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176,699 I cum in my wife's food and she does not know . I cum in her salad dressing bottle at least three or four times without her knowing . watching her eat ice cream and apple sauce and salads with my cum on it makes me so hard . once I cummed in her salad and I could see a big glob of my cum in the dressing and she never noticed it , I almost cummed in my pants watching her eat it . I love it .



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176,698 My wife and I haven't had sex in three years and she thinks I'm OK with that.  Nope.  I have lots of offers from others and as soon as I can extricate myself - I'm going back to living.  Right now, I'm just the asshole that pays the bills - and gets nothing in return.



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176,697 There's a black woman here in the office who's smoking hot.  She's in her early 40s with these perky tits and round ass.  Amazing body.  If I weren't married... ugh



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176,696 You are so fine. I pray there is never the opportunity for us to be alone together. I don't know if I could resist the temptation.



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176,695 I think we're both addicted to the drama.  It's been very consistent for the two of us these last years.

I'll admit, I'm a little bored right now since we last spoke.

Btw , we were supposed to meet up this week until you cancelled it.  

You write me first......



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176,694 I like to think I'm tough and will kick the crap out of anybody.  But in reality, I know I've just a fucking pussy.  Except when my post traumatic stress disorder kicks in.  Then I'm a homicidal maniac.  I'm a completely different person.  It's like I'm possessed.  I'm afraid of my PTSD.  But as long as everything goes fine, under normal circumstance I am just a fucking pussy who likes to act tough.



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176,693 I hate depression.  I especially hate how it makes things overwhelming for me.  Normally, I dive into little tasks, get them done, and quickly move on to the next.  But with this depression, things just get left undone until I absolutely have to do it.  The laundry sits in baskets.  Stuff piles up on my dresser.  I just can't get it done.  I look at these things left undone and feel even worse.  Depression, fuck you.



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176,692 My teeth are too sharp. And this is ever since I started cheating on my boyfriend of almost 9 years.  They are so sharp, that it annoys me when I am working, when I'm driving, all the time.    They are so damn sharp it's crazy.   I cut my tongue on them while talking. This never used to be the case. I had regular teeth.   I honestly think that I'm changing into some kind of demon. Because I've done wrong.  I guess my recommendation would be that you don't do it.  So many things come with it.



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176,691 It takes me all day to get happy over something, and then it's a constant fight to maintain it. It only takes seconds for something to bring me down, and it can take weeks to shake it.

Happy. Sad. I don't care, just let me live in the moment, please.



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176,690 My husband is the biggest pussy on the planet.



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176,689 Give me a clue and maybe I will.



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176,687 I might have cancer. Biopsy is scheduled for the 30th, I have never felt lower than now.

22/ F



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176,685 my hubby doesn't realize how many times i've freshened up for him down below, only to have him get in bed and fall asleep.



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176,684 my hands are over my heart



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176,683 Things are nonexistent, as they should be. Nothing good can come from contact with you. But...I'm thinking you could write me. I'd be okay with that. There isn't any more drama. It's like I just want to start trouble. I can't help it. I guess it's easier this way. I don't care about my pride. I don't care what your people think about me, at all. I just want to have fun with who ever wants to play. Life is short. Get over yourself and call me.



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176,682 The billions shift from side to side and still the wars go on with brainwashed pride for no love of God or our human rights.

So, this week, instead of bathrooms, we're talking about Gay pride and The eternal intolerance of Islam and The Gay Infidel,  instead of corrupt so-called Female leaders and insane so-called gun laws and the absolute bankrupt insane 21 Trillion in debt we are.  

Uh huh.



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176,681 matthew powell, wherever you are ill never get over you, as you'll never get over me. things would've never worked out. I wish they did but tht's impossible/ you're the one that got away but that's alright. i'll never be able to feel the same way towards another person.



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176,680 Maybe I slept with him too soon



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176,679 I'll always judge anyone who claims they're spiritual. Being spiritual equals intellectual suicide



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176,678 Been married about 25 years. My wife and I still have fun. We'll go shopping and at random places in the store, she flash me her pussy. It never gets tiring.



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176,677 I have tons of suitors but the few men that I am interested in - have no interest in me. This is a sick joke



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176,676 I pretend I don't see my dog doing his business in my neighbor's yard. And if I don't see it, then I can't pick it up.



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176,675 Ass fucking your wife is all the better if your dick come out with shit on it. Talk about bonding and intimate. When you think about, nothing else in the world could compare to having your wife's shit on your dick.



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176,674 Doesn't Disney screen for these things? I've been in that exact lake at that exact resort. In fact I was skinny dipping! I assumed Disney was making sure there were no alligators. I'm not sure I could ever be comfortable again at that location. Pools only for me from now on.



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176,673 My marriage is falling apart.  I think we both stop short of loving each other fully.  It's that part we both hold back that has created the rift.

At our wedding, our minister gave us awesome advice i think we need to talk about tonight.  He said when things look down, look into each others eyes and say "I choose you".  Not past or future tense, but encompassing both.



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176,672 I started talking to a guy I used to talk to. We had the hottest conversations, but never met. I talked to him once this week, and we emailed a little and already I'm fantasizing and hot for him. I don't get like that for just anyone, especially someone I never met! I think he might be trouble but it could be fun ;)



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176,671 I am in the middle of what looks like breaking up with my boyfriend. I'm confused, but taking time away from him to figure things out for myself. I am so anxious because i'm unsure of what to do, and he's being very impatient with me. The last time I broke up with him he just kept coming around, he didn't let me go, only to put me through more bs this time. I think I've had it. He is trying to convince me that what happened isn't a big deal. I just hate this anxiety.



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176,670 The only way I can get my wife to lift a finger towards cleaning the house is to tell her my brother and his wife are coming over for dinner after work. My wife is envious of the brother's wife. My wife would never let her see the house messy. My secret, to annoy my wife I once lied and told her that my brother and his wife were coming over. She frantically cleaned. Then at the last minute I told her they canceled. It worked, she cleaned the house.



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176,669 I'm a little kid in a grown woman's body.



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176,668 Why would any reasonable parent bring a 2 year old to Disney World? Make the kids wait til they are old enough to remember.



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176,667 My boyfriend claims to love my breasts despite them being almost non existent. I know he's full of shit, all his porn has women that are at least a double d or larger. I have finally got enough money saved up for implants. I plan on dumping him after getting the boob job. You didn't enjoy them as a cups, you sure as hell won't get to once they become double d's!



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176,666 Facebook definitely invades your privacy. I don't even have the app installed on my phone - so I want to know why in the "people you may know" section it brings up people I have matched on Tinder with that I have no mutual friends with. How else would it know that without going through my contacts? Another odd phenomenon is when someone pops up in my Facebook from work, I have their number in my phone too, yet once again no mutual friends. So it can't be that Facebook has access to just the tinder application because now I'm getting people of the same sex as well, and Facebook.com never asked me to access my contacts, so there is definitely a breach of my personal information going on. Fuck you Facebook, you're getting deleted.



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176,665 I wonder if people's families can actually be "cursed."  I know two women whose lives are walking disasters.  It doesn't surprise me anymore when an accident befalls them or a family member dies violently.  I just saw one of them got a reckless driving charge.  And it's not like they live in the inner city.  They live in the suburbs.  It's like this constant, crazy shit with them.



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176,664 I'd make a much better wife for my best friend's husband. She's talks bad about him all the time. She doesn't deserve him.



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176,663 My god that was brilliant. Anyone I talk
to now that wants to ban guns ( I have never actually met one single solitary person that wants this), I will say "Well I think we should blame airplanes too." And while we're at it, swimming pools. And cars! Makes just as much sense.



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176,662 A lot of people have been treating me like shit recently, and this is the time where I needed my "friends" the most. I gained a third of my body weight my freshman year, dropped out my sophomore year due to financial struggles and suicidal thoughts, and worked a menial job. Only a few people kept in touch after I went through all that. Now I'm taking a summer course, plan on returning to school, and I've started to get back in shape. I'm coming back and I'm going to be better than ever. I used to bodybuild and had a 6 pack in high school so I know exactly what to do. I can't wait till the same people see me and say "Wow!" And try to talk to me. Especially the bitches. I'll spit in their faces. Fuck you, you pieces of shit. I can always lose weight, but they will always be assholes. Now I'll be sure to treat them exactly how they treated me. An elephant never forgets.



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176,661 I see why marriages fall apart after the death of a child.  One spouse just doesn't feel the same about the other anymore.  My husband has stopped loving me.



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176,660 A girl I graduated high school with just got a huge tattoo on her hip. Normally hip tattoos are supposed to be sexy kind of things, but hers was a tribute to her dead boyfriend. It has angel wings, his birthday, and the day he died on it. It just seems too weird. I know she claims she won't ever get over this (she's 19), but it just seems like a really weird tattoo to explain to the first guy to she sleeps with when she's emotionally recovered.
Everyone on Facebook keeps saying it looks gorgeous and whatnot, but I think it's a tribute taken too far and it's tacky. I would bet money on her regretting it and removing it by the time she's 30.



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176,659 The Orlando shooter's father says his son wasn't gay.

Like... cause... ya know... when a guy goes to a gay bar multiple times... yea... that means he isn't gay...



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176,658 Talking to girlfriend on phone, while messaging a girl on an online dating service at the same time :)



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176,657 This country is fucked up.  We have a TERRORIST ATTACK, and people are blaming the guns???

Then why the fuck did we not blame the airplanes on 9-11???



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176,656 You're so scared to be alone that you can't even be yourself. How pathetic, and sad. The world could give a fuck what you are, so, get over yourself.



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176,655 I don't think people would be praising Mohamed Ali if he was white.



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176,654 Caitlin, your profile picture is you standing in front of the lockers at the strip club.  You have 8 failures to pay rent listed on the state's case website.  No, I will not rent my house to you.  Go away.



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176,653 When I was in High School, we had a course on world cultures. When we studied Buddhism, my friends and I invented our own religion with its own four great truths. They are:

Life is suffering.
To end suffering, end life.
To end life, kill yourself.
To kill yourself, live.

Sadly, the way the world is going, I think we were onto something there.



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176,652 Now I understand why Elizabeth didn't get married until she was 40.  No guy would seal the deal with a spoiled, selfish woman.  Thank God she dumped me when we were in college.  Thank.  God.



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176,651 I have to remember before I post things about sex online that my wife could read them and realize that most of the sex hasn't been with her.



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176,650 Astrology: the lights, the stars,the planets do not influence us. We, human beings, follow the same laws of universal movements as the celestial bodies. We can calculate the cycles of planets movement and apply the theories to our own behavior. This is it.

- Holder of Two Master degrees (Education and International Relations), pursing my Ph.D. Professional astrologer for over 25 years. Right on the dot every! single! time!



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176,649 I've had worse kicks, but this one ain't easy either...
I feel beyond alone
But I know I'm not alone as I feel



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176,648 I may never again marry a man for love...in the meantime I hope I can find a great cock, better company (hah!), and a wallet to boot before I age out...Fair enough, doggie dogs



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176,647 I spent 4 years with a woman who was broken. I actually had no idea to what extent that was.  Just a few months before she ran away, she told me secrets about herself that would have caused me to run away had I known about them previously.  

For four years I could not convince this woman that I truly loved her and wanted no other.  She was so broken, so insecure that she looked through my phone constantly for clues that weren't there.  She honestly thought I was cheating on her all the time.  She was the love of my life. My dream girl is how I often referred to her.  

Needless to say, she's fucked up and fucked me up in the process.  

She's a stranger to me now.  I will choose someone who is healthy next time, after I become healthy again.



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176,646 My life could be so much easier if I could just get with this damn good catch of a man who is into me...but I am just not physically attracted to...like at all...He is so kind to me...and I'm not getting any younger
Dating at divorced and over 40, yay!



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176,645 If you believe in astrology, my respect for you instantly drops. No reasonable, intelligent person should believe that gaseous bodies millions of light years away have any influence on your life or personality. Grow up.



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176,644 643, I feel you. Five months into my last relationship, I finally asked him if he's bipolar. It started out intense and he was talking love/marriage and all that jazz. Then it was push me away and pull me close. Breaking up with me to bang some chick fresh out of prison, like she got released that week. Then coming back to me saying he loved me. Then he cheated on me. I still tried to be his friend encouraging him to go to therapy and get on the right medication. That's when he tossed me out of his life

I'm so glad he did. It's not in me to give up on people. I would've tried to help him no matter how much he hurt me.

It was like the frickin Katy Perry song Hot/Cold, but real life. Holy shit. I had to add a new criteria to my list. Now tacked on to the very end is "strong mental health." I just can't cope with someone who treats me so horribly for no logical reason.



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176,643 I'm so disheartened... I feel so utterly alone in this.

Guys, do yourself a favor, no actually EVERYONE do yourself a favor and don't allow yourself to fall in love with someone who is horribly broken...

Don't think you can save them, because you can't. Go find someone who is secure and comes from a health family where they have great relationships with family and friends, where they know what it means to be loved.. Don't find someone who slept with several guys she was with because she was trying to win their affection. My girl is messed up in the head beyond what I think I'm capable of dealing with... honestly she goes form 0-100 with just a few misunderstood words.

She says, "I'm so sick of this shit, I'm not putting up with you anymore." Don't date someone who doesn't understand how to solve conflict or handle problems with communication... especially if you are a caring person, it will tear your soul apart.

I honestly can't say that if I met a wonderful woman who shared my top 4 values and had a healthy framework for understanding relationships that I wouldn't leave my girl...

I just feel so hopeless. She's blind and refuses to see that because she has these fears she takes these actions which then confirm her fears. Self fulfilling prophesy in relationships is the real deal.

So if you're a real gentleman, find yourself a lady and if you're a lady, find yourself a gentleman. Sure, it you may think you can change someone... but news flash, everyone is always wrong about that. We can only change ourselves.

Be wise, don't always run with your feelings... they can be horribly blinding.

-Sincerely, a 24  year old young man who has given his heart to a broken young women, only to have it smashed repeatedly.




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176,642 Leo man seeing a Taurus
woman, and I'm in love.....



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176,641 Last summer I was seeing LGBT groups protest "Islamophobia," saying that they supported and loved the Muslim community.  I felt like I was watching a bunch of crazy people walking to their deaths.  Did they have any idea how much the Islamic community hates the LGBT community?  Well, now maybe they've realized it.



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176,640 I'm bisexual. That's not a secret. My secret is how frustrated I am with the new elitist corner of the LGBTQ community that tells me I'm a "guest" because I'm in a straight relationship right now. Sexuality is fluid for so many. Why am I expected to conform to some stereotype in order to make you feel comfortable? Isn't that exactly what we're fighting against?! I believe we all have a right to love. Is that so difficult?



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176,639 This whole 15 minutes of fame thing has gotten too real. People can't pay any more attention than that



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176,638 Why are people so damn serious all the time....? lighten up people. Life is hard enough on it's own, can't we tell a few jokes?



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176,637 You've moved to London,
In with her.  . .

"When a heart breaks, no it don't break even."

I just want my friend back, not the romance, just my friend...



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176,636 You only hold me tighter when I pull away from you. Noted.



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176,635 It really frosts my ass when some derp remarks "It's the Wild West!" after a shooting takes place.

You ask me, it's another crack into a dystopian future that would make Mad Max' world a laugh riot.

BTW: I have no problem with gun laws.  I feel mature enough to realize that not all those who pack heat identify with crazed murderers.



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176,634 I made this new friend about a year ago, and she's turned out to become one of my closest inner circle of friends. It's great, because we have a lot in common and compliment each other in a bunch of ways. Our cycles have synced up at this point, and this morning when I left her house I felt really upset and started crying for no reason. Usually I'm the happy one in my friend groups (more enthusiastic, more energy than most), so often when I'm upset people don't know what to do or say.

Not this girl. She's got it down pat. She held me in her bosom and told me everything would be okay, talked me down, made me laugh, and told me she would call me on her lunch break to check in to see if I was still okay. And then I was late for work, so we said I love you and left. But she did everything right.



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176,633 I'm fucked. If I have lyme disease, having a kid will be really hard. Like miscarriages are common. My boyfriend will probably leave me. He says he won't, but I know he's lying. He has a thing for pregnant chicks and is hell bent on having his own kid. But I can't go through that kid of pain. Maybe he should just go be with someone else and be happy.



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176,632 So Hillary says she loves the LGBT community.  That was a visceral reaction because her brown balloon knot was tightening because her state department shut down an investigation into the mosque where the terrorist worshiped, because "it unfairly signaled out Muslims."  She is also planning on bringing 750,000 more Muslims into this country, and we are unable to do background checks on any of them.  Sorry, Hillary.  You can't have it both ways.  Muslims hat gay people, they throw them off of buildings if they find out.  She should be tried for treason, but she will not.  She is a certifiable criminal.



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176,631 Now I know why people in movies carry flasks. I thought of the idea myself and called it "security whiskey" so I could know I could take a shot when something bad happens, and then i realized that's already a thing.

I love when you realize why things are around this way. You don't have to bother inventing anything



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176,630 Thanks Republicans suspected terrorists can legally buy guns and explosives!! You are some fucked up ass wipes!! Go fuck yourselves!!!!



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176,629 GUNMAN: Allah hates fags! Death to all gays! (Opens fire and kills 49, wounding an additional 53. Total casualties: 102.)

LIBERALS: We need more gun control.

GUNMAN'S WIFE: He was bipolar.

LIBERALS: ...crickets...

So it's not OK to say Islamic extremism is a problem, but it's perfectly fine to scapegoat people with mental illnesses? Just shows how perversely persistent the left is about remaining in their Liberal Dreamtime. It's sickening.



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176,628 Where do you draw the line with drugs? A doctor prescribes something and it's cool because you need it. You prescribe it yourself, you're an addict.

Isn't it all just dependence?

Obviously doctor's opinions are what makes the huge difference. Still, I think if something works for you and doesn't kill (short AND long term), you should use it



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176,627 Same!



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176,626 I need a drink.



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176,625 Two years ago a family started a small business in our town. It's basically a snack bar where they specifically employ mentally disabled people. What a nice idea.

At the outset, they approached the Planning and Zoning commission. They said they didn't want to put in the required amount of parking because it would be expensive. And if they spent money on the correct number of parking spaces, they couldn't afford to hire as many disabled people.

Well.... okay... Planning and Zoning gave them a break.

Then they approached the town and asked if they could skip paying taxes on the business. They said taxes were too expensive. And if they spent money on taxes, they again couldn't hire as many disabled people.

Well.... okay again.... no taxes. This meant that taxpayers like me would have to pay more in taxes to cover what the business wasn't paying. I really can't afford to pay more, but okay, it was for a good cause and it sounded like they really needed the money.

Then they approached the residents. They asked if we could donate to their cause. They hire disabled people yada yada and if we donate they could afford to hire more.

Well... I have basically no money. I live on next to nothing. But okay, I sent them $50. That was a stretch for me,

Now I'm reading in the newspaper, The New York Times, that the husband in the family who runs this business, he works at a hedge fund and gets paid $250 million a year.

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!

The business needed all these breaks or they couldn't afford to operate. And the whole time the husband is one of those mega rich people on Wall Street????

Can I please have my $50 back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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176,624 Last night my wife and I had the hottest sex we've had in a while after I told her about the lap dances I got the night before.



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176,623 I hate when I have to remove women's pictures from my jerk off folder because they've gotten fat.  Jessica, don't wear a bathing suit again.



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176,622 You wonder why men marry difficult women? You wonder how it can happen that a guy ends up with a woman he hates?  I'll tell you how - because I was stupid and I panicked.

I dated a woman for six years. She was the love of my life. I adored her. We both went to the same uppity college. God I loved talking to her. She was the smartest person I ever met.

But I wasn't ready to get married. I wanted to be wild and crazy. So I dumped her.

I played around for a while, sowing them oats.

Then I dated a woman for three years. She wasn't as smart. But she was fun. We drank a lot. I didn't really like drinking so much. But she did. I finally called it off because I realized she just wanted to party all the time.

Again I played around for a while, still sowing them oats.

I dated a woman for a year. She was beautiful.  Like stunning. But she was very difficult. She kept telling me what to do, like what shirt to wear, what shoes to put on. I'm a simple guy, she wanted an Armani guy. I broke it off.

It wouldn't be fair to say I simply sowed my oats some more. No. I planted a huge farmer's field with my oats. I had flings with what must have been 30 women.  It was a never ending sex orgy with me.

But with a twist. None of the women were intelligent. They were lowlifes. There was a secretary, a hair stylist, a waitress, an exceedingly dull woman who lived with her mother, a woman I picked up on the subway by telling her I liked her boots. I didn't like her boots. But I wanted to see if I could flatter her and get her to fuck me that very same evening. It worked. All 30 of these women were like this.

My love life had gone from the perfect intelligent women, step by step down to a woman on the subway.

But I wasn't done yet. For my grand finale, I dated a deformed woman. She was hideously unattractive. The bones in her face were lopsided. In public people would stare. And for some reason I decided it would be fun to add her to my fuck resume. I enjoyed shoving my cock into her twisted mouth. I liked fucking her in her fat ass. When she said it hurt. I liked it more.

I had turned into a misogynistic prick. I would bring Miss Deformity to a social function. People couldn't figure us out. Why was I with her? I liked baffling them. I dishonestly told people that ugly was the new beautiful. Then I'd take her home and jerk off on her misaligned bone structure.

I did it for a year. Then one night we went to a party. I started talking to a guy from Australia. He was on vacation. I liked his spirit. I told him he could fuck my girlfriend. She didn't want to. I told her she should do it anyway because I wanted her to. So she fucked him right in front of me. She was on her hands and knees. She was looking right in my eyes as he pounded her from behind and ultimately shot his load in her.

Next day she said she wanted to marry me.

Like what the fuck? Marry her? She was uglier than a Subway rat.  She totally misunderstood our relationship.

Then she cried. She cried a lot. I don't know what happened. I suddenly felt bad. I kept flashing back to her looking in my eyes as Mr. Down Under came inside her. I felt like a shithead. How had I gotten to this point?  I was suppose to marry my college sweetheart and be a good guy and have a nice house with a picket fence and raise two children who would both become Valedictorians. Instead I was coercing a woman to do it doggie in front of me with a stranger. I had reached the bottom level of depravity.

I panicked.

There was a woman at work. She was pretty. She was single. She was educated. I knew she had an interest in me.  I went for it.

A whirlwind dating life ensued. By a year later we were married.

Was it love? Hell no. Mostly I married her because she wasn't the ugly woman. That's about the best I can say. She wasn't ugly. And I did nothing sickening with her -- like make her crawl across the floor naked with a hotdog in her ass  (yea, I once did that to the deformed woman). The woman from work was more respectable. So I married her.

Joke was on me. Once the uniqueness of her not being hideously ugly wore off, I realized I had married a whiny, needy, bitchy, self centered cunt. That's why she was still single. Now I get it.

But there you have it. That's why some men marry women they don't really like.



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176,621 I love him but he so damn immature. it's infuriating.



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176,620 Finally getting a chance to sit down at the computer is not an invitation to have a conversation.



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176,619 People who hate Trump burning American flags and waving Mexican ones tells me all I need to know.



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176,618 I am always amazed at the people who think a gun law is going to stop a terrorist.  That's why they're terrorists.  And AR-15 rifles?  325 people a year are killed by any rifle, AR-15s included.  450 people a year are struck by lightning.

So let's ban AR-15 rifles that rarely kill anybody in order to prevent terrorists from being terrorists.

I hated Trump three months ago.  A month ago, I started to think he might not be a bad choice.  Now, I'm voting for him.



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176,617 Sagittarius man with a Pisces woman



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176,616 I'm sorry. You have a problem today? That's sad.

Try losing a child. A parent. An aunt or uncle. A brother or sister.

Madness. Total madness. And too many people are grieving today and every other day.

I'm sorry for you. I cry for you. It's not enough but I do.

I'm sorry if you hurt. I really do. But let's try to minimize this suffering with a few laws, agreed? Probably not, but my fight and my money keep trying.



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176,615 I can't believe I'm saying this, but with each passing terrorism act, I find my myself thinking more and more that voting for Trump isn't a bad idea.



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176,614 At work, dumbs fucking tourists don't want to do shit. They can't read. They can't go into a building to see whats inside. They speed around wildlife (a driver recently killed a dad sandhill crane), feed the wildlife ($50,000 fine), want you to bend over backwards for them and leave their trash alongside the national wildlife refuge roads. Then they go back to their hotel, drive like shit and cut you off going 60+ in a 45 zone. Fuck them.



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176,613 I love fucking my gf in the ass and coming in her.  Yeah, we've gone out afterwards with my cum slowly leaking out of her.  Last time, we had dinner with her parents right afterwards.



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176,612 I don't want your handguns. I don't want your rifles. They're dangerous enough but you'll probably kill yourself before you kill someone else. Or your child will kill you accidentally. Or themselves. I want to take your assault rifle, your semi-automatic. I want to melt every single one down and create cell blocks for anyone who uses, sells or trades one until the end of time. Isn't that fair? "Assault" rifle?! The description is enough that they should never have been legalized. Argue all you want about your rights. The Founding Fathers would never have agreed to this slaughter and you know it. You think you'd be a hero. Please. You'd be another sad puddle for me to cry over. The NRA is the most evil of organizations. And this from a gun owner. Suck on that.



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176,611 To #599: thank you!



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176,610 My husband isn't content just doing anal. He realized that after he does it in me, I go to the bathroom and remove said deposit. So he has a new rule. He does it in me and then he insists I don't go to the bathroom. He'll take me out somewhere while his semen is still in  my rectum. He enjoys this more than I ever thought possible. Men are odd. Lovable but odd.



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176,609 I don't brush my teeth on a routine basis. It makes my coffee taste funny, and since I leave the house with a cup of coffee, I just don't brush. I always say I'm gonna brush when I get to work but I hardly ever do. I just constantly have something to drink so that my mouth doesn't get too funky smelling. I do floss every day though. Mostly cause I'm obsessed by the smell of what comes out from between my teeth. My last dental cleaning 6 months ago they complimented me on my flossing and I had no cavities. Go figure



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176,608 I still read cavecanum posts and wish some of them were about me. I know they never are though....



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176,607 According to the Immigration and Nationality Act of 1952,

Whenever the President finds that the entry of aliens or of any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, the president may, by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or non-immigrants..

It ain't guns people.  Anyone who is LGBT friendly or feminist should be scared to death of the coming waves of Islamic terror.  The society they want to create would nullify any and all gains those groups have made.

I'm reminded of the catchphrase from Catching Fire.
REMEMBER WHO THE REAL ENEMY IS.

We can try to turn this into a gun control thing but it really isn't is it?  He didn't walk into a Country Western bar or a Hip-Hop club.  He targeted homosexuals.  

But yeah, let;s keep arguing about bathrooms...



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176,606 The Democrats insist that terrorists be allowed in the country.

The Republicans insist the terrorists are allowed to own guns.

Off to the side is me thinking they are both nuts.

In the Orlando shooting, I wonder how many Democrats and Republicans were laying on the floor clutching the hole in their chest while thinking, "I love my political party and it's worth dying for it."



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176,605 Headline:

"Orlando Shooting Suspect Omar Mateen's Ex Wife Says He Was Violent and Unstable"

Well good thing we have laws saying he's allowed to have a gun...



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176,604 i reuse my vacuum cleaner bags. when they are full i clean them out by hand. its gross but it saves me money.



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176,603 I object! I fucking object!

How many people in Congress have taken bribes to get rid of standard incandescent light bulbs! How crazy!

I've had incandescent bulbs that worked for 10 years. They were great. But now in the last few years as some have burned out I have to replace them with this fluorescent shit as mandated by Congress. The bulbs cost more and last only for a few months, if that.

I'm feeling so conned and abused. Clearly this was a ploy to make more profits for the light bulb companies. They were making no money when my old bulbs lasted for 10 years. So they have forced me to instead buy their newer cheap crap over and over.

The system is fucked up. Once again some big companies are profiting at the expense of the little guy. Infuriating!



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176,602 Worst mass shooting ever. You can bet copycats are going to do more of these to get their 15 minutes.

Please vote for Trump.



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176,601 98. Using cash to pay for your boss gas sounds like he is cheating the company.  My husband has an allowance towards gas and other expensives related to work but he use a credit card company and the reciepes has to be turn to the company for reviewing.  If he is not asking for recipes to be return so he can get a reimburse from his company since he is using cash then he is most likely stealing.



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176,600 598 - You don't know that your boss isn't authorized to bill the company for gas.  My company provides me with a $1050 car allowance, and nobody knows that.  If you don't feel comfortable, send an anonymous letter to his superior and see if anything changes.  Though even anonymous, that could still bite you.



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