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176,398 I've masturbated into tissues and dry socks since I was 12.  The first time I had sex with a woman was bareback and I edged inside her after ten minutes of rabbitpounding, then made it ten more minutes of girl on top.  I had to finish by jacking off while she tickled my nuts, since she orgasmed.

And she was 10 years older.  And an escort.



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176,396 I quit smoking weed last Christmas. I'm not gonna start again, but man, I miss getting high. I wish I could smoke again.



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176,395 At first the Dems this year tried to say Trump and his supporters are violent at rallies. Now this week it becomes clear the violence was caused by the Dems. No shame in those people. Just a bunch of manipulative liars.



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176,394 In the 1950s, Democrats violently attacked people trying to exercise their civil rights like sit at a lunch counter.

Just yesterday, Democrats violently attacked people trying to exercise their civil rights by attending a political rally.

Times they ain't a changin'...



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176,393 My birthday is July 5.



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176,392 I think there's a secret plan in the works. Hillary will get indicted right after she wins enough delegates.

She hasn't been indicted yet because then Bernie would win all the primaries and get enough delegates.

So they waited.

Who are "they". Funny enough, I think it's the Republicans obviously, and then an inner circle of power elite Democrats who want to put up their own candidate at the last minute.

This is about to get real interesting.



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176,391 My wife had a college friend come to visit with us for the weekend. On the Monday morning my wife had to go to work. I came down and found the friend sitting at the kitchen table sipping coffee, talking about how she'll be leaving soon, right after she packs and showers.

Then she got up from her chair, and I think in an attempt to adjust her robe and make it tighter, she open it up completely before wrapping it more snugly around herself.  In so doing, she completely exposed her nakedness to me. I was five feet away. I saw everything. Pussy. Boobs. Nips.

What was that? Was I supposed to read into her exposing herself? Was it a message that I should follow her into the guest room?

I don't know. It was too dangerous to make any type pf return gesture. What if I was wrong about her intentions?

Anyway, I'm not complaining. Thank you for the vision. I'll cherish it.



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176,390 Really? You spend over $1,000 on a new digital camera. You take a picture of a child in your yard. You want to send it to us so you use your $100 phone camera to take a picture of the small display screen on the back of your $1,000 digital camera. That's what you send to us.

And the things is, I know you are just too damned lazy to read the manual to see how to upload pictures from your new digital camera. You always take the laziest route possible.

In the end, the irony is that the only clear 'image' I saw was of you being a moron.



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176,389 In my town, like in many towns, there is a "Safe Rides" program where high school students can call and get a ride home from a peer if they are too drunk to drive their own car.

But in this land of lowlifes, many parents have been using the service. They get drunk out of their skull and then call an 18 year old high school student to drive them home.

How pathetic of these adults. Aren't they embarrassed to call a student for a ride home from the bar? Sick. Don't you trailer trash people have any moral bounds at all?



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176,388 I almost called you today.  ❤️



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176,387 You should call me tonight. ❤️



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176,386 I love this thing some people in Brooklyn do where they rename their neighborhood into the one west of it to seem better and safer.  This bitch is in Bed Stuy, not downtown brooklyn!  don't tell me downtown brooklyn when that's not where you're located.



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176,385 Amazing how the parents of bullies can't see the situation for what it is. They make excuses. They blame others. Oh, I see, the 21 other kids in the class are actually picking on your son.... your son who is the largest kid in the school. He had no choice but to steal other kid's lunches, and to punch three boys in the face and to push a girl down the stairs. He had no other option. Thanks for clearing that up.



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176,384 I booted up a long dormant computer. I had not used it in about 3 years. The hardware works. But I noticed the web browser wouldn't function. The message on the screen said it had to be upgraded. It's clear, the browser intentionally shut itself down so it would not function.

But upgrading isn't possible. The newest version of the browser requires a newer version of the operating system - a version which will not run on this 10 year old hardware.

In other words, I'm screwed.  

This seems wrong to me, even criminal. I bought a computer with software in place. How dare someone intentionally stop the software from working a few years later.

And why? So I'm forced to go out and buy another computer? So I can increase the computer company's profits?

What if you bought a car from Ford and 10 years later they intentionally disabled it so it would no longer start - even though the internal mechanical system were in fine working order? There would be riots and calls for criminal prosecutions.

But these computer companies, how come they are allowed to get away with screwing the consumers?

This entire world is about screwing people over to get them to pay more money.



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176,383 I've grown more conservative in my beliefs.  But I will still vote for Hillary in Nov., & for good reasons.



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176,382 I am on board a PTA and that is highly illegal and they can lose their 501 C 3 status, report them to your local chapter.  Also stand up at meetings and speak up.  



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176,381 Moving on after the relationship is almost as much of a roller coaster ride as our crazy relationship was.  Crazy love.  The hurting, so friends tell me, lessens with time.  

I still don't believe it right now even though I've been through this many times in my life.

Ironically, the pain I feel after you is exactly like the pain from a girl I dated 25 years ago.  She too had the same birthday as you.  

July 5th.



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176,380 It greatly offends me how our PTA "works tirelessly" to raise funds for the school. Then they use some of those funds to treat themselves to several volunteer lunches each year.

You greedy fucks, that money was meant to enhance education for the students, not for you to stuff your faces with fancy food and wine.



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176,379 Now that I'm graduating, people ask where I want to go next.

In my most professional voice, I tell them New York City, financial capital of the world. I'd like to put my economics degree to good use, hopefully working at an investment bank.

There's a part I don't mention.  A few years ago I was reading an article in a magazine. It described one energized night at a New York City club. There was a band playing. Guys were encouraged to come up on stage, pull out their dicks and jerk off into the crowd.  Women got into the act too, lifting their skirts and rubbing their pussy to orgasm in front of the crowd.

Yep. Now that I'm graduating, it's New York City for me - even though economics bores the shit out me. Somehow, I'll just have to make do...



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176,378 if ever I find myself on a jury where a husband killed his wife, I'd find him not guilty. I don't care what the facts are as presented by a prosecutor. She deserved it. End of story.



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176,377 I nod back to you sir!



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176,376 I feel like maybe im trying to fill the hole in my heart with cock.



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176,375 I found an old picture of a dog I had 25 years ago when I was a kid.  Oh my God, I never understood how obese the poor thing was.  He was fat beyond belief.  I would feed the dog cheese slices - 90 calories apiece - because that's what he loved.  I never knew how much I was damaging the poor dog's health.

I looked at that picture and I felt terrible.  I didn't know what I was doing, and the dog was probably happy beyond belief that he was getting so much great food.

I wish I could let my current dog know why I won't let him eat the leftover people food.  Except the vegetables.  I'll let him eat the vegetables.



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176,374 Sometimes I'll make an excuse to my wife about hanging out with my friends, and instead I'll go to a local strip club and hang out.  There's a 23-year old blonde stripper there who loves me.  I'll show up, and she'll grind on me until we both cum.  Lots of fun.  Last time she started doing the grinding thing on my lap, and I told her to pretend she was fucking me instead.  So she straightened up and started to bounce on my crotch like she was riding me cowgirl, rubbing her tits and looking at me.  Good god, it was so fucking hot.  It had to be the hottest thing I've ever fucking seen.  My cock got huge and I told her I was about to cum, and she just kept bouncing on me as I started to shoot cum all in my pants.  But she wouldn't stop.  My pants were soaked through in cum and she just kept rubbing her pussy in the wet spot.  So fucking hot.  Just thinking about it is getting my dick hard.



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176,373 Every day I say a prayer for the safety of my family.  I pray to God to protect them against me.



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176,372 The anti-Trump people are turning this country into a third world shithole, just like the countries most of them escaped from.  It is disgusting.  How anyone could side with these animals is beyond me.  The Democratic party I was a part of has been hijacked by scum.



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176,371 Parents love your children , you have no idea how many people especially women who have live self esteem issues due not having a male figure in their live or one who didn't treat them right. I grew up in a loving home and have a great relationship with my father I have great memories with my dad playing basketball , riding bikes, telling a night stories at bed time . I have never suffer from self steem issues and I have always like my self just that way I'm . I know plenty of women who grew up with no father and a lot of them suffer from low self esteem and the majorly date pretty crappy guys who don't treat right .



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176,370 Like I always say, you can't fix yourself by breaking someone else.
Doesn't keep some people from trying their damnedest to break that rule though does it?



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176,369 The reason why I didn't love you right is because I didn't love myself. I criticized everything in me, and therefore anyone who loved me (like you said you did) must have had something wrong with them. I really came to love you when I realized you accept me with my flaws. Then you provided validation, empathy, understanding...love.

When you broke up with me I became nothing. I died on the inside. I never want to go back there. Four years have passed and by some miracle it's better. Through passage of time. There were so many nights I wanted to kill myself. There were so many unbearable moments. I missed you, I had this huge gaping wound.

The wound healed aberarntly. I am afraid of meeting up with you because seeing you will trigger my brain to fall deeply for you again.

I am screwing things up with our text messaging so that we can remain in this dynamic, never fully letting go, but never together anymore. Because I can't take it. I can't take another heart break. I don't want to kill myself, because I am afraid of how much this will hurt my family.



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176,368 So all the jobs are online.  I've been applying online and nothing.  I got more hits last year when I hadn't worked in a long time than I have this year when I just finished at a temp job.  I've been in office jobs, it seems like they are the hardest to get now.  You can't really pound the pavement looking for office work, you can't go to the city and just go into buildings to whatever offices and ask if they're hiring.  Not with doormen and security.  So it looks like I'm going to have to switch focus.  Never did retail, and a lot of retail places want experience.  I'm going to have to walk up and down blocks and see who's hiring.  Maybe something in sales, beauty stores, dress stores, salons, places like that.



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176,367 I'm not sure about what is going on in my life right now, other than it feels like a momentous seismic shift.



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176,366 you think you're so powerful keeping it a secret as to whether or not you are going to dump me for good this time, because i dared to challenge you. although i admit i am more curious than i should be, you really don't have any power here at all, i know you're going to dump me in the foreseeable future anyway, so you are possible doing me a big favor by cutting me off from the toxic addiction to you now. i predicted this response from you. you're so transparent in your behaviors. and it isn't especially flattering to my mental health, that i even continue to care.



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176,365 I lift my dog up and let him lick the counter when I spill things.  I then wipe the counter down, sure, but pup does the pre-wash.



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176,364 I thought I wanted to die about a hundred times today, but now I somehow feel better.



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176,362 Toxic chemicals were put in the lake to kill the algae. A few hours later fishermen showed up and caught some fish. I pointed out how they shouldn't eat the fish because of the newly applied chemicals. They were drunk. They ignored me. I'm sure they went home and ate those fish. Ever wonder why some men die young of cancer. There you have it.



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176,361 I'm afraid of my lawn mower. No really. It's loud and vibrates and has a blade spinning 1 million times a second. It could chop my head off. I get a bit panicky around the lawn mower.



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176,360 Doesn't matter how many alias's one has if they always post from the same IP address they are all the same person.
But of course everyone knows that right?



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176,359 Over the last decade I've probably created over 100 fake email addresses. I use them to register on forums so I can post anonymously. I also have many fake facebook accounts and alike.

With some of the big social media websites, they seem so pleased they have so many users. But if I'm any indication, I might look like 10 different users, but really there's just one of me.

Do the advertisers realize they aren't quite getting the bang for the buck they think they are?



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176,358 I want to file ethics charges against a government official who refuses to do her job. But if I did, I fear she will fine me for something made-up. Something's very wrong when I have to fear retaliation from our own government. With each passing day we look more and more like North Korea.



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176,357 I have a person a think of every day too. For 7 years now my brain struggles to un-imprint. I've read about some thought techniques you can use to slowly fade those memories (similar technique to how people memorize large swaths of numbers/letters) and it helps. Check it out. I hope you find relief from that hang up.



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176,356 Getting counseling is the single best decision I ever made in my life. I highly recommend it.



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176,355 I still think about you everyday. Every single fucking day.



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176,354 I love looking up people from high school. After I was expelled everyone wanted the worst for me. They felt comfortable thinking I was going to go nowhere in life. Well, I ended up with a pretty nice career six years later and I'm on my way to building my own life. Them? Ones pregnant and homeless, ones "super excited" about her new job at the gas station, another is fresh out of rehab and working as a yoga instructor, in fact a lot of them are now aspiring yoga instructors. Fads, amiright? Now theres nothing wrong with any of these jobs. I'm not making fun of them for their jobs, I'm making fun of them because they hated me so much and wanted me to fail so bad, and now I'm coasting while they're sucking dick and doing nothing with their lives. They still go to the same places, hang out with the same people, still date within the same circle of friends.

I'm glad they hated me, because I probably would've gotten stuck in that loop as well. But their hatred towards me only fueled my future, and now, I just get to smile. So in a way, thanks for everything, I couldn't have done it without ya ;) now eat shit and die.



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176,353 I had a friend with benefits. I'd stop by her apartment some nights. She's stop by mine. I eventually gave her a key to my place. I don't know why. A token of friendship. One night I was fucking a woman from work. We were on the bed naked. I was on top. She suddenly scream. Standing in the doorway to my bedroom was my friend with benefits. She had let herself in. The situation didn't go over well with either woman.

So friends with benefits can be good. But make really clear boundaries. And don't be as dumb as me by giving her a key.



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176,352 Is being Friends With Benefits a good idea?



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176,351 Taking on a job and not knowing what the hell your doing? That basically describes every boss I've ever had.



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176,350 I'm a big, muscular guy, and highly educated.  I'm emotionally attracted to intelligent women, women I can talk to and hold a conversation with.  But I'm sexually attracted to small, petite women, women I can throw around and hold down and fuck the bejeesus out of.



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176,349 I remember hearing back in my college engineering program about this one student who had graduated from a liberal arts program a few years ahead of us, probably in the late ྌs.  I guess he had trouble getting a job, so he applied to an aerospace engineering firm.  He completely lied on his resume and actually managed to get the job.  Of course, he was a fuck up from his first day, but he managed to stay on for a year before he was let go.

It was a great story of the little guy sticking it to the system, and back then I thought, "Wow, he must have really been a great scam artist to have lasted an entire year!"  Of course, now that I'm older, I know that a guy who lasts only a year is a guy who was found out about pretty quickly.  He probably aroused suspicion when he couldn't speak the lingo of the aerospace engineer, and then he started screwing up on simple problems.  HR started checking into his background, and in the process discovered that they themselves didn't do a good job of vetting the candidate.  To limit their embarrassment, he was probably given a series of "performance reviews," and then terminated at the 1-year mark.  Give him a severance check to absolve the company of any liability, and everybody walks away clean.

But still, good for him for getting a year of free money.



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176,348 My wife.  Her nipples are about 1/2" long and this is before she is aroused. Her labia hangs down about an inch. To top it off she is sweet and pleasant.

OMG I love it all and wonder every day how I won the lottery with her.



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176,347 I'm attracted to tall, slim, blue eye white dudes lol with hair can't stand bald dudes . The funny thing is I'm short , brunette and spend hours lifting weights and I'm not attracted to muscular guys . I would never date a body builder .  Atrraction is funny indeed.



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176,346 I have a unique ability.  I can look at the pictures of women and tell who's the crazy one, who's the slutty one, who's the adventurous one.  Basically, who will respond in kind if I start making sexual overtures to them.  I'm sure this is not quite the way this talent was intended to be used.



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176,345 I'm at the point in my career where my knowledge and experience is so great that even if I don't know something, it takes me five minutes to read up on it and learn it.  So if the job description says the candidate needs to have the experience, I put it somewhere on my resume.



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176,344 I will not use ice cubes without rising them off with water.



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176,343 I get very annoyed with my fat friend. She's big but doesn't like being big, doesn't like being called big but when she gets mad at someone, insults their size.



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176,342 I still feel bad that after you treated me so kindly and we spent serious time and travel together that I just couldn't get down with your musky meat sweating folds...Attraction is so weird and mysterious



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176,341 My local catholic church is going to put up a new church building at a cost of $10 million. That's money which could be used to help the poor. But nope, we're going to use it to make plush new digs so we can sit in regal comfort on Sunday mornings!

The hypocrisy of catholics. There's no end to it.



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176,340 I think pregnant women look perfect. Our best sex was when my wife was withchild.



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176,339 there is no way a hiring manager can check on the validity of a private website, that is correct. However, the lie quickly becomes clear when the new superstar hire can't perform basic tasks that they've claimed to have mastered and falls flat on their face in their 90 day probationary period. HR and technical recruiters generally know very little about the technologies that they fill positions for,  they know industry buzzwords and that's about it. The test will come when you start working with "real" coders who will ask you questions about these applications you've claimed to have built that you're not ready to answer. Prepare yourself for this scenario, it will come. I've seen many developers bullshit themselves into a job and find out later that they were in way over their heads.



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176,338 it's no secret to anyone but you,and the people who you are able to fake it for, you're a twisted fuck. you really do have a family pathology, as evidenced by your other relatives,  that is taking you over. the propensity to be passive aggressive, to twist the facts so you're always the victim. the transference you employ when you accuse someone of doing exactly what you've done to them, is completely unbalanced.  
you're crazy...seriously...you have an advancing pathology and there is no dealing with you the more it advances. you say you don't know if you want to have anything to do with me anymore?  because in your eyes i started an argument today YOU twisted into an arguement ? wow. do me a fucking favor. wait until someday when the secret of what a twisted asshole you are emerges at your work.  and it will. the mask will eventually fall...and the walls will really start tumbling around you...then.



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176,337 Yes they do sometimes.  Then the wife they left their wife for, leaves.



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176,336 They never leave their wives.



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176,335 Every time I see a pregnant woman all I can think is how disgusting and deformed she looks. It isn't even a conscious choice, it's just an immediate, visceral response.



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176,334 I thought we were forever but you went back to your wife. I'm a fucking idiot.



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176,332 People say incorrect things online. I use to correct them. No one liked when I corrected them. So now I no longer correct people. I know they are making an error, but hey, not really my problem. I'm sure there are others who also see the error. We can't nod at each other, because then we'd be acknowledging that an error was made - an the error maker would be offended. So each of us sits in silence. With that in mind, I give a general nod to all of you who see the errors, but say nothing.



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176,331 @329, as long as you kept it up long enough to do your current job correctly, I'm sure it's of little consequence



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176,330 How do people balance work, school and a relationship?  I can't do it.  I have a hard time balancing a job and a relationship, maybe partly because my boyfriend needs a lot of attention.  If I'm not there enough he gets lonely, he also needs a lot of sex and honestly it turns into work sometimes because he takes so long to finish.  I get lonely too, but idk i deal.  I might go back to school, I have no idea how I would balance everything.  School is a ton of reading and writing papers.  I'm trying to spend more time with him, but I could see studying at his house never happening because he's gonna want sex all the time.  How do people do it?



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176,329 I lied to get my job. I was unemployed and desperate. I had virtually no experience with anything. I used to work in customer service at a tech company which as we all know, means I'm worthless. My salary was $38,500 per year.

I knew about a day's worth of HTML coding. That was it. I hobbled together a website selling stuff in a very specific niche. The website was bare bones. It had a main page and an order page. When the user hit submit, I returned a fake page saying "Processing Transaction....". It was bullshit. I would manually process the transaction later. But it looked real to the user.

I parlayed this fake website into a marketing job at a major web company. I lied. I said my website made $550,000 in sales in the latest 12 month figures, up 163% over the prior year. (Doesn't that sound official and professional?)  These were totally made up numbers. It made about $200 in sales in the year it was operational. But I kept the lies going. I said it was fully automated. Orders routed right to a 3rd party distribution handler. I said I wrote all the front end and back end code, as well as strategically marketed the site in all the right places.

All lies. But I was hired at $160,000 a year to be in charge of marketing development at a major website.

I learned you can't lie about where you went to college. The company can check. But they have no way of knowing if you're telling the truth about a private website.





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176,328 I can still get off twice in a day. Yay me!

--50 something male



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176,327 After 2.5 years, I think my job hell is finally over.

It started December 27, 2013.  Our new boss had been in charge for six months.  He had forced out the other two older men in the prior months.  He started in on me immediately about where a project was.  The project had stalled in another office, and he knew that.  He had the "look" in his eyes that told me I was targeted to be next older guy forced out.  I went home and told my wife that I was marked to be fired next.  I started sending out my resume the next week.  I managed to stay on another 13 months before I was finally let go, but Christ Almighty, it was a tough 13 months.  He was a total dick to me as he tried to find things to justify letting me go.

Then it took 25 fucking interviews before I was employed again.  Another tough 8 months.

I got another job... and my boss turned out to be a psycho asshole.  I started looking for another job within 6 weeks of getting on board.  Another hard 9 months.

Finally, I just got word that this new place wants to hire me.  The new boss kept stressing how important it was to treat employees right.  Barring an asteroid impact, this job is mine.  

30 fucking months.  At least I was employed for 21 of those months, but I just want this to be over.  No more fucked up bosses or unemployment.



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176,326 SECRET
Can't we all see that Hillary is going to get indicted and nobly withdraw from the race?

No Bernie won't be the nominee, Joe Biden will.

I've stopped pointing out the flaws in Clinton.  I've turned my attention to creepy Biden who gives uncomfortable backrubs to women and says the GOP is "gonna put y'all back in chains"

DOUBLE SECRET
Obama couldn't be happier.  Bill is quoted as saying, "This guy would have been getting us coffee", about Obama.



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176,325 I don't know why people are going off about the little boy.  It is the parents' fault.  Why did he fall in that enclosure? Why wasn't one of his parents watching him better?  It's not the gorilla either, I love animals.  Stories like these make me sad.  It's the parents fault.



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176,324 I randomly have Tourette's-like phrases just randomly jumping through my mind. They're totally inappropriate, and usually just a nonsensical jumble of offensive words. "Fuck you, ugly ass cunt." I won't even be looking at anyone or thinking about anyone in particular.

Usually, it's ok... unless I randomly say whatever just popped into my head. Whenever that happens, I've got problems.



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176,323 I'd like to do a wife swap. My wife would never go for it though.



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176,322 6320, you really don't want to find out that she's had an affair.  You can forgive, but you can't forget. The idea that she has cheated will haunt you forever.  Trust me there is no recovery.



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176,321 Maybe we shouldn't have zoos at all.



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176,320 This sounds weird, but I'd love to catch my wife having an affair. I'd love to piece together the clues, figure out the who, the when, the where. Then I burst through the door and catch her with a cock in her pussy.

Most men dread the idea of their wife cheating. But it thrills me. It's a definite fantasy.

I think it comes from an incident when I was about 25. My girlfriend at the time went to wedding in Florida for the weekend. I picked her up from the airport on Sunday at lunchtime.

When we got back in our apartment (we lived together), I tried getting frisky with her. She pushed me away. I tried more. It was all in fun. But she suddenly burst out in tears.

She revealed she had cheated on me in Florida. I was initially devastated. We had been together since college. Marriage was definitely on the horizon for us. But she cheated.

I demanded to know all the details. She said he was another guest at the wedding. She danced with him. Afterwards she brought him back to her hotel room.

I asked every possible question. Were they both naked? Yes. Did she give him oral sex. Yes. Did he lick her pussy? Yes. Did he fuck her missionary? Did he fuck her doggie? Did she get on top? Yes. Yes. Yes.

Then I asked if he came inside her. She hesitated. Then said, "First time he did it in my mouth, second was inside my vagina."

What? You did it twice in one go?

No, they did it after the wedding. He spent the night in her hotel room. Then they did it again... this morning when they woke up. That's when he came in her pussy.

I did the math. The flight was about an hour. I picked her up at noon. It was now 1 o'clock in the afternoon. When did you have sex with him today?

They got up. Took a shower together. Had breakfast together. Then when she went back to her room to get her bags before going to the airport, they did it again with their clothes mostly on. It was about 10 o'clock.

She was fucking him 3 hours earlier.

"And then what, you just pulled your panties back on with his cum inside you?"

Yes.

"Like if I looked right now I'd see your panties are wet from his cum leaking out of you."

Yes.

I looked. Sure enough, her panties were wet.

I touched them with my finger.  She said don't do that, your touching another man's semen.

To throw her, I licked my finger.

"OMG. You just put another man's semen in your mouth."

I yanked her panties off. I pried her legs apart. She momentarily resisted, but eventually opened herself up and I licked her wet pussy.

I could taste his semen. I was angry and excited at the same time.

We ended up fucking and have possibly the most memorable sex ever.

That's why I think I want to catch my wife having an affair. I want to relive the experience with my former girlfriend.



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176,319 My wife has labia reduction surgery before I met her. Wish I had known her back then.



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176,318 Secret: Always buy the smallest house around. I pay $30,000 in property taxes. My neighbor pays $4,000.  I pay $6,000 to heat my house. He pays $500. And guess what, our kids still get to go to the same schools. They get to swim at the same beach. We get to drive on the same roads. Buying a big house is dumb. I'm guilty of such a mistake.



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176,317 I wonder how much having a college degree ACTUALLY helps you. In theory it does, but how much? I wish we knew so people could assess the cost of going armed with more than just "because you should and/or have to."

Like you could have a degree, and still not get a job because they don't like your haircut or your skin color or your religion (I'm thinking if you're wearing a turban or some other head wear that might make Islamophobes uncomfortable). Then you're SOL. I know that's against the law, but if you can't prove it in court it doesn't matter.

Conversely, if you don't and you were born rich, born into a family business, or know the right people and work hard enough, you could never get a degree and be just fine. See what I mean? There are so many factors



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176,316 I like that I can make you smile for real.



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176,315 The four pieces of rope I used to use to tie down my wife in bed are now holding down a tarp over my boat in the backyard. What can I say, priorities change.



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176,314 I went to UMass-Amherst to become an oil economist and live out my ultimate fantasy since I saw Desert Storm on television - burning all the oil in the world, just like those flaming oil rigs.  Unfortunately, I invented a new street drug and had a psychotic break.

Don't worry though, Church of Satan has an anti-drug policy for its membership.  If only I hadn't been raised Catholic.



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176,313 309. You bring up an interesting point. The boy was a kid and we would all do society a service if we remembered that kids do stupid stuff because they don't know any better. Sometimes kids do things that are wrong some take longer to process what is being asked or told than others. It is unfortunate that the issue led to the gorillas death, but in no way should we be capping all over a young boy because he made a mistake. How about the next time you make an error at work you get fired? Not sure you would enjoy that



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176,312 I can't believe there was a time 30 years ago when I was incredibly bored for years.  I was living at home with my parents, and for other reasons I fell behind my friends finishing up school by two years.  So I drove around aimlessly.  I had a gas-sipping car and put over 100,000 miles on it in two years.  When I wasn't in my car, I was at home listening to music.  It was horribly depressing.  I would just dream of things getting better.  Now I'm so busy with my job and my family that I dream of having one of those months from 30 years ago, where I can just sit around all day and do nothing.  That would be great.



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176,311 Don't take it personally if you go to a construction zone and get kick out. My neighbor is a well know architect and is building a very unique house next door. You won't believed how many people just pull over where there nobody working on the house it's annoying , before he decided to put a fence between his driveway and the house you had people actually on our property one time a young couple pull over they have their dog and even have the nerve to bring a cooler . They were having their little picnick on our back yard  my husband literary have to threat them he was going to call the cops and they kept saying they were related to our neighbor he has give them permission to do so even though they were on our property and not the neighbors .  I understand some people being curious and all but some people really have some nerve .



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176,310 It's so hard to find work.  I'm thinking of going back to school.  Will having a degree really guarantee me a job tho?  How many people have a degree and can't get work?  But it should make it easier, right?  I've had temp jobs and part time jobs, but I've spent so much time not working that I might as well go to school.  I am wasting so much time, but not by choice, i want to work.  Where do people find their jobs anyway?  I look on certain sites but nothing is panning out for me.



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176,309 Fine. The gorilla had to die because that stupid brat's life was more important. I say we watch as the kid grows up so that we can see if he is really worth killing an endangered animal for.



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176,308 Science geek here.

I drove past a house a few miles from my own. Apparently a fellow was wanting to put in a new driveway. He had a bulldozer carve a path through a six foot high hill of dirt.

It was totally random I was on that street, but I was shocked. Turns out the little hill was made from limestone. I could see it in the new cut. This means nothing to anyone except a rock hunting nerd like me. There shouldn't be any limestone at that location. Limestone can mean fossils. What a neat find. I stopped my car to take a photo. Rule #1 of rock hunting, I made sure not to step foot on the property. I merely looked from the side of the road.

Within a minute a neighbor came rushing over.

"What the hell you looking at??" He was big. I'd say 6 feet and 250 pounds.

Me, "Oh I'm just looking at the newly uncovered rocks here."

"Get the fuck out of this neighborhood asshole."

Like wow, this guy was antagonistic.

"I appreciate you looking out for the neighborhood, but I'm just looking at the rocks. Nothing more. I hope that's okay." I made sure I was speaking calmly and politely.

He looked like he was going to burst. He skin was red. His nostrils flaring. His fists were clenched. Just then a car pulled up. "Here's the owner. You're in a shit heap of trouble asswipe."

The owner got out of his car. He seemed like a well dressed businessman. Mr. Aggression immediately started in on him about how I was trying to look at the property without permission.

I interrupted. I introduced myself to the owner.  I said I lived in town a few miles away -

I was cut off by Mr. Aggression. "Where the hell do you live in town. I've never seen you before."

I ignored him. Speaking again to the owner, I explained that I have a blog on the internet talking about all things science and geology.  

"What the hell is the name of your fucking blog."

Continuing to ignore the animal, I said to the owner how it's very unusual to find limestone anywhere near here, in fact, I've never heard of it before. It speaks of an ancient sea bed. There shouldn't be one here.

"You have a phone, let me see your blog. Bring it up on your phone fucking liar."

I then asked the owner if it would be okay for me to look around at the rocks.

"Listen up you cunt, I said call up your blog on your phone."

The owner finally spoke. He turned to Mr. Aggression and said, "It's okay. He's just looking at the rocks."

"I want the faggot to show me his blog."

I explained to the owner that there's limestone about 10 miles away.

"Show me the damn blog or you'll wish you never came here."

It's from a continental collision 400 million years ago. But up here in the hills so far from the shoreline, there shouldn't be limestone unless it's from a theoretical

"What fucking road do you live on?"

collision 1 billion years ago, but geologist have only speculated on it.

"Gimme your drivers license or I'm putting you down."

There has been no hard evidence. Except now here you are with limestone.

The owner said, "Sure, take a look around. That would be very interesting to find fossils here."

BAM! I suddenly found myself laying in the dirt. I wasn't sure how. Did I trip?

I slowly got back onto my feet.

"Now give me your fucking phone or I'll fucking hit you again."

That's when I realized he had sucker punched me in the back of the head.

I reached into my jacket and pulled out my 22 caliber pistol. I pointed it right at his face.

"Lay down on the ground." I was as calm as ever.

He stared at me in disbelief and finally stopped talking. "Lay down on the ground or I will put a bullet in your head. You have assaulted me. You have threatened to steal my phone. I have every right to shoot you. So your choice. Lay down on the ground or you life is about to end."

He sat down on the ground.

"No. Lay down on the ground."

He laid down on the ground.

I walked a few steps to him and with all my might I kicked him in the face. He yelped and tried to get up.

"Stay on the ground or I'll kill you."

I then turned to the homeowner. He was standing there also speechless.

"Maybe I should come back another time to look at the limestone." Then I walked backwards to my car so Mr. Aggression wouldn't think about getting up. I drove off.

***

I thought maybe I'd get a visit from the police. But no, nothing happened.

Moral: They say the meek will inherit the Earth. But be careful about the meek guy you sucker punch, because sometimes we're carrying a concealed weapon.



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176,307 It's been over a week since we've last spoken. Damn, if I'd known that walking away for good felt this great, I would've done it a long ass time ago!

It's a good thing we ended the prolonged misery.



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176,306 It's not really a secret, but suffering from several invisibile chronic illnesses gets so hard when people around you have no real understanding of what it's like.
It makes me feel like giving up on everything at times, as no matter how hard you push yourself, it's never enough, as far as they're concerned. Yet as soon as they experience the smallest bit of pain, it's the end of the world.

To the person with mystery chest pain, look into costochondritis. Granted there's not much you can do about it, but it's always a relief finding out that the chest pain one is experiencing is benign. (I have costochondritis as well as a heart condition, in amongst other invisible illnesses)



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176,305 I know you're cheating. I just need solid proof. And I will get it. And I will take your child and I will leave.



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176,304 My mom is such a fucking... ughhhh. For real. All the time she keeps complaining about living paycheck to paycheck, not having enough for herself at the end of the month after paying all her bills, and generally just being a colossal whiner. Most of our conversations end up become a pity party for herself. Like "boohoo, I work so hard but I barely make enough.... You have more money than I do." Yeah, ok. Whatever.

And here I am offering her a way to relieve her situation by introducing her to buying and selling handcrafted items. I won't go into detail about what they are, but one does need knowledge about wholesale v. Retail prices, quality, style, what sells and what does not, and all that jazz.

BUT. When I tell her, "oh lets go pick out stuff for you to sell and I'll teach you about the trade as we go." She starts complaining about how tired she is, can we go another day. Wtf. I've been telling her since last week that we are going today and she had been saying okay okay we will go. And then she pulls this shit.

She doesn't even bother asking about the product, how to market it, etc. I have to go out of my way to offer.

Screw that.

Also 3 weeks ago she bought a treadmill, intending to use it to run and start becoming active again. Guess what. She barely even uses it. She says she is gonna work out but I haven't seen her picking up that dumbbell she bought.

And our dog, poor thing, he barely gets any exercise and he hardly goes out (only to pee). Dogs need to be active and they need to socialize.

Not only that, she is not his first owner. He's had 2 others before him. He has had a microchip implanted on him but the information on it is old as fuck. He still has his old name and his old address on it. I keep telling her to update the information because what if the dog gets lost? What if he runs? Yeah he has a microchip and tracking him is an option, but I don't think it is of much help if the info is years old and the owner's name on it is the very first one.

I feel bad for our dog---he is getting roped into her pity party.

It's looking more and more like a personality and attitude problem more than anything.



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176,303 Why do parents who fuck up their own child, want to then be on the Board Of Education? Like really? Your child is a drug sniffing bully with terrible grades. And you'd like to then help set the direction for my children?

Go the fuck away!



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176,302 Food is a huge part of so many people's lives. Their day to day existence is all about what they will be eating next.

Me, eh, I don't really care what I eat. It's just not that important. There's a leftover ham sandwich in the fridge? That's a good enough dinner for me.

As a consequence, I get SOOOOO much more done than most people. I've accomplished so much, not because I have a gifted mind, hell no, but just because I have so much more available time than everyone else.



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176,301 I wouldn't be upset if the boy died in the gorilla cage. I'd immediately insist that the mother be arrested. She should still be arrested for the gorilla's death.



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176,300 My sister-in-law tried to guilt me about how I really NEED to reconcile with my abusive mother-in-law and brother-in-law before the elderly Mawm dies.  "She's old... she hasn't got that long... Can't you just call them and visit a few times...?"

Uh, NO. Those people are pure, concentrated EVIL, and I saved my marriage by cutting them out of my life.  I'm not going to fly 2000 miles on our own dime to be abused.  What I can't tell anybody is that I won't be at all sorry when MIL dies; she's bludgeoned everyone over the head with "God this, God that, surely God loves me more than you because I'm SO superior!" that finally meeting him would surely make her happier than anything here on Earth.

If I heard that MIL and my husband's brother drove off a cliff this afternoon, I'd wait till I was alone and then rock out singing "Since you been gone, I can breathe for the first time -- so moving on, YEAH YEAH!"

Not much of a threat to tell me that someone I can't stand is old and might die at any time.  More like, GET ON WITH IT!



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