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176,799 Facebook makes me sad. So many lonely people spouting off the same cliched things everyday. They talk about coffee and cats and alcohol and how their particular Facebook group is better than everyone elses. These are adult, although they sounds like junior high school students.

Stop already. Go talk to your spouses. Do something with your lives!



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176,798 The middle age runners I know all look like shit now.  They have no body fat.  They're tendons and skin.  It's gross.  Middle age people look creepy and mean when they're too thin.



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176,797 What is interesting isn't that objects were disappearing and reappearing in my house, or that me and my wife both witnessed this and thought we were going crazy, or that there was the perception of things moving around in the house.  What's interesting is that it stopped after the prayers were said.  If we were crazy, we'd still be seeing this happening.



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176,796 Middle age runners. What do you hope to achieve? What exactly are you training for? You think maybe the high school track team is going to recruit you? Maybe run less and spend more time with your family.



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176,795 I often follow my wife to see what's she's doing. I'm hoping to catch her in the act. So far nothing. But I enjoy playing the part of a spy.



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176,794 I am having a passionate affair with the Wife of my best friend of around 30 years. Thing is that it is not just me. MY WIFE is also having an affair with her. The three of us have snuck off to hotels and have even done things at their home when he is not around. I think the three of us have feelings for each other that go well beyond sexual attraction and all I want to do is take them both far away and live the rest of my life with them.



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176,793 I had sex with 3 different people over the last 3 days.
Person One is married. We've been fucking off and on for four years. This person is really good in bed and we have a decent friendship. We are super honest with each other about everything. That said this person is married and I've tried to stop seeing them but somehow I cannot.
Person Two is someone I've known for 20 years. Used to be a friend of my siblings and always has had a crush on me. They found me on Facebook and we started hanging out. This weekend I closed the deal and we
fucked. It was wild. Problem is ... I think they want a relationship out of it even though I've told them several times that I'm not wanting one.
Person 3 is someone I called because I was having a bad day and I know they are a really loving person. They don't want a relationship with me and I don't want one with them but they will let me talk about the bad stuff. I also listen when they need to vent.

3 people, 3 different types of personalities, 3 different sex styles.  
I am in love with one of them, one of them is in love with me, and one loves everyone.



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176,792 I read the fine print. It takes a few minutes and it's amazing what you find out what kind of access you give apps when you download them.  A lot of apps including FB, when you download them you give them access to pretty much every function on your phone. Location, contacts, memory, photos, microphone, camera, SD card (if you have one), even the ability to upload, download, and or delete information on your phone. We are giving away all of our rights to privacy for convenience. Next time you go to download an app, expand the list of things you are agreeing to and READ it. It has kept me from downloading so many apps it's not even funny.

Oh yeah, if you have a camera that looks at you on your phone, put a piece of electrical tape over it when you're not using it.

Maybe I'm paranoid, but no reason to give Big Brother an all access pass to monitor you for what ever reason they might think up.



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176,791 I'm getting old, and I could tell for sure when new music videos stopped resonating with me.

I keep watching them, remembering what it felt like to be young. To be the same approximate clothing size and age as the models and actors in it, for the weird, convoluted back stories to be things that could conceivably happen to you; you could be a semi-professional dancer who works in a convenience store during the day, you could go to pool parties with dozens of other single people, you could be a stunt car driver in Los Angeles. You could go to posh singles bars or a cafe and suddenly meet the love of your life. No, it probably would never happen, but they were all applicable fantasies that resonated, because they were all things we dream of in our teens, twenties, and sometimes early 30's.

What do you dream of when you get older? Probably promotions (or, at least, not getting fired), your kids doing well, or having a super-hot one-time hookup with some hottie you'll never see again, but who knows. Nobody makes music videos about that shit, because it just isn't as interesting. No one gives a fuck.

The world is in so many ways made for the young, and you don't even notice it until you get old.



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176,790 If you could both stop talking about me while I'm six feet away, that'd be great.



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176,789 If you intuition is vying for attention it is reason enough to look into it further.  A man who loves you with his whole heart won't trigger your alarm bells unless you have serious jealousy issues to work out, but I think even HAVING a Tinder account is suspect.  It's a hook up app plain and simple.  
Men who are committed don't usually feel the need to have a plan B.  



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176,788 Hmm there's a Mike I want...



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176,787 Damn Michael good idea but bad execution...



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176,786 To the person who thinks Facebook invades your privacy, I agree. My boyfriend and I met a guy while on vacation and they exchanged phone numbers. The next he pops on on his people you may know list. No mutual friend and from a totally different state. Now how would Facebook every know they met?



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176,785 I found out my now ex, (because of the following) was on tinder, had pics of a girl who is married in his phone who likes him but "he doesn't like her" and she sent them to her and he can't control what a girl sends him, and numbers and pics of escorts to jerk off to like porn.  Now, supposedly he didn't do anything with anyone, but with all these things going on at once, can that be for real?  No problems with us in the attraction department, i know he likes fucking me, he just has a high sex drive.  Can it be possible that all that bullshit was just looking and maybe a little talking (which is wrong) but nothing more?  The problem is, a guy will never tell u if he fucked someone else.  So you choose to take him at his word, or not.  The thing is, doesn't this behavior lead somewhere?  It can't possibly just stay at pics and jerking off.  And that's the issue, because putting all those hurt feelings and jealousy aside, I can get past a lot.  But staying with a guy like this could put you at risk, because the obvious next step is meeting these girls.  These guys wanna fuck around and they have a good gf and what, what if you bring something back to her?  In the end I broke up with him because I believe it would lead somewhere, also I was going nuts so I obviously can't handle it. And it's not the first time.  I just hate that stupid voice in the back of my head that says "maybe it's not what it looks like." ugh.  and i feel guilty for it!  what bullshit.



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176,784 I'm done with you before we even started.  Took me a long time to realize my worth.
You will know them by their fruit.  Your tree produces nothing.



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176,783 Pretty sure this chick is trying to play me. Drop dead gorgeous, a couple years younger than me, over 2000 Instagram followers, each Facebook picture gets a ton of likes and like 5 dudes commenting how cute she is. She never responds to their comments but I don't know - something just feels off. I'm definitely keeping my guard up, because kid, don't ever try to play a player. ;)



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176,782
If Obama went on any news channel but Fox news, they would drop to their knees and suck his peepee right there on air! They are all so STINKING biased!  What a bunch of fake news channels!!!
If ALL the news channels say exactly the same thing maybe the one news station that isn't parroting the news is the one we should pay attention to.



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176,781 What do you do when every day feels like you're at the last straw, you're constantly on the verge of flipping out at people, tired like you haven't slept in days, emotionally exhausted with your friends and everyone around you, and constantly, constantly worrying that you're annoying or not good enough to live that shitty life? I need an adult.



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176,780 You're just another sow; shut up.  Or go cackle with your sow friends; leave me alone ...



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176,779 I woke up thinking about that time we went camping four years ago, on the solstice.  It was an impulse to just grab a few things from the refrigerator, a tent and our air mattress.  Totally last minute kind of trip, it was most memorable!

After we went to bed, we staged a coup with our loud lovemaking in the campground.  Before we knew it, we could hear others having sex as well. It was so hot to hear bodies slapping and moans echoing through the trees in the still of the night. It got us going again as well.

The next morning after we woke up, we fucked some more, loudly, thinking it was 6ᚨ am. Come to find out, it was after 10ᚨ and all the neighbors were awake and could hear us.  Those were the days!!

We're no longer lovers, but these memories will be with me forever. What sweet times.......



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176,778 If Donald Trump went on Fox news they would drop to their knees and suck his dick right there on air! They are so FUCKING biased! What a fake news channel!!



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176,777 I'm so lonesome  I could cry...



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176,776 Most houses must have smelled like shit in the ྌs when I grew up.  People smoked inside.  The dog would piss on the carpet.  I remember picking fleas out of the carpet.  They were so hard to kill.  You could squeeze them but they wouldn't smoosh.  It was all fucking normal, and it must have smelled awful.



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176,775 You publicly posted on a Facebook page that you're horny and you needed to be fucked.  Don't act all offended when I tell you I whacked off.  Why do women in their 20s like to pretend they're Victorian "ladies"?



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176,774 Just saw someone from a distance in the place I used to see you. Not you, but for moment I thought it was. I felt sick and couldn't speak and wanted to run away. I still love you so much. I dread the day you come back. Seeing you for real agin might break me.



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176,773 I think if HIV is ever eradicated, where it's as simple as popping a pill and the infection is gone, then  many marriages will fall apart and husbands will pursue their gay tendencies.



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176,772 My list of things I'd like to try:

a) I'd like to stick my cock up a guy's ass and then pull out and have him suck me off.

b) I'd like have him stick his cock up my ass and then pull out and I suck him off.

c) I'd like him to stick his cock up my wife's ass and then pull out and my wife and I both suck him off.

d) I'd like my wife to wear a strapon and stick it up his ass and then pull out and I suck on the strapon.



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176,771 I don't think D. Trump thought he'd last this long. It was a publicity stunt. Even he didn't realize how gullible the American public is. Now it's like, oh shit, he going to win the nomination? It was a joke people, a joke!

I'll bet Trump bows out. He doesn't want the job. He doesn't want to waste any more of his money either. He'll find some reason, like health, and then bow out.

Oddly, H. Clinton might be arrested and the Presidential election will be gift wrapped and handed over to B. Sanders. Politics are crazy.



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176,770 There's a guy I've been talking to and it's getting hot.  If I see him and we hook up I just know I'll catch feelings.  How do guys hook up with someone they've been talking to and not catch feelings?  How do you separate things?  I wish I didn't feel anything, I already kind of like him and we haven't met.  I just wish I could be like the girls who fuck around and get off and don't really like the guys, the ones who don't feel anything.  I'm too much of a girlie girl with romance in my head.  ugh.



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176,769 I'd like to take naked pictures of myself and send them to someone. But two things stop me. One, I don't trust he will keep this to himself for eternity. Men are little boys in disguise. One day he will get angry and will think about using the pictures against me. Two, I don't trust sending naked pictures on the internet. I'll bet people are listening in to our emails. I'm thinking they have gathered every naked picture ever sent and these pictures will be used one day if ever they need to be.



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176,768 I hate how the people I work with are friendly one day and then mean the next. Bipolar much? Take your meds assholes.



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176,767 I have grown tired of the lies, half truths and faked forgetfulness all in attempt to make a story go away.



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176,766 I have a beard because I think I'm ugly and the beard covers my ugly face.



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176,765 Back broken. Unable to travel but still dreaming a struggle. Poisonous and open to every slap of life in and out of the house. It's stretched out moist and vacant. It's me and I'm trying very hard to ignore it.



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176,764 I'm going to a nude beach tomorrow. Wowwy, I've never done anything so bold. I've never even been topless. What's more, I'm going with my boyfriend and two other couples. So we will all be naked together? Gulp. Exciting yet scary.



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176,763 I had a baby 4 months ago who died. Ever since I have been fending off intrusive questions about pregnancy, particularly the dreaded "so when are you going to have another one?".

So here is my advice to everyone:

Please do not ask someone who buried an infant a few months ago if they're going to replace them soon.

1. I just buried my son. If you had buried your child, spouse, or friends, I would NEVER inquire if you were going to find another one a week later.

2. Someone else's fertility issues are none of your business. This is my fifth pregnancy and I have no kids. It is a sensitive issue that need not be brought up in passing conversation.



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176,762 My work sent out a survey by a third party to see how they are doing as an employer. No way am I answering that. If there is even a small chance they figure out its me they will fire my ass. They fire everyone who points out all the shit that goes on there.



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176,761 My wife's Fathers Day con was perfect. Manipulation at its best.

On Mothers Day the kids and I make her breakfast in bed. We get up early. Cook a big breakfast. Wrap some presents. And present the entire shebang to her by 9 AM while she's still warm under the covers.

For Fathers Day my wife did nothing. So okay, I got out of bed. There was nothing going on in the kitchen so I went outside and did yard work while the kids played video games.

At about noon, my youngest came out and said he was hungry, that he hadn't eaten anything yet.

Okay, I went inside and made the kids breakfast, lunch really.

That's when my wife appeared out of wherever she was lurking. She was instantly mad. "How dare you make breakfast! We were going to make it for you! You ruined everything!"

Then she sulked off somewhere.

Perfect. If I didn't make breakfast, then she'd reveal in the idea we were all hungry. But when I did make breakfast, she could reveal in the idea that I ruined her plans for Fathers Day.

What a great game she came up with... except I don't care about her dumb games and I think it makes her look mean and manipulative.



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176,760 I'm slightly suspicious about telemarketing surveys. I wonder if it's really a government agency trying to find out what I'm thinking. To that end, I often give incorrect answers. What business is it of theirs what I think.



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176,759 I've been reading CaveCanum for years. I'm another middle-aged husband who's wife doesn't put out like before and I found a place to vent and find like-minded men who talk shit on their relationships.

My wife was diagnosed with a terrible terminal disease a month or so ago. We've been together 40 years. All I want for father's day is my wife - I could care less about sex.

Be mindful of what you complain about...........life can change in a second. Ask yourself "what matters?"



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176,758 I have to stop caring so much about the lives of fictional people. I'm too empathetic, I'll read a book or play a game and lapse into complete obsession. They feel real and I can't care this much it's not healthy. I'm completely divorced from reality, it's consuming me.



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176,757 I wish I knew the secret for how to ask another man to send me naked videos and pictures of his wife.



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176,756 I cant recall my father spending any time with me while I grew up. The only time he would interact with me was when I needed to be punished. He usually yelled at me, beat me, or told me I was going to hell.

I hate that he's always able to find time to spend with my younger siblings. I wish I knew why I didnt deserve his love or attention.



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176,755 B.
I am not coming back. You know this. No matter how I feel about you individually, I am not coming back.
Besides, you are married with a dozen kids. Despite this, for some odd reason, unknown to me, you are like an aphrodisiac. Apparently I am not the only woman who thinks so, which is all the better, because, I can now just dismiss it as you being a handsome guy, rather than having chemistry with you.

Here is the clincher:
No way in hell am I coming back. You see, the same intuition, that saved my life years ago is SCREAMING, that your best pal, is a little jackal, just waiting to hear from me so he can viciously pillory me, like he attempted to do back then. He will have the "delicious" revenge of degrading me, by making me crawl through hoops, to gain his unattainable "approval". It will have nothing to do with any actual "training", because deep down in he does not like me. Oh, he can put on the wonderful act of "I love everyone" and "I am so benevolent", but the same intuition that works for you ALSO works for me. Never mind, that I reviewed all that transpired including emails, with very smart and trusted friends, and they came up with similar analyses.
So while I have a heart and female parts, I don't think with them.
I think with my mind. I know its best if I disappear from you and the jackal without a trace. Poof, my times up: and here is my goodbye.

However, I seriously have to wonder what connects you two? If you can like him, what are you hiding that is jackal-like about you?

Isn't there a saying, birds of a feather...



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176,754 I held my daughter right after she was born. It was snowing. I took her to the window and I watched the new snow falling near the place I use to go fishing and get pumpkin flavored ice cream. I once brought home a snail from the pond and it had babies. I couldn't keep track of them all.

Today, my daughter passed out at a Pride parade. In my town, the Pride parade goes on forever. She collapsed from exhaustion, which is what I'm about to do. I saw her fall to the pavement and I wasn't worried. It doesn't make sense. People were helping us from all directions. Someone gave us ice water and a part of a dang quesadilla. Then the medics came and every thing was okay after that. "This isn't happening" is what kept running through my head.



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176,753 I feel right about florid now in my alcohol use...my new job involving nightlife doesn't help...May 8 find balance



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176,752 My ex crushed me... I hope I can recover



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176,751 I had my first tarot reading today, out of the blue.  I was sitting at a table on the sidewalk at the coffeehouse I frequent and a man asked us if we'd like a reading.  I thought about it for 2 seconds and said yes I would.  

I shuffled the deck and from that point on, I was blown the fuck away.  It was spot on. Every aspect. Relationship issues, communication blocks, financial troubles , anxiety issues and the need to be creative/ artistic and keep a proper perspective about reality.  

This guy didn't know a thing about me and he told me things that kind of shook me up.  

"Interesting times" ahead.



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176,750 I read an article on Cracked about anorexia and bulimia in men, and felt physically ill before I got through it all. I'm female, but anorexia is anorexia regardless of gender; reading that just jump started urges I've been stomping down  for years. I miss anorexia. I shouldn't, it was slowly killing me, but I do.

I want to admit that I spent all my teen years heavily anorexic and still have incredibly intense anorexic and bulimic urges, but I'm ashamed... not because of the diseases themselves, but because I got fat. I'm disgusting. I married a guy who loves me and cared enough to make me eat when it was a fight to stuff food down me...but neither of us knew enough about nutrition.

I was 87 pounds and five foot  2.5 inches when I stated dating him. I'm currently 201 and five foot three-my weight more than doubled. I'm ashamed to say I've had moments when my anorexia would flare that I start a fight hoping he'll leave me so I can go back to old habits.

I don't want to admit to everyone I'm still anorexic,and leaning much more heavily toward bulimia than I did in my youth because it's considered a "beautiful" disease, and I'm not beautiful anymore- I'm fat. People will think I'm looking for attention. I saw how my friends and family reacted to a picture online years ago of a screen grab from a daytime talk show wherein a woman was admitting she thought she was anorexic; she was about 300 pounds. So many of the jeers were merciless and cruel. I don't want to be the butt of their jokes...

I feel like getting this disgusting body healthy requires me to address a lot of things I don't hide but also don't openly discuss- my bisexuality, my anorexic and bulimic tendencies, my fear of rejection by people I hold dear as part of crippling insecurity- but I can't bring myself to be honest and risk the cruel jokes.

I don't know what to do.



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176,749 My boss once told me he found a tick on his balls. Like what the hell am I supposed to do with that information? I wish I could get the image out of my head. He was a creepy drunken ass. So glad I left that job.



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176,748 I was at a party tonight. My husband was nasty to me. I ignored him and started talking to a guy. I came so close to suggesting we slip into the garage and fuck while husband talks to his family and drinks beer 50 feet away. Next time I will do it.



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176,747 If there was a button I could push to make you go away, I would have pushed it a long time ago. I can live with this now. It's okay. I don't mind if you stay.



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176,746 I find solace in my complaints, in knowing they're justified. The reward for being a survivor, rather than a victim, is the satisfaction of growth and transcendence.



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176,745 i get a certain piece of mind knowing that i'll always have miles davis.



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176,744 I've always wanted to have children but I never thought of men as a part of the equation at all. I'm secretly afraid that somebody else will have the same power and take my children away.



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176,743 I always know where north is. I'm so surprised no one else does. How can people not know where north is? My ancestors came from a small island. They were sea going people. I'm thinking my sense of direction is genetic. Whatever. When the zombie apocalypse happens, everyone should follow me.



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176,742 I have been so horny all day! God, I need a good fuck by a real man who knows what he is doing! Still waiting to have my.socks knocked off by the right man!



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176,741 I hide money from my husband.



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176,740 You should whine, bitch, complain, piss and moan more



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176,739 My wife and her games.

She wanted me to come to a BBQ at her sister's. But that would be boring if I went and we had a nice time. There would be no drama. She has to have drama.

So by design, she was mean to me for the two weeks leading up to the BBQ.

One of two things would then happen:

1) I would still go to the BBQ. But she would win. She would get me to do something after being mean. That's a victory point for her.

Or

2) I wouldn't go because she was so mean. But then she could tell everyone at the BBQ I was a jerk for not coming to a family BBQ. She could paint me in a terrible light. That is also a victory point for her.

See, wither way she wins. Either way she gets to make me look bad. This is her game. This is what she lives for. She's a miserable wretch whose soul purpose in life is to cause trouble.

PS - Why am I married to her? Believe me, I'm trying to end it.



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176,738 How is this fair? A guy is now saying he identifies as female. He is then running in marathons as a woman. He is winning. And taking the prize money.

I know it's the ultimate in PC to support transgender. But what about all those real women who would have won? I wonder how much the believe in transgender rights now?



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176,737 There's a boy from my town. I've known him since about 1st grade. He was in the same class as my daughter.

Both he and my daughter were considered the smart kids in the class. They both read alot and scored the top grades in math.

But that quickly changed. Baseball became his entire life. He stopped reading. He spent every daylight hour practicing baseball. I'm not sure he even liked it. But his father, oh boy, what a piece of work he is. He kept pushing his son to play baseball.

The boy spent his days after school training. He spent his summer going away to baseball camp. Every picture he drew in school was about baseball. Every writing assignment. The kid was totally brainwashed into thinking the world revolves around baseball.

As much as he was smart in the early years, by the time he was in middle school his grades were borderline failing. His father didn't care. The father knew his son would one day be a major league player.

So here we are all these years later. My daughter is two years out of college. That's where this boy should be too. But he never went to college. I heard he went to some baseball training camp after high school, but it didn't work out.  

I just saw him in town. He's scooping ice cream at the store on Main Street.

All those dreams. All that pushing from his father. And nothing. The closest he'll ever come to the major leagues is scooping ice scream in a ball park. What a wasted opportunity. He could have studied more and gone to college and become a doctor or whatever. Sad.



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176,736 When you're the other woman, you spend a lot of time waiting on someone who might not show up.



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176,735 The guy who used to own the apartment next door was a family man who bought the place just so he could have hookers there about 2-3 times a week, always at night for one to two hours.

It was interesting. He was a straight-laced business guy, pedigree and old money, MBA from an Ivy, started more than one successful international business. His family lived up the hill in a nice house.


Our porches faced so I always got a good look at the gals. I learned a lot and now I can spot a high-end escort at 100 paces. Here's some of what I learned.

They would always show up at the top of the hour -- right at 7 o'clock or 8 o'clock. Never late, never at a random time, always right at 00 minutes.

Never once did any one of them dress anything but low-key and demurely. The opposite of slutty, no revealing clothes, nothing risque.

They were in their 30s, not teens or 20s. There was nothing about them that was remarkable or that would tip you off to the fact that they were prostitutes.

One of the most interesting things I would see, literally see, from my porch is that when the girl would arrive and ring the bell, she would start smiling -- when she would face the guy at the door she would have a happy face on, a smile, so when he would open the door he'd see her smiling. And like clockwork an hour later on the dot and I mean on the dot (sometimes the appointments would last 2 hours but almost always one hour), when she'd be leaving and walking out the door and her back was to him, she would not make sure to be smiling. All of them looked very businesslike when it was over and he couldn't see them.

Another similarity I noticed about these women: they all had small purses. Not big purses. Not sure what that was about but never once did I see a woman with a big purse or without a purse. And I mean this went on 2-3 times a week for the two years I lived next door.

I came to admire this dude. He had this thing and it was like he was treating himself. I figured he knew what he liked, knew what he needed and made it happen. And the vibe I got from the women was that this was a business and they were smart -- nothing to make anybody notice, nothing about how they carried themselves would have tipped you off.



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176,734 My neighbor invites call girls to his house during the day while his wife is it work. It's so obvious. We share a driveway. Neither my house nor his house has a number on the front door. Sometimes the call girl is confused and knocks on my door. That's how I figured out what was going on. My wife is very friendly with his wife. She's struggles with not saying anything.



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176,733 Every month or so my wife gives me a haircut in the backyard. I sit on a stool naked because then bits of hair don't get on my clothes. With complete manipulation on my part, I've convinced my wife she should also be naked so hair doesn't get on her clothes. Guys, if you haven't tried this, you must. Getting a hair cut from a naked female barber. Boobage in my face the whole time. This should be a thing. Someone should open an all naked barber shop.



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176,732 My brother in law is an expert on everything. He is oh so smart and he tells everyone just in case they didn't notice how brilliant he is. He bought a used pickup truck a year ago. It had 150,000 miles on it. He paid $21,000. I dared to question if that made sense. Seemed very pricey for a used truck with so many miles. He announced to everyone what an idiot I am, and how I know nothing about vehicles. Yep. True that.

Today I heard his truck is no longer functional. Something seized up in the engine. He's looking to sell off the tires to recoup some of his $21,000.

Yessirree, I'm an idiot.



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176,731 She can spill coffee on the floor and even the walls. She can drop the cup and get it on everything. And she doesn't care. A few days later I'll notice it and she says yes, she spilled the coffee and she'll clean it up soon. It's days later and now the coffee has dried and stained everything. But not to worry, she'll clean it up "soon". She's the biggest pig I've ever known. Lucky me to have married her.



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176,730 Prophets are fake and so is that bullshitĄ!!!!



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176,729 I could have written the secret about basketball and video games. I didn't, but it's exactly how I feel about the man I love. He doesn't feel the same way either. Writer, whoever you are, you're not alone.



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176,728 When you touch me I want to melt into you. I want to run away with you and fuck you everyday. I want to make love in the deep of the night. I want to play video games and watch basketball. I want to lay down next to you every night with your arms around me.
I don't know if that is lust or love or neither or both but it doesn't matter because you don't want the same thing.



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176,727 I was hoping this was all wrong somehow. I'm too far in the dark to know anything for sure. If you feel the way it seems you do please just delete me.



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176,726 It was hydrophobic neem oil and epsom salts that saved the day. I shouldn't count my chickens before they hatch, but it looks like there will be a lot of chicken, aka peppers/tomatoes. I've been struggling all this time to produce, and the fucking deer almost put me over the edge. I've had a years worth of meat in my back yard every other night. They fucking love sunflower plants. Anyway, there's my update from the other side, you know, the place where we will never meet. Okay, goodbye for now



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176,725 I hate this dumb fuck husband of mine. But god damn, I love his dick.



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176,724 You don't know anything about me, because you never asked. You have been nothing but judgemental, manipulative and cowardly. You didn't pass the friend interview. Find another shirttail, 'cause it's not mine.



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176,723 597, same with my husband.  We've been together for almost 6 years, married for three.  One of the things I admired about him was that he rarely cursed and was very genteel in the way he spoke.  Sometime last year, it changed.  Now he says the F word constantly.  Like, several times in each sentence.  I've asked him many times to please stop cursing so much.  It's not who he is, and it's not becoming.  I absolutely hate it!  He said he'd try, but it hasn't stopped.  Worse, he gets mad when I make a face every time he says it.

A couple weeks ago, I arrived home from work to learn that he'd bought and installed a new toilet in our bathroom.  He proceeded to tell that it doesn't have a handle, but rather two different buttons - "One for when you take a piss, and one for when you take a shit."  OMG.  I made a face and shook my head.  I told him that he knew I did not like those words, and to please not talk to me like I was one of the guys.  He looked at me somewhat blankly and said, "I'll try, but this is me."  I said no, it was the "new" him.  And I didn't like it.  He argued that this is just the way he is.  I told him I wished he'd shown me this before we got married...  :(



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176,722 I like to fuck other women in front of my wife



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176,721 I still have dreams about classmates in high school.

54, male



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176,720 I've been married close to 15 years. I've never cheated on my wife. But two nights before we were married, I went out with a former girlfriend and did the deed. The former girlfriend knew I was getting married in two days. I think she liked knowing that of all the women I knew, I chose her as my last hoorah.



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176,719 You asked about the ring. I just said I'd think about it. It meant something to me sentimentally - of course I'd want to keep it, making payments we would both agree on.   But the time to discuss that isn't when you were mad, so I wanted to wait until things were calm so we could discuss that.

But no, later when you were hopping mad about my calling it off (and not going back) you had to say that I planned the whole thing and just wanted the ring and not you!

Well you got the money now - and have lost my friendship and any residual love completely. Seeing all the world as negative puts you into the place where you take ALL your weapons out of the arsenal and blow up your whole world. Just because you can't WAIT long enough to cool down before trying to hurt me.

Over and done. I don't hate you but I do realize now how dangerous you really were to my heart and how little you cared for me.  I feel sorry for the next girl to not find out until too late.



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176,718 I've gone shopping in a skirt with no undies. :)



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176,717 My sister has her sights seat on a married man. What's even worse, he has prostate cancer. She wants to steal him away from his current wife. My sister reasons his cancer will prevent him from wanting sex, which is a good thing because as she says, he's older and bit disgusting and she doesn't want to do sex with him. So why is she wanting any of this? Simple. He has money. He has cancer. She wants to married him and become a widow asap.



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176,716 I don't think having a black president brought us closer together. I voted for him. But I think it drove a wedge through the country and drove people further apart.

In much the same way, I fear what will happen when Hillary is President.



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176,715 I am not a huge fan of vain people but I will make an exception for African American men who walk around outside with their impossibly tiny waists, six packs, and smooth, hairless, muscular arms. I will go around a block twice for a second look at this deliciousness.

W F, 48



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176,714 I enjoy this huge spell of apathy over everything.  I'm actually happy to have it - it just about makes me seem adult for once in my life.



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176,713 My wife will go for months being nasty to me. She's constantly unhappy with me. These last few months have been no exception.

Tomorrow her nephew is graduating from high school. She wants me to drive her two hours so we can attend the graduation party. You kidding, my wife would never miss a party.

I sincerely asked why I should go with her. She's mean to me. She doesn't seem to like me. She is never warm with me. She never has sex with me.

She instantly dropped the nasty act. She smiled and apologized and started rubbing my back and suggested we immediately go to the bedroom and right the wrong of no sex. She said it has been far too long and I'm definitely overdue.

I almost believed her. And then she added, "So can you drive me to the graduation party tomorrow? They're serving shrimp!"

Oh Gawd! She's a manipulator in the worst way. She depresses me with how much she uses me. I can't wait for this marriage to be over. One more year until our child graduates. Then I will never have to deal with this rotten woman again.



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176,712 I just tried to look up what a swinger's party "pet" is.  Came across a bestiality porno site.  People fucking their dogs.  Dogs fucking their people.  I don't need this at 6 a.m.



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176,711 I have a coworker who once said her parents had 6 kids (so she has 5 siblings) and that she was the middle child. In her own words "I'm the one exactly in the middle."  I asked, "Did you mean you're the 3rd child?"  She said yes, kinda confused and has yet to realize there is no middle of six.  She has 2 older siblings and 3 younger ones.  The numbers are not evenly distributed before or after her.  The concept of the median eludes her.  We are both professors.  

Parents, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT let your kids major in early childhood education.  This imbecile is waiting to "educate" them.



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176,710 I think I should have waited a few more months. It was too soon and all I could do was think of my ex lover.  

Damn.



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176,709 Almost first week end of my kick..mad insomnia... desperate enough to try an online pharmacy for it before I smelled bullshit...said to myself, "Suffer, Bitch" and ride it out



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176,708 It's almost been half a year since I left you and to be honest I still miss you. It's like every ounce of me just wants to run back to you. But I can't I have to move on. And if you're wondering yes I still love you but just not in the way you want me to or deserve to if that even makes sense. I'm still trying to make sense of it. Just so you know I constantly think about you everything reminds me of you and I will always be thankful for all the years we had together and I will never forget you even when I'm an old man on his deathbed. You will always be my first love. I'm sorry how things turned out to be. I never meant to be so distant I just figured I would cause less pain if I wasn't around. Goodbye best friend and may the day come where we no longer have to be strangers.



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176,707 I want someone to fuck me in the ass while my husband watches.

I want them to fill my ass up with cum then watch as my husband bounces me up and down on his cock then be filled with his cum.

Then I want them to fucking fill me up with cum at the same time.

I KNOW I'M A FREAK but I've told him this while riding his cock

He has asked me who I want to fuck me at the same time

I don't even know who I want to fulfill this fantastic fantasy of mine.

I told him I wanted to be sloppy drunk and he could pick as long as only he came in my pussy and they knew what they were doing.


What my husband doesn't know is back when I was in my late teens early 20s I'd go to swingers parties and be shown off as a pet and having every hole filled puts me in a sub drop so deep and hard I crave the feeling of being owned.

Being shown off being called a good girl by my significant other while he let someone else try me out. I get chills thinking about it.

It was wild and crazy and I always got tested for stds, and always made sure our partners were amazingly I got through it std and pregnancy free.


But I remeber the feeling of a collar around my neck as I fucked my doms cock while he instructed another person on how to properlyfuck my ass and asking them how I felt god I just it's addicting. That submissive, amazingly liberating not being in control of one's self.

When I left a dom I fell hard for it left that lifestyle.

I miss it. A lot.

I miss it enough to introduce my husband to it. But he prefers me being the dominant....I switch by nature. I can own him in all the ways in love being owned, but recently I just want to be his bitch.

His toy.
And he just isn't about that life.



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176,706 Oh the weirdness, so many potential "suitors" HA...but I am so alone in this regard on a real life day to day basis...I come home alone, I go to sleep with my dog....
fluid boundary issues,..Thanks Mom, for my childhood and what not...life in general because I am here...
I don't know if I believe in monagamy anymore..It's on my mind now due to the possibility of sex soon and my lack of it lately



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176,705 I'm reaching the eye of my usual manic storm and I'm reminding myself that no one likes me and I should go die. I still sometimes wonder what if my ex had actually killed me that night.



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176,704 I can see through you.



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176,703 I took a shot today that was so, so painfully wide. My butthole still hurts hours later and I can't explain to my so why I look so uncomfortable and upset. It's just, oh god, my butthole. It hurts so, so bad.



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176,702 I have no sexual desire. I think this is a big factor in why I don't care to pursue anything romantic with a partner.

It'll happen eventually after some time - I'll get that itch, go find someone I don't know and have sex with them. But then after I orgasm I just want to get away as soon as I can.

I'm not sure why this is. I do drink too much, but I'm healthy otherwise. It's not an impotence thing - I can get it up pretty much anytime. Depression?

Maybe, who knows. I kind of think that I may never settle down with a partner. I just have no desire to do it.

Maybe that will change as I age, but it doesn't feel possible right now. And I'm mostly good with that.

- 26/m



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176,701 i like my boyfriend but im not sure if itll last as we're different culturally.  he doesnt like to try new things, like different cuisines. i love to cook and have people enjoy my food, but if i can't cook for him, i'll be troubled.

even though it's a small issue it may lead to bigger problems, like lack of flexibility and whatnot. i don't think it'll last to be honest based on his stubbornness



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176,700 My husband's first reaction to the Disney alligator tragedy:

"I'll bet they will put the hotel prices on sale. We should take advantage."

This is why i think I made a mistake in marrying him. He's a cold awful human being. He views someone's tragedy as an opportunity for himself.



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