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176,499 I have a strange addiction to poppers. I like to inhale them to relax my ass muscles when I'm feeling lonely.



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176,498 I like big butts and I cannot lie.



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176,497 Since I was young, I have been collecting a jar full of toenail clippings that I shall eventually pass down upon my first born.



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176,496 In digging through some records, I noticed an odd expense by a town employee. I emailed and asked for more details. At first he didn't respond. Hmm. I emailed him again. He finally wrote back with an explanation that made no sense. It was clear he wasn't being factually correct.

I wrote back again, always politely, pointing out that his explanation didn't work.

He then wrote back instructing me to never email him again.

LOL. You really think that's going to work? You think if you tell me to go away, that I will? No sir. It heightens my belief that something funky is going on.



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176,495 That's so fucking funny you think you are so smart!!! Keep telling yourself that!! You are the only one who thinks so I'm sure!! The apples don't fall far from the tree also😂😂😂



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176,494 I don't understand why some women unfriend me on Facebook.  It's not like I'm sending them creepy messages.  I might say something supportive, at most, on one of their posts.

The other women who unfriend me, it's probably because I'm sending them creepy sex messages.

But I don't know why those first women unfriend me.



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176,493 I have met plenty of people who claim how smart they are and their iqs are above average.  But their careers choices are like the opposite of what a "genius " would chose .  None of these smart people are working for NASA , are scientist looking to cure cancer or AIDS in fact they tend to have very mediocre degrees and jobs and salaries that match their mediocrisity but according to them they are geniuses compare to the rest.



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176,492 My job is boring, my boss is dumb and lacks people skills, my co-workers don't give a shit...

Thing is, all jobs are like this.... I wish I had the money to start my own company.



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176,491 My wife told me that her friend's two toddlers, who are the same age as our two toddlers, don't nap anymore.  I was greatly surprised to hear this.  Our boys are nightmares if they don't nap.

I told my wife that our boys need to sleep because of their very high intelligence.  Smart people need sleep.  Highly active brains accumulate a lot more adenosine at the synapses of their neurons than dumb people do, and this adenosine only gets cleared out during sleep.  Our boys are obviously a lot smarter than most kids their age.  They need to sleep.  The other boys are just average, if that.  They don't need to sleep.

A good way to tell how dumb a kid is is by how little they need to sleep.



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176,490 I honestly try to convince myself that my diet will go better/be more efficient if I overeat in the days leading up to it. I mean cookies, ice cream, pancakes, the works. Then my diet lasts all of 1 day and I realize I've just packed on the pounds, feel bad, and overeat to compensate.



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176,489 My husband is right. My farts are pretty gassy. Seriously it's like, pfft-pfft-pfffffft-rat-a-tat-tat-pffffft-putt-putt-pffffft. And that's only halfway through one of them.



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176,488 So many meteors crashing into Earth recently. I'm afraid our solar system has moved into a zone in the galaxy with more debris. I worry that a giant meteor will soon wipe us out. I think science knows this is about to happen but they aren't telling us.



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176,487 I don't know how to stop destructively procrastinating.



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176,486 Ben, the guy who lived in Fort Greene and took care of animals, played the guitar, he was cool.  I was pretty attracted to him.  Something just reminded me of him today.



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176,485 I'm sick of seeing basic white girls with unalome tattoos. It's a sacred Buddhist symbol that represents one attaining true enlightenment. It's not a gold medal for being able to make it to brunch on time.



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176,484 My sister got knocked up by a real dumb guy. I am talking 85-90 IQ. I cannot stand his flat red neck face. My sister gave birth to my niece who looks JUST like him and you can see in her eyes already that there is a dim bulb in the cognitive department. round red-necky head and peasant square fat face...

I am so mad at her! Seriously, you couldn't find a smart person to get impregnated by? Ugh... I know, I am such a jerk for these thoughts but I feel like she let this sperm donor inject substandard genes into our family mix.

poor kid. she doesn't have a chance...



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176,483 Jesus! Isn't it 2016? Give up the gay thing y'all. Straight people are just as f-ed up if not more. In fact a straight person is way more likely to abuse kids. My abuser was straight. Just knock it off already! God, I can't wait till these kids take over and race and sexuality are no longer issues! Bring it, kids! You're mostly awesome. I'm so ready to turn the world over to you. Remember these close-minded messages. Crush them. I've never felt better about the future. Save us. Drag your parents, kicking and screaming, into the brave future. Please.



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176,482 My heart is one, but my mind is divided.
Gays are people, like my father or Adolf Hitler, and they deserve to be loved and respected but I abhor the idea of flapping my labia against others until cumming water, let alone ejaculating on poop to get off.
Most friends are gay, but I understand that life on Earth won't ever be the same after the XX century ended. Maybe I must pay the price for not uniting my mind with my heart, along with all the gay establishment of the world.
We kill babies, yet we protect inseminated poop and orgasms.
My dog died yesterday while birthing. The pups are gorgeous and I am so thankful for her sacrifice bringing this little ones... but my beautiful sister won't ever allow my dad feeling this same about her...
S: We deserve not our own pets, let alone the food animals provide, they deserve a kind savior beyond this Earth.



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176,481 I broke up with my ex a year ago. We dated for a couple months shy of 3 years, age 15-18. It was too hard to date my high school boyfriend when we were at different colleges, 300 miles apart. He's still depressed about it, but to the point where it's ridiculous. He still texts me to yell at me whenever I post a picture of me and my new boyfriend online. (Not sure how he knows because I have him blocked on everything, but still)

He still talks about how much he wants to hurt me whenever our mutual friends talk to him. He threatens to kill himself because he can't be without me. He can't get over it. A couple days ago, one of my friends made a Facebook and added him. He proceeded to send her this long message about how he can't befriend her because she hangs out with me too much and may post something of us together. Okay, fine. That's reasonable. He follows up a little while later with a rant about our breakup (that happened last August!!) and how it's not okay for me to be moving on (I didn't start seeing anyone until February!!).

I wish he'd let this wound scab over and heal. He's been picking at it and reopening it for the past 10 months. It's okay to still be sad, but it's not okay to still be angry and constantly bringing this up to everyone. His parents see him as too much of a precious angel to admit that he needs to seek a therapist. They were even ashamed that he has mild autism, they're too proud to get him the help he deserves. I don't know what to do anymore. My thing is, I still care so much about him, not in a way that I want to get back together with him, but in a way that I loved him for so long that I want to see him move on. I want him to find love again. I want him to get a new girlfriend, take her out on dates, have fun with her, and to be happy with her. I want him to know that it's okay to move on, but no one will help him.  



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176,480 Being the principal of a school makes you very visible.

I'd think elementary school kids have no problem with a gay principal because they don't understand.  I'd also think high schoolers would have little problem with a gay principal because they tend to follow liberal causes.

The problem is a having a gay principal at a Middle School. The students are smart enough to understand the situation. But not mature enough to handle it. There will be ridicule.

Is it fair? No. But they are Middle Schoolers and that's what they do.

I think the situation is to be avoided. That doesn't mean I have a problem with gay people. It means I'm trying to avoid putting young people into a confusing situation.



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176,479 I dropped your favorite earrings in the sink on accident when we first moved in together. If you weren't such a cheating cunt I would've fished them out, but I really didn't care. Man, if you knew half the things I did, you'd blow a fucking gasket, or another line of dudes, I don't know, I don't care. But you seem happy now, and believe it or not, I'm glad you finally found someone who could make you genuinely happy. I don't imagine well ever have any sort of relevancy in one another's life again, but it'd be nice if we could bury the hatchet and just be friends again. I miss our dumbass conversations and sick jokes. Hell, I even miss all the fights! Weird.

We're both in great spots in our lives right now. Let's not spoil it by talking to one another. I have no doubt that you still despise me, but like I said, I'll never stop loving you no matter how much I hate you. It might not be a romantic type of love, but it's love all the same.

Take care, hate you 😁👍🏻



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176,478 As a wife of a rich person I had on the past pay plenty of taxes on my 6 figure job I used to have. My husband doesn't mind paying those taxes otherwise we wouldn't be living in these country . We could sell everything and move to another country and live like royalty but we don't . We also donate over 60,000 on charities and our church and he does it not as an obligation but as from the goodness of his heart.  These country is far from perfect but is not nearly as bad as some other countries that I have live or visit.



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176,477 As broke and down on my luck as I am, you'd almost think I was destined for greatness.



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176,476 I had forgotten what it feels like to be miss someone so much you can't breathe.



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176,475 If you see an issue with a lesbian having a normal job.... then it does in fact, sound like you have a problem with gay people.



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176,474 I hate flipflops. They hurt my toes. I don't understand why anyone wears them. I think they hurt everyone's toes but the rest of you put up with the pain because you want to be a sheep and fit in. What sad lives you lead.



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176,473 If Clinton becomes President, I'm going to quit my job and live off the government's tit. Another thing, I used to rally against crime. But forget that. I'll look the other way. Why try to swim against the tide. I'll wait it out for 4 years and hope someone else with a clean record and common sense comes back into power.



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176,472 The wife of a rich person doesn't mind paying taxes. Ha, that's funny. 1) You didn't earn the money. Your husband did. How nice and generous of you to give something away that wasn't yours. 2) The system is abused way more than people know. Friends are put on the town's healthcare plan. They aren't employees. They are friends of employees. How very illegal! A four day trip to a casino, billed as a conference. There was no conference. None at all. It was just a gambling junket paid for by taxpayers. Several officials had their property tax go down while everyone else's went up. One of those officials did new construction and doubled the size of his house. His taxes went down the most. You kidding me!! Seems like it's okay for people to pay taxes, as long as the officals don't have to pay them too. The system is broken and corrupt.



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176,471 I wish I paid nearly a half-million dollars a year in taxes.  It'd mean I was making at least $1.5 million a year.  Imagine how free my life would be if I had a million dollars a year to spend.



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176,470 I think it's funny when people complain about taxes and their money being wasted in services or help like handicap people.  My husband federal rate tax is 35% this year alone he play close to 300, 000 thousand dollars not even counting state or tax property . We never complain in fact we donated a lot of money to our church , charities and give back to our community whatenever we can. We pay a lot of money in property taxes in three places we own including local school taxes even though our kid goes to a privated school. We know taxes are necessaries in order for kids to have a good education regardless if we use their system or not . The same goes for roads, programs for the poor , handicap and disable people etc.. Etc... Yes there are some people who abused the system but most don't and there are some unnecessaries things we don't really need in on our township they do simply because there's plenty of money but I better live in a place where's plenty of tax funding than being short on it.



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176,469 There's a municipal building in my town with five separate handicapped entrances. There are three ramps and two elevators type things. Is this really worthwhile and necessary? That money, about $350,000 could have been used to feed hungry kids. Anyone who thinks the handicap need five entrances while hungry kids go without supper is a selfish asshole.



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176,468 I never tell my wife I love her because....... I can't lie. It's as simple as that.



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176,467 Selfish assholes make me nuts.



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176,466 I think we bend over too much for handicap people. Not every entrance to every building on the planet needs to be wheelchair accessible. I feel bad for your situation. But we can't spend every last dollar on making things suit you.



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176,465 I'm leaving you in June-August.
I'm just waiting for you to go back home, and to get a job you hate less.

I can't stay. But I can't leave you now.
But I have to leave.

I'm so sorry. I tried. I really did.

Please don't hate me.



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176,464 Yes, husband. It is obvious you are cherry picking your text delete history. How is it that some woman's name is on your favorite contacts page yet her number and name show up nowhere in your texts or call logs?

Now to sit back and wait for you to hand me the smoking gun.



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176,463 That's not how it works twat. Its a man's duty to look after his woman but he's the last guy you where with , you are his problem now. The fact that he doesn't care , well that's your problem. The fact that I do is mine , which is why I ain't going near you...



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176,462 I'm on a Facebook page that's a support group for people with a certain type of medical condition.  It's a pretty active page.  This week, one of the moderators had something where she put up a link to an internet site where you could make completely anonymous statements that would be sent to her.  Then she would post the statements.  There were a lot of statements like "Bob is cute" and "Mary is hot."

She had it open for an hour.  For the first 15 minutes I only vaguely watched as people posted these statements.  Then I realized, heck, it's anonymous, and right now nobody even knows I'm watching these things get posted.  Nobody knows I'm there.

So I sent one in.  "I want to throw Mary down and fuck that sweet pussy for hours."  The moderator posted it... and this whole floodgate opened.  Next thing I see, women are posting about wanting some guy to fuck them and cum on their faces, guys are posting about wanting to pound specific women in their hot asses.  It was a huge internet orgy, and none of them know I was involved haha.



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176,461 I'm a coward. I'm so afraid of rejection that I've never told my best friend that she's my best friend because I feel like she's too wonderful of a person to actually like me, she must just be too nice to tell me I'm a pathetic loser and she only talks to me because she feels sorry for me. I have this ridiculous fear that if I tell her she's my best friend, she'll not be my friend at all any more.



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176,460 Gonna have to stop caring now. Don't be surprised if I stop answering your calls. :)



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176,459 How do I move on without you? How do I leave you behind? Mundane things like combing my hair bring you to mind. I try to make the memories fade, but they don't. Right person, wrong time. That should be enough. That should be the end of it. But it isn't. You're still there. Where you always were. nothing but constant maddening echoes of all the moments we had together. Fear inspired everything in me back then, and to have just the smallest hope that we could have ended up together breaks my heart open. I want to talk to you, but even more so I want to forget you. So I write this here. Because for tonight I just can't stand ignoring your presence in my mind and in my heart. I still blame myself for losing you to the tide. a part of me will always love the brief intimacy we shared, it seems.bI miss you. I hope you're well and loved and happy.

Orion



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176,458 The fact that the gorilla died was sad but oh well. It's not the parents' fault that the zoo had such a shitty enclosure that a kid could break into it. A zoo has little kids running around it 24/7. There's no reason it shouldn't be completely childproof, both for the safety of humans and the animals.



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176,457 I misssss yoooouuuuu
I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMNIT, I miss you.



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176,456 433, I hope you get the family you want someday. It's not too late.



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176,455 The principal of my son's school is a lesbian. I have nothing against gay people. I do think there are some limits though, like you shouldn't be principal of a school.



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176,454 The problem with marrying a slut, is that while their appetite for strange may lie silent for years, you just never know when the desire to look for strange may kick in gear again.  Then you have to put up with all of the lies and the deceit.  Also when they talk about their number, they always leave that little out that there may be one that they've missed.  That could be one or another dozen or maybe thirty.  You can't believe a lying slut.



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176,453 450.  That's an emotional abuser for you.  They're very convincing when it comes to you being wrong all the time and them being right. Always.

Look up signs of Emotional Abuse and you'll likely see a description of her.  

I was there for 4 years. They make your life hell after a while.  By the end of it , I was so drained that it was just better to get the divorce.  

It'll take a while to get over that one.  Another term that's appropriate is " emotional vampire".

Get away as soon as you can.



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176,452 Im borderline. The different kind of borderline. I dont care about the whole abandonment shit and self worth thing i'm more into suicidal impulse type. I've been drunk everyday (several times a day) for at least 11 days straight and to be honest its been the best week/s that i've had so far in years. It's strange because i realise i'm addicted to achohol but at the same it does positively affect my mood. what should i do?



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176,451 It stuns me some parents would do anything for their children.  They'd stop at nothing to ensure their happiness and success, even if it meant they themselves would have to sacrifice.  Maybe this wouldn't be so surprising had my parents been there when I needed it.  Like when I had no money for food even though I was working two jobs.



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176,450 Repeating pattern.

My wife with have a temper tantrum. It can be about anything and nothing.

There's no reasoning with her. She just wants to be angry.

I've learned to stay away. A few days will go by where I avoid her and keep conversation to a minimum.

Then it's always me who acquiesces. Like I'll be making coffee. I'll bring her a cup.  She thanks me. We have a nice conversation.

But I need resolution. I need her to acknowledge how badly she behaves. So after an hour of pleasant talk, I bring it up. I ask why she's so mean sometimes.

She instantly reverts to her angry self and tells me it's all my fault. She says I should be a better person....

Sigh.  

I point out I did nothing wrong. She was angry at lord knows what. I tolerated it and then tried to approach her again.

Nope. I'm a bad person. She has no example of what I did that's bad, but that doesn't matter to her. I'm bad.

This is why I will soon get a divorce.



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176,449 I despise talking to stupid people. I don't have time for you to conjugate a sentence. I don't have time to think of smaller words. I don't have time to explain things two and three times. Please go work someplace else.



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176,448 I lie alot... Or rather I elaborate a lot. I'm a writer so this benefits me when I write stories but for some reason I cannot help doing it in my personal life. My therapist has a theory that I do it so I can keep people from finding out who I really am. Not sure on that.
What's funny is when I lie everyone believes me but when I tell the truth everyone thinks I'm lying. Even my therapist.
Some kind of poetic justice at work there, I think.



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176,447 It's not about the sex drive.  It's about the fact that when you feel like you can't say no without a fight or without him being angry, it's not a great situation. That he persists and if you don't do it, he either makes u feel guilty, or like there's something wrong with you, or intimidated.  The ironic thing is that's the best way to turn me off.



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176,446 You missed out, love.



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176,445 Why do I still get a knot in my stomach when I think about my ex (first love) sleeping with somebody else, or loving somebody else? I've already been seeing someone new for a year. I have strong feelings for this person and he's proven himself to me, and though I won't let myself fall in love with him (he won't officially commit to me since he's afraid of falling in love, and I have a problem with that), I tell him I love him in my mind and with my touch every time we meet. I already know my ex isn't someone I want to be with (purely from his character, which isn't going to change).

So why, when I can see there are other girls he's fucking, without any other information, do I feel slightly upset?



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176,444 I have roots in Finland, the Phillipines, Barbados, Cape Verde, and the deep south. What's just now occurred to me is that I don't know if any of my ancestors were conceived due to rape. I don't know why this freaks me out, but it does



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176,443 I hate when I get the feels for someone when I know it's not going to go anywhere.



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176,442 I'm really happy becoming closer to my best friend's roommates. They're like the friends I always wanted in high school but that weren't around. Now we're old enough to go to festivals, and they happily take me under their wings since I can pay my way and have a good time. It's absolutely lovely



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176,441 Yesterday I got re-acquainted with a pretty girl I met at a rave 3 weeks ago. She was telling me all about how to get into the production scene, which I'd love to do instead of doing the 9-5 forever (bleh). She's really cute and awesome and funny, but I'm already seeing a man! Poop. Ah well, she'll just have to become a good friend



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176,440 Everyone's waiting to hear the Senior VP will now be promoted to be President. They are giddy with excitement. They don't realize he didn't get the job. It was given to someone outside the company. I'm like the only one who knows because I typed the memo. It will be handed out later today. Until then everyone is so upbeat. This is a mess. So many people will leave now leave the company.



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176,439 Thanking God for the peace I've had over the past month. I'm home today from work and this is the first time I thought of you. It was only because of a stupid song. I deleted all of my stations that would make me think of you. Haha...... I feel liberated, once again!!! Out of sight or ear shot, out of mind.



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176,438 Ironically, I'm the one asking my boyfriend to sleep naked.
Why is it that people so rarely seem to end up with someone with a similar drive to them.



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176,437 I would just like to air out my sadness and frustration regarding the state of my country, the Philippines.

Our president-elect has endorsed the civilian arrest of criminals, and if the apprehended resists, he urged the civilians to use violence, even to go as far as executing the criminal if need be. He is promoting vigilantism.

Now, news has surfaced that a man was found hogtied, with a rope around his neck, and his whole body was wrapped in duct tape, with message addressed to the president-elect: "I am a robber."

The police examined the body. The man was a homosexual, and they did not find any evidence of the victim's alleged history of criminal activity. Those who knew him attested to the goodness of his character - that despite of his drug use, he would not have resorted to any sort of wrongdoing.

This, to me, looks like a hate crime. A murder disguised as an execution of an alleged and unproven criminal. My fears are thus: what is stopping a person from killing another, and making it look like his victim was guilty of a crime?

Our president-elect has insulted numerous figures even during his campaign. One that struck me to be particularly heinous wa the joke he cracked at an Australian female missionary who was a victim of gangrape and murder.

"She was very beautiful," he said. "I should have been first."

It was (and still is) a truly and utterly disgusting remark. His supporters have justified his misdeeds, even to the point of irrationality. He himself has denied himself of any accountability. He apologized, reluctantly, when he saw that it was beginning to gain international attention.

It is also appalling to me that he is appointing four individuals with allegiance to a communist rebel group to cabinet posts. These four posts are for the departments of: Social Welfare, Agrarian Reform, Environment and Natural Resource, & Labor and Employment.

Coincidentally, this rebel group is known for terrorizing people living in rural areas, where urbanization has not yet reached making their natural settings largely intact and untouched, and the local people depend on agriculture to make a living. It is also important to note that the rebel group operates most actively in these unspoiled areas where detection is difficult.

Our president-elect has also appointed a real estate developer to oversee the department that handles the construction of public works and highways. A conflict of interest on the part of the cabinet member, I'd say.

These are all very alarming. I am very scared for the future.

There are many more, but I'll save it for another rant.

Thank you cavecanum for giving me a place to vent. I cannot express this to just about anyone, seeing as how most of the people I know from my country support this man. I would not like to make enemies especially during this troubling time.



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176,436 If there was a zombie apocalypse, at least I'd have your mom's beans. They taste pretty good after 5 years, or however long it's been. Hell, the fresh beans that I grow in my yard don't taste half as good.



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176,435 Sometimes having my tits out just feels funny. Do you walk around with your balls slapping around as you do ho-hum shit? Really, the best way to get my shirt off for moviewatching is to rub and touch my tits and move the shirt off, holding my boobs. Dont just yell or announce you want my shirt off. Fuck, what's gonna catch the salsa i spill as we watch flicks?? Seduce me, you Barbarian.



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176,434 I think that the girl who wants to leave her t-shirt on after a sex session should run! She's so gonna get tired of his dumbass demands and eventually even his sex will seem lame! I sure hope that she won't move in with him. Certainly wouldn't marry him! A man like this would so bore the shit out of me!



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176,433 Every Sunday my heart breaks. Every Sunday she leaves with my daughter and I'm left at home empty. Getting ready for another work week. Reminded every Sunday of my lost dream of having a family. A dream that lasted 3 months, but that I will be reminded of for the rest of my life....

Fuck you life, seriously, fuck you.



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176,432 For those of you with children remember the feeling you had with their first steps?  Well it's been awhile for me so when my two birds both flew on to my shoulder for the very first time just because I walked into the room, I got the same feeling.  They finally trust me.
Awesome considering I must look like a giant to them.  One that is always bringing treats and good tidings so I suppose it was only a matter of time.
To tame a puppy easy peasy..a bird is a whole different ballgame.



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176,431 I give up



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176,430 Doesn't your woman have a right to wear a tshirt in her own home if she wants without worrying that you'll either have a girl on the side, or hit her because u don't respect boundaries?  Some men are like animals or little boys.  They don't get their way and they'll find someone else who will cater to their every whim.  Or make YOU cater to it.



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176,429 so, if you love me and want to be with me, why is it ok for you to spend 30 minutes messaging an ex from 20 years ago as you drink your morning coffee? them you've got the nerve to ask me what's wrong?
I really don't give two shits if you are friends now or not. it's the fucking principle.



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176,428 Flying the flag half staff for Ali?  This is precisely what is wrong with this world.  I actually like boxing but is it an honorable profession?  Did he actually save anyone's life?
Maybe it's just a slow news day.



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176,427 I used to ask my wife to sleep naked or wear something I'd like to see her in.  After 10 years of trying, I now just have my GF do it.

I don't bother her with those silly requests anymore.

Call me an asshole, but I don't bug Wife anymore, I am happy and so is GF.

P.S. I'd drop GF in a minute if wife were more fun like that... and try anal a couple times a year.



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176,426 -423. EXACTLY.



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176,425 A lot of people are born in the summer time . I know plenty of people with birthdays in July and August , when I was high school I share the same birthday with three of my classmates .



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176,424 I was with my ex for 5 1/2 years. We broke up recently and have a four year old together. He has been In her life this whole time but since we are not together he acts like a dead beat...how can this be?' I guess doing drigs and sleeping with random sluts is more important. Every guys dream I guess.



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176,423 Getting angry because he's not entitled to your body at all times is a huge red flag.

I've dated guys like this. He doesn't respect your boundaries. He'll turn on you over something small. I've been struck before by guys like this for similarly small issues. They seem nice at first but somewhere, deep down, he thinks he's entitled to you at all times. Failing that, it's a control/priority thing. He's putting his stupid urges above your comfort. If he prioritizes his trivial shit now, he'll do it for more important shit later.

I've been badly hurt by my ex who pulled this angry shit with me. My bodily comforts were always secondary. A relationship is a team and you are equals. Compromises need to be made in relationships, but not when it comes to YOUR body.
People who don't subscribe to that are potential rapists. End of story.



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176,422 I want him to wanna see my tits, but not get mad if I wanna leave my tshirt on.  He gets mad and it turns into this big thing.



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176,421 So your bf likes your rack, he finds you desirable, and you're pissy because you're just not in the mood. Now, it's your right to wear the damn shirt, but I'd be willing to bet that about 10,000 women that visit this site would give anything for their spouses/SOs to get that excited about seeing them naked. Trust me, when he hits his midlife crisis, and all he wants to see is someone else's tits, you'll look back on this and laugh...or be really nostalgic.



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176,420 Damn. He's increasing his drinking. If I mention it, he'll give me trouble.  I may have to take some kind of action or leave.  I know he wants to hold onto me so why does he keep doing things that make me want to go??



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176,419 My birthday is July 5th too, but I know that secret isn't about me.  No guy gets that worked up about me.  :-|



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176,418 Somehow I lost respect for Prince. Not because he was a druggie. But because unlike so many drug addicts he had the means to fix his problem and he didn't.



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176,417 Last night, me and my man had sex, then we were just hanging out. He took a shower and I was in my tshirt and pajama pants because we were just watching a movie. Then he tells me to take off my shirt, he wants to see tits. I wasn't in the mood, honestly, I have my period and we just finished having sex, I just wanted to relax. He gets mad at me, because why can't I just have my shirt off? I don't see him all the time, if we saw each other all the time he said he wouldn't care. Why can't I just have my shirt off, it's Friday night, we're a couple, why can't I do that for him? Now it's making me a little mad, because why can't I just be there in my tshirt? We just fucked, what's the problem? Things like this make me think twice about moving in with him. Like I don't have a say, if I want to wear a tshirt. AFTER we fucked. If it was up to him I'd be walking around there naked, but for him to get mad at me because I don't wanna take off my shirt?



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176,416 All these years that my boyfriend took hours to cum, and I think I realize he was going soft.  My bf before him came in 2 minutes.  The bf before him, well we had sex all the time and i really liked it.  My boyfriend takes way too long and it ends up feeling like work.  A lot of times I don't even feel him (and I'm tight.)  Sometimes he'll just stay in there not moving and not wanting me to move, just there but he's really indulgent, it'll be for a long time.  If we fuck, the first time it's good because he's ready and puts everything into it.  The second time, i really don't want to because that's when he just doesn't want to move.  That's when it becomes work because he's hard then soft.  I always thought if a guy is soft he doesn't have to cum.  But he still has to cum so it becomes a lot of work.  And I'm not lazy in bed, i'll suck his dick for an hour i'll stay jerking him off but it's tiring.  I don't know if we can live together because he wants sex everyday.  I don't think I can do that everyday.



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176,415 My boyfriend is color blind and got frustrated that I kept asking his opinion. "Why are you asking the color blind guy these things?" I answered, "Because I already know what this shit looks like to the rest of the world but the color blind guy is the only one whose opinion means anything to me. So, while I still care, which do you prefer?" From that point forward he has seemed happier somehow.



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176,414 I hate when he tells me about his past sexual encounters it hurts



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176,413 I know a beautiful, totally hot woman who's single.  She's bipolar.  No fucking way will I ask her out.  I'm too old for that shit.



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176,412 I have no problem with transgender people. I do have a problem though with it being shoved in my face all the time these days. I don't care what form your sexuality takes. But don't force me to confront it everyday. Keep it to yourself.

Here's an example that set me off. There was an survey on how often people visit our local park. One question at the start was about gender. Are you Male, Female, and Other (Please Specify). Why do we need to know the specifics of someone's transgender identity? What does it matter if they are woman to man, or man to women, or androgynous, or whatever?  The survey is about how much people use the park. It's not relevant what part of someone's anatomy they are attracted to. But I think it's in the survey because some people with a political agenda just want to rub transgender in out faces as much as possible.

So I played a little prank on them. There was going to be a concert in the park. A country Western band was going to play for two hours. Generally a few hundred people come and bring lawn chairs to these events. Many people try to get there an hour early so they can be right up front near the stage.

I went even earlier in the day.  I staked out the very front of the audience area, like what is typically the first three rows. I hung string on the stakes along with signs saying, "Transgender Seating Only".

I came back an hour before the concert. It was fascinating to watch.  People came up to the area with their picnic baskets and lawn chairs, ready to get the best seats in the house. But then they saw the signs. They dejectedly sat behind the roped off area. They were willing to let transgender people come first. How very PC of them.

A few people. oh boy, you could see them fuming. They kept looking at the signs.  You could see them scheming, trying to figure out how to sit there. Or move the signs.

Finally after half an hour of this, someone must have complained to the concert organizers. An official person came over and looked. Then she contacted someone on her walkie talkie. Within a minute several more people with walkie talkies came over. They stood there conferencing about the roped off area and what to do.

Finally they made a decision. They walked away. They did nothing. They allowed the transgender section to remain.

What a funny thing. No one was brave enough or smart enough to suggest it wasn't fair that transgender people get the best seats. No one was willing to stand up for fairness for all, for the rights of everyone else.

There you have it. I purposely made political correctness go too far. I swung the pendulum absurdly far to the left. A transgender only seating area - come on, how silly.  But even so, no one was willing to confront the situation. People just let it happen. They weren't willing to do anything about it. No one (maybe except me) is willing to point out that the emperor is wearing no clothes.

The concert went on as planned. Except that everyone sat back an extra few rows. No one at all was in the transgendered section, because are you kidding me, there would never be a transgendered person in this close-minded white picket fence town. Yet we have plenty of seats ready for them in case they ever do come.



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176,411 Thanks now I know how you feel but remember you gave up on me many more times.



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176,410 Muhammad Ali was a Muslim draft dodger.



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176,409 Was it worth it Mohamed? You had fame and glory for a short while. Then because of the beatings you took, your brain turned to mush for the last 30 years of your life. You were used by "the man". You were used to entertain him and make him rich. The man is still alive and thriving. He has been living high off your suffering all these years. Boxing is a stupid sport. Lives are ruined. All sports are stupid. Think of all the football players who die young. All of you who watch a game, you are all complicit. You are all guilty.



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176,408 My absolutely favorite look on a woman is when she walks around the house wearing just a tshirt and panties. You want a guy to call you back? The morning after, walk around this way. Guys can't resist this look.



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176,407 So if you - who are a liberal Democrat today - were born 170 years ago, you would have been an anti-slavery Republican?

No, you were born and raised south of the Mason-Dixon Line.  You would have been a pro-slavery Democrat.  And so would I, the conservative Republican whose political philosophy doesn't place the emphasis on race that your Democratic Party does.  We both would have supported slavery, secession, fought with the Confederacy, and when we lost, at least tacitly supported the KKK, if we didn't outright join them.

We would have been members of the political movement that made us feel most accepted in the eyes of our family, friends, and neighbors.  The same as we do today.  We would have bought into it hook, line, and sinker.  

So don't give me that holier-than-thou bullshit about how you would have been a Lincoln-supporting anti-slavery Republican in 1860.  You're a product of your times, just as the rest of us are.



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176,406 Muhammad Ali just died. Here come the accolades on Facebook from lots of people on my friends list who have not given him a thought in years. I can't stand fake RIP statuses.



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176,405 I've been divorced since 2011. I have no problems with dating and males attention in general. But I'm tired. I was in a couple of long term relationships, which did not work out as I could not see us together forever. I'm still friends with my exes. My secret is that I'm addicted to dating: going out, flirting, enjoying men company. This does not mean that I sleep around though. I'm going to take a break from dating until the New Year. I want to refocus on myself: loose some weight, take dance and golf classes, finish my Masters. I need a break from men. The toughest part is to stay away from the dating websites. I need to collect all my strength and delete my dating profiles. Funny, how hard it is for me. I think I might be addicted to dating profiles as I constantly seek approval, praise, validation. I know I can hold on my own without men's approval as I'm smart, educated, pretty and a wholesome person. Time to unplug....



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176,404 The Greatest. Sweet victory, so much so that General Jackson would have blushed. Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.



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176,403 the new "paradigm" for your life? ha! you mean...how you plan to be a bigger loser and asshole than you've been previously? congrats. you accomplished that tonight. and I'm not putting up with it, so as you "suggested" I'm not going to be part of your life then i guess. you are such a prick.



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176,402 A woman's labia are the same thing as a man's scrotum. If they fuse together prenatally, they become a scrotum. Men, think about that the next time you go down on a woman....



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176,401 I can't believe that people think that the historic Republican party resemble anything to the current republican party.


Sorry, the party that ended slavery was liberal. You cannot take solace in that your party "ended slavery." That Republican party had total different ideals from you.

I'm a moderate, but it drives me crazy when the ultraright spokesmen try to claim this for their party. It's just not accurate.



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176,400 I have to admit it... and I hate admitting this... but as a father, if I found out my underage boy was fucking his hot middle school teacher, holy shit, I would be proud of him.



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