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176,599 My girlfriend said her phone stopped receiving emails. She asked me to take a look. I kinda hate this. She doesn't want to put in any mental effort, so she gets me to do it. Oh like it's a guy thing. All she has to do is paint her nails and wear a skirt. All harder projects are to be given to men.

So I looked at her phone. She was right. The email stopped working a few days ago. I asked if she changed anything. No nothing.  I tried her email on her computer. That worked. Just the phone doesn't work. I couldn't even get into the email on her phone.

I asked her again if she changed anything. She insisted she didn't. I then specifically asked if she changed her email password.

Yes, just the other day.

Like she didn't think to tell me that when I asked twice if she changed anything?

That's of course why her phone email stopped working. It has the wrong password.

It sounds trivial, but it bothers me. She's too lazy to fix things herself. She's too lazy to even think about what she changed. She has no problem however wasting my time with her crap.

She not so subtly hints she wants me to marry her. I don't see this as working out longer term. If she takes me for granted now after two years in a relationship, What will she do in the future when we're married?



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176,598 My boss routinely asks me to take his car and fill it with gas.

1) That shouldn't be my job to fill his personal car with gas.

2) He tells me to take money out of the petty cash box to pay for the gas. I don't think he should be using company money for his personal gas.

3) I'm very uncomfortable. Notice how he's worked it out where he's not cheating the company, I AM! He's got me to do his dirty work so if ever upper management finds out, who gets fired? Me or him? Not fair!!



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176,597 I married a sweet demure woman who was a little shy.

Now it's 15 years later and she'll get up from the table in the middle of the dinner and announce to me and the kids, "I gotta take a shit."

Like hat happened? Where did my sweet wife go?



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176,596 Registered Democrat Muslim...



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176,595 I really miss having sex. My hubby is diabetic and although there are many ways to achieve an orgasm, I want the full meal deal. Aside from being a faithful wife I have all the right toys. I miss a rather passionate romp complete with penetration. Double penetration with some nipple twisting would send me right over the edge. If I didn't have my hitachi wand and a brilliant imagination I'm not sure what I would do. I adore my husband and truly feel deprived.



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176,594 They say that one day you no longer miss the person you once loved. It's been a few months and I can say that the pain is certainly no longer as debilitating as it once was, but it's still there.  I try to keep myself busy to forget about my ex lover, but the memories keep popping up in my mind.  Sometimes, even memories I'd forgotten about jump out and torture me for a brief moment.  

The good times were beautiful, but the ratio of bad to good was disproportionate and therefore it's good to know now that I'm better off without you now.



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176,593 Another shooting?  I don't understand why terrorists don't obey the gun laws!  We need a law about this!



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176,592 Another Republican nutbag shoots up something he doesnt like. And they call themselves Christians. I don't think they really know what it means.



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176,591 I don't vote. I have never voted. And as of right now, I have no intention of changing. I never tell people this, because the outrage other people have is absolutely fucking ridiculous.

Yes, it's a right. It's a privilege. It's my duty as a female citizen. Yadda yadda yadda. Blah blah blah.

I think it's awesome that people have fought so fucking hard to have their voices heard. To earn the right to vote. It's fucking great!

But me not voting does not in any way diminish what those people went through. Me not voting is my fucking choice, and is also my right.

The system is fucked up. Plain and simple. I remember when I first learned about the basic election process in school. And I could not effing believe how it all worked.

And the more I learned, the more I realized that it really doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't. The system is a mess.

Delegates. Super delegates. Primaries. Electoral college. All this bullshit, all this crap. It shouldn't be this fucking complicated. One vote should count as one vote.

But it doesn't.

Because of all the different steps and bullshit that are part of an election process, one vote doesn't count for jack fucking shit.

So don't tell me that my vote counts. Especially when every year there are more and more people saying that their votes LITERALLY were not counted.

Plus, it's my choice. If I want to vote, I'll vote. If I don't want to vote, I won't. Get the fuck over it.



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176,590 I also suffer from migraines. To control them I was given a prescription called Compezine, which unknown to me, is also an antipsychotic. Over the first week weird thoughts began to intrude upon me, things like, "I don't want to be in my own body, anymore." and "I do not think I will live through this migraine." (I had a chronic migraine for almost 4 months) I suddenly realized that it was not me, not the drug and in a % of people, there is the possible side effect like above. Like being uncomfortable in your own body and a mix of anxiety and fear. I, too, also stopped it.I would rather just be in pain than that.



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176,588 I'm glad you're happy…I'm happy too…hehe.



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176,587 In reviewing the many things that she's lied to me about, it's no wonder I can't trust her at all. And she thinks I should trust her.  I guess I'm the only one that knows full well that history typically repeats itself.



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176,586 For a couple years in the mid-ྖs I would take this medication for my migraines. It was fioricet with codeine. It's apparently an effective medicine for migraines, but once in a while a person has an adverse reaction to it.  It would make me paranoid and a stalker.  I would take the medication, and the next thing I knew I was hiding in my car because I thought the cops were coming after me, or I was stalking around girls' houses.  When I realized what was happening, I dumped the rest of it down the toilet.  Never touched that stuff again.



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176,585 I hate not trusting people but there's somethings that don't add up with my husbands all of the sudden new "family" .  The more my husbands talks about their odd behavior that more we don't trust them . I think we should hire a private investigator .



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176,584 I was in a weird and dangerous place in my mind. I crushed so hard on your boyfriend/fiancee - I don't think I ever spoke two complete sentences to him. I think he hated me. Now he is a she, and I'm feeling some type of way about ever feeling anything about that person at all....



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176,583 i want to kill people for the thrill. My life is worth as much as anyone elses. They may kill me. Or I will (not). Highly functioning sociopath here.



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176,582 What's this new fashion trend with teenage girls? From the front it looks like a blouse kind of shirt. But from behind, you can see it only attaches around the girl's neck and waist, leaving her entire back exposed.

I guess that might be okay except the girls wear these shirts with a bra. So what they're doing is showing the entire world the back of their bra.

Isn't this just a little slutty?



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176,581 I can't believe the price of a stamp went down from 49 cents to 47 cents. They got us good. For years the price has been going up.

Then the postal service came out with the idea of an everything stamp. You pay 49 cents and it's good no matter what the price goes up to in the future.

I bought into the idea like everyone else.

Then ha ha, the postal service drops the price of a stamp. Meaning we all overpaid for postage.

Yep, they got us good.



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176,580 A lot of women don't love sex and a lot do.  The ones that do either are having good sex or they are really horny types.  The ones that don't like sex, there probably is some emotional problem, relationship problem, or her man isn't doing shit right.  For me, relationship problems make me turned off, but that could be because my current relationship had problems ranging from abuse to my man going on dating sites, so yea, i won't be turned on.  But when I'm in a healthy relationship forget it.  I want it a lot and I'm aggressive because it's GOOD.  And some men just know what to do better than others.  Also it might be a physical chemistry thing, some bodies just fit better together.



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176,579 I haven't had sex in a few years. I don't know, it lost its appeal. I'd rather sleep. [F 35 married]



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176,578 There's a beautiful historic meeting house in my town. It's an architectural gem. It's in great shape too. It has been well maintained over the years.

The community group that's responsible for the building wants to tear it down and build something new.

To backup their plans, they said a survey was conducted and the majority of town people are in favor of tearing down the historic building.

I was very skeptical of that claim. Hundreds of people are decrying the notion of knocking down the building. Not a single person has spoken in favor of the idea.

I dug a little deeper. You know who conducted the survey? The very same architectural firm that is going to build the new space. In other words, the people who will profit from the new building are telling us the survey results.

It would be like asking the fox if it's okay to raid the hen house. "Oh yea, I did a survey and 100% of the people I asked are in favor of the idea." They skip over the part where the only person the fox asked was himself.

Corrupt world.



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176,577 Tattoos used be the thing of only drunk sailors on leave and biker gangs.  Now they're mainstream.  I don't blame old people for thinking that a guy who has one is a ne'er-do-well.  That's what they knew almost their entire lives.  I used to think tattoos were trashy.  I kind of still do, but now I know that if I see a woman with a lot of them, she'll fuck me.  She may as well have a big neon sign that says "FUCK ME PLEASE."



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176,576 The further we get away from the "Confederate flag debate," the more I realize how stupid it was.  Seriously, you got pissed off about a fucking flag that's waved around by drunk NASCAR fans?  Are you the same type of person who got mad at the lyrics of that "Blurred Lines" song two years ago, because you decided it was about rape?

Stupid, stupid people.



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176,575 I am a woman, I can be controlled by sex. It is something my boyfriend has enjoyed playing with over the course of our relationship.



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176,574 If girls liked sex as much as guys then prostitutes would be free.

All guys know they like sex far more than women do - and women know this too. It's just a scam to trick guys into a relationship where they take over control of his life by his dick.

Guys will never be able control women with the allure of sex. Ever. There just isn't anything special about a cock. It's just a useless digit. The vagina is the prize and only women get to decide when/if/who to have sex. It's their choice. If women had equal desire, then I agree, prostitutes wouldn't need to exist.

I do think it's funny hearing how much girls say they like sex. It's a Shakespeare theme of classic comedy and tortured tragedy.  Out in the real world though, we all know women don't really like sex that much. Can't blame them though since the definition of being a woman is being a victim. I feel sorry for girls. Never happy. You can always blame someone else.



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176,573 My 19 year old kid secretly got married last week and is planning to move out of country with her 19 year old husband.
What the actual fuck????



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176,572 I hate tourists. I work in a gorgeous place in the South, where Yankees love to flock. They're rude as hell, brusque, want you to kiss ass while they look down their noses. Stay the hell home! Don't like the heat? Humidity? Bugs? Stay away then. Damn. And stop leaving trash on the beach, killing wildlife and plants, and taking live sea creatures. Come on, Labor Day!



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176,571 Brain to mush poster here: Sex is awesome. Love it. Men can come once and then have to wait. Women can have multiple orgasms. Further more, I know lots of women who love sex. Sure not everyone but my theory is they are probably not having good sex or have some kind of mental block that is preventing them from enjoying it. If a woman is turned on and wet she is not going to be in pain unless she has a medical issue or you have a penis the size of an arm.
Sure not all women cum from just penis vagina sex but oral sex, rubbing the clit, ask her what she likes. Have some foreplay.



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176,570 In all my life I will never understand why a woman wants sex.  Brain to mush? The thing is, she could be bored or feeling used from sex and the guy wouldn't be able to tell the difference. I've had that happen.  Best orgasm in my life and she said it hurt.  Like what the fuck.  Why even bother with sex at all if it hurts.  When I have sex I have to pretend she enjoys it and be selfish because if I stop to think about how she feels I wouldn't even start.

Sex is like a fireworks parade marching through town with a giant fireworks display of an orgasm at the end for me.  I imagine for her little sparklers and a few glow in the dark sticks, but no fireworks.  The pleasure divide is unmistakable where the guy gets the fireworks at the end while her parade is boring and painful.  Doesn't matter how good she says it is. It could all be a lie for some reason.  I understand why girls don't want sex.  I don't understand why they let guys fuck them.  It's not for equal pleasure that's for sure. If it hurt me I'd tell them to fuck off.  At least now I undrstand why girls are so easy to say no to sex and why guys have to pay for it.  If girls like sex as much as guys then prostitution wouldn't need to exist.



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176,569 I don't get along with a large part of the bell curve because all they do is talk about food and partying. Don't you people want to do something more with your life?



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176,568 Toppling statues of Confederate soldiers now dead for over 100 years. Removing stained glass Battle flags from church windows. Now the freakout over three black teenagers.

Really, the outrage is getting boring. Do you know how many people don't care anymore?



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176,567 I made mention of a "rich family". I said a rich family might go away for the summer on vacation. No names used or implied. I wasn't talking about anyone in particular. It was just a generalized comment on my part.

I was pummeled. People were outraged I used those words, "rich family". They found it very insulting.

I'm afraid I don't understand. Since when is saying a family is rich an insult? Don't most people want to be rich? Isn't that a dream many people share?

I don't get any part of this. The people who are upset, are they poor and they're mad I mentioned the existence of rich people?  Or are they rich and they're mad because they are not poor? Huh?

Or more correctly, has the troll lifestyle taken over our world and people just like to get mad at everything.

"Hello, how are you today?"

"HOW DARE YOU ASK HOW I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Yikes, chill out world.



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176,566 I want to love and be loved by someone. And, yet, the thought of loving someone again terrifies me.

For instance, I think I could love you but I feel this would be very bad due to the kind of person you seem to be. So I end our 4+ year off and on fling, but somehow you keep wiggling your way back in.

Then again... I think I might just love the sex. It's fucking hot and it turns my brain to mush.

Either way, I should probably stay away from you because you'll either break my heart or fuck me so good that I won't be looking for someone to love.



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176,565 I really hate when people use my name on social media. I happen to have a very unique middle name that very few females have . I guess they couldn't come up with an original alias online so they decided to use mine.      Fran.



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176,564 I think an ugly tattoo is better then an ugly face. Hence: You can always fix an ugly tattoo. But your poor daughters who's going to ever fix their face. One is huge and looks like an amazon, and the other looks like a Muppet. Just be thankful they don't have the ugliest, phony personality just like their mother. With that people just might like them and hire them for a job. Not even phony "hi's" or "hello's" will make them friends, if ever they have such a hateful, jealous, phony soul. Just saying.

-Franny Romeo



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176,563 Tomorrow I move on...



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176,562 I wish people would shut the fuck up about Sanders already. Give it up, your little college tears aren't going to bring back grandpa. QQ and support your fucking party, idiots.



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176,561 well...it's finally happened. this is the night that forever changes my life. he has started officially dating, and likely will have some level of intimate physical contact tonight with someone other than me for the first time in over a decade. i guess i should have expected this given the difference in our ages which spans more than a score. he wants a partner to share expenses, grow old with, companionship for the long haul and children. can i blame him? no. i don't. and in my love for him, how could i not want this for him? but he said for years and years, he would never want anyone but me , and then suddenly all his friends started having babies and he became very resentful.  my heart is ripping out of my chest right now and i can hardly breathe. he says he still wants me in his life but i don't know if i can do it. i hope i make it thru the night, my mind is spinning trying not to picture the images forced into my brain of how his night is progressing. and there is no one i can tell. no one, not a soul, knows we have been lovers for all these years. so i must smile and carry on and carry this alone. and such, are the wages, of sin :(


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176,560 Potato chips & wine for dinner ...



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176,559 Just gave a lot of time energy and money towards a philanthropic event.  Happy to work hard, happy to donate but...

One of my contributions was attributed to another person.  Not just once, but a number of times in glowing terms.  "Oh, thank you soooo much.  Your donation really made this all possible".

I know Pride is a sin.  I didn't need any recognition for what I had done but I was happy to foot the cost of the donated materials.  Now I am submitting a receipt for reimbursement.  If they get the credit, then they can really pay for it.

I didn't want credit but I'll be damned if someone else gets credit for my work.



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176,558 It's never too late.



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176,557 Given I am a 56 yr old guy I doubt I will ever suck a cock. But I have definitely thought about it.



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176,556 I compliment people all the time if they deserve a lift and could care less if they want to be my friend or not.
But I guess some people live for it.
Not I.  I just enjoy putting more love into the world.



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176,555 I only compliment people sparingly. If I complement them too much, I think they'll stop trying so hard to be my friend.



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176,554 My boyfriend says he wants to get a gun.  He also wants to start smoking weed.  I don't think everyday but once in awhile i guess.  There are a lot more things i found out recently, but this isn't cool.  I don't smoke, when we got together he didn't smoke. We agreed on all that stuff.  Did I mention he's prone to depression? Guns and weed and depression don't seem like they mix well.  He's also in his late 30'. So now he wants to start all this?  We were talking about moving in together, maybe marriage and a family, but does that sound like a man who wants marriage and a family?



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176,553 I've had about a dozen chances in my life where a guy wanted to suck my cock, or he wanted me to suck his. I have no problem with gay guys. Some of my closest friends are gay. No prejudice on my part. If anything, I think gay people are much more fun than straight people.

But there was this one night. I was a guest at a beach house with a crowd of people. We had a great dinner. Good conversation. Followed by sipping wine by the pool. By the end of the evening I was pretty well inebriated.

I eventually found my way back to my appointed bedroom. One of the gay guys I was talking to followed me. I laid down on the bed while he sat down beside me. He immediately started rubbing the front of my shorts.

I wasn't offended, I just said no, you don't want to do that...

He kept saying it was okay and he undid the button and pulled down my zipper.  It was summertime. I wasn't wearing anything under the shorts. He put his hand on the shaft of my cock.

I was like no no, come on, that doesn't work with me. I have a girlfriend...

He leaned in and took my cock in his mouth.

I don't do this kind of thing...

He kept sucking and I kinda sorta maybe lost control and starting cumming. I remember looking down at him at that moment. His lips were very still on my shaft. I was shooting gobs of cum and he wasn't pulling away or doing anything except letting it fill his mouth.

When I was done, he sat up and swallowed. I know he swallowed because he spoke to me. There wasn't anything in his mouth anymore. He leaned towards me and said, "Goodnight, Sleep well." Then he kissed me on the lips. I could smell my semen on his breath.

Next morning when I woke up, he wasn't around. I drove back to my normal life with my girlfriend, who I eventually married. She has no idea I was once sucked off by a guy, let alone that it happened while I was dating her.

I think about the incident sometimes and jack off to it. Honestly, if the situation ever presented itself, I think I'd do it again.



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176,552 I'm always a calm thoughtful person. You want to know a secret? I love when people are rude to me. They scream and hurl insults. I then always respond graciously. I look like Mother Theresa while they look like jerks. Thanks for making me looks so good!



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176,551 Being intelligent doesn't make an ugly tattoo pretty! An ugly tattoo is an ugly tattoo. That's not a judgment, that's a fact. The majority of people would agree when they see an ugly tattoo.



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176,550 Oh the irony of judgement.  My father has always been very vocal about his view on tattoos and saw people with them lacking more intelligence or whatever.   (I personally don't have one because of one reason: I cannot imagine putting a mark on my body that would never rub off)
Anyway, he met someone through business ties who is a true genius, especially in tech.  Decides to invest in this product which in fact is making them serious change and my father talks about him quite often.  Then he tells me at a conference in Las Vegas he saw him at the pool covered in tattoos from shoulder to toe and decided that one is never old enough to learn a lesson in how NOT to judge a book by it's cover.



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176,549 Nobody should get tattoos. For the most part ugly, random, congested designs. People, it does not look cool! Especially when middle-aged wrinkly women decide to get them. On their feet of all places... what's up with that? You all are not cool!



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176,548 many white people should not get tattoos either, filled in with congested designs, it just looks like a blob also.....if aliens came to earth, they would wonder why so many white people have one green arm.



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176,547 Each morning, I check the network to my see boss' schedule.  If he is in a meeting at 10ᛆ, I'll leave the office and take an early lunch.  I get back before he gets out of the meeting.  He never knows I'm gone.  From noon to 12ᛆ, he'll see me at my desk.  He thinks I'm working through lunch.  Makes me look good, and I get to leave a half hour earlier.



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176,546 I don't think black people should waste their money getting tattoos. On dark skin they just look like blobs.



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176,545 I have a lover who gets off by pleasing me. That means if he's not doing my body right, he won't orgasm and we end up fucking for hours because it's not getting anywhere for either of us. It doesn't happen often, but when it does it sucks because the friction starts to feel raw in a painful way after a while. Sometimes it hurts when he goes too fast or too deep for that reason. It's just a lot to handle, and it's made me bleed on a few occasions. Whenever he hurts me or I do bleed he stops immediately and apologizes, and I have to admit, I get a little dick thirsty when I'm getting fucked really well and I want it harder, more, etc. We're trying to find a balance.

Now this guy has the biggest dick I've ever seen, and he's #17 out of the 18 people I've had sex with in life. Dark chocolate black man, you know what I mean? Fits the stereotype, at least in that regard. The sex we have is more passionate than the sex I had with my first love, enough to make me feel (in the heat of the moment) like I want to have his babies. Though not really, because ICK.

My thing though is giving head. He'll give me AMAZING head, like be all up in there until i orgasm. Like rocking-my-hips-against-his-face-because-it-feels-like-I-have-a-tiny-dick-and-I'm-fucking-his-mouth good. He's the first one to make me orgasm that way, too. But when I give him head, his dick is so big that it hurts my jaw! My jaw naturally unhinges when I open my mouth more than an inch because it's uneven, so having it open for long enough to properly suck on a cock hurts after a minute or two since his is so big.

It makes me feel bad! He thinks I don't like giving head, but the truth is I suck and suck until it hurts and then I suck a little longer because I want to please him. But eventually he can tell I'm pausing too much and tells me to stop. I don't want to tell him it hurts me, because he won't want to ask for head anymore and I don't want to just leave him hanging when he gives me ULTIMATE head. Still, deep down I know I need to stop allowing my body to be damaged for mind-blowing sex.

How can I though? Last time after he finished eating me out and I came, I was lying on the bed for a minute or two with motherfucking aftershocks! Oh man. He can play me like a violin.



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176,544 I think my marijuana use has gotten to the point where my appetite has been affected. I'm not a huge smoker in quantity, but I do smoke small amounts very frequently.

It also could have been the stress I've been going through for the last few months. I've been trying to move into an apartment with 2 good friends of mine, and after getting into some drama over the course of 4 months we decided to call it quits before we even got the place. A few months into the search my appetite was affected by the stress in that I was eating less even though I was still smoking, but when I stopped smoking it got worse.

Yesterday I smoked for the first time in a while, and even without smoking at all today my appetite feels much closer to normal. I wonder how I fix this.

Oh Mary Jane, I'm a slave to you now



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176,543 I had just started a job.  In my first few days, I'm in one of my new co-worker's office, chatting with her and getting to know her.  Nice woman, nice conversation.  Then I realize something - I had screamed at this woman on the phone 10 years earlier.  Her son had run into my car.  I made the mistake of not calling the insurance company first.  I was young and naively thought we could handle this outside of it.  When I called her house to talk to her son about getting an estimate, this woman had answered the phone and started saying the accident was my fault.  Right, it was my fault that her son ran into me?  Dumb bitch.  I went ballistic on her.  She hung up, and then called back and left a patronizing message saying when I was ready to act a little older, she would talk to me.  Fuck that, I called the insurance company instead and put a claim in.  They said the accident was her son's fault.  Their rates went up.  She had her chance, and she fucked up.  She deserved it.  Now here we were, two professionals getting to know each other.  Of course, I never mentioned anything about the accident.



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176,542 We just put a deposit down on our venue and set the date for our wedding! But I don't feel like I can be excited about it because of being labeled a bridezilla or selfish.



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176,541 His mom died last Saturday.  He's en route to the wake.  I just searched the family on FB and ... I knew it - I knew it - he's the hot one.

I've known this for a long, long time.  I just did ...and screenshots are forever right?

I'm a horrible person right now, but I did raise my glass to the woman he got his beauty from...

JBH - you raised a great son and I love him - truly.



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176,540 I'm married and in my early 20's. I have never really enjoyed it when my husband went down on me. I always felt self-conscious, thinking to myself "Do I smell?" "Is my hair too long?" etc. He had a few girlfriends that he went down on. Fingering felt wonderful but tongue not so much. I thought it was just me.

But then a friend of mine suggested that she would love to go down on me. I tossed back and forth and was really hesitant. I told my husband and he was a 100%  okay with it. (No, he didn't ask to watch). So my friend and I drank a bit and then she fucked me. OMG, was it good. I was a little self-conscious but after the 2rd orgasm, I accepted it. She made me come 8 times and I'm a squirter. Needless to say, my couch was soaked.  I like being fucked by her better than my experience with my husband. He was offended when I mentioned that he needed practice. The next day I felt kinda weird about it, not ashamed but nervous that there was an expectation of a romantic relationship with my friend. She didn't and was okay with me not wanting it again. She was the second person I kissed in my life. I freaked out a bit. That was a few months ago. We just spoke and we plan to fuck soon and I can't wait. Of course, the husband already knows, again 100% okay with it. But somehow this still feels weird, but also amazing.



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176,539 Anybody who gets back together with an ex is a fucking fool.



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176,538 I usually make the family dinner. My wife, she's too busy doing her thing. She doesn't put much effort into me or the kids.

This also plays out in our sexual relationship. She has no interest.

Anyway, I make dinner and afterwards when I'm cleaning up, there's one large expensive knife I always wash by hand, never the dishwasher. To get it clean, I soap up my hand and run in up and down the knife while holding the point away from me. I put my hand firmly on the blade, but not too firmly because I don't want to cut myself. Up and down, firm but not too firm.

I realized it's exactly the same motion as masturbation - something I have to do alot because of my wife's lack of sex.

Lol! Now that I've made that connection, whenever I wash the knife, I kind of hide it low down in the sink so no one can see what I'm doing.



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176,537 I went to my first SAA meeting tonight. I thought it might be good to get some of my secrets off my chest in a non judge-mental atmosphere, but I left there feeling worse off than when I arrived. I thought to myself, man what a bunch of sick fucks we are !

Coming to terms with all my addictions should feel good, but I think life was a lot " easier " when I was high all the time and in denial. Also, this is the first time in over two decades that I've truly been alone. No "insurance " policies to service my cock or feed my ego, just me. Standing in front of the mirror looking into my soul takes some serious fortitude.  

I've never been so honest in all my life.  They say it gets better, I'd like to believe that, though I'm still skeptical on that one.

Despite the toxicity of my last relationship, I really wish we had the tools to make it work.  I really miss her, but I have to move on now. It's better for all of us.

Honey , I hope you find the peace and happiness you deserve.



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176,536 I predict Hillary will become President. After her term is over she will continue charging outlandish sums to give a speech. By the time she dies in 10 years, I predict the Clintons will have amassed a fortune of over a billion dollars.

But oh, she is here to help the little guy...



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176,535 Sometimes my wife's car smells like cigarette butts. She doesn't smoke. I don't smoke. None of her friends smoke. Clearly tho, someone who smokes has been in her come on several occasions. IS she having an affair? Are they screwing in her car and then he has a cigarette? I'm not sure how to proceed on this.



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176,534 I was at a community meeting. There was a guy sitting close to my seat. He looked vaguely familiar. I could hear him muttering comments under his breathe when someone said something he didn't like. I agreed with criticisms.

When the meeting took a 10 minute break, I started talking to him about his views. I instantly liked him. We had a good conversation for a few minutes. Then I asked him his name...

Oh shit. I suddenly realized how I knew him. I had slept with his wife. It was 6 years earlier. They got divorced over it. I had never seen him before in person, but she had shown me pictures of him. Like fuck, here he was in the flesh.

He asked my name. I only told him my first name. It's a common name. We shook hands.

I felt like an ass. I slept with his wife. I ruined his marriage. But here I was shaking his hand.

That was powerful. I never want to feel that again.



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176,533 I post way too many pics of my baby of FB



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176,532 I don't really want to be friends with you anymore.



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176,531 I caught my boyfriend on okcupid a few years back and broke up with him. we had other issues, big ones, but that one broke me. i eventually got back with him, and now i find out he was on tinder. he says he used it a couple of times, bla bla. he says it was when I wasn't going to see him that much, he was lonely. We had been fighting and he thought we couldn't be saved after all. But I found out about tinder when we were doing good, it was a few months before i found out. so i'm trying really hard to understand everything and put it behind me. because i feel partly responsible because i wasn't around as much as i couldve been and he was lonely. There's more. There's a girl who he met by his job who had a hookup for something he wants. it's in pennsylvania. so i find pictures of her, she had sent pics to him, one being a tit pic. he tells me all about her, including that he was gonna go on a day trip with her to PA to get something through her and come back, that he was planning it. after everything im trying to get past, this is the detail that i can't seem to let go. it never happened, supposedly they don't talk now because it turns out she can't get it for him, it would have to be through her husband. o i forgot to mention she's married with a kid and her man gives her no attention. so she liked my man. they never took the trip but i can't get over the fact that they might have gone. in a car 3 hours both ways, alone in a car together with a girl who likes him. ill let go of the other shit because he was "lonely" and i feel somewhat responsible. but this? it pisses me off because was he gonna make a decision like this without discussing it with me? i told him that's not appropriate when you're in a relationship, u can't be going on daytrips with other girls especially when that girl sent u a titty pic. HELLO! then he says this is what he hates about serious relationships, having to report back. wow. not to nitpick what he said, but i realized that's the real root of everything. that attitude about it. btw, when we were broken up, he was after me for a year to be back with him. so if u have a problem with reporting to your gf in a serious relationship, why the hell did u try to win me back??? i'm so hurt right now. because im willing to let so many things go but this shows me he wants me while wanting to act free like he's not in a relationship, making decisions for himself not even talking with me about them. it never happened but it was close to happening. this man wants to marry me eventually, am i supposed to trust someone who thinks this way?



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176,530 CC did you not pay your bill? I was terrified the site was taken down.



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176,529 Lots of dirty women here with secrets too. I admit I panicked when CC was offline. Fuck, who can i tell my shit to



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176,528 When I was 20 I slept with older men, when I was 25 I slept with older men, now that I am 30, 35, nearing 40 I sleep with older men...like 20+ years older. It is a turn-on for me to be the young "hot" one - although I have missed so much, never had a man my age, never felt conventionally attractive, never felt hot or acceptable except as a fetishistic "younger" girl...now i am not a younger girl anymore. I am a woman. i hope a man still wants to love me, fuck me, protect me. I am sorry i am this way, but i just am, always have wanted someone to claim me, be my daddy. I am independent in all ways, just going about my business (financially etc) but i just need acceptance...a daddy. i am fucked up obviously, & it gets creepy as i get old



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176,527 Shit!  Don't do that to me, Cavecanum!  I thought the feds had shut you down because they wanted to grab all your IP addresses and find out who I am!  I didn't want to be rounded up in a sting of white men with dirty sex secrets.



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176,526 CC is back! yay!



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176,525 I think if there was a way to blame the car, or the tree you hit, or the family driving home from a movie, all while you were black out drinking, you would. It's not that I blame you, because what happened to you was horrible. You could have just as easily woke up the next day in a jail cell, waiting to be arraigned for vehicular homicide. Don't get me wrong. That's not at all what happened, but it easily could have.



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176,524 Glad you're back cc. Life would've sucked without you :)



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176,523 My son's school is so lazy. Unbelievable how little effort they put in. It's the end of the year. The kids were being shown a movie in the auditorium. Problem, the projector wasn't lined up correctly. The movie was only half on the screen.

I came in to drop off a form. I saw half a dozen teachers sitting around gabbing. I took one look at the screen and could see the difficulty. The teachers obviously could see it too, but they didn't care.

I went up to them and asked if they might think of slightly moving the projector. They said no and went back to their conversation. Really???

I walked up to the projector and rotated it an inch. Problem solved.

What lazy lard asses teachers can be.



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176,522 I'm 56. The other day I climbed a tree. No reason. I used to love climbing trees when I was a kid. I was happy back then. Now I'm not. On a lark, I saw the tree and climbed it. For a moment, it made me smile.



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176,521 Stop obsessing over my life trick! Nobody even likes you...let alone really likes you even around. At birthday parties included.
Your sister in laws can't stand you, and only fake it to please their spouses. Get a life already. Go get a damn job lazy ass! P.S or go wax your dots unabrow. She has a funny face.ahahahaha I guess it's karma at it's finest is what people call it, since you've made fun of peoples looks. Poor girl. Seriously pervert get a life your annoying!!! Your close to 40 years old and still a lazy fat ass. Instead of being on your phone like a lazy low life. How about get a life? P.s.s
Even my sister was annoyed by you at braxtons birthday party. Your fake "hi's" she said mean "shit" she sees how fake you are and don't even like you.
Everybody knows who you are on social media too!Clown!!!

-Crystal M. ;)



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176,520 I think a lot of women with normal hormonal cycles are partially insane.  I have PCOS (Poly-Cystic Ovarian Syndrome).  So does my best friend of over 25 years.  Both of us often comment about how other women, normal women, are often hysterical, illogical messes.  That's the price you pay for having a normal cycle-- you're usually nuts.  Our husbands often comment on how lucky they are, that we don't go into hysterics or want to fight over minor problems and setbacks.  Can a normal woman be sane?  Yes, but it seems to be mighty rare. When it comes to PCOS, I feel blessed to have it, even if it means I'll never be a mother.

-f/39



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176,519 I'm a bit paranoid. But I reason that as long as I'm not hurting anyone, then it's really nobody's business how I act out on my paranoia.

Here's something I do. I take a blood pressure pill each day.  Every 30 days I pick up another batch of pills for the month. This leaves me vulnerable. If someone wanted to poison me, they could put something toxic on my pills.

But I'm more clever than they are. I keep the new prescription on the sink counter. Oh dear, anyone could access it from there and try to kill me. But what they don't know is I have secreted away a second bottle of pills. I keep them hidden in the back of my closet.

Each day, I don't take the obvious pills on the counter. I take one of the secret pills.

I figure the killer is probably slightly smart. He wouldn't just poison the pills on the counter. He'd use a substance which decays after 24 hours so it won't be found at the autopsy.

With that in mind, when I run out of my secret stash, I know the counter pills have been sitting there for 30 days and the poison has decayed. So then I make them my new secret stash in the back of the closet. And I pick up a new prescription and leave it on the sink counter.

If anyone is trying to poison me, they're probably very confused why it isn't working. They didn't count on me being smarter than them.



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176,518 I've always slept with my current girlfriend's friends. I think I needed to see if I could. And I always could.

As for the friends, I guessing they needed to know I found them more attractive than my girlfriend, so much so that I was willing to cheat and jeopardize my relationship just to be with them.

I guess it worked for both sides. Except from my girlfriend's point of view. She had no idea I was cheating with her friends.



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176,517 If you have to cough in public, please go down a hallway or into a bathroom. Don't just cough in the open with so many people around!



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176,516 I hike a lot. It clears my head. Not bad for keeping me in shape either. But something I've noticed. Sometimes I'll park at a trail head with other cars around. And within 50 feet of me starting my hike, a guy will suddenly appear from behind a bush, rubbing his crotch. I get the message. He's looking for gay sex. He thinks that's why I'm there. Um, no thanks jackass. This has happened dozens of times.

I'm not talking trails in Yellowstone. I'm talking trails in suburban neighborhoods. These are husbands on the down low. Getting blow jobs by day in the woods from other men, then returning to their wives in the evening.

Women, you don't realize how many of your husbands are doing this.



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176,515 I lost interest in voyeurism. Never thought I'd see the day. Stalking women, looking at them without their knowledge, concocting schemes to see them naked, this was my entire life. It took probably 10 years, but the urge finally faded.



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176,514 I'm getting to the place in my recovery after the breakup where I now ask WTF was I thinking???????

I am grateful for the valuable lesson(s) it taught me though.  I obviously needed to learn A LOT about myself.

I will love myself first from now on and no longer let needy , codependent people get to me.

Whew!



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176,513 Men have fought and died willingly for thousands of years to defend or expand rights, resources and land for thier (families) women...

Men love women deeply!



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176,512 I think women have a lot of ground to make up on sexism too.

Being an equal woman means not using men to support yourself, establish your self esteem, or blame others.

Want to be equal, stop being a visual lie. Take accountability for your actions and be independent. You know, like a man.

Oh. And stop with all the gossip and man blaming!

Lol. Equality means, just that, being equal. Where is your selective service number?



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176,511 i absolutely detest the TV shows like America Got Talent, the voice and the finally dead American Idol.....but god damn last night i was in the kitchen and i heard the people from Americas Got Talent talking to a 12yr old girl named Grace Van Der Waal...she was going to sing an original song while playing her ukulele..
after hearing her start playing and then sing the first of her lyrics, i got pulled to the TV.  There is this girl mild mannered, cute but not beautiful singing about not knowing her name and finding herself.   it brought tears to my eyes because she was so damned good and so genunine...Simon Cowell said she could be the next Taylor Swift.....Simon....shes gonna be bigger than Taylor...  what an inspiration.  

good luck Grace....this 45yr old white guy is rooting for you.....thank you for your brilliant performance...



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176,510 "Womanizer".. You mean men who like women, a lot?



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176,509 The funniest thing is how all men who were the worst womanizers I knew through our teens and 20s all have daughters now.

Good luck teaching those girls respect!



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176,508 I really can't stand sexism. It's so socially accepted (by--guess who?--Men!) that women have to deal with disrespect on a daily basis sometimes. The belittling, the interruptions, the blatant disregard for our opinions...not even mentioning the lewd comments and slut-shaming. It's all just infuriating



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176,507 "Everyone has to vote!"
"Vote or die!"
"Voting is essential, and everyone should be required to do so"

::After Sanders gets rekt::

"I'm not voting!"
"Sanders is still my president!"
"I refuse to vote for these people!"

It's so ironic it hurts. I hate my generation.



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176,506 Nothing changes your perspective of women, as a male, like having a daughter.

Suddenly it's no longer, "those women" it becomes "our women" not in a possessive type way, but in an "equal" way.

Truly. Fatherhood is a total mind warp.



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176,505 I find it funny when I let somebody take advantage of me, or overlook glaring faults in their personality or friendship towards me and then when I finally call them out they get mad and abandon the friendship.

I'm realizing now, after a recent rise in self esteem and sticking up for myself, that I had a lot of fake ass people as friends and even a few family members.



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176,504 I hate how the term Feminist has been hijacked. When I say I'm a Feminist, what I mean is that I just want equal pay, equal opportunities, and equal respect. Which actually is very nearly the case nowadays.

Except that we have never had a woman President. England, France, Germany, Israel, even Pakistan and India have had women leading their countries. Why, I thought, is the US so late to the table? We should've been leading in that department.

So at first I was psyched that Hillary was running. You know, maybe finally it's time...but there would be a lot of men who wouldn't vote for a woman, so maybe not.

Then I watched Hillary in action. My god, is she a piece of work! Lying, cheating, stealing, and god knows what all to get her goal, not of serving the American people, but of wielding unlimited power that she craves.

Now I'm actually hoping there are a lot of men who wouldn't vote for a woman. So sad it's come to this.



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176,503 I'm proud of Hilary Clinton. She has been grinding it out for YEARS! She deserves to be the next president.

I'm a white male that doesn't like most of the white females I know...



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176,501 since 10th grade I have had a crush on my teacher mr. gross



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176,500 I didn't know that Delaware was a United State until last year.



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