONING FOR THE JOB!!! KELLY WILL TRY OUT A FEW NEW MEN OVER THE NEXT MONTH!!!!"

"I'm just wondering what his name is. Because I don't recognize him."

"BUT HE'S NOT A NEW CO-HOST. YOU CALLED HIM A NEW CO-HOST. THAT'S STUPID!"

"Well, I used the term new co-host because he's new today and he's co-hosting today."

"ARRRR, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A NEW CO-HOST!!  YOU'RE SO DUMB!!"

"I'm just wondering what his name is..."

"I DON'T KNOW HIS STUPID NAME. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS? HE'S NOT THE NEW CO-HOST!!!"

********************

Everyday is like this. If she's not screaming because I mentioned the new co-host, then she's screaming because I asked what she'd like for dinner.

I'm so eager to divorce her. She doesn't know this yet. But I have to wait until I sell the house first. Until then, my life is hell.



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176,110 088 - She has lost interest in you bc it's no longer a secret, it's not exciting anymore.  The same happened to me, his wife found out, they divorced and I did not want him anymore bc I did not want the hassle of a boyfriend.



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176,109 I have no idea how many years I have been married. It's somewhere over 15 but less than 20. I don't really give a shit. I could figure it out I guess. But why. It would only depress me.



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176,108 I tell myself that it's better this way now since you've left , but the truth of the matter is it really sucks not having you any longer.

I am an idiot for thinking there wasn't anything wrong with me.  I couldn't even listen to the truth, now I fully comprehend the meaning of your words.  

I'm sorry.



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176,107 I have a co-worker at work who always likes to snitch and has great disdain towards me. Though I do not like her either, the day I get my bachelor's is coming within the next few months. Oh how nice it will be to go by the store and have her hear how I finally became a teacher, and how I am better than her.



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176,106 So, you deplore the effects of becoming middle-aged?  There's more to come!

In old age you will lose height, strength, stamina, hair, sexual vigor.  Knees will be troublesome, short-term memory unreliable.  Wandering aches and pains.  Sleep will be interrupted because you have to pee.

Despite it all, it feels wonderful to be alive!  You will find pleasure in small everyday things.  A good cup of coffee, the sweetness of morning juice, the smile of a friend, a joke from the Internet.  The warmth of the sun, the scent of flowers in bloom.  A word of good cheer from a neighbor and a chance to pass it along to someone else.  An afternoon nap.  A hot shower.  Wearing old clothes which you like even more now than when they were new.  The comfort of holding hands with someone who matters.
M/70+



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176,105 Someone found my secret...
Yes, I know you know.
And I know your secret as well. ;)



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176,104 When people at my new job mention that they are Christians, I lose respect for them.  Don't get me wrong I think you should be allowed to practice whatever religious faith you'd like but the pervasive and contradictory nonsense that is Christianity just bugs the shit out of me.  Or perhaps it is the perceived "moral superiority" that they believe it brings them.  Sorry but praying to an imaginary man in the sky who promises to come get you in a few years does not make me think highly of you. Sorry.



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176,103 I fell in love with a married man.  Now he's all mine, and I couldn't be happier.  But he's so worried - maybe it's the instability in his life with the divorce, but he frequently wonders about my devotion.  I don't know how to reassure him.  He's constantly on my mind and in my thoughts... I want to live with him and marry him, but I get so caught up with work sometimes.  

My secret is this: I'm scared he'll push me away when all I want is to hold him close.



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176,102 He will always be mine



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176,101 I miss you.
I miss you.
I miss you.



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176,100 My boyfriend is a grower not a shower. I love his dick. If it so happened that someone accidentally saw his dick, they'd think it was small. I don't care. It's all for me. He makes me cum so easily. I love it!



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